The rules:
>Grant the wish of an Anon above you, putting your own lewd twist on it.
>After granting a wish, you get to make one wish yourself. The Anons below you will grant it, and so on.
The first Anon of the thread gets to ask for a wish for free, without having to grant someone else's wish. (To be clear,does not mean without receiving a twist.)
>If a wish received only lazy "the wish is made completely unenjoyable and everyone dies" answers, you can re-grant it in a different way and still get to make your wish.
>If all wishes have been already granted, then you can just ask for a wish for free.
>Not a rule but it's still good form: if someone put effort and creativity in their post, you are encouraged to put effort and creativity when you answer their wish.
>Remember that we're here to have fun!
Last Thread: https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/11265118

>>11311783
>I wish for a monsterly monstergirl wife.

>>11312070
>>I wish I was a cute, sexy girl who didn't have to think much to have a good life (but isn't THAT stupid...)

>>11312079
>>I wish I was an attractive futa who could just "tame" girls and take them home, and had a sixth sense to find girls who weren't taken. Single girl at a train station? Start giving her food, teach her to eat out of my hand, get her used to me headpatting her so I can get her to follow me home. Cute girl on the street? Let me "Pspspsps..." her to come over and see what's going on with me. And of course, I'd like to cuddle and have sex with the girls who trust me that follow me home regularly. I still want them to be themselves, I just don't want to deal with modern dating culture or hookup apps.

I wish for the power to become a tentacle swarm (and morph back) with the ability inheritance thing from https://exhentai.org/g/3010152/7f01e3d4cd/

>>11313323
Granted! You are now the daughter of a fallen heroine from a story much like yours... only in your case your mother fell in love with the tentacle hivemind, which loved her back, and a very SPECIAL daughter was born, one not a part of the tentacle hivemind. Thas you.

You're an adorable, if awkward, human tentacle monster hybrid who inherited both parents abilities. Time alteration, and the ability to split into a hivemind of multiple tentacle monsters. While you look like this when relaxed or tired, a cute and helpless fucknugget with lil tentacle nubs, you can exert yourself to grow your tentacles out to move around, grow penis tentacles for sexy stuff, etc. Just keep in mind, while your mass shifting tentacles allow you to stride greater distances, pulling yourself around can get tiring, and if you're too tired, you're left unable to form lengthy tentacles.

And as you wished, you may become a tentacle swarm hivemind, splitting at the seams as you turn into multiple tentacle monsters. Their size will depend on how much stamina you have. If you're well rested, you can recreate your linked manga with your power, but you'll be exhausted after fucking someone with the powers as thoroughly as that. And while you are super durable and regenerate, should anything happen to you, only one part of you needs to remain for you to regenerate... though you'll regenerate from a small size, looking like an onahole for a week or so.

You also have the time powers, inherited from both parents... but your control over it isn't what you'd expect. Your tentacle father's control over it was instinct based, unlike your mother who's very deliberate with it. As a result, you can't use it by trying it. It happens by itself if your libido would want it to... which leads to some VERY interesting predicaments combined with everything above.

Sure, if you see a cute girl you want to fuck in a metro, you can turn into a swarm and freeze everyone else and have fun with her.

>>11313347
Or if you're alone with someone attractive, you can freeze a victim and do whatever you want with them... though I "can" is not the right word here, it WILL happen if you'd want it to, deep down.

The same goes for acceleration kicking in if you're trying to recover from your refractory period, though this will NOT restore non sexual stamina, which can ironically, leave you more tired than if you didn't have the power at all. If your body wants to cum again more than it wants to be strong or even mobile again, it'll prioritize that, leaving you weak.

And yes, you are as helpless as you'd imagine when weak. If you use your powers to rape someone, the law won't apply to you since you aren't human, but at the same time, it won't protect you from retribution. If you're exhausted after, you're just a fucknugget. If your father gets wind of this, he might just punish you too. No, not for being lewd, for getting CAUGHT dummy. You wanna fuck so much, have some tentacle incest, your mom will join in too.

By itself, this is pretty standard... but depending on how good it feels, your powers may just activate to slow you or your partner down so getting fucked lasts longer, often speeding you up so you can be ready to cum again for whoever's having fun with you (which again, will leave you physically tired)

You could ALSO be a good girl, only fucking those who consent and whatnot, and people will be kinder to you for it... but if you take this route, you'll be seen as cute, subby, and teased and doted on. While your parents may have punished you for getting caught, in this situation, they might just tease you and try to initiate sex with you anyways, only doing it if you consent... but they can be very persuasive.

If you decide to be good, your time powers will slow down lovers who headpat you, cuddle you, etc, which CAN leave you stuck in someone's embrace for twice as long, but your body wants this, even if your brain finds it annoying.

>>11313357
Oh, and you can absolutely time stop yourself. Maybe if you're just about to reach climax, but your body wants to hang onto the feeling longer? Wait for a partner or two to reach climax first so you cum together?

And yes, your powers can work against you when you're a swarm as well. You're naturally weaker when multiplied, and often still have holes or sex organs for people to have fun with. While you can regenerate from almost nothing... your body will delay reforming until every piece of you is back together otherwise.

All it'd take is one person to tease one of your "mini-mes" enough for it to slow time for itself, and leave you unable to reform until it's had its fun.

You can be a threat, sure, but afterwards, your fatigue and lack of control over your time powers tends to turn the tables on you. At least you're cute...

>I wish I was a cute girl with a loving, incestuous futa sister

>>11313362
Granted, you are now a cute girl with a loving incestuous futa sister
However, your sister is not attracted to you, but to your mother. She'd be far too big for you anyway, and as she loves you she wouldn't want to hurt you with her fat cock and ravenous sexual desires.
Though she had always been attracted to your mother, she didn't acted on it until deep into puberty when the overwhelming lust and teen angst got the better of her. To call it "rape" may not have been true. Sure at first your mother resisted, but once that monster cock was thrust inside she quickly changed her tune. You could only watch in equal parts shock and fascination as your sister plowed your mother. Any respect you had for her, your mother had always been reserved and somewhat stern, evaporated as she was reduced to a brainless moaning slut by her own daughter's cock. It felt like it would never end, as your sister seemed to just keep cumming inside her, and om truth it never really did. Since that day, they fuck all the time. Your mother effectively became a free use slave of your sister. What had at first been so forced had become so causal, as if sucking her daughters cock under the table during breakfast was as normal as a kiss on the cheek she gave you before sending you off to school.
The dynamic did change between you and your mother. There was no hiding who thr favourite daughter was now, but your bond with your sister was mostly unchanged. Although you no longer got to give her secret handjobs like you used to

>>11313362
Granted! You are the twin sister of a princess-- The Princess, in fact, daughter of His Holiness, the Emperor Himself, eternal regent of a thousand-thousand stars in an old, old milky way galaxy. Golden ships wage constant war against the dark in the fringes of the galaxy, earning glory and the right to say they beat back the encroaching blackness and occasional rebellion. Most of this, however, is irrelevant to you and your sister-- except the fact that as eternal as the Emperor is, He has had a lot of time for his genome to evolve within his body and produce something truly new.
You and your sister are the first of a new race; Elflike ears, otherworldly beauty... and strong sexual dimorphism. Once you two started developing, you kept a cool demeanour... and she was hit like a freight train right between the legs. She went from female to full-blooded futanari the instant you two turned 180, and in the 181st year of your lives she still has no idea how to deal with it-- and your old, sweetly innocent habits of sleeping together, nesting with her being the natural big spoon, or bathing together as you washed her thoroughly, or even just the days you used to spend chasing eachother around the palace-ship. You, as the only one who seems to have force of will around here anymore, insist she still join you in all these activities, though you don't know why she's blushing now of all times. Really, the nerve.
(Oh hell, duplicate grants already.

>>11313434
Obviously to the Emperor, though not so much to you, she cannot make public appearances anymore. You believe it's because she can't stop blushing and trembling around you, she must be this much of a wuss in public too. ...The Emperor believes she should not be seen in this state, lest the purity of his blood be questioned. Instead, the role falls to you, as her trained body double, to become the Princess. Mostly, this means an obnoxious amount of work for you to do, appearing in public and spending time away from your beloved sister-- But you don't have EVERYONE fooled.
Competing powers in his noble houses seek to topple him at all times, and the easiest way is if they can confirm their mentat's suspicions and get pictures of your sister's... anatomy.
You'll be spending all your eternal life training, rooting out spies seeking upskirt photos of your sister through any means necessary, and engaging in what you believe to be innocent fun with your beloved twin sister-- But one day, sooner or later, you will come to understand why she struggles to control herself around you every day and night. You'll find her after a long month away from the palace, screaming your name as she relieves her pent up liquid urge. Then, the tables will be turned at last, and she'll have all the confidence-- her great secret revealed, all she wants is for you and her to become a Alice & Eve for a new race of Elven nobility, the successors to mankind...

>>11313314 (OP)
>>11312070
>I wish I was a cute, sexy girl who didn't have to think much to have a good life (but isn't THAT stupid...)
Granted! The reason why you don't have to think much to have a good life, is because you have someone else who will take care of you! You suffer from a rare genetic condition that makes you unusually small - we're talking three feet tall...with some generous rounding up. You're not a shortstack nor a loli; you have the body proportions of a normal girl, just... downsized. You are legally an adult, and everyone will treat you as one. But you'll still have to navigate in a world built for people much bigger than you.

...Is what I would say, if it wasn't for the fact that the government appointed a guardian to help you out. He/she/they will follow you around and help you with anything that would require a normal size, from getting things in high shelves, to using the subway without getting crushed by the crowd. They'll also help you in a lot of things where size is NOT an issue; they might clean your house, cook, file your taxes... Speaking of money, did you now that you got a substantial disability check that will allow you to live comfortably without working? You can still get a job if you want... Maybe as a secretary?

Anyway, back on track. By now, you might have realized that your welfare guardian tends to do a lot of things in your stead. Thing is... They just so happen to be your type. Right sex, right figure (but normal size), right personality... Problem is, they're also extremely good at handling near everything in your stead, and make you feel simultaneously embarassed and grateful for it. They aren't even doing it on purpose; they're simply a very kind person who wants to help you out. It's not their fault that they might make you feel frustratingly powerless, and then even more frustratingly guilty for having lashed out.

>>11313445
Basically, take care of your useless futa sister for a few centuries until she finally grows some metaphorical balls to go along with her real ones, at which point there's 50% odds you'll run off to start a new empire with all the offspring. Which are free of all defects besides your perfect elvishness and the lack of all males.
>I wish I were picrel, part of a new group of people with impossibly inconvenient bodies.

>>11313446
From this point onwards, your options are clear. You can vocally protest, which would make your guardian relent, and give you a greater degree of autonomy... Or, viceversa, you could completely submit and give in. Or somewhere in the middle. Maybe start a relationship with your guardian? I'll have you know that your "condition" is considerably more lenient towards your genitals: in order to allow you to have sex with normal-bodied people, your pussy can stretch enough to take regular instertions just fine. And as a bonus, I'll give you some innate knowledge of techniques to make sex quite more intense, overriding the disadvantages of your small stature. Just make sure to not get smooshed during the post-sex nap...

>I wish to be a girl on a quest to vore and absorb all females in the universe, and make all males part of my harem.
Important note: I am NOT wishing for the guarantee of succeeding. If I did, the wish would be too hard to grant and/or would completely destroy me.

>>11313314 (OP)
>>11313314 (OP)
>>>I wish I was an attractive futa who could just "tame" girls and take them home, and had a sixth sense to find girls who weren't taken. Single girl at a train station? Start giving her food, teach her to eat out of my hand, get her used to me headpatting her so I can get her to follow me home. Cute girl on the street? Let me "Pspspsps..." her to come over and see what's going on with me. And of course, I'd like to cuddle and have sex with the girls who trust me that follow me home regularly. I still want them to be themselves, I just don't want to deal with modern dating culture or hookup apps.

Granted! You get hit by a truck and find yourself in front of a goddess who tells you you're the one millionth person to get killed by a car or truck that year, and as a result, you get to go to another world! She asks you for a boon, and as the horny enby you are, you ask for the body of a futanari.

The world she sends you to is a lot like Animal Crossing. Basically, it's super chill, and there's animal people of all species everywhere. You're the only human, but there are so many species that no one knows them all, so they just assume you're some kind of monkey.

You settle into your new life and get a chill job picking apples. After a while, you notice that you're really good at picking up the vibes of people around you. You're especially good at figuring out which girls are lonely. Well, it turns out that animal girls are easily attracted by food and head scratches. Soon you've got a cozy little harem of girls. You all pool your money and buy your own orchard, and you spend your days picking apples, cuddling, and having sex with your little animal girl harem.

>I wish I could tell which girls were attracted to me.

>>11313452
Granted. So, long story short, the goddess of love is sick and tired of watching people marrying the wrong people and ending up in unhappy marriages and divorced. She concludes that the best way to get people in the right relationships is to make their bodies sexually attractive to their soulmates. So you just have to find the person who's body perfectly matches your fetishes, and you can live happily ever after.

However, she didn't realize just how extreme some people's fetishes were. Some people really like big feet, some love giants, some love shortstacks, others love anime girls with big eyes and blue hair. Some people are cursed with inconvenient body parts. In your case, turns out your true love has a fetish for cowgirls with asses that hold half their bodyweight. Shouldn't be hard to find them.

I hope that clears some things up. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm on the lookout for a tall goth with huge tits. Have you seen one?

>I wish I was married to a sexy goth who's a foot taller than me with tits larger than her head and a booty to match.

>>11313452
Granted! You are now a cute girl with an impossibly big bottom and PLAUSIBLE bust, that "just work" anatomically and physically. You don't produce solid waste anymore as a mercy, just another impossible thing to add to the list. You still sweat develop a sexy musk for those who go back there, so don't worry. Also, you are, for some reason, an adorable country bumpkin. Freckles, red hair, and a wardrobe like your pic related. Wearing dresses and "cute" clothes will embarrass you so much you'd sooner go naked, while practical clothes will feel like a second skin to you. In addition, you'll have southern accent you can't get rid of, like an auto "country" translator for everything that comes out of your mouth. And of course... you're VERY good at riding.

So why is this, beyond asking to be the girl in the pic? Well it has to do with your group. See, whenever a /d/ wish can't be fullfilled anymore for some reason, what it creates doesn't just go away. If the person who made the wish ends up vanishing, the same thing happens. Your group is a bunch of girls and guys who came into being from wishes on these threads, sometimes "recycled" souls like you, sometimes new people entirely.

In your case, someone wished for a "cute country gal with a HUGE ass" to sit on her face. Of course... if the person making the wish became your huge ass, you'd be "sitting on them" constantly. Might explain why you can't find them, huh? Or why anal feels so good for you, or why your anus winks on its own sometimes... but good luck fitting through doorways, standing upright without falling backwards, finding out what you're sitting on, or reaching your own, needy asshole. Vaginal masturbation isn't enough for you... never will be.

Anyways, your group is from a recent batch of wishes, and I've dumped you all into a world I use for freaks like you often enough that it's not THAT uncommon to see someone like you.

You live with a few others. A six boobed futa built to self felate...

>>11313475
But constantly lactating, and with too much "stuff" on the front of her body, with breasts and her cock getting in the way all the time, often throwing her balance off and making standing upright impossible...

A cute imp shortstack femboy who's doll sized, but has huge genitals, even for a normal sized person (that always fit), immobilizing him and forcing him to flutter around pathetically with his tiny wings...

A double amputee who has the opposite problem of you, being TOP heavy, and always falling over, with no arms to pick herself up with...

A harpy futa milf with no hands to get off with...

And a few others are expected to move in with you. You are all allotted one house, and do not get caretakers. You are each other's caretakers, helping each other do what they cannot. Yes, the armless girl "needs a hand", and needs to be helped up regularly, yes YOU need help getting unstuck from places (which is hilarious since the only other person with normal sized arms has tits and a dick that get in the way when she tries to push you), reaching high shelves is something you need the hyper dicked imp and his wings for...

And naturally, you need to help each other get off at times. You can't reach your own ass anymore than that harpy milf can jerk off, so why don't you two help each other, as clumsy as you two are?

You'd think more people joining your home will help... but they'll need as much help as they can give, balancing it out. You might get someone who's tall, but they'll be some kind of boob slug with no arms to grab things with.

Oh, and of course... you all have to go out in public. WHY are you cursed to be unable to order food or groceries? It's funnier this way.

I guess this needs a REAL twist on it though, since this is all stuff you probably like...

How do we keep these bodies inconvenient? If this works, you'll all learn to make the most of them... so each month new problems will arise.

>>11313483
The girl who wished for you might awaken, and learn to possess your legs and ass, walking you around blindly, looking for things to grind on, while you're helplessly at her mercy, until something gets shoved in her to placate her...

The harpy milf might start laying eggs...

The imp boy might get a second dick...

The armless top heavy girl might get rubbery bones, making it harder to stand upright...

The six breasted futa might become perma hard...

Even the new boob slug girl might grow a dick, as slugs are hermaphrodites.

Some of these changes may stay, some may not, but they'll change around often enough to keep things WONDERFULLY impractical. So while this month, your ass may control your legs, the next? You may go mute, and grow lips where your asshole was, as the person who wished for you has to speak for both of you, literally, out of your ass.

I... guess the girl who became your ass is part of the group too, huh?

>I wish to be in a futa/female sex group of some kind, as either a futa or female. Secret, open, household, meeting based... genie decides, go nuts.

>>11313490
[spoiler]GOOD GRAVY WHAT A GRANT. I think there's rules against reading minds while granting, you know... I wosh I had time for a second grant, I have a good idea for this one.[/spoiler]

>>11313472
Granted! Apologies if I cannot find a pic to represent my favorite part of this twist...

You are now married to a goth girl who is part cow, with tits bigger than her head, and quite a few of them. She's at least foot taller than you, but bends over a lot on account of her being front heavy. Still, she's noticably taller even when she does this. And a booty to match? Sure thing. Her ass fat is now a pair of breasts larger than her head. If you didn't mean "to match" that way, what way DID you mean?

You'll get a surge of memories of dating and accepting her for her unusual condition, with her being what you dreamed of in a girl, helping her with her bras (even her ass bra), finding common interests, finding NEW interests that she shows you, and genuinely falling in love.

She will experience the same, but her wish was for a cute hung twink that'd be into breast stuff, but she didn't go to a /d/ genie for it. You will be a cute, short, yet well endowed boy for her to tease and dominate, with a fascination with breasts. Whether the memories are real or not, your love for each other is.

Buuut there are matters of practicality... she needs to be milked. Each of those breasts need to be milked regularly or they leak, get heavy, and weight her down. ESPECIALLY the ass breasts, those throw her balance off like nothing else. Sure, you have milking machines at home, but remember how she wished for you to be into breast stuff? You're addicted to her milk. You'll drink it right from the tap, even if that tap is in a weird location. Ever experience facesitting and breastfeeding at the same time? It's up to you to milk her in a process that often leads to sex, and up to both of you to make the most of this wish.

She knows you didn't mean harm with this wish, or at least... wanted a catch that'd be sexy, but it's humiliating for her. Your marriage will suffer if you fail to show her the "sexy" part, and both get into it.

>>11313726
Find fun things to do with those tits, that she enjoys... and you two will be happily married, have cute calf kids, even. She'll learn ways to use her anatomy to tease you too, such as cooking with her own milk, training you to drink from her on command, smothering you... and with the demeanor of a goth goddess as she does it.

Yeah, she's a freak and due to your addiction to her milk, you're stuck to her, but at least you can be happy freaks, right?

>I wish I was a sexy, mature cat woman

>>11313462
Granted! Whenever you chat with someone, you'll see a little, gray heart icon on their chest if they could potentially be into you (you're their type, or close enough to it that they could love you if they got to know you better) - much like you might see in a dating sim video game. You won't see the heart on anyone you have no chance with at all. The heart will change color as their affection towards you grows - from gray to blue, then green, then yellow, then orange, and finally red when their affection is maxed. The heart will sparkle when you do something to boost their affection and shrivel if you do something to lower it, giving you immediate feedback for things like which jokes they enjoyed or what gifts they like.

However, whenever you reach a red heart with someone, your body will slowly morph to match one of their fetishes or a singular trait they find really attractive over the course of a day or two. If one is in to taller partners, you could easily grow a foot or two, for example. More fantastical things such as animal-ears or hyper-proportioned body parts could happen, too. Or you could just get a handy ability like super-strength, if that's what turns them on or makes them swoon. As such, you'll need to carefully tread the line of finding out that a potential partner's sexual interests are *before* you reach red-heart status with them, but not so soon that they get embarrassed and lie or cut ties with you. There's no way to revert these changes, even if you get another partner later with a contradicting interest - the magic will just morph your body to fit their 2nd favorite trait or kink, if needed. No matter how your body may change, you'll still be easily recognized as you for all social and bureaucratic purposes.

>>11314070
If you just get involved with a single person you know well and take it slow, you shouldn't have any trouble. But if you get red hearts with at least 10 people (which requires enough affection for them to want to go out with you, but does not require any unfaithfulness on your part if you're only going out with one person), then you'll get the 'true ending' for your life. What that means is somewhat vague as it depends on you - it essentially means success in your career if you're career-minded, or creating a wonderful magnum opus if you're artistic, or just settling down if your strongest love to have a nice, happy family, forever warded against illness and disaster for the duration of your natural life.

Play your cards right, and you could get end up super-attractive with a few super-powers. A little less lucky, and you might be a walking /d/ fetish.

>I wish to be a kitsune with powerful size-altering magic, and for other mythological or magical creatures (vampires, fairies, etc.) to also exist, albeit in secret from the public.

>>11313314 (OP)
>>>11311783
>>I wish for a monsterly monstergirl wife.
WIsh bump.

>>11313490
Granted, you are now part of the Order of the Eternal Fuckery. Not the most dignified name, but it'll have to do. On paper, the Order is open to women, with two major caveats; futas are considered "women", and one of the blessings you can get by joining the Order is to be reborn in a new body. So, in practice, everyone can join as long as they end up either female or futa.
Another blessing you can get, which is fact THE main point of the Order, and is mandatory for all nuns? The power to have sex constantly. You have no refractory periods, no dehydration for splurting for the 300th time this morning, no chafing, no tiredness, no getting short of breath or suffocated, no gag reflex, no unwanted pregnancies, nothing. You still have to eat proper food and sleep, although in the latter case getting fucked in your sleep will still allow you to rest properly.

But the price for the power of being able to have sex constantly... is that you MUST have sex constantly. After just a few seconds without having sex, you will feel your connection with God beginning to fade; and after a few minutes of chastity, you will lose your nunhood and your blessings, forever. Sex toys and masturbation can be used to delay this "fall from grace", but if you want to remain a nun, you'll have to fuck other people. Not necessarily another nun, mind you; but, well, normal people aren't built for multi-decade sex marathons, so it's better if you get some assistance from your sisters.

The Order doesn't do JUST sex, though. The nuns engage in the sort of things that other religious sisterhoods do: tending to the sick, helping the poor, managing shelters and soup kitchens, providing spiritual comfort like confessions, and so on. As long as they keep fucking, they will be blessed, and all these works of charity will somehow be much more effective thanks to many little spontaneous miracles. Sure, the nuns will have to do all that work while having sex, but most people don't really mind...

>>11314269
...since they believe that the benefits brought by the blessed miracles are well-worth the price of having to watch these nuns fucking each other - as well as willing civilians - constantly. As for the few naysayers... Well, let's just say that the Order trains a few oversized and well-hung sisters specifically to deal with these puritan bigots if they cross a line.

Anyway, this will be your life now: constant lesbo and/or futa sex, while also helping those in need, doing works of charity, and ensuring that all sisters are being fucked at all times. Yes, this means that you might have to spend some nights awake, fucking your fellow nuns who are asleep; you'll get to sleep (and get fucked during it) in the morning.

