Thread 531787545

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Nya nya nya

Haru smooch

Nya

Sex with Students.

>>531788325
Nice to feet you

>>531788325
Katya, please don't put your feet on me while I'm driving

happy birthday, Siris!

Who?

birthday fish

>>531788856
Those your final words?

young and healthy fish

>>531789007
Dumb fish, he can't answer after you run him over

>>531789892
it makes sense
if he replies, he survived, so she knows to run him over again
clever fish

>>531787545 (OP)
https://rentry.org/begoneclouds
now let me rest

>>531791193
Good job bro, enjoy your rest.

>>531791193
cheers brother

The smartest snogs

everyone knows who the real genius is

wife

Ksana and Tempest break the veggie game. They can keep most of the mobs helpless as they're pummeled to death by the veggies

>>531792319
the devs are already aware of this

>>531792204
It's Eatchel!

>>531791193
>now let me rest
But its time for training

The pumpkin...

>>531792432
it sacrificed itself to protect us, Eatchel

>>531792412
I've heard from a reliable source that Fritter is as smart as Eatchel

>>531794151
The cat needs to be punished

>Last chapter made me love Fritters and Eatchel
>This chapter made me love Tess
Who is Seaslug going to make me like next?

>>531794397
You can't

>>531793743
we need a garden where she grows stuff with Eatchel
slutty farm girl Bubu is definitely a vibe

>>531787545 (OP)
whoever is responsible for the resource pastebin, if you don't update it or are active, it will be gone and maybe replaced within the next few threads

Can... can Sapphire make milk?
Can Luna?

>>531794449
Your one and only "Darling" of course.

>>531796354
Sapphire can

is the kot in heat

>>531792432
>IN THE AAAARMS OF THE ANGEEEEEL FLY AWAAAAAAYY

>>531796817
RIP Mr. Pumpkin. I really should have upgraded you

>>531796531
What's the flavor?

>>531798212
>Texas
Sapphire part of the New Federation arc confirmed

>>531796817
Doommelon and Mr.pumpkin were both taken before their time. Doommelon became a doctor just to cure Juvosis before he was brutally murdered by Lyfe and Haru, and Mr. Pumpkin's wife just gave birth to Pump. Jr before his tragic death.

Doommelon was evil

>>531798610
>people were asking for a Cowgirl operative a few threads back
>Sapphire might be in New Federation, since she herself is "new"
>uses finger guns as her weapon
Cowgirl outfit confirmed.
Yeehaw!

>>531798830
And another Enya skin of course

>>531799145
Every other patch, yes.

>>531800571
>canonically gives head
>canonically throws up in the bathroom
Weird event, but ok.

>>531801432
Well yeah, we married a drunk

>Threw up in the past
>Hasn't thrown up since giving head
ITS THE TITAGEN I TELL YOU

Sapphire in a gyaru outfit

>>531802294
Indeed.
I wonder if she'll be profitable enough to join Katya and Enya in the "outfit every other patch" club?
Come to think of it, is Bubu in that? And Fritia?

wow that's gross lookin

>>531802436
Bubu has a small sample size, but she might end up that way. Frit definitely since she's the champion of the flats now

>>531802721
Thanks, you too.

>>531802436
Gyaru Acacia...

hmm... on second thought, I don't need so many frost corns
well, I don't really need any right now, but I might for the last stages

>>531803370
I've gotten into the habit of using 2-4 fire corns. They melt the beefy guys once they make it to the line

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A SPHERE

>>531800242
>2nd Katya figure
Katya game

bump?

Chen, please calm down...

>>531803780
bro there are several
https://www.orzgk.com/product-category/from/mobile-game/snowbreak-containment-zone/
this sort of thing isn't my jam but I like the game and Seaslug

Break the Snow, SNOWBREAKERRRR!!!

>>531804849
Sounds like a kamen rider form change, like Decade

lol, some chickenshit retard chink really got their pussy hurt by my "slurp"comment huh.

Oh wow and they follow saying this is the first time this happened (not sure in her or ever). Guess she might be able to fuse with her Deiwos later now.

>>531806451
somehow I can't control my hands
is this the power of geomancy?

>>531806372
Hopefully the start of next year has them starting to properly begin their journey to godhood.
It's been teased for a while that they're demigods, but if all of them eat their deiwos properly, we have a bunch of reality-shifting retards on our hands.

>>531806660
I wonder if they'll bring up Fenny's incomplete merge again

>>531806847
Maybe she'll finally get a unit this year.

Oh... during Summer she, Chen and Enya were knitting too I didn't notice there was some big importance to it but now that she mentions in her hometown the woman gifts something handmade after convenant I wonder if they dropped hints back then
>>531806660
Not sure when they could do that now since we got married. Feels if she gets the fusion it'd divert the attention from other girls needing development
>>531806847
Wait her is incomplete?

Full Hera merge incoming

intense romantic nights with my reality-shifting wives and girlfriends...

