"Well, bucko, let’s get this straight: Lobsters, you see, they’ve got a serotonin-based dominance hierarchy, just like us. It’s archetypal, millions of years old! Ever read Dostoevsky? Crime and Punishment—that’s the weight of existence, man. (Pauses, voice cracks) I was up at 3 a.m., wrestling with the chaos of my own psyche, trying to make sense of it all. You ever confront the dragon of chaos? Clean your damn room, it’s a start!"