>I wish to be the woman in the pic, ending up being fucked by the slug-men.

>>11314076
Granted. One day you are visited by an 8 tailed Kitsune that claims to be your ancestor. She explains that Kitsunes have a tradition to pass down their powers to a descendant every 1000 years, and today is your lucky day since for some convoluted reason you were chosen this time.

After blindingly accepting her deal she process the immediately embrace you with a strong hug, only for her body to start merging with your own in a slow but very hot process. After it is done you emerge as a brand new sexy 9 tailed Kitsune with power overflowing through your whole body, you are ready to enjoy this body and all the magic it comes with as much as you want... Only to then realize you don't know how to use magic.

That's when the true nature of this Kitsune tradition reveals itself for you.

You can hear the voice of the Kitsune you just merged with inside your head, and another, and another, 9 in total to be exact. Every one of your 9 tails contains the soul of a previous Kitsune ancestors, each one becoming a tail to the next one while passing down their powers. For those 1000 years the new Kitsune will then learn from the previous ones on how to use their powers, and eventually master it's own magic so it can pass on to the next, becoming progressively stronger.

The reason you were chosen was because all of the others were also into size altering, so each one has mastered magic related to it, with every one having its own preference, like growing, shrinking, breasts, cocks, etc. (Specifics are up to you) As all of you share a basic fetish you will hopefully all get along, you better do, because while you are the main soul right now, each one of the others has a considerable amount of control over your shared body, being able to freely move their respective tail, cast their own magic, either on others or even yourself, and even temporarily take full control of the main body with enough focus. The last one is pretty useful for learning, so get used to it

>>11314423
Now you must spend the next 1000 years learning about and enjoying this new magic world you are a part of, while eventually mastering your own style of magic so you can pass it on and become the 10th tail of the next pervert that will join you all in the future. Good luck.

>I wish train and eventually become a magical martial arts master. But to my surprise becoming a master would turn me into a huge titty woman for some reason.

>>11314434
Granted! You encounter an ancient bracelet belonging to exactly the sort of martial arts master you desire to be, and it is inhabited by spirit of the long-dead owner of it. When you put it on, you can see the ghostly form of her (your image). She decides to train up your body out of the *kindness* of her heart, which involves you doing every training hack under the sun. You'll meditate under waterfalls, balance on tall poles, perform countless practice punches and kicks, and do several other training techniques that you thought only applied to movies or anime. But after a year's time, your arduous training will be complete.

You're physically improved, able to jump onto and across buildings with ease, and able to outrun vehicles on most roads. You could lift a sofa over your head with one hand, or you could punch through a brick wall. You could catch most bullets mid-air, passively detect if anyone is spying on you, or even shrug off physical blows from any normal person, unfazed and unmoved. And that's just your baseline physicality. You are a *magical* martial artist. Your magic comes in 2 forms. The first is enhancement, allowing you to further heighten your physical attributes or drastically boost your natural regenerative ability. The second is infusion - imbuing your ki into objects that you can then control via martial arts, akin to how elemental bending works in Avatar: The Last Airbender. However, for you, any object can be controlled. But if you train with a certain type of substance such as air, water, metal, cloth - just about anything, really - you'll get a lot more control and power with it. You could imbue your punches and kicks with fire, or shoot shockwaves of air, or bind a target using their own clothes, for example.

>>11314754
However, after that year of training, you find out that your master was keeping some secrets. You needed to physically improve so that you could channel your ki. You needed to channel ki so that your body could be a suitable vessel. Your master needed a suitable vessel to not be stuck as a ghost only visible to and able to interact with the person wearing her bracelet. The day your training is complete, your master possesses you, transforming your body into her own top-heavy visage. You share control of your body with her 50:50, able to fight for more control temporarily or give it up a while if you want to be more a passenger. Regardless, you still experience all senses and sensations. Since your master has been without a body for a thousand years, she wants to experience all manner of pleasures. She'll mostly let you do as you please, but she'll vie for control if she sees something she wants - a food to try or a person to make love to. If you want to be the one behind the wheel, she won't fight you - as long as you pursue those things she wants, when she wants them. Aside from her interest in martial arts and training (which she'll make you continue), she enjoys showing off her (your) body and masturbating, usually using enhancement techniques to elevate the experience. If you're in any sort of fist-fighting battle, she also likes to take control of your mouth intermittently to flirt with your opponent, sometimes even taking control of your whole body if she wants to do something like choke out a foe between your thighs. As she's more experienced than you, she'll also take over if your life is in any danger, so that's a plus.

>>11314755
You do have some logistical downsides - your body is changed, right down to your DNA, which will make keeping up your current life very difficult if you choose to do so. On the other hand, you're introduced to the occult and could get an exciting new career like vampire hunter (using sunlight-imbued fists to slay the fiends) or you could be a bodyguard for a witch or such. Maybe just hang out in otherworldly bars or casinos, gambling with souls and getting drunk on the stuff that even intoxicates fae. Making money with your body and skills shouldn't be an issue - supernatural fighters are in high demand. It is worth noting that your master is weak in the face of vices - eager to wrest control from you long enough to gamble on a long-shot or buy a potion to enlarge your tits even more, if you're ever in those kinds of situations.

So you get all the might you wanted, and your body is just as you hoped, but you'll be putting up with a troublesome master living in your body with you. They'll get you out of some tough scrapes, sure, but they'll also be causing a number of them.

>I wish to become a mighty fairy queen.

>>11314757

As a fair queen, the fae servants of the land bring you exquisite treats and spirits. You feast to your hearts content, royally. However, you know it's in preparation for the once in a hundred year ritual of being fed to the fearsome, O'Slither. A mighty serpent who seeks but once sacrifice every 100 years, and tomorrow is the big day. As you walk to the ledge, O'Slither opens his mighty jaws, and extends his tongue to your feet, like a grand red carpet. You've heard tale of O'Slither becoming impatient, and violently masticating his prey, so you hurry forward stepping your bare feet on his large tongue. The fear takes over you, and as the tongue lifts you, and you fall and behind to slide into the dark abyss, you can feel your bladder let loose, and you pissyourself as O'Slither swallows you whole. You slidethroat a slimey tube for what seems like ages, and you being to masturbate one final time, and you almost reach your orgasm until your feet and legs swish around with what feels like water. You manically finger yourself, but as the tingle turns to a burning sensation, you loose consciousness from a lack of air...

> Can I get a nice kiss on the forehead

>>11314757
Granted! You have been transported into another world-- Fantasy, as per usual-- and transformed into a Fairy! To be more accurate, you are now a Fae, and all superstitions apply-- However, you are not yet the queen, or particularly unusual in size for a human-- A good 5'4, not too shabby for a woman. Instead... You wanted 'to become' the Fairy Queen, not 'to be.'
The Gods have given you a quest: STEAL THE SIZE OF EVERY FAIRY. ENSURE NONE ARE TALLER THAN 4 INCHES. THEN YOU WILL BE GRANTED THE THRONE.
At the moment, you don't have a way to act on this-- no means of stealing size is readily apparent, but after making a deal with someone for something innocuous, you realize that the world is obliged to fulfil your deals for you. Your first two shrunken fairies of size will have to be taken through guile and trickery, but after that you'll slowly stumble upon size theft items, which will also multiply the growth you receive...
You'll only reach the size in your picrel after consuming the height of every fairy in the world, at which point you can choose to become the new Titania at any time. She's been wanting to retire, you know... and the job does come with perks! A free palace built to your height in the feywild, and... the duty of overseeing reconstruction of every building for the denizen's new heights. With great power...
Since the other guy basically rocks-falled you, I'm going to make a wish anyway...
>I wish I was this cowgirl, starting every week at this size, then swelling up so much with milk I'm immobile by Friday.

>>11315069
Granted! You are now a cute werecow office lady, who starts her week at the size in your pic related, and ends the week entirely immobilized by her breasts, and ass too because why not? Just a fuckable pile of sex parts.

You can't be fired due to discrimination laws, and get a special keyboard and mouse that can be used from your sides, since things in front of you tend to get covered in milk... but you ARE given an easy job that's more or less sitting at a computer and dragging folders... something tells you your firm ONLY hired you for the tax write off... but your coworkers don't have to know that. They'll be nice to you either way, treating your condition professionally, even if they do blush as they do. You can form relationships with them though, getting coffee with a cute girl, guy, or futa can turn into getting a hotel room together, or visiting their apartment...

...But why does this wish give me a sense of deja vu? An old grant that this anon perhaps enjoyed and wanted to relive? Well I can't be too sure... but that deserves a little punishment, don't you think?

Yes, you start the week, monday, at your requested size, and by friday you are immobile, being spoiled by your office friends and fuckbuddies you kindle relations with. You shrink back down on monday.

But who said anything about linear growth? Your path to friday bliss isn't straight, it's a rollercoaster. At the end of monday, you might notice your busts SHRINK. Tuesday, they may swell again, but wednesday? You're so flat you look like a BOY!

Hell, you could end up immobile BEFORE friday! (You'll have to work from home, no horny office shenanigans)

But you WILL swell up to immobile size on Friday, and if I recall the original grant... you also get the appropriate amount of shame an office lady would get, though now it extends to feeling too SMALL as well.

>I wish I was a cute boy, girl, or futa, in a world with popular "reductive" body mods (ladypot, amputee, prosthetics, etc)

Bump

>>11314903
Granted! But that also qualifies as fellatio now. You are a young, wealthy woman living with her witch mother and cursed father, a futa who is turned into a living dildo whenever your mother is upset with them... or just wants to be kinky. However, you were conceived when your father was just a cock, making you half woman, half cock, pic related. Of course, both parents still love you, and being a witch and spouse of a witch, have flexible morals around what "love" means within the family.

When not aroused, you are proportioned like a normal girl, and can use novice level magic to make your shaft feel like a neck, and your breasticles normal breasts with nipples... but this wears off when you get aroused. It's for show, really.

But do you want to know the EASIEST way to get you hard? To break the spell and make your neck full mast? A kiss. On the forehead. It's the most sensitive part of your cock body, and your parents know this, and tend to both be doting. Your witch mother will often kiss you by surprise, leaving you hard and breaking your glammer, making your penile form apparent, while even your submissive futa father may tease you from time to time. You will get SO many nice kisses on the forehead... it can be enough to make you cum...

Which is exactly why people tease you via denial. You'll get he kiss, sure, but only once you start begging for it... and while you will be the same person, you will feel new compulsions to be proud and noble, a sorceress worthy of her mother's name... not some common cock who takes pity kisses... you are perfectly fine cumming on your own! (You are not)

Once you swallow your pride, THEN you can get help working your shaft, with a resulting orgasm that fills your entire body with ecstasy. Sure, you have a pussy too, a plump one you can stick your father in when she's turned into her dildo form, but it won't ever be enough to send you over the edge. Enjoy having every kiss on the head be partially lewd.

>>11316619
>I wish I was an attractive girl with a /d/ body like the dick necked girl I posted above. A sexy face and body, but with a creative, very lewd twist.

>>11316620
Granted. You will gain a body similar to the futa in the right of this photo: you have a tail and "exotic" genitals and boobs. What does that mean is up to you: for example, in regards to your genitals, you could become a dickgirl, or a full-package futa with both a penis and a vagina, or you could develop a puffy pussy with tentacles. Same goes for your boobs: fuckable holes, dicknipples, lipples, udders, whatever.

Now, you might think that your transformation is kinda underwhelming. And if we look only at how your physical form has changed, yeah, I can see your point: it's not much.
But here's the thing: you asked for, quote: "a creative, very lewd twist". Yeah, you'll get a twist, and it's extremely lewd, and "creative" in the sense that it creates. Simply put, you have a variant of Midas' Touch, where everything you touch becomes fleshy, soft and somewhat lewd, over the course of a period going from a day to a few weeks. If you're lucky, your clothes will simply come alive, becoming thicker, warmer and almost rubbery; but not doing much besides slowly massaging you. If you're UNlucky, you'll get things like tentacle suits. Sleeping in a bed? You'll wake up nestled in a mass of breasts. Brush against someone? Enjoy slowly watching them becoming a huge-dicked femboy over the course of the week. Playing games on your 'puter? Whoops, your keyboard now has become a pair of mouths, but at least the game is probably unchanged. Even the air around you will be modified, becoming somewhat warmer... which, incidentally, would allow you to walk around naked comfortably.

There is no cure and no remedy; any attempt to capture or harm you will be mutated and neutralized by your power. You are essentially "doomed" to transform the world around you into a /d/ landscape... One where you'll be among those least mutated, regarded with a bit of patronizing affection by your "bigger sisters". Which, in a few years, most of EVERYTHING will be your "bigger sister".

>>11316902
>I wish to become a submissive male giant.

>>11314251
Granted! What a brave would husband to be...

I was half tempted to give you a feral monster girl, but I couldn't one that could score at least a D- on the harkness test in time, so I found this weird type of goat girl the Templars and alchemists used to jerk it to.

Don't worry, this is just one of many forms she can take. We're already flying REALLY close to the sun with the rules against things looking too animal on the board, so just imagine her as more caprine and bam, she'll look like that sometimes as well. Now, do those eyes work? Yes. How many does she have? Depends on the day. Does she hold arcane power? You bet, and she offers it to mortals via deals. Your marriage was already a deal. Your love for her love... but also, you're stuck with her now.

You've probably heard her name before. Baphomet, the black goat, or Sophia, which she goes by. She'll appear in ways pleasing to you, but with unmistakably caprine features, if not a full on 8 ft bipedal goat (if you're into that). Even in a "human" form she might have those horizontal pupils, horns, and/or fluffy digitigrade legs... with a cute lil tail. It's when she has to undo her "glammer", such as during her rituals or uses her magic that she starts to grow more eyes, extra breasts, tongues in strange places, a penis... weird stuff, but if you're brave enough to fuck her anyways, she's always down. She may even turn into other caprine monster forms, just for you. She's a bit motherly and doting. That's on me, I misread your wish as "motherly monstergirl" before correcting myself, hope you don't mind.

She's not a one of a kind monster, just so you know. Occult goats are an entire species, hiding among humans, offering deals with hidden costs, or sharing secrets to magic. Your wife does that, but has an impish streak. You know how some monsters have compulsions? She's compelled to track how much you owe her, and while most would use this to teach you a lesson... she likes to fuck with you.

>>11317450
She's far from ambitious, being a bit of a nerd among her kind, and was never into the whole "corrupting mortals with power" deal. Instead, she likes lewd, or funny uses of her power. It's how we met, even. I sat down and she asked "Can I pick some twists for the wish?", and why the hell not?

She wants a handsome boyfriend, of course... and to her that means "also goatlike". you'll look like a satyr when humanoid, and monstrous (in a sexy way) and goat like yourself when not using magic to conceal it... of which? You have none. She holds all of it. She changes her appearance for you, so she gets to change your appearance for her, but she will be more lenient if you don't ask her to take certain forms.

Ironically, she'll ENCOURAGE you to ask her to use her magic for whatever you want, often smirking, giggling, or kicking her legs adorably as you think of what you want. She reminds me of me as a starting genie... anyways, if you ask her to take the form of a hentai or anime character? She'll do the same to you. "Oh you want me to be a futa Bayonetta? Well then you should be Jeanne." Ask her to use her magic to make an attractive girl obey you both? It is done. She won't feel envy over mere mortals... but she will still put a cost on the deal, such as putting your soul IN the cute girl's body, and making you obey her. Mind control is messy, and possession is more fun anyways... the "girl" still obeys both of you, no?

Hell, ask her for weird /d/ stuff and she'll hornily oblige, often with fitting payment on your end. She'll be a fucknugget for you... but you will lose the ability to let go of her during. Want to be a futa? She will be as well. She actually really likes that one, hence the leniency. Want to be a girl? Ok but she gets your dick. Want her to help you beat a boss in a multiplayer video game that looks suspiciously like her? Ok, but you have to use her eyes to play (she'll lend you some), because she's using you as a seat during.

>>11317456
Despite this, she's a loving wife who will still do kind and kinky things for you without you having to ask, no strings attached, and your own monstrification will link your life and health to hers, which is to say, supernaturally good.

Oh, and a few things she does NOT want you to know about her (so soon). Think of it as the payment for her asking for a hand in your wish. She bleats when you tease her right, loves anal, may stiffen up and fall if you surprise her (but it's hard with all those eyes), and you can bribe her by brushing her fur (it's soft). Remember, she's still part goat... but these all apply to you now as well, due to your new form.

Enjoy your monster life with your monster wife.

>I wish I was a sexy futanari witch

>>11314282
Granted! You now live in a not so distant future where humanity has suffered a not so unbelievable future, one ruled by content, consumerism, and brainrot. Men are femboys and himbos, girls are tomboys and bimbos. You grew up without any real life skills, but a nice body and a pretty face that made you perfect for getting clicks.

Yes, humanity reached the stars... and yes, the focus was on how much new content they could create instead of actual discovery.

You've been an egirl since you legally could be. Sure, you can fuck who you wanna fuck, but you've gotta be cute and sexy to make a living. Being sent into space wasn't a reward, it was just another job after people learned about extraterrestrial life.

And that's how you got here, being fucked by sentient gastropods, your camera about to die...

...The slug men will be gentle with you, stopping if they detect discomfort, and continuing whenever you seem the most pleasured. It'll be one WEIRD rape, one your return pod wasn't going to stick around for (it got the footage)... but afterwards? They make sure you're ok.

You'll end up making REAL contact when a translator arrives, and learning that they did not understand that sex was "wrong" to do publicly for your species... which is REALLY weird since you guys film so many strangers fucking. Your archives are full of it, consensual and not.

Turns out the gastropods are actually a very kind people who evolved very differently from humans. They'll be shocked to see you left behind, and take you in, offering more sex... if you desire it. Their prehensile dicks DO make your bimbo heart skip beats, but you'll still have enough willpower to ask them about returning home, which they can arrange. Truth is, they could always go to earth, but didn't want to fuck up humanity... though after seeing you be abandoned, public consensus has shifted.

The researcher who looks after you, a real gentleman, will make a decision on how to handle humanity based on YOU.

>>11317507
He will not tell you this, and you cannot tell him that you know his opinion will change based on you. This is knowledge for you and you alone to bear the weight of. If you are hopeful about humanity, and try to connect as a sapient being instead of some weird sex creature (which you are to them as much as they are to you), he may see humanity as a race with hope... if misguided at the moment. You may live on the wet, swampy gastropod world, or earth, either or, and people will exchange ideas and culture freely, with the gastropods SLOWLY dragging humanity out of it's own dopamine fueled destruction, reintroducing proper education and quality over quantity media.

...But if you talk about how much humanity sucks, or just act like a slut for that slug dick, he'll see you as a pet, and view humanity as creatures who cannot be trusted with themselves, as gastropods, male and female, descend to earth and start adopting horny humans to be sex pets. You'll all forget how to speak in two generations at most.

Maybe an in between exists... saying humanity has hope, but some people would like to just exist for sex (including you). If you try to pick an in between path, the slugs will realize you're a kinky bitch, and tease you for it in ways you never knew a slug could, such as giving you new clothes with a pet collar sewn into them (on top of real clothes), or showing you a livestock enclosure... and then showing you the real bed, after seeing if you believed them.

Either way, the sex is addicting, and they'll happily gang rape you if you say you like it. Will you enjoy the gastropods as a woman on equal mental footing, worthy of respect? Or as an alien slut who wants to be nothing more than a pet?

They'll take good care of you either way, like few living men still know how to...

>I wish I was a cute animal girl with animal limbs, and a human torso (with a spine that lets me function on all fours comfortably).

>>11316903
Granted! You are now the magic familiar of a kitsune wizard. As a shapeshifter, they can be a boy, girl, or futa, fulfilling all of your bisexual needs. I'm starting you off here, because if they asked you, you would have said yes anyways, as submissive as you are...

They control your size (mini giant to your pic related size) with partially real, and partially illusory magic, and may summon or store you at will. It only being partially real means that damage can also be illusory. Don't ask me how it works, just be thankful that you don't have to suffer consequences... other than shame, because PEOPLE won't forget.

Knowing you're a submissive boyslut, your master will task you with doing embarrassing things as their familiar, rewarding you with sex (they may appear larger than they really are for sex), and punishing you with denial, often in the form of oversized bindings or chastity cages.

Go strike a pose from a hentai, go try to suck your own dick in a city square, shove that sculpture up your ass and keep it in by clenching as you walk around... you'll get some REAL embarrassing orders. You want tiny people to dominate you? Your master might just give a random person you find kinda attractive complete control over you for fun, maybe give it to multiple people, enchanting you so you MUST physically obey them, like invisible puppet strings.

People will stop viewing you with fear, and start viewing you with mockery, teasing, arousal, and/or disgust. People will learn how big of a slut you are, and eventually, you won't even need spells to bend over and obey the tiny people when they want to crawl down your cockhole, ask you to show your ass, fuck on your balls, demand you bark for them, etc.

Your master will always love you, but leave you to your own fate once their training is done. Good news is you'll find work as Kaiju defense, clicker trained by the Japanese government to do exactly what they want you to, and feeling AMAZING when you do.

>>11318116
"Bad" news is that the kaiju are all lewd in some way and by "defense", I mean "bait". You're submissive, you won't fight back. You'll show up and present to the kaiju, regardless of their sex, and buy everyone else time, or satisfy the monster so it leaves after ravaging you instead of the city. Hope your ass can take it...

>I wish I was a cute quad amputee with cute and sexy lovers (girls, futa/dickgirl, and maybe feminine guys) who'd dote on and spoil me, understanding how to tend to my submissive tendencies.

>>11315284
Wish bump

>>11313732

Granted! Congratulations, you went to sleep as your old self and you just opened your eyes in a whole new body and life. You are now a 45 y/o cat milf that lives inside of a kemonini nature reserve, which for practical effects is a huge terrain that acts as a fancy home for demi-human species. In this world demi-humans are rare and technically a species at risk of extinction due to human demographic expansion with so much demi-humans and humans having babies together that the kemonini gene almost disappeared.


So this big reserve is for breeding purposes and that means that you'll get a lot of opportunities to get railed daily, you don't have to fuck every day per se but the reserve does give you generous compensation be it monetary or perks like being the first to visit the bull guys breeding pen. Aside from global funds, a big way on how the reserve survives is by offering perverted humans "prey" rights. If you ever see a human with a pink bell around their neck you may let your wild side out and fuck them whoever you like, they paid top dollar to be hunted down by horny demi-humans.


As for you, you a prominent demi-human of the feline strand, so much so that some folks avoid you afraid of how ravenous you become when you fuck someone. Due to the nature of the reserve you have a lot of children scattered around the place, the reserve has a strong communal parentship culture with special schools and places for you and the rest of parents to raise your children before they get full access to all the reserve once they turn 18. But my genie magic will make your stay even better, you have almost infinite stamina, a short refractory period, no periods and you won't lose your sexual appetite but to compensate I've set your fertility into overdrive, all you need is a couple of drops of pre-cum/cum/fem cum to be knocked up. Pregnancies will be easy on your body so don't worry about that.

>>11318694

>I wish to transfom into this slutty cartoon girl, with my whole life changing overnight

>>11315284
Granted. You are now in a sci-fi world with spaceships and advanced technology, such as mandatory nanobot augmentation that provides a slight increase to physical prowess and health, enough to comfortably survive in various non-extreme environmental conditions while being stark naked. And also makes everyone super cute, because why not?
You might be confused by the picture I used, so let me explain how the paw works: back in the past, there was a HUGE issue with the amount of resources available. There simply wasn't enough to sustain the population. However, some mad scientist came up with the simple solution of modifying humanity so that they would become progressively smaller, and therefore need less food, air, space etc. And the world's politicians were probably even madder than him, because they all agreed.
Fast-forward a few centuries... Humanity, as I said, is very technologically advanced. But they're also smol - with all the relative issues. Like, the difference between a neo-human and a cat is slightly bigger than the difference between, say, you and an elephant. So basically humans now live in hyper-technological colonies, but have to deal with the huge flora and fauna on each and every planet.

