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Anonymous No.149452032 >>149452059 >>149452064 >>149452094 >>149452103 >>149452169 >>149452185 >>149453160 >>149453587 >>149453663 >>149455287
Death Battle
post some fights that could break the 4th wall
Anonymous No.149452059
>>149452032 (OP)
Kratos vs Composite fiction
Anonymous No.149452062 >>149452071
This is the thread.
Anonymous No.149452064
>>149452032 (OP)
Popeye vs Bobobo.
Anonymous No.149452071 >>149452086 >>149452099
>>149452062
... where the Xeelee job to birds.
Anonymous No.149452074
The orgy so far

DANTE jerking off BILL CIPHER while fucking ERZA
KORRA riding PO while AFRO SAMURAI jerks off in her face
MAKIMA blowing GOJO
STAR blowing STEVEN
ICHIGO and APOCALYPSE 69

NATURO female form masturbating alone

SUPERMAN fucking GOKU
RAPHAEL fucking YANG
Anonymous No.149452077 >>149452093
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous No.149452086
>>149452071
OUTERVERSAL birds btw
Anonymous No.149452087 >>149452123
NO MORE POINTLESS KEKPOSTING OR I'M GONNA FUARKING DESTROY YOUR FEATLESS HEROES ONE BY ONE!
Anonymous No.149452093
>>149452077
Hulksisters...
Gokubros...
Anonymous No.149452094
>>149452032 (OP)
Prime wins for the sole fact that he's not Homestuck
Anonymous No.149452099 >>149452126
>>149452071
I love birds so fucking much. God has given us precious flying fluffballs and it's MY duty to protect them all.
Anonymous No.149452103 >>149452135
>>149452032 (OP)
MOLESTEDtos got RAPED by every single character in the previous thread btw
Anonymous No.149452106 >>149452117 >>149452127 >>149452157 >>149452161 >>149452174 >>149452178 >>149452271
Bros I can’t even go one day without fapping
Anonymous No.149452108
Post a mountain destroying simonjeet.
Anonymous No.149452117
>>149452106
PORNADDICTos...
Anonymous No.149452118
Post a mountain destroying kylejeet.
Anonymous No.149452123 >>149452138
>>149452087
This is /dbg/. We are all the Heartless and Nobodies of Spider-Man writers and Robert Kirkman, and are inherently drawn to cuckoldry and netorare.
Anonymous No.149452126
>>149452099
Bastion...
Anonymous No.149452127 >>149452145
>>149452106
That's why I became a pimp.
Anonymous No.149452135
>>149452103
Jeets and rape, name a more iconic duo
Anonymous No.149452137
>>149452075
>game retcons the arcade games so now modern DK is arcade DK
Okay WHAT the fuck
>meaning he knew Pauline since he was a child and was lusting over her
That is fucking sus
>>149452096
>"Prank" Mario by almost killing him 10,000,001 times while on the job
Yeah sure pal
Anonymous No.149452138 >>149452160 >>149452214
>>149452123
Post Robert KEKman making a good story.
Anonymous No.149452145
>>149452127
Kyle Rayner...
Anonymous No.149452157
>>149452106
Kyle Rayner…
Anonymous No.149452160 >>149452214
>>149452138
Edgy Shock Drama isn't good writing?
Anonymous No.149452161
>>149452106
Albert Simon...
Anonymous No.149452169 >>149452200
>>149452032 (OP)
Superboy should be fighting gwen
Anonymous No.149452174 >>149452194 >>149452196
>>149452106
Porn addiction is stronger than my hero...
Anonymous No.149452178
>>149452106
Kyle Broflovski…
Anonymous No.149452185 >>149452193 >>149452201 >>149452239 >>149452263
>>149452032 (OP)
Yugi vs Ash
Anonymous No.149452191 >>149452209
Goku? Won the last thread.
Anonymous No.149452193
>>149452185
>Grid
ESLgi...
Anonymous No.149452194 >>149454338
>>149452174
name even a SINGLE porn-addicted hero and post panels/screencaps of them unable to control their goonerlust to substantiate your accusation(s)
Anonymous No.149452196
>>149452174
Gokubro…
Anonymous No.149452200
>>149452169
He can fight both, they each embody and mirror a different aspect of his character
Anonymous No.149452201 >>149452219 >>149452239 >>149452263
>>149452185
Anonymous No.149452209 >>149452215 >>149452219 >>149452230 >>149455432
>>149452191
Beerus would be obliterated by Sailor Moon btw
Anonymous No.149452214 >>149452226
>>149452138
I...cannot.

>>149452160
Personally shock factor can be fun, but most westoid writers can only do NTR or rape like they are writing a really mediocre doujin. Kirkman only has the woman raping a beta male and some degenerate faggot seething so hard over getting cucked they killed several of their co-workers and took over the world.
Anonymous No.149452215 >>149452243 >>149452297
>>149452209
Goku. Solos.
Anonymous No.149452219 >>149452230 >>149452238 >>149452239 >>149452263 >>149452308
>>149452201

>>149452209
I hate how death battle fans apparently have moon at a super high standard but have no fucking idea of any of her feats
Anonymous No.149452226
>>149452214
Will female chud survive the animated series bros?
Anonymous No.149452230 >>149452238 >>149452244
>>149452209
at least someone agrees with me on that
>>149452219
Sailor Moon is fucking broken by the end of her manga look it up bru
Anonymous No.149452238 >>149452254 >>149452258 >>149452263
>>149452219

>>149452230
No, YOU tell me why exactly she is "broken".
Anonymous No.149452239 >>149452254 >>149452256
>>149452185
>>149452201
>>149452219
>another reddit repost from listroon
Anonymous No.149452243
>>149452215
… Usagi’s laundry.
Anonymous No.149452244
>>149452230
>uknown
huh?
Anonymous No.149452254 >>149452274 >>149452318
>>149452238

>>149452239
Cope, if it fits i will just crosspost.
