Thread 149514884

there was simply no way strickland was ever winning with that retarded mustache. physiognomy is a very real thing in mma

I won that exchange.

Strickland is busy getting himself shit canned from the only job he'd ever be able to hold by attacking fighters on the can circuit

Does anyone have any Webms of Van and Royval. That fight was fucking crazy. Thats gonna be a hall of fame fight one day.

ilia destroys pimbitch
ilia destroys islam
ilia destroys ngannou

keep an eye out for a kid named ilia

>>149514944
she sounds hot

What is jon jones doin right now?

so is Ilia the hottest thing since McGregor?

based Strickland hope he finds that beaner and deports him from life

Keep an eye out for a goofy looking broke negroid named Erin

new heem mat just dropped

>>149514963
living in your head

that time Ken Shamrock was dropped by a ghost

>>149515008
Im just wondering if hes going to prison or not?

>>149515042
nah hes too rich for prison
recently a guitar player from a popular band mowed a dude down crossing the street with his giant SUV while on his phone and got zero jail time, community service and restitution.

Strickland said Khamzat is weak and only has 1 round

>>149515006
usmans headshot dead lookin ass belongs on there

Khumsplat is finished

when i watch topuria all i can think is just how fucking powerful is jeremy stephens

>>149515143
Finland, is this real?

>>149515143
lol fag

anyone clock that ilia was definitely a little shook? his footwork was stiff and flat.
compare to this
https://youtu.be/FvIUb0UFpIc

impressive performance none the less.

New meme, waddya think?

>>149515158
>does anyone think that fighting a former champion might be more intimidating than fighting an unranked can?
that's crazy bro i never considered that

Emmet2.0 schools ilia, sorry

>>149515186
DC going OO OOOO AAA AAA

>>149515186
DC is such a good negro.

>>149515158
ilia doesn't get shook. give it up leaf. the answer is you can't be bouncing around in front of a guy who wants to tackle you to the canvas.

>>149515182
The opposite of this can also be a very real thing. Many guys have no issue fighting guys ranked above them but get psyched out when they are fighting down or betting favorites. Chael discusses this psychological phenomenon regularly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc1TEY8tJFE we're here watching Joey HUMILIATE bitchmadeland

>>149515240
No thanks b I'm not muslim.

>>149515265
a real mexican standoff

>>149515265
Panties punked Van in the staredown.

>>149515265
If they make this at the end of the year or next year. Pantoja is losing

Vantoja

watch them do a PPV headlined by Van/Pantoja with a bunch of random shitty fights

>>149515329
for the Canadian PPV no doubt

>>149515186
doin the fuckin I feel like chicken tonight dance you just gotta love the CORMIERSTER

Joshua Vancouver

>>149515291
Van is a worse version of KKF. Pantoja will beat him easy like he beat Asakura

they were friends...

Topuria vs Islam would have been kino

Ilia vs Khabib

>>149515352
van is better than, he pressures and combinations punches. kai wins his overhand sometimes left like ercerg

how blessed is lightweight though, to consistently have like ten ranked dudes who just want to heem at all times

Joshua Van won. Start aplogizing to Asians. Start with me. And be respectful.

Laura Sanko taking a dump on a paper plate

>>149515265
why didnt royval wrestle?

Yeah I'm a jacked Burmese boy what up?

I'd like to personally thank Joshua Van for leading my Everest expedition

I keep hearing people in public talking about Ilia. We are truly in a new era.

ill take you to the 5th layer of... floor???!

The Royval Rumble

>>149515422
Whattup?

>>149515468
Is that bad? Just layers of floor, means it should last longer and not get fucked up?

shit I forgot to do the WAZZZZAAAA post in the game thread

>>149515475
idk but its like some floor wall paper that they kept putting a new layer when the top one got old. would make the floor feel uneven at least

>>149515497
You know dick all about flooring bud

>>149515475
It's ok to go over 1 layer, but you're not supposed to go over 2 layers. The bottom layer could be asbestos or just a pain in the ass to remove so a lot of times it's best not to disturb it.

>>149515513
Why don't you enlighten us then buddy

Sign the contract Topiglia

>>149515475
It's shit. The old vinyl flooring is compromised (cracked or just fucked up). Every layer under it would be the same.
You dont just get moisture from the air above it, you get moisture from below and the shit gets into any crack creating mould, bubbling and warping the fresh vinyl and smelling like payton talbots asshole the morning after a fight

WAZZZZZAAAAAAAAAA

>>149515529
he's fighting Ngannou next he doesn't have time for little boys like Topturo

>>149515555
Checked.

