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6/24/2025, 4:45:39 AM
>house gets infested with cellar spiders
>no idea why, never had a fly or ant problem
>never see anything in their webs other than egg sacs, other cellar spiders, and dust
>assume they must just be eating each other, with fresh meat coming in from outside occasionally
>big ones camp under my toilet and try crawl up my hairy ass when I go to shit
>babies paraglide down from the ceiling on strands of web and scare the fuck out of me every few months
Bros my ass.
Motherfuckers are playing a battle royale and my house is the map.
>no idea why, never had a fly or ant problem
>never see anything in their webs other than egg sacs, other cellar spiders, and dust
>assume they must just be eating each other, with fresh meat coming in from outside occasionally
>big ones camp under my toilet and try crawl up my hairy ass when I go to shit
>babies paraglide down from the ceiling on strands of web and scare the fuck out of me every few months
Bros my ass.
Motherfuckers are playing a battle royale and my house is the map.
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