Anonymous No.149452255
KINGtos taught me to be a strong father figure who can always improve from past sins
Asaara taught me to cry, bitch, and moan until I get another asspull power-up. And that it's good to be a cuck
Anonymous No.149452256
>>149452239
forgot the image
Anonymous No.149452258 >>149452305
>>149452238
you're literally spamming images you already spammed last thread, if you got time to lean you got time to clean
Meanwhile KINGtos have given me the day off, so I'm free to post about how Simon vs Kyle was a shit matchup just like Miles vs Deku
Anonymous No.149452263 >>149452279 >>149452305 >>149452318 >>149452336
>>149452185
>>149452201
>>149452219
>>149452238
Aren't we like 6 months away from the fight? Or was this a discord leak?
Anonymous No.149452271
>>149452106
simon/kylejeet...
Anonymous No.149452274
>>149452254
the redditor thinks he has rights kek
Anonymous No.149452277 >>149452993
Magical girl bullshit never works on me.
>She can DESTROY THE CONCEPT OF...
>She is ACKSHULLY a GOD OF FICTION and ALL OF FICTION is FICTION to her and she is NOT FICTION
>She can like BLOW UP THE UNIVERSE despite having sub wall-level feats and getting raped by a sun.
>She is NARRATIVELY DESTINED TO ALWAY WIN
This crap makes NLF look completely respectable and for them to one shot fiction the only logical outcome.
Anonymous No.149452279 >>149452305
>>149452263
It's not an actual leak
Anonymous No.149452284 >>149452298
Asura taught me to control my anger and direct my righteous fury only at those who deserve retribution.
KEKtos taught me to be a psychopath who mass murders entire crowds of innocent people but it’s okay if you grow a onions boy beard and act like a limp wristed faggot while teaching your son to grow up to be a spineless bitch like you. And that it’s good to be a cuck.
Anonymous No.149452297 >>149452306 >>149452316
>>149452215
...Composite Fiction's laundry.
Anonymous No.149452298
>>149452284
Kratos even carried on his own bloodline but now it's gone
Anonymous No.149452305 >>149452327 >>149452362
>>149452279
>>149452263
Did you legit think the clear parody of simon vs kyle was a legit leak?

>>149452258
Ive only posted them once. That is not spamming.
Anonymous No.149452306 >>149452388 >>149452428
>>149452297
… and by composite fiction I mean wall level fiction while Bejita kisses Goku’s wife.
Anonymous No.149452308 >>149452370
>>149452219
Sailor Moon once lost a fight to a tyre so badly that she needed a flashback inspired powerup to beat it.
Anonymous No.149452316 >>149452388 >>149453026
>>149452297
Some of that laundry would kill Gokek
Anonymous No.149452318
>>149452254
>>149452263
Kill yourself listtroon.
Anonymous No.149452327
>>149452305
>Did you legit think the clear parody of simon vs kyle was a legit leak?
Why did you quote me when I literally told him the exact opposite of this?
Anonymous No.149452329 >>149452354 >>149452394
Anonymous No.149452331
Post Gokek destroying a universe by himself.
Anonymous No.149452335 >>149452355
Bros.......I really do love comics. I know they have flaws, but man......I like seeing these characters persist for decades.
Anonymous No.149452336 >>149452350
>>149452263
it's the spic listroon, just ignore him like we do with his preferred gender
Anonymous No.149452345
SISSYmon lost last thread btw
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149452350 >>149452363
>>149452336
spic here. that fag is not one of us
he's a chicano
Anonymous No.149452353
SISSYle lost last thread btw
Anonymous No.149452354
>>149452329
Omni-Man lost that fight btw.
Anonymous No.149452355 >>149452457
>>149452335
It'd be nice if the writers who took the torch that was handed to them didn't IMMEDIATELY douse it out in fucking cow shit. Seriously nobody on this planet wanted a feminist female Thor but we have multiple volumes of that now
Anonymous No.149452362
>>149452305
Eh, to be fair I've seen worse stuff being actually real like Daima's SS4 leak
Anonymous No.149452363
>>149452350
I presume that's even worse
Anonymous No.149452364 >>149452372 >>149452974
>I can destroy METAPHYSICS
post a character actually doing this or they're FRAUDS
Anonymous No.149452369
SISSYtos lost last thread btw
Anonymous No.149452370
>>149452308
Sailor Moon has lost fights against balloons, on multiple occasions.
Anonymous No.149452372 >>149452386
>>149452364
Behold
Anonymous No.149452377 >>149452402 >>149452409
SUSSYsura lost ladt thread btw
Anonymous No.149452386
>>149452372
AAAIIIIIIEEEEEE AS AN ESL ASURABRO I CAN'T READ ALL OF THAT. AI AND TIKTOK SUMMARIZE THAT FOR ME OR I'M FINISHED!!!!
Anonymous No.149452388
>>149452316
No lies detected.
>>149452306
Obvious lie is obvious.
Anonymous No.149452391
>ladt
ESLsura...
Anonymous No.149452394
>>149452329
God, I wish Tsuyu would beat the shit out of me...
Anonymous No.149452397
Anonymous No.149452402 >>149452559
>ESL Asurabro
>Meanwhile actual Kratosbros can’t even spell sissy and last right
>>149452377
Anonymous No.149452404
Who would win? Also that Bond fight was lame
Anonymous No.149452409
>>149452377
>SUSSYsura
Amongus lost btw
Anonymous No.149452428
>>149452306
No lies detected.
Anonymous No.149452431 >>149452438 >>149452443 >>149452458 >>149452471
Remember that Mario is stronger than Sonic
Anonymous No.149452438 >>149452444
>>149452431
...In my headcanon!
Anonymous No.149452443
>>149452431
>HBOCku
KWAB!
Anonymous No.149452444 >>149452460 >>149452550
>>149452438
Anonymous No.149452456 >>149453040
>When every speedster in fiction runs a train on Amy, Sally and every one of my women in my verse
Anonymous No.149452457
>>149452355
It seems that era is behind us now and thankfully Hulk and Thor have KINO runs.
Anonymous No.149452458 >>149452506
>>149452431
>Mario also no diffs Goku
BTW
Anonymous No.149452460
>>149452444
LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.149452470
Friendly reminder that Wally is stronger than Sonic
Anonymous No.149452471
>>149452431
Genuinely who was contesting that? Sonic is speed, Mario is strength.
Anonymous No.149452482
Post Gokek destroying a galaxy.