New kwabib cope just dropped

I'm maori
*cries*

Conor Mcgregor was the best UFC striker.

>>149515588
This dude is an actual fucking piece of shit human being. Its crazy I used to defend him and spammy here before I learned their true colors.

JDM will go down as a 0 defense champ

>>149515591
All the hours practiced in front of the mirror…wasted

>>149515581
I'm on fire tonight. Got a 33, a 666 and a 5555.
Check again.

>>149515600
You literally have sex with men.

>>149515609
nice 609 b

better than being a 0 champ country lolmao

FACT: 40 people would never follow Clitia to deface a bus.

Jack de Minger

>>149515597
he's no Lil Eagle

what it do...

>>149515611
I have sex with feminized whiteboys, there's a difference. No twink, no colored men, just femboys and trans white boys.

>>149515597
>slapped around by bum diaz

>>149515597
He’s literally one dimensional

Alroight, wassa craic then lads?

>>149515647
nate outweighed him by 250 pounds

>>149515643
Mentally unwell post.

Clitia Topiglet could never.

Sneed just dont miss!

this sneed guy is a genius!

Crazy to think that Paddy will be the Khabib to Topuria's Mcgregor.

crazy to think

I didnt even think I knew who Topuria was in 2022, Im more based than I even realized.

I will admit that Paddy is actually a large LW

>>149515714
I accept your concession.

>>149515611
You would know best.

>>149515704
Paddy can't grow a beard though

>>149515732
How pathetic.

kek jizzy consoling the Tony Asspinal and his goblin jew father that stuffed his asshole with HGH is hilarious

>>149515754
Daddysanya will give him the JonesBBC he desires.

My mustache & goatee combo naturally grows into place with zero trimming maintence required because I stand upon the precipice of human evolution.

>>149515765
nigga you look like Tim Kennedy

I miss 317, what a great event, I want to go back in time and live it all over again

>>149515767
I could fuck your girlfriend if you could ever get one ugly freak. Sit the fuck down with your negative ass nagging bullshit.

Bodied that ugly freak.

Some say Tim is handome

Yoel's son?

very disrespectful!

>>149515768
I wanna just continue to operate within the paradigm of my current understanding of space and time carrying my past memories and experiences with me into the future following a consistent linear trajectory as God intended.

>>149515805
Biblically accurate post.

>>149515805
Tim Kennedy has done lectures on this exact topic

This sneed character seems like a complete idiot, is he the local lolcow?

>>149515829
no he scored really high on the SAT

>>149515818
*Gane

>>149515836
Factual post.

>>149515836
We can easily tell it's you samefagging b

>>149515841
Sneed would never samefag I'm too based for that

Fighters we forgot in 2025
Jones
Aspinall
Poatan
Ankaliev

Algeria and morroco enter the thread

Alex Perez has the system to shut down Joshua Van

Indians cannot fight

Jews cannot fight

>>149515865
No joke, who are these two

>>149515865
They look bulgarian ngl

>>149515865
Delete that shit you fuckin goof

>>149515874
Jewish-Indian megastar Arman Tsarukyan would beg to differ

I am afraid; sadly, I fear.

>>149515874
>Indians cannot fight
ilya aptoro, maybe you heard of him

>>149515874
>Indians
Ilia Topuria - Lightweight champion
Arman Tsarukyan - #1 ranked Lightweight
>Jews
Chris Weidman - Middleweight champion
Ben Rothwell
Brendan Schaub

Armahnn Sarupian was born in Kashmir

What is it about Topuria that makes him so anti charismatic

>>149515905
I agree with all of them EXCEPT Schaub, Schaub is German b, look into it

>>149515874
Jews have fought bravely for years now against hamas thoughbeit

*zestily pushes xerself back*

In hindsight Charles' run was mid.

>>149515928
That was certainly quite gay

kek drumpfs budget cuts made funky ineligible for lung transplant

>>149515874
Jewish men are mutilated at birth by their rabbis, this doesn't help jewish men fighting wise when they get raped at birth.

*braps and begins to see red*

>>149515914
He copies gooby too much, tattoos and all, he was repeating Gooby quotes in his post-fight speech

>>149515874
Natan Levy would’ve killed Bryce

>>149515960
Why do brown thirdies always copy white trends a decade later and act like they invented it

for me it's Alan Belcher's bloated Johnny Cash tattoo

>>149515976
Someone needs to tell him to stop, it really damages his image
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/K2X2Mjxxmsk

>>149515914
>Manlet
>Mongeral
>Smug Expression 24/7

Pretty cool besides that tho and he's a certified heemer so I aint worried bout the rest.

