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ID: M+kNxVAd/pol/508467374#508467374
6/23/2025, 5:42:55 PM
Literally, just sign up as volunteer. That way you'll get to pick your role in the war, unlike the drafted.
Other benefits:
>free healthcare
>free education (such as medical treatment, electronics, communication, autorepair) and opportunity for free college after the service
>you will likely not see bullets and bombs flying to you if you sign up fast, since you'll get to pick a preferred combat role with priority, unlike the draftees who'll just go on rifleman duty
>you'll become ten times more attractive to women
>you'll have a job
Basically all your complaints about life that make you tap the sign are fixed if you just sign up.
Other benefits:
>free healthcare
>free education (such as medical treatment, electronics, communication, autorepair) and opportunity for free college after the service
>you will likely not see bullets and bombs flying to you if you sign up fast, since you'll get to pick a preferred combat role with priority, unlike the draftees who'll just go on rifleman duty
>you'll become ten times more attractive to women
>you'll have a job
Basically all your complaints about life that make you tap the sign are fixed if you just sign up.
ID: wKN4Fdds/pol/507910205#507910205
6/19/2025, 12:14:30 AM
>chances of actually seeing bullets flying towards you are less than 50% because military is mostly tail these days and not front
>you have air suport, naval suport, drones, satellites, and local allies in Kuwait and Israel
>your enemies in Iran and Iraq are poor farmers who think the world is flat and fight to defend their goats
>you get to learn a cool new skillset that you can bring home
>there are plenty of mountains to attack, so it will be cool and chilly instead of a hot desert hellhole or a jungle
>you get to make new friends and train at a IRL gun range
>your family will call you a hero, you'll have exclusive access to military medical treatment and funeral services
>women love men in uniforms
>most guys serving with you will be your age, so they are all weeb coomers addicted to videogames
>it is the best social networking possible
>after the war, you can stay employed in the armed forces and rise the ranks
>or, after the war, you can use your training to try and topple your government like the Irish did after WW1
It is gonna be an adventure, anon. Finally something cool to do outside and that you can actually afford.
Think of it as an outdoor activity. You don't see hohols coming back from the front and complaining, do you?
At most, it will likely be just a mandatory military training, like most countries on Earth have. You are not afraid of being trained, are you? They are not sending you to the front, trust me.
>you have air suport, naval suport, drones, satellites, and local allies in Kuwait and Israel
>your enemies in Iran and Iraq are poor farmers who think the world is flat and fight to defend their goats
>you get to learn a cool new skillset that you can bring home
>there are plenty of mountains to attack, so it will be cool and chilly instead of a hot desert hellhole or a jungle
>you get to make new friends and train at a IRL gun range
>your family will call you a hero, you'll have exclusive access to military medical treatment and funeral services
>women love men in uniforms
>most guys serving with you will be your age, so they are all weeb coomers addicted to videogames
>it is the best social networking possible
>after the war, you can stay employed in the armed forces and rise the ranks
>or, after the war, you can use your training to try and topple your government like the Irish did after WW1
It is gonna be an adventure, anon. Finally something cool to do outside and that you can actually afford.
Think of it as an outdoor activity. You don't see hohols coming back from the front and complaining, do you?
At most, it will likely be just a mandatory military training, like most countries on Earth have. You are not afraid of being trained, are you? They are not sending you to the front, trust me.
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