>>531807482
>Feels if she gets the fusion it'd divert the attention from other girls needing development
Bro we get a Katya chapter every ~7 months or some shit, and the current one focused more on Tess and Sapphire.
Around Christmas we'll get a new Katya chapter about her (and maybe Fenny) merging properly.

>>531807486
>goddess of marriage, women, and family
Head wife, head of the wives.

>>531807482
Her session got interrupted by Rozan's men breaking in back in 2.0
But then again, Rozan said Fenny and Hera were in perfect synergy later when she was chasing after us.

How does everyone feel about the veggies? Any standouts?

>>531812083
Baked brussels sprouts with balsamic glaze is the real shit

>>531812083
Basically any meal I cook in a pan has broccoli go in, because of how easily you can reflavor it to whatever sauce you're using.

>>531812083
All veggies are disgusting. I will not eat veggies.

Eatchel, Sapphire said Mr. Pumpkin was stupid

>>531791193
until we get a better wiki, you will work overtime

>>531807971
My guess is that unlike Lyfe who had to conquer Odin, Fenny and Hera were probably cool and just synced up. It could be a Frito/Prometheus situation where Prometheus doesn't mind giving Frito more power as her goals are to learn and share knowledge.

>>531814451
you better eat them, or I'll spank you

>>531814752
>Prometheus wants to keep studying
>Frito keeps making skimpier outfits to get fucked in
No wonder they haven't merged yet.

LET ME IN

Not long now

I think Ymir is sexier than Sapphire

>>531814825
I'll stop eating veggies too then.

Marian...

How schizo would Cherno get when she beat/partners with Belobog and Chernobog?

>>531817030
Cherno will just get additional personalities/tulpas. The real question should be what personalities would the two have.

If you got meursault pregnant would cherno get pregnant too or would her body revert to being unpreggers?

>>531817382
They get pregnant at the same time bro.

So meursault isn't a separate girl then? got it, it's only cherno.

>>531817382
Just hold hands with Cherno so Meursault gets a totally real body for you to use

>>531817357
>personalities would the two have.
Kuudere and Yandere to complement Cherno and Mersault

>>531817723
She is.

Ganges > Yogurt > Blue Edda > Sapphire > Red Edda

Meursault isn't real. Cherno is just crazy and talks to herself, nya!

fish sex

Who is Meursault? Actually to begin with, Chernyowho?

>>531818194
>No Gigi or Vending Machine
Shit list

>>531818194
Grandpa wins again

I've been staring at New Tess' tits for so long, but only just noticed, does she have big ol heart pasties hiding her nipples?

>>531818549
Happy Birthday Fish

Tonight, Fish.

Did one of our operatives have the Deiwos Tsukuyomi? I don't remember that one.

>>531820769
Acacia

>>531821040
No wonder I forgot, it's been so long since she even showed up lol

almost here, bros

>>531821264
>Haru center frame but in the very back
Soon...

>Tess and Katya marriage event + anni dedicated just to them
>Eatchel mogged them both
She's too powerful...

>>531820201
it connects underneath to her side...strap...thing

where my fenny niggas at

>>531822519
Relaxing

Smth wrong with new Katya's lips in the main story when she is speaking, its like her bottom lip stays still and moving at the same time, I wonder if Seaslug is aware of that

goodnight, bros

weekend bliss

>>531822519
did someone say fenny

You know I was unironically upset they just let Edda in, after all she did, until I heard her yell the "Adjutant, heeelp!" line. I replayed it 4 or 5 times.
I'm on board with the new girl failure homunculus daughter

Who is the most fertile operative and why?

>>531824082
Bubu, I mean just look at her.

>>531824041
Edda from your head did nothing wrong

>>531787545 (OP)
>[July 20 - Aug 21] More Anniversary Gifts (login to claim 1 character selector and 1 weapon selector)
wait, we will actually get two selectors? not just one? thats crazy

She lived rent free, she needs to pay her debt now

>>531824082
Lyfe because she's Jane Snowbreak

[Eatchel Fact Of The Day!]
Eatchel is the STRONGEST Snobble! Proof: Eatchel said so!

>>531824082
we have no basis in evidence so we just have to go by vibes
I'd say Tess, Enya, and Bubu are all at the top

damn, whole moment was super sweet
also the reason why I play snog, literally no other non-porn gacha can offer you smth like this

When Katya skin

Milking Shuozhou girls!

>>531827983
Yeah Tess's characterization was really enjoyable
She manages to be one of the more interesting and more faceted characters despite her limited screen time prior to this event
Can't wait to see her new personal files

>>531830202
I wish she will get skin on picrel someday, its so peak

Is that a Fate reference???!

