Thread 535258638

troondle filth off the op!


>Recent News
UPDATE YOUR LAUNCHER AHHHHHHHHHH
RELAUNCH THIS WEEKEND. TURDLES LOST.
STRESS TEST TOMORROW.
CLIENT GOT ROLLED BACK TO 3464 = WIPE IMMINENT
Ascension bought, accounts were migrated.
Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.
>https://ascension.gg/

>What is Project Epoch?
A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.
>1500+ New quests
>2000+ New creatures
>2000+ New items
>And more!

For more info read their website
>https://www.project-epoch.net/
>Guilds
>Gurubashi
Alliance
Alliance


Previous Thread:
>>535230853

First for gvrv

>Things are on course for open testing late tomorrow

what timezone?

Pochie status????

>>535258756
Korean Timezone.

>>535258638 (OP)
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!! My "champion" is arising!

>>535258756
Arabian Standard Time (GMT+3)

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

Sex with femgnomes.

>>535258792
FANTASTIC

>>535258638 (OP)
Lolimane Naizuri

I WILL NEVER WEAR SHOES

>>535258638 (OP)
Imagine her on BBC+

Convince me to play Holy Paladin on Epoch. it looks boring as shit, but I like Paladins

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

>>535259312
undead paladin

There's definitely a lot of ass hurt people that left because ascension is hosting, but they'll be back as soon as the server is up

Did Ascension ever answer why their launcher needs admin privileges, yet no other private server launchers or retail server launchers do?

POCHIE WEEKEND
TRVST THE PLVN

>>535259161
>OOOOOH FUGGGG A GOUGAR :DDD

>>535259416
don't worry about it haha ;)

>>535259386
nah, I'm already making an Undead Warrior. holy paladin would be alliance something

can someone explain to me why they think the servers are going to be wiped? the wipe only is referred to the stress test and the back patch is basically 10 mins

is it just wipecucks being retarded again?

>>535259406
Seems like the have already started returning

>What if we made a classic+ server where we reworked beloved dungeons like deadmines instead of adding new ones
Absolutely retarded

>>535259608
>194,538 people minimum waiting to play epoch
holy fuck

>>535259416
>launcher needs admin privileges
nothing sus to see here please move along
eyes forward

>>535259590
They clearly said the test was fresh and wouldn't save, idk what they're on about. something something brown skin iunno.

come home White man

epoch lost, wpsg lost, classic anniversary is winning:
>true server longevity and stability all the way into wrath
>no custom meme server bullshit
>original class balance
>forced faction balance
>gdkp banned
>TBC in december

>>535259590
>is it just X being retarded again?
every time you ask this the answer is yes

ah yes the new mods and helpers, blue bar and puke green bar

>>535259406
I think it was because people were on edge, expecting the servers to go up any minute, but now people know they don't have to keep spamming the log in

>>535259416
Giving kernel access to a private server launcher makes my cock hard.

>>535259416
It didn't ask me for admin privileges when I launched it.

>>>/gif/29295220

This is me waiting for epoch if you even care...

>>535259876
perks of retail:

>doesn't require granting fucking admin access to run
>no gdkp

unperks of retail:
>bots everywhere despite gdkp ban
>please select bodytype 1 or bodytype 2

>>535260150
buddy, we can see the uncensored names just fine in our own clients
the server is public

>>535260195
my gurubashi healer

>>535260150
you have a computer virus

>>535259876
>bots
>teleport hacks
>vanilla is over already
>hyperinflated economy
No thanks.

>>535260195
>>>/gif/29297215
This is you and me waiting for gurupochie......

>>535260150
I think your computer has AIDs

>>535260192
>It didn't ask me for admin privileges when I launched it.
It doesn't even ask, it just takes admin privileges.

Look at the launch icon anon, if the symbol is in the corner then Ascension has more access to your pc than you do.

why are tranoids like this?

>>535256362
>oyyy veeyyyy how dare you take fish from the chosen people
all the fish in the sea do not belong to you. seethe harder, kike

pochie...soon

>>535259416
kek
bur even

this seems really sus...

>>535260480
I LAUNCHED THE ASCENSION LAUNCHER AND KATOTES FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>535260480
Well I'm a NEET and don't even have a bank account so idc basically. Gonna look at my porn collection? Gonna install a bitcoin miner? I'll notice the latter.

why did they remove Ross from moderator but not altered or wilbur. this isnt fair

>>535260654
>join gurubashi or a bg
>kill some scrub repeatedly
>turns out it was staff or a friend of staff
>suddenly there's cp on your pc and the cops are knocking at your door

Have fun on Ascension!

You know you guys could bypass this entire thing if one of you just put the downloaded files onto a google drive. You don't need the launcher to login.

>>535258638 (OP)
Cuteee

>>535260873
well ascension existed for years now, do you have proof of this happening

Why are you guys so scared of the launcher? I really don't get it.

>>535260626
If you want true sus check the discord's help channel. They ignore questions about why Ascension's launcher requires admin access, and ban if you keep asking.

why is this kinda cool
https://youtu.be/ewPRGVlQ5fY

>>535260873
Take your meds, schizo retard

>>535261074
They're tech midwits.

legion remix when
blizzard classic+ when

>>535259416
No I don't think so.
If youre going to run this trash, do it in a flatpak on Linux or a windows install you don't have anything on

>>535261074
>I've kept my front door unlocked for years and a gang of niggers has yet to walk in and take everything, therefore it's impossible

>>535260626
You're brown.

>>535261194
>retoilet level scaling

>>535261331
post hands

>>535261325
>living within 100km of niggers
America problems lol lmao jej

>>535261074
Dont think you get it bud

>>535261373
I don't know what that means

>>535261325
I think you're paranoid

>>535261074
>heh heh uh guys please stop worrying about the launcher requiring admin access
>guys guys there's nothing to see here please stop talking about it!!!!
>like who cares if a criminal syndicate requires admin access when no other private or retail WoW server does lol ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

>>535260386
Fuck you succubus, 12 day nofap streak just got replaced with shame and regret.

>>535261561
>superwow.dll

turtlefags will grasp at any straw jesus man

ACK

am I rolling warrior or rouge on guru?

>>535260654
>don't even have a bank account
based

The bank just kept taking "maintenance fees" from my account, which I wasn't even using. Eventually I just said fuck them, now I just have a bunch of cash in my house

>>535261915
>turtlewow is almost as invasive as Ascension is

I don't think this is the win you think it is.

>>535260242
very nice lips

>>535261971
But why roll horde?
I'd go rogue to be a dingus in open world PvP

>>535262216
I've always went horde its comfy. rog it is

vibe check?

>>535262216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>>535262362
Vibes were immaculate but after seeing evidence of bans over asking why ascension requires admin access I'm thinking of giving up.

You guys really know how to rain on parades huh. Fuck man it's almost fall and I have nothing to play.

>people in Turtle randomly start linking thunderfury in chat
nice bro, it only took you 7 years

immaculate poochie experience soon

>>535262461
the only one posting about bans is you, turtletroon
give up

>>535262461
Release the pochie files

>>535262362
stress test tomorrow!
COMIKET 106 TOMORROW!!!!!

