[Eatchel Fact Of The Day!]
Eatchel is the STRONGEST Snobble! Proof: Eatchel said so!

Kill veggies. Behead veggies. Roundhouse kick a veggie into the concrete. Slam dunk a veggie baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy veggies. Defecate in a veggie food. Launch veggies into the sun. Stir fry veggies in a wok. Toss veggies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a veggie gas tank. Judo throw veggies into a wood chipper. Twist veggies heads off. Report veggies to the IRS. Karate chop veggie in half. Curb stomp pregnant veggies. Trap veggies in quicksand. Crush veggies in the trash compactor. Liquefy veggies in a vat of acid. DON'T Eat veggies. Dissect veggies. Exterminate veggies in the gas chamber. Stomp veggies skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate veggies in the oven. Lobotomize veggies. Mandatory abortions for veggies. Grind veggies fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown veggies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize veggies with a ray gun. Kick old veggies down the stairs. Feed veggies to alligators. Slice veggies with a katana.

I counted the calories I ate today for the 4th of July! I ate 3300 calories!