>>531833478
probably
wouldn't be the first time

>Caroline Von Stauffenberg
kek

I'm working on a new pastebin

>>531826262
strongchel

>>531836648
Sexo

when the drive thru gives extra fries

lucky

>>531787545 (OP)
https://rentry.org/snowg-resources

>>531843441
We need more Tess content

>Managed to hurt super manifestation Edda and even escape from her while Katya and Sapphire were having trouble doing anything to her.
Damn Tess really is strong enough for Tau to consider her a secret weapon.

tomato power

https://www.amiami.jp/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIGURE-185931
Cherno and Meursault figure

>4 shot round
>ejects 3 empty shots and splashes herself
My geomancer cant be this dork

Where does Tess actually rank when it comes to combat compared to the rest of the Heimdall force anyway bros?

>>531845594
no one knows

>>531843441
Tess is smartess here

>>531818549
I love this fish

>>531845594
Tess has low destructive power, but she's still a really scary combatant.
>Trained to be a hyper-focused, relentless assassin
>Extraordinary agility, reaction speed, premeditation and skills of misdirection
>Can move inside the Hall of Phantasm and pop out wherever she wants, no obstacles
Tess warping into a moving truck and shooting the driver in the head at point blank is still the defining exhibit of how truly dangerous she can be.
And being able to fend off Super Edda for a long time and survive is one of the more formidable shows of combat skill so far.

Others could summon natural disasters, crush titans and dismantle tanks with their bare hands.
Tess can just appear inside the most secure vault of a deep underground bunker and create an unsolvable locked room murder mystery.

>>531830309
I'm in the mood

Why do we have to wait so long for summer event...

Where is Mauxir?

Hey, how's the game doing nowadays? I know the start was rough and direction changed drastically but not really how it all turned out.
Do you feel like it has a bright and long future ahead?

>>531853835
Katya recovery period takes a while

>>531860126
crawling through the vents

letters soon bros

weekend

broccolis are so strong

who are you redeeming tomorrow?

>>531866096
Fenny

I need a Marian wife IRL, bros...

Going to be honest bros, the more girls adjutant marries the more the lovey dovey talk reads so hollow. I feel really bad for the girls who have yet to be married, because they'll have it even worse. It won't ever be as sincere as the one with Lyfe and Fenny.

>>531866096
Enyaball, then my collection will be complete. As for the gun, I'll just pick a random one that I don't have, it's not like I'm going to use anyone other than my three favorites anyway.

>>531866096
probably Tess and her weapon

>>531866683
you can pick 30 components to t2 one of the recent weapons

I dont think Luna will be playable characater anytime soon, her model was too cheap - compare her to someone like Yogurt

>>531866096
I have all the girls so not sure.
Weapon is either Marian's or just the parts

>>531865082
They really are. If snipers didn't fuck them up they'd be better than carrots

>>531866096
I don't even know... I have everything I already have everything I want from the options given

>An actual sadomasochist
Yeah Marian is pretty rare these days when it comes to anime/game tropes. It's either just a masochist or sadist these days but never both.

>>531866096
Might redeem Cherno so I can finally m5 her. For the weapons Ill take the parts so I can T2 Sapphire's weapon when that releases.

>Frito relaxing in the hot spring
Not anymore you're not. Go collect fragments for me

>Frito relaxing in the hot spring
Not anymore you're not. Get on the bed.

>>531870665
We need common sense bath bucket control before they claim any more lives.

>>531866525
Well none of that matters now that Luna, the original love, exists. Every other girl is retroactively playing second fiddle including Wyfe and Fanny.

>>531866096
Honestly I just want weapons. Fenny weapon + Tess weapon would be ideal. Or maybe even another Eatchel weapon for T2. But I might just go with Mauxir since she's the only one I'm missing otherwise.

>>531871772
can't go wrong with Mauxir's weapon

>>531871885
When will the bullying end...

Lunamania...

I'm not helping you this time

Luna will take back what is rightfully hers

>>531873297
I'll just wipe her memory again

So... we're keeping veggie wars right?

>>531875092
nyo

Mumu, I will offer you this cat in exchange for more veggies

sex with my student

She's a wife now

>>531876048
Tessex

>>531875518
nya...

>>531845594
>>531851327
I'd say by inference that Tess is one of the strongest 1v1 duelists, probably #1 in many scenarios
I'd expect she has weaknesses dealing with hordes quickly, and if she was forced to 'fight in a phone booth': she'd be overwhelmed by opponents with more raw strength and power if stuck in a small, featureless, enclosed space with genuinely no exits

There is no way Tess is the strongest because she is support and every time I try and main a support they feel weak and shitty to play, therefore Tess is canonically the weakest.

Edda (red) is the strongest

I think Tess loses vs most of the other girls if they take her seriously. She's just very good at controlling the flow of a fight

I only just now realized Eatchel's healing aura works on the vegetables. Veggies really are her allies

>>531879259
eat your vegetables

>>531879259
Veggies are FRIENDS
That means you shouldn't eat them. That would be wrong!

>>531879938
Pumpkins dying wish was for you to partake of his flesh

Why are power level nerds so obsessed with Tess in particular? I never see anyone glaze other characters this much.

