>enemy seems scary and dangerous
>it's best to spare him and keep him around because he'll never hurt you but will help you get rid of other enemies
>he's actually a helpful ally and your most trustworthy bro

nah you go squish
My centipede bros will take care of the other bugs

>>713485534 (OP)
>>enemy seems scary and dangerous
>>it's best to spare him and keep him around because he'll never hurt you but will help you get rid of other enemies
>>he's actually a helpful ally and your most trustworthy bro

*sneak inside your PC*

>>713485642
Centipedes are the most disgusting looking bug though. I used to live in a house with them and I would nearly have a heart attack when I saw one at night. They’re basically demons. I’m leaving this thread now cause I know someone is gonna post centipedes to troll me.

>>713485825

>Enemy seems scary
>She's actually your new wife

>>713486125
what does spidussy feel like

>>713486454
That's for you to find out.

>>713485534 (OP)
i made a friend of one who just dangles from my ceiling and stares at me while I play vidya
but generally I kill on sight bc most of them are fags

this one only gets a pass bc he clearly just wants to watch me for some reason

>>713486125
sauce? is that a movie

Huge spider crawled out of my shoe the other day, way bigger than the ones I let live in the porch. Carried him outside and he jumped from his perch and booked it.
Had a singular large moth land on me and not want to leave my shoulder after coming inside unexpected. Two days, wouldn’t take the bait to go outside. Moths live without mouths so they can only breed or die in few days. Felt bad to lead it astray

>>713486718
One of the (good) episodes of Love Death and Robots. First season.

I love tarantulas. I own 30 tarantulas. They're so cute and fluffy.

I just killed anything that wasn’t a cellar spider/daddy long legs. They have such a webbing advantage with their long legs that they’ll just act as a defensive wall killing other spiders. It’s been years since I’ve seen anything other than a wandering hobo spider.

>>713486751
I've never been bit by a spider I've scooped up to put outside. They're very polite.
Also at least the moth didn't rape you like one did me.

>spiders posting on /v/ AGAIN
how many times do we have to teach you this lesson

>>713486932
The spiders won years ago.

>>713486781
thanks, I thought love death and robots was a western anime

>>713485642
Centipedes are assholes that will crawl on the floor where you might step on them and then get a fistful of venom in your foot. Spiderbros only hang out on the ceilings and catch way more pests with their webs.

>>713486918
The primitive mechanical brain spinning! And a moment of reflection? Evolution

>>713487094
Being able to actually really process what things are and how big they are is a sign of really high intelligence. A lot of cats and dogs can't even do it.

Spiders are cool bros, I like them. The rule is, as lkng as I don't see you twice we are chill. I'll save you from the showers and sinks, you kill the horrible bugs.

>>713485642
>centipede bros
https://files.catbox.moe/rwe5vd.mp4

>>713487261
Ahhhh, motherhood.

>>713487094
Jumping spiders in particular seem capable of recognizing human faces meaning they are more intelligent than we originally theorized.

>>713486968
i always forget that this happened on christmas, imagine having this shit as a christmas present

>>713487375

>>713485534 (OP)
This. I also keep wild birds in my house to take care of my new spider infestation.

>>713485534 (OP)
>let shitty bug stay around so that other shitty bugs may lessen in numbers
Nah I'll just kill them all

>>713487572
Yeah just crawl into those tiny cracks in your wall and get those ants and centipedes and roaches out yourself! And spin your own webs to keep flies from coming in your windows!

>>713486918
>when it stops deadass and stares at the camera stretching it's forelegs revealing the mouth
That was spooky but I still think he cute

>>713487659
I live in the pacific northwest. It's nothing but spiders anyway so they get the shoe

>>713487723
Those are just teeny-tiny fangs.

>>713485642
Fuck centipedes
One nibbled on my leg this morning at work and made my ankle all itchy

>>713487659
What a strange looking dog.

>>713485534 (OP)
>apartment has roach problem (out side species wanding inside not indoor infestation)
>spay apartment
>put out glue traps
>total roach genocide
>month later
>zero roaches in sight
>now just getting spiders in the glue traps
Im sorry spider friends but im too paranoid to remove the glue traps pls forgive me

>>713487375
Sometimes I tell creatures that look at me curiously they are the smartest of their kind

The pure soul, Huckleberry Finn knew better than to harm spiders. It brings you fearsome bad luck. If you cherish your mortal life, then I recommend that you leave spiders well enough alone to the task that God assigned to them.

I never kill spiders. They are everywhere here I only have one rule if you are in my shoes or gardening gloves you die. It sucks having to stomp on my shoes every day to check

Spiders are the white people of arachnids, they keep getting lumped in with insects (brown people) and ticks (jews)

>tfw fine with trantulas and shit
>fucking hate harvestman and grass spiders

>>713487659
spiders will get in your walls regardless of what you do
and have you ever heard of a window screen?

>>713487471
Cuuuute.

Please pet your spiders.

>>713485984
I've only seen one in my entire life and it scared the shit out of me because I thought it was a snake in my house at 4 AM.

you know someone lives in a squalor when they see a bug in their house and go "COOL ITS GONNA EAT ALL THE OTHER BUGS IN HERE"

Video games?
>>713488208
My house is from 1910 and full of cracks.

>>713488208
Every house has spiders you dumbass.

>>713488054
real, i think it has something to do with the leg to body ratio.

>>713487261
I'm just not gonna click it

>>713488290
Mine is spider-free. Clean your room, fag.

>>713487931
Huck was unironically based.

>>713488208
Not all white people can live in bug free Scandinavia. Some of our ancestors heeded the call of adventure and left us to make do, in more, "fertile" lands

>>713487261
what would happen if you remove the mom? will she go crazy after failing to fulfill her role?

>>713488119
The animal world is not accustomed to the kind, unthreatening touch
Petting, man’s most surprising gift to the natural world

>>713488440
Bugs are incapable of feeling emotions.

Spiders and Bees are among the Bro Tier Insects.
Fuck mosquitoes, anything that eats them is fine by me.
T.Southfag.

>>713488024
What are the scorpions and sun spiders then?

>>713488497
No anon, those are the chinese.

i don't care im still scared of spiders

>>713486751
>Him

That was a female, hope you enjoy all the kids she left in your shoe.

>>713487659
>>713487820
Do these retards not know insects can't feel stimulation/pain?

>>713488773
Do you know that's still a hotly debated issue on bugs?

>>713485534 (OP)
It's weird.
As humanity has evolved from living in caves and huts, so too have bugs moved on from the wilds of nature into furnished homes, but they haven't grown any cuter.
You would think after all this time, spiders would be cuter as to be less squishable.

>>713488857
Retard.

>>713488054

>>713488557
Injuns

>>713488960
Insects will never be cute to humans because the ideal body plan changes at small sizes due to square cube law, too alien.

>>713487846
>centipedes
>at work
Not even third-world shit, you're like fourth- or fifth-world. You're a shade of brown that extends into the microwave range.