>>149515865
heems forbidden thoughts

>>149515960
KEK literally Mcgregor from the temu app.

>>149516028
more like mcgregor 2.0

>>149515874
Why risking yourself when you have myriads of goys to do the fighting for you?

>>149515265
Why didnt they kiss?

POP POP POP POP
>Oy GRAHB APTORO BOY THE HEAD AND SMACK THAT WONK NOSE YE

>>149516042
It's very amusing that a literal mossad terrorist azazel worshipper is the owner of the UFC. combat sports are demonic

>>149516022
But it's cool when DDP and Saaiman do it?

Wut would Toporio do in a muay thai clinch? I think clinching up toporio may expose some fissures deep within his orifices

>>149516050
Really activates the almonds.

Great to have Sneed joining us here on heem

Ilia Topuria Is Done For
*silhouette of Jamie Mullarkey*

>>149516042
One day they will have to learn the meaning of protect yourself at all times, when the Samson option fails them because ayys won’t allow nukes

I don't get the sipping emote

OOOHHHH A HUGE RIGHT FROM CHARLES OLIVEIRA

>>149516072
making fun of the anglo turds

>>149515960
brown mcgoobs but still acts like a black

>>149516073
Real ones know that Charles would've finished Ilia by round 2.

Joanna Schaubnella, Zanella
Little peach of a ting
I'd grab her by the fat of her hips and bury my nnnnose in her
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

unfortunately the only thing Charles finished was loading up his DDP after getting filled with a hot Apturload

the up elbow would’ve been more reliable than the cross elbow but it’s uncomfortable to throw so mma fighters don’t throw it

The only Charles I can trust

>>149516090
Yoanna Zoella Schaub murdered her black child long before she met B. Schaub's gaze

>>149516102
Very interesting tattoo

>>149516102
his name is Justin

>>149516102
a needlessly wordy and politically correct tattoo, could've just said 'white pride'

>>149516102
RIP Gaethje

>>149516073
>>149516084
this cope is great

>>149516120
He's not immensely proud of his white brothers though. His most cherised friend is Belal Muhammad

Ilia Topuria removes his custom venum shorts to reveal a well formed, perfectly shaved puffy pink pussy

>>149516139
But enough about your dreams

>>149516124
>>149516143
Your favorite fighter was born female
Your favorite fighter has a vagina
I had a dream where I raped you to death

clitia tightpussia

Guess it's canadian schizo hours again

>>149516151
I also had a dream where I raped you to death

>>149516148
How'd you know that my favourite fighter is Kanadian?

charles had his eyes open the whole time, thus proving he was awake, thus proving the scripted nature of the fight

>>149516164
cope

>>149516164
Goobers will disagree.

>>149516187
lmao mr miyagi is SEETHING

>>149516187
this isn't /tv/ tard

>>149516187
Literally me when anyone dares to insult Bolk's cooking.

sois fear the brick

>>149516219
u scared soi?

Pinstand

Pen Island

>>149515152
'fraid so

Pen1

Im a fan of royval but im not sure how elite he is. His best weapon just seems to be insane cardio and output that most fighters cannot match which you could argue is an elite skill. However I was disappointed that he kept entering the same way and eating the same exact 2 from van the entire fight. It was hurting him and looked terrible to the judges.

I feel like van has won all his fights fighting with the same exact boxing style and its hard to tell how actually skilled he is at other things because no one has forced him out of his comfort zone and made him think about anything other than straight forward boxing. Although he did stuff some tds vs that japanese guy. Maybe he doesn't need to be well rounded if his boxing alone can get him the belt.

Kody Steele annihilates whoever the fuck you're babbling about

Kody Steer

Copacabana Steele

>>149515960
>am gonna put my balls in your forehead
used the same quote gooby told to chad

>Knows he has to face MovGOAT
>Flees the division
>Never mentions "He Who Must Not Be Named Again"

Topturomengs eggs plain

>>149516332
"movsar"
:skull:

>>149516332
nice cope

"I fear" - Movsar Evloev

Wonder if Pantoja makes more for a fight than Angela hill

>>149516371
Well is Angela Hill a champion? Then probably not. Wasn't hard to figure that out

>>149516372
Retard.

Just finished Am I Racist

>>149516327
Thanks professor

Evloev is the most forgettable good fighter on the roster

Is evloev the one who dates children

I saw the Jojoa stuff from yesterday, looks like I missed out but just had a flick through and it was all quite funny. Good job guys.
Hopefully we'll have some fun later

*grabs you by scruff of your clit*
BAPBAPBAPBAPBAP

>>149516410
Sorry brazza I had to do dis

>>149516028
Man, shut up

Movsar Evloev, that man.....he gives me chills.

