>>1865565
That one was an alright story but my personal favorite was before the soul contract nerf, this is about a decade ago

>Be business alien, drilling every planet and now have the ability to sign peoples souls via the dragonballs
>Start asking for everyone's soul I can, the second they sign it to me it's irreversible
>Soul contracts hold an insane amount of power, you can teleport each other back and forth, raise their BP to half yours or lower it to 1, leech their power, kill them to revive yourself, KO them, and anything you want
>Find these two who won't give up their souls no matter what, it's a future trunks roleplayer and his "girl"
>Beat them up repeatedly in heaven, they don't budge
>Bind them to hell, feed the LSD, and implant electropacks in their body to shock spam them, nothing
>Suddenly this Cooler looking guy rushes at me and attacks
>Know I've fought this guy many times and he's at my level and not a titan
>Fly towards the caves in hell, this should provide the perfect cover
>He takes the bait and follows me in
>Using my alien build I hit him with a time freeze, use the makankosappo through his chest and finish him off with a kienzen
>As he lays on the ground dying I use my ability imitate and absorb the icer around the same second to not be seen too easily by anyone clicking the sense tab
>Fly out of the cave and regroup with the two victims
>"I barely won, we can get him again next time but I think I need your help. Let me have your souls so I can boost you up"
>They actually fall for this
>Let Trunks do his speech about what we will do to beat him and what to say afterwards
>Use soul contract to knock them out right after
>"No, we say Haah Waaw"
>Morph back to my blue alien self right as I do it
>The realization hits Trunks and he starts screaming at me
>I fly away with more to attend to, my bitches forever branded with the mark of the ayy lmao