Hello, my name is Paul Garcia. I am a guild master of a pvp guild [[Call of Allah]]. We’re an active, friendly, and well-organized guild looking for dedicated players to join our ranks in the Gurubashi realm. Whether you enjoy endgame content, PvP battles, crafting, or casual adventures, we’ve got a place for you. /w Mohamadx for invite. ((Horde))

>>535262705
SOVL

>>535260381
>vanilla is over already
and that's a good thing. time to begin prepping for tbc

>>535262580
>the only one posting about bans is you, turtletroon
>give up

Is any janny browsing that could please disperse the minority opinion anon's schizophrenic paranoid delusion that there's only one person posting about how fucking sketch ascension's launcher is? ty

Can't you just disable admin acess for the launcher?

>>535262976
yes

Got my main decided on Kezan but still unsure about what to roll on Guru. Was thinking of priest to mc people off cliffs, but everyone will probably run the pvp trinket. Could also roll a pala so I can annoy people by being unkillable with bubble hearth. Which is a very annoying class that's not rogue? I want to see people seethe.

>>535262976
Nope, which is one of many red flags.
Although you can bypass the launcher and launch the game client directly without admin, but it still requires the mandatory admin access launcher to update so kind of meaningless.

>>535262915
Tbc is over already though

>>535263161
>everyone will probably run the pvp trinket
nah, even on pvp servers most people dont run around in open world with trinket, and even then, you just bait them with fear

>>535261542
>if you use the lock on your front door you're paranoid, keep it unlocked bruh

>>535263161
BM Hunter you just sic your pet on the retards and it'll solo them

>>535262961
yea im a janny hes right you turtle troon shill

>>535263435
can confirm that I tried some level 19 BGs and hunter made me never PvP again

>>535263161
>Which is a very annoying class that's not rogue?
mage 100%

the discord is 90% tenor gifs.
what a disgusting generation zoomers are.

>>535263335
tbc fresh is in december

>>535263670
Yeah, it's over already

>people posting on discord that the ascension launcher is invasive
ironic

>>535261194
I liked the core ideas too, it would bring WoW closer to an actual video game.

>>535263161
spriest obviously

>>535263515
press F to pay respects

>>535263637
they reopened the epoch discord, gifs are disabled and it seems fine so far

CYKA BLYAT YOU MUST USE ASCENSION LAUNCHER TO PLAY PROJECT EPOCH CAPITIALIST PIGS

>>535262461
can you show us this evidence

>>535263843
i will. for you

>>535264082
Isn't Turtle the one owned by Russians?

stress test tomorrow, but will they wipe kezan and guru for launch?

>>535263782
it's a shame it's still slop but maybe I'll try it out once it actually releases

Kaytotes will be stepping down. The actual designers will stay.

>Multiple Crashes have been fixed.
just how fucking bad are they at building maps

>>535264424
HE'S GONE

>>535263161
just go hunter and spam viper sting on everyone. If you want to be dedicated to humiliating the tide of paladins and warriors, go spriest

>>535264579
you are dumbo

>>535264424
do we actually know who made what content?

>>535264689
yeah magic made a quest about a lost ram in dun morogh

>>535264689
Kaytotes was all back end.

>epoch general is filled with gifs e-whores
I'd rather deal with a 2 hour cooldown at this point

>>535264913
the epoch discord reopened

>>535264798
Kaytotes has handled my back end very roughly since 26th of july.

They're actually being really aggressive about the takeover Kaytotes almost had a melty because he had to give server admin to someone else

>>535261561
brown

So hunter seems to be the most annoying in wpvp, but I want to make a balding gnome with a rape face.. Shadow priest is tempting since I've never played it and mcing people sounds hilarious. Mage is a good option too. Thanks all.

I can't tell if these mods are just trolling at this point or trying to sow chaos.

Otherwise, wipe confirmed??

>>535265185
2GODS won

>>535265185
My interpretation of this was the old characters already are wiped and the re-launch will be full fresh

stealth stress test in 12 minutes

>>535265185
1bros...

Stealth test in my pants

mpreg is spreading just in time for launch
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1956150329860612210[

>>535265494
thanks for the free dolphin porn

>>535265494
>grok imagine
is the worst piece of shit ever, elon has to astroturf it on twitter to try to get anyone to use it

>>535265619
it's nawt even good enuff to be the coh howst of the illustreeuss killstream! suffah grok!

>>535265494
why is this fat ass trying to mock other people?

>>535265840
no just a kino casino enjoyer

>Unfortunately, Epochs core is not salvageable
>Thankfully, we were able to port all of Epochs custom content to BBC+
you know it's coming.

more huge gnome ass type stuff

>>535266114
Unironically the best scenario. Fuck TBC class design.

turtle shills getting more delusional each day

>>535265990
that fat fuck with a cowbell has no goddamn room to be making fun of lolcows lmao. he's one bad episode away from becoming a lolcow himself.

>>535266219
you ok friend? you aren't even responding to anyone at this point, just festering. please consider those in your life who still need you.

I don't like how overtuned the drop rates and gear acquisition is in Bronzebeard. I genuinely cannot get rid of this shit fast enough. Also it's really annoying getting like 1 peacebloom out of those adventurer chest things, wooooweee thanks.

>>535261982
Based. Fuck banks. Use cash for everything and prepaid cards if you need to buy something online. Putting money in crypto has better returns than in a bank and you aren't helping fund some jews third yacht.

>>535266212
look man i love wrath classes as much as everyone but everything else in that server is stinky dog poopoo

>>535264913
you WILL tank dungeons for them
you WILL heal them

stay mad

>>535266114
Lmao no way

>>535266212
Nah, BBC is a steaming pile. I know you're trying to be hopeful, but that would actually be the worst possible outcome.
And the scary thing is, it's looking sort of likely.

@ascension i will put money into your cash shop if you FIRE kaytotes, i will double my investment if you have him RAPED and MURDERED

>>535266397
>everything else in that server is stinky dog poopoo
Only the P2W stuff, the rest is actually pretty good.

>>535266480
I was mostly throwing a jab a the shitty Epoch class design. BBC+ is unironically better but the P2W shit utterly ruins it.

>>535266573
>the rest is actually pretty good
RDF and mob level scaling are garbage

>>535266480
>BBC is a steaming pile
it's fun, but it's not classic wow.

>>535266474
>no way
the chances of this happening are above 0%

remember, shenna, gargle and their turdies are disgusting jews.

trying to negatively take advantage of a situation, instead of helping them out like the ascension chads. let them suffer and die.

>>535264913
>egirls
more like trannies

>>535266715
Sure, just they "helped out" the Conquest of Azeroth creator.
People don't call Ascension scum/slimey for no reason anon.

bbc is fucking stinky
they keep releasing updates that keep breaking the game, latest update i no longer "have the proficiency" to use scrolls, healing potions, elixirs, etc
all the bug reports i submit are marked as fixed but they dont fix jack shit

>>535266848
CoA main dev was 1 guy and he burned out and quit.

Do you reckon Epoch team could have got the realm up and running and fully functional withou ascension? And if so how long would it have taken?

>>535266868
>they demoted Kaytotes to BBC duty

>>535266715
it's all a business, dickhead. grow up.

>>535266974
>promoted to bbc duty
>database immediately starts to shitting the bed
this cannot be coincidence

>>535266951
it would have been full of stock trinity dupe exploits and riddled with tech issues later down the line.

>>535266923
>he burned out and quit
this post was typed by Qatari hands.

>>535267115
what did you expect them to do when the main guy quits before the project is finished and they already spent years on it?

>>535266239
True, he is very fat. But I love those 2 retards and wish them many a good show. (Except for the fuentes segments, those can rot.)