17 year old poonhound Movsar Evloev

Movsar Evloev... Certainly someone who exists.

Anyone see O'Malley's reaction to Topuria? Suga Schaub sounded crazy zesty

Did Strickland rush and assault someone at a regional show for being rude to him KWARB

I could lift Topuria up by his scalp and punch him in the face repeatedly until tears started streaming down his face

>>149516417
Dated a 16 y.o. when I was 19 it was weird we'd both just turned too wouldn't do it again

>>149516454
WHI HIS CLIT CAGE GOGH FLYIN OFF

>>149516473
terrifying and apparent! He ran in ready to teep him with his sissy shoes! KWAB!

Women are retards.

>>149516517
That monkey just needed to get off his back.

>>149516520
>I had to get that nigger off my back
based usmeng

>>149516512
you're the biggest women I know

>>149516523
What is that supposed to mean?

>>149516539
I suspect Ilia may be trying to pull one of those moves where he says something which is not actually true.

Not sure why Guru was trying so hard to push against Topuria vs Pimblett. It's the money fight. That's where the money is. He even admits that Paddy would likely lose to Arman, so why ruin the opportunity?

He's right you know.

>>149516562
This is facts

>>149516561
We don't watch that shit broski
>>149516511
He got a punch in but they rushed him with Curtis which is hilarious bitch behavior and truly dagestan esque

>>149516562
Ilia got dropped he got up. Islam got dropped he stayed down. We don't need more info than that.

>>149516562
jdmbros... we already lost

The rise and fall of Sean Strickland
In the span of mere months

How anyone can unironically watch 9 hours of a greasy english boy getting his picks wrong week in week out I'll never understand

>>149516561
I cant answer this question with specifics. But perhaps you will be able to better approach your quandary when I re-frame the perspective of your logical reasoning process. Where you may be looking at this situation based upon yourself and how you would think or behave I suggest you also rationalize things from the vantage of an incredibly ugly bitter compulsive liar hypocrite with an unwarranted superiority complex who often times lies or misdirects others for seemingly no reason at all and very much will continue such behavior even when his illogical behavior serves to benefit nobody and/or his duplicity is fully promulgated.

In other words, do not apply logic to an illogical situation.

>>149516539
Gooby said this exact quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC2IcqRN9mw

>>149516617
Load a words there but I believe you were telling my fellow suolichad that mmaguru has claimed on camera that gypsies are an honorable people who fight clean and just commit minor misdemeanours so any more shit out of his mouth can be disregarded

>>149516617
Factually valid philosophical platitudes from which to more effectivly direct psychological analysis.

>>149516627
Don't trust anglos. Don't trust fat people. Don't trust ugly people. Don't trust people who lie about their height. We must believe none of what we are told and half of what we observe.

>>149516633
title of the movie ''The quitting bitch''

>>149516638
Profoundly well advised post.

Just watched the tito movie Operation: Black Operations. Don't know how it could have been made it doesn't make sense how it's this bad. Some parts are so bad they're good but more boring than anything. It's not even direct-to-netflix steven segal good.
They don't have microphones it's just camera mic and there's only 2 action scenes that last 2 min. https://youtu.be/ISGjfhyj5D8?t=880 Whole movie is on youtube.

>>149516638
>Don't trust jews
Ftfy

>>149516654
VERY COOL! Ever since Tito sold Big Bear, he's seemed sad

>>149516654
Thank you for this review. Now, please explain to me why the new season of Andor sucks so bad that I couldnt even finish the first episode when I loved season 1?

>>149516638
Damn bappa talmbout scorching the earth b

>>149516668
It is what it is.

>>149516654
Why does he have a palestine scarf on has Tito joined Isis

Come on man you dont really think Tito joined ISIS do you?

Is Ariel banned from UFC events? What did he actually do besides asking pressing questions. I’m an Ariel fan btw do what you must. He has good takes, why the fuck would he attend the Jake fight and not IFW

>>149516686
tried to suck faber's ding dong after a vodka latke very disrespectful

>>149516686
He claims to not be officially banned from UFC events. Fact Check: He is banned from UFC events.

And that pretty much brings us full-circlr to our central point: hes a kike.

>>149516654
>BAW GAWD HE KILLT EEM

>>149516654
Cyril Gane is the only successful fighter who became a successful Actor.

>>149516699
Is this the so bad its good part or the part where it doesn't make sense that its so bad?

>>149516686
Who cares about that rat jew

>>149516699
WHAT A FUCKIN BEACH BAD BOY!!!

