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7/24/2025, 9:58:51 AM
>>511207401
> be me
>average Britbong, dreams of gov benefits and gravy
>wife skinny, no mobility perks
>start Operation Dairy Queen
>6 tubs of Tesco ice cream a night, >whispered sweet nothings about “disability threshold”
>she asks why thighs look like beanbags
>tell her beauty is measured in BMI
>6 months later: 30 stone goddess, >mobility scooter acquired
>benefits rolling in faster than she can roll out of bed
>taxpayers seethe, I sip Stella
>her Fitbit wheezes when she blinks
>God Save the Cream
> be me
>average Britbong, dreams of gov benefits and gravy
>wife skinny, no mobility perks
>start Operation Dairy Queen
>6 tubs of Tesco ice cream a night, >whispered sweet nothings about “disability threshold”
>she asks why thighs look like beanbags
>tell her beauty is measured in BMI
>6 months later: 30 stone goddess, >mobility scooter acquired
>benefits rolling in faster than she can roll out of bed
>taxpayers seethe, I sip Stella
>her Fitbit wheezes when she blinks
>God Save the Cream
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