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7/10/2025, 8:06:33 PM
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Red Sonja's such a perfect vehicle for sword & sorcery sexiness, too. Obviously, she is (or SHOULD BE) extremely sexy. And her origin story should be her getting (almost) raped. Which is very sexy, of course. Then, during the attempted-rape, she begs anybody who will listen for salvation, and a goddess gives her the power to never be defeated by any man in combat, then she murders the fuck out of the would-be rapists (extremely sexy as well, of course). But then she realizes, the goddess was playing a joke on her, because a clause in the divine contract was that she's no longer allowed to have sex except with a man who has defeated her in combat. And, remembering that she actually loves sex when she isn't being raped (at least when the rapists is ugly), she goes on a mission to find a guy who can kick her ass, so that she can finally get laid.
The whole movie writes itself from that point on. She'll go around sexily murdering guys until finally some guy breaks her curse and penetrates her magically restored hymen.
Red Sonja's such a perfect vehicle for sword & sorcery sexiness, too. Obviously, she is (or SHOULD BE) extremely sexy. And her origin story should be her getting (almost) raped. Which is very sexy, of course. Then, during the attempted-rape, she begs anybody who will listen for salvation, and a goddess gives her the power to never be defeated by any man in combat, then she murders the fuck out of the would-be rapists (extremely sexy as well, of course). But then she realizes, the goddess was playing a joke on her, because a clause in the divine contract was that she's no longer allowed to have sex except with a man who has defeated her in combat. And, remembering that she actually loves sex when she isn't being raped (at least when the rapists is ugly), she goes on a mission to find a guy who can kick her ass, so that she can finally get laid.
The whole movie writes itself from that point on. She'll go around sexily murdering guys until finally some guy breaks her curse and penetrates her magically restored hymen.
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