Anonymous No.149452500 >>149452584 >>149452600
>SHITnic
Stayin' still, eyes closed
Let the world just pass me by
Pain pills, nice clothes
If I fall, I think I'll fly
Touch me, Midas
Make me part of your design
None to guide us
I feel fear for the very last time
Anonymous No.149452506 >>149452659
>>149452458
Mario and Goku are friends and wouldn't fight.
Anonymous No.149452508
fun fact:
you can make your opponent look bad by posting as them while adding in deliberate typos to make your opponent look like an ESL
also fun fact:
if you're already a notable ESL it wouldn't work
Anonymous No.149452511 >>149452541 >>149452550 >>149452564
Why did Multiversal Broly not even destroy the continent he was fighting Gogeta on?
Anonymous No.149452517 >>149452526 >>149452541 >>149452544 >>149452550
CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT CROCODILES!?!?! IT’S NOT FUNNY AND IT WILL NEVER BE FUNNY!! YOU MARIOFAGS ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT SONIC IS BETTER THAN YOUR DOGSHIT GAME!!! YOU’RE SO INSECURE ABOUT YOUR WEAK VERSE THAT YOU HAVE TO MAKE SHIT UP LIKE SONIC BEING WEAK TO CROCS OR ALLIGATORS WITHOUT ANY PROOF! GO BACK TO /v/ WITH ALL THE OTHER MOUTHBREATHING RETARDS WHO EAT UP SLOP LIKE KIRBY OR OTHER RETARDED SHIT THAT WEEBS CONSUME ON A DAILY BASIS!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.149452526
>>149452517
Kek I remember when Sonic said this.
Anonymous No.149452536 >>149452584 >>149452600
Anonymous No.149452541
>>149452511
Same reason why Doomsday doesn't blow up the planet. Your verses are FUCKING WEAK
>>149452517
He said this but instead of weebs he said nintoddlers
Anonymous No.149452544
>>149452517
I remember Sonic said this while was he trying and failing to catch his fat ass villain with stick legs running away.
Anonymous No.149452546 >>149452569 >>149452605
Schizobabble solos cosmology and TROONforce scaling
Anonymous No.149452550 >>149452658
>>149452511
Because Gogeta and Broly aren't Multiversal.
>>149452517
This is honestly even worse for Sonic than the Mark version because we have actual video evidence (>>149452444) (checked btw) of Sonic jobbing to crocs as opposed to Mark and Mina who can't even reasonably prove their weakness and strength respectively
Anonymous No.149452559
>>149452402
ESLtosbros lack self-awareness, what else is new?
Anonymous No.149452564 >>149452594
>>149452511
The same reason multiversal Hulk has been injured by a common gorilla before.
Anonymous No.149452569 >>149452577 >>149452595
>>149452546
>Popeye jumps past the fourth wall and turns the anon who made this post into a crying wojak with a single punch
Yup yup yup
Anonymous No.149452577
>>149452569
>He hasn't heard about the 5th, 6th and 7th wall
Yup, YUP.
Anonymous No.149452579 >>149452594
*solos ur favourite verse*
Anonymous No.149452584 >>149452615 >>149453080
>>149452500
>>149452536
>PLEASE WALLY SAMA FUCK AMY FOR ME! MY MICRO HEDGEHOG PENIS CAN'T SATSIFY HER AND SHE NEEDS A BIG HUMAN COCK! PLEASE LET ME WATCH FROM THE CHAIR ALSO! PLLLEEEEEEASSSSSEEEEE I'M ON MY HANDS AND KNEES BEGGING YOU!
Anonymous No.149452594
>>149452564
I wouldn't call Broly a common gorilla but your point still stands
>>149452579
yup, PokeCHADS the DIMEFUL solo
Anonymous No.149452595
>>149452569
Popeye is public domain now so I can make a comic where he dies to me actually meaning by feats I am stronger than Popeye.
Anonymous No.149452600 >>149452620 >>149452626
>>149452500
>>149452536
Wally West?
Robin victim.
Anonymous No.149452601
Friendly reminder that Karen is stronger than Sonic
Anonymous No.149452605
>>149452546
Your BABBLE universe is but one of an infinite number of fracturing of true reali- aaaand it's gone. The BABBLE universe does not exist anymore. Oh well. I can cope with that, as I have many times before. Allow me to demonstrate.
Anonymous No.149452615
>>149452584
Cucknic said this.
Anonymous No.149452620 >>149452626 >>149452633 >>149452643 >>149452646
>>149452600
This means TTG Robin scales above Sonic btw
Anonymous No.149452626 >>149452646
>>149452600
Duh, Catwoman gaped 3 Flashes.
>>149452620
She also scales above Sonic
Anonymous No.149452633
>>149452620
Y-You weren't supposed to mention that...
Anonymous No.149452643
>>149452620
You weren’t supposed to say that…
Anonymous No.149452646
>>149452620
>>149452626
My fucking DICK scales above Sonic what are you people talking about? Stop dogpiling this poor furry with no actual wins.
Anonymous No.149452647 >>149452658
>SONICSONICSONICSONIC
Some little monkey BITCH is scared.
Anonymous No.149452657 >>149452728
SONIC.
PLANET.
NOW.
Anonymous No.149452658
>>149452550
to be fair they punched hard enough to go to another dimension, no one can calc or even tier that tho
>>149452647
No need to be rude to Donkey Kong the DIMEFUL
Anonymous No.149452659
>>149452506
>BITCH cope
BITCHku
Anonymous No.149452675 >>149452688 >>149452709
Sonic and Flash are bigger frauds than Kratos
Anonymous No.149452678
Why is the Sonicfag obsessed with Goku?
Anonymous No.149452688 >>149452709 >>149452792
>>149452675
Everyone is a Fraud to KINGtos besides Al Simmons
Anonymous No.149452692
Why is the gokek AFRAID of Sonic?
Anonymous No.149452701
No one thinks Sonic without provocation
Anonymous No.149452709 >>149452726
>>149452675
Flash is literally the one speedster in all of fiction that ISN'T a consistent fucking fraud.
>>149452688
That's a weird way of spelling Asuramon, the fusion of Asura and Simon
Anonymous No.149452711
>KEKNICKEKNICKEKNICKEKNICKEKNIC
Anonymous No.149452714 >>149452728 >>149452742
Sonic. Mountain. Now.
