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7/24/2025, 3:57:19 AM
>>1868435
Esoteric cargo knowledge: The chute noise plays when the delivery cycle BEGINS, this is why you can dive into the disposal unit and the animation starts but the redshirt will still run up to click eject and you come out before you even start moving through disposals. It's quite possible that in your rush you hit the lever when you heard the chute noise initially play and the crates entered the entry chute before the first shipment actually sent, wait for the chute noise to complete before sending the next shipment, slow is smooth smooth is fast
If it's a situation like this where it's just you being a bad service worker then your best option is to just man the fuck up and DELIVER THE PACKAGE. I know the mail tube is goated but sometimes it doesn't work out perfectly, if it's the bar that's a relatively public area so you can hopefully just put all the crates back into the disposal unit there and try mailing it again, but if niggers are acting up in the lobby possibly hacking the mulebots and put them in the lobby with the remote to start siccing them like attack dogs
Also the real reason why nobody plays cargo is because the old players would rather play assistant due to the flexibility while also being the ones who unwrench the vending machine to grab whatever they want, meanwhile the new players start out their first actual rounds in cargo before quickly moving on to medbay, cook, janitor, botany, and since we don't get many new players... You can do a lot worse, some of the most smoothbrain welding fuel snorters wear the shorts, I wanna slit the throat of the simplemobs who return the shuttle while there's still items on it because he NEEDS his Electrical Maintenance Crate NOW
Also the ones who load everything on the shuttle, including the crates we just bought. I vaguely recall a line from BlackPantsLegion describing how much worse you can get: "They're sending the crates into space. They got the spirit but are a bit confused on the specifics."
Esoteric cargo knowledge: The chute noise plays when the delivery cycle BEGINS, this is why you can dive into the disposal unit and the animation starts but the redshirt will still run up to click eject and you come out before you even start moving through disposals. It's quite possible that in your rush you hit the lever when you heard the chute noise initially play and the crates entered the entry chute before the first shipment actually sent, wait for the chute noise to complete before sending the next shipment, slow is smooth smooth is fast
If it's a situation like this where it's just you being a bad service worker then your best option is to just man the fuck up and DELIVER THE PACKAGE. I know the mail tube is goated but sometimes it doesn't work out perfectly, if it's the bar that's a relatively public area so you can hopefully just put all the crates back into the disposal unit there and try mailing it again, but if niggers are acting up in the lobby possibly hacking the mulebots and put them in the lobby with the remote to start siccing them like attack dogs
Also the real reason why nobody plays cargo is because the old players would rather play assistant due to the flexibility while also being the ones who unwrench the vending machine to grab whatever they want, meanwhile the new players start out their first actual rounds in cargo before quickly moving on to medbay, cook, janitor, botany, and since we don't get many new players... You can do a lot worse, some of the most smoothbrain welding fuel snorters wear the shorts, I wanna slit the throat of the simplemobs who return the shuttle while there's still items on it because he NEEDS his Electrical Maintenance Crate NOW
Also the ones who load everything on the shuttle, including the crates we just bought. I vaguely recall a line from BlackPantsLegion describing how much worse you can get: "They're sending the crates into space. They got the spirit but are a bit confused on the specifics."
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