>>936742384
WHY COULDN'T I BE BORN RICH

broke my 5 day fast with a couple of bean and cheese burritos. they had jalapenos in 'em, and spent all day spewing hot lava from my asshole. incidentally, if you ever have to deal with this problem, just get an ice cube and rub it on your ass. really helps. if you're really brave, shove it in there. instant relief.