>>535266239
>he's one bad episode away from becoming a lolcow himself
triple P showed his asshole on stream and got kicked out of his church.

>>535266951
I think we could've been playing for a week now (with a lot of restarts and fixes) if they didn't push the new starting zones, I assume that was the cause of whatever was broken.

Wilbur lost.
Altered lost.
Ross lost.
Xius lost.
Inex lost.

Cailean won.

what went wrong

I want to play a Draenei. WOTLK+ when?

>>535267051
>grow up
projecting like a toddler.

you have choices in life, to act good or bad.
turtle decided to act bad.
'business' is simply a wrapping paper to disguise or justify bad acts. maybe some day you'll learn.

>>535267518
>le projection
thinking ascension, a professional business in all but name, did *anything* out of good will is peak immaturity.

>>535267478
Damn, an Axel in Harlem reference in Retail WoW?

>>535267478
Horde became liberal

>>535267613
that's not the issue here.
the result is, we have a project epoch server soon.

unlike turtle.
you truly need to do some learning in life.

>>535263843
And now it's verified:
>>535263515
^ learned the hard way and now mods in ascension chat are fuming.

If you're all trusting an Ascension launcher that requires admin access when no other private or retail server launchers do, you deserve what's coming. Otherwise they wouldn't be shilling for damage control coins.

>>535267793
you're not getting it. they *did* take advantage of the situation, you fucking retard.

>>535267478
when did fantasy stop being allowed to be fantasy, and have to be a 1:1 of reality and real world issues and themes

>>535267893
are you willingly retarded? i hope so

>>535267852
Screenshotting this post and I'm gonna post it in a couple years and ask /wpsg/:
>Why didn't you listen? He warned you

And it'll be really funny because nothing will have happened.

>>535266951
I used to think they could but after reading all the updates after Ascension bought them I can confidently say it would've been an absolute shit show

Yeah I won't be playing ascension slop.

>>535267478
ayo, nigga be lookin zesty

Logically speaking, if something fishy really was going on people would have found it by now. Ascension has been running for years and I highly doubt nobody at any point in time has tried seeing what the Launcher is trying to access with the elevated privileges.

lets go epork

>playing holy paladin on turtle
>I'm in there hitting things with my axe for Zeal stacks
>prot paladin tank gives me Salvation instead of Might
is he calling me a bitch?

>>535268043
>And it'll be really funny because nothing will have happened.
If I had an app which gave admin access to 200k+ PC's I'd wait for it to grow much larger before auctioning it off on le dark web and retiring, probably right at the peak.

Come back in 3 months instead of 3 weeks, play fair if you truly care.

>>535267925
when WotC said there's no inherently evil races

POCHIE MONTH
>POCHIE MONTH
POCHIE MONTH
>POCHIE MONTH

>>535267931
you are spiritual vermin and exist to be exploited by your masters.

>>535268224
>le dark web
Gonna include this screenshot too.

>>535267478
right is fake

>>535268314
i guess not.

>>535268403
proofs?

>>535268326
+20 Ascension Coins have been added to your account. Please keep up the good work and stomp out any posts which even dare to question why the Ascension launcher uniquely requires admin access.

is this really the paladin's taunt?

paladins are cooked outside of turtle, man

535268580
retard

>>535268406
the fact you don't think turtle probably tried to do something similar (and failed) before ascension did is what's truly retarded. goes to show the lack of imagination or forward thinking in the modern man.

>>535267852
retard

they should sell it as a shield transmog

>>535268580
Righteous Defense is perfectly fine once you get Righteous Fury and Consecration. It's an aggro rip that just puts you at the top of the aggro list which Consc+RF should instantly lock in threat.

>>535268580
Kas said that all character abilities on Epoch are fluid, just like genders. They will be actively balancing and homo-genizing classes if any feel weak or too strong.

>report announcing troondle shill post still up

starting to notice that the pajeet jannies are on shenniggers payroll...

>>535268580
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE PROT PALADIN SUITED TO OFF-TANK ROLES FOR AOE THEY ALSO NEED TO BE THE BEST TANKS AND THE BEST DPS AND THE BEST HEALERS!!!!

>>535268663
you believe turtle approached epoch to help and fix things? while they don't even have a working 3.3.5 client?...no

turtle tried to take advantage of the 50k people who suddenly signed up. by making their own secondary server.

ascension did the same, but tried a different process, helping out epoch and hope that in the process some of those 50k people shift towards their own products.

i'm well aware that money is the motivator here. but the result of ascension vs turtle is completely different.

and you keep insulting, from the very first reply. and then you have the gaul to find yourself superior in any way to me. laughable.

>>535268647
irony
>>535268712
+10 coins have been added to your Ascension account. Keep working for free!

this is cool, though

I want to tank as a paladin.....

>>535268580
Didn't they make RD work on mobs as well in TBC in a later patcH?

>ASCENSION IS LITERALLY MALWARE YOU SHOULDN'T RUN IT
I am on linux nigger, don't care

>>535268854
>tank dungeons for 60 levels
>finally get to the endgame
>be relegated to OT
is this my fate?

>>535268947
>Mana throughput just from getting bonked by healers
Woah

>>535269058
hope you're sandboxing proton in firejail

Unironically what's the difference between MT and OT?
>t. never cared about raiding

>>535268178
man advertise was so good at making asmongold lose his mind, he's the sole reason why asmon stopped playing classic, asmon always had pocket healers in his ass and advertise still always destroyed him

>>535269082
why do people think less of offtanks? i think its a pretty fun role

>>535269058
+5 coins have been added to your Ascension account. -5 point deduction.

We appreciate the shilling, but most players do not use linux and we want to keep it that way, otherwise we wouldn't require mandatory kernel access to run our Ascension Launcher.

>turtroons now resorting to Q level rhetoric
man, this season has been pretty boring

>>535269361
They're waiting on Ambershire.
You know there's a problem with the servers if they're still at it after that.

>>535269361
ascension and turtle can both be bad, retarded shill.

>>535269297
mt is usually a bigger brown noser and/or gm/gm's friend

>>535268580
It's pretty strong and paladins never have a problem with aggro. Their whole kit is designed to make mobs stick to them like glue.
>>535268960
no, they got hand of reckoning too

>>535269297
>MT
Keeps primary aggro on the boss, in charge of positioning it properly and making sure it doesn't cleave the raid
>OT
Usually there to pick up adds and handle tank mechanics, backup if MT eats shit or for tank-swaps.

least-pozzed version for paranoid people

>go to their downloads page
>stop or delete whatever automatically downloads
>get the "unpacked" version (no installer, portable)
>extract it somewhere that doesn't require admin privileges, like desktop or documents
>move your Project Epoch folder into WhateverYouNamedTheExtractedFolder\resources\epoch_live, such that in the epoch_live folder you see the Project Epoch.exe, WTF, Interface, etc.
>create a .bat file and place it in the launcher folder next to Ascension Launcher.exe. this will it to run without admin privileges
set __COMPAT_LAYER=RUNASINVOKER
"Ascension Launcher.exe"
>run the Ascension launcher by using this .bat
>install Project Epoch via the launcher
>it will overwrite most things so desu you're not saving any download time, but it will preserve your configs, screens, addons, etc.
>go into epoch_live and clean out the Project Epoch.exe and the epoch_installer.exe. The one Ascension uses is Ascension.exe despite it still being Project Epoch and still appearing as such on its window title
>whenever the launcher updates, it creates another forced-admin .exe in a hidden folder named "tmp" and will prompt UAC by trying to execute that. you can either circumvent this by updating the launcher manually by redownloading it from the website and extracting+overwriting it into the same place, or create another .bat like the one above and place it in the tmp folder, changing the filename in quotes to whatever the filename of the updater .exe is (I forget)

Alternatively, you may be able to skip all of this in the future by downloading the Project Epoch files directly from their google drive link on the same downloads page (next to the 3.3.5 torrent link), but they haven't put them there yet.

