Thread 33376562

What do you do when you're in a library and someone comes and sits right next to you when there's like a thousands other empty seats they could've sat in?

I wish the I won't read guy would be here and say "I won't read threads that have no proof in social interactions"

>>33376562 (OP)
Keep doing your thing? Who gives a shit man people just sit in places. As long as they're not doing anything to you or actively bothering you (existing next to you doesn't count) then whatever

>>33376601
Yeah the fuck OP, fucking everyone ghettoizing the Mr. Rogers in this world as pedos and serial killers. Shit we supposed to call you that when you're with girls?

>>33376591
I won't read pathetic subhuman attempts at plagiarizing my work.

>>33376562 (OP)
Go on with what I'm there to do.

>>33376562 (OP)
Person 1 comes into empty room, spots the best seat and sits down.

Person 2 comes into room, spots that the best seat is taken, so sits in the second-best.

>>33377265
And Person 3?

>>33379038
sits on person 2's lap and maintains constant eye contact with person 1 while she brings person 2 to climax

>>33379069
Oh shit...

>>33376562 (OP)
rape.

>>33379085
Grape?

>>33379129
Yes grape them in the anus so they won't sit again.

>>33376562 (OP)
Post on 4chan about it.

Small wave, maybe a small nod and go back to what you were doing. They chose to sit there, they can choose to continue whatever they are trying to do by sitting there. And I'll just play it by ear after that.

>>33379161
kek just take it like s bitch huh

>>33379161
kek just take it like a bitch huh

>>33379141
That's what I would do too, Anonymous!

>>33376627
You just did, faggot

>>33380104
kek

>>33380110
oh kek

>>33376562 (OP)
sounds like the perfect moment for a big loud fart
let it rip anon
or maybe go the silent way. let the smell do the job

WebM version, now,

>>33381220
kek

>>33381251
What?

>>33382545
MP3 ;)

>>33376562 (OP)
I don't know, anon, fucking talk to them and make a friend?

>>33383925
No.

>>33383925
Why should I make friends with someone that doesn't understand or respect basic personal boundaries?

Fart. Push hard. Shit your pants if you have to. It's the only way to be sure.

>>33385880
lol sometimes I'm not sure if these posts are actual advice or just trolling

>>33386016
No, Anon. I genuinely think you should shit your dacks.

>>33385855
I mean sure but it really is not that big of deal. If you really have nothing else going on more significant than the proximity of other individuals to you in an empty venue than that's your problem (I think its a problem but I'm guessing you don't).

kek imagine you're parked in a big empty parking lot and >>33386134 drives his little honda civic and parks right next you

>it really is not that big of deal
why man why the fuck do you do this retarded shit

>>33376562 (OP)
Torture them to death with videos of RuPaul's Drag Race.

>>33389136
That's awful.

>>33390057
Just fucking awful.

>>33389136
Nobody deserves to look at those hideous trannies.

>>33376562 (OP)
Get up and sit somewhere else.

>>33382545
It's a scene from Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle where Kumar's out pissing by a bush in the middle of the night and some random dude walks up to him and starts doing the same right next to him.

>>33393506
oh... OHHHH... ahahahaha
>feels like a retard for being 40
>and never watched a harold and kumar movie

>>33376562 (OP)
big fart

>>33394247
What if they like that...

>>33395018
Would that be so bad?

>>33395066
oh you're nasty

>>33395275
>BRAPPP

>>33395285
gross