Got terrible news last night.

One of my nephews may be a pre-homosexual.

Its difficult to tell. They all read like incels. And incels are not getting me gold. I am not going to compound my own mistakes by rewarding those who are not participating in the future.

"Digital Content Creator". Get a real job, zoomie.

That will be my slogan going forward:

"Make kids, not TikToks."

I blame my siblings. I ask, what was the point of making kids if you were going to create bloody incels. I accomplished three times as much by that age as my nephews.

It wasnt my intention to croak and leave me gold to the next generation just so they could blow it on PS4 games and tricked out cars and die as childless man children. That was my job dammit.

Maybe I can sign them up for one of the cartels. They will die young but at least have some brief dignity and maybe a few mongrel bastards.