>>535269478
yeah we heard this script before too
guess you guys are desperate now. its understandable

redpill me on shaman tanks, i want my second gurucharacter to be as meme as possible

>>535258638 (OP)
I'm close

Ascension is flooding a thread on 4chan with damage control over their sus launcher. This is so pathetic. Golly damn!

>>535269654
keytities has gone on record to say he hates the idea of shaman tanking

>>535269297
MT's the one carrying aggro on the boss.

OT is either nursing second best aggro on the Boss in case MT fucks up, or actually being the hero and peeling adds off everyone else. (Bless you.)

>>535269297
Since bosses in classic content die in 30 seconds and theres no tank swap mechanics, you usually have a tank that is relegated to only tanking the boss and generating threat
And off tank is like a guy who collects and tanks adds and shit like that.

In modern wow theres no such distinction because theres multiple tank swap mechanics that literally onetap the tank if you try to ignore them (for example tank one gets a debuff for 20 seconds that increases damage taken from next same boss ability by 500%)

>>535269523
No Hand of Reckoning was Wrath, I ended up looking it up and they changed it in 2.4.

>ascension couldn't figure out how to RCE with warden modules so they made a custom launcher
pathetic

>>535269716
Ask me how you outed yourself as ESL, ivan

>>535269654
They're a thing on turtlewow, idk how you'd make them work on pochie since gaybloat said that tank shammys don't fit the classic style

>>535269723
im aware, thats why i want to make one

why do fags freak and go LOCK THE DISCORD LOCK THE DISCORD? its so cringe and gay.

people that worry about the launcher.

i advise in general to keep you games rig separate from you serious rig. as in email, bankstuff, browsing, the serious 'rig' can be as simple as a 20yo laptop.

>>535269716
It's just one jaded anon typing buzzwords like "script" and trying to make all criticism seem like it's coming from shenna simps.

I got Bronzebeard access off of some random discord message on their server
should I try it while I wait for Pochie friday?

>>535269848
discussing anything is against the law, all speech is vetted by official channels and verified propagandists

>>535269848
it's the tranny way, operate in shadows groom people behind closed doors and censor/ban everyone that objects to what you want

>>535269898
Yeah

I personally think its pretty fun
Got a 60 feral and 41 resto sham

hmmm im noticing these post timers, ivan...

I'm still convinced Midna is actually two different people or has DID and actually has two personas.

>>535268943
>you believe turtle approached epoch to help and fix things?
they probably approached epoch to buy it out like ascension did, and failed to negotiate. shenna & crogge have in fact done similar things in the past. none of this is not spiritually dissimilar to what ascension was doing.
>ascension did the same, but tried a different process, helping out epoch and hope that in the process some of those 50k people shift towards their own products.
opportunistic hunters like wolves are also willing to work alongside humans for their continued survival and comfort.

it’s too fucking hot in my shithole
why can’t we have ac like the mutts in most states

>>535269898
It has some neat concepts but it's absolutely not classic.

>>535270028
let's not forget Shenna & Crogge have ddosed rival servers before.

>>535270028
*none of is spiritually dissimilar

>>535269980
No I'm just retarded

>>535260626
Yeah I uninstalled ascension. I'll give it a try if Epoch has their own launcher eventually though but it sounds like part of the deal is so Epoch's massive audience sees Ascension's other products.

Any good servers coming up that aren't related to turtle?

@all
RED ALERT COMRADES THEY ARE EXPOSING US - BRING UP THE LAUNCHER EVEN HARDER

>>535270028
nice fanfic, but they use completely different cores. turtle is mangos while 3.3.5 is TC

>>535269849
what about my nigger rig?

I will be making 2 characters, on opposite factions.
I got it down to:

a) Warrior Tank + Healer Paladin
b) Warrior Tank + Healer Priest
c) Paladin Tank + Healer Priest

Which pair seems more fun? Which one would you recommend?

>>535259608
Where's this link anyway?

>i dont have the proficiency to eat or drink on bbc
ebin

>>535269737
>Can be cast on enemy mob
wait what

>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND

Ascension launcher is less of a threat to me than Ukrainian FPV's Fiedja Sromanaszcow

>>535270593
Yes agreed. We should all trust in Ascension's launcher. We shouldn't worry about the damage control and scripts.

>>535270439
I had a lot of trouble finding one but this invite should work
https://discord.gg/customwow

>>535270483
Yeah bro.

you know that you can just run it as non admin.

>>535270737
to accomplish what? have your group start attacking you?

>>535270028
shenna derangement syndrome

AIEEEE I LAUNCHED ASCENSION AND NOW THE KGB IS KICKING MY DOOR DOWN

can someone give me a qrd on what happened with epoch?

>>535270824
It will function as a cast on target of a target, so casting it on the enemy will cast it on the enemy's target so that enemy and any other butt buddy that is hitting that target will now target you.

>>535270715
Thanks, didn't see anything on the website. There's even another one for Ascension Classic+

>>535269591
just use linux instead of doing all this nonsense. people go through all this tedious shit to install malware or "debloat" their windows install when its so easy to switch to linux and be free

My visual novels from 2003 need elevated privileges.

>>535271062
it was an ascension scam the entire time just to advertise their servers

I tried launching pochie and now I'm horny

Opened ascension launcher and i got draft letter signed by Putin :(

>>535271062
>>Kaytotes sold
>>Ascension bought
>>Both parties say Epoch has full control of basically everything except the server part
>form your own opinions with that information

mhhh.... where....

>>535271212
Sounds like a fake because there is no active mobilization.

>>535271062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cCnAL63GBo
lord muzzy has an opinion for you so you don't have to think

Is the ascension launcher the latest salvo from Shenna?

>>535271335
one of her least retarded moves desu but still obvious

>>535271079
their lutris installer tries to run an appimage to see your user files on linux btw

>>535271062
>Bunch of dudes want to launch priv server for couple hundred people
>Somehow their server ideas go viral in community
>They had good ideas for classic server that doesnt run on ancient shit 1.12 client
>Except they also had no fucking idea how to make it work at scale
>Launch day comes
>Its a complete disaster as apparently 40k + people want to enter a server that can theoretically accomodate 2000, but it never even had this many
>Uptime of server was around 1% of its downtime
>Ascenancion approaches them, says "listen, you have customers, we can actually make your product work, for a small small price of your souls"
>Epochie devs realize how bad the launch was and their only person that knew some sort of programming left due to stress or whatever
>You are now here

Tldr
Ascension is the fent dealer for private server scene

>>535271101
That's okay, they can have them.

>>535271612
>publishers are fent dealers

Notice how the zigger tried to debunk something that was meant to be completely satirical and a joke?

Friendly reminder putinbots are everywhere online

>thinks it's weird that ascension launcher requires admin access even though other launchers do not
Don't ask questions, just consume product.