And yes, a lot of it is lewd in some way, like the obligatory rapey-and-vorey plants. Blame my fetishes.

Speaking of fetishes, I got some good news for you! The whole miniaturization thing has become a cultural feature for the entire species. Any body modification that is "reductive" - as in, anything that can make the body smaller or "less" - is pretty popular. Fucknugget, ladypots & succplants, amputation, various kind of prosthetics, nullification (basically replacing the genitals with a patch of sensitive skin that feels nice to rub)... even detachable heads, though you'll need to either wear a portal collar, or be on a time limit of a couple of days before slipping into a coma.

>>11315284
>>11318208
Granted. You are now in a sci-fi world with spaceships and advanced technology, such as mandatory nanobot augmentation that provides a slight increase to physical prowess and health, enough to comfortably survive in various non-extreme environmental conditions while being stark naked. And also makes everyone super cute, because why not?
You might be confused by the picture I used, so let me explain how the paw works: back in the past, there was a HUGE issue with the amount of resources available. There simply wasn't enough to sustain the population. However, some mad scientist came up with the simple solution of modifying humanity so that they would become progressively smaller, and therefore need less food, air, space etc. And the world's politicians were probably even madder than him, because they all agreed.
Fast-forward a few centuries... Humanity, as I said, is very technologically advanced. But they're also smol - with all the relative issues. Like, the difference between a neo-human and a cat is slightly bigger than the difference between, say, you and an elephant. So basically humans now live in hyper-technological colonies, but have to deal with the huge flora and fauna on each and every planet.

And yes, a lot of it is lewd in some way, like the obligatory rapey-and-vorey plants. Blame my fetishes.

Speaking of fetishes, I got some good news for you! The whole miniaturization thing has become a cultural feature for the entire species. Any body modification that is "reductive" - as in, anything that can make the body smaller or "less" - is pretty popular. Fucknugget, ladypots & succplants, amputation, various kind of prosthetics, nullification (basically replacing the genitals with a patch of sensitive skin that feels nice to rub)... even detachable heads, though you'll need to either wear a portal collar, or be on a time limit of a couple of days before slipping into a coma.

>>11318752
As a free gift, I'll send you to a colony on a planet whose flora and fauna just-so-happens to look very similar to the original Earth's so that you'll still get to live with some kind of familiarity. Unfortunately for you, I rolled the dice, and you ended up somewhere in what looks like Saudi Arabia. You'll get to pick between living in a new colony in the fertile mountains, where there still a lot of work to be done to be stable; or an already-established colony at the edge of the desert. The region is full of extrovert people who're willing to fuck because well, life is short*, so might as well enjoy it now. The desert looks kinda like a huge beach, ladypots/succplants mods are very popular here as a way to "make the desert green again" (yes, people do in fact use cum/femcum from these ladypots to grow ornamental plants, why do you ask?), and you get to ride a falcon. What's not to love?

(*: 200ish years, barring incidents like antlion pits.)

>I wish to be a curvy woman like picrel, with plenty of horny monster mooks to command and fuck/get fucked by.

>>11313456
Wish bump.

>>11318696
Granted. Ever heard of Candle Cove? Or, well, any creepypasta about mysterious and creepy TV shows? Analog horrors? No? Well, though shit, because you're gonna be one of those things. Sort of.

Essentially, you have been abducted by a haunted cartoon show. So congratulations, you now have joined the ranks of people who have gone mysteriously missing. That will change your life overnight alright.
But don't be sad about, because now you have turned into that oversized cartoon girl, complete with wobbly hyper proportions, super-high sexual stamina, and cartoon physics. Yes, you CAN in fact shove people up your ass.

From now on, you will live in a weird and porny cartoon world, together with quite a few other cartoon characters. Most of them are basically NPCs stuck in their roles, barely more intelligent than animals; but quite a few of them are fully sentient. And horny.
Yes, you can and will have many wacky and slutty adventures. Sure, it's stuff that you like, but something about it is... off. Mediocre. Unsatisfying. Unreal - that's the word. Your cartoon is a good pastime, but if you want REAL pleasure (and given that you've turned into a slut, you WILL want real pleasure), you need to interact with REAL people.

Which leads us to the obvious question: how? Well, in the cartoon world, there is the Ominous TV Station Tower, It's creepy, decrepit, and full of rusty equipment - but by using it correctly (which will need frequent repairs and quest to obtain said replacement parts), you can use it to make your cartoon show world appear on screens in the real world. Depending on what you do, you might end up transmitting in a certain region at odd hours, or appear only on the screens (TVs, computers etc) of certain people who might be compatible with your tastes.
After you do that, you can "reach outside", manifesting partially in the real world.

>>11318825
You can't fully leave the cartoon world, mind you: if you emerge from a laptop, you'll still have to keep a body part inside of the screen. ...Yes, you can, in fact, waddle around in the real world with a laptop glued on one of your gigantic buttcheeks, at least until it breaks or runs out of battery; or until you go back inside the cartoon world.
Anyway, the point is that, after you made your show appear on a real-world screen, you can now interact with real people. You can emerge into their world and fuck them, or you could drag them into your world and fuck them. Or you could do mundane stuff like hanging out with your old friends, provided that you can keep your lust in check.

The problem is... Well, remember how I said that there are other characters in the cartoon world? Well, quite a few of them love to play the "haunted show lewdpasta" role. You know, spreading legends among themselves, fucking unfortunate victims into unconsciousness... And worst of all, they might end up seeing you either as a rival trying to steal their supply of fuckable humans, or as a boring goody-goody who wants heR Old fRIendsHiPS and therefore deserves a good prank or twelve. Like kidnapping your friends so that they can fuck them in front of you - that's hilarious right?
Fortunately for you, while they might have more experience with their cartoony physics and powers, they also tend to stick to their cartoonly "character role", which can make them predictable and give you valuable openings to exploit.

>I wish to be reborn in a world of tall monstergirls and short male humans.

>>11313456
Granted! You are now a stretchy humanoid alien with asorption (via any hole) and dopelganger esq powers. You were put on earth in at the beginning of man kind's space age to get started, as most of your species just leave their young on planets they wish to assimilate, often expecting the planet's female population to be consumed in the process, and the male population to become loyal servants and breeders to your all female species. And yes, some are known to have daughters JUST to absorb them later. They'll let a daughter assimilate a planet, then pop back over and absorb their daughter who's often powerless to stop them. It's a dick move, to say the least...

The good news is that the absorption is non fatal. In a way, every female absorbed becomes a part of your harem too... even if they're just sapient breast or ass fat, or simply rides along as a passenger in your shared body. You can utilize telepathy to exchange memories with anyone you've absorbed, or simply chat if you're bored... but do be nice, because souls are not under any obligation to share info with you, and yet, you will gain bits and pieces of their desires, emotions, and even fetishes if they'd be compatible with yours. A secretary might refuse to tell you where a female politician you need is, but give you a lesbian crush on her and a fetish for femdom. Maybe you can use these to win her over...? When you're dreaming, or simply meditating, you can interact with anyone you have absorbed in a dream realm. Get to know your girls and you can have it all. The best brains, body, and skills on earth. The happier (or hornier) they are, the more you sync.

Earth will not pose much of a problem. Even as people notice that people are vanishing, you can disguise yourself as anyone and learn any skill from those you absorbed. Men will slowly become bisexual due to the lack of females, with some becoming himbos to happily join your harem, either for you, or to rejoin their GFs an crushes...

>>11318958
While others may become cute femboys who would be HONORED to join your harem, as well as serve your harem members. Your presence will idealize your prey before you absorb them, and make your harem un-aging, making such a lofty goal more palatable.

But you said the universe... and just as you wished... you aren't guaranteed to succeed. Not even for earth. You can vore people fast, sucking them up holes in a matter of seconds... but you need the willpower to shove them in and the stamina to keep doing it, one woman after another. You can theoretically absorb entire crowds at once. Your pussy will look like a snake eating a watermelon, but it's possible... if not something you'll doubt you could ever do the first time you try. You CAN absorb every female out there... but it still comes down to your own willpower and experience shoving them in holes, whatever holes you train the most. And no, the sensations from absorbing bigger and bigger females is not "capped". If there are planet sized babes, they will feel magnitudes more intense than anything else. Your best bet for them is to slowly absorb your way up, stealing bigger and bigger bodies.

And of course, aliens will exist, which is why you were put on a planet that just achieved space travel, which will now be overseen by an all male population in service to you... if you can keep them under your thumb.

Nothing's stopping them from rebelling. You might have 100 blackbelts' experiences combined in your body, but 1,000 men are 1,000 men. Maybe it'd be smart to absorb an alien strong enough to keep them in check before taking too many women? A psychic slug girl from the next system over for mind control, or a charming succubus like alien passing by?

You will quickly learn that species you did not grow up around are much harder to absorb, however. While a strong willed human could resist it (see the gif above), aliens have a resistance on top of their willpower.

>>11318965
It'll become a challenge equatable to shoving record breaking insertions into a hole before your new body. There will be no risk of injury, but it'll be INTENSE.

Aliens can, of course, put up more resistance physically as well, if they're stronger than humans. It's why your species is expected to take over at least MOST of a weak planet before moving on.

So, why are you doing this?

Remember how I said that your species will have kids just to do the work for them? Your mother is a tyrant among even your own species, ruling around half of the universe. To so much as stand up to her, you'll need to absorb that many women as well, and have as many men at your back. And if you win... naturally, you'll absorb her.

Sure, your journey can end at any turn if you encounter one of your sisters, with you fusing with her, and then whoever absorbs her... but that won't happen unless you surrender yourself to pleasure, which you won't... right?

Oh right, there IS a fatal flaw in your species, that'll make your "quest" ten times harder, but can just as easily be used against any rivals you have.

Absorbing so many women will slowly fill you with a collective lesbian lust, making you long for un-absorbed women. You, and your sisters, will all, deep down, want to release, I dunno... ten, twenty... a thousand, women... especially if those they've absorbed feel lust towards them too. If you ARE absorbed, you can escape with flirting, more or less.

Is this really worth it? Unless you're the kind of person who can shove a grapefruit up their ass, or is determined enough to learn how to, your quest will end absorbed.

On the other hand... if you switch sides, you can form a kinky bisexual rebellion and use your rivals libidos against them.

And yes, you can still absorb girls if you're on the rebel path... some will even be into it.

>I wish I was a cute girl who induced lesbian oral and body worship fetishes in other girls I met, both giving and receiving.

>>11318759
Granted! But you'll have to make them yourself.

If you were to live by a motto, it better be "Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back a mother". You are reincarnated in a high fantasy world with your staples (magic, dragons, dungeons), but plenty of new monsters, mysteries, and discoveries to keep things fresh... may of which are lewd.

You will start in this world as nothing but a curvy, venus bodied elf, only to be captured in your starting town by a monster raid. So what catches you? (Rolls dice) Kobolds... how embarrassing. The tiny humanoid lizards that cling to their supposed draconic heritage. You will be the ONLY person captured, nearby heroes will save the others. No one will have even remembered who you were.

They'll take you back to their warren and fuck you, and you will get pregnant fast, laying broods of eggs with your massive, fertile body... but to your surprise, the kobolds will be shocked at this, talking to each other in draconic and staring at you after you lay an egg. No, that is NOT normal. You know what else isn't? The fact that you're slowly beginning to understand draconic just by listening to them, or the fact that you PROBABLY enjoy this. You'll be seen as a messiah like figure to the warren, and as you learn draconic, you'll learn how to help the kobolds, who won't abandon you like those asshole townsfolk, develop. How about instead of eating coal, they make furnaces, work steel, and have tools to dig up BETTER rocks? Or instead of rushing people with spears, why not set up ambushes using their size to their advantage? Your kids will be born with smarts too. Still mooks, but more receptive to listening to you than most.

Once you turn the kobolds into your personal bandits, you'll make contact with other small, mook like races, and learn their languages passively too. Big monsters won't join you, but they WILL sleep with you and give you more mooks... you have to raise them, though.

>>11319624
Your ability to learn so many languages and offer knowledge that even some humans lack will allow you to form a "tribe" of your own, one not defined by a species, but a common mother. And of course... your condition also prevents maladies from incest. If you need more mooks, you can roll the family circle. And if one dies? They'll be reincarnated in queue each time you get pregnant again.

You can be whatever flavor of mother, er... "leader" that you want. A pirate who beds sea monsters like slug people and harpies (male and futa harpies exist), a witch who researches more eldritch monsters, a wild woman who fucks the strongest beasts of the forests... or combinations of possible flavors.

The problem? You have to be a mom AND a leader. Two of your mooks/kids, say, kobolds, may fight over something like "I sort rocks by crunchiness, but HE sorts them by color! Tell us who is right!", or a harpy going "Mooom! One of my imp brothers put a butt plug in me and I don't have hands to take it out with... it's big..." They'll also fight for your attention, wanting to be the one who steals the tomes you're after, or kidnaps the maiden/cute boy you want to curse, only to get in each other's way, like the mooks they are.

And despite all of this? You'll love them. You can't help it... sure you'll get upset with them, but whenever an adventurer (or outlaw if you try to be more noble) hurts a mook, you'll want revenge, true to your motherly roots. Perhaps capture and turn them into a toy for your lovely children...? Or curse them to be an imp or goblin themselves... but you'll need a kid who knows enough magic to do that.

They can also be rebellious, dominating you if you aren't assertive enough. Tying you up for a day, a futa succubus daughter turning you into a lesser imp girl to "practice" the spell... etc.

Sure, you'll be the hot baddie with a bunch of loyal monster mooks, but you'll carry the shame and embarrassment of having to be a loving mother too.

>>11319637
>I wish I was a cute, unusual monster girl, with traits at least similar to pic related

>>11318975
Granted! ...Unfortunately, your wish didn't exactly give you any magical mind-altering ability. No, your gift is rather simple: you are a cute girl with a REALLY long tongue. Like "you can lick things on the floor while standing" long. It's pretty girthy and flexible, too.
Good news: with some practice, you could use it as a third arm of sorts, obviously with less dexterity (your normal arms have hands, your tongue does not) but way more reach. Bad news: it can and will roll out of your mouth pretty much every time you try to speak, and it will make your voice sound muffled and confused. I'm gonna be nice and give you a magic boon to keep your tongue clean and block out any unsavory tastes, but that won't stop you from, say, knocking stuff away or acidentally tripping people.

As for the rest of your wish... Well, once women see your tongue, the memory will slowly develop into insistent and intrusive thoughts. Like "I wonder how it would feel during sex" or "Would she be able to lick my cervix?". Eventually, these thoughts will develop into generic lesbo fantasies about oral sex, where the fantasizer will insert themselves into, with the role they prefer. And with enough time, their minds will cycle back to thinking about you.
What will you get? A domme who wants to lick you clean while you helplessly squirm in bondage? Or a subby wife who will dutifully eat you out? Maybe someone so timid, they will cover their face and blush profusely when you stick out your tongue - nevermind her reaction when you'll start actaully using it? Maybe you'll get a mistress who will command you to worship her like the goddess she is.
...Just make sure to agree on a non-verbal safeword, given you, ahem, speech impediment.

>>11319653
>I wish to be reborn as a girl in a world full of tentacles.

>>11318838
Granted! You will be born into a world where all women are monster girls, and all men are short and cute. Sexual dimorphism to the extreme. While boys can have animal ears or tails, cute horns, snake eyes etc depending on heritage, they are still what most would call human. Women, however, can become just about any monster girl imaginable, and are very tall, with exact height varying on the species and individual. You are reborn as an adorable human, fox ears and tail optional, to an 9 ft kitsune milf like your pic and her 7 ft daughters. You are her only son, as a matter of fact... but there's a bit more to this world. Males are not seen as worthy of rights. You're still loved, sure, but while your sisters are socializing, you'll be taken on walks, trained how to pleasure women, and doted on and used incestuously by your family (don't worry, idiot proof magic contraceptives prevent accidents). The entire male sex has been domesticated, you probably won't even be literate.

Beckoning back to the human medieval era, monster girl families will offer their males to other families as signs of friendship, or to marry into power, often forming powerful clans, such as the infamous werewolf and vampire clan. Your kitsune clan is looking to form an alliance with demon girls, from succubi to big, strong oni. No, you don't get to marry a daughter. They let your family use their cute, large bottomed incubus imp son, and they get to use you in return. And hey, if you happen to be one of those boys who likes feminine looking boys, that just increases your value. Girls LOVE to watch that stuff, it's hot AND cute to them. If not, you'll never run out of girls to please.

Just remember, unless it's your own family, do not speak unless spoken to, and never leave the house without a female partner. Your cock will get locked up if you're unruly.

However, as the two families bond, the demon clan girls will slowly be softer around you.

>>11319933
Sure, you're still a boy, obviously... but they might give you nursing handjobs, ask you what you want to do with them, or get you one of those "video game" things that you can play with when they're away. Apparently humans used to play on these all the time... careful one of your sisters doesn't get jealous and steal it for herself, using you as a chair while she plays.

Oh, and you're expected to breed whatever monstergirls from the other family ask for it, and pleasure any daughters you have once they come of age, which is far faster than humans. Don't worry, you'll stay young and cute until the day you die, which won't be for a while... but this does mean you'll see your daughters become milfs while you're still as cute as the day you woke up in your little body.

In time, your new clan, the yokai clan, may expand more, taking in other clans like sea monster folk, dragon girls, or even the foreign harpies who have made your country home. Hope you make a good impression, for the good of your clan... the best you can from the end of a leash.

>I wish reality would bend for me to become the son/daughter of a cute, fun girl who still sees me as someone close to her (and someone to fuck)

>>11319657
Granted! You are reborn into a tentaclescape, with every kind of tentacle imaginable. Something you'd see a hentai protag trapped and mindbroken in... but you wished to be re-born, so you will wake up on the other side of what looks like a pussy a wall, as pic related.

Yeah, you're a girl... but a girl in a world full of tentacles would be a tentacle girl, duh. Don't worry, your torso has all of the fun parts, and you'll be born sexually mature. You DO have masses of shifting tentacles where your limbs would be though... you have to crawl around on them, or grab other tentacles with your tentacles to get around. You can, of course, pleasure yourself with them, but you used to be human. You went from 4 limbs to... more than that, for sure, and your amount and type of tentacles seems to shift outside of your control. You'll be a total clutz as you get used to them.

So, the world you're in? You can see fine, as if there was light, despite there being no "sky", just endless caverns of flesh and tentacles. Sometimes there are breasts you can suckle for a pick me up, but you don't seem to need food or produce waste. Sometimes there will be an orifice, occasionally on the end of a bigger tentacle, that you can toy with, and there are often tentacles that are clearly meant to pleasure you, such as penis tipped tentacles and nubbed ones... but instead of being raped, the tentacles will coddle you, leading you to a breast to feed you as soon as you're born, stroking your cheek and "hugging you" as you slowly drift off to sleep, being tired from your rebirth.

Whatever the world is, it isn't inherently rapey. You were born of it, and it considers you its daughter. It even seems to understand that you're part human, and sometimes, things to keep you entertained like electronics, cozy blankets, or other things you may like are brought to you, with the womb you came out of making a shockingly good "bedroom" if you crawl back into it.

>>11320422
But you don't want to be spoiled, you want to be fucked, right? Well, whether the world does or doesn't understand english, you're mute. You can moan, but your tongue is also a tentacle that operates VERY differently than your old tongue, so it'll take you a long time to learn to speak again. The world can, however, see you, and if you grind against a tentacle, or present yourself lewdly, it may prod you, as if asking if you want this. Of course you do, and you'll have to show that. You'll need to learn to communicate your lewd desires to this alien parent of yours for it to know just how need you really are... such a naughty girl... but once you're fellating tentacles and hugging "mommy" or whatever you call it while wet, it'll reciprocate, learning what you like, though it will still spoil and lovingly caress you as a form of aftercare.

This will all continue until, one day, an orifice will open up, and upon leaving it...

You find yourself on a bed, normal human size, with a milfier version of you sitting across from you, panting from exertion.

Surprise! Your entire world up until now was just one big womb. A hammerspace, with wombs within wombs. Your mother was caring for you while you were in it, whatever she is, and don't think about asking, you'll be mute until you learn to use that tongue of yours in a year or so. SHE can talk though, and will have kinky mother/daughter tentacle sex with you as she teases you with how kinky you are... and just how much you loved it when she took you...

Alas, you can't walk, you can't talk, and despite sexual maturity, whatever your second half is still needs time. You can exist outside of her in places like bedrooms, but you can't even take human form yet... luckily, you can go right back to her womb world and familiarize yourself with your tentacles more in the safety of your new mother.

>>11320429
But you don't have to be lonely in there...

"Hon, do you like girls like mommy, boys, or both? Blink once for girls, twice for boys, and three times for both... oh? How cute... now would you like me to trap some in my womb for you to play with...? Blink once for yes, twice for "yes mommy"..."

Of course, she won't take no for an answer. Cute girls and/or boys will be sent into your loving world to keep you company, and act as practice dummies for you to tentacle fuck and try talking to. They might even be reborn as your sisters if you grow attached enough, and will be mute, and tentacled like you.

One day you'll learn to be whatever kind of shapeshifter your mother is, and form a tentacle hammer-space of your own... but for now, this is your world when she can't safely let you out to "play with" you, perhaps with a partner she trusts. And even then? You'll feel safer inside of her until your inhuman half matures.

How long will that take? Dunno, ask her- oh wait you can't. Better get cozy, eh?

>I wish I was some kind of sex pet

Gonna leave that intentionally vague, have fun genie

>>11317460
>>11317518
>>11318125
Wish bumps

bump

>>11317518
Granted. Unfortunately for you, you have been turned into a dog girl. But not just any breed of dog girl: you are a corgi, with stubby little animal arms and legs that are barely long enough to lift you from the ground. You can move around on all fours just fine, and your spine is flexible enough to allow you to look forward while you're doing it; but, well, your animal limbs aren't very good for much else. Good luck trying to grasp or paw at things - you are barely one step above a fucknugget. And since I feel kinda like a dick, I'm also gonna give you a tendency to skid and slide if you try to run on smooth surfaces.

Now that I've gotten my sadism out of the way, I'm gonna give you some leniency. Namely, one or two caring owners (you get to decide their sex) who love their "pillowdog" very much, since you are admittedly very cute... Mostly in the "cute/funny animal videos" sense, but you're also cute in the traditional attractiveness sense.
Yes, your owners will be willing to have sex with you (and they'll respect your boundaries if you refuse)... Though your stubby legs will heavily push you towards being a passive bottom, but you CAN take a more active role if you make enough of an effort. And if they lean down to your level to let you have your way with them.

>I wish to live on the soft body of a giantess who's much bigger than me. Pic related.

>>11317460
Granted. As everyone knows, the most potent source of magic is semen, but only women can cast magical spells. Usually this requires a woman to harvest semen from a man to cast spells, but you have the best of both worlds. You can cast magic with your own semen. This means that your magic capacity is directly tied to your semen capacity. The longer you go without casting spells, the larger your testicles will swell. Also, casting magic spells makes you incredibly horny. In fact, as long as you channel the magic, you are erect, and casting the spell makes you cum.

>I wish my singing voice made women horny.

>>11318125
Granted. Turns out that you are part fairy, and that the reason why you don't have limbs is that you are technically in the "caterpillar" stage, but while most young fairies have a caterpillar lower body, you instead are a grub-like fucknugget. You can crawl on your nubs... very, very, very slowly. So don't expect to be able to crawl around. On the plus side, you got the cuteness of a fairy combined with the size of a human, and you lack the usual fairy weakness such as cold iron. Plus, hey, maybe in the future you'll end up undergoing fae puberty and grow a pair of wings for better mobility! ...Still no arms/legs, though. Sorry, but you quite literally asked for it.