Ciryl "The Rat Jew" Gane

The worst thing is after toporia and paddy fight they're going to cuddle with putting their tongue in eachothers ears telling eachother they didn't mean anything they said. That's something I HATE about the UFC. Fucking faggots

>>149516654
Just watched on 2x speed. Awesome film!

>>149516710
I don’t like Jews but you can’t deny he is a good MMA journalist. And I want nothing more to see him back asking questions making the lying fuck Dana seethe

Also ngl this fight made me a little nervous about Illia vs Arman, I previously thought Arman would dog walk him but now I’m unsure. Is Armans chin tried and tested?

Paddy is definitely not ready yet, it should be him vs giga bum Gaethje (which paddy will breeze through) he just needs a little more experience

>>149516686
He didn't just attend the Paul fight he works for DAZN. He does their press conferences and post fight interviews. Especially Paul's.
>>149516698
He's banned from ever getting a press pass for scrums and conferences. And no reserved celebrity front row sections. He would have to pay full price for seats, which to your last point, he would never do.

>>149516682
Stranger things have happened sneedy

Many people don't remember that Gamrot tossed Arman out of the octagon into the jumbotron and he got electrocuted and died

>>149516742
Ty for the info, what was the actual tipping point though what did he do to make Daner hate him so much

conor, dustin, justin

volk, holloway, oliveria

which is better.

>>149516739
Arman is stuck in another dimension, dana doesn't even refer to him by name anymore

>>149516760
Well Dana did state in the 317 post conference that Arman wasn’t going to make weight and his back wasn’t hurt, if so the punishment is fit for the crime.

Dana lies about fucking everything though so it’s hard to tell if true. But he’s in a tough spot here, does he feed Illia Arman whom could potentially take Illia out easy? Removing said star temporarily. Or feed him Paddy instantly removing one huge star

I've just realised, Paddy(Nate) vs Ilia(Connor). Chills.

I've just realised, Kevin Holland(Nate) vs Ilia(Connor). Chills.

>>149516776
Dana doesn't care or want any stars b, why do you think he stopped making promos like this

Uh yeah Im thinking

>>149516795
Why is this guy okay to say the n word?

>>149516799
Cause he a real one

>>149516741
gaychee would make a good Lawnmower Man

>>149516754
Word is he pulled out instead of creampieing him. Easy way to get on daners bad side

>>149516799
Everybody is okay to say the n word as long as youre ready to stand your base.

>>149516709
Kind of both. It's the only fight scene and there's one shoot out. He hip tosses him and gnps him to the body then head stomps. An hour of the movie is him building a team and it's boring.
The so bad it's good part is really this speech https://youtu.be/ISGjfhyj5D8?t=3145 Where he talks about the new wave of le ebil nazis hell bent on stobbin the grant replacement. It's really just all shit.

>>149516742
>>149516742
This can not keep happening. Everyone that's lost to this guy should be ostracized from boxing. Don't fight him if you're not going to win

>>149516791
How can one man be so based

>>149516815
I hate movies and TV shows. Truly the lowest form of art.

Is Canor aware that the IRA was a terrorist organisation when he blathers on coke rants about hamas

>>149515754
>>149515762
Jizzy betrayed jones here. Very spineless. Very shameful. Turncoat bitch.

>>149516837
Kek that guy would koll for McGregor, you can tell

>>149515928
mcmahon needs to get brought on so they can learn how to properly do this shit

>>149516851
Why must you levy these burdensome inquiries upon us?

Why is the boy sticking up for third world weirdos

We cannot stick up for them.

>>149516857
I don't understand helwani ball fondlers and thought the irish are exempt but we've had a live one itt and Canor loves them like he's brazilian

What was the last UFC event Conor attended? MSG?

I'd agree with sneed and reply for a chat but he's is into some unbelievably gay shit

Man I got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 third world weirdos who Im sticking up for (nigga) who Im sticking up for (lil bihh) who Im sticking up for (on god?)

>>149516862
We are literally paying for this shit you disingenuous shell fish avoider

Who do you pick?

>>149516851
>>149516871
I reckon gooby is kissing hebrew ass in order to save his image in the media after the rape debacle

Saar he's is into redeem it NOOO SAAR HE'S IS REDEEMING IT!!

Bodied that freak.

>>149515754
don't be a hater for no reason, little man

>>149516846
why would jontron say this

>>149516890
Seems somebody had asked for his movie of the year.

>>149516885
Weinstein didn't have to debase himself how can McGregor be so blind to see

>>149516892
Factual post

nice and flowey yeh

Hey stop pretending to be somebody else pretending to be yourself!

