>>11322747
Granted! You get a monstrous husband as your pic related, some kind of monster, but a sweetheart... if impish at times.

However, you also get a prehensile tentacle cock. You'll get a new body with it as well. You can decide if you want to be a cute boy, futa, dickgirl, etc, (as long as you have a dick) but it's really just appearance preferences. You'll also be on the weaker, leaner side, with your husband wearing the pants, whatever gender you pick. You'll probably appreciate the body being supernaturally stretchy as well... for... reasons.

You and him will be happily married, with him being your type, and you, his. You two will have cozy income making paid content involving your freakish genitals. So long as you don't mind watching people in the internet watch your fun with him regularly, or take a kinky fan request (fuck your own ass), you'll be set. Both of your cocks can grow and shrink, which is very useful when it's not in use...

...But neither of you control your respective penises.

They literally have minds of their own. Ones that like what you like, but don't have inhibitions or situational awareness. They answer only to your libidos. Do you want to get fucked in the kitchen, looking at your husband's bulge? Your cock may spring to life and bind you, pic related, disrobing you in the process. Your husband can't control his cock either, and it'll find whatever hole it can to take while your own cock traps you into an impromptu bondage session.

Did your husband miss you while you were away? His cock may hug you before he does. Eating out together on a romantic date? Your cocks may play with each other under the table, forcing you to hide your pleasure until... well, they have their fun. Better hope you leave before anyone notices the mess under the table...

They tend to be monogamous, against all odds, unless you and him are not. In which case, they'll see every other potential partner as game.