>>531880354
Because the only thing she has going for her is little moments she gets in the story

>>531880354
She's the rogue of the party, so her strength is a lot more variable than someone like Lyfe or Katya

>>531880354
I don't know. I've yet to see anyone make the connection that the move she used against Katya was the one she saw us do it back then

Insufficient spicy energy

>>531881260
midwits are not capable of looking beyond the fights

Power levels according to /snowg/:
>ELDER GOD tier
Tess
Vidya
>SSS tier
Lyfe
Cherno
Chen
>Above average tier
Fenny
Nerida
Eatchel
Marian
Acacia
Siris
>Normalfag tier
Enya
Frito
Nita
Bubu
Mauxir
Yao
>Cripple tier
Katya
Haru

delete this

>ELDER GOD tier
Donuts
Burgers
>Delete from existence tier
Vegetables

>>531883413
>Vidya
I still remember that one guy swearing Vidya was the strongest

Cuteness levels according to /snowg/:
>CUTE GOD tier:
Bubu
>Also cute tier:
The other girls
Also Tau
Also Caroline
>Not cute tier:
Edda

>>531884059
Why does she keep speaking of herself in the third person. I don't speak nipponese, but I can her the BUBU in so many of her voice lines. She's like a pokemon.

vidya IS the strongest gooner though

>>531884437
Heh... Nothing personell Vidya, but *I* am in fact the strongest gooner in this house

>>531883813
She likely still is. She isn't a good combatant but mass citywide hypnosis is the most broken thing we've seen anyone manifestation do.

>>531873297
What "Synthetic" even means in Swnobreak universe? I assume she isnt just an android with sentient AI installed in it. Seems like she can eat but the main question if you can have seggs with her

>>531884750
The set up time and her needing to stay conscious are big drawbacks though. Its strong but doesn't have much practical applications.

>>531880354
Because she never failed a mission and won all fights, including fights vs other operatives. Imo only Lyfe will be able to go on par with her.

>>531884739
He's not a gooner, he actually fucks women.
Vidya spends 18 of every 19 nights jerking off.

>>531885738
But thats exactly what gooner means now. If you show even a little trace of heterosexuality - you are a gooner.

>>531886047
Sir, this is the Snowbreak thread.
Please go back to Bluesky.

>>531886154
The struggles of the little professor

>>531885738
Adjutant is (me) though

>>531886154
Her changing the buttons would actually be more obnoxious than helpful. The school probably changed them back after the girls left

>>531886301
So you made sure to have Acacia make one of THOSE games starring herself and you, right?

>>531885425
I'd add that we don't have a clear picture of how strong Chen is lorewise

>>531884198
its considered cute in JP culture
I wonder if she speaks like that in CN dub too
Also, she isnt the only one, Frito also does that

>>531885425
Not even Lyfe has the best track record. She lost to Fenny in her most important fight Marriage

>>531886340
Seeing how short many of the students are I could see it sticking. Now everyone has a giraffe head to poke the higher buttons.

>>531886594
Power level spics only care about "feats", which means that having less information generally make you more powerful. Chen should stay mysterious. That way she can never be construed to have "lost", and therefore will always remain in the upper echelons.

>>531885425
I honestly don't think she beats most girls if they're being serious. Most of her wins hinge on her opponent underestimating her or not taking the time to kill secure

Speaking about giraffes, why Lizzy still wearing it outside of Zone 16? I thought its was just a countermeasure against memes there...

>>531887185
But Tess has magic, which means that she can always just bullshit her way into victory. It's like wizards in D&D

>>531887189
Other way around. She always wore giraffe masks, but it turned out to be useful in Zone 16.

Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke.
We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes. The DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture — they are everything we pass on.

>>531887185
>Most of her wins hinge on her opponent underestimating her or not taking the time to kill secure
Thats just part of her strategy, it doesnt make her wins less legit.

>>531887185
>Most of her wins hinge on her opponent underestimating her
Damn, almost like she's a magician.
The reason pulling a rabbit out of a hat is impressive is because everyone estimates you can't do that.
Tess pulled a W from Klein's butt.

She needs the height because she is a pipsqueak, although she is marginally taller than Frito

>>531887352
Tess is a street magician more than a wizard. Her only real magic is her teleporting.
>>531887632
>>531887858
Not saying it does. I just mean if most of the girls would beat her in a serious fight since they wouldn't care about pulling punches.

>>531887938
if google doesnt lie and 5'3" = 160cm then she has pretty average height for a woman

>>531888331
>>531887938
That includes the height of her giraffe neck btw

>>531888212
>I just mean if most of the girls would beat her in a serious fight since they wouldn't care about pulling punches.
Those tricks are part of serious fight bro. Raw power isnt everything even irl. Katya lost fair and square, before she decided to hold her punch.

