I don’t want to work but I have a 1,000 dollars. What’s the perfect stock I can buy to make a million dollars overnight so I never have to go outside or interact with the world ever again but still be financially secure?

Anyone else here get disability? My friend who never had a job for more than a few months got it and says he’s getting 1800 a month doing nothing on top of food stamps Medicaid and Amazon prime. I make less than her does working. What the fuck? Am I a sucker for working at this point? I can’t even leave my parents house.

This will be you some day.