>>713488995

>>713488995

>>713485654

>>713489083

Would my chihuahua be able to keep spiders away?

>>713489040
Looks pretty cute to me.

>>713489060
Insects have the same biomass as humans it doesn't matter if you are third world or first world you will not avoid them entirely. Also centipedes murderize the fuck out of bugs in a way spiders can only dream of.

>>713488352
Its a mother centipede being eaten by her young to give them nutrition.

>>713489228
What about spiders playing video games?

>>713487261
wtf, did they eat their mother?

>>713489124
this is the worst shit ive seen in a long time

>>713489124
Egads, I am scared

>>713489156
Depends what kind of spiders

>>713489326
They aren't even really spiders, anyway.

>>713485642
You say this until a centipede deep strikes from the ceiling into your keyboard and you are forced to end it rightly beneath the w key mid-game

>>713485534 (OP)
P...p....
P...
Penis?

>>713489375
They're more closely related to scorpions iirc.

>>713489479

I saw a small spider catch a faggot horse fly and paralyze it. How can something that kills horse flys be bad? Something that's worse than mosquitos

>>713487029
It's an anthology series where different studios(?) get an episode to strut their stuff. Some good, some bad
Personally I'd reccomend:
>Sucker of Souls
>Sonnie's Edge
>Snow in the Desert
>Bad Travelling
>The Very Pulse of the Machine
>Night of the Mini Dead
>Swarm
>Mason's Rats
>Shape-Shifters
>Fish Night
>Zima Blue
>Secret War
>Automated Customer Service

Why do most of the good threads on /v/ have basically nothing to do with video games?

>>713489524

>>713489578

>>713489314
yeah
not too uncommon in the bug world
if you're not going to survive long enough to have another batch of eggs then the optimal way to ensure survival of the next generation is for them to eat you and have a damn good first meal

>>713489124
>daddy longlegs
That doesn't even count. You could stick your dick in that.

>>713489591
It's just how it is. Threads about actual video games are filled with paid shills and bots, or just straight up retards who try to make shit political.
We see that here a bit, but we're at least chill enough not to engage with them.

>>713487820
how does someone hold a drone minded creature like that and not get bit, it doesn't make any sense, unless its post molt

>Big enemy is a pushover

>>713489272
>Silksong any day now

>>713489713
Animals won't bite you unless they have a reason.
Aside from pitbulls, pitbulls are garbage creatures.

You want to hate an insect this one is deserves your hate.

>>713488773
>spray bugspray on cockroach
>takes it like nothing the first second
>starts squirming moments later
Are you fucking serious anon? Just what kind of sick fuck thinks the animal who reacts erratically to noxious stimulus isn't feeling pain? This is levels of cope beyond all comprehension.

>>713489765
>Game has a sex minigame

>>713489713
if an animal is handled regularly it becomes used to it
this applies to anything

>>713489698
That's true, I wish we could do that with games more. Spiders are terrifying but that little dude looks really friendly.

>>713489850

>>713489375
when u nuttin but she still suckin

>>713489954
>Fuck Chuck
>Bitches then Bitches
This sounds gay as fuck.

>>713490085

>>713490146
kek

>>713489850
>I'm a fuckster

>>713486532
kawaii desu ne

Please wash your hands.

>>713490293
Maybe take a bath!

you see this? a spider did this to me in my sleep. it wasnt even a poisonous spider, it just got infected. i almost lost my finger. FUCK spiders

>>713490293
>This bug has better personal hygiene than many humans

>>713488436
Cute

>>713489850
goosh! goosh!

my spiders are lazy as fuck. they don't do shit. i probably have like 7-10 counted
>which reminds me I need to take out one I have trapped in a glass

>>713490432

>>713485534 (OP)
I like them too. But get the fuck off me you stupid retards or you're dead. Unless you're a jumping spider you guys are cute with your two big front facing eyes.

TERROR
IS
REALITY

>>713485534 (OP)
I accidentally killed a poor bug earlier trying to save it. Im the worst and deserve to be in hell

>>713490643
Sounds like someone needs more bug hugs!

>>713490396
outskilled

>>713489783
pitbulls still have a reason, they just won't show it.

I've been watching some cute black girl on youtube raise jumping spiders

>house gets infested with cellar spiders
>no idea why, never had a fly or ant problem
>never see anything in their webs other than egg sacs, other cellar spiders, and dust
>assume they must just be eating each other, with fresh meat coming in from outside occasionally
>big ones camp under my toilet and try crawl up my hairy ass when I go to shit
>babies paraglide down from the ceiling on strands of web and scare the fuck out of me every few months
Bros my ass.
Motherfuckers are playing a battle royale and my house is the map.

>>713491023
Is that better or worse than cock-voring a moth?
>Bing-chilling in the middle of the night during summer because sleeping schedule is fucked
>Moth the size of a thumbnail lands on my monitor
>Not the first time one has visited me like this, but I decide to wiggle my fingers at it to mimic its antennae
>It stops moving and just starts at my hand, then actually jumps on it for a second, then back to the monitor
>Repeat this the next few nights with the moth landing further up my arm towards my shoulder and staying longer each time
>One night I wiggle at it
>It lands on my thigh
>"Aw it's exploring"
>It starts crawling up my thigh
>"Moth-chan where are you going?"
>It crawls into my boxers and I never see it again
So that's how I ended up possibly cock-voring a moth
I know I didn't squish it because I made sure not to move at all while it was doing whatever it was doing

>>713490906
>that toddler made eye contact, I'm going to fucking kill it

>>713491068
Dude it crawled into your balls and started a family there, it's still there

>>713491023
>no idea why, never had a fly or ant problem
Think of it this way
Spiders only eat bugs. If you didn't have a bug problem, they wouldn't be in your home. Just because they're out of sight doesn't mean they're not there.

>>713490146
Kek

>>713490846
I wish I had a moth wife.

>>713491432
Just go outside and get one.

>>713491469
I would but it's 4 a.m. and there are none nearby.

>>713486718
Beyond the Aquila Rift.

>>713485534 (OP)
Fuck that. I've gotten bitten by spiders in my sleep on several occasions. I still don't kill them on sight, but stop biting me you motherfuckers.

>>713489067
This guy looks like he's going to give you sage advice and a few tutorial quests.

>A fucking leaf

>STR vs DEX
Who wins?

>>713491605
"Did you understand all that?"
>No
>Yes
>Button starts on No
"Oh okay let me repeat it all"

>>713491704
Never ever, by the way.

>>713490146
KEK

>>713491694
My bet's on him

>entering the spider's parlor

>>713489124
They do nothing you pussies 100 could try and bite you and youd feel almost nothing.

>>713492196
I knew someone who died.

>>713489840
reacting erratically to something does not automatically imply pain. you're projecting your personal experience onto a life form that is vastly different from you. kinda midwit ngl family member

Got banned recently? Hate the jannies? We got the solution!

