I'm not posting this on Reddit because it's a leftist feminist cesspool, and I already know the politically correct replies I'd get there. Besides, I only have one account and family and friends know my username. /adv/ is the only place where I can dump this anonymously and get real advice instead of bullshit.

My idiot 16 year old son couldn't get a girlfriend on his own, so he started stealing small amounts of cash from my safe to play "sugar daddy" with one of his classmates. Last night he told my wife the girl is pregnant. She told me while he was out, because she was scared I'd beat the crap out of him.

I gave him the safe combination in case of a home invasion so he could grab the gun and protect his mother and sister while I'm away working. I'm always working. And now he steals part of our savings to piss it away like this.

I'm meeting with the girl's mother tomorrow (she's a single mom and the girl is her only kid) to figure out what the fuck are we going to do. I know I will be demanding a DNA test, but I don't know what do besides that.

I have no one else to talk to. I have no friends, I'm depressed, I'm tired. My back hurts, my feet hurt, I work until I can barely stand, and now this. I want to scream or cry but I can't. People would think I'm insane. I don't even know what the fuck to do next.

>>33296482 (OP)
Obviously the best solution is for the girl to have an abortion. Her mother is probably the best person to suggest that to her.

You got a gun in this fake story of yours. Use it.

>>33296536
>I can't deal with the consequences of my actions nor do i want to raise a human being becuase i'm just that much of a terrible being
Do not listen to this guy, if you do convice them to have an abortion, your son may potentially become free from financial burden but he'll still love the girl. Teach him that actions have consequences, but he will never doubt you again since he'll need help raising this kid. Godspeed and good luck.

>>33296482 (OP)
Atleast your kid got raw sex out of it, most people who play "sugar daddy" don't get that. Congrats on becoming a grandpa. Probably support your son till he's 18 then kid him out for stealing from you. Hopefully he'll get a job and support his new family as a man should. Oh and pressure him into a quick wedding obviously once they are of age.

>>33296988
Yeah another fucked up kid in the world will teach him. Dumbass

>>33297036
Killing unborn children is wrong, dumbass.

>>33296482 (OP)
Go to therapy and send your son too. Sounds like both of you could benefit from it.

>>33297042
no its not.

>>33296482 (OP)
>adv/ is the only place where I can dump this anonymously and get real advice instead of bullshit.
bro you're getting advice from people mostly around your kid's age.

how about you talk about this with your idiot wife instead of a vietnamese basket-weaving bulletin board

>>33296988
>Teach him that actions have consequences,
What you're actually suggesting is "Completely destroy your son's entire fucking life at the age of 16". That's not a lesson, that's abuse. Of course the girl should have a termination: that's what terminations are *for* - ending unwanted pregnancies. And this is manifestly an unwanted one.

>>33297086
Man, your kid is ahead of you in life and you wanna bring him down?

>>33296681
this, shitty LARP

>>33297042
Explain why. The unborn child cannot think or feel pain, it is not aware of its own existence.

>>33296482 (OP)
I won't read creative writing exercises by student soap opera script-writers..

>>33296482 (OP)
>I'd beat the crap out of him.
Somehow I guessed that about you long before you said it.

>>33296536
OP came here specifically to NOT get a reddit response, you worthless faggot

>>33297086
>Murder a baby instead of ruining a teenager's life
You're so fucking stupid, kys

>>33297139
It's still a living human being, you retarded piece of shit. Kill yourself instead, you have less value.

>>33297900
a living human being that will grow up without a father and become a worthless aimless bum. go fuck yourself we're full already

make her have an abortion + deserved for having physical money in your house

>>33296482 (OP)
You failed to raise your son properly. let the baby live, not only because it deserves to but as a penance for you and your son's shortcomings.

>>33296482 (OP)
>I'm not posting this on Reddit because it's a leftist feminist cesspool
So... just like this board?

>>33296482 (OP)
1. abortion
2. tell your kid to always use a condom
3. don’t beat up your kid, piece of shit.

>>33296482 (OP)
It's your fault
All you do is work and you neglected your family

Suck it up. Besides, the kid is their responsibility not yours, and it's up to them what to do with it.

>>33296482 (OP)
>I gave him the safe combination in case of a home invasion
you're stupid. having stupid kids (and grandkids! congratulations anon) is some kind of natural path for you.
someone needs to flip them burgers.