Anonymous No.149452726 >>149452741 >>149452742 >>149452792
>>149452709
Thats Spawn, and Kratos beats Asura and Simon isn't even Superman Level
Anonymous No.149452728
>>149452657
>>149452714
Anonymous No.149452741 >>149452801
>>149452726
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
Anonymous No.149452742 >>149452870
>>149452714
don't show this to Kratos or he'll start crying to his wife's son that a blond delinquent is better than him
>>149452726
>Kratos beats Asura
literal lies come on now
Anonymous No.149452752 >>149452781
>RAPEDman babble
Not even wall level, he’s Russian dick level.
Anonymous No.149452765 >>149452781 >>149452815
>SONICSONICSONICSONIC
DCucks and DBSpics need better material. Learn to be like Marvel and know your place.
Anonymous No.149452776
Post Sonic having drowning resistance.
Anonymous No.149452777
We need Russian futa Ultra Instinct Anissa
Anonymous No.149452781
>>149452765
>Implying Captain America wouldn't solo Sonic
>>149452752
And Simon is Bully level
Anonymous No.149452792 >>149452800 >>149452813 >>149452839
>>149452688
>>149452726
Anonymous No.149452800
>>149452792
KINGTOSISTERS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.149452801 >>149452813 >>149452839
>>149452741
I… CAN! Just… give me a few more years until the next GOW game comes out. You’ll see and be sorry!
Anonymous No.149452813
>>149452792
>>149452801
You weren’t supposed to post that…
Anonymous No.149452815
>>149452765
>gokeks hiding from Sonic behind Western CHADmics
The defeat of fagon fag fags is now total and absolute LMFAO
Anonymous No.149452822 >>149452920
One more to go. Soon.
Anonymous No.149452825
Sonic. Acid resistance. Now.
Kratos No.149452839
>>149452792
>>149452801
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MAKE THEM STOP POSTING THIS IMAGE AND MY LIFE IS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURS
Anonymous No.149452840 >>149452850 >>149452867
Reminder that most of the Sonic franchise's wins in Death Battle were pity ones.
Anonymous No.149452850
>>149452840
Shadowsissies……..
Anonymous No.149452856 >>149452859 >>149452862
KIIIIIIIINNNGGGTTOOOOOOSSSSS
Anonymous No.149452859 >>149452864
>>149452856
… is a victim of bear rape.
Anonymous No.149452862
>>149452856
SHAAAAAARTTTTTOOOOOSSSSS!!!
Anonymous No.149452864 >>149452874
>>149452859
>38 seconds
yup the small dog barks
Anonymous No.149452867
>>149452840
Silverkeks...
Anonymous No.149452870
>>149452742
We all saw Kratos beat Asura coping biish
Anonymous No.149452874
>>149452864
I wouldn’t call the bears that GAPED Kratos β€œsmall dogs”.
Anonymous No.149452878
>Sonicfag uttering GODvel's name out of nowhere
Watch yourself.
Anonymous No.149452879 >>149452887
>yup the small dog barks
>We all saw Kratos beat Asura coping biish
Anonymous No.149452882 >>149452901 >>149452919 >>149452925 >>149452959 >>149453000
Just solo'd and gaped the entire composite Sonic Universe.
Anonymous No.149452885 >>149452929 >>149452945 >>149453002 >>149453016
Reminder ALL of the Dragon Ball wins in Death Battle are pity wins to placate the biggest and most insecure manBABY fandom in the world.
Anonymous No.149452887
>>149452879
>Kratos’s face when Asura says he’s going to spend time with his still living daughter (Kratos’s daughter is covering his skin and Kratos’s son is a ginormous faggot)
Anonymous No.149452901
>>149452882
Everyone besides Simon...
Anonymous No.149452909 >>149452945
Reminder all of Western SHITmic’s wins in Death Battle are pity wins to place the most pathetic basement dwelling LOSERS who got raped by anime and manga decades ago and still can’t get over it.
Anonymous No.149452911 >>149453019 >>149453482
I always thought Jedi were weak shitters
Anonymous No.149452919
>>149452882
Everybody in the entirety of fiction...
Anonymous No.149452920 >>149452980 >>149453343
>>149452822
OH WHEE!
DRAGON BALL WILL GO
0 - 3
Anonymous No.149452925
>>149452882
Everyone besides Kyle…
Anonymous No.149452929
>>149452885
>to placate the biggest and most insecure manBABY fandom in the world.
Didn't know they were Nasufags
Anonymous No.149452945
>>149452909
>parroting
So this post >>149452885 tells the truth.
Anonymous No.149452957
Reminder The only "win" for Asura in Death Battle is a pity ending that doesn't mean anything for coping sissies who can't read.
Anonymous No.149452958
DC’s entire cosmology got vaporized by an anime twink LMAO
Anonymous No.149452959
>>149452882
Anonymous No.149452974
>>149452364
I thought that was buff Moe from the three stooges.
Anonymous No.149452978 >>149452996
>DCDCDCDCDC
Always some poodle yipping at the Big Dog.
Anonymous No.149452980
>>149452920
Would it be 1-2? Because of Bejita
Anonymous No.149452985
Reminder that Kratos will never move faster than light or destroy a mountain.
Anonymous No.149452993
>>149452277
Sailor moon has destroyed planets on screen.
Anonymous No.149452996
>>149452978
I don't think Asurabros are the ones shitting on DC
Anonymous No.149453000
>>149452882
You're going to have to be more specific. That could be anyone.
Anonymous No.149453002
>>149452885
What does 40k have to do with this?
Anonymous No.149453003 >>149453036
>Big Dog
>Only wins are against some retarded monkey and equally weak Marvel fags, had the biggest meltdown in ages over the thought of losing to Sonic and melted down even harder over Simon’s win
Anonymous No.149453016
>>149452885
>Touho out of nowhere
Anonymous No.149453019
>>149452911
nice asses
Anonymous No.149453026
>>149452316
....Laundry?
Anonymous No.149453028 >>149453031 >>149453033 >>149453049 >>149453097 >>149453154
Woah check out these multiversal behemoths! That speed might be capable of catching a sleeping Sonic and that dent in the ice is definitely at least building level!
Anonymous No.149453031
>>149453028
Ki control btw.
Anonymous No.149453033
>>149453028
Each of those attacks? Worth infinite sonic multiverses
Anonymous No.149453036 >>149453119
>>149453003
I mean is it really a melty if you enjoy cuckoldry?
