>>935933628

serious answer:

lol @ chairs.... I don't hate chairs

I simply developed the GAMING CHAIR metaphor as an umbrella statement

a symbolism, which represents THE MINDSET of today's young men

instead of getting girls, partying, making lifelong buddies, taking risks, seizing opportunities, CREATING opportunities, and building life's gden memories, they sit in that STUPID FUCKING CHAIR

playing videogames, masturbating, watching anime, surfing imageboards, etc etc etc

the CHAIR is a metaphor for YOUR YOUTH WASTED

and none of those opportunities will return

....... that's all
it could be a computer chair
it could be an office chair
it could even be an upside down plastic bucket

BUT ITS YOUR WORST ENEMY

it's EXACTLY why they don't get laid
it's exactly why they have no wild unlikely crazy true stories to tell

because.... they were too busy NOT EXPERIENCING THEIR YOUTH