Paladins are the premier 5man tank it makes sense for their taunt to be an AoE.

I'm just making sure the anon who spams the word "script" is still posting
mommy doesn't want to have to take away his ascension dono bucks :3

Dutch is a white european, please stop comparing him with jewish publishers

paladins are
>SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
the premier 5man tank
>SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
it makes sense for their taunt
>SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
to be an AoE

SCHLOP ALL YOU WANT ANON YOU KNOW I AM RIGHT

>>535272126
trvth nvke

>>535272126
kek

>turtle shilling starts ramping up
every time

>test still isnt out
Yeah, this isnt coming out before Turtle....

Why the fuck did they change Human Diplomacy to be a price reduction? Literally nobody has ever complained about Diplomacy.

>>535272372
hordeniggers whined about it a lot since it was the only thing alliance had over them

>>535272372
I think Diplomacy would genuinely be broken considering all the new custom reps

>>535272261
link em to the plebbit threads proving they're russiochink shit or just post their tranny mods melting

>>535272126
female gnomes are
>PLAP PLAP PLAP
the premier cock sleeve
>PLAP PLAP PLAP
it makes sense for their body
>PLAP PLAP PLAP
to be as long as my cock

>>535272481
wtf i was gonna play ambie but I can't support this level of cuckoldry

>>535271532
Why would someone go on the internet just to lie. No lutris script can run an appimage and they wouldn't need one to read all your files anyway assuming most people use the default wine settings

>>535267925
Lord of the Rings was based directly on Tolkien’s experiences in World War 1.

>>535272481
So does this mean turtle mods just have something screening for certain words? How do they even see private logs unless they're actively looking at them.

What time is it in Somalia?

>>535272504
Fact checked by real gooners

>2 days to turtle fresh
>epoops start posting fake shit and fanfic
uh oh someone is getting scared

>>535272468
Blizzard never ran into such a problem. Diplomacy has stayed the exact same from 2004 to 2025. Why change it for a custom server?

Wish the slop anon posted some shortstacked gnomes made for breeding

But loli whitemane is fine too

>>535272660
https://lutris.net/games/install/29408/view

>>535272803
I dunno, maybe the rep gear is just that good they felt 10% rep bonus would be IMBA.

>>535272372
So you dont have to farm reps to get discounts

Its a buff in some places, nerf in others

wtf

The paladin taunt worked just fine in TBC with the only exception being Al'ar, only retards are worried about this

>>535272678
you know how it goes
the ones who cry the loudest about something are the ones most guilty of it

>>535272986
unplayable solo, fun in a group

>>535272986
Theres some really funny ones if you scroll down

>>535272847
Wow thats retarded wtf, its not the script they host on their website
https://download.ascension-patch.com/scripts/ascension-lutris.yaml

>>535273030
we know shenna and crogge are jews, this is epoch

>>535273145
notice that the appimage comes from their official servers?
kek
who tells lies on the internet again?

so pochie friday?

>>535272678
It's fake you friend. Turtle trannyjannies are very trigger happy, but you actually have to break a rule to get banned.

>>535273508
source: trust me

what's the coziest activity to do during a stress test where all progress will be wiped?

>>535273629
erp

>>535273334
They probably just didn't want to maintain multiple launchers so they dropped it which is why they don't use that script anymore. Wine is not restricted to accessing files only in its wineprefix, if they wanted to read all your files they wouldn't need a native application. If you're that paranoid you can easily sandbox it

I thought CoA would be more than just new classes, I'm sick of doing the same motherfucking quests for 20 years straight

So uh… how do I get into ? I don’t really know anyone on Gurubashi Alliance yet…

>>535273629
Allegedly fishing is supposed to be fucking mind blowing now. Test to see if it's worth it.
https://www.project-epoch.net/features/professions/

Why is Ross no longer a CM?

>>535274061
are you cress?

>>535274368
maternity leave

>>535274368
probably because he kept saying dumb shit again like YEAH GUYS WE WILL BE PLAYING TOMORROW

>>535274370
no...

>>535274061
bro no one on that server has played for more than 30 minutes

I might actually roll up a gnome on the stress test so I can see if the new starting zone looks cool

>point out pajeet hours
>the turtle shilling stops as they retreat in fear
hmmmm

Man Bronzebeard is boring as hell, you guys told me it was retail- but I'm doing the same starting zone quests as always fuck that

I kind of want to try CoA for the Necromancer.
How much of a disaster is it?

>>535274061
Just join us on Kezan.
No one will play on guru long term. Its a bunch of gank-obsessed shitters that will bail the moment there isn't enough people left to gank

Mpreg is allowed in epochcord again

>>535274896
there's plenty of new quests though?

>>535274912
I just bought it today and rolled necro
imagine if hunter was a caster, that's it

>>535274867
Stop noticing

hi

>>535274916
why are kezan players so insecure

>>535275098
shes right tho

>>535275098
Remind me, was it Kezan or Gurubashi that spammed their respective server's name in the other server's world chat when the realms were being intermittently put online?

>>535275183
idc about ganking tho

>>535274867
we will see new tactics

>>535275085
too big

>>535275203
we just wanted our server to be up, whats wrong with that?

>>535275085
Keep going.

>>535274916
Wait people are actually playing on Kezan? It's always been gvrv posting...

>>535275387
Most polls here are pretty even. Last polls Guru won but not by a lot. We also seem to have 2 Guru alliance guilds and not much else. We'll see though.

>>535270114
even third world seamonkeys have ACs in their grass huts. what the fuck is wrong with yuropoors?

>>535270114
Because all of your houses were built in 1857 and are also designated historical properties so good luck doing any kind of sensible renovations.

So are the "/vg/" guilds in guru gonna actually be competent for good pvp'ing, or is it some of those BDO/AA troons trying out another mmo to suck at come level 40?

I'm going to play on Kezan. No, really. I promise.

>>535275804
You wouldn't lie to me, would you?

>>535275085
looks like tasteless shit

>>535275387
Most of guru posting is very loud minority and/or shitposting

>>535275774
you dont need to be good at pvp to play a pvp server, 99% of people are still keyboard turner clickers regardless of server mode, its just a different VIBE

>>535270470
that's so funny turdle troon

>>535275958
Cute!

>>535275774
A whole lot of them will quit before hitting 40, happens every time.

>>535275925
kezan players are always hating guru here, and guru players seem to be the anime pochieposters

Soooooooo........... How about that stress test?

I hope they wipe the servers because I forgot to take the Explorer's Contract on Gurubashi.

basically, if you play kezan, I'm going to ask you how your day is, go on long inconvenient quest chains with you if you don't mind the company, and summon you for only as much silver as I need to pay the other 2 randos to click.

>>535276798
I KNEEL

>>535276817
based kezanchad

We are ALL signing the Explorer's Contract on KEZAN

>>535276978
Already did assuming they don't wipe us. I'll just do it again.

Bullying Horde anons on Gurubashi.

>>535277187
Not many guru horde from here I think. Most are gurulliance

>>535277187
Raping this alliancesissy in the middle of orgrimmar after getting my priest slut to mind control him

>>535276978
hell yeah sis

>>535277258
Actually, what happens if Guru ends up being like 70-30 in favor of Alliance? Who would want to play that long term?