>>713485534 (OP)
>>713485642
>>713485654

>>713485534 (OP)
>helpful ally/bro crawls in your bed and bites you while you are sleeping and you develop a 2 inch diameter necrotic wound
t-thanks bro

>>713488773
The hairs on their body is specifically designed to feel stimulation you dumb dumb.

>>713492486
IP logger

>>713485534 (OP)
I don't need help from THAT thing, so it dies.

>>713492489
i remember the video of this thing being one of the reliable gateways to get onto the weird side of youtube full of cryptid/ghost/conspiracy shit when that was still a thing
still hard for me to believe whip spiders are an actual thing, they move and act in such a surreal way

?

>>713492617
Should not violate the nap

>>713490146

>>713485642
Both would be murdered by ants. Centipedecels and spider els really are that stupid to like weak creatures.

>>713492706

>>713493081
got me fuck

>>713493081
Hugs!

>>713492706
>whip spiders
I call them cracker spiders.

>>713493275
What is this, a prop for some Starship Troopers movie?

>>713493717
Pacific Rim, actually.

>>713492489
>unspeakable eldritch abomination giant approaches
>i'm going to fucking throw hands with it
What a fucking gigachad

>>713493853

>>713493940

>>713486932
Sorry bitch, this is a Brown Widow board

>>713493990

>dude don't kill spiders they kill small insects in your house!
>dude don't kill these giant ass centipedes that has a bite that's extremely painful because they eat other insects in your house
>dude don't kill hornets in your house they are important to the ecosystem
So... I'm not allowed to kill any insects at all?

>>713494059

>>713492489
For me, it's the vinegaroon.

>>713493940
Don't fuck with praying mantis's. They have one of the highest successful hunting rates in the animal kingdom, below only dragonflies.

Get you a girlfriend that does this.
Mine raises snails.

>>713491068
>Anon doesn't know about moth balls
Go to a doctor

>>713494623
It's been like six years, man.

>>713489591
Off topic threads on any board are usually the best because on-topic stuff is repeated ad-nauseum until interesting conversation is rare

>>713494128
>Mantis picks a fight against a machine 100000000 times it's weight
RULES OF NATURE

>>713494547
This makes my stomach churn like nothing else.
Society was a mistake

>>713494086
Hornets and centipedes get the rope but I try not to kill Bees and Spiders. Of course all bets are off if they touch me

Is it true that Americans have big ass house centipedes in their houses? And that they even have a bite that hurts like crazy?

>>713495515
Could be worse.

>>713485984

>>713494086
Centipedes are fair game. Fuckers are actually dangerous to humans and like to get in your way.
Spiders almost never mess with you and if they do you can just pick them up with an index card and put them back in a corner.

>>713494547
snails are pretty cute

>>713494547
> Mine raises snails
Basé

>>713495957
Frenchman go home.

i ONLY kill spiders if they get very close to my sofa, or close to my bed.. that's where i draw the line and eliminate them.
Im not actually scared, but i dont want them crawling on me in bed or getting inside my mouth when asleep.
Speaking of which, is it true spiders can get inside your mouth when asleep or am i just thinking too much bout it?

>>713487471
I dislike and am terrified of spiders but that's fucking cute

>>713496079
Jumping spiders are very polite.

>>713496065
Eating spiders in your sleep is a myth that has been disproven for decades.

>>713496134
i wish i knew why i was terrified of every spider other than jumping spiders, i get that they're cute but i also find other spiders cute too but those still scare me. these little guys don't and it's not the size because other small spiders scare me too
this one is especially cute, carrying it's little baby around

>>713496065
>>713496230
They can go in your ears though.

>>713496336
Hm! well that explains my sudden Tinnitus one night... get out of my ears!! i dont enjoy your endless singing

>>713496317
Jumping spiders and tarantulas are definitely the most approachable spiders for most people, but there are other really cool spiders you never see like diving bell spiders.

>>713490396
That's not a spider bite. Also, poison is something you'd ingest

>>713489774
>Billions of spiders died awaiting silksong
Feels bad man.

>>713493275
> posting fake stuff
Giant isopods are real and CUTE

>>713496551
EDF makes me feel a bit bad about killing these guys.

>>713496740
They're cute, their web bukkake that one shots you from full health is not

>>713491704
>>713491985
source?

>>713485642
The problem I have with centipedes is they're extremely high IQ. They WASD in unpredictable ways and they are extremely patient. I was in a 1 hour standoff with one last night which I ultimately lost. I don't know if it's still in my room but I like to cope that it escaped through my vents.

>>713496990
I already said NEVER EVER. Dev got a job at EA or something depressing.

>>713494547
leeches are alright in my book, they can frontflip and play the vidya gaem

>>713496921
>tfw inferno mode spiders

>>713497135
Dude he just threw up on your controller.

>>713487261
wtf am I supposed to be worried about, I'm not their mom

>>713496616
>

>>713485654
Kek

>>713497061
Gotta give me a name bro I don't care about NEVER EVER.

>>713488773
Absolute retard

a spider bit me on the benis last year and now i have erectile dysfunction

>>713497301
It never even had a name. This is the closest we got to anything releasing https://weaverdev.itch.io/bonehead

>>713487261
that's genuinely sweet of their mother to sacrifice her life like that.
but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>713497241
no thats their stomach

they regurgitate their stomach onto things and food sticks to their stomach then they suck it back inside themselves and digest it

>>713497412
Why is he eating the controller. That's not how you play video games!

>>713497846
this is dum bees dont cook honey they chemically process nectar in their stomach until its a sugar rich slurry and then puke that into honeycombs

>figs wasp male hatches first, then proceeds to impregnate their have yet to be born sisters
why is nature like this

>>713498068
they're more likely to reproduce and produce successful offspring than if they don't do that, so the behaviour was selected for naturally

>>713498068
Nature only cares about what is successful.

>>713498068
Well I guess I now have one good thing to say about wasps

The spider who shares my apartment knows not to leave his corner unless when I'm asleep otherwise I'll kill him.

>>713490146
pfff

>>713495957
this looks really good. snails, prob cooked in a wine sauce, with pesto, and stuffed back into the shell? is that right?

>>713486125

>>713488773
bing chilling

>>713485534 (OP)
I learned recently that asians eat spiders. wtf is up with that shit
>hurr durr t-they're just like crabs!!!! it's like crab meat!!!!
yeah maybe but there's a psychological chasm that you need to cross before you start looking at those little fuckers less as vermin and more like food. it just proves that, like gingers, asians have no soul.

>>713494329
>>713493940
No wonder that fucker was a boss fight in Grounded

>>713485534 (OP)
Then why do they rappel down onto my face when I'm trying to sleep? You die.

>>713485534 (OP)
Just clean your room and you won't have to deal with bugs you nasty fucks

>>713493365
i giggled.

>>713485534 (OP)
*blocks your path*

>>713493940
>>713493990
>>713494059
>>713494128
obligatory RULES OF NATURE

>>713499475
The traditional recipe is simply butter, garlic, parsley
It is really good, I highly recommend trying it if you ever visit France

>>713496460
getting bitten by that fucker would be quite painful. look at those fangs.