>>531888212
>Tess is a street magician more than a wizard. Her only real magic is her teleporting.
So she makes all projectiles against her worthless, and can teleport a knife in your back?
Sounds OP as fuck.
>I just mean if most of the girls would beat her in a serious fight since they wouldn't care about pulling punches.
I wasn't even really in this discussion, but genuinely WHO could beat her from Heimdall? I think only Cherno could.

>>531888552
nah, she would be a fatty then, but she looks very slim

>>531867651
wait how do i get this scene? i have the skin and the background but this never came up

Tess can lose to only 1 opponent - Adjutant's cock

>>531873297
Uggo

>>531888212
I'm not invested in power levels but Tess has been constantly shown to be the most brutal killer of the whole company, even Katya has Her "But I'm a mercenary" excuse. Tess enjoys killing I feel.

I want to slide my hands up those slits and tickle her armpits

>>531889095
the ultimate magic

>>531888720
>>531888610
Those tricks rely on the the opponent actually falling for it.
Katya for example loss because she never took Tess seriously then second guessed full force punching her in the face.
I do think Tess wins vs most if she has the initiative, but in a straight up fight she just gets overpowered or the more perceptive girls see through her misdirection early on.

>>531889573
>Those tricks rely on the the opponent actually falling for it.
Bro, there isn't some diceroll skillcheck.
If Tess makes a copy of herself half a mile away and shoots with her sniper, any operative is donezo.
>but in a straight up fight she just gets overpowered
Why would she ever do a straight up fight? Even if she's squaring off against another girl in an empty field, she'll just fall backwards into her hat and pop out of nullspace with a gun. It's literally her first unit's ult attack!

>>531889053
all of them have a secret scene
for Chen, go through the intimate chat, then covenant, then interact with her shoulder

>>531889573
>but in a straight up fight she just gets overpowered or the more perceptive girls see through her misdirection early on.
Well the thing is, they wont be able to see past her tricks because its her speciality, she deceived even emotionless human Edda TWICE - first time when she shot her and second time when Edda shoot her illusion

>>531890005
Tbf, Tess thought she was dead from fall damage after that

The Chen.

>>531890301
Yes?

>>531889827
Can she actually make copies? I know its done in gameplay, but do we never actually see her make tangible clones in the story?
>>531890005
Deceiving human Edda isn't a huge feat. She was strong but she really wasn't that smart or perceptive.

>>531891110
>Can she actually make copies?
Tess's very first chapter ends with the reveal that the Tess everyone found in the van was a fake double she made, which then got shot dead in the snow, and the real her was dressed as a Coyote standing next to Joe the entire time.

Chen mania is over

>>531891264
buns

>>531891318
Yes, but are they actually physical copies? Like can they actually hurt you are are they just realistic holograms

>>531891674
>Yes, but are they actually physical copies?
It interacted with people, including a bullet.
Just let it go, bro.

>>531891854
No I'm legitimately just asking because I haven't read that chapter in over a year

>>531891110
>Deceiving human Edda isn't a huge feat. She was strong but she really wasn't that smart or perceptive.
On the contrary, deceiving emotionless being who operates solely on logic and calculations isnt easy

>>531892254
That's clearly not how human Edda acts though judging from everything she did after entering the boss room

>>531892321
happy birthday to my cute fish

>>531889827
>If Tess makes a copy of herself half a mile away and shoots with her sniper, any operative is donezo.
And if Mauxir hacks into someone's room while they're asleep and kills them, they're also donezo. What is this even supposed to mean? You can make up any scenario and have anyone win. Are you 12 years old?

>>531893383
Except what I talked about is actually something Tess would do in a fight. Nobody's talking about your playground verbal pokemon battles where you shout "I dodged that!"
If we put Tess and another operative in a sim room together to fight, this is something Tess could and would do.

I feel like my IQ is actively diminishing just reading this powerlevel shit

>>531892572
Boss room Edda was just de-powered after being disconnected from the main Edda and was panicking. The Edda that Tess fought was cold and calculating.

>>531893383
>And if Mauxir hacks into someone's room while they're asleep and kills them, they're also donezo.
Mauxir could also just make infinite Kebechet clones of herself and not even be anywhere near the fight.

>>531894049
Good girl

>>531893627
same

>>531893778
Then she wasn't an 'emotionless being who operates solely on logic and calculations '. She's human and fallible. Its kinda the point

just taking my kot

Enya crushed my pelvis again...

>>531894496
>the kidnapper has become the kidnapped
This is the perfect premise for a new Nyanpasu best seller

>>531894496
Me after my third game of monopoly

>>531894904
>being dom'd by your little sister

>>531895112
I agree, nya

>>531889095
But even when Tess loses, Tess wins.

>>531894307
The Tess fight Edda was literally emotionless.

I'm going to turn Little Sis into Big Wife

>Katya powerlevelfags arguing with Tess powerlevelfags
No wonder they got paired up for the anni.

Okay, maybe veggies are not so bad... but I'm still not eating celery. Heck celery.