Anonymous No.149453040
>>149452456
>that includes cream
Pedodesters...
Anonymous No.149453047 >>149453069 >>149453071 >>149453081
>tfw Asura became the first character in DB to get an alternate ending despite being from a flopped and abandoned IP because his feats were so STRONG and FRAUDtos was so WEAK, DB had to try to damage control knowing the shitstorm they would face + send out an apology tweet before the episode too
Absolute fucking BEAST, that’s my featsman alright!
Anonymous No.149453049
>>149453028
That slam would OBLITERATE the entire composite Sonic cosmology btw.
Anonymous No.149453069
>>149453047
BEASTsura!!!
Anonymous No.149453071 >>149453139 >>149453150 >>149454211
>>149453047
>DB had to try to damage control knowing the shitstorm they would face + send out an apology tweet before the episode too... because they didn't want Asissyrabros to melt too badly
KWAB
Anonymous No.149453080
>>149452584
>hmofa shit
Fav character?
Anonymous No.149453081 >>149453139 >>149453150
>>149453047
>DB knew Asurasissies would not be better men like KINGtos Scholars are and made a non-canon cope ending for them
Anonymous No.149453091 >>149453101 >>149453111 >>149453189 >>149454521
Hulkbros…..
Anonymous No.149453097
>>149453028
Ki control
Anonymous No.149453101 >>149453128
>>149453091
>savage Hulk
Does he know?
Anonymous No.149453111
>>149453091
I know people meme on WINDOW-LEVEL PUNCH and decades for a mile of granite but there's no way there isn't a statement like "A threat to the universe"
Anonymous No.149453119 >>149453179
>>149453036
Favorite DC character?
Anonymous No.149453128
>>149453101
He said mindless Hulk
Anonymous No.149453131 >>149453153 >>149453157 >>149453162 >>149453211 >>149453250 >>149453290 >>149453597
DCbros, it seems that the era of Marvel/DC crossovers is happening again. What are your most wanted crossovers?
Anonymous No.149453139
>>149453071
>>149453081
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
Anonymous No.149453150 >>149453182 >>149453201
>>149453071
>>149453081
They could’ve this for MANY other characters before Asura btw. They knew people with functioning eyes and working brain cells would not buy their bullshit, not to the degree they were trying sell with Krasura.
Anonymous No.149453153
>>149453131
Doomsday vs Hulk. We’ve wanted an answer for too long
Anonymous No.149453154
>>149453028
Rampaging Broly is just being mindful and doing ki control to limit himself to 0.0000000001% of his power
Anonymous No.149453157 >>149453597 >>149453635 >>149453819
>>149453131
X-Men get stuck wholesale in DC and are astounded at how they're not treated to racism every 5 minutes and are celebrated as heroes
Anonymous No.149453160
>>149452032 (OP)
>prime punches reality and fucks with the universe
>able to fight off every hero and villain on the planet
>tanks an exploding guardian and ends up in the future
>survives a paradox when he punched another version of himself
>beats a black lantern ring
>trolls dc forums
>fights batkek in his ultimate form
>his only true loss is to the teen titans of all things
Anonymous No.149453162
>>149453131
Kingpin vs Penguin
Anonymous No.149453179
>>149453119
All of them, but my Favorites? Kyle and Superman
Anonymous No.149453182 >>149453201
>>149453150
They could’ve done this*
Anonymous No.149453189 >>149453234
>>149453091
>Doomsday is only 615 lbs
>there are walmart fucks heavier than him
KWABOOTY!!
Anonymous No.149453190 >>149453217 >>149453242
Why didn’t Cell Max the multiversal mindless monster destroy a continent during his fight Gohan Beast in a flight or fight situation?
Anonymous No.149453201 >>149453214 >>149453330
>>149453150
>>149453182
Ok but why would they lie? This isn't a Hulk vs Broly situation. Asura is objectively an unknown
Anonymous No.149453211 >>149453253
>>149453131
Throw parker into Gotham and realize he's not overworked enough
Anonymous No.149453214
>>149453201
Same reason why they said β€œjust because we’ve never SEEN Kratos doing these things doesn’t mean he COULDN’T!”.
Anonymous No.149453217
>>149453190
Because Gohan killed him and overpowered his big ki attack?
Anonymous No.149453234
>>149453189
Don't make me bring out the multiversal walmart
Anonymous No.149453242
>>149453190
Because even a wild animal has enough self preservation to try avoid destroying itself
Anonymous No.149453250
>>149453131
Bueno Excellente is transported to Marvel New York.
Anonymous No.149453253 >>149453272 >>149453274 >>149453295 >>149453303 >>149453369
>>149453211
Parker unironically cleans up Gotham. Most of Batman's enemies are normal humans.
Anonymous No.149453257 >>149453284 >>149453361
Thorbros been pretty quiet ever since Godzilla one shot him

Fair weather fans
Anonymous No.149453265 >>149453327
>Marvelfags consistently contribute to the threads and don’t just mindlessly shitpost or get into slapfights
>DCfags contribute nothing and only exist to seethe at other settings and jerk off their own wins
Anonymous No.149453272
>>149453253
Least until the 90 curses on that shit hole city causes even more crime the minute he stops for a bite to eat
Anonymous No.149453274 >>149453302 >>149453836
>>149453253
Most of those normal humans fight the Justice League. And some of Peter's villains are regular humans too. Except this time he'll walk into pumpkin bomb smoke and realise it's poisoned gas, since the Batrogues are much deadlier about it.
Anonymous No.149453284
>>149453257
We are waiting for the Mortal Thor KINO.
Anonymous No.149453290
>>149453131
Jubes turning Tim Drake straight again
Anonymous No.149453295
>>149453253
Peter wouldn't be capable of coping with Gotham, he's not as autistic as Bruce is.
Anonymous No.149453302 >>149453311 >>149453317 >>149453325 >>149453430
>>149453274
>what is spidey sense
Anonymous No.149453303
>>149453253
>Most of Batman's enemies are normal humans.
Joker is a Darkseid level threat for some reason, Peter ain't doing shit
Anonymous No.149453311
>>149453302
not enough to dodge pumpkin bombs or too many bullets at once, as i've seen time and time again.
