Will the real abdulmanap nurmagomedov please stand up, please stand up

Will the real abdulmanap nurmagomedov please stand up...uh we're gonna have a problem here!

Yall act like you never heard of covid before.
All running to board the last flight out that airport.
Meanwhile T Ferg still made weight right there in New York.

Its the return of the oh wait no way youre kidding he didnt duck for a 5th time did he?

And Abdulmanap said "_____"
Nothing you idiots, abdulmanaps dead!
Muslim men love Khabib *chicka-chicka* Fat Head Im sick of him always shooting for crotch like a you-know-what ducking any fights they want to do.