So far, it seems like you basically got what you asked for with zero added monkey's paws, at least regarding the "being a cute fucknugget" part. But what about the lovers? Well, remember how you're part fairy? That means that you can be a witch's familiar. And since you're a lot bigger than a regular fairy, that somehow means that you can be the familiar of multiple witches. Girls, futas, and femboys who managed to trick the system (fun fact: successfully fooling your witch examiner is a sign that you deserve to be a witch).
And yes, all of them will instinctively know how to deal with your subby ass. Putting you into an enchanted sleep and taking advantage of you like a dakimakura pillow/fleshlight. Lacing your food with shape-shifting potions. The shadow witch at >>11317460 merging with your shadow to follow - and fuck - you wherever you're taken. Hypnotizing you into believing that you're a frog girl. Being used as an "evocation component" (read: bait) for summoning demons. You will not be bored, that's for sure...

>I wish to retroactively alter the world so that living beings can gain sustenance and nourishment through sex, without having to kill and eat each other.

>>11321982
Granted, you are now a mermaid! Or merMAN, if that's what you prefer. Whatever, as long as you have the lower half of a fish, it's fine.
The rules are pretty simple: when you're in a natural body of water, or very near to it (like a beach), you have the appearance of a merperson; if you drag yourself on dry land, or end up in an artificial body of water like a pool or a bathub, your fish half will be morphed into a pair of human legs. Regardless of your current form, you have the ability to swim very well, breathe underwater, and sing hypnotic songs that makes women horny. Men will be unaffected.
There's an important catch, however: your body cannot remain on "dry land" for too long. Break the time limit, and you will dissolve into a mass of sea foam. Unlike the original fairytale, this will not kill you, but it will turn you into a small and weak slimegirl until you're brought back to a natural body of water. You can still make people horny by singing, but you'll basically be powerless to resist whatever they want to do to you.

>I wish to be reborn in a world like pic related.

>>11320444
Granted, and here you are: a monster shaped like a giant penis, fitted with smaller penis-tentacles and some legs for mobility. You are the pet of some kind of witch, who CAN restore you to a more human-like state, maybe a tentacley monsterboy/futa... But she much prefers your penile appearance. You'll have to serve her well and beg a bit before she'll begrudgingly agree to temporarily restore you to a humanoid form, as a reward for being a good pet.

Speaking of being a pet, you asked to be a sex pet, right? Well, that's what you are. You are literally built for sex, and all aspects of your form are geared towards sex. For example, you lack conventional sight or hearing; instead, you have some kind of sixth sense that allows you to "see" and "hear" sex. The more the target or its actions are aroused or sexual, the easier it will be for you to detect them. For example, you can pinpoint the location of a stack of porn magazines hidden under the floorboards three rooms away.
You can feel the presence of nearby people, but they'll usually "appear" like blurry humanoid people, their voices so muffled that you cannot understand clearly what they say, only the tone they're saying it. However, if those people happen to wear lewd clothing, or are getting wet at the thought of getting fucked, or are actively having sex? You'll be able to "see" and "hear" them clearly - from at least a mile or two away, in the case of people fucking. Likewise, you can clearly hear and understand anything related to sex.
Of course, your ability to communicate with other people will be stunted as well. You usually express yourself in lewd manners, "drooling" precum when expecting food or sex (btw for you there is little difference between the two, since you gain nourishment from sex), growing bigger and redder when angry, and humping others when you want attention. Somehow, people you fuck will be capable of understanding what you want to tell them.

>>11322741
Naturally, you exist for sex. Your witchy mistress rather enjoys watching her pets fucking... Well, more or less everything and everyone, including herself, her other pets (ranging from imps to other tentacle monsters, to an extremely horny NEET in chains), and any potential client that visits her seeking for her services - which usually involve someone getting cursed to experience immensely lewd /d/eviant scenarios. Anyway, the point is that the more you fuck, the more she'll like you, and the more willing she'll be to give you treats like a new hentai videogame or turning you into a human for a week. By contrast, if you end up doing anything not related to sex, she'll have a tendency to get bored and disappointed in you.

>I wish I had a big buff husband with a tentacle dick like pic related.

>>11322747
Granted! You get a monstrous husband as your pic related, some kind of monster, but a sweetheart... if impish at times.

However, you also get a prehensile tentacle cock. You'll get a new body with it as well. You can decide if you want to be a cute boy, futa, dickgirl, etc, (as long as you have a dick) but it's really just appearance preferences. You'll also be on the weaker, leaner side, with your husband wearing the pants, whatever gender you pick. You'll probably appreciate the body being supernaturally stretchy as well... for... reasons.

You and him will be happily married, with him being your type, and you, his. You two will have cozy income making paid content involving your freakish genitals. So long as you don't mind watching people in the internet watch your fun with him regularly, or take a kinky fan request (fuck your own ass), you'll be set. Both of your cocks can grow and shrink, which is very useful when it's not in use...

...But neither of you control your respective penises.

They literally have minds of their own. Ones that like what you like, but don't have inhibitions or situational awareness. They answer only to your libidos. Do you want to get fucked in the kitchen, looking at your husband's bulge? Your cock may spring to life and bind you, pic related, disrobing you in the process. Your husband can't control his cock either, and it'll find whatever hole it can to take while your own cock traps you into an impromptu bondage session.

Did your husband miss you while you were away? His cock may hug you before he does. Eating out together on a romantic date? Your cocks may play with each other under the table, forcing you to hide your pleasure until... well, they have their fun. Better hope you leave before anyone notices the mess under the table...

They tend to be monogamous, against all odds, unless you and him are not. In which case, they'll see every other potential partner as game.

>>11323585
You can "negotiate" with your cocks if you try hard enough. Need to conceal yours under your dress/in your pants while it's reaching for your husband? Spread your cheeks and it might just tuck itself... right into your own ass, or any other holes you may have after picking a new body. It'll be concealed, but you will have to keep quiet as you literally fuck yourself to not be noticed. Sure, a few people can notice, they won't make a scene of it, but it'd probably be embarrassing if the police got involved...

At the VERY least, they tend to do more or less what you want in the bedroom, and then some, leading to incredibly kinky sex, and even acting on their own to show you new things you never knew were possible. Enjoy your lives, freaks.

>I wish for mother/daughter futa incest fun

>>11322249
Granted! First things first, EVERY sapient being is born sexually mature and aware enough to consent now, just so we don't have any cans of worms to deal with. Instead of the food chain, there is the fuck chain. This applies to all life, and it has adapted accordingly. While you'd think that sex would be mutually beneficial, and it is... there is still a hierarchy, because everything wants it and it always at LEAST takes two to tango, though more is always better...

Sure, you'll get plants that trap and fuck oversexed life, or perhaps act as living onaholes/dildos to attract "pollinators", but the new evolution paths other creatures took are FAR more fun. You said retroactive, so you get a new history, and new evolutionary branches. I just made it happen with favoritism towards the "human" form, so everything will find it hot. Think of it like carcinization, but towards big boobed girls, cute boys, and other attractive humanoid forms. Even animals will evolve into monster girls and boys, while humans... well "humans" changed too.

Not in any singular path. Humans became masterful mimics, with innate genes that can, in a twist of fate, alter them to adapt to new environments, their forms using human parts, but in "creative" ways. Someone starving may start to shrink into a fuckplant or fucknugget like form to save energy, while giving free meals to passersby. People living near lewd flora may evolve redundant sexual characteristics to feed more plants, becoming boob slugs, grow extra or unusual dicks, or achieve symbiosis, being born as fucknugget like beings, in a society where plants are allowed to grow inside and merge with them. These adaptations can happen as someone is living, even overnight. Let's take a look at an example of picrelated:

This young woman was quite a socialite, traveling to to connect her community with that of those of her partners, but her body was not ideal for such travel. And so, her body changed into a raptor like form.

>>11323608
It was rather sudden, and she was rather ashamed of it, having a rather tame futanari form prior... physical changes do not impart mental changes, even if they happen to help someone adapt. However, this new raptor humanoid can run much faster with her prehensile anus (now only for sex), breasts, and cock repurposed as a neck. She's even strong enough to act as a beast of burden, carrying other humans to other settlements, as well as carrying supplies. She can still cum from her mouth, as her neck DID used to be her cock, and can do so to "feed" with humanoids that are not as well adapted to take her.

Harems are another popular strategy, with some humanoids conjoining into humanoids with multiple arms, genitals, etc, while other humanoids may opt to be cuter and more appealing to attract more aggressive partners to protect them. Shortstacks and men adapted to mimic females do this.

Monster folk, evolved from non humans, will become things like tentacle pits, harpies (flight is useful for finding partners), physically stronger "harem master" creatures, or fairies, which evolved from small, flying creatures, and adapted to "pollinate" humans instead of plants. Succubi like creatures exist as well, releasing aphrodisiacs to addict humans to their smell.

Technologically, humans are in the middle ages due to the massive divides in forms and cultures, but culturally? It is very cozy. Violence is only ever used for sex, and even then, it's rarely needed as more than a way to "initiate", with some prey being aroused by it.

And remember how I said everyone is born sexually mature and aware? People reincarnate now. When someone reaches the end of their life, they become 100% reproductive material, such as cum or seeds instead of decaying, and they will be reborn from another's womb.

You will find yourself in a medieval town where human descended hucows, raptorfolk, "dorses", and immobile "town bike" forms replace livestock, beasts of burden, and farms.

>>11323616
So what are you reborn as?

Imagine the last weird, body modification bodytype that you touched yourself to, or at least made you aroused, even if it's what I just posted.

Done?

Yeah you're reborn as that, and you won't adapt until your next lifetime. Hope it's something you don't mind being.

>I wish I was some sort of fun, sexy monster girl chimera/hybrid like pic related, but only in the sense that I've got parts from multiple things. I encourage the genie to be creative.

>>11319639
Granted, you are the unfortunate child of two different monstergirls species. Your futa father is a Sleipnir - a kind of Nordic centaur whose horse half has eight legs; while your mother is a Wonderworm - think the Caterpillar from "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland", a bug woman with an opioid addiction and sometimes useful hallucinations and ramblings.
Now, you might be asking "How the hell did a horse and a bug reproduce?" To which I answer: the Devil. Or A Devil. Good ol' demonic contracts, naturally with the baby (you) taking the burden of the resulting curse.

Your upper body is more or less the same as your pic: multiple arms and tits - technically you have two torsos on top of each other, but you have way more than four boobs. Your lower body, on the other hand... Well, you are not a centaur, and you're not a caterpillar; you're more of an extradimensional world serpent. The way this works is that your "upper body" starts at your head and ends at your first pussy, and it always exists in reality; meanwhile, your equine-worm "lower body" keeps going until it goes out of people's sight, at which point it basically stops existing - you can't even feel it.
Let me try with an example. Let's say that you're in bed, under the blankets. You feel like you're legless. You peek under the blankets, and whoops, there are your legs... and your other legs... and your other other legs... It keeps going for several dozen feet. When you look up, you realize that reality has "updated" itself, and now you have a lower body a dozen or so segments long, emerging from the far end of the bed, down on the floor, and out of your bedroom window. Each segment having a variegated collection of legs, pussies and/or tits.
At this point, your roommate enters your room and decides to take a peak outside. Whoops, now your body is even longer, it reaches all the way down to the road below and into an inexplicably open manhole.

>>11324248
As you can imagine, the situation can potentially spiral out of control very easily, with your body growing miles upon miles. Now, the good news is that you will be able to move your body with skill and precision, no matter how many segments it has grown. The bad news is that, well, seeing that many boobs and pussies might give people the temptation for some... let's call it "physical teasing". And no, they aren't going to learn their lesson even after you kicked them for the 347th time.

..Say, that could be a good way to make people stop looking at you, and therefore allow you to shrink down to a manageable size: just kick everyone into unconsciousness. Or fuck/titsmother them 'till thei faint, either works.

>I wish to be reborn into a world of goblin girls.

>>11319936
Granted, but the girl in question is your own mother. I know, that kinda takes away the whole "altering reality so that someone else becomes your cool mom" apppeal, but that's the way of the monkey's paw. But I'll earn your forgiveness, I swear.

See, the thing with this kind of reality bending is that it's infectious. As I mentioned, your own mother (resurrection will be used if necessary) will become a cute girl, fun to be around, and will be fine with you fucking her. But, after a month, her own parents and children (barring you) will be retroactively altered so that THEY will become cute, fun, incestuous people, similar to her yet still somewhat different. After another month, everyone who was the parent or the offspring of an infected will, in turn, become infected. And this will go on, and on, and on, until the entire recorded human history since the invention of writing will become nothing more than a collection of your "friends". Everyone fun, girly, affectionate and incestuous to some degree. You'll have to say goodbye to "private time" for yourself...

>I wish to become a gigantic obese blobgirl.

>>11324324
Granted! You are now a cute girl (under all of that fat) who is giant and obese to the point of immobility... But I'll be taking a few things you won't need anymore, being immobile and all.

Legs? Arms? Eyes? Who needs 'em? You'll get a bigger ass, bigger tits, lips made for oral sex, and become functionally immortal, just a helpless mass of flesh made for sex. You can still feel, smell, hear, and taste, but your new lips will make speaking hard. You might feel someone near you, or hear them, and get to moan or make some lewd noise in response to a question, maybe wink your anus, but that's about it.

Now to be nice... your fate will be a sexual one. A fetish community will take you in and take care of you, and while you can't SEE its members, they sound, feel, smell, and taste like people you'd like. Some leaner, some chubbier, some bigger, some smaller... some softer... they'll ask if you're ok with porn shoots, one moan for yes, two for no, and by the time you're already owned by them... you'll be too horny to moan no. You'll be fed, fucked, and cuddled up with, all as you imagine what facility, dungeon, or mansion you're inside of... but that kind of thinking is unbecoming of you. While this little start to your life as a blob will be comfortable, and let you keep thinking you're a person... slowly, people will stop asking to fuck you, since you never say no, and start toying with you, such as putting food on their cocks or in their pussies as they feed you.

You're a blob of fuckable meat. Who cares where you are? Is someone in your pussy? Is someone suckling your tits? Is your face being stuffed with cake? These are the important things. Like I said... you're functionally immortal, you'll be passed down through generations as your mind rewires itself for the simple pleasures of food and sex. You won't even know what you look like, but rest assured, it'll be a form you'd have liked. Slowly, your mind will simplify.

>>11325157
How long has it been? A year? A decade? A century? What does it matter to you, the only thing that matters is when you'll be fucked or fed again, but that's been happening to you so often that you've lost track.

Though... I suppose you living long enough to realize that those who were nice to you when you first took this form are no longer with you is pretty dark... so I'm going to make things a bit more fun.

As soon as your mind goes, you start a NG+ of sorts. You gain vision this time, but nothing else. You'll remember how good it felt to only be a being of sex, but regain enough of your mental facilities to communicate through moans when asked questions. It'll be as if the last round was just a sexy dream...

...So the question is, will you do anything different this time? Will you retain what little dignity you can, or give into lust all the same?

If you'd like, I can keep this timeloop going... letting you see what "paths" you can take while immobile and unable to speak, what differences a few moans can make...

>I wish I was some kinda cute, sexy, magical imp girl like Midna

>>11321788
Granted! You now live on a giant kitsune spirit... but the question I imagine is "why", which made me think of mecha.

So, much like mecha anime, you pilot a kitsune giantess with fox powers like a meat mecha to fight off lewd Kaiju. She's godzilla size, and you'll undergo procedures that make you more compatible with her, but make you cuter and foxier as a result. More of a pleasant surprise than the paw, really... You get foxier instincts, ears, a tail, and a knotted dick, as well as an acute sense of smell. Your partner, a kitsune giantess, has magic that can summon mecha staples, such as giant swords, fire beams of stunning foxfire, and even shapeshift, gaining claws, a dick (surprisingly useful), and she can even use her tails as shields or prehensile tentacles. You will use her senses when piloting her, letting you see through her eyes, but it ALSO means you'll feel her pleasure if another monster gets a bit handsy...

So how do you pilot her? Ever see Ratatouille? It's like that, but you won't be under a hat or anything. You have to be somewhere erogenous. Your sync with her means you stimulating her is more effective despite your size difference. Instead of grabbing her hair, you might have to crawl into her ass and have her plug it so you won't fall out, and press against the most sensitive parts of her ass as if you're using a gamepad. Thing is, your stimulation gets weaker if you keep stimulating the same spots. She may become less responsive if you keep using the same tricks. So after using her ass, you might slip against her pussy, and use her clit as a joystick. After that, a breast may do the trick, with a pasty making sure you don't fall off.

So why are you needed for this? Well she's too damn horny to be trusted by herself. Tentacle monsters, other futa kaiju, other giant, sexy fox women... she'd submit if they made her feel good enough. You're here to dominate her instead... but since you two share senses, you can be dominated as well.

>>11325536
You'll feel as if you were her, and get dicked by the futa oni, caressed by the leviathan, scissored by the giant lizard woman, etc. Luckily, most of the time this happens, the government will have some failsafe in place. Unfortunately for you, it involves letting the monster you lost to take you and your giantess to do as they please with to distract them.

Also, you wished to live on her, so while you can be 100% sustained by minuscule amounts of her breast milk, you can ONLY be sustained by it, and cannot stay apart from her for long. You'll sleep on her, whether it be in a tail or in her bush, harvest breast milk for your meals, and anything you want to do in your personal time, you'll do on her body. You can ask for stuff like a hollow buttplug with a little room in it, a padded bra with a living space in it, etc, but nothing can stop her from fucking with you, especially if it involves invoking your bond with her so you feel what she does... you could be trying to enjoy yourself only to feel distracted as she starts to finger herself, or she might open up whatever "living quarters" you're in, take you out, and shove you into a hole. And yes, you can try to "pilot" her in response. Your collective shenanigans usually end up with both of you being embarrassed.

>I wish to be the housewife of a sexy, loving futa

>>11324265
Granted! You are reborn into a society of cute goblin girls, as well as a few futa and dickgirls that make reproduction possible... though some say those who pray to Empusa, benevolent goddess of monsters, will be blessed with fertility even if their partner lacks said parts.

The known world has cute, goblin girls and girls+ as its dominant species, though they live humbly, often in farming communities where pants are optional. Houses are cozy, but nothing too special. A lot of the time, goblins will cuddle together for warmth in the same house, not caring too much about "property".

Usually, it's "I built thing." "Can I sleep in thing?" "Can sleep in thing if sleep with me.", followed by the whimsical goblins forgetting who built it. They're not DUMB, they're just... carefree, whimsical, and forgetful at times... though yeah I guess you could argue they act kinda dumb at times, in cute ways. They're related to the fey that they live alongside (dryads bless their orchards, pixies hang around them like stray cats, fauns throw fun parties, etc), which may explain their demeanors.

And as you wished... you are reborn into this cozy world of casual, cozy yuri and futa yuri. You are born as a cute goblin girl who's a bit more stacked than most, to two equally endowed mothers, one who has a penis. Of course, as fey beings, they see sex as sex, and once you were old enough, they'd let you have fun with them as well, teasing you with "mommy" play if it turned you on.

You would retain your old personality and traces of your past memories, and maybe if you tried hard enough, you could pull some Dr. Stone shenanigans, inventing electronics, such as simple motors and batteries. Medicine isn't that useful due to fey beings having supernatural health. However... you'll also gain a goblin's sensibilities, or lack thereof, and forget the usefulness of what you may have tried to do with your past knowledge. Combined with magic, you'll make some... interesting, things...

>>11325662
You aren't sure how, but working on a motor reminded you of how vibrator motors are dead simple to make, and how good one would feel in a butt plug... and then you remembered how metal detectors work, and decided a magic sensor would make a GREAT flared base for a "treasure" sensing butt plug... but it's rather bulky and hard to take out...

You'll have a tendency to remember things from the "hooman" word, try to recreate the comforts, and have them backfire in hilarious ways that make even the other goblins laugh at you. They aren't MEAN about it, they laugh at everyone. You're just fun to tease since you have more of the "shameful feelings" than most goblins.

Not big into tech? No worries, you'll prove to be magically gifted as well, though you'll certainly face the same problems...

At least only goblins will see your failures and "mixed successes", right? Well...

...You asked for a world of goblins, and you got one. Now the "new world"... you'll make contact with that as a young adult, while an aspiring mage/artificer.

If you told the other goblins about "hoomans", they might have laughed at you, but secretly found the idea hot, asking you stuff like "...how much bigger are hoomans? If we stood next to them, their butts would be the same level as our faces!"

So color them surprised and horny when a group of "adventurers" passes through, with a cute paladin, a sorceress who uses magic to learn your language, and another goblin who's really sneaky.

The boy is under an oath of "chastity"... but may not be for long if you and your friends have anything to say about it. The girl turns red and looks away when you walk around without pants. And the weird goblin? She'll tell you all about the other hoomans, and elves, and others... and just how powerful looking cute is.

You will become an ambassador of the fey world, learning about them on misadventures with other goblins (even your own parents) and fey (futa satyr, pixie rogue, dryad druid, etc).

>>11325664
What are these adventures for? That's entirely up to you! I know it'll make both your former human side and new goblin side horny and curious... the weird goblin tells of other people LIKE goblins, but not goblins. "Imps" and "Rabbitfolk"... and even tell you that she wasn't ALWAYS a goblin, and if you could learn how to curse the paladin and wizard to be goblins too... well... she wouldn't snitch.

Do you want to meet these other races? Go right ahead. Want to curse the humans who made contact? They'll secretly like it, and you'll get a closeted, goblin loving wizard girl turned goblin to teleport you around. Want to travel the other world? Your magical aptitude will grant you a teleport so you and your party can always return safely... minus any thing you have on you, including clothes. You're... working on it?

You might even get quests from the goddess herself, such as cursing more humans to be goblins or monsterfolk if you try to learn how to curse people, or perhaps you'll find a big, strong human who will headpat you JUST right, and make you want to be theirs? Who can say?

However, your goblin luck and mischief will follow you EVERYWHERE. Even if you leave the world I put you in first, the world will follow you wherever you go. Meeting a human princess may end in some wardrobe malfunction, or perhaps she'll be REALLY into short, cute women, and sneak away with you... you could end up smuggling her back to the fey realm, creating this conspiracy that she was "kidnapped", being resolved when she gets turned into a goblin and admits her lust.

An ancient relic? It'll be some sort of cursed sex toy.

Adopt human culture? You'll get a milfy queen and become her advisor, which she dresses in "current human fashion"... or is this elven?

Oh, and you can try telling people "I used to be human!" All you want, you'll still pronounce it "hooman" and be met with headpats and teasing.

It'll be a while before you realize, it's not that no one believes you...

>>11325668
...It's that it makes your current position and misadventures even cuter and funnier. What, does having been a human suddenly make you a LESS cute shortstack who isn't super fun to tease?

>I wish I was a cute/sexy girl who could turn other women gay with a kiss, or awaken lesbian tendencies if they already were.

>>11325544
Granted, you become the stay-at-home wife (futa optional) of a sexy, loving, and most importantly rich futa. More specifically, she's heavilty into business and finance, with a reputation for being fair but ruthless. But that's her public image; in private, she will be very affectionate, calling you all sorts of cutesy names while she scoops you up in a hug (she tall). Essentially, she'll be a personification of that "Excuse me, she asked for no pickles" meme.

As for your sex life... Well, the good news is that she has a sexy body and an impressive amount of sexual stamina. The bad news is that I picked her from the "excessive cum" thread. Now, don't worry, everything in her house is waterproofed, and she installed some state-of-the-art drainage and onahole systems to manage her spurts, but... Well, she's essentially a walking flood hazard, so even those devices will take a while dealing with the sheer amount of ballslop she can produce.. And while she has enough control to not jizz herself accidentally (gotta maintain her "iron lady" image after all), she kinda loves the idea of making a mess in private and seeing you wallowing in it.
She's already used to it, so she has no problem, say, getting up after a nut, finding her phone and walking out of the door even after she repainted the entire area Cream White. You... might have some difficulties. But don't worry! She can bridal-carry you just fine.