*turns monitor on*

Look at this ugly freak!

>>149516851
The most pathetic downfall in sports history

>I want Ilia brazza.
Chills.

>>149516925
hes literally on the run howbeit

Islam had to step up and fight the contender series fighter who decisioned Belal Muhammed on his first title defense rather than the guy who has been knocking out some of the greatest fighters of all time. For legacy brazza you know I deserve this.

I must fight wiff real contender series gangster Jack of the madellena

Why do dagi rats fear georgians so much?

>Brazza who diss guy
Chills.

If sneed ever tried to show me a cool spider or snail he found there would only be one outcome

>>149516939
>the guy who has been knocking out some of the greatest fighters
You mean Volk and charles, ye Islam already beat them when they were at their prime.

>>149516920
Part of me really wants Vince to buy BKFC so he and the Canman can go on a rampage together

>>149516955
Freak status: Bodied

Now that i think about it, Ilia is basically only beating Islam's leftovers

paddy is a big young man in his prime unlike the 3 pensioners ilia has been getting credit for bullying

I long for another Gooby-esque UFC run.

>>149516959
The featherweight strikers?

>>149516851
you can be against both kikes and the muzzies, you know

Its dunny because Oliveira has a better run and a better resume than khapiss and sisslam

>>149516984
ok but why would that make things full of dunes?

>>149516984
Its not that funny to me, Its kind of irksome.

>>149516989
Dunny actually means toilet b

>>149516851
It's funny cause he is using the migrants thing as a clutch when it's israel and jewish NGOs constantly sending africans to Europe

>>149516997
hey you learn something new every day

Are you sleeping?

>>149517000
By funny you mean fucking atrocious, even worse is that we have an economy in the shitter and joined lameto and WILL pay the 5% to save ukraine so when the gazans and persians come here shit will get even hairier makes me actually mad tbph

Oliveira had a short lived but kino run due to being mediocre fighter and half blind but the extreme level of SOVL made that time special while khapiss would duck 15 times and like pisslam eould have tailor made match ups and would never make weight and use drugs to cheat as hard as possible because muslims have no morality and no alleigence except to the devil and his angels.
All im saying is that none of islams victories are impressive and the exact time a real contender and exciting match up was made he immediately resorts to khabib prostitute taqqyah.
He is not a man let alone a man of his own.
Khabussy 100% calls him from time to time to check in so he doesnt escape like his sister.

>>149517024
The brazza era was a sham fer ser

At least Umar fought a worthwhile matchup

>>149517024
Charles is genuinely rags to riches while kvassblob is a nepo baby by dagestan standards and afaik islam is a city fag

You know I'm retired I won't comeback to fighting. Yeah I know the president needs me but my family needs me more.

Oliveria has on all kinds of anti-biotics. He was half dead man.

Will the real abdulmanap nurmagomedov please stand up, please stand up

Will the real abdulmanap nurmagomedov please stand up...uh we're gonna have a problem here!

Yall act like you never heard of covid before.
All running to board the last flight out that airport.
Meanwhile T Ferg still made weight right there in New York.

Its the return of the oh wait no way youre kidding he didnt duck for a 5th time did he?

And Abdulmanap said "_____"
Nothing you idiots, abdulmanaps dead!
Muslim men love Khabib *chicka-chicka* Fat Head Im sick of him always shooting for crotch like a you-know-what ducking any fights they want to do.

>Oliveria has on
good morning saar

>>149517032
Imagine having 2 fat cowards as coaches no wonder he had his ass handed to him.

>>149517056
I was just calling him out for this 10 minutes ago.

>>149517076
Chicken korma and garlic naan bossman

Janny is late for work today I fear...

Tsk tsk tsk, Im afraid this will be coming out of his wage sadly.

>>149517090
Brother you need naan peshwari and butter chicken

Ilia Topuria needs to win his next 12 fights to just match Khabibs record

>>149517123
Agreed. Let's get Said Khaliov, Ali Bagov and Magomed Magomedov lined up and see how Topiglet handles such a murderers row.

So glad that Ilya won

>>149517132
Magomed Magomegadov?

>>149517132
They're now passed their PRIME™ I lament

We lament*

>>149517151
Yeah, he's actually the least jobber in khabibs record, lost to Patchy Mix twice though

>>149517159
This is the /heem/ consensus

I'm a disgraceful fraud and my greatest skill is identifying farts

>>149517184
>tfw an aroma of the U.S variety wafts past

If Gooby ever comes back (he definitely won’t) the only appropriate fight in this day and age is the Volkster

>>149517184
*sniiiiiff* shut yer mout ya big fat pig ov a ting yeah great big fat sphurr of an arse on yez ya coward a scared little man yous iz yeah runnin n hidin yeah great big fat scared little pig ov a ting and oim da big big bad wolf hahahaha yeah and donchu forget it was me who made you rich oi own da nurmagomedov clan ya owe me in royalties back tax ting an' oim comin' to collect *sniff* *sip* where's dat proide float we've been droivin' for ages now loik

>>149514884 (OP)
How can you possilbly respond without sounding mad?

