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Don't worry about these haters. Buddy Basedchild is SO powerful he makes freaks with personality disorders have a mini-melty just by looking at him.

Thank you for your patience. Allow me to retrieve my notes.
>rumages through fat folds
Ah, here it is... let us begin:
>clears throat

Kill Kakania
Behead Kakania
Roundhouse kick Kakania into the concrete
Slam dunk Kakania into the trashcan
Crucify Kakania
Defecate in Kakania's food
Launch Kakania into the sun
Stir fry Kakania in a wok
Toss Kakania into an active volcano
Urinate into Kakania's gas tank
Judo throw Kakania into a wood chipper
Twist Kakania's heads off
Report Kakania to the LSCC
Karate chop Kakania in half
Curb stomp Kakania
Trap Kakania in quicksand
Crush Kakania in the trash compactor
Liquefy Kakania in a vat of acid
Eat Kakania
Dissect Kakania
Exterminate Kakania in the gas chamber
Stomp Kakania's skull with steel toed boots
Cremate Kakania in the oven
Lobotomize Kakania
Mandatory abortions for Kakania
Grind Kakania in the garbage disposal
Drown Kakania in fried chicken grease
Vaporize Kakania with a ray gun
Kick Kakania down the stairs
Feed Kakania to alligators
Slice Kakania with a katana

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