I wish to be a tentacle monster whose purpose is to grow, fuck, devour, and give birth. Not necessarily in that order.

>>11325671
Granted. A powerful and evil goddess cursed you so that every woman you kiss will be transformed into a monstergirl, specifically one coming from Greek mythology. Essentially, you are now a "mother of monsters" of sorts, and your intended purpose is to transform the planet into a Monster Girl Encyclopedia-esque lewdystopia, full of horny monstergirls who rape the vulnerable humans.

Key word being "INTENDED purpose". Her plan got derailed and ruined pretty quickly.
See, the goddess in question was hoping to create another MGE-esque world - you know, a *straight* fantasy where couples are mostly male human/female monster. She didn't realize that "Lesbian" is a sexuality, not a nationality; and that misunderstanding basically fucked up her curse a bit, making it less harmful. As a result, any monstergirl you create will be significantly different from the standard MGE fare, in a couple of aspects:
1) Some monstergirls will be inspired by either Greek gods, or human characters from Greek stories. These people will usually look overall human, though their mannerisms will change (like Narcissus being in love with herself) and might have supernatural abilities (like illusory clones). They will still count as monstergirls for the following points, though.
2) Any monstergirl you create will be very gay and very into women. Bisexuals will be rare.
3) Monstergirls are flirty and lustful, but not outright rapey. Except towards you. They will usually jump you immediately after the transformation, but even after they calm down they'll be gropey and insistent. This is because you specifically asked to be a cute/sexy girl (so you'll ALWAYS meet their standards), and your wish was clearly asked with the intent to find lovers.
4) Anyone who sees a monstergirl, regardless of how monstrous her appearance is, will recognize her as a "lesbian" first, and "monster" second. Therefore, she'll be treated like a normal human, since lesbians are clearly normal.

>>11327264
>I wish I was a futa broodmother capable of impregnating, and being impregnated by, anything I want. Including unusual pregnancies like boob or ball pregnancy.

>>11326803
Granted! But... that's basically what a human is, minus the tentacles.

So congrats, you are reborn as a young tentacle girl with a LOT of growing to do, which will require devouring a lot of food, and when you're ready, you'll be able to fuck a partner you like, get pregnant, and give birth to a smaller, cuter version of you.

...But that's kinda boring, isn't it?

Let's make each part of the cycle more interesting. As you might notice, pic related is of you pregnant, with extra breasts. Starting out, you'll be small, and have stubby tentacles. It'll take a while for them to grow, and during this time, you'll need to find people or make good friends to help you around. You can sorta crawl on your nubs, but it's cuter than it is good at anything. However... whatever kind of monster you are, it doesn't follow normal rules of conservation of mass. You may experience "growth spurts" that temporarily let you grow MUCH bigger tentacles than you normally can, or even grow specialized tentacles like dick or orifice ended tentacles. It usually happens when you're aroused, but wears off unexpectedly. You will grow faster if you eat a healthy diet.

So what do you eat? Any food humans can is fine, and then some. You don't produce waste, but you do need to eat a LOT, and you may need to be fed until your tentacles are long enough to feed yourself. Your appetite is insatiable, however... cum and breast milk are acceptable foods for you, which brings us to sex.

You'll have a heightened libido, and your adorable yet kinky nature will draw partners to you naturally. You may even find out the hard way... a guy cumming in your pussy isn't the only way to get pregnant. You're like a reverse octopus, one of your tentacles can TAKE reproductive material from a female partner and self fertilize it inside of you, allowing yuri pregnancy. You won't know which tentacle without trial and error. Your daughters will be as cute like you and grow up very quickly.

>>11327638
These are all your "purposes", and you will feel a desire to eat whatever you see (including sexual fluids) so you grow, fuck people you find attractive, growing horny and flustered whenever you see someone you want to fuck, and have an insatiable urge to breed and create more tentacle girls, who will be young adults anywhere from days to a week.

However, you're not exactly a STRONG tentacle monster, even once you've developed yourself. Your appetite is "cute", you grow at a modest pace, SUSTAINING mass requires eating more than you, or your friends, can likely afford (unless you take a job in porn or something), your desire to fuck is more "Fuck me!" than "I'm going to toy with this woman." (though you can do that if you're well fed enough), and giving birth will fill you with motherly instincts, even towards your partners during or shortly after pregnancy.

Sure, you can grow big enough to dominate multiple human sized partners... but even once you reach that size, each thing you are meant to do will be done in a "cute" way instead of a monstrous way, whether it's getting kicked out of an Applebees for eating an entire buffet, to stuttering as you try to ask someone sexy if they want to go back to your place to... hang... o-out... or having babies... You can't help it, you're just a cute tentacle monster.

>I wish I was a sexy girl with a sister who was turned into a penis

>>11327266
Granted! You are now a venus bodied futa who can, and will adapt to take unusual partners. Monsters and monster girls/boys also exist just to make your "broodmother" status more fun, and your sex life more intresting... But it'd be boring if you could predict anything about these pregnancies....

The only constant is it has to be what you WANT, but not necessarily what you intended... Sure, you might "want" a sexy futa dryad... but you might not expect, or intend, for your pussy to become a flower, as literal seeds grow inside of you after you two "pollinate". This is an example of how yoru body may change for different partners. Your cock or breasts may grow for insertions, you may become stretchier for bigger partners, you might even get some feathers down there and lay eggs if you copulate with a harpy.

The other catch to this is that not every hole will be fertile at a given time. Your body is like a roulette wheel that no one can observe the outcomes of. You might have fertile breasts and a pussy one day, and then fertile balls and an ass another, and another? It might be something weird like a fertile mouth and belly, and ONLY that, for something like a slime or plant monster.

And since it's "anything you want", literally anything you sexually desire can fertilize you. If you get curious with a dildo, and shove it in your cock hole? It might leave your balls pregnant with twins. Did you nurse a partner? Their mouth on breast action may have impregnated a tit.

Your kids will reflect both parents, and the manner they are born. The dryad would be a cute, flowery futa, a harpy child may be more hen like given your... generous, figure... the dildo twins may be overly rubbery and stretchy like sex toys (or even resemble the dildo/onahole you used), and the nursing pregnancy might cause a girl to be born with multiple, milky breasts.

Your pregnancies and births are fast and safe... but intense. Each one is like a mind breakingly big insertion.

>>11327658
One you have to push OUT of you, of course.

No matter who or what you "want" as a partner, it will result in a healthy child who will grow up quickly, with minimal responsibility required (but you may be a mother anyways)

Additionally, this means that incest has no consequences for you. Your twink son from that dragon dildo, who has a dragon cock? He can make your ass gape and fill you with even more twink like sons who are even more submissive to "mommy"... or maybe they'll be dominant towards you, seeing you as a cocksleeve? Who can say? That's pretty random too.

Hell, you can even get pregnant from fucking yourself. Good enough masturbation has the possibility to impregnate the part you were toying with if you carnally desired yourself.

THIS will create a clone of you, who usually has a fetish for that body part in particular.

Oh, and since you're a broodmother... if you don't get knocked up by something different regularly, you'll get another pregnancy from something you've already been knocked up by, even if that something is yourself, or an existing son or daughter. You CANNOT avoid pregnancy. Even if you don't touch yourself? You might "want" panties, think they feel good, and bam, shockingly normal looking daughter born from panties with a face sitting fetish.

There's no cap to how many pregnancies you can have at once. It'll all be random which parts can be impregnated when... but you could have every hole filled and pregnant.

As for impregnating anything you want?

It works the same way... except the object of your desire is knocked up instead, somehow...

You, and your "mothers" will all be immune to harm during pregnancy. So yes, you can impregnate an onahole and have a very subby, rubbery onahole daughter, or cum in your panties and have another face sitting obsessed, pink haired femboy son slit off from them one day.

Be careful you don't create a loop of getting knocked up by the results of your pregnancies... or maybe you want that?

>>11327663
>I wish I was a cute and sexy lolita girl (NOT loli, the Lolita style and aesthetic)

>>11327666
Granted. You are a cute and sexy lolita girl, but not specifically a loli. Instead, you are a young woman in her fullest prime. A soft, endearing face, yet sexy thicc thighs, large and firm breasts, and a booty like POW.

You also live in a steampunk world with all the modern comforts but in a Victorian setting. This is your first curse. For you see, since you live in the Victorian era renewed, the frills and lace of the lolita style is back in fashion. Your addiction to black dresses just makes you the equivalent of a goth girl in this place. Your fashion sense is just edgy now. The novelty of wearing lolita-style clothing is no more.

You live in this new world as the eccentric heiress to a large family estate and fortune. You have a bottomless trust fund, a mansion with servants, and all the sportiest air ships to get you around.

Your second curse is that must care for two young wards adopted by your family, until their adulthood, as a requirement of your inheritance. You asked for no loli and got two gorgeous shotas.

They are energetic, curious, and sex starved. They will molest you nearly 24/7. If you're in public, they will grope and finger you when nobody's looking. If you're entertaining guests, they'll be under your large, frilly dress licking you senseless. If you undress, sleep, or bathe, they'll be there to fuck you. And should you raise your hand and resist, they will threaten your inheritance by announcing your failed caretaking. You are their plaything until they reach adulthood, and maybe even after.

>>11327784
>I wish I was a hot streamergirl in a cyberpunk world. For my channel, I temporarily upload a viewer's conscious into my body, allowing them to possess me and do anything with my body that's not illegal or extreme for the rest of the viewers to watch.

>>11322325
Granted! You are reincarnated in the... "Plane of Breasts", whatever that means.

It consists of sprawling caves, valleys, hills, and mountains of, you guessed it, breasts, complete with milk falls and rivers. It's hard to tell if they're attached to anything sapient, but they DO get stiff when you tease them right... but being the "plane of breasts", its inhabitants are also breast beings. You will be reborn as a "boog slug", a limbless human adjacent being that slithers around on milky breasts, able to hold their breath in breast milk, and even stick to surfaces like earthly slugs with a special kind of milk. Also like some earthly slugs, you are a hermaphrodite, but instead of "sea slugs fencing dicks to see who's the girl", it's more of a "whoever feels it/wants it more gets to have a dick".

You will live here with said beings, who were mostly other humans who made wishes that made them end up here. "I wish for big breasts" is a classic, "I wish I could rest my head on some fat titties" is another... a lot of breast related wishes can send people here, honestly. It's not hard to see how. As such, most other boob slugs you meet will speak english, and have knowledge of the other world... but that won't make them any less horny, or allow the already existing boob slugs of this plane to understand you. If one sees you and wants to suck on your nipples (it promotes better lactation), the feral ones won't ask. Same with fucking.

However... according to some other isekai'd slugs, legend has it that this world is one giant goddess, and if you can establish peace between the inhabitants, she will grant two boons.

She will trust you (and anyone else who helped) to take human bodies when you desire it, as well as return to your "home plane" and even bring others back with you.

...If you achieve this, you'll learn that the human bodies you earn from this can only be sustained on HER plane, so if you travel back to earth, you do so as a boob slug. Have fun!

>>11327869
>I wish I was a futa with cute quad amputee guardian angels like pic related, who were DTF, and did not consider lust a sin, or at least, not one they wouldn't indulge in

>>11327786
Granted! As an added bonus, you can define what you would consider "extreme" on a case-by-case basis. In other words, you can define the limits of what the possessor can do with/to your body while you're "away". For example, you can decide that they cannot leave your house; or that your butt is off-limits.
Naturally, your fans will have to pay you for the whole possession thing. The more limits you put, the less likely your viewers will be willing to pay, which means that you will make less money from your streaming job. And let's be honest: while you're VERY good at streaming, and you're hot as fuck, you don't have very good skills for much else. I mean, what are you gonna do, get hired by a shadowy corporation that thinks that an execution squad is a reasonable punishment for a bad quarterly report?

...Okay, sure, they can resurrect the dead for $1,000, but STILL.

Where was I? Oh, right, the whole streaming-and-possession thing. See, there's one thing that I neglected to mention: when you get possessed, a viewer's conscious gets uploaded into your body. But where does YOUR conscious go? In the media that you're playing. Play Call of Duty Ancient Warfare 9? Have fun getting shot at. Monmusu Quest Paradox? Okay, sure, you can get plenty of sex from that... If you ignore the obvious issues caused by the emulator. And so on. Still, if you play a specific genre of media, I presume that you'll actually like it. Plus, the cyberpunk society you live in has PLENTY of porny adaptations of past media. It's one of the few things that can effectively fight the wide-spread depression caused by being in a hypercapitalist dystopia.

>>11328307
But wait, there is more! There is a problem when you decide the duration of the possession. You cannot simply set a timer; instead, you must set a condition, and the only way for you to get back to your body is to fulfill that condition. And once again: the harsher the condition, the more your viewers will pay you in donations and superchats. So, if you pick something like "Playing all of Metal Slug XXX without getting hit once"... Actually, don't pick that. You can't enjoy the money if you never make it out of cyberspace.

But yeah, that's the gist of it. The only real way you have to make money is through your streamer job. And if you want more money, you must either give more freedom to the possessor; or you must make it harder for you to recover your body.
If you pull it off, though? Have fun spending your hard-earned money in cyberinplants or sexbots or alcohol or whatever the fuck you want. Just make sure to set something aside for your streaming job.

>I wish I was a virile male centaur with an incestuous family.

>>11328312
Granted! You are a cute, young, yet incredibly virile male centaur with an incestuous family in a world with monster girls. You look like a twin brother to the younger centaur here. The world has a cute, cozy feudal aesthetic, but make no mistake, this is a modern world. Royalty and nobles are all ceremonial, like they are in England. You are nobles, and will never have to work a day in your life... but you will have to make public appearances with your family, which is incestuous.

In fact, it was so incestuous, that you were born from a union between your mother and her daughter, making your mother your sister as well. Your mother's other mother, who she was born from, is your aunt, and while a non futa, is basically her sister's (your older mother's) sub and bitch. If your older mother isn't doting on you and your sister mother, she's probably fucking her own sister, often dominating her in some way. It's not unusual to see her cooking with a butt plug in when she visits... the vibrating kind her sister has the remote to, no doubt.

However... You are the youngest in the family. Both of your futa mothers will dote on and tease you. Your sister mother especially, exercising her rights as a "mother" to punish you if you get into a sibling argument, which her mother wife will take her side with most of the time. Caught sniffing her bra? While the REAL boobs are right there? Suckle them until you learn your lesson. Did you tease your sister mother for getting hard when she caught you fucking your aunt, the subby slut that she is? She might demand you fuck her instead, she might fuck YOU instead, or she may get your older mother to punish you by dominating you WITH your aunt, since you want to be on the same level as her...

Your older mother is much more dominant, while your sister is kind and loving, even if she is easily flustered and may use her "mother" status to punish you in more impish, sisterly ways. Depending on the day...

>>11328339
You may find her in a more sisterly mood, willing to fuck you as a sibling and equal, more playful and even willing to be the "little sister", or you may find her in a motherly mood, wanting to spoil you with a more dominant demeanor, asking you to do things to her, while rewarding you with "Good boy...", headpats, and letting you suck her breasts. If you're lucky, both mothers may want you the same day, and spoil you together... though don't be surprised if they become dominant once you walk into the bedroom, with the door locking behind you as one presents herself, demanding you start licking, or one spreads YOUR ass...

So, the fun part of all of this? You still have to make public appearances. It's a rumor that your family is incestuous. It's known that it was at some point, but no one can prove that it still is... but most people assume that it is. It's probably your realm's worst kept secret. Despite this, you still can't be incestuous in public... which makes it JUST taboo enough for your family to have a fetish for risky sex and exhibitionism.

Yes, your mother may hide her cock in you from behind, forcing you to pretend she's simply holding you from behind, hiding your boner under any ceremonial clothing you may be wearing as you suppress any moans she may elicit.

At the same time... her or your sister mother may go into a "mini heat" from their fetish, requiring you to fuck them between appearances so they can function, even if it's somewhere less than convenient, like in a carriage, dressing room, or in a forest near the town you're visiting. You could be dining with other nobles and have your sister pull you aside for a bathroom blowjob. For who? That's for her to know, and you to find out.

You will forever be known as a "mommy's boy" who needs his "big sister" to protect him. Seriously she has "He asked for no pickles!" energy when you're involved, even if she's usually shy and reserved.

>>11328344
Maybe you'll finally get a taste of dominance once you knock up one of your mothers... but due to some quirk from how your family's genes handle incest, successful fertilization takes a LOT more fucking with each generation. That means you'll have no idea when you blow the load that'll knock one up. Could take years of regular fucking, and you're all a long lived species.

But you'll get a lovely, quick growing daughter much like her mother eventually, and finally shake the burden of "youngest child"...

...or she may end up taking more after your older mother and be dominant, fucking "daddy" as much as your sister and older mother fuck you, with them taking her side in everything, leaving you the family sub.

Maybe the next child won't...? Or maybe you'll turn your family tree into a perfect circle and still be a prime target for teasing... it all depends on how much you like it, deep down.

>I wish I was a cute girl with an incestuous sister, but one of us was a quad amputee at a time, and we shared one set of limbs

>>11327649
Granted. (kinda weird even for /d/ but whatever)
You wake up as a sexy girl in a relatively normal family, including a normal though bratty little sister by like 2 years compared to you.
Once you got used to your new life any everything, and are out and about with your sister, she has a interaction with a crone in which she loses her temper and is quite rude, finishing off the shouting fit by calling the old woman a dickhead.
Well that crone turned out to be a witch and took that last comment personally, casting a curse turning your sister into a magical detachable fully sapient penis.
Because she was with you and you were apparently supposed to be watching out for your little sister, your parents blame you partially for this regardless of how unreasonable that is. So wash their hands of it, giving you full responsibility to take care of your dick of a sister as well as search for a way to help end her curse.
Speaking of bratty, some of the more noticeable effects of both her personality and/or the curse is she really doesn't like being covered up or hidden away, and will loudly start complaining if ignored somewhere out of view for too long. While (at first) she doesn't like being a penis, at no point does she have a shred of shame or embarrassment about her new body, which makes convincing her to cover up even more of a lost cause. And as a effect of the curse the longer she spends as a penis slowly but surely she will become more and more lustful and preoccupied with sexual matters.
As a bonus whiile people still react as you expect to a magical penis person when they first encounter your sister, with about a hour or so in her presence they just accept it for what it is.
Also no worries about pesky things like indecent exposure laws or whatever. Legal and bureaucratic stuff just looks the other way due to magic.

>I wish for a living/symbiotic condom that not only protected while feeling great, but also granted sexual boons while wearing.

>>11328611
Granted, you get a Venom symbiote... a very, VERY small one. Small enough to only bond with your penis, in fact. Bad news: it refuses to stay separated from you longer than a day, otherwise it risks starving to death. Good news: it can disguise itself as a regular condom, or even meld with your dick to make it looke like a good ol' naked cock - so don't worry about appearances.

Anyway, what does it do? Well, for starters I'll have you know that, by symbiote standards, yours is VERY mentally deficient: for comparison, if Eddie Brock's symbiote has human intelligence, *your* symbiote is basically a dumb dog. It can communicate telepathically with you, although just very simple concepts - so be careful when issuing it orders.
The symbiote possesses limited shapeshifting, as I already mentioned. Aside for disguising itself, it can also alter your penis in various ways, like making girthier or longer, getting it hard on command, or changing its shape. Yes, horsecock is indeed possible, as is "weird xenomorph-esque monster with lots of pointy teeth" if you want to REALLY get freaky. The symbiote also provides physical and sexual protection, plus it can contain (or eat) your semen to prevent unwanted pregnancies. Same goes for your waste.

Unfortunately, symbiotes of that kind require a steady diet of certain chemical substances to remain functional. Namely, adrenaline. Which can be achieved through fear, aggression, or simply lots of physical activity. So, huh, if you want to keep your magic living condom, you will have to provide in some way. Watch lots of scary movies. Do parkour and dash through traffic. Find a dominatrix. There are plenty of possibilities, but you'll have to do SOMETHING very different from being a couch potato.

>I wish I had the ability to take and give masculinity/femininity.

>>11329174
Granted! You may now siphon away, and pump masculinity/femininity into people. As a bonus, you will filter these traits and idealize them, making those you affect sexier as you affect them. These two traits are not mutually exclusive, but mixing the two at high amounts will often cause strange and unpredictable side effects, like the strongest, biggest titty tomboys you've ever seen, buff venus futa, bimbo bodied yet hung as fuck dickgirls, etc. A lack of either will leave cute androgynous looking people who will have the sex of whatever trait they have more of, but they can be magically "nullified" if enough of both is taken. They will not lose their libidos, but will not have any genitals to fuck, making them butt sluts. The "type" of masculinity or femininity will also transfer. It could be girly girl, femboy, or sexy slut femininity. Traits of the "donor" will be carried over. Sometimes things like freckles, a hair color, or unique traits like large nipples or distinctive genitals and holes will carry over (such as a donut like asshole)

You, of course, are going to be holding all of that as an intermediary until you unload it into someone else, and will lose whatever you give someone else. This means you'll often have to hold massive amounts of masculinity and femininity at a time, often leaving you some kind of freak if you want to do anything with your power. Did that girl have inverted nipples? With enough femininity, those become "fuckable" nipples. You'll reach "oversexed bimbo" status in no time. Grab some masculinity, too? Ok, now you're tall, strong, and have a massive, over-productive cock. Other strange developments are possible, such as gaining extra pairs of breasts from feminine overflow, dick nipples and such from conflicts of the "essences", or even on rare occasions, /d/ body types if you find JUST the round combination, even on accident. Drain something from an amputee, and mix that with submissive femininity? Possible fucknugget.

>>11329775
...But none of that is the actual paw.

The REAL fun part of all of this is that your "siphon" is like a cross between a garden hose full of kinks and a shower with shoddy plumbing. You could turn it on for a SECOND and unleash, or absorb, a torrent of something that was building up, or try to switch from masculine to feminine only for the stream to be unresponsive. You will never have the ability to stop or alter it on a dime. Additionally, anyone you target with this has a minimum of a one day cooldown before you can use your powers again. Things you recently absorbed also will not transfer to other people unless you've had them absorbed for at least a day, so if you end up as some freak, you can't just unload it all onto a bunch of strangers. You have to deal with your mistake. While it WILL work again after a day, the odds of freaky things happening are much higher the sooner you try again. Not that you'll ever have good control no matter how long you wait, but if you wait exactly a day, praying you'll get rid of those dick sucking lips, you could end up a flat femboy who still has them, or nullify yourself completely as you transfer femininity.

Oh, and if you go without using your powers for too long? Lust will start to consume your mind, until you lose the mental fortitude to resist the urge to, resulting in far more "impulsive" uses with freakier results.

Despite all of these flaws, a lot of people will still line up for your services. You can full on sex change people, and even if they walk away a futa or masculine amazon... a lot of people are into that. You'll build up some fame with the chaos you cause, which is good because you'll have a lot of defenders when you fuck up.

Eventually, you'll be approached by a porn company who wants to document your daily life, from losing yourself to lust, to accidentally giving TOO much as the person you gave your hung masculinity to inherits your lust and uses your androgenous form as a cocksleeve.

>>11329792
Alternatively, you could go full hentai villain with your powers, sowing chaos and gender bending people... but you'll be more of a joke villain who ends up being the one who gets fucked more than their victims. You could try swapping femininity and masculinity with a target to turn them into a girl, and yourself into SOMETHING with a dick to fuck them, only to end up a cute femboy, with them being some sort of muscle mommy who's too horny to NOT fuck you on the spot. You might try to nullify someone, only to find out they had more femininity/masculinity than you thought, be unable to stop the flow, and end up a hyper bimbo or have a dick too big to walk with, on top of existing traits you might have. Karma may also play a hand in things, such as making the girl you just drained femininity from, making flat and boyish, becoming MORE desirable due to being adorable. Flat is justice and all that... same with guys who are still desired after leaving them androgenous.