>thought all my life jumping spiders dont exist in my country
>walking through the woods one day and notice one is chilling on my hand
fucking neato

>>713499903
get out of here mohammed.

>>713485534 (OP)
>enemy has extremely high agility

Shelob from Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor.

>>713500237
How did he catch it?

>using ai (arachnid intelligence) to win

>>713493940
>>713493990
>>713494059
>>713494128
Why does it fight? Because it's good at it.

>boss is just a large version of common enemy

>>713486968
I mean he'd be fucked either way since they'd have woken up eventually.

>>713487309
>nature's sushi roll

>>713500605
That reminds me, an ant crawled into my room yesterday and it had a top and bottom but the mid section was just a tiny thin cord, as thin as the tips of their legs there, rather than like their mid sections are. Never seen anything like it.

>>713487151
>ahh
god I hate zoomie baby speak

>>713486968
all he had to do was get some bug spray and fuck them up before they had a chance to wake up. if OP died, it's because he didn't think on his feet.

>>713498068
>noooooo don't hatch yet ur so sexy

>>713494059
>parryslop.webm

>>713486918
I found you, anon

>>713492294
>reacting erratically to something does not automatically imply pain.
Physical pain is a warning a alarm to being harmed or hurt in some way. Calling any sort of stimulus that serves the same function as being "not pain" is to fail to understand what pain is.

>>713501123
worse part is they only live for 2 days at most, what kind of environment lead to this.

>>713489124
What a blessing.

>>713489326
>>713489357
>>713492196
Harvestmen are one of the best creatures to have around.
I watched one on my bean plant stop and suddenly pull a hair thin larvae out of the bean plants leaf.
They are absolutely great for the garden and home.
Did you know you can feed them food scraps?
They love honeydew rinds.
Unlike most spiders, which they are NOT, they actually eat whole food pieces.
They are basically giant mites but beneficial and fragile.
They eat aphids too.

>>713492270
I know people who died too, completely unrelated to harvestmen though.
It is impossible for harvestmen to cause any serious harm or you are mistaking another creature for them.
Several creatures go by the name "daddy long legs" including a few flying insects.
Sometimes common house spiders are mistakingly referred to as such as well.
There was a whole episode of myth busters about this and embarrassingly they tested the wrong creature entirely.
The myth was busted from the start because harvestmen have no venom, or hollow fangs to deliver it for that matter.

>>713488773
?

Female spiders have sensitive spots on the underside the male needs to stimulate or they get fucking eaten without having sex.

>>713493853
yes, the guy is very brave

>>713501145
>>713491068

>>713501485
maybe moths have a unique combination of voracious sexual appetite and a lack of respect for consent-based morality that causes them to assault different anons' private parts

>>713489765
Kek
GET OFF MY LAWN

>>713497021
Some centipedes are bro-tier. But not those damn silverfish. They are the only one that’s crawled on me because they will skitter onto walls where you aren’t looking. Now I did catch a normal centipede once and he didn’t seem bothered, was in the zone and nourished even so I lay him go. But that’s because he didn’t care that I was there. They are very high IQ bugs and do what they please, unlike the niggerfish that panic and skitter

>>713489850
top 10 anime betrayals : post nut clarity edition

>>713485534 (OP)
>a-anon kun, don't touch me there! Kya!
>you-you'll make me web!

>>713489850
>BBC
definitely BBC in the bug kingdom

>>713488395
Plenty of mosquitoes, which your spider friends eat, in here.

>>713501145
>>713491068
Mothcock

>>713489591
subhumans who get paid to ruin threads here cant come up with the methods themselves. so when something unexpected comes up, they can only scratch their heads and let it play out.
thats why when you get a few good threads about an old game, the next day or two you will see a few threads about that game filled with the same demoralizing content you see in other threads. they need time to get new content and orders from above.

>>713498027
haha...

>>713489765
if this was elder scrolls, that beetle would be malacath's champion or something.
I imagine the daedra have champions among eco systems other than those of man and mer.
imagine if all the humanoid champions are dead and boethiah sends a literal black widow spider to finish the job as thats the only champion he got left

>>713494547
That's animal abuse that leech is getting loaded up with birth control and SSRI's from her bloodstream

>>713502435
this is rape

>>713502435
Fuck is this BDSM shit.
and why is it so hot

>>713502796
> subhumans who get paid
Probably just LLMs nowadays

>>713494547
>ribbon on a leech
cute
CUTE

>>713491068
I hate fleas. motherfuckers keep going towards the light reflected from my eyes and teeth not the goddamn monitor screen.

>>713489765
>Robaaaatoooooooo

>>713498027
and you think telling her that is going to make her less embarrassed?

>>713490146
KEK

>>713503136
why do you need a mood stabilizer if you're going to fucking sleep? or does it last for more than 24 hours or something?

>>713499671
>anon is just now figuring this out about asians
indian streetfoot memes have been in vogue lately, but real oldheads remember chink cuisine

>>713503524
>cannibalism

All bugs are good bugs.
>"but what about..."
Yes, that one too.

>>713485984
I feel that way about spiders. I guess that's why the species are at odds.

Are you ready?!

>>713503524
so what is she dipping those things in and why is it so caustic for them? can't be hot oil right? it splashed it all over the place, she would've taken hot oil to the face. so what is it?

its up for real in 10 minutes

>>713497135
Damn, these guys look like they're about to drop 5 green titanite shards

>>713485534 (OP)
I spare them but I also escort them outside
like with most bugs and the like

>>713503837
Not bubbling enough to be oil. Heated honey maybe? For the flavor?

>>713503738
This mosquito I'm trying to get rid of is evil and deserves to die.

>>713498068
Wasps have nearly full control of an eggs (males only develop when eggs are left unfertilized and are haploid, only females are diploid), males are less useful because reaching sexual maturity takes longer for them. Fewer males over females thus becomes the most efficient method for reproduction.

>>713503205
too expensive

I have a fly infestation in my bathroom, cause my wife keeps all the plants there. lots of plant food, moisture, warmth. the fuckers love it.
when I go to take a shower, they kamikaze the hot water to smash right into my face.
like they keep doing this for the whole shower. whole 40 minutes of it. every couple minutes another one does it. I swear to god it must be some ritualistic tradition in their culture by now.

>>713490146
My sides.

>>713489850
Pump and dumpp

>>713503205
Yep
Reminder, the stated goal was to 'drive away users from 4chan by gradually making boards and threads less interesting for them' and the easiest way was to saturate the board with garbage while also making it impossible to discuss anything. Hence the emphasis on making all threads about any topics negative and full of shitposting, and creating thread 'boogeymen' that keep everyone infighting and too busy to stay on topic or care or notice about how obvious the raiding of the site and its threads by these outside actors is

>>713504894
>"outside" actors

>>713498068
Nature is a fucked up mistress and has weird kinks.