Anonymous No.149453317 >>149453329 >>149453375
>>149453302
Inconsistent as shit
Anonymous No.149453325
>>149453302
Goblin's firecracker bombs and smoke always get him every time. I'm sorry but do that ONCE in Gotham and it's over.
Anonymous No.149453327 >>149453335 >>149453383
>>149453265
It's also because Marvelfags actually like their characters, even if they lose. DCfags only care about their characters if they win and will discard them immediately if they lose.
Anonymous No.149453329 >>149453351 >>149453399
>>149453317
>outlier
Should I post Spider-man fighting heralds?
Anonymous No.149453330
>>149453201
>Asura is objectively an unknown
That sells it even more. Compared to GOW, barely anyone is gonna bother to fact-check them by caring enough to go watch a playthrough of AW, those that do won’t even blip on their radar. Kratos being the more popular character with many times more fanboys (some probably being their paypiggies) would lead them to lean more towards Kratos because they have basically nothing to lose for lying.
Anonymous No.149453335
>>149453327
Kylebros…
Anonymous No.149453343
>>149452920
Bejita won and Silver got a pity win, see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cafk6qHEqzM&t=3783s
Anonymous No.149453351
>>149453329
Outlier, sure. So every single time Peter gets tagged despite having infallible precognitive Spidey Sense it's an outlier is it?
Anonymous No.149453361 >>149453363 >>149453392
>>149453257
Always have been. Life’s too short to be rooting for a loser
Anonymous No.149453363
>>149453361
DCbro…
Anonymous No.149453369
>>149453253
>who is Doctor Octopus, Chameleon, Shocker, Kraven (killed him), Crime Master, the Spider Slayer series, Prowler, Mysterio, Silver Sable, Tinkerer, Kingpin, White Rabbit, etc
Always find this a very strange argument to make. I get petefags are obsessed with his superpowers being the crux of everything he is but half of his villains don't have or need any
Anonymous No.149453375 >>149453415
>>149453317
Considering the women even mentioned that "spidey doesn't get shot!", I am lead to believe you are a faggot, and that spidey was nerfed because reasons, probably contrived ones.
Anonymous No.149453383 >>149453421
>>149453327
Most DC fans are frauds and only like Batman. Eventually every DC character jobs to Batman so it's their only way of enjoying death battle.
Anonymous No.149453392
>>149453361
You don't have to win all the time, DCbitch.
Anonymous No.149453399 >>149453445
>>149453329
I used to have a big omnibus of classic Spiderman stories. The first time he fought Prowler. When he fought Kingpin. When he fought Chameleon. When he fought Kingpin's autistic son. When he fought that weird Kangaroo guy that thankfully seems to have been forgotten.
Spider sense failing isn't an outlier, it's the Norm. Every story. It's not infallible, it warns him but just that - a warning and then he gets hit most times.
Anonymous No.149453415 >>149453601
>>149453375
Peter has been shot a dozen times retard
Anonymous No.149453421
>>149453383
>Only character they like is a guy who loses all of his DB matches since he doesn’t get prep time wank
KWAB
Anonymous No.149453430
>>149453302
Spidey sense fails all the time anon, he's going to get jonkler gassed and die of poisoning
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149453445 >>149453480
>>149453399
>It's not infallible, it warns him but just that - a warning and then he gets hit most times
sorry i chuckled. it sounded funny to me
Anonymous No.149453463
Marvel WON!
Anonymous No.149453480
>>149453445
chuckle if you want it is kinda funny.
Kingpin beat him in one by literally pulling the carpet out from underneath him. He got a warning he was vaguely in danger by the giant morbidly obese man hurtling towards him but he didn't automatically know to jump at lightspeed through the ceiling to avoid it,
he got tripped and wrapped up in red carpet and then Kingpin started wailing on him
Anonymous No.149453482 >>149453491
>>149452911
KH Mickey has to be fuckin' Tier 2-A to be able to beat THAT feat
Anonymous No.149453491
>>149453482
Tier 2-A is downplay btw
Anonymous No.149453587 >>149453611
>>149452032 (OP)
Haruji is unfit for any VS debate

Dunno why so many people here and death battle keep teasing using Haruhi in any way.

She has no knowledge of her powers.
There is no clue of how she'd use them if she did know.
There is no indication of her having anything special happen to her or the universe if she is killed or if her own duraility is impressive.

The one that fits the vs debate debate is Yuki. The one with actual powers, special constant higher dimensional regen and EE, and overall experience using Haruji's powers and her own.
Anonymous No.149453597 >>149453648
>>149453131
>>149453157
I'd actually like to see this. X-Men deserve better.
However I'd also like to see modern uppity X-Fags trying to pull off that Krakoa nonsense in a cosmology where DARKSEID exists, they'd fuckin' WISH they were fighting Sentinels
Anonymous No.149453601
>>149453415
can tyou post the context or the rest of the issue?
Anonymous No.149453611
>>149453587
You are lying, this "Haruhi" is a complete unknown that nobody talks about except for you.
Anonymous No.149453635 >>149453669 >>149453690
>>149453157
>Banishing the x-men to DC
Can we leave them their permanently
Anonymous No.149453648 >>149453674
>>149453597
X-CHADS would BTFO JOBseid.
Anonymous No.149453650 >>149453681 >>149453822
Anonymous No.149453655
My feats? Street level.
My scaling? Outerversal.
This means I beat any character with consistent universal feats.
Anonymous No.149453663
>>149452032 (OP)
It should be caliborn not lord English he has more aura.
Anonymous No.149453668 >>149453700 >>149453731
Deku vs Miles is just a repeat of Killua vs Misaka:
>Obvious stomp to anyone with eyes.
>Obviously chosen as filler.
>Nobody is excited except for reddit troons.
>Both characters are swinging through the city, electrical powers are involved.
>Popular anime character chosen for their least popular matchup out of many.

Hopefully Moro doesn't buy into the respectful death talk and has the loser explode into bloody chunks like Killua.
Anonymous No.149453669 >>149453720
>>149453635
What did the X-Men do to you?
Anonymous No.149453674
>>149453648
>calling the modern X-Men runs "chad"
No one asked for your insane monkey babble
Anonymous No.149453681
>>149453650
I doubt we'd ever get this since Ant-Man vs Atom was wasted as the shrinking gimmick episode, which sucks cause picrel would be so fun.