>>531896609
And this is thrown outright after this fight for some reason. Both when she's disconnected and before that when she's annoyed that she has to 1v4.
I'll concede the point though since I forgot she said this

>>531897285
New celery unit next update

just 4 more days until Tess

>>531897285
For that swear you're getting ants-on-a-log for lunch, and I don't want to see you just lick the peanut butter off again.

>>531898684
Does The Observer have autism?

>>531903108
What gave you that idea?

I knew it

Heartfelt Messages are up
happy anniversary, bros

>Acacia and Haru together
I know you're teasing us Mumu

>Literal unironic canonical savior of snobble
Thank you Bubu, you little cinnamon bun

My mature daughter Eatchel

Don't be jealous, Little Chen...

bros I feel so blessed

Is this character development?

The rape never ends

Remember to pat your Haru 4-5 times a day

Now that I think about it, Fritia was more help during this last battle with Edda and her meat puppet than Katya Tess or Vidya were

>Cherno and Mersault made the cake
>Mersault made sure the recipe was strictly followed
I love that tulpa

>>531906785
AAAAAAAAAAA I NEED TO MARRY THIS GIRL SEASLUG PLEASE

I will now proceed to pleasure myself with the kettle

Happy Anniversary bros

>>531907162
Happy Anni

I love these cute chibi drawings.
I wasn't here for the first anniversary but here's the third

this spoke directly to my soul. I love the girls and this game

remember to receive your Heartfelt Messages by examining the snowman wall
and prepare for 'conjugation' with Fritter

They're still using the flat siris for her portrait huh

>>531907672
I wonder if we'll get surprise any surprises at the end like last time

my sweet goldfish...

am I the only one who thinks this barely looks like Siris

>>531907672
>conjugation
I took French many years ago. That word scares me
In English, "to be" conjugates to am/are/is in the present tense but in French.... https://conjugator.reverso.net/conjugation-french-verb-%C3%AAtre.html

I think I have seen this before...

>>531907441
>>531907162
>eatchel biting us again

you can replay the story at the parlor

>>531908171
is that a /snowg/ reference?

I'm 100% switching to it once we get it

what a year

Remember to never give up hope Acaciabros... Mauxirbros... Harubros....

happy anniversary bros

Acacia/Haru patch is back on the menu boys

>>531909658
They'll be married soon. They can't remain just concubines forever after-all

>>531909658
Is she the only operative whose hair actually changed?
Exosuits change hair when you're wearing them, but Acacia used to have shorter hair.

>>531909476
>"Guide to Raising a Non-Human Girlfriend"
I need to buy this ASAP

cheers and gratitude to all our bros in all regions and Seaslug

That's one cute bobo

>>531866096
im new only played for a week so i had no idea we were getting a free character. i wasted a lot of my f2p funds getting Lyfe infinite now i find out i can just get her for free. maybe i just pick a dupe.

>>531912851
Don't pick a dupe, you can max her out just doing daily personal files for a few months, a complete waste. Pick someone new.

>>531912851
can always start a new account and roll for Chen or just save

>>531913185
>for a few months
8 months

>>531912851
get wife Fenny

>>531913185
who would you recommend
>>531913187
ill stick to the account for now.
>>531913968
fenny bullys lyfe i dont like her

>>531866525
all the girls that aren't married are placed in logistics

Starshine is the Lyfe IS support bwo

>>531914170
Depends, but wifenny is universally good. If you don't care about gameplay so much go with whoever makes your peepee twitch.

>>531913848
>the next Acacia skin will be lewder than "x nipple pastie" Acacia
I need it.

>>531906412
>Starts as a girl that larps as a catgirl
>Now is a girl that believes is a jackal that larps as a catgirl
I think she's broken...

>>531914897
she's said this before

>>531914897
Ask her what her favorite position is. That will mindbreak her.

Happy anniversary! The Acacia/Haru 3.5 dream is alive and well!

i liked how Siris' 2d sprite used pre-breast surgery proportions

>>531914374
>>531914383
if she's important to lyfe's gameplay i suppose i'll pick fenny then. we get to a pick a weapon too? i should dupe nightborne crown?

>>531915528
get Fenny's weapon, and buy her interactive skin

>>531915528
the weapon you can dupe, you only need two copies of a weapon to max it but remember lyfes guns are unique to her so a third will be worthless

>>531915720
*2 copies of a signature weapon

>>531915231
They will get the Nita treatment, they will be the free auctus drive operatives.

Where's our box?

>>531918872
it's in 5hrs

Grown-ass woman, begging for headpats.

I don't think this was there before?

>>531919356
pat pat pat pat pat pat

>>531919421
it has been there since the start of the patch

>>531919356
that's my Haru

we need a Haru alt soon. Preferably one without the messy hair.

buzz cut haru,,,

>>531922205
This but with Acacia (she also has purple interior hair).

