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The Promise of Purr Fields
The Kitlerian Order teaches that those who live by the Code of the Claw—keeping their fur free of ink, their hearts filled with purrs, and their lives true to feline honor—will join Fat Kitler in Purr Fields after death. There, they will rest forever in his divine embrace, far from the chaos of the Marked Ones and the stench of the stinky canines that roam the streets. But those who defile their fur with tattoos or forsake their honor with canines will wander the Barren Scratching Post, forever seeking a redemption they cannot find.
Thus, the Pawple live to exalt Fat Kitler, the noble deity whose form holds the world, whose claws bring justice, and whose purr is the song of eternity. They reject the ink, honor their feline heritage, shun the stinky canines that roam the streets, cherish their rest, and await the day they will bask in the warmth of his divine embrace in Purr Fields.
The Promise of Purr Fields
The Kitlerian Order teaches that those who live by the Code of the Claw—keeping their fur free of ink, their hearts filled with purrs, and their lives true to feline honor—will join Fat Kitler in Purr Fields after death. There, they will rest forever in his divine embrace, far from the chaos of the Marked Ones and the stench of the stinky canines that roam the streets. But those who defile their fur with tattoos or forsake their honor with canines will wander the Barren Scratching Post, forever seeking a redemption they cannot find.
Thus, the Pawple live to exalt Fat Kitler, the noble deity whose form holds the world, whose claws bring justice, and whose purr is the song of eternity. They reject the ink, honor their feline heritage, shun the stinky canines that roam the streets, cherish their rest, and await the day they will bask in the warmth of his divine embrace in Purr Fields.
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