Anonymous No.149453690
>>149453635
Every civilian in Marvel...
Anonymous No.149453700 >>149453804
>>149453668
>>Obvious stomp to anyone with eyes.
>and has the loser explode
I notice how you didn't mention your supposed winner of this obvious stomp. Are you perhaps... SCARED of an upset?
Anonymous No.149453720 >>149453740
>>149453669
Every terrible thing that ever happens is because of those muttie freaks!
Anonymous No.149453731
>>149453668
>miles vs deku
>least popular matchup
Huh?
Anonymous No.149453740 >>149453748
>>149453720
All of the retarded human civilians in Marvel…
Anonymous No.149453748
>>149453740
>no no guys, Magneto's mutie island ISN'T evil!
Go away, Toad.
Anonymous No.149453804 >>149453821
>>149453700
No. In fact, I hate both characters. I left it open-ended because I'd laugh if either of them died.
Anonymous No.149453819 >>149453855
>>149453157
Would any of the mutant villains even be villains in DC? Magneto 100% would be a good guy
Anonymous No.149453821 >>149453859 >>149453956
>>149453804
Personally I'm hoping for the RARE Double KO
Anonymous No.149453822
>>149453650
The fight could take place inside Boomstick
Anonymous No.149453829 >>149453844
Marvel Universe
>People born with random powers?! Better kill them all!
DC Universe
>People born with random powers?! Better kidnap, breed, and groom them into my own army of sex slave warriors!
Anonymous No.149453836
>>149453274
>Most of those normal humans fight the Justice League
When the justice league is being riddled with plot aids to allow normal ass humans to do anything against them.
Anonymous No.149453844 >>149453895
>>149453829
When’s the last time anyone who isn’t Darkseid has done something like that in DC?
Anonymous No.149453847 >>149453873 >>149453898
Mutants? Evil and deserve death.
Unregulated heroes? Evil and deserve death. Any questions?
Anonymous No.149453855 >>149453875
>>149453819
Does Magneto even WANT global domination or total genocide of anyone? I don't see him being particularly convinced to join Lex's side as opposed to Superman's
Anonymous No.149453859 >>149453868 >>149453880 >>149453890 >>149454385
>>149453821
Kaiba vs Gary Oak, who wins?
Anonymous No.149453868
>>149453859
Gary is almost featless compared to Kaiba who regularly breaks the mold, even IF Gary is blessed by Ho-Oh and Arceus
Anonymous No.149453873
>>149453847
Marvel civilians…
Tony Stark…
Anonymous No.149453875
>>149453855
He kinda just doesn't want muties to be racismed and killed for being muties mainly. He'd 100% think Superman was the coolest guy ever seeing as an all powerful alien that's all about standing up for everyone
Anonymous No.149453880
>>149453859
Gary is pretty much the Black Beard of Pokemon, all of his wins are off screen.
Anonymous No.149453890 >>149453919
>>149453859
Kaiba's autism is capable of warping reality
Anonymous No.149453892 >>149453904 >>149453918
MHA pro heroes would HELP Iron Man oppress anti-reg heroes btw
Anonymous No.149453895
>>149453844
Superman in that one crossover comic. Technically Lex did this for Superboy and Bizarro no?
Anonymous No.149453898 >>149453925
>>149453847
What about government regulated heroes?
Anonymous No.149453904 >>149453910 >>149454090
>>149453892
And they'd be right to do so. You can't be a hero without following the law.
Anonymous No.149453910
>>149453904
Tony Stark…
Anonymous No.149453918
>>149453892
Canon and true don't forget they would brutally murder people the government says are dangerous.
Anonymous No.149453919 >>149453981
>>149453890
Is there actually an example of this? I wouldn't be surprised because I do remember him doing some crazy shit in the anime.
Anonymous No.149453925
>>149453898
MHA pro heroes…
Anonymous No.149453929
OH NO!
MILES IS GONNA GO
2 - 0!
Anonymous No.149453950 >>149454013
OH NO!
DEATH BATTLE THREAD’S INABILITY TO POST ABOUT THE NEXT MATCH UP BECAUSE IT SUCKS ASS IS GONNA GO
…… how many times have we had shit match ups that are completely ignored by everyone now, 10, 15 times?
Anonymous No.149453956 >>149454650
>>149453821
Imagine how reddit would react. It'd be so absurd. There'd probably be two or more people giving a long, sad paragraph about how they're "officially done" with Death Battle. The more I dwell on it, the more I think that a double death (especially a bloody one) could cause one of, if not the biggest upsets in DB history.
Anonymous No.149453981 >>149454003
>>149453919
Aside from the fact aliens become obsessed with card games because he thought it would be funny to blast cards into space just to see what would happen he built an impossible elevator to space just so he could find a way into the afterlife to duel the pharaoh again, which he succeeds at btw
Anonymous No.149454003
>>149453981
>Build space elevator
>This somehow gets him to the afterlife
Next you're gonna tell me he altered the future too
Anonymous No.149454004 >>149454039
Never forget, the day Goku died and TARDku was born...
Anonymous No.149454013 >>149454029 >>149454047 >>149454054
>>149453950
Speaking of, what are the absolute least popular episodes? And I don't mean view count, I mean episodes that nobody is a fan of in general or at all?
Anonymous No.149454029 >>149454638
>>149454013
Justin Bieber vs Rebecca Black is top 5 for sure.
Anonymous No.149454039 >>149454042
>>149454004
Imagine if Goji does this to Hulk but he specifically incinerates the amygdala, turning him into a lobotomised Banner.
Anonymous No.149454042 >>149454837
>>149454039
Hulk can regen from that tho.
Anonymous No.149454047 >>149454068
>>149454013
Gray vs Esdeath, definitely.
Anonymous No.149454054 >>149454058
>>149454013
Beast vs Goliath is up there I'm sure
Anonymous No.149454058
>>149454054
We need to get Beast a more fitting fight
Anonymous No.149454064 >>149454088 >>149454115 >>149454208
"OH MY GOD! THAT TRAIN IS ABOUT TO CRASH!"