>>713503837
Even if it was hot oil she probably wouldn't even notice it hitting her face with the endless amounts of makeup she has

I'm sad that all the jumping spiders in my house died off over the winter. I need to find a way to keep them alive next time.

>>713494674
Sex with mothmommies (and my mothdaughter)

>>713485534 (OP)
I saved a lil jumping spider in my room the other day, i saw him around for a week and all of a sudden he was all curled up on the floor but i poked him and he was super sluggish so i scooped him up with some paper and put him into a corner by my mattress and he was moving around a bit more and the next day he was way more active than he was before and i havent seen his body yet so i imagine hes still jumping around thanks for reading my blog.

>>713491432
If only she were real.

>>713488024
Ants and bees are also insects...

>>713485654
Not so fast

>>713505067
Oh there's definitely 'people' actually from here that do their fair share.
But you're naive if you think that actual outsiders aren't studying disruptive posters and the greater shitposting 'meta' and adopting those tactics to raid the site and fulfill their goal of depopulating 4chan.

>>713505845
They already won, main boards are shit nowadays
Shame other websites aren't much better, I want to leave this hell

>>713491432

>>713488773
this is just "fish can't feel pain" tier mental delusion

>>713485534 (OP)
I only have cellar spiders in my room.
Once I saw some weird brown spider that I have never seen before enter my room through the window. I immediately lost where it went after seeing it.
When I was vaccuum cleaning a few hours later, I moved my shelf on wheels aside and saw a cellar spider webbing up the previously encountered brown spider.

These are the biggest bros you'll ever have.

>>713506310
I want the (my) daughter more

>CAMO INDEX: 100%

>>713489591
It's an imageboard axiom that off-topic threads generally have better discussion than on-topic threads.

>>713486038
>Cool, but who's this rachnera you keep making me search
>Wait what are you wearing

>>713485534 (OP)
there was a house with 4 people and 2055 brown recluse spiders
ZERO bites

>>713489840
>Just what kind of sick fuck thinks the animal who reacts erratically to noxious stimulus isn't feeling pain?
By that logic an epileptic having a seizure is feeling pain from his seizure.

>>713486751
>Moths live without mouths so they can only breed or die in few days
only some, not all

>>713489375
How do I unlearn things?

>>713493853
I mean, what is it going to do, slightly pinch your finger?

>>713486532
Frylock with groovy Neutron hair in thumbnail lol.

>>713506473
>>713491694

>>713488773
what are you basing this on?

>>713488773
Yes they can
>>713488857
It’s not debated except by idiots who can’t read. There are hundreds if not thousands of studies documenting insect nociception.
They’ll even pay a cost to access painkillers to cope with pain

>>713503738
>cockroaches

>>713490432
If I slowly sucked my fingers "clean" in front of you I doubt you'd call it good hygeine.

>>713489646

>>713491068
Bugs are sluts. When I was a teenager I had a cum rag stashed in my room and one day I pulled it out and it was absolutely covered in ants all gobbling up the dried cum from my cum rag. Fucking cumslut ants.

>>713502435
>tfw spiderwaifu never bondages you and pulls out an unending string of cum out of you
What is all of this for?

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DID I EVEN BOTHER CLICKING ALL THOSE WEBMS

>>713494086
no, fuck you, stop killing insects
they’re critical for ecosystem function and we’re in a mass extinction

>>713499671
Welcome to Asian countries. If it has 4 legs and is not a chair, its getting eaten. If it has two wings and its not a plane, its getting eaten. If it dives but its not a submarine, its getting eaten.

>>713507298
i dont want to have an ecosystem in my home

>>713507257
i saved them all

>>713488773
dumb myth made up by psycho kids trying to justify their torture of innocent living beings

>>713487928
Lmao kino trope I will start doing the same

>>713507425
You do and always will. Unless your home is completely inhospitable to living creatures it will have bugs. The best you can do is ensure there is little in the open that interests them.

Does anyone have the video with the blue trapdoor spider that jumps out when his nest is disturbed and then zips back in after a few moments? I like that video.

>>713487659
>AWWWW ITS SO CUUUUTE

Dumb Karen it's playing dead. That's a stresa response. It thought you were killing it

>>713490432
niggers and indians aren't human

I have bug nets in every single window in my house and get no flies, no spiders, no mosquitos, no bees or any other bugniggers all year round.

>>713505818
Truth nuke.

>>713489840
They react erratically because insecticide is a neurotoxin that messes up with their movement until it completely paralyzes them to death

>>713488773
Are you retarded? Arachnids are not insects.

>/v/ when a slightly more agressive dog breed: "kill it! it's the devil's spawn!"
>/v/ when non-mammal killing machine with zero feelings beyond hunting and mating instincts: "awwn so heckin cute"

>>713508864
Shitbulls are an actual danger to human beings. No tarantula is. They're cute and kill six-legged menaces.
By the way, did you know that arachnids have the closest nervous systems to us vertebrates out of all arthropods?

>>713485534 (OP)
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT HOW USEFUL YOU ARE
YOU'RE TOO MANY BRANCHES ON THE TREE OF LIFE AWAY FROM ME
I WILL GRAB YOU IN A NAPKIN AND THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW

>>713488773
While is it true that arthropodes don't have a centralized nervous system and don't feel pain like vertebrates doesn't mean they don't "feel" damage. It's different but they definetivelly feel something.

Reminder that spiders shit everywhere. Check your corners for white and black spots.

>>713486932
>>713500827
Did you take a picture of it, anon?

Spidies are bros, my house is fly free all summer.

>>713506512
That was a rude thing to say to her.

>>713488436
This dude has multiple videos doing this I think

>>713506310
>>713506512
The dude in this doujin was unnecessarily freaked out by his circumstances. Could never fap to it because of that

>>713489375
>HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY
>HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL

>>713500378
The video is reversed. The crab actually ran up and jumped in his hand.

>>713490396
>a spider did this to me in my sleep
If you were sleeping how do you know it was a spider? Surely you have some monitoring footage as proof?

>>713511672
He knows it was a spider because he has spider powers now

>>713497135
>getting slime in your analog sticks
Bro…

>>713511838
Those are leeches, not snails

>>713489850
How all females should be treated.

>>713512006
Leeches are completely dry on the outside?

>>713488252
He's gaming

>>713488436
we need to domesticate spiders

>stealth /an/ thread

>>713490396
Looks more like a cockroach bite

>>713512315
Aryanimal threads are the best

>>713512049
Leeches are skinbreathers, so coating themselves in slime would not be beneficial. They live in moist environments anyway. They're also related to rainworms, which are also not slimy, iirc.
I am skimming the wikipedia article on leeches right now and couldn't find anything about secretion of any slimes; just that they "sweat" during sucking (excess water from the blood).

>>713485984
this, kill them all

>>713496460
You should never grab a tarantula from the top like that btw

>>713485534 (OP)
>>713485654
these fucking posts are boring. Don't you retards ever get sick of being unoriginal NPCs repeating what better anons have posted?

>>713487723
>deadass
why are you a nigger?

