THEY’RE CALLING ME ABDUL NOW – CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ABDUL! THESE PEOPLE THINK I’M SOME GUY FROM THE MIDDLE EAST. I LOVE THE MIDDLE EAST, I MADE PEACE DEALS THERE, THE BEST DEALS, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. BUT I’M NOT ABDUL, OKAY? I’M DONALD J. TRUMP. THE RADICAL LEFT THINKS THEY CAN JUST CALL ME ABDUL LIKE I’M SOME RANDOM GUY RIDING A CAMEL THROUGH THE DESERT – NO, I BUILT SKYSCRAPERS, I DON’T RIDE CAMELS. I HAVE THE BEST GOLF COURSES, NOT TENTS IN THE SAND, FOLKS. THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY. THEY’RE SO DISRESPECTFUL. CALL ME PRESIDENT, CALL ME DONALD, CALL ME SIR – BUT I’M NOT ABDUL, OKAY? NEVER WAS, NEVER WILL BE. TOTAL DISGRACE WHAT THEY’RE SAYING.