If it can blow up in your face, it will. You won't get into any actual trouble, but everyone will turn a blind eye to someone turning the tables on you if you were the one who started it.

And of course, you're not locked to either path. You can help some people, and try toying with others. Just remember, whenever you find out about a new freakish trait you can obtain... you brought this upon yourself.

...So why not enjoy it?

>I wish I was a cute girl with fun magical yuri shenanigans.

>>11325158
Granted!
You are an imp, one of the lowest classes of demons, but don't worry, you can work your way up. Currently you're about three feet tall with wide hips for your height. You dream of one day being a sexy succubus. You'll get there after you level up enough. Unfortunately, you just got summoned by some virgin incel devil-worshipper who wanted a familiar. He was hoping for a powerful demon, but he got you. You're now bound to him. Angry, this little skinny nerd ordered you to have sex with him. You went along with it for two reasons: you love sex, and you can change the body of anyone you have sex with. After he cummed inside of you, you turned him into a cute girl. He - I mean - she was not happy about that, and demanded you change her back. Because you changed him into a her, that gave you some more leeway in your summoning contract, so you said you'd do it if she could make her cum. So you had to give her a crash course in cunnilingus. With a bit of coaching, you think she could get better at it. After you came, you kept your word and changed her back into a guy.

After that, he tried to stay away from you, but you were bound to him. Plus, you'd learned a bit about pheromones in your succubus lessons. He couldn't stay away forever. Every time he had sex with you, you'd turn him into a girl. And then he'd have to do something embarrassing plus eat you out to get you to change her back. Personally, you think he'd be happier as a girl and are just waiting for him/her to realize that. Until then, you're getting some practice casting curses on his bullies, which he pays back with more cunnilingus. Your curses all tend towards feminizing. There are a lot of football players turned femboys at his school now.

>I wish I could get sexual satisfaction from studying.

>>11329960
Granted! I have taken the liberty of giving a protege of mine reality bending genie like powers, so long as she'll act as your private tutor. Yeah... she's from another world, one with monster girls and stuff, but she's very eager to learn and, with her genie powers, can prepare to teach you outside of your timestream. She can brush up on the history of your country and teach it back to you in what seem like mere seconds to you. Your study sessions will no longer have time limits either. As your tutor, she can use her powers any way she'd like so long as it's to tutor you... though she likes to stretch the meaning of "tutoring" quite a bit... I can't blame her, like I said, she's MY protege, she has a thing for subverting orders.

Her study style is very hands on. Instead of sitting you down and lecturing you, she does what she knows. Fieldwork. Oh, you think that'll be boring for math, grammar, and history? Not with reality bending magic it won't be. She's going to give you magic schoolbus esq journeys that require you to comprehend the subject of your choice... and given that she's a pervert, these are all going to be lewd, and yes, WILL involve sexual satisfaction as a reward for learning.

History? Oh, kings! How fun! You get to watch major events firsthand... as a daughter of his who is having sex in secret, as most royalty did. Your tutor will be your lover in a form to your liking, and you'll get to spy on your father as you explore exhibitionist tendencies, but oh no, you were caught! Quick, answer this pop quiz or you'll be locked up in the dungeon! With a chastity cage! While your tutor teases you! Er... that's not a reward, right? She can adjust it if she needs to.

Math? How about some escalating predicament bondage where the puzzles require real world applications in escaping fucking machines, such as the maximum length you can extend your legs to escape a one bar prison, even with your bindings?

You'll get rewards for retaining knowledge.

>>11330060
She might use her genie powers to let you keep a body you liked during a lesson, such as that princess? Something like Joan of Arc, but a more modern, cute tomboy aesthetic? Feeling more like being a cute boy? How about looking like Alcibiades? You only need to live a few days as him and learn a few lessons to "unlock" that body... and yes, it will involve debauchery between your legal duties, sometimes during... or you could be BORING and ask for traditionally attractive male bodies... these will cost more "points" for your tutor to grant them. Everyone will think you always looked like that.

But those are just tier one rewards. Remember how I said she's from another world? Once you start acing subjects from this world, she'll offer to use her powers to teach you about things like how Harpies court humans with male genitalia (you will get to experience this from both perspectives if you'd like), let you experience what it's like to be under a dominate person spell while aware (but forced to obey her) to learn about magic, experience polymorphs, and so much more! If you ace these too, you can return to your normal world as things like beastfolk or elves, so long as you're human "enough".

Next lesson is... programming? Oh! What if you were a cute android and you FELT the codes? You'd cum from efficient coding, and encountering bugs would leave you on the edge of climax until you fix them!

English? Well... surely a few additional, raunchy scenes can be added to the classics... oh, grammar, you mean? You can order your teacher around so long as you use proper grammar, but if you make a mistake, she gets to order YOU around until you go ten minutes without making one.

A SMALL side effect of this is becoming an actual slut for knowledge like she is due to being pavloved into getting off from studying... but that's not too bad, she turned out fine... right?

Do well enough, and I'll let her summon you into her world as her assistant.

>>11330065
...So long as you graduate with enviable scores. Just... try not to zone out or get horny when studying before a test without her. When I said you'd be Pavlov'd, you REALLY will be Pavlov'd.

>I wish I was a tall Brazillian Miku with a plump ass and nice bush, fluent in Portuguese.

>>11323620
Granted. You will become a chimera created for gangbangs, in the sense that you have been designed to have sex with as many people as possible. The base of your body was taken from a Centimanes, a kind of Greek giant with 50 heads and a hundred arms... and plenty of boobs as well. 200 to be exact, plus several udders, all big and milky thanks to many injections of cowgirl DNA. We also modified each of your heads' tongues, to make them long and prehensile like a frog girl's.

As for your lower body, we replaced it with a mixture of centipede's and giant snake's, making it super-long and fitting it with plenty of legs, allowing you to easily move around and even climb steep inclines, even when several of your legs are being used to hold onto several pre- I mean lovers. As a fortunate side effect, your centipede and centimanes DNA created an interesting mutation where each "segment" of your insectoid body has its own individual pussy and anus. Don't worry, we made sure you got the standard monstergirl package where you don't produce waste.
...Well, if we don't consider slime a "waste". See, I had the bright idea to add some slug DNA, to give all your holes unlimited lubrication. It also had the side effect of allowing you to mutate some or all your clits into fully-functional cocks. I know that you specifically asked to become a monster GIRL, but since your pic is also a dickgirl I figured that you wouldn't have minded some hermaphroditism.

All in all, between fellatios, paizuris, handjobs, vaginal and anal sex, I figured out that you should be able to handle around 600 people all at once. Probably more, if you get creative. There's probably a market for back-knee sex...
Only problem? Your size. I mean, let's be honest, any monster girl capable of fucking 500+ people at the same time must be big enough to fuck 500+ people at the same time, right? So, huh, forget being able to fit into a house. You're basically a small kaiju.

>>11330542
By the way, as a monstergirl, you have special legal protection that makes you immune to public indecency laws - and this protection extends to anyone you have sex with. So, if you want to have a mega-orgy in public, you are legally allowed to do that and get away with it scot-free. Property damage, however, is not covered, so watch out and try to not break stuff.

>I wish to live in an incestuous family where people vore each other.

>>11330068
Granted. Tomorrow morning, you wake up, hazy, disoriented, with a headache and with a curl of teal over your eyes, only to discover that you're a 7ft tall, teal haired teal eyed, curvy Brazilian Miku with a perfectly fluent Portuguese, living in your little cozy favela home. You're in fact, so surprised and disoriented by your new life, lack of knowledge of English, height and female body that you exit your home completely naked, much to the joy of your neighbours. It takes you about two dozen photos being taken of you by about 4 older men and about 20 something younger men playing football to realize your mistake, at which point you rush inside.
Now, you'll probably never realize this, but you're immune to aging and illnesses. And your natural hair colour is teal, so you won't need to re-dye your hair. And the only place below your eyelashes where you have hair is a bush, so as long as you don't get shot or drown or starve yourself to death, you should be fine.
Eventually, your headache subsides and you do manage to compose yourself, going through your house to find that you actually have a very sparse assortment of clothes. A mixture of bikinis, crop tops, shorts and slutty underwear being the whole sum of it. Picking the most modest clothing you can find for yourself (a revealing bikini, as the shorts and croptop somehow feel sluttier, you head outside to meet your neighbours, none of whom happen to know you.

>>11331751
You'll actually have a great time meeting people, both locals and tourists, as you'll soon discover that you're in the one favela that's actually safe and pretty, if run down and disorganized, with the only really present form of crime being sexual harassement, of which you'll be an regular victim of, about five or so times an hour, you'll find yourself slapped, pinched or groped, with the hands sometimes being as brave as to tear your clothes away or even attempt to slip into you.
The first day will be absolutely great, with it ending in you having a threesome with a local man and a cute blonde tourist woman on a beach. After that, you'll drag yourself home, prepare yourself a dinner from the last food in the fridge and then, finally, go to bed.
And that's when the hell begins.
The second day begins with you finding out that your fridge is empty and that you have no money. So, you put on your sluttiest clothes, go to a shop, stock your shopping cart and then try to flirt with a cashier, who turns you down.
"I need money." He says. And he's not the only one. Everyone wants money. Noone wants sexual services. So Miku needs to work.
Except, she has no car and there is no public transportation. So she can only really work at one place.
And that one place is a retail store owned by a old and prude woman.
And the working hours begin at 6 in the morning. And Miku needs a hour and a half to get there. So Miku is waking up at 4 in the morning and finishing work at 3 in the afternoon, then coming home at 4:30.
And worst of all, the old prude woman somehow hates you. Every time she sees you aren't working hard enough (you'll never be) she'll nag on you and threaten to fire you. And worst of all, you'll discover she lives a few hundred feet away from you and will nag and threaten to fire you every time she catches you having fun.
So yeah, Brazilian Miku needs to live in Brazil with the one bad job provider.

>I can't come up with anything, I'll post my request later

>>11331753
If you're going to take a raincheck on a grant, do it when there's wishes other than 3 piled up incest/amputee wishes and one yuri wish i can't think of a grant for.
If you don't come up with one soon, i will :v

>>11327872
Granted! Though I don't know how thought-out your wish was, given that, well, angels have wings and therefore have no problems moving around, even without any limbs. But I digress.

Yes, you will be a futa, and a cute one to boot, with a cock that is pretty big yet still fits in most pants... by stretching them out until they leave a permanent bulge... But still! And you will get a pair of guardian angels, Kera and Agis, pretty similar to the ones in your pic - complete with bondage gear and those pommel things at the end of their stubs. Obviously to them love, arousal and consensual sex aren't sins, so you can go to town on them all you like. Particularly Agis.

See, here's the thing: you asked for GUARDIAN angels. And these angels are skilled at, well, guarding you from threats. It just so happen that they tend to go a little bit overboard. Kera "of the Sword" is basically the epitome of the "if he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death" quote, being willing to pick a fight with more or less anything for even slight infractions - especially ones directed at you. And she has a reasonable chance to kick the average person's ass, to boot. You'll probably have to keep her on a leash and a muzzle when you're out in public. Likewise, she sees sex as a battle that is not fun if you aren't both exhausted and sweaty at the end of it. At the very least, in bed she won't attack you violently, but she WILL try to fuck you to exhaustion.
Meanwhile, her sister Agis "of the shield" is the kind of person that would literally jump in front of a speeding truck to save you. And she would like it. She's a complete masochist, which isn't helped by the fact that angels can't be killed through mundane means, which allows her to take immense amounts of punishment and remain alive. Most of the "threats" she'll "save" you from are just excuses, like how she'll slide right under your butt as you sit because something something preventing bad posture.

>>11332411
Worst case scenario, she'll try to eat you out in public. Best case, she'll suffocate under your ass and pass out, giving you some moments of peace. Honestly, she's fine with it either way.

Ah, one more thing... Since they're angels, and are technically doing their job of "protecting" you, people will instinctively understand that they are performing their divine duty. On one hand, this means that people will accept the fact that angels exist without question; likewise, they will tolerate most of their shenanigans, and will be generally accepting if you have sex with them in public. On the other hand, it also means that people usually will not interfere when your guardian angels engage in shenanigans because "it's their job to protect you". Even if that means letting Kera assault a guy and trying to suck his cock dry for the crime of making pervy comments about you. He can't sexually harass you if he's too passed out, right? ...What do you mean he was your "boyfriend"?

>I wish for the world getting invaded by boob angels.
Pic NOT necessarily related.

>>11332089
Ok.
>>11331753
I wish chastity cages and feminization were mandatory for all men and carried out by their female family/relatives.

>>11332413
Granted! The goddess of breasts is, frankly, bored and a little irritated of how everyone treats her creations in the mortal realm. Sure, the divine will stored in them has run a little dry in recent centuries, but that's no excuse to cover them up all the time... Oh well, maybe a little direct intervention might help.
Lactitia has given her whole cadre of angels a set of commands, and rewards, for fulfilling them during their field trip to the mortal realm.
First: "Remind men what the object of their worship should be. Depending on your success, you will be elevated in rank."
In effect, this gives angels carte blanche to do whatever they can think of to tempt men to the top-heavy side. An incorrigible ass man is the only sinner who cannot be forgiven. In exchange, they can move to higher choirs if they wish... which usually just means their wings, tits, and responsibilities get bigger.
Second: "Offer up your rosaries, and bless the women of the earth to become Nephilim. In exchange, their work in my name will be as yours."
The divine will stored in the breast of man (or more accurately, woman) does need topping up. All angels wear a rosary in their nipples, a double-ended set of beads which stores fragments of divine power. When removed, and worn in the chest of a mortal, this will transform them into a sort of demi-angel: a mortal woman with massive breasts, but with the soul of a mortal. Angels can bless as many people as they desire, and every time they gift a set of beads, a new one appears in their own chest. This is rapidly becoming a race, to turn the unforgivable men and all women into as many gargantuan-tittied half-angels and they can get their hands on! And every temptation they make, reminder of where worship should be directed, contributes to their originator's rank, and the size they can bestow...
The days after their arrival were... rather hectic, but after the first few nephilim were born very few needed any convincing beyond that.

>>11332525
Every angel is a little different, however, and their selves tend to manifest in their Nephilim 'offspring'. Some are hundreds of meters tall, as to bring destruction to the wicked, and their Nephilim typically gain a foot or three in height alongside their bustline. Some are the opposite, and their personalities all range between 'flustered chaste mess needing help taking out a rosary' or 'dommy mommy who knows what's best'. Up to you if you pretend to be an ass man for that sweet, sweet nephilim buff. After they try and convert you with paizuri, anyway.
>I wish it was common to have sexybits bigger than your body, common practice to use portal garments to leave them at home, and that i was a shortstack with a massive horse wang.

I wish I could cum from anal stimulation alone

>>11332425
Granted, but, in the confusion of universal feminization the world has forgotten what men look like, and who men are
Cruel and arbitrary reasoning has been used to "Lock up" over 80% of women, being effectively made into slaves for their mothers, aunts or further
Particularly powerful women will have enslaved their entire extended family
There exist men who have lawyered their way out of punishment(<1%), but you are not among them
>>11332542
You can
(Call me)

I wish to reincarnate into the bodies of my unborn male descendants upon death, in a way that does not include femdom or feminization

>>11329806
Granted... Although I think that your picture shows the *wrong* type of "magical girl". Instead of the fantasy spellcaster, I'll go with the anime type, all frilly costume and scepters and monster-of-the-week to defeat.

So. I've decided that you're gonna be in one of those sorta-harem animes where multiple love interests all gain a crush on the same protagonist, and the love drama revolves around who will be the chosen one, or whether there will be a harem ending. Because word of warning, the girls ARE going to fight each other to win you. The fact that they all have magic powers AND the fact that they still have to deal with the whole "saving the world" thing will not help.

I have decided that, to start, you're gonna get the attention of eight girls. All from the same magical team, which I decided will be themed after emotions. Here they are:
>Felicity
The hyperactive happy-go-lucky ball of sunshine. Too bad she's also kinda dumb - the kind of girl who doesn't get upset if you insult her because she doesn't even understand that she got insulted.
Power: toon physics, which basically means elastic body.
>Ai
The hopelessly romantic one, who daydreams of being swept up by a prince(ss) charming. Eats romance media like normal people drink water.
Power: magic arrow.
>Brava
The tomboy, although a better descriptor would be "the brick wall". Seriously, you could grind cheese on her abs. A bit of a ladykiller who enjoys having sweaty one-night stands with a side of play-bullying.
Power: physical prowess, primarily super-speed.
>Vidya
The nerd and strategist of the grouè. The one who gathers information. The one who everyone asks for advice. The one with a huge porn stash under the bed.
Power: electricity and telekinesis.
>Sheila
She can put a brave face as a magical girl, but that's only because she's masked up when transformed. When in her "civilian identity", she's a shy blubbering mess and a total virgin.
Power: fire.

>>11332734
>"Furiosa"
She's actually named Fiona, but she picked up a new name because of "that stupid orc movie". She's the kind of school delinquent that nonetheless does the right thing when the chips are down.
Power: animal control/summon.
>Phoebe
She never asked to be part of a magical girl team and fight monsters, and it shows. She's a nervous wreck who panics a lot... Which isn't helped by the fact that she has the highest raw power of the group.
Power: healing water.
>Marishka
The goth one who is perpetually tired of the rest of the team's bullshit. Coffeeholic and workaholic. Sometimes fantasizes about extreme bondage to either vent her frustration on a defenseless sub, or get some goddamn rest for herself.
Power: healing water.

And before you ask: yes, they CAN learn how to use their powers in... bed-friendly ways. Like, say, dickgirling someone by giving her a "magic arrow".

>I wish I had three wives: a snake girl, a frog girl and a slug girl.

>>11332788
Granted! You now have three loving monster wives. A confident and playful lamia, an awkard, boyish frog girl, and a calm, motherly slug girl, all very much like your picture related. They will love each other as much as they love you, forming a MOSTLY functioning harem, but...

Much like your picture, they will perpetually create a "Fox, hen, corn" problem. If all three are together, they balance out, but if you leave the lamia with the frog, since snakes eat frogs, she'll be dominant and tease her to no end, with her instinctively being submissive around her. The same deal happens with the frog girl and slug girl, with the slug girl acting submissive around her, with the boyish frog simply proving to be too much for her. While slugs don't eat snakes... your snake wife wouldn't know that, because her motherly energies are VERY effective at "correcting" the naughty snake, with the slug girl's slime and shocking strength allowing her to pin and dominate your snek wife.

These interactions are MOSTLY kinky and harmless, but they will frequently complain to you if you don't intervene, and the "fallout" of an unbalance in the power dynamic will usually involve one wife being so dominant, she turns into the harem master, able to use the wife she dominates as protection against who would normally dominate her.

Your involvement won't just be that of a peacekeeper though...

Each of your wives either wished for a partner of the same species... or as you have more recently started to suspect, the species they seem to have a fetish for, and enjoy dominating in your triangle. None of them will admit the real answer. You will shift between being a male (or futa) lamia with two dicks, cute frog monsterfolk with a prehensile tongue, and a hermaphrodite slug person. Your wife is too, and respects your sexuality in bed... though if she thinks you're into it, she will tease you about it.

This means every day, you will be a part of this triangle.

>>11323587
Granted, you are now Lille, and your mom is Lusamine. Yes, you're now a Pokémon character. Yes, you now have Gladion as a "brother". Yes, all three of you are futas, although Gladion is flat-chested and looks more boyish than you two, but still has both sets of genitals. Yes, the world you'll be thrown in will be a lewder version of Pokémon, with sex being a lot more common. Certain story events will be altered, though.

To make a long story short, your mother is at the head of a biogenetic megacorporation researching means to unite together Human and Pokémon genes, hopefully as a way to further improve and harmonize interactions between the two worlds.
...No, the paw does not involve bestiality, I swear. Instead, the Aether Foundation is trying to create biomodificatory items with temporary effects, like some sort of controlled mega-evolution for people. Ideally this is supposed to be a stepping stone towards true permanent hybridization, but that will take at least a couple centuries of research, so don't worry about that. Instead, you should worry about the fact that your mother has enlisted you and your sisbro as test subject because after all, you are her daughters and therefore have her perfect genes. Which is also why she's very into incest with you two: she finds you two very, very attractive. (Your mom is kinda a narcissist, in case you haven't noticed.)

Anyway, that's the whole gist of the paw: you being forced into trying out temporary TF items. The pic depicts one of the most successful ones, a potion that temporarily turns you into a group of hive-minded clones, based on the DNA of certain monsters such as Exeggcute and Alolan Dugtrio. The potion had to be recalled because it had the unfortunate side effect of turning the user's hair blonde. But still, aside for that, it was a complete success, and gangbanging your mom was pretty fun.

>>11332922
...Most of the time, however, the prototypes are... not exactly great. Like the Muk mod that just melted you into an amorphous, nearly-immobile pile of cum. Or that time your mom tried a Hatterene mod, and her hair attempted to rape everyone in the entire lab sector. The employees had to bring in heavy gardening equipment to solve the issue.
...Why yes, your mother DOES, in fact, offer herself as a test subject. She thinks her genes are perfect for testing, remember? So that's basically your life from now on, with your family of three futas being used as lab rats. You got the daughter/mother incest, and you definitely got the "fun"...

>I wish for something related to this pic.(I completely forgot the wish I originally intended to make when I saved this pic on my PC.)

>>11332918
Naturally, you will get along especially well with whichever wife you are the same species as in a day, but the wife who tops which species you are will be able to dominate and toy with you all the same, with you getting scaroused and submissive around them on an instinctual level. Whichever wife your current form tops will have to deal with having two natural predator doms that day, and will experience something that can be described as a sexual heaven or hell, depending on their mood when you ask.

They'll all still love you no matter what form you're in, but you'll have to figure out three different dynamics with each of them. That as a dom, as a sub, and as their own species, which can go either way. Hell, maybe you'll learn what makes them tick as a dom, and shift the scales, like acting more flirty and confident as a slug to make your frog wife blush, or learning how to be a "mommy" or "daddy" to keep your snake wife in check, even as a frog. Your slug wife seems to have a weakness for boyish partners... perhaps she finds them cute?

It'll be an uphill battle to overcome the existing dynamics between bodies by learning how to best act around each wife, and being dominated CERTAINLY doesn't feel bad... it's just a matter of "Do you want to fuck your wives, or have them fuck you?"

You can have kids, by the way, if you are the same species as a given wife... but if you knock up one wife, they'll ALL demand kids, forcing you to juggle three pregnant wives at once (you can be the mother while a slug, if you'd prefer)

You'll get a 30 year supply of anti pregnancy drugs, on me. Use it wisely.

>I wish I was a sexy magician girl who could use real magic

>>11332918
...What stops me from being submissive towards the wife I have the "advantage" against? For example, when I'm a lamia, what stops me from letting my frog-girl wife dominate me? You know, to teach her how to dominate snakes, and build her confidence against the lamia wife.

>>11333007
You can! It'll just have the consequence of her knowing how to dominate two wives if they don't adapt, making her the harem master over them, and you.

>>11333039
So here's my plan: lamia beats frog, frog beats slug, slug beats lamia, and all three wives beat me regardless of which form I take. None of the wives will become the "harem master" because they will balance each other out. And if one wife gets bullied by the other two, she can vent on my subby ass to regain her confidence.

>>11333442
This is acceptable. No one will be harem master, and you'll be the collective emotional support sub for everyone. You WILL get teased and even doted on for this, but something tells me you'll enjoy it...

Wasn't there a minotaur wish? I was typing up a grant but I don't see it anywhere anymore. Was it deleted alongside the second half of the grant from >>11332922?