>>535277390
Theres enforced faction balance

lf: gf/(f) guru ally
disc: who333x

>>535277565
gf(f(m))

My weird autistic elf and her retard friends

>>535277760
this artist is so fucking sovlful, i wish epoch did custom loading screens with these arts

>>535277390
not my problem
all horde mutts must die

Good morning pochies

>>535278013
good night if you are a gurufriend, bad night if you are a kezenemy

>>535278056
pochie weekend trust the plan

>>535277390
the barrens are rightful elven clay

P..Pochiee..

God I hope the stress test goes well please please please I need to play Epoch I haven't been this excited to play an MMO, let alone WoW for fucking years!

>>535278013
Good night pochies

So what will you do when Ambershire releases and Epog still wont even have a release date? Play BBC like a good little consumer?

>>535278274
keep waiting for epoch while i play a different game

>ascension comes to the rescue after two weeks of trying to fix their shit
>they try to their best, implement all kinds of performance improvements and better hardware distribution
>in the end kaytotes spaghetti code is the bottleneck and we get 10 realms with 2000 player limit

>>535278274
I'll check out Ambershire

SLEEPOCH XISTERS THE STRESS TEST WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN 2 DAYS AGO AAAAARRRH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WHY ARE WE LOSING THIS BADLY

>>535278435
Reasonable, I plan on trying both and stick with the one I like more.

>>535278406
>10 realms with 2000 player limit
sovl

>>535278406
I wish. Low pop servers are comfy

>>535278229
my nelf priest looks and acts like this

SOOOOO HOW ABOUT THAT STRESS TEST

>>535278568
It’s 1:am central time it isn’t happening for at least 7 hours

imma stress test your bussy if you don't shut up

>>535278568
>"late today"
so it could be in around 12 to 20 hours I'd say

>>535278168
I don't trust anything anymore

>>535278568
brown

>>535278637
>>535278621
NICE DEFINITELY POCHIE WEEKEND DEFINITELY

>>535278824
You are brown

What is Ascensions timezone operation? Are they also based in the UK?

Vibe check chat?
Thoughts on Epoch full launch on saturday?
Shenna and Crogge on suicide watch?

>>535278908
they are based in israel

wait... Bronzebeard abbreviation is actually BBC? I though it was a meme
LMAO, who approved this shit?

>>535279014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usPkL2EQPYo

>>535279070
anon we told you they're jews

>>535279009
Epoch won't launch this weekend

Dutch just confirmed playable shotas

>>535279070
Ascension guys have humor unlike Turtle trannies that ban you for saying orange man.

>>535279443
you lost shenna

Damn on one hand I'm happy pochie is on the table but now I gotta split my time between this and poo2

>>535279664
What's a poo2?

Any guruchads going for soul of iron challenge? I feel stupid even thinking about attempting it

>>535279884
well you should, that's a supremely retarded idea

>>535276978
Kezan explorers together STRONG

>>535279884
fresh would be the best time to go for the soul of iron title, especially if you're a NEET that can blitz 1-60. you're not likely to be ganked if you get far enough ahead

Epoch already miles ahead of the others by letting you group up regardless of what challenge you are on.

>>535279884
If you do make sure to join BG at level 10

>>535279748
La caca de excreción dos

>>535279664
mazed fucking retard

>>535280071
This reminds me, Last Epoch's new season is out in like a week.

I want to see all of this burn

I have never played WoW but this looks kind of cool. No idea what kind of character I'll play since there are so many options.

Only 2 more weeks until MC releases on Epoch I don't think we're gonna be able to hit 60 in time for it bros

>stress test "later today"
No launch this weekend.

>>535280171
we know shenna

>>535280359
If the stress test goes well they have no reason not to launch right after.

>AMBERSHIRE IN 48 HOURS
>AMBERSHIRE IN 48 HOURS
>AMBERSHIRE IN 48 HOURS
>AMBERSHIRE IN 48 HOURS
>AMBERSHIRE IN 48 HOURS


BOOK IT

>>535280330
>OKAY DIPSHITS LISTEN UP, WE ONLY HAVE TWO WEEKS TO GET PRE-BIS FOR MC WE'RE REALLY GONNA NEED YOU GUYS TO TAKE ALL THE PTO OFF THAT YOU NEED, BULLSHIT ABOUT HAVING TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR GRANDMA IF YOU HAVE TO

>>535280596
no, i don't think so

should we make a guild for Explorer Contract people? It sounds comfy, like a real adventurers guild.

>>535280596
genuine question, who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to launch a fresh server on a fucking Sunday?

>>535280312
Hunters and Warlocks are good for new players because they get pets to take most of the heat off of themselves.
Druids are good too if you don't know what to play because they dabble in several roles thanks to shapeshifting, but you'll be limited to Night Elf or Tauren for your race.

>>535280596
We aren't playing that

You are a lvl 26 white human male paladin killing a boar and a lvl 30 undead rogue jumps you, what do you do?

>>535280812
Are we playing in Gurubashi or Kezan? is the rogue male or female?

>>535280678
epoch has shown that releasing on weekends increases the player interest massively

>>535280678
the unemployed

>wipe is pretty much confirmed
alright, do I reroll a boomkin or do I roll a spriest? I like my meme specs but which one will be more enjoyable? I'm hoping to grief hordies on Guru frequently so I kind of feel like shadowmeld->mind control will be more fun, but I kind of feel like I would miss being a boomie and dropping fat starfires

>>535280975
Boomkin will probably be more fun to Ion cannon no shoes out of existance.

>>535280975
evens boomkin
odds spriest

>>535280886
Guru, female

>>535280619
>mfw one guy from my guild in classic actually book his vacation for classic 2019 launch
Motherfucker is 36.

>>535281031
put on the dress

>>535281031
rollin

>>535280975
SP rapes. it has everything.

>>535280886
then launch it either Friday night or early Saturday?

>>535280975
>wipe is pretty much confirmed
fugg
should i stay rogue, go warrior for easy dungeons as a tank or go full braindead on hunter?

>>535281023
>>535281031
>>535281072
boomkin reroll it is

>>535281157
evens rogue
odds warrior
no hunter since I'm playing one

>>535280678
the same people who announced, pre-launch, that it'll merge with nordanaar when its dead.

>>535281064
Is it morning or evening? I need specifics on this.

>>535269591
>runasinvoker , forces the application to run with the same privileges as the current user instead of requesting elevated permissions
I already run windows as admin, is there a workaround?

0-9 priest
rollin

dubs and i will be a woman

>>535271612
>Somehow their server ideas go viral in community
They advertised the server everywhere
>1.12 client
That's turtle, epoc has used wraths client since the begining
>"we can actually make your product work, for a small small price of your souls"
they worked with them before the "adquisition", but it wasn't enough

weren't we supposed to stress test yesterday? and now it's "late" today (no concrete time AGAIN)? and then there'll be more tests?
pochie sisters i don't think we are launching before trundle...

>>535259416
>>535260480
>>535260873
>reddit spacing + attacking other servers
So that's the new script since you got shit on in everything else, huh?

>>535281518
they said within 2 days you stupid fucking troglodyte

>>535281518
just 24 hours until 24 hours

>>535281518
Don't worry, Ambershire is launching soon!

>>535281589
Don't worry sis I got my turtle coins saved up for all my 28 slot bags and mobile vendors

>>535281518
This. So much this sister!

ITS UP

why do turtle players want us to play ambershire so damn badly?

>>535281806
They don't want to be alone (they will be)

>>535281841
KEK

do you guys think they'll get good results tomorrow and be ready for launch saturday?

