>>713428856
I can't think of many things less "spider-man" than the spiderverse shit. One of Spidey's defining features is being a loner, who keeps doing the 'right thing' even as the world incessantly shits on him for it. Giving him half a dozen buddies to constantly pal it up with as he does so is retarded, it would be a completely different character. Spidey is supposed to have a huge, like, "everything wrong in the world is my responsibility to fix, and everyone who gets close to me gets hurt because of me, so I'll push everyone away" chip on his shoulders.
Closest friend classic Spidey had among crimefighters was probably the Human Torch, and even there they were just barely friendly.

Modern comics are fucking gay and retarded. Imagine taking a medium considered for children and dumbing-it down in order to sell it to an """adult""" audience of manchildren. Psychotic.