>>33376562
sounds like the perfect moment for a big loud fart
let it rip anon
or maybe go the silent way. let the smell do the job

>>33296482
>I gave him the safe combination in case of a home invasion
you're stupid. having stupid kids (and grandkids! congratulations anon) is some kind of natural path for you.
someone needs to flip them burgers.

>ditch cat
>acquire pet anteater
>problems weren't