>>11334539
Well, I remember most of it so...

>>11332927
Granted! If I'm not mistaken, that's a minotaur... so congrats! You, and a small harem of other cuties from antiquity will be transported to a massive magical labyrinth. You will get the body of a cute girl, or equally "vulnerable" boy if you'd like them in your wish, but if not, it will just be girls. This isn't just some boring dungeon, either. It's magical, a full on magical world that you start in the center of. Early parts of it where you all "spawn" are like a forest with branching paths, which can lead to peaceful swamps with glowing plants, alien jungles, glittering caverns that project the night sky, and much much more... but you aren't alone.

You are all tracked by a VERY horny minotaur. You're all extremely stretchy and won't DIE, but it's certainly pushing your limits. If he catches you, you will physically be unable to resist, and get fucked until you're on the verge of being mindbroken...

...And then respawn, in a new, random body. Random sex, too, if you chose for there to be cute boy victims as well. Congrats, you and everyone else is living in a sexual roguelike. The group will start small, but may expand as you find more people in the maze. They will respawn with you after you make contact, allowing for more organized expeditions.

Like your pic... You start off with a haughty, easily embarrassed, but deep down, soft hearted Egyptian girl who speaks a language you don't understand (much to her frustration), a shy, awkward "nerdy" girl who's REALLY into monsters, and enjoys being caught more than most... but is also a caring partner who gives good aftercare, as well as a shy, repressed blonde with a good head on her shoulders, but doesn't seem to know what she's into, and will blush at the idea of sex, and sex between girls alone, the first time you meet her. She's the smartest, but certainly the most curious of the group... she's fast to figure things out, as well as develop new fetishes.

>>11334761
Of course... they won't stay like that, due to the aforementioned respawn mechanics. The haughty egyptian could end up as a cute redhead futa or dickgirl, freckles and all, much to her dismay, the nerdy girl will blush at her own new bodies, finding all of them attractive, and the shy girl will become shy about the quirks of each new body she has, whether it be a large bust or a boyish chest, a motherly body or a youthful one, etc.

Of course, you have to get a "bad end" to be respawned. You and the rest of the girls, as well as anyone else you recruit, will have to set out on expeditions to find out how the maze works. The good news is your "spawn room" is fully customizable, and you can even find luxuries like beds, sex toys, and even magical windows, gardens, and possibly magical recordings of entertainment from your world. You have to find it in the dungeon first, though. It will be sent back once you touch it, but the things you all want the most will be in the riskiest places. Luxury bed for yuri? Behind a locked door in an open hallway. Better hope you can pick it open before the minotaur comes... Cute clothes or sex toys? In the middle of plant monsters that use aphrodisiacs. A crystal ball that can access your world's media? Behind a gauntlet of humiliating traps, curses, and tests.

However, you are safe at spawn, and the minotaur will only track you after you've been out of it for long enough. You may not re-enter it until you are caught, or find a rare room or item that allows you to bail (letting you keep your current body and items).

You'll find other things, like objects that affect the maze as a whole, such as an obelisk that can add or remove cute boys to the "pool" of possible bodies, learn about shortcuts to different areas, even if the maze is ever shifting, and of course, items that can help you... but they're all lewd, like the "harness of levitation", "armbinder of telekinesis", or "ball gag of stealth"

>>11334770
Yes, they are very hard to remove, but they are also necessary.

So just avoid the minotaur and hope you can find an exit, right? Well... it WAS one, but eventually, you'll find an old body that belonged to one of you, still alive, and likely, heavily pregnant. Ever wonder what happens to the "bad end" bodies? Well you can spawn new bodies, so why can't the minotaur?

Truth is, he's not evil. All of these former selves will seem happy, if a bit slutty and mindbroken, and almost always trying to trip you up so their "husband" or "children" can catch you and make the family bigger. Yes, they will have your memories, including that of how the maze works. It'll be weird meeting yourself like this, try not to think about it too hard.

Female and futa minotaurs will be born from failed runs as well, expanding the monster pool. Sometimes, you might not even lose to the minotaur, but another monster like a lewd flower, only to find that your old body has become an alraune. It's even possible for a futa body, either naturally spawned or from a curse you had on the run, could result in someone literally fucking themselves, and for you to end up with human tribes looking to make you a broodmother or fucktoy, setting even more lewd traps, or utilizing those the dungeon already has, such as willingly becoming oversexed or weaponizing things like water that turns you into a monster, or a crystal that makes you a fucknugget.

Every failed run will make this harder, though the dungeon DOES have a soft cap on "enemies". They're still there, they just can't find you as easily once you pass a point.

So... I leave you with a choice. One day, you and the rest WILL find an exit, but you will stop respawning, and live a "normal" life once you take it, as will the rest... or you may find the secret of the labyrinth that allows you to delay respawns, experiencing your kinky fates in their entirety, and becoming part of the dungeon, which will be bustling with new life...

>>11334779
>I wish for dominant, motherly futanari

>>11334781
Granted! Dominant, motherly futanari now exist. About 75% of all women aged 30-50 are now very well-endowed with foot+ long cocks and have more nurturing, maternal personalities.

However, these motherly futas can sometimes get a bit overbearing with their dommy mommy-ness. Workforces and political structures are upended pretty much overnight thanks to the power of futacock. Even the fiercest generals and world leaders find themselves on their knees for a proper ‘scolding’ after acting out of line.

And that’s to say nothing of how civilian life would change. Even if your own female relatives weren’t affected by the change, you’d almost certainly know others who were. Curfews would be in place in most cities and towns, broadcast on the news, featuring futa MILFs gently, yet firmly, informing the viewer, while no doubt getting sucked off by the anchorman under the table.

And if you manage to win the heart of one of these hung MILFs yourself? Well, hopefully you enjoy the ‘no fun allowed’ type of mothering, because it’s likely what you’ll get. We’re talking things like only an hour of vidya per day, no junk food, needing to be social/a normie. And if you’re a NEET? Expect a lot of badgering to get a job, or each day will have you facing some new form of ‘discipline’.

Though this could work out in your favor if you’re a glutton for ‘punishment’, which these futas will gladly give to you should you disobey. ‘Cleaning your dirty mouth’ with cock, or giving you a ‘spanking’ with her balls smacking your ass after a deep thrust. Her choice, really.

You could, hypothetically, manage to avoid some of these punishments if you wanted to. Maybe doing some chores, or letting her be especially motherly, like reading you a bedtime story, would help her warm up to you and hold back a bit on the punishments. Maybe.

Either way, the world has gotten a lot safer, but also a lot stricter, for better for for worse.

>>11334988
>I wish I had the ability to transform into an eldritch tentacle monster at will during the night like an alter ego, being able to naturally seduce and mindbreak anyone (women, femboys, futas, etc.) despite my grotesque form

>>11334990
Granted! Granted, there aren't any futas in the world, but that's a problem that you can (sorta) fix by yourself. But I digress.

So, the first part of the wish, you will get with no strings attached. At night (and you will instinctively know with an hour in advance when the "night" will begin or end), you will be able to transform into an eldritch tentacle monster. The "eldritch" part comes from the fact that you treat the rules of normal three-dimensional space more like an opinion: in simple terms, you can change size, teleport around for short distances, access an eldritch dimension for long-distance teleportation and "storing" your harem, and penetrate people in... unusual ways. Incidentally, the last one is the most direct way you can "seduce" people. Mindbreak? More like mindfuck.
Alternatively, you could try a more subtle approach. You know, appearing in the corner of your victim's eyes, whispering "dark secrets" (read: your weird sexual fantasies about them, but said in your tentacley language) in their ears, maybe start a cult. This method would be a lot slower, gradually corrupting their thoughts until they begin to develop feelings of lust towards you; but it's significantly safer. One thing I did not mention is that when you are a tentacle monster in "real space", you are still vulnerable to physical trauma, and enough of it can banish you to the eldritch dimension for some time. Said special dimension can only be accessed by beings who are sufficiently eldritch, like you or anyone you have sufficiently corrupted; so you CAN rape people into submission, but you'll have to do it in realspace, where you can be beaten up with a baseball bat.

>>11335619
So... Remember when I said that there's a lack of futas on Earth, but you can fix the problem? Well, here's the deal: your eldritchy influence? It's not just a mental corruption, but a means of physical reproduction. Essentially, the people you corrupt get "impregnated" with your essence, and reborn as eldritch, seductive, mind-breaking, tentacle-y monsters. The process' speed is highly variable from individual to individual: for example, someone could be turned into a futa in just a week, but take so slow transforming into a mass of tentacles, that they would need a hundred lives to do so. Others might become immediately overcome with lust the instant you show yourself to them, fully transforming into a gross mass of tentacles and eyes in minutes.
And yes, literally all of them, regardless of how grotesque their forms gets, will be able to seduce you. They won't be able to mindbreak you, but they sure will look attractive to you - the weirder, the better. If you indulge in your powers of seduction too much, you might end up being surrounded by various corrupted beings and be too horny to do anything except fuck them.

...At least, until the sun rises. Yeah, you thought I forgot that? During the day, you are forcibly retransformed into your human form (and booted out of the eldritch dimension, if you were inside). But the exact same thing applies to literally anyone you have corrupted. Tentacles? Gone. Futa cocks? Poofed away. Recursive vaginas? Nope. This will give you a moment to walk away from all the weird eldritchy horniness and clear out your thoughts. Until the next orgy...

>I wish to be a big fat dad (pic related) with a beautiful wife and an incestuous family.

>>11332573
Granted. I assume that this means that you want to be rebirthed by your one of your descendants. And you want to be male, without getting feminized? Okay.
So, here's the deal: you overflow with masculinity. Nut in a pussy without some kind of protection, and your sperms will rape that egg 'till it multiplies into a bunch of cells, and then rape those cells until THEY multiply, and so on and so forth. Basically what I'm traying to say is that any pregnancies you cause will develop very quickly, in a matter of days rather than months. Likewise, when you reincarnate as a fertilized ovum (it still counts as a male body, shut up), your innate masculinity will cause you to grow up very quickly: just a couple of weeks, and you'll grow up into a young adult, ready to be birthed again into the world. That same masculinity is also why your new "mother" will be at best neutral, at worst submissive towards you: she instinctively knows that you're the Dad of the bloodline, so to speak.

The only problem? Well, what happens if you get horny and nut (and adolescents are known for their spontaneous ejaculations) while you're inside the womb of one of your descendants, in the middle of your own "pregnancy"? ...I'll spare you the details, but basically you'll have to scrap your old ruined body, and start again from one of the ova you just fertilized. Seems like the difficulty of getting one pregnancy-reincarnation all the way to rebirth is directly correlated to the karma you had in your "past life", so there's that.

>I wish that it was common for people to wear huge poofy diapers.

>>11328350
Granted. Just for funsies, the girl is your twin - kinda like in your pic. There was some issue during the pregnancy, something about a prophecy of how one of the twins would become a killer, blah blah blah. Turns out that the fortune teller made a mistake and meant to say that one of the twins would become a LADYkiller, but by then your family had already used some supernatural rites to try to combat the "curse". Instead, they ended up cursing you two. Permanently.
Bottom line: you two only have one set of limbs. To share. To be more specific, the sister with the limbs can teleport some or all of said limbs to the limbless sister; this can be done at will, but also through pacts or bets. If your sister says something like "if you help me with my homework, I'll let you have the arms for a full week", that counts as a magically-binding contract, so if you help her you WILL get those arms.

...Getting CONTROL over those arms, though, will be another issue entirely. See, the curse counts "who is attached to which limb" and "who has primary control over which limb" as entirely separate issues. And unless a magic contract states otherwise, the sister who is NOT attached to a limb, gets primary control over that limb.
So, let's say that you have both arms and legs, while your sister is left a fucknugget. You can use those limbs just fine, but if your sister decides something, your limbs WILL react. You can try to fight it, but it will be an uphill battle. Your only hope would be to either neutralize your sister (fucking her into oblivion and unconsciousness is an option), or try to extract some kind of promise out of her so that she'll swear to not use the limbs against you.

They're good limbs, too. Aesthetically pleasing, toned, athletic, pretty strong, dexterous, and most of all, stupidly flexible. Seriously, you could plant the sole of your feet firmly on your face with just a little effort. They are excellent for massages, groping, masturbation... Oh dear.

>>11335622
>I wish for the ability to summon cum baths, specifying details such as the species the cum comes from, whether it's fertile or not, its consistency (from "watery" all the way to "quicksand-like molasses"), etc.

>>11335623
Granted, however; every time you do this with a specification in mind, it creates a new entity to fulfill that request. That is, the being that serves as your cock-faucet is spawned into the world and bound to you so it cannot die while you live. Over time, as any male would, they produce sperm and semen. So while you get to decide what they are the first time along with how close to orgasm they are, you will have to manually jerk them off getting different quantities/qualities.

Why not just keep making new ones? Because they only desire you. As their lust grows you can sense it, and they will seek you out to satisfy their needs with your body. In their nature, they cannot kill you, but that that could be worse if you find yourself being gang-banged by monsters with seemingly endless virility (which you yourself in a moment of blind horniness summoned).
So to prevent this from happening, you must summon them regularly to tend them. Regardless of where they are you can open a portal to have their cock come through like a glory hole. Once satisfied though, they will try to leave and go about their own interests, so if you want an army of thralls you'd have to work at keeping them locked up or making them the sorts of beings easily controlled (domestic animals in particular)

>>11335665
Oh yeah the wish part, I can never think of them
>I wish to double it and give it to the next person
(Whichever the next wish to get fulfilled should be twice as extreme in good and/or bad)

>>11335667
I wish I could easily cum from just anal like thg crazy intenseand long lasting repeatable orgasms like women get

Let me experience the feeling of having my brains fucked out and be left gaping

>>11332528
Granted, but I'm gonna cheat a bit... Okay, a LOT.

Let's start with the "common to have sexybits bigger than your body". First of all, it's not just "common", it's universal: EVERYONE has sexybits bigger than the rest of their bodies.
The second cheat is the "sexybits" part. "Sexybits" normally means genitals, butt and boobs; however, certain individuals have additional parts that qualify as "sexybits". Yes, this does in fact mean things like hyperfeet. (Not) Sorry about that.
Which leads us directly to the third point: the way this works, the total mass of a person's "sexybits" must always exceed the mass of the rest of their body. Which means that if a person just-so-happens to have a lot of sexybits (see: futas with a list of fetishes the size of a phone book), it will be quite easy for them to be bigger than the tiny remaining percentage of body that counts as "not sexy".

By the way, I'm gonna point out that hermaphrodites and a few other /d/ bodies do exist in your new world. For example, a woman who really loves cock might end up counting a penis as a "sexybit", meaning that a penis will grow out of her groin, making her a futa. But I digress.

You will get more or less the same body as the shortstack in your pic, but you can be a pure male instead of a futa, if you want. The horsecock is exactly as big as you're tall... when it's completely "flaccid" and you are completely unaroused. If you do get horny, though, your dick will begin to grow, and it will keep going as long as you stay aroused, until you hit your limit - read: you either orgasm or pass out for too much horny, which will cause your massive horsewang to shrink back to normal size. But just so you know, your record was three leagues (or 9 miles), No girth change, though, because I find the idea of this stupidly long anaconda dick snaking out of your house's windows and into the wilderness utterly hilarious.

>>11336721
Oh, but don't worry: while absurdly-huge cases like yours are rare, they do exist. So you will not be an isolated freak incident. People have kinda learned that sometimes, people's sexy bits are just gigantic.

Oh, and remember what you asked about portal garments? Well, they exist, and are pretty common. They are very simple: a pair of portals, what enters in one comes out of the other. The portals apply a spatial distortion effect, meaning that even if the portals themselves are relatively small, you can make huge things pass through them without even having to squeeze them through. If, for some reason, one of the portal garments is broken, everything caught in-between the two portals will quickly be shoved on one side - though it's a 50/50 chance which side you'll end up on. So, if your portal panties break for any reason, you might end up sucked inside the dimensional rift and be spat out back into your house. Remember: portals can be very stretchy, but the clothes/jewelry/whatever they're attached can be destroyed.

And that's without mentioning the possibility of someone entering your house and toying with your portal'led genitals while you're away. It's a surprisingly common crime/prank.

>I wish to be a boyslut who's infested with lewd worms. Pic related.

Why you niggers skip half the wishes

>>11336167
Granted! You are now an attractive girl, and while your pussy feels "nice"... you're a total buttslut who can't cum without touching it. You will never produce waste, tear, get hemorrhoids, or anything negative associated with butts. You can cum from anal alone, with waves of pleasure shooting through your body, causing you to shudder as if you came from a pussy. Despite your feminine form, I have given you a magical prostate.

...Or at least, that would be the direction of the grant had the person above you not doubled it.

Everything above is still true, only on top of all of that, you are a butt on both ends. Each one is as sensitive as the other. You will have your brains fucked out and be left gaping more than you imagined, since while you don't have a brain, your conscience resides in whatever ass you feel like it should, whichever you believe to be your "head". It being penetrated during feels like having your brains fucked.

Now, yes, you technically blind, you can't speak, and you're a total freak... but partially out of kindness, and mostly so you can see the consequences of your wish, you get some supernatural senses. You can "feel" what's around either butt, briefly have images of your surroundings appear in your mind's eye if you focus, and even without any mouth or nose, things that touch your holes will be tasted, and you will know what things around you smell like. In time, you will be able to piece together a very well mental image of what's around you, down to the color of the toys that are inside of you.

Ah, right... sex. You WILL still have human rights... but you have no way to make an income that isn't porn related. Luckily, you will be given a choice of "caretaker", though it'll mostly be their gender. Female, male, futa, and your "type". You will slowly become their sex pet. You may live with multiple people, perhaps a couple, but you will be even MORE of a sex pet to them if you do. However, you will be a spoiled sex pet.

>>11337038
Your owner will know what you love, and give it to you, often in excess to fuck with you, theorizing that somewhere, there is a human mind in those asses. When not being fucked or teased, you will probably be cuddled and groped lovingly, or given cozy plugs to keep you feeling warm inside.

You WILL be filmed and fucked for an online viewerbase to see to cover your living expenses, but it's not like they'll see your face or anything...

If you manage to keep your mind, you can try to keep dignity, tracing words with your toes, typing words out, tapping once for yes and two for no... you could invent a language between you and the soft hearted perverts who care for you... but since you want your brains fucked out, unless you have an iron will, you'll more likely turn into something more like an excitable dog, galloping over to them when you sense the door open, jumping in their lap, presenting, waiting for new toys to be used on you...

I hope the pleasure's worth it.

>I wish I was a sexy, mature dickgirl (full package, soft ass, no pussy) like those in Mogiki Hayami's works.

>>11336721
Oh, but don't worry: while absurdly-huge cases like yours are rare, they do exist. So you will not be an isolated freak incident. People have kinda learned that sometimes, people's sexy bits are just gigantic.

Oh, and remember what you asked about portal garments? Well, they exist, and are pretty common. They are very simple: a pair of portals, what enters in one comes out of the other. The portals apply a spatial distortion effect, meaning that even if the portals themselves are relatively small, you can make huge things pass through them without even having to squeeze them through. If, for some reason, one of the portal garments is broken, everything caught in-between the two portals will quickly be shoved on one side - though it's a 50/50 chance which side you'll end up on. So, if your portal panties break for any reason, you might end up sucked inside the dimensional rift and be spat out back into your house. Remember: portals can be very stretchy, but the clothes/jewelry/whatever they're attached can be destroyed.

And that's without mentioning the possibility of someone entering your house and toying with your portal'led genitals while you're away. It's a surprisingly common crime/prank.

>I wish to be a boyslut who's infested with lewd worms.

>>11335620
Granted! You are now a bbm with a dad bod and have a beautiful, loving, and kinky wife who, despite her appearance, is just as perverted as you. She got a wish too, and used hers to wish to be able to control variables in the births of those related to her, with the idea that she could prevent incest from taking a toll on the family, and even decide the sexes or bodytypes. One of said variables is also time, which she will use to expedite pregnancies. Your offspring will reach sexual maturity very quickly. Your wife will let you pick your children's sexes and bodytypes if you treat her right (it could be eating her out, or being rough with her, depending on the day)

You will have beautiful sons, daughters, and perhaps even an intersex kid or two, with appearances varying from femboys, to tall, strong girls, to bimbo esq.

However... it turns out Freud was right, and your kids will never grow out of attraction to you two. Furthermore, they are VERY hard to discipline. Clean your dick? They'll be into it. Spanking? That's a kink. Ground them? Yes daddy~ Denial? They'll think about you while they're pent up, learning to love it.

They'll intentionally step on your toes, knocking each other up to taunt you, a cute son or daughter may try topping you, a needy daughter may barge in as you fuck your wife, they might even set a trap and try to tie you up and fuck you, looking for a reaction.

You can be a FUN dad and play along with it, since, let's be real... you asked for this, but you'll never have control, unless you provide rewards for good behavior... as mature as your kids may be, they'll always be mommy's and daddy's boys/girls.

Every day, each one will develop a new kink, and just when you think you can't get any more perverted, a daughter of yours might cash in an "IOU" to see how many generations you can sire starting with her, or your wife might come to you, a fire in her loins, asking you to start a "perfect circle" with her.

>>11337686
>I wish for cozy amputee yuri

>>11332929
Wish bump

>>11337692
Granted but you can only cast spells if you cum from anal

>>11335621
Granted, but not for the reason you're thinking. There's a new std called Hyper Sexual Fluid Syndrome, or hsfs. It's not life-threatening, but it causes swelling of the genitals and constant expression of sexual fluids. Men with hsfs have testicles that vary in size of tennis balls to volleyballs and constantly leak pre-cum while women with hsfs have pussies that vary in size from softballs to basketballs and constantly leak vaginal fluids. There is currently no known cure or vaccine. Another symptom is that the infected are more horny and are more easily aroused. The genital swelling doesn't manifest until a few months after infection, while the increased horniness manifests right away. Newly infected people suddenly want more sex, but they don't know why. So they go have sex and spread the disease without even realizing it. Within a few months their genitals swell and they have to wear diapers to absorb all the fluids they are constantly leaking. At some point the body will defeat the infection and the person is no longer contagious, but by then the damage is done. How quickly their body fights off the infection limits how big the swelling gets. They never get less horny, so if you see a person walking down the street wearing a huge diaper, there's a huge chance that they're down for sex. You'd better hope they have fought of the infection, though. Unless you're into bug chasing.

>I wish for a loving halfling wife.

>>11332929
Granted. Now your magical capacity is tied directly to your breast size. You'll start with a-cups as you can barely cast the most basic cantrips, which will flatten completely when you spend all your mana. As you get more powerful and build up your mana capacity, your breasts will also grow. It'll be easy to know how much mana you have left since your breasts will shrink as you use it.

Now, this is going to be inconvenient, so let's give you a benefit: you have infinite potential mana capacity. Just as muscles have a practical limit to size, so does most people's mana capacity. I've lifted that on you, so your potential capacity is potentially unlimited. However, your breast size will continue to grow. To match the average magic user, your breasts will be the size of softballs. To match a graduate from a magical academy, your breasts will be the size of volleyballs. To match the capacity of an archmage, your breasts will exceed basketballs. To match the Great Sage, the greatest wizard who ever lived, your breasts will be the size of beach balls.

And remember, you can go beyond that. I'm sure you can come up with a spell to carry their weight. I look forward to seeing how big you get. How ambitious are you?

> I wish D&D classes existed in the real world, and I could become a cleric and get magic just for being religious.

>>11339000
Granted... sorta. I had to make quite a few changes to the class system, so bear with me for a sex.

First of all, I took the liberty of rebalancing the classes a bit, and adding a few extra classes such as Psion and Artificer. Consider it a sort of D&D 6th edition. Second, I also took the liberty to add a literal boatload of lewd perks, spells, and other stuff (dildo broadsword, anyone?). You'll understand why later.

