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7/6/2025, 6:43:24 PM
>>6270637
“Yeah! See, first, we gotta go pick up these fancy new drugs. You ever heard of River’s Mouth?...”
“I can’t say as I have, and yet I know it all the same. Isn’t that strange? Did I always know? Or did I just discover it?”
“Ah fuck, is it psychic? Is that how it figured out your new 'last name'?”
“...Anyway, there's a lich cultivator there with these CRAZY magic pills, right? THEN we gotta go back home to this dungeon we took over, ta DO the drugs, kinda sorta, in this experimental magical procedure.”
“CZ, we shouldn’t be tellin’ this asshole all about this stuff!”
“That DOES sound quite unusual and interesting, I must admit. Or must I? I mustn’t be too hasty. Nobody can command an Emperor, my feathered friends tell me.”
“…Well, these four at least are comin’, too, actually. To get properly attuned.”
“L'Clor d'Lisse'! Pahntar ulu udossa 'sohna? Ulu morfeth udossa gordo? Shlu'ta ol tlu seke??”
“ L'tala uss tanaleth'u ol zhah ji!”
"Yeah, what they said."
“High treason, too? Such pain upon the plain!
The fairies flinch. The hundun shifts and churns. Everyone is braced and ready. It’s a moment of truth—is this the step too far? Will this be the moment it ceases negotiation, and strikes?
“I am wounded, delighted! You truly do bring excitement wherever you go, Miss Yosef.”
“That’s, like, what bein’ an adventurer is all about: crazy magic bullshit, travelin’ the world, getting’ in fights… Sounds fun, right?~”
“Hmm…”
“C’mon, ain’t it more fun than what You had planned? More novel?”
The Naked Emperor's internal deliberations are writ large across the topography of its tumultuous texture. You watch it carefully, hopefully. This is the last, best chance to avoid a fight...
[blue[No related skills, but good write-ins. Rather than 1d20 DC 16 (a pretty low odds of success, I feel this is fair to reduce to a 50/50 DC. 1 is heads (hundun agrees), 2 is tails (hundun attacks).[/blue]
“Yeah! See, first, we gotta go pick up these fancy new drugs. You ever heard of River’s Mouth?...”
“I can’t say as I have, and yet I know it all the same. Isn’t that strange? Did I always know? Or did I just discover it?”
“Ah fuck, is it psychic? Is that how it figured out your new 'last name'?”
“...Anyway, there's a lich cultivator there with these CRAZY magic pills, right? THEN we gotta go back home to this dungeon we took over, ta DO the drugs, kinda sorta, in this experimental magical procedure.”
“CZ, we shouldn’t be tellin’ this asshole all about this stuff!”
“That DOES sound quite unusual and interesting, I must admit. Or must I? I mustn’t be too hasty. Nobody can command an Emperor, my feathered friends tell me.”
“…Well, these four at least are comin’, too, actually. To get properly attuned.”
“L'Clor d'Lisse'! Pahntar ulu udossa 'sohna? Ulu morfeth udossa gordo? Shlu'ta ol tlu seke??”
“ L'tala uss tanaleth'u ol zhah ji!”
"Yeah, what they said."
“High treason, too? Such pain upon the plain!
The fairies flinch. The hundun shifts and churns. Everyone is braced and ready. It’s a moment of truth—is this the step too far? Will this be the moment it ceases negotiation, and strikes?
“I am wounded, delighted! You truly do bring excitement wherever you go, Miss Yosef.”
“That’s, like, what bein’ an adventurer is all about: crazy magic bullshit, travelin’ the world, getting’ in fights… Sounds fun, right?~”
“Hmm…”
“C’mon, ain’t it more fun than what You had planned? More novel?”
The Naked Emperor's internal deliberations are writ large across the topography of its tumultuous texture. You watch it carefully, hopefully. This is the last, best chance to avoid a fight...
[blue[No related skills, but good write-ins. Rather than 1d20 DC 16 (a pretty low odds of success, I feel this is fair to reduce to a 50/50 DC. 1 is heads (hundun agrees), 2 is tails (hundun attacks).[/blue]
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