>>149517243
Bringing up his height should handle it

>>149517256
it would be even more embarrassing for Islam

Shouldn't have supported pedophile jews Charlie, sorry not sorry.

Everywhere I go, bitches always know;
Sneedy b has got a weenie that he loves to show.

>>149516880
I'd rather pay for people to get massacred than to pay for immigrants Nappies, disgusting traditional dress, and western union transfers

If I’m 95kg what should my cutting weight be? Who would I have to fight

Honestly, what's Illia's winning strategy? He is a natural featherweight while Paddy walks around at 300 before dropping to 155 so Paddy has the natural size advantage. Paddy also has a granite chin and can literally walk forward eating blows all day. He's also a BJJ black belt and he ragdolled THE Michael Chandler, so wrestling and grappling are also out of the question.

Jon “Coke” Jones
Jon “Hit-&-Run” Jones
Jon “Pictogram” Jones
Jon “Probation” Jones
Jon “No-Show” Jones
Jon “Pulsing” Jones
Jon “Suspended” Jones
Jon “USADA” Jones
Jon “Roidrage” Jones
Jon “Bonesaw” Jones
Jon “Tested” Jones
Jon “Banned” Jones
Jon “Eyepoke” Jones
Jon “Violation” Jones
Jon “DUI” Jones
Jon “Controversy” Jones
Jon “Felony” Jones
Jon “Excuse” Jones
Jon “Spineless” Jones
Jon “Tripwire” Jones
Jon “Slipout” Jones
Jon “Flashback” Jones
Jon “Inmate” Jones
Jon “Evader” Jones
Jon “Dirty” Jones
Jon “Delay” Jones
Jon “Denied” Jones
Jon “Comeback?” Jones
Jon “Unlicensed” Jones
Jon “Repeat” Jones
Jon “Karma” Jones

No referring to Polish or Ukrainians though, they're class

>>149517311
Facts

>>149517301
Why not neither and you get to have more money to spend on toblerones

15 minutes I done aldo 15 seconds.
Show yo wife nigga. Show yo kids nigga.

What's that there is that for me to answer that there?

>>149517345
Gooby said the n word and stood his base

why didnt royval take van down
or do the shit he did on aldo?

Surely the irish have the pass

>>149517321
Ah my naive little Doodle. You think the government pulls out and say gad ZOOKS look at all the money we have left over now. Let's make the NHS run amazingly, let's cut the living costs for my fellow beloved man and subsidise what's needed for people of low income

You wanna wrestle then let's wrestle, let's wrestle! Let's wrestle!!

I'm not a doodle

We're GONNA wrestle.

Yeah you hope mate.

*stands up*

Khabib disappoints me immensely

>>149517381
https://youtu.be/FUlKDEK9iwo?si=N6XcIAo_nEGgFeUn

>>149517429
Early as early could be stoppage by a bummy ref

>>149517428
I used to bully the little shit whenever I could oh those were the days

This guy is lucky that Curtis held Sean back because he was moments away from jabbing and teeping him to a brutal 29-28

>>149517428
cute shybib :3

>>149517461
He landed one although to no effect of course

>>149517465
You literally have sex with men.

It has awoken

This time next week Im gonna be snowboarding in the Alps and/or surfing on the Mediterranean.

God I love being white.

>>149517428
This dude fucks

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>149517496
Turn your monitor on.

>>149517500
What was the reasoning behind this? Sean’s looking thiq af desu

>>149517500
>DX Chop detected

>>149517500
Lands flush at around 12 seconds and no damage we call this the Strickland Effect

https://streamable.com/01pyg8
they was boys

>>149517521
The guy that won said Sean's corner were talking shit during the fight and calling him tired and fat and stuff

>>149517521
Why are you gay

>>149517538
I’m just zesty bro

>>149517533
Sean was triggered by a large man telling him to suck it for some odd reason ('d 'o)

>>149517553
Turn on your monitor

>>149517553
Pakkoruotsi innit

Turn on your monitor

So what, the champion? The belt means something? No, meaningless

>>149517576
What the hell

>>149516278
Van reminds me of illia, i think his boxing ability is on a similar level and that hes a little faster, obviously his power is nowhere near Illias but both of those things are a given since hes a flyweight. i think his level against the top guys is gonna be purely decided by how good he is/will become at TDD, if hes already got elite TDD (unlikely) then he could very well beat Pantoja on the feet.

