It would be so cool to have a gf who is strong, silly, rebellious, free spirited, protective, empathetic, tomboyish, adventurous, and stands up for what's good and right in the world

But instead most women only want chads, most of the ones who don't are immensely hateful religious fundamentalist suburbanite nimbys, or are extremely negative, timid, passive aggressive, and (even if they aren't conservative at all) hide behind "oh I'm just a girl and everyone hates us and everything (except Chad of course) is dangerous for us" as an excuse to not show any backbone or do anything adventurous ever

Life sucks

Also Suselle is a good ship but Krusie is really good too