>>713485534 (OP)
>let the one I saw in my room live
>he bit me on the neck while I was sleeping and he obviously doesn't eat mosquitos
lazy faggot

>>713485534 (OP)
Spiders are our friends.

Anything else I find in the house I'll try to move outside without harming them but nothing will make me feel bad about swatting a mosquito.
>buzz buzz
Buzz off to you too.

>>713513054
Shadow of the Colossus

>>713485534 (OP)
>when you have to kill the cyberdemon who saved your life multiple times to get 100 kill

>>713494059
>>713494128
>>713500491
BASED

>>713513054
Wait until the fucker bites you, still have a small red crater on my ass from the last degenerate that bit me.

>>713485534 (OP)
>>he's actually a helpful ally and your most trustworthy bro
Sure, dude. I love cobwebs all over my house

>>713489850
Holy fucking based

>>713489850
nobody will ever be as based as that bug

>>713488995

>>713489124
those are not daddy long legs those are opiliones. they're not even spiders

Can spider be the solution for the mosquito question? I hate those shits so much. Hearing one buzz near my ear while trying to sleep sends me into a tard rage.

>>713489765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIiknC7QW0E

>>713487471
>>713488021
These are cute. I hate that my natural instinct is to kill spiders. I don't want to. I just want them to stop trying to make a home in my car.

>>713497846
No bee gf who makes me honey, my life is fucked.

>>713515127
Not really. Most spodes are looking for slightly larger prey, and most mosquitos aren't dumb enough to get caught.

>>713496506
Ok I meant to say it wasn't venomous, are you happy
>>713512531
>>713511672
I know it was a spider bite because it was diagnosed as a spider bite as I went to the hospital for it. Also we had a ton of wolf spiders in the house that looked exactly like this guy:
>>713488436

This is what it looked like after the swelling went down and the skin kinda..popped/peeled itself. You can see the bite better in this one

>enemy can stop your projectiles but doesn't take friendly fire

>>713516494

*ally

>>713496230
Yeah, it's bullshit. We don't care about your mouth anyway.

>>713514892
There is no evolutionary pressure to develop potent venom if you're already swole af

Did anyone ever play Deadly Creatures for the Wii? How was it?
I feel like there's a sore lack of spider games out there, besides entering a cheat code in SimAnt or something.

>>713493940
Spearow vs Scyther

>>713516494
It's a power up for him. He is the heavy and his human is the medic.

>>713513120
Just yesterday one of those absolute cunts stung me in the middle of my right foot's sole. I have calloused skin all over my feet except in some tiny area in the arch, and that's where this piece of shit hit.
I really don't want any animal to go extinct, but Total Moqsuito Death will do more good than harm.

>>713495389
ever since seeing MD Geist 2 as a kid I'm afraid. Well, if I ever encountered these things IRL i'd be paralyzed from fear.

>>713508301

>>713508864
You can't blame a bug for its actions. They are lower creatures incapable of emotion.
Dogs are developed enough to know what they're fucking doing.

>>713517927
jesus fucking christ

>>713508864
Niggerbulls deserve death

>>713490146
keklmao

>>713485534 (OP)
cute gaming sider

I live in filth and my room is worse than Asmon's, no roaches but tons of spiders and beatles
Never been bitten and never get sick. While my extremely clean arachnophobe roomie is perpetually sick and gets bitten so much he has a venom extractors and special socks

>>713489850
H-he's based...

>>713517927
lmao he seems so pissed off
Pretty color though

>>713517927
Was that sped up?

>>713518495
It was slowed down

>>713485534 (OP)
>but will help you get rid of other enemies
this is a huge meme. spiders eat like one fucking gnat every 3 months. absolute rookie numbers and not worth keeping their nasty cobwebs around or tolerating their presence.

>>713518495
I don't think so

>>713518563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ORuFBPthWQ

>>713485534 (OP)
Nah if those fuckers look like that they get torched

>>713518634
i somehow hate them even more when they have a long abdomen. all the worst traits of a maggot and a spider in one.

>>713486918
Jumping spiders are the best, my backyard is full of them and they're always walking around looking at things with their little twitchy heads. Cool guys.

>>713485825
*gets reduces to cinder the second I open a game built on Unreal Engine*

>>713518634
Fucking love seeing spiders working hard on their shit.

>>713516834
You say that then Australia found an even bigger version of the most venomous spider.
It's like twice the size.

>>713485825
i had a tiny carpenter ant inside my fucking monitor the other day behind the glass. most annoying and distracting shit ever.

>>713518407
it's an ambush predator disappointed with not getting a meal

>>713518738
They're insane hunters too, often targeting prey several times their size, including other spiders.

>>713518696
Popping out and back in like that was already impressive, putting the door back neatly too was pure kino.

You think Spiders would like spider-man games and if so which one would you think would be the general favorite?

>>713518850
Why not attack the stick holder though? Would it be different if the guy used his hand instead?

>>713517927
>Shadspider

>>713519037
They would like the Peter Parker Spider-man games but not the ones with Miles Morales (spiders are extremely racist)

>>713519065
Maybe. They're smart enough to know what's edible from not.

wtf did I click and go through this thread now im scared to lay down

>>713489124
why would anyone use their bare hands?

>>713503136
>muh insomnia
>washed down meds with coffee

>>713519181
Aren't humans technically edible still? Roaches and worms eat our dead flesh.

>>713501859
this manga is stupid fun

>enemy looks less intimidating the closer you get

>>713519192
Why? Except for the finger guy who might be lying none of these images or videos have been about people getting hurt.

>>713506823
it gives growing pains a whole new meaning

>octopus are highly intelligent for animals
>only live few years at most

Such a waste

>>713519363
Spiders don't scavenge the carcasses of large animals. Thats for other bugs.

>>713519431
>Nature: Gentle, violent

>>713497241
>we MUST support our mantis allies, fellow wasps

>>713519543
Was it not eating it? Just ran away in the end.

>he'll never hurt you
Sure, that's true for a lot of bugs, but I still don't like camel spiders.
>but they're harmless and just run at you because they want to cool off in your shadow
Don't like 'em. Creepy bugs that are too big.

>>713519431
>human settlements
um

>>713519127
Okay but wthere are a lot of Peter Parker Spiderman games? Also would spiders have a biased against spider-man shattered dimensions and edge of time?

>>713519712

The octopus just wanted to molest and give few new fetishes to the shark which is understandable

>>713519543
wait, the shark lived?
Also, what were the other fishes thinking about? they were all staring at the octopussy

>>713519927

>what were the other fishes thinking about?

>>713492489
>Oh Amygdala, oh Amygdala, have mercy on the poor bastard...

>>713519565
>>713519765
https://nhentai.net/g/352582/202/
For more info kek. Has naked Jurou-gumo and I don't want a vacation

>>713519982
kek

>>713519712
probably has a big hole in it where it got beaked. fish/sharks are crazy and will just swim off like nothing happened if there's enough of their body left to support life.

