I am NOT alone, Golly! Oh dear, do I have many friends tonight!
I have a bottle of absinthe, a bottle of vodka, a bottle of Midori, and a bottle of whisky!
All of which is topped with copious amounts of mixers (usually soda)!
And so many different beers, it's hard to keep track of them all!
No, Golly! I am NEVER alone! You know it!

Me.