I'm not posting this on Reddit because it's a leftist feminist cesspool, and I already know the politically correct replies I'd get there. Besides, I only have one account and family and friends know my username. /adv/ is the only place where I can dump this anonymously and get real advice instead of bullshit.

My idiot 16 year old son couldn't get a girlfriend on his own, so he started stealing small amounts of cash from my safe to play "sugar daddy" with one of his classmates. Last night he told my wife the girl is pregnant. She told me while he was out, because she was scared I'd beat the crap out of him.

I gave him the safe combination in case of a home invasion so he could grab the gun and protect his mother and sister while I'm away working. I'm always working. And now he steals part of our savings to piss it away like this.

I'm meeting with the girl's mother tomorrow (she's a single mom and the girl is her only kid) to figure out what the fuck are we going to do. I know I will be demanding a DNA test, but I don't know what do besides that.

I have no one else to talk to. I have no friends, I'm depressed, I'm tired. My back hurts, my feet hurt, I work until I can barely stand, and now this. I want to scream or cry but I can't. People would think I'm insane. I don't even know what the fuck to do next.