>>713492489
The video of a woman eating one of these on Fear Factor will haunt my mind for the rest of my life

>>713486532
fucking CUTE

>>713519814
The Japanese knew all along

someone post that asian chick eating the whole bucket of big ass spiders while they are still alive.

>>713494128
>>713494059
crazy how nature can be at once so difficult to survive in and so easy to survive in that these retards can hang in there

>>713501203
anon please take a moment and think about how retarded you are

>>713494547
>US politicians with Israel

>>713495515
the only places that don't have house centipedes have shit that's way worse. they're common all throughout europe, the mediterranean, and the more temperate americas.

>>713520254
Nature is pure rng. You're either lucky, or you find yourself in a wrong place at wrong time and you're gone.

>>713485984
i always thought they looked extremely cool

>>713518787
Not actually a spider.

Sure is a lot of WebFags in this thread

>>713518791
Fuck me did Australia finally unlock NG+?

I hate huntsmans so fucking much. They somehow always find a way into my room and will randomly run across the wall late at night resulting in an hours long quest to hunt them down and catch them

The just shrug off spider killer spray, too. I had to invent a catching mechanism for them which was a jar on a stick I could place over them

>>713520468
No, it finished the tutorial.

>>713491087
to be fair, that anon said 'a' reason, not a good reason.

>>713520395
Oh shit it's a camel spider, should've looked up the webm's title. Didn't know they made burrows, either

>>713503837
It's probably just alcohol. Imagine that getting into your sensitive orifices, that's what is causing the spasms.

>>713485642
>bros
At least spiders stick to their web once they're settled so I know they won't move.
These centiniggers will crawl around and fucking bite your toes and inject their fucking venom in you because they're aggressive little shitbags.

Ant-chan

>>713503450
Lamictal lasts roughly 24 hours; it's a once a day pill. It also causes heavy drowsiness as a side effect so most people that take it, take it before bed as a sleep aid.
t. Takes lamictal.

>>713520541
Makes sense in a desert, I still remember all the bullshit stories which came out when the US deployed in Iraq.

>>713520586
>At least spiders stick to their web once they're settled so I know they won't move.
spider propaganda. there is no other common house bug that will mission impossible itself directly into your fucking face in slow motion from the ceiling for no reason at all.

>>713520497
Just spray water on them to scare them away and keep your windows closed

>>713488773
spiders arent insects

>>713518791
>most dangerous, most lethal spider in the world can be found in the homes of aussies
poor cunts

>>713520619

wtf I love cockroaches now

>>713520708
I do keep my windows closed. They still find a way in cause my apartment is old and there's a billion points of entry. Spraying water on them just makes them hide which is the opposite of what I want them to do in a room I'm about to sleep in

>>713520619
Get the fuck out of my cereal box you fucking bitch.

>>713520775
To be fair they have to deal with so much 'most venomous' bullshit in Australia that I'm surprised they haven't followed the meta and become venomous themselves.
Unless their shitposting counts.

spiders live in my bathroom by the window. Every day when I go to take a shower after I work out there's usually one or 2 of them inside the shower getting some water from the drain so I get them with my hand and put them back on the window so they don't drown

>>713503837
Dipping live things in hot oil to eat is in fact a Chinese thing, though I don't know that that's specifically what she has there. Whatever it is, it's hot enough to flash-boil the water inside the centipedes and make steam burst out of them.

>>713490395
>they not only swim, but they actually have technique and move like a snake
didn't know it was possible to hate an animal this much

I really really wish there was a way to domesticate a spider to the point that it really knows it's being taken care of
Also, look at her go!

>>713520879
Isn't that one venomous plant whose leaves will cause pain that can linger even months later Australian, too?

>>713520819
Honestly at that point I'd just clear and section off one particular room to be huntsman free for sleeping in while they scamper through the rest of the apartment at night

wtf was god thinking with the insect class

>>713520619
I hate these comics so much.

>>713521040
only animals can be venomous anon.

>>713520914
You are a good man, anon. The spiders will pay you back in kindness one day.

>>713521040
>>713521140
Yeah that's Australia too, a plant with fucking neurotoxin and silicon needles which is why the pain remains for so long, because your body isn't able to break that down and your skin will more than likely heal over it.
It's not even lethal just REALLY painful.

>>713521130
I will not fall for your pro-spider propaganda

The only good bug is a dead bug

>>713521140
I'm sure one day we'll discover a carnivorous plant with the capacity to inject toxins into its prey.

one time i was on a really remote and poorly maintained hiking trail and had to climb this incredibly steep and narrow path up a hill lined with small ~10ft skinny sapling trees on either side. there were an insane amount of webs drawn across the path and there was no other way up so i decided to man up and go through. literally never had an experience so uncomfortable in my life - it was straight up fear factor shit. hundreds or thousands of spiders immediately fell all over me. literally more than i could count; like ants. felt them crawling under my shirt and through my clothes for literal hours afterwords.

>>713521182
What was god thinking when he created Australia?

>>713521281
No bites?

>>713521349
not a single one!!

>>713521258

>>713485642
>>713485984
>>713487846
>>713497021
>centipede
where do you even live that you ended up sharing the same room with those fucky fuckers?
I thought they live in a jungle or australia or some shit (other than the small nail size once)
nigga, if I was living and sleeping next to them fuckers I will kill myself before they even get a hand/191 on me

>>713521185
Huntsmen look pretty cool when they slowly, though, I'm sure you'd agree

>>713521132
He was thinking, “Hi Danvillefag, your demoralization attempts on /pol/ are a massive failure and you will never be a woman”

>>713521384
The post is coming from inside the house

>>713521360
Your nightmare experience makes me feel better then. Thanks anon.

>>713521382
house centipede distribution map. like i said, if you live somewhere that doesn't have them, you have a bug that's worse.

>>713521384
move* slowly, I mean

>>713521140
Isn't the difference that poisons are passively delivered through like consumption or touch while venoms are delivered by scratches or bites so things like nettles are technically venomous because they use spines? Am I misremembering my biology lessons?

>>713521182
for fuck's sake, Australia

>>713521382
> if I was living and sleeping next to them fuckers
I once lifted up a curtain while laying in bed to see what the weather was like and there was a big centipede under it, almost did a backflip out of bed.

>>713486892
>tfw read that as cute and funny for a second

>>713521414
What?

Nigga go touch grass. I have no idea who the fuck you think I am, but holy shit go outside if think all posts are from a small handful of people

>>713521329
'Fuck that place in particular'

Here's my spider

>>713489591
the best vidya discussion I had on this site was on /a/

>>713521471
they were very small spiders. i think it was more that their fangs would've been too short to pierce my skin than any benevolence on their part. it was just the sheer number of them and that crawling sensation under my shirt (they entered down the back of my neck because they dropped from above) that made me so uncomfortable.

>>713521496
I'm from Europe and I've never seen a house centipede. Then again I've not seen something worse either.

>>713521143
I'm waiting

>>713514951
Harvestmen are also known as "Daddy Long Legs" in addition to the Cellar Spider, or "Daddy Long Legs Spider". It's a fair name to give either of them, they voth have very long legs.