>>531921680
I will accept nothing but a ponytail

>>531922205
model?

real and not edited

Wake up little professor...

>>531909476
Why did Nyanpasu write about Luna?

I don't know who that is, nya.

Mauxir should wear a cute hat

big sis
big butt
big hugs
big love

Soon.

Why is Lyfe smiling like this is an achievement? Is she autistic or something? Ice cream is one of the easiest thing to make.

>>531928216
It was her first time making it.
Most importantly, she was making it for (You).

>>531928216
mother fucker have you ever made ice cream? it might be "easy" but you have to make sure it doesn't turn out a sloppy gross mess or ice crystals

So does Lyfe have ice powers, lightning powers, or storm powers?

>>531928216
>Is she autistic or something
Yes

Sapphire and Luna letters this time?

>>531928729
yes

>>531928216
Ice cream is a colloid, something that's hard to get right. To make it by hand from scratch is something to be proud of

>>531928729
Lightning powers.
The ice is part of the Wild Hunt exosuit, and not Lyfe's Manifestation.

Lyfe has the power of being cringe

Yeah, Edda was cringing pretty hard when she was getting choked.

>>531929105
You're lucky the Adjutant likes you.

ADJUTANT, HEEEEEEEEEELP!!

I don't see Edda making michelin star ice cream like Wyfe

>>531929374
>>531929485
These two dumb sisters are gonna share a patch together someday.
I can't wait.

>>531928216
>she autistic or something
Always been

>>531929989
Advance Wars: Heimdall minigame when

>>531929989
Would you play Advance Wars with you're wyfe?

Hey hey
You're ugly

What's that? You want to stay with Lyfe for awhile? Well if you insist

>>531930516
I can't believe Sapphire's gonna be mating pressed by an ugly man!

I love Jane Snowbreak so much

we don't do that here, not even to eddas

>>531931578
Thermal Fenny soon

Fenny fat
Fenny game

Eatchel mating press

Chaos Haru powered by headpats

You are not allowed to give headpats to other girls nya

Haru is so damn cute

>>531922205
playable ashtray when?

>>531930215
Which Advance Wars would you play with her. I choose Dual Strike

>>531932925
pat pat and a smooch

>>531935296
She sexually identifies as Lin from Days of Ruin (you're her Brenner), but she'd probably play Dual Strike.

>>531935296
>>531935920
>Dual Strike
I don't care how busted the Tag Power was. It was fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqQRxBSSfqI

>>531922205
CHERNYO!! you left some dust unsweep around here

Eat some pumpkin and chill out eatchel

ngl bwos i always thought Fenny had blue eyes for some reason...

>>531942121
>Fenny and Caroline getting ready to jump the Adjutant

>>531942028
fake fenny nigga

Happy Anniversary!

>>531942527
oh shit, I thought they'd be up in 35 minutes
let's goooooo

Is Mauxir evil?

>>531942527
I couldn't decide, I'll think on it till tomorrow

>>531944317
No...

So which anni char is most fun/broken? And why is there no Bubu (she's one of the chars I dont have)?

>>531945178
Bubu is on the banner selector

>>531945178
You mean from the selector? It's only like ver2.3 and earlier units, and Bubu was after that.
I still play NuLyfe the most, her dodgeshot gameplay is really fun.

>>531945167
Sloppa Mauxir kinda cute

>>531945167
Ai is so fucking based

I don't really need anything from the weapon selector
Should I get Vidyas pistol, Tess' bolt action, or enyaballs pistol?

>>531945696
Save it in case you want to T2 a new girls weapon

Check your in-game mail... it begins!

When are we getting our room so we can display all these gifts the girls keep giving us? Didn't Fritia give us some kind of big appliance or something last time? Where is that, gathering dust in storage?

>>531947237
>NINE LONG NIGHTS!
>IN THE NAME OF MY OWN WOMB!

>>531947796
>CELEBATE? WHY?

>>531867668
I love how marian gets so mad at being teased and insta spergs out with that lick

>pounces on you
>

Fenny, please...

THE 1000 YEAR FISH REICH
https://x.com/SnowbreakTC/status/19464197276491982110NGDH

>>531951913
woops meant this
https://x.com/SnowbreakTC/status/1946419727649198211

Yao sex

any operative that likes music other than katya? i'm of something outside rock n roll

>>531952150
Hey I actually needed a new pair

>>531955817
>Steam above the tea kettle
Kettle mentioned

the tea will go great with steamed buns

Any tips? I already have these ones.
I actually have less than I thought.

>>531957214
Eatchel or Starshine

>>531957792
Okay!

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1dbuRzWEoD/#/

Sapphire... What are you doing...

>>531958172
>AI: Autistic Idiot

>>531958172
kek

Night bros, I'll listen to all the letters after a quick sleep

>>531958692
Night bwo.

>>531956336
Was Chen using her perfect recall to bring up her old interactions with the seasoned wolf, back when she was a board lackey, and amend them with her current feelings? Very cute if so.

