I KNEEL
I SQUEAL
MY PLANETARY FEAT ISN'T REAL

I COPE
I MOPE
SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE

I SIN
WITHOUT OUTSIDE HELP I DON'T WIN
I BELONG IN A TRASH BIN

I JOB
I'M A SLOB
I'M TOO SHORT TO REACH THE DOORKNOB

MY FANBASE IS FULL OF TRANNIES
MY DADDIES DON'T WANT ME TO MARRY
I AM, A SONICPHONY