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Anonymous No.535276817
basically, if you play kezan, I'm going to ask you how your day is, go on long inconvenient quest chains with you if you don't mind the company, and summon you for only as much silver as I need to pay the other 2 randos to click.
/d/ - Monkey's Paw Thread XXXVII: Unsexy Dragon Edition
Anonymous No.11344574
>>11344565
People might make fun of you, and she'll curse them to be short, or maybe they'll make fun of her and she'll give them goat features, like satyrs. People will react to these changes, but will have a mental block to prevent them from understanding "She's a witch" unless it cannot be denied any longer... and I mean that in a literal sense. If she has an accident, you have to bullshit people to get the heat off of her. Did she try to summon a horse to go to the store? "What, you've never seen a horse before? Where'd she get it? A farm, duh." Did she try paying with gold? "Are you going to just sit there or are you going to make change?" Did she turn someone else into a goat monster? "It's normal for people to look like that, just look at my lovely wife."

She tends to be clingy and hold you a lot when nervous because of your ability to guide her... so yes, she is cuddly, in the bedroom and out. Sure, she WILL stand up for you, but you'll have to stand up for her when it's your turn. Ever see a six food goat woman try to hide behind an under 5 ft guy? Cute as hell.

>I wish I was a harpy with some kind of magical aptitude