>>149517493
ski season ended months ago tho

i'd still take the alps, much better than cooking at sea level with this heat

>>149517374
Kek

>>149517500
>angrily waddles at you in his flipflops

>>149517589
Remember the name:

>>149517583
What are the good places to buy historic property from the government for cheap that they make you agree to fix up or whatever? We are thinking about buying a home in Italy.

>>149517500
lost the story at 0:09 by putting his hands up like that

>>149517553
You are Gane

shut up nerds
film study is on

Luke Thomas is a STUPID BITCH who's losing his entire networth out from under his dumb retarded faggot ass immedietly after he spent his whole entire adult life working on paying off a shitty car and mortgage in central DC, LMAO! Trump is slashing all those useless bushit government jobs left right and center which created that housing bubble to begin with dummy, your 1/4 acre of dense residental land isnt worth shit buddey are you fucking stupid for real???? BAHAHAHAHA!!
*inhale*

Ahhhhhhahahahahaha!! Eat shit you useful idiot welfare queen wannabe jarhead neo-liberal desk jockey brainrotted beta numale cuckold faggot broke reddit-bitch!! Enjoy all those niggers you love so much moving into your once over-priced suburban high tax retail and crime infested shithole you absolute fucking clown of a human!!!

I can't go on like this man. I'm crushed here

Colby refused to expose the holohoax

>>149517600
>we
You aren’t buying shit you’re 30 and love with your mother

>>149517644
I love myself homie.

The thought of buying a vacation home revved him.

>>149517593
This is beautiful. You don't always have to be incredibly witty or even creative yo be effective

So Sneed lied about the whole having a job and moving out of his parents house thing huh

As a millionaire living my best life, I'm not giving $20k to the first 20 people who respond to me with “GRACE” I understand that many people are struggling with bills, and I do not want to help reduce that burden

There's a lot to unpack here.

>>149517683
Why would he betray our trust like that? I believed in him. I really did. And now I feel like a fool

Clitia Topiglet.

>>149517726
You are not entitled to the truth regarding my employment and home ownership status.

Gapedrew Typiglet is unemployed.

>>149517739
You think I'm just some plaything for you to beguile and deceive as you please? Is this some sort of sick game to you?

?

I thought Spammy was supposed to be in a wheelchair?

We can arrange for that.

>>149517757
Why did sneed copy this guys beard? It doesn’t look good when you’re a fat fuck

is this just one of the namefag discussion generals now

>>149517770
>this guy
Isn't your name Erin?

>>149517774
>now

Nice eyebrows you fucking dingleberry.

>>149517774
I'm having a great time with my friends Sneed and Erin

Erin has permanently prolapsed the porkedcord I fear

>>149517749
>>149517757

By using "Erin's" picture, Sneed inadvertently concedes that his online bullies are not all one person.

>>149517796
By all means call me Andrew my friend.

>>149517801
How exactly does this most fragile and desperate sliver of cope relate to sports?

Erin is a girl's name though fr

>>149517810
Factual post!!

>>149517819
Jealous?

Mauri

>>149517821
Very jealous, thats why I got so aggressive after you mentioned your vacation to Italy.

>>149517821
Drew could be a girls name too, all xhe needs is a girls body.

>>149517832
Xe already has breasts i fear

>>149517832
Too bad Im not a skinny arm androgynous betacuck like you eh?

>>149517844
You’re not a skinny anything Ms.Piglet

Answer the question when I address you son.

>>149517844
How do you choose which one to reply to?

>>149517824
Knee droppingly excellent post broidi hh

>>149517824
Sad and afraid.

>>149516949
Genetical memory.
Georgian Khevsurs(The guys who live in mountains on other side of Dagestan) used to collect Dagestani ears and add them to string for every dagistani they killed, because dagistanis were uncivilized raiders for nearly 3,000 years without a written language or a statehood at any point in history.

Make it a Clitia Topiglet thread.

>>149517877
No disrespect but making necklaces out of ears is savage behavior you expect from cannibals with bones in their noses

>>149517877
the ufc needs to use this storyline for ilia vs islam

>>149517909
>No disrespect but making necklaces out of ears
Not a necklace, it was hanged in front of house to deter Dagestani marauders, it worked breddy well. Pic related, Khevsurs.

>>149517923
or maybe you stop being such a bitch

>>149517589
cocaine conor is undefeated