>>535281841
I don't get it

>>535281902
Even if results will be good, lauch will be most porbably next weekend.

>>535274509
Wait, I missed epoch discord reopening and discord geting demoted in a few hours?
What a blunder

>>535282038
they said if the test looks good they would look to launch ASAP.

>>535281902
No and no

I’ve kinda lost hype for the server when I saw the content that was added. It’s not much and barely bring anything different than Twow does. Goldshire looked souless and no longer comfy. The only thing they have going for them is redone professions and tbc talents. Is that enough to make the game worth playing?

>>535282119
oh you naive poor lil fella

Is Bronzebeard supposed to be piss-easy or am I doing something wrong? I remember the marketing saying its supposed to be hard.

>>535282119
you underestimate kaytotes spaghetti code and how bad typescript's performance is

>>535260195
>>535260346
>>535260386
>>535261603
Why is Epoch full of literal faggots jerking off to dudes pretending to be women?

>>535282119
they said they will schedule a launch

>>535282152
We haven't even seen how the content is structured beyond the starter zones which was likely understated on purpose.

>>535282229
>Why is 4chan full of literal faggots jerking off to dudes pretending to be women?
ftfy

>>535282280
>we
betas before you knew the server existed

Minty Fresh

>>535282229
>>535282380
he got you there, this site is full of tons of they/thems and closet homosexuals, I just want to talk about video games and stay informed on games I am interested in

>>535282119
>ASAP
ASAP != next day
It could be fucking weeks.

>>535282390
Well considering he only mentions Goldshire I can assume he's also a latecomer. I did see that old video of Baradin Hold and it looked pretty good but I never got to play it myself.

AMBIE IN TWO DAYS HYPE
>AMBIE IN TWO DAYS HYPE
AMBIE IN TWO DAYS HYPE
>AMBIE IN TWO DAYS HYPE
AMBIE IN TWO DAYS HYPE
>AMBIE IN TWO DAYS HYPE
AMBIE IN TWO DAYS HYPE
>AMBIE IN TWO DAYS HYPE
AMBIE IN TWO DAYS HYPE
>AMBIE IN TWO DAYS HYPE

I'm still not playing Ambershire

>>535281570
The Usual

ascension servers would have been really sick back when i was a wee laddy. now it just feels silly.

>>535282964
Well of course. It's not out yet, silly.

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

P- POCHIE THURSDAY?!

>toortle
>shit class balance
>new content
>clear lauch date
>epooch
>slightly less shit class balance
>new content
>launch "when its ready"

>>535283045
I shan't be playing it when it is out :)

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

>>535283140
see you in two days, xister! ;)

So do I need the Ascension launcher or not? First they said old Launcher will work then they said it won't.

>>535283216
You only need the Turtle launcher. Fresh Ambershire soon (coming out August 17th)

turtle troons will cope so hard when project epoch is out and outnumber their server with infinite content just lol
turtlost

>>535283187
No thank you. ;)

>>535283336
lmao
kwab
kek
sleepoch ain't coming out for at least another month. and what "custom" content? from the same incompetent man children who couldn't even run a server for 500 people? l m a o, pathetic

I'm glad that the turtle shills will finally stop posting here after their server has launched

>>535283187
Only because you'll still be seething in the thread even after it's out.

>>>/vm/1888226

This is the turtle thread in case you're wondering why they keep coming here.

>>535283604
they are not getting paid to play

everyone will stop posting here (dead general and server) since we're all be playing on ambie coming out august 17th ;)

we re playing the new patch later today

>>535283656
>200 posts in 2 weeks

>>535283656
I can't even be bothered to read it.
The shills have done crazy work in killing any interest I had in turtle, good on them.

>>535283656
I'm glad /gerg/ was able to resettle in /vm/ at least. Truly the Elephant's Graveyard of /vg/.

>>535283875
rent free, make sure to pop in in Sunday on Ambie ;)

Rent free, says the guy who has been shitting in the corner for the past 3 weeks.

Pochie for you

i may rape soon

>>535284017
>"rent free"", says the Turdle worker drone while sitting in epog thread 3rd week in a row
You golems have no self-awareness at all ;)

>>535283216
Don't use the Ascension Launcher, it is launched in admin mode for giving Ascension full kernel access and there's no way to launch it outside of that.

>>535280596
Ugh. Alliance biased. Paladins are gods. Rogues in the dumpster. I dunno if I can stomach playing Turtle with 75% of all players being either human or high elf with basic bitch names like "wife" or "iceblock."

>just past the noon, turdle NPCs instantly resume their rabid offensive
They're scared their totally-not-Nord shitstain will flop lol!

LAUNCH
DATE
WHEN

>>535284645
POCHIE MONDAY

>>535284210
It's too early for that, I'm having iced coffee and pancakes.
Someone turn down the sun too

>>535283656
>less than 250 posts in 2 weeks.
and they expect people to fall for them Ambershire shill.

>SO CLOSE HYPIE
>SO CLOSE HYPIE
>SO CLOSE HYPIE
>SO CLOSE HYPIE
>SO CLOSE HYPIE

>>535284595
Ew, come on man I'm eating breakfast here don't even mention that place

>>535285032
indian website, piggy

When will they add high elves to the alliance?

>>535284595
FYI Turtle is going down at the top of the hour for the new the content patch. Their entire player base will have nothing to do for 8+ hours.

>>535285151
So, the same as usual.

>>535283819
Because they aren't spamming useless shitposts endlessly in the thread like >>535283159 and >>535283069 and >>535283065. You've turned yourself into little more than a bot because you have nothing better to do. Meanwhile that other thread is full of useful information pertinent to the topic at hand.

>Turtle
>Online, flourising, fresh server out in 48 hours, new content, established server

>Sleepoch
>offline, sold to its biggest competition, shit custom content no one ever even saw yet, man children in charge lying every step of the way, no release date after a month of "it's happening in 24 hours"
JEJ, I know who my money goes to for sure. Don't forget about the 17th! ;)

>nobody is talking because we're actually playing the game!
Now this is some ancient cope.

>>535285363
cope

>>535285446
good little paypiggy.

>>535285363
truthnuke

>>535285190
heh

>>535285363
>uhh faster moving thread has more funposts?!
holy cope, were you born yesterday or what kek

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

If mods enforced the rules and banned anons like >>535285637 for extremely low quality posts that contribute nothing to the thread this thread would die.

Isn't spamming about Turtle off topic in an Epoch thread? Can the jannies clean it up?

I think launch on Sunday is possible.
Would be funny as well with the Turdle launch at the same time.

>6-8 hours until stress test starts
GET YOUR NAPS IN NOW

>>535258638 (OP)
CUMMING IM CUMMING IN THIS BRATT
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>535285760
let ugly fat men have their only joy in life

>>535285789
High on copium

>>535285776
the whole /vg/ from epoch is off topic and just pochie posting

>>535285789
The classic double snipe, sheena deserves it

>>535285363
So... About the constant turtle shill spam here?

>>535285863
Wrong. Epoch is real and it launched.
It's not our fault that the servers kept crashing.
It's still real server and we have the right to talk about it.

UH OH
Turtle melty hours

>>535285863
and still we are here instead of being quarantined like tuuto

>>535285446
i can't really dispute the shit out epoch the longer the trainwreck has gone on. with ascension swooping in, it's just idea guys failing upwards.

>>535285863
And where did Pochie come from?