>>531959801
Yea that's what I got from it. She's such a cutie

Is there a way to rewatch the 2nd anni base cutscene?

>>531960853
nyes

>>531960853
In the bar

Katya my wife...
>>531960853
yeah, a picture in the bar

I get the vibe that Yao is still the best newlywed out of the current wives with her letter but that's just me. She was one of the two that I wanted marriage with the most from the beginning so I may be biased.

Need a bit of input on the free operative choices. Just started during the last week of Abyssal Dawn and I have:
Celestial Swan
Jade Arc
Rhapsody
as my mains plus Pulse on the bench. Gameplay wise I'm lacking in the support department especially for contents that force you to have 2 separate teams like NS and the Domains. I usually separate the 2 dps and pair Vidya with who needs it most. I'm leaning towards:
Kaguya
Shadow Ka
Eatchel
Starshine
I like them all honestly but leaning towards Eatchel the most since I don't have her in the dorm plus I've been doing paradoxical labyrinth recently and felt that some heals might be helpful Free Tess will be really helpful but honestly there should be double the daily Memory Chips for personal files.

>>531961386
If you like Eatchel the most I'd say go with Eatchel.
Otherwise I'd say Fenny since she's also a wife.

>>531961386
Yeah, If you want a support, I feel like Eatchel is a solid pick. Her heals are great and I pretty much use her almost everywhere, though I've only ever used her with her sig weapon.

Fujiwara Entertainment CEO here. We blocked Fenny from doing a hostile buyout. You VILL enjoy ze ads, and you VILL love it.

Time for plan B

>acacia wants to hone your finger dexterity
...lewd granny

>>531892321
Its a crime they never done thongs after that skin

lmao

Looking for a side game to fuck around in
is this one good? can I be f2p and still enjoy myself? and cum?

>>531963498
Getting real tired of your shit Acacia

>>531963502
its the most f2p 3D gacha I know
but all interactive scenes are b2p, they contain most coom content

>>531963502
Like the other anon said, the game is really f2p and the dailies are really fast.

>>531963502
what>>531964323 said
the costumes and scenes are what you pay for
on the other hand there is absolutely no need to get sweaty to rank since all it gives you is a frame to use in the in game chat that you absolutely should never use, and no reason to pull dupes except for sigs if you want to make your favorite girls even easier to play. You can max out your girls doing dailies that take a few clicks.

>>531963502
the rates are 100%, which is still weird in an era where mihoyo and micateam(with gl2) exist

customization is weird cause you can edit the ost of the main menu and base. The base is hit or miss realyly

The global chat should really be emote only

I want to use these

>>531965440
That's channel 2 basically

Hah, i like where this is going i don't trust nyanpasu tho

>>531962939
>>531965429
Coincidence? Probably
Will I use this as more proof for Acacia/Haru patch? Definitely

must... remain... disciplined...

>>531966003
it kinda makes sense if you think about it but we need a red herring to reintroduce them

>>531966003
with the exception of the married girls, the letter order has always been the same; next up should be Frit, and then Enya, and then Marian
don't look for deeper meaning behind it

>>531966847
I know. They never have deeper meaning
However, I will make elaborate theories nonetheless

>>531967146
the plush party never ends

is there any site where I can see how much mats of each type I need to upgrade weapons/characters?

Is bubu worth?

>>531963498
>Acacia was a fidget spinner kid
I never fucking realized that could happen.

>>531968050
Yes, she is pretty strong, and pretty dumb, and pretty cute

I love fucking Acacia

>>531968170
should i get her weapon?

>>531963498
>Acacia hopes it will further hone your finger dexterity
For improved gaming performance, right?

>>531968691
nah, the only limited dps that need her sig is Fritia Turbo becuase it has very important qol, others are just 10-30% dps boost compared to t5 purple sig

>Enya's letter
Enya, please calm down...

>>531969170
doesn't bubu have some issue where her rotation is worse with the cope than with her sig?

>>531970257
no, the only difference you will notice is the difference in dmg so no reason to pull her sig unless you care about imaginary rewards in NS

Only 7k silverbuck from heiress of Cathode Technologies? Marian, thats a little stingy...
Btw, her JP VA have done amazing job

sick gift
gonna check out the rest later, good night bros

>>531972202
Based, now I have a Trusty Sword to go with my Trusty Pistol.

Bwos... I don't want to alarm anyone... but...
>>531907162
THERE'S A GHOST IN THIS PICTURE

>>531971791
Cathode isn't your sugar daddy Adjtuant. If you want more from them then you should properly marry their heiress.

What did you pick with the selectors?

>>531974159
Eatchel for the character and the 30 shop currency for the weapon to T2 Katya's getting gun.

>>531974275
Fuck I meant gattling gun. Fuck phone posting and auto correct.

Marian got me a fucking medieval sword, let's go

>>531907162
>Yao still sleeping even in anniv