Now, you asked to become a cleric, right? Well, becoming an Adventurer (aka anyone with a D&D class) requires you to perform short rite. Nothing fancy or dangerous or expensive, but it's required to ensure that only those who are willing can gain a character class. After that, you will get your first abilities, like competency with weapons and the ability to either heal or harm others. Yes, you will get magic spells, but WHICH spells you get are significantly determined by your god of choice. You are also required to at least somewhat follow your god's commandments (the "being religious" part), otherwise you risk losing your magic spells until you repent.

Now let's go to the meat of the problem: how to level up. See, Earth is a "mundane" world, and there are no native monsters to slay; so the only way you can get EXP - and therefore increase your level - is to battle other Adventurers. Winner gets EXP, loser is progressively brainwashed into becoming the winner's sex slave; both effects are tied to level difference, meaning that if a lv20 warrior trashes your lv1 ass, they will NOT get EXP, and you won't get any mental corruption (aside for, you know, the humiliation of getting your ass trashed).
This also means that there's plenty of Adventurers willing to hunt down other Adventurers (like you) in order to gain more power and more levels. Good luck!

>You know those "bullet men" thingies? Those metal drones with a dome helmet? I want to be a bullet-futa like pic related.

>>11339599
>>11339599
Jeez, this one was a rabbithole. Be glad this old genie is willing to research a fetish.
Granted! You are now in possession of a quicksilver helmet, made by some old coot of an asian alchemist hoping to achieve immortality. To a lesser extent, it did work: when it is worn, the user is slowly-- and pleasurably-- transmuted into quicksilver, from the neck down. The bad part is in order to make you immutable, your entire body has to be transformed into quicksilver. The last part to be transmuted is always the brain, fortunately, but it will 'kill' you until the helmet is removed. Unfortunately, though, unless you really trust somebody, I can't automatically make good on the futa part-- just not in the budget this year, I'm afraid. FORTUNATELY, if you do trust somebody, they can mold your body however you like! In this state, your body is essentially clay-- anyone can come up and start moving it around, adding more mercury, run off with some, etcetera. If you plan to use it in public-- be careful, someone might shuffle you some before they take off your helmet. Actually, the whole town might...
If you worry about their 'artistry' with your form-- the detransmutation process cleans up errors and asymmetry, and a little extra magic from me makes your head match your body automatically. Just in case you don't want the neckbeard look on your carefully crafted 4'11 futa shortstack body or something. But I can't protect you from what would happen if nobody took it off. It might be that you never wake again, a perverted statue overlooking a public place for eternity. Make sure you have a deal with someone local.

>I wish to be this bottom heavy ol(f) futa with a precum problem. Bonus points for balls that balloon in size.

>>11337690
Granted. I distinctly remember a grant a lot of time ago, where the wish-asker got a King Midas kind of deal, except that instead of turning things into gold, she instead gained the ability to make anything she touched soft and comfy. Well, unfortunately for you, your new girlfriend gained the same power. She ended up getting turned into a living pillow without arms nor legs, not realizing that her own power also works on herself. That didn't deter her for long, though: through a bit of flirting and a bit of bullshitting, she basically convinced you to snuggle with her and, well, you ended up being transformed into a cute girl, kinda like the one in your pic. You got lucky you got to keep your own limbs.
By the way, GF is naturally a big lesbian, although she can sometimes appreciate a cute femboy or two. Which directly factors into her powers, as sometimes her touch turns people into cute girls, or at least make them cutely feminine. Most of the time, though? Her powers gravitate more towards things like "plushie-like" and "pillowy".

Speaking of which, let's talk about your deal. You wanted, quote: "cozy amputee yuri", right? Well, you want it, and your GF wants it, and you got a magic way to try to get what you want. Just make your new girlfriend touch people, and roll the dice. If you're lucky, you'll get a new lesbian fucknugget to dote on and cuddle until she becomes convinced that this kind of life is actually quite comfy and nice. If you are UNlucky, your target might end up being transformed into a living plushie or a lesbian with limbs.
By the way, I should mention that your GF's power work on literally EVERYTHING, not just people. Ground? Welcome your new mattress. Mattress? Make it pinker, frillier, and around 300% softer. Pets? They become smaller and cute. Food? Usually it gains the consistency of pastry or dough, if it doesn't just turn into sweets.

>>11339754
GF is kinda torn between her thirst for yuri and her general laziness (I mean, when you're a pillowy fucknugget, you kinda fall into the passive role, am I right?), so she isn't excessively motivated into yurinizing the entire planet. You, on the other hand, will be torn between the temptation to yurinize the whole planet; and the possible inconvenience from, say, getting your Mortal Kombat X disc transformed into a modded version of Touhou Scarlet Weather Rhapsody.

>I wish to be frequently smooshed/trapped in-between giant boobs.

>>11330543
Wish bump.

>>11330543
Granted! You are now a cute, raven haired boy or girl (your choice) in an incestuous family with a loving mother and two sisters and a femboyish "brother" who seems unusually close to your mother... but you suffer from amnesia. All you know is that you came out of that woman who teases you and spoils her baby boy/girl, you've got a dominant, teasing, boyish sister, and an easily flustered girly sister, along with the girly boy who cares for you in an almost protective way... but will bottom for you gladly. You must also obey your mother. You aren't sure why, but even if you object, you'll find your body acting on its own. "Lick my asshole, hon~" is not a request, it is a demand.

One day, you'll probably notice the more submissive sister go missing, as your dominant sister grows milfier, and starts to only answer to "mommy" as her belly grows pregnant, and your mother treats her as a wife. A few weeks later... and you'll get a "new" sibling, a dickgirl (no pussy) who complains her mother "cheated" in a VERY familiar voice and manner...

Yes, your family will vore each other. Oral, anal, unbirth... whatever they can manage, but after the blissful reduction into their base elements, for whoever vored them? They'll be reborn from that person, hence, the incest. Men in the family will have a different method of this. Voring someone turns them into the next cumshot that will impregnate a family member. Whoever was the one who successfully vored gets to decide how the new one turns out... and much like you and your mother, they will be magically loyal to who vored them.

If you aren't careful, you'll end up vored too, and end up a cute daughter for your subbier sister, now with a cock, to rail, or an even cuter son or daughter for your brother to father. He USED to be your father, but then your mother swallowed him whole in his sleep, and made him her son.

Now vore isn't easy. Your bodies ARE all built for it, stretching and compressing entire human bodies...

>>11339909
...But they will always be tight fits, and they RARELY go down easy. Maybe if someone was tired of their role, and you smooth talked them into letting you be mommy or daddy for a change... but such a thing is VERY rare. Everyone knows everyone else is capable of this, and will be ready to resist. You can't force it. A full strength victim can make you cough them up, push them out of your pussy, or leave your ass sore and gaping. In addition... the fatigue from failed attempts almost guarantee that, whoever you tried to vore and become the parent of, will be able to turn the tables on you, voring you as you recover.

The secret is to weaken your family members, most commonly through sex. Sure, your sister MIGHT get suspicious that you're being so generous with oral, since she's getting tired faster than you are... but she might be too horny to care, deep down... or maybe she thinks she can still resist, and turn the tables on you? Maybe she's faking her fatigue? Maybe you grabbed your mother's underwear and made her chase you for them, tiring her out the old fashioned way... but remember, you have to do as she says (if you can hear her).

You can also form alliances to vore people for the fun of it, teaming up on people or letting someone vore you if your former mother can vore you right after, leaving you siblings with them... though some siblings may break their word in a bid for power.

Your mother won't be your mother for long. Eventually, one of your siblings will replace her, and she'll be one of your siblings. Yes, you can knock up, or be knocked up by siblings, and the resulting kids will age supernaturally fast... but they'll just be more competition, inherently knowing how the "game" works. They will initially have to obey you as a parent, but if they catch you by surprise, it's over.

...Though maybe you'll find fun in being a "loser" in this game...

>I wish I was a cute girl sharing a saphic sex life with a loving, doting futanari mother

>>11338996
A man/woman after my own heart.
Granted.

However to first meet and then fall in love with her you must go on a grand adventure delving into a dungeon that is as sexy as it is dangerous and find a way to defeat the tentacle rape monster before it gets done fucking the dragon that was the boss of the dungeon to madness and turns it's embrace over to your love to be.
Can you clear the dungeon in time to rescue the cute halfling before she gets driven to madness from over stimulation, or will you be broken or watch her be broken before your eyes?

(I am almost certain something similar is the plot to a existing game but whatever)

>I wish I had a charm that when worn produces a aura of sexual disinhibition to women in a reasonable radius. And that said aura had a mild health and welfare effect that heals/prevents sexual issues from STDs and trama, all the way to chafing or bruised knees from doing doggy on carpet

>>11337042
>I wish I was a sexy, mature dickgirl (full package, soft ass, no pussy) like those in Mogiki Hayami's works.

Granted!

Right where you stand, sit, or whatever as you read this, your body is rapidly altered to conform to your wish. You are now a beautiful, penised woman just like this artist's regular subjects. Your form is an exact recreation of picrel, in fact. You are a shapely, slightly flustered 40something year old japanese woman with a dick and balls.

Despite this radical physical change, nothing else in your life or reality has been changed to fit. You may find yourself struggling if and how you want to try to convince people you are, in fact, you, but (un)fortunately, the next few steps in this process have already been made for you. You will decide to ditch the old and move onto a new life. Despite expectation, this will come without challenge. Within days, you will find yourself temporarily arranged in a cheap motel. With some time alone, though, the extent of your transformation begins to come to light.

In the multiple hours since you acquired your new body, you've maintained a minimum level of... well, "hot and bothered". Your body hasn't stopped sweating, however lightly, and your new-ish appendage has never been below a half-chub. As you've explored your body, caressing your large, soft ass, feeling the natural heft of your bust, using your new equipment to its fullest extent (alone, at least), you haven't been able to clear the mental haze set on by slight arousal.

>>11340332
Your form is an /exact/ recreation of that picrel. With some liberties taken, you are the dickgirl in the picture, exactly as she is depicted. Your arousal is permanent: your heartrate and breath are slightly elevated, your body is always slightly sweating, and you're constantly semi-erect. While you are able to change your wardrobe, you'll find yourself inexplicable most comfortable in just a tank top and panties, just like the picture. Even more, your grasp on English is deteriorating. If it's any consolation, it hasn't abandoned you completely, so if you want to begin to make your way out of wherever you live, you just might be able to do so with your phone as a translator.

Beyond that, you're on your own. You're free! You got the body you asked for and all it cost was your old, surely boring, life. You could stay where you're at, try to find a job. Looking the way you do, you may be predisposed to sex work, but I'm sure you could manage a simple blue collar job if you really set your mind to it. Or you could try to go wherever the hell they speak Japanese, as it's now the only language in which you're actually fluent. I'm sure there's plenty of people out there willing to help a nice older woman that's got a nice surprise between her legs.

>I wish to be feminized in humiliating fashion through heavy surgical alteration.

>>11340116
Granted! You now have a magical band that will turn into whatever accessory would fit its location on the body best. Neck? Cute choker. Dick? Cockring. Finger? Ring. Hair? Hairband. However, it will always look slutty, even before it's worn and details itself. It is indestructible, and you can never lose it, but whenever you forget where it is, it will reappear by latching onto you if you, say, reach into a drawer or absentmindedly reach for another garment. It cannot be taken off until the wearer's sexual desires are sufficiently met, during their afterglow.

The charm will also grant the wearer, and those around them, good health, and immunity to disease, infection, tearing, bruising, etc, and even grant mental and age related benefits, making older women look like proper milfs. The radius is semi random, but will always have a "sense" for what'd be hottest. If might only encompass a room, hot boxing you and the women inside with arousal, or extend around street corners or paths in a park and make a walk MUCH more interesting.

Women caught in the radius will give into their base desires, and act on them, even if they are aware of what's happening. As an addition, women will also become bi and more open to other fetishes to REALLY make sparks fly. Sure, they might blush when they get on all fours and bark for you, or pout when you tease them for calling you daddy, but they can't help it.

However, I have a policy of "Do onto others as you would have them do onto you"...

Whenever the charm is in use, whether you or someone else is wearing it, you will become a woman of some kind, often determined by what would be deemed "hottest" by the charm. It could make you fit in with the college qts you're seducing, it could make you a gym bunny if you're going after fit girls, it might make you milfy if you pull it out somewhere classy. And yes, it can be used as a cockring. In this case, you MAY keep your cock, but for the purposes of the charm, be a woman.

>>11339738
Granted. But your "precum problem" is not that you leak copious amounts of pre every time you get mildly aroused... Okay, you DO leak copious amounts of pre every time you get mildly aroused. But that's not the issue.
The issue is that your pre isn't a slightly-viscous watery fluid like normal people's pre. For some inexplicable and unknowable reason (I couldn't think of anything better), your pre tends to come out in the form of big floating bubbles, like some sort of really perverse chewing-gum maniac. Said bubbles tend to be surprisingly sturdy and hard to pop, at least until they deteriorate over time.

I want to be immediately clear about one thing: you will NOT get into trouble for nutting your splooge everywhere, or sporting a huge erection tenting your skirt, or any sex-related issue. With all these /d/eviant wishes going around, society has more or less given up, legalizing "indecent exposure" worldwide. No, the problem is that your pre-bubbles are, frankly, ridiculous. I mean, you nut balloons like a clown in an orgy - who is gonna take that seriously? Nobody, that's who. Anyone who watches it happen will find it hilarious, but most importantly, they will not be able to get in the mood for sex for weeks if not months. You can kiss your sex life goodbye.
There's an obvious solution: block your urethra so that the pre-balloons can't come out. This would also have the extra benefit that all that pre would remain inside your balls and inflate them over time - which is a lot more respectable and accepted than the whole bubble thing. And if you pre-nut inside someone? Well, as long as the pre stays inside of them, there is no problem, right? Out of sight, out of mind. Just pound them hard enough that they won't be able to feel you cumming a string of anal beads inside their buttholes...

>I wish to be the Gold Fairy, fairy of gold.

>>11340463
You could be a full packaged futa, you could be a dickgirl like the wish above, you could just be a straight up girl if the charm decides to fuck with you, instead turning into a clit piercing, even if you wore it on your cock. And as a woman... you, too, will be subject to the aura.

Like I said, you can be aware of it, and even play coy, acting like you aren't into whatever you are, very clearly, into as you walk up to another woman to indulge. Do you want a mommy? Do you want to be dominated and sat on? Your body will start making that clear before you even realize you're leaning face first into the ass of the woman in front of you, or wrapping your lips around the nipple of a hot milf.

Oh, and don't think about trying to be outside of the radius. Like I said, you can't lose it. It'll find YOU when you least expect it, and attach itself to you. And just like anyone else who wears it... it won't come off until you're sexually satisfied, whatever fetishes you may have wanted to indulge in at the time of putting it on, or being near someone wearing it. Whoever wears it will tend to be the center of attention, though since it's very clearly slutty, it's gonna be hard to make other people wear it (unless they're already horny).

You don't fully "turn back" after using it, either. You might get your package back once it's off, if you were lacking it, but still visibly be a dickgirl milf or cute futa, slowly returning to your old form the longer you don't use it...

...But that won't be very long. Repeated use will just leave you with back to back transformations, and your victims? Kinkier and natures, though they will know how to hide it when not affected.

But hey, at least you get all of the health benefits too, which will be nice when you're one of the women turned sex fiends by the charm. You might make some new friends too. It's not like you can take advantage of them anymore than they can take advantage of you.

...Unless they're a guy. Use it wisely.

>>11340474
>I wish to be a skilled fleshcrafter

>>11340465
Granted! You are now a cute, lewd fairy made of living gold! You may sculpt yourself to your liking before you hop into your new body, gold is malleable, after all, and you are a master of it.

...And once you're in your body, you'll notice that you have trouble moving. At all. Gold may be malleable... but it's also very hard and heavy. Sure, being LIVING gold, your senses still work (especially touch), but you'll still be in a suggestive pose from "character creation", posing lewdly with your legs spread, carefully sculpted pussy, ass, and breasts on display... I'll be nice and say your eyes were open before I sent you into the statue like body so you can see, but you will have a "fuck me" expression. You are also small, being a fairy, under half the size of a human, smaller if you reshape yourself again... but you need to move to do that. Don't worry TOO hard, this isn't the end for you.

I'll place you where someone your type, who finds you attractive, will find you, whether they're a nerdy girl or a cute boy, and they will feel compelled to rub your "craftsmanship". You can grow warm from this, being technically alive, and this may drive your owner to get creative with you. You would feel good with a golden limb inside of them...

And this is where you get to FINALLY use your powers. While you must ALWAYS be at least PARTIALLY gold, you can "unload" your curse onto people who touch you. You'll gain telepathy with people who you turn to living gold, and can even pose and sculpt them in lewd ways, or even shrink them, and possibly turning THEM into gold fairies if they're into it.

The limitation is that you can't turn ALL of them into gold, and it only makes PART of you mobile again. You could do pic related to a girl, and find yourself able to talk again, cumming from built up pleasure as your torso turns to flesh once more, only for your limbs to remain stuck. You'll can sculpt whatever part of you you can reach with your mouth like this, I guess...

>>11340509
Or maybe you petrified a cute boy? He might end up with a fleshy head, but be stuck in a lewd pose with a gold lower body, a forever hard cock, unable to cum, there to service you. And you? You might get your limbs to be fleshy again this time... only for your head to be solid gold, stuck in the same expression and unable to speak, and your wings weighing you down. You can sculpt like this, but you can ONLY sculpt gold, and you can't make anything NOT gold.

You'll only be a hair less vulnerable than your victims. Luckily, or unluckily, depending on who you ask, people who have not been affected by your trickery will see your victims as lewd statues, even if they have a mouth that can speak. However, they will also view you this way, and see nothing wrong with using a fairy sized onahole they found laying by a statue that looks a LOT like their friend... and when they touch you, you can curse them too.

Thing is, your curses are temporary and have a cooldown if the target is unwilling, which they will be until you REALLY start to plant a fetish in them. Even if they're into it, they might decide they want to turn back after a bit, and do so. Whenever someone changes back, you will temporarily have the consistency of flesh and blood as your gold "re-hardens" letting them fuck, tease, and pose you how they want. You could end up a golden cocksleeve, dildo, have your face pressed into your own pussy, and be like that when you harden, until your "cooldown" for a target is over, or you find a new target.

People will grow to like you in a "Dumbass fairy" way, teasing and bullying you, treating you like a nuisance, but secretly holding a soft spot for you. Otherwise, they'd just throw you out. Maybe one day you can make them gold fairies too...

It won't make you more mobile, but you can transfer gold to victims remotely through your "sisters". Only one of you needs to touch someone to free up an arm or a leg... or a cunt...

>I wish to be a cute conjoined girl

>>11336729
Granted! You are now a cute boyslut full of lewd worms, modifying your body to be stretchy, lewd, and slutty, with a fatter ass and more fuckable holes. They just kinda spontaneously generate and fade, "maintaining" you and stimulating you whenever they feel like it. Breaking you in sexually benefits them as well. They know to hide in public (but may tease you), and will continue to make you a perfect boyslut when they have privacy. Over time, you'll start to feel what they feel, physically, emotionally, and carnally, as if they were an extension of yourself. You may grab one, only for it to feel like you're grabbing your own cock. This creates a feedback loop, and makes you question if you're the boy, or the parasites.

Like most parasites, it wants to spread. The worms will deny you orgasm, as if holding the valve shut, forcing you to seek other partners, but they will ALSO brainfuck you into being charismatic and charming, sorta like that one Futurama episode. Just brace yourself for what happens when you land a partner in bed...

During sex, a worm will use your cock to slip deep inside of them, and start a colony in them as well... but when they do, you may open your eyes and find that you're looking down at the body you were just fucking, or being fucked by. You won't stop feeling the body you wished for if you focus on it, and you'll even have a new voice in your head, one that sounds like your previous partner, and it'll sound something like "What the FUCK did you do?"

Congrats, you achieved symbiosis with the worms, and have become a hivemind. Anyone you spread to will become a part of it, and you can "focus" on different bodies to get the most out of it, since "being everyone all at once" will break your brain.

There's a slight problem, though. You're not quite a "true" hivemind. The worms still have their desires, you have yours, and even the people you infect will still be themselves, even if they're forced to keep this secret.

>>11340566
What are they going to do, go to the cops? And risk getting dissected? Nope, they're in this boat with you now, with their own worms, sculpting their bodies, telling THEM to infect other people. But they CAN exercise enough free will to get back at you. As an imperfect hivemind, they can still use willpower to take over whatever body you aren't using, and dominate you with it. The worms might even be on board with it, with your own immobilizing you. They have agreed that it is "fair", and "pretty hot".

You and those you spread them to will infect more and more people, and while it seems like women can be used as broodmothers, the modifications made to your body weren't for nothing. You no longer produce waste, your parts were converted to incubate new tentacle parasites as well. You WILL feel the intensity of everyone else who's filled up, and as patient 0, you'll become fucked up the fastest, but at least you're not alone... even if being patient 0 also means most other people take their sexual frustrations out on you...

>I wish I was Hiiragi Utena like girl with the power to lewdly (and often humiliatingly) transform other girls, magical or not, and give myself the equipment to better enjoy them if I so desire.

>>11340476
Granted, and I will resist my urge to write VtM references.

Instead you instantly gain the arcane mysterious knowledge to be a master fleshcrafter. The bodies beneath your hands are only limited by your imagination in form and function.
However there is a catch. One that is a slow burn in the back of your psyche.
For the more and more you mold flesh slowly but surely you come to understand its inherent weaknesses. For awhile you try to modify around them, to fix them by some combination of shaping the flesh to make it better. But as time goes by the weaknesses of flesh begin to disgust you. You begin to crave the strength and certainty of steel. You begin including more and more artificial and mechanical parts in your flesh crafted creations and experimenting. Eventually biomechanical horrors become the highest form of beauty to you and the synthesis of flesh and steel becomes the highest height of your art.
Though such a fate can be staved off with moderation both in amount and magnitude of your power use as well as only changing consenting adults.
Making big changes often especially to the nonconsenting accelerates the mental metamorphosis.

(Avoided one table top game only to reference another, obviously I need to pick up a lore rich hentai game, lol)

>I wish to be the male equivalent to a holy temple prostitute who glorifes my cult by serving/pleasuring women

>>11340333
Granted
You gain the attention of a eccentric rich person (who's gender is whatever you prefer) that has taken a special interest in you in particular.
They make you a offer you for "reasons" didn't refuse. You do certain things while they watch for their own gratification. Then get a upgrade to your lifestyle in some way.
They start out small. Attending classes in manners with them watching, but they seem to be teaching you proper lady like manners instead of that of a gentleman. After which you were gifted a charming set of diamond earnings. Bit dainty but still quite fancy. Oh, but you don't have your ears pieced. That just won't do. How can you appreciate such a generous gift.
And from there things escalate and snowball.
Some sort of increasingly humiliating task, followed by a grand reward, but that reward comes with the catch of some sort of physical alteration to make you more suitable for the gift.
That said the main down side is the fact that these bodily modifications are surgical in nature rather then magical or something. So things like recovery times, pain, occasional complications, and other such real world issues arise. It isn't waving a wand and you now have shapely hips and big fake boobs. It's getting put under the knife and then spending sometimes weeks healing, mostly for the benefit of your patron ogling you and enjoying your slow transformation from masculine to basically a bimbo. That said they spare no expense in ensuring that you only get the best, and would never risk your life with some shoddy hack of a doctor. While not supernaturally good, they are always the very best in their field for whatever you are getting done, and the results are about as decent as can be expected from such surgeries in the real world given the starting and end points.

>I wish to have a way with words, a fantastic flirt, a super seducer, a cunning linguist, a charming chatter, a god of game, a master of macking, etc.