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

>>535286017
Some tranny thought it’d be a funny name to call Epoch and keeps spamming it to force the meme

can we expect some ddos (shenna)nigans

>>535285957
Is Shenna giving you a free 36 slot bag for this one?

The loser who has been making troll OPs and spamming the thread for 3 weeks, is now crying about people not following da rules lol.

>>535286086
no because there have never been any

>>535286086
150%
I imagine ascension is ready for it, they've been around not to trust the rat to rat

>>535286101
No the loser spamming the thread is still spamming POCHIE WEEKEND on cooldown.

>>535285957
Jannies don't give a fuck if the actual game is literally unplayable, just that the thread can be self-sustainable and is actually about video games.

>>535286101
oh you mean this one? for sure >>535285776

>>535286173
>on cooldown
why state such a blatant and obvious lie
There are pochie posters, is it on cooldown, no.

>no you can’t talk about turtle wow here
“Troondle” is the first word in the OP.
If you don’t want people to discuss Turtle Wow here, start by not talking about the server yourselves.

>>535286272
this. the fucking audacity sleepoch sisiess have is astounding

>>535286272
Like that would stop you.

4chan guilds are kill on sight

>>535286380
It wouldn’t stop me because I don’t post about Turtle Wow. I don’t play on that server. You’re a retard though if you are going to cry about “turtle spam” when it’s also coming from you. You’re the one bringing up Turtle Wow. Fuck I wouldn’t even need to say this shit if you didn’t start it. Dumbass.

dying to crank it on poochie rn

>ascension cord is nothing but pregnant men spam
>epoch cord will perma ban you if they feel like it
This is unironically the only sane place to talk about Epoch.

Pochie weekend?

It's more likely than you think!

>>535285957
shenna? take your meds that you paid with turtle's paypal

>>535286504
turtle lost

>>535286504
>I don't post about Turtle WoW
You just did
>You're the one bringing up Turtle WoW
That was you, you're replying to a reply to your own post about people discussing Turtle WoW.
Didja forget?

>>535286532
>/epog/ is nothing but POCHIE spam and troondle shitposts

>>535286532
plebbitors in both have the audacity to say the general channels have "turned into 4chan" when this is the one tolerable place to talk 'poch. the ironing.

>>535280975
redpill me on boomkin with tbc talents and epoch changes, is it any good or at least fun? I wanna be a fat owl

>>535286532
don't trust anyone posting in the discord generals to be comfy. I fully expect a whole lot of Mpreg spamming when the servers are out and it will just be cringe.

>stress test on saturday
>3-4 days for fixing stuff
>another stress test couple days after
pochie next weekend

>>535286635
Except that post isn’t talking about the server. It’s saying you need to stop talking about it. And you do. You really really do need to shut the fuck up about other servers.

>>535286704
stress test is literally later today but keep coping

Can we please....PLEASE just fucking play the game.....

>>535286704
seems realisitc, I would not expect epoch to fully drop before shennaWoW

turdle lost, i'm not playing with that tranny freak that keeps spamming his lgbt guild

Cry seethe cope and dilate

>>535286804
Not yet, your balls still aren't blue enough.

>>535286779
>stress test is literally later today
So theres a clear ETA for stress?

Do the shills know how to count at all? They kept saying Ambershire tomorrow like 3 days before it was releasing and now they're saying the stress test is on Saturday.

If I download the ascention client do I still have to redownload all the epoch stuff again, can't I just choose the already existing epoch folder as a direction for the launcher?

>>535286689
Starfire is always the "If something is looking funny at me, it gets nuked out of orbit" spell. Shadowmelt if you are a NE to setup for an ambush and get a good drop on anyone farming anything.

>>535286762
Actually it's you who really needs to shut the fuck up about other servers and you know it is.
I only ever mentioned Turtle while quoting you :)
What do you think about that huh?

>>535286804
>it's already up somewhere but they are sadly doing the smart move of ironing out critical server crashing bugs internally instead of letting everyone have a go at it

Azerotica got ransomwared and they brought the server back within days.
A literal coomer server run by one guy is vastly more competent than Sleepy Kaytotes.

>>535286938
You might be able to use the original epoch install but technically Ascensions Epoch client is rolled back two versions so who can really say.

>>535286938
Maybe. The client got rolled back but it *could* still work. It's untested and it's recommended that you download the version from launcher.

>>535286986
Can you stay on topic and talk about Epoch?

>>535287028
>>535287038
Rolled back then updated, so you're better off downloading the one off their launcher really

>>535287016
>get ransomewared and have to buy back your own server
>"vastly more competent"

>>535287151
He didn’t pay the ransom. There was a rollback that barely affected anyone, and those affected got reimbursed any items/levels lost.

>>535287095
I accept your concession.
Let it be a warning not to try that shit again ;)

>>535287095
>talk about Epoch
Theres nothing to talk about.

>>535287151
>frog poster is esl-kun
who saw that one coming...

>>535287246
Talk about Epoch. Stop shitting up this thread.

>>535287312
Yet you jerk off to Argentinian trannies, curious.

whens epoch

>>535287312
>>535287236
Yeah I misread brought as bought, it happens sometimes. How did the server even get ransomed?

>they removed Ross's roles
Dutch is my king.

I'm going to play at release, but I won't do any more free testing for them

>>535287358
>Argentinian
Slander!
No argy would be this pale: >>535260386

>Wake up
>Snap a troon in half
Time for a shower shit and a shave boys.
I'm gotta get the snacks in for the stress test shenanigans, it's gonna be an experience.

>>535287456
silly outfit

>>535287506
ugly pic

>>535287452
I've over only head shitpost tier explanations from afrikan princes to "you may have already won", but not a proper explanation.

gonna foodprep and clean my apartment today to get ready for poochie.

>pochie not beating troontle
pochiesisters...

>>535286689
They haven't gotten around rebalancing boomkin so its going to be rough for a while.

>ambershire will be playable before epoch
It’s over…

>>535286689
>>535287856
I wonder if they will ever touch Survival and make it not a walking meme.

>>535287506
why are you posting gay porn actors?

>>535286804
I believe thats the idea, yes. Now, if only we actually could..

>>535287994
What are you talking about? Survival brings an amazing scaling raid buff (granted it lost some value since almost every buff is raid wide in epoch) and its damage isn't too shabby once you gear up

>>535285363
>>535285760
>>535285957
>you can literally see turdle NPC have a meltdown in real time
you love to see it, they're actually scared shartshire will flop lol

>>535287994
Are you one of those retards that think survival is supposed to be a melee spec?

>>535288180
Don't you need T3 levels of AGI for surv to be worth?

>>535288180
>not too shabby
Anything that performs worse than feral cat is lowkey meme thoughbert.

90% of those private server players have whiteman wrist size

Why are turtroons excited to play the exact same version of their shitty "custom content" that barely fits into the world again?

>>535288524
You are brown.

>>535288436
He's talking about Expose weakness mainly, yeah you need big agility for lightning reflexes to be stupid good, but the raid buff from Expose weakness is unique and very helpful for your other physical damage dealers.

>>535287456
can i see a nude tayne?

>>535288401
Really funny seeing it ramp up as the walls close in

>>535288593
>1.18
>brand new seerver
gonna be fun and comfy

Epoch is just a prank. Me playing and leveling was just a dream. We aren't going home. There was never a home to go to. It's over.

>>535288874
Probably.