>>713521558
>touch grass
>reddit spacing

>>713521536
I just thought it was simply based on the source.

toxic = bacteria
poisonous = plant
venomous = animal

>>713521662
I myself have only seen a centipede like once in my entire life, it was near kids playground sand infront of our commie block house, i went down and kicked it away.

>>713494547
>@lobotomiseme was already taken

>>713521742
Terminal brainrot. My condolences to your loved ones.

>>713521536
Venom is used for predation while poison is a defense mechanism. It's why poison dart frogs are called the way they are. Though venom can also be used defensively, like for bees.

>>713521825

>>713521781
Isn't it poisonous if you try to eat it and you get sick and venomous if it needs to bite you for you to get sick?

>>713521662
i'm jealous. they are very regular visitors where i live in the US northeast. so regular that i sometimes even see them skittering across the sidewalk when i walk my dog at night. lived with them my whole life and they still startle the fuck out of me everytime they bolt out of cover.

>>713521927
I'm ESL and in my language we don't do that distinction, everything is "poison", no matter where it comes from or how it's applied, because after all, they're all toxic substances, so who fucking cares?

>>713521927
>Learn there's actual poisonous snakes that get the toxins from ingesting frogs

>>713490995
>spoiler
fucking share it now

>>713521781
If a toxic substance is absorbed through the skin or is ingested, then its a poison. If it injected as part of an attack, then it is a venom.

>>713521382
I was outdoors doing nighttime security shit and felt a bite on my ankle and then something crawling out of my pantleg so I shined a light and it was a centipede scurrying away down the sidewalk into the grass

>>713522031
>so who fucking cares
I understand but it's still good to have a distinction between them so you have a better idea of what is going on.

>>713522108
>If it injected as part of an attack, then it is a venom.
So the spitting cobra is not venomous, but poisonous?

>>713522031
why is english so fucking kino bros? do any other languages describe things with as much specificity? we have so many synonyms and parallel words with subtle or context specific alternate meanings.

>>713522158
Did you lose your leg? Is it a peg leg now?

>>713521360
interdasting, i've had a relatively similar situation with ants and they stung the shit out of me

>>713520697
This isn't "fake" it's just two camel spiders attached, one is biting onto the other, which people misinterpreted as one big spider. But each individual is still pretty big and nasty looking.

>>713490293
don't chew ur fingernails

>>713522048
There's Toxic Birds too that eat poisonous bugs to become poisonous themselves, shit is wild.

>jak posts even in this thread
Seems there's a big sharty raid happening, seen this shit in other threads too

>>713522241
No unfortunately, it just made the spot itchy for like an hour
No sick ass M4 pegleg like that chick had in that one movie whose name escapes me

>>713522193
>do any other languages describe things with as much specificity?
Of course they do. Many other languages are way more precise than english, they just don't have retarded unnecessary distinctions like anglos with their dumb salt/battle distinction or the eternal "what is a tank" debate.

>>713522327
ants are huge assholes, im not surprised. ive never been bitten by a spider or a centipede but ive been bitten by like 8 varieties of ants. doesn't seem to matter if they're the size of a pinhead or slightly larger than a grain of rice: if they're in a position to clamp you, they go for it.

>>713522381
bro /pol niggers are here 24/7
nothing new under the sun

>>713496230
that sounds like spider-talk

>>713522532
>they just don't have retarded unnecessary distinctions like anglos with their dumb salt/battle distinction or the eternal "what is a tank" debate
kek, those have to be the most oldschool History Channel examples ever. i appreciate them but they're still humorously specifically themed.

Great thread
Til next time arachnophiles

>>713521825
>brainrot
>touch grass
you must go back, you aint fitting here
or better yet, go kill yourself

>>713522360
I didn't know about these guys, neat

>>713522381
>>713522652
>dumb tranny gets btfo’d
>what’s going on sisters!
Kek

>>713522360
>>713522048
there are frogs that get it from eating bugs too. i wonder if there are any 3rd order relationships like this in nature, e.g. a frog eats bugs and becomes poisonous, a snake eats those frogs and gets the original bug venom, etc

>>713522798
>basedjak posting tourist telling others to go back
loving every laugh

>>713522981
Hey retard, you I’ve been caught. We were having a good thread, you decided to shove christianity into it for no reason(which is funny because you faggots always accuse christians of being “pushy”), got called out as an obvious redditor, proceeded to reddit space and unironically say “touch grass.” You will never be a woman.

>>713521496
I live in brazil and have never seen a house centipede.
And I don't think I've ever seen anything worse than them. The shit I usually see are roaches, spiders, geckos and ants.

>>713523558
>I live in brazil
>And I don't think I've ever seen anything worse than them
my macaco, you guys have spiders the size of your whole hand over there. house centipedes are about as long as two segments of your finger and half as wide.

>>713523737
But those spiders aren't bad though?

>>713522186
No it's venomous. The spitting cobra spits its venom into your eyes, it's not absorbed through the skin or ingested. It's a bit semantic I'll admit, and it can still inject the venom into you directly via bite.

i remember going on vacation to the dominican republic and there were these spiders that were so big that their footsteps were audible while they were running on the wall or ceiling above you. fucking hate it. had one drop on me in the shower and ended up getting into a shouting battle with it totally naked

>>713521496
Argensimian here, most places without centipedes have alacranes (small scorpions) that hide in the worst places ever (like your shoes) and kill you instantly if they sting you

>>713523558
it looks like they only live the 3rd world- nah its only the usa

>>713523839
What about breathing in the substance? Or absorbing through mucosal membranes? What is it in that case?

>>713523845
makes me almost grateful for only being startled as fuck but otherwise being at zero risk.

>>713523737
Every once in a while sometimes I see a single tarantula in my house, but they as far as I know the ones the size of hands that live around here just make you very very VERY itchy and nothing else, and you can usually just kill them with a good sandal throw + stomp or broom/squeegee attack.

>>713523146
That wasn't even me you brainfried subhuman, and you started the polposting you retarded waste of life.

>>713523759
it comes down to preference then man lol. i don't like either bug but if i had to choose between hand-sized spiders and fingertip-sized centipedes when neither one was actually physically dangerous, id choose the centipedes.

>>713518978
did he died?

>>713524034

>>713524025
>I see a single tarantula in my house
yea see this i wouldn't be able to handle. what the fuck do you even do with a spider that big? squishing it is like squishing a fucking mouse - there's going to be guts everywhere.

>>713519410
pic not related, a tiger would still be terrifying even if he's relaxed

>>713524202
>what the fuck do you even do with a spider that big?
Eat or get eaten

>>713523980
Breathing makes it a poison, I guess I should have added inhalation to the poison list. Like the spitting cobra example, it' counts as a venom if its forcefully injected into the body (either from a wound or into a mucous membrane like the eyes) as part of an attack. If you want to be really nitpicky about it and shove poison dart frogs in your eyes then you can call that a poison.