TOBY.
I can forgive you for not doing the "How to Draw Dragons" book as a Darkner. You clearly didn't want to have that be a character.
BUT HOW FUCKING DARE YOU NOT GIVE ME THE CACTUS WAIFU. YOU PUT HER IN AND HID HER BEHIND CURTAINS EVERY TIME.
>* (... can I... look like this... can I... dream like this...)
>* (... when you moved to listen, suddenly they stopped.)
>* (...)
If you flirt with the water cooler in that room with the curtain:
>* (Someone was watching you flirt with the watercooler.)
>* How nice... her water... was always so nourishing... wasn't it...
>* She... was so brave... to put herself out there like that.
>* I'm sure you two... will be... very happy together...
>* (But, something about the words sounded sad.)
If you don't flirt with it:
>* (Someone was watching you fight the watercooler...)
>* (They seem relieved you didn't flirt with it.)
AND THE AUDACITY TO END IT IN THE LIGHTWORLD WITH
>* (It's a cactus. It loves you, but mainly shows a sharp side.)
>* (If only there was a word for that kind of personality.)
>* (A word you liked.)