>Unregulated Marvel HERO: saves everyone on board and doesn't expect fame or money in return
>Government mandated MHA """""""pro hero"""""": "Sorry, I can't get involved because...reasons. Also, buy my product." *watches as the train derails and kills innocent people.*
Anonymous No.149454068
>>149454047
Akame Ga Kill is one of the most generic anime ever made, nobody even remembers what Esdeath is from now, I’m surprised DB thought it’s be a good idea to waste an episode on her and some Fairy Tail jobber.
Anonymous No.149454088
>>149454064
Wrong the regulated hero would try to kill the unregulated and very illegal vigilante
Anonymous No.149454090
>>149453904
Spoken like a true cuck.
Anonymous No.149454091 >>149454115 >>149454176
"OH MY GOD! THAT TRAIN IS ABOUT TO CRASH!"
>Unregulated Marvel HERO: attempts to save everyone on board and doesn't expect fame or money in return
>Government mandated MHA """""""pro hero"""""": *ARRESTS the unregulated Marvel HERO on the order of their master Iron DICTATOR who wants all anti-regs to be imprisoned in the Negative Zone. allowing the train to derail and kill innocent people.*
Anonymous No.149454115
>>149454064
>>149454091
Yep, that's why people like CHADverine, Spider-GOD and other CHADgilantes are true heroes.
Anonymous No.149454151
i wanna let Esdeath step all over me!! im a submissive little bitch!! I LOVE ESDEATH MOMMY!!!
Anonymous No.149454153 >>149454166
Tony won. Steve lost.
Anonymous No.149454166
>>149454153
… the least heroic Avenger to ever exist contest, which Iron DICTATOR won.
Anonymous No.149454176 >>149454205
>>149454091
Would Stark put Sentinels in front of every mutant home?
Anonymous No.149454201
Sentinels are a necessity to protect the American people from mutants who quite frankly have proven they can't be trusted.
Anonymous No.149454205
>>149454176
Depends entirely on what the government says (said government is made up of Marvel civilians who are ungrateful dickheads most of the time and prone to building giant death robots the moment a mutant sneezes too hard)
Anonymous No.149454208
>>149454064
That's wrong the MHA hero would say their catchphrase then attempt to save the train only to get mad at another hero stealing their thunder.
Anonymous No.149454211
>>149453071
They didnt do it for Goku VS Superman or the many other controversial ones with far more notable characters. The fact the super niche character got it shows they knew the result was a sham a d Kratoswank is bogus
Anonymous No.149454239
It's actually hilarious that DC has had Lex Luthor as president and still it's America is far less of a shithole towards weirdos with powers than Marvel's
Anonymous No.149454244 >>149454293 >>149454308 >>149454342 >>149454372
https://myheroacademia.fandom.com/wiki/Hero_Public_Safety_Commission
>Although the Safety Commission had been trusted by society to keep the peace, in actuality, the organization had an underlying corruptness in its acts to protect society's image of Heroes in order to maintain the status quo. The original President of the Commission always treated their workers as disposable assets, primarily using people from the underside of society to do their dirty work. However, when Pro Heroes committing crimes increased and became more organized, the Commission was no longer able to deal with them, and so, turned to recruiting and using Pro Heroes so that they could freely move when going against other Heroes in public.
But it's totally fine you guys! You can trust this government mandated group...just ignore the fact that the pro hero number 2 is a child abuser....and ignore the fact that they hired an assassin to do their dirty work....AND ignore the fact that most of them are in it for fame and money.....AND ALSO ignore the fact that they're not good at their jobs....AND ALSO ignore the fact that they're indoctrinating children to fight for a corrupt system...
Anonymous No.149454276 >>149454297 >>149454437
Superman would have dismantled all the Sentinels within a minute of them being turned on. Iron Dictator would personally place them outside of every 'problematic' person's house
Anonymous No.149454293 >>149454437
>>149454244
Superman would dismantle this corrupt system and tell the children to break their conditioning
Anonymous No.149454297
>>149454276
As he should! How else can the innocent HUMAN civilians be protected from those freaks!
Anonymous No.149454300 >>149454307 >>149454311
>Creates Sentinels solely to protect humanity from mutant villains, doesn’t necessarily want to kill them all
>Ends up accidentally causing a bigger genocide than Hitler himself when his robots bulldoze Genosha
>Said robots are now also a threat against humanity itself
Are all non powered Marvel humans this incompetent?
Anonymous No.149454307
>>149454300
Only the anti mutant or racist ones.
Anonymous No.149454308
>>149454244
That's my FUCKING hero. Reminder that MHA heroes would try to arrest him, only for GODperman to disarm them and lecture them about being true heroes.
Anonymous No.149454311
>>149454300
Genosha was harboring dangerous mutant super terrorists. And had nukes. And worst of all were sympathetic to unregulated heroes.
Anonymous No.149454338 >>149454690
>>149452194
Kid Arachnid
Anonymous No.149454342 >>149454360 >>149454404 >>149454437
>>149454244
Superman would beat up Enji and send him to the Phantom Zone for what he did to his family btw, along with any other MHA hero involved with this corrupt commission.
Anonymous No.149454360 >>149454404 >>149454437
>>149454342
He'd be pissed at the fact their society basically indoctrinated a shitload of kids into a dangerous line of work.
Anonymous No.149454372 >>149454398
>>149454244
The Safety Commission? Would instantly become ten times worse when they learn about Marvel mutants btw
Anonymous No.149454385 >>149454417
>>149453859
Kaiba how is that even a question? Mother fucker could warp any setting he's thrown into to operate off of children's trading card games
Anonymous No.149454398
>>149454372
They'd start fucking aborting mutant babies en masse
Anonymous No.149454404
>>149454342
>>149454360
He should be pissed at Deku too when Deku fights to uphold the corrupt sustem so he can eventually get his Hero No 1 trophy. That was basically the whole entire Nagant arc, Nagant tries to take down the system, Deku cries and gives a gay ass speech about β€œnoooo everything’s nice now, let’s just change nothing, address nothing, investigate nothing and all decide to be nice instead!”
The author himself basically admits in the final chapter he fumbled that arc, beings back Nagant just to say β€œyou know you changed literally nothing about any of the problems i brought up right” and Hawks has no answer just to smile and β€œnah it’ll be fine cause we have the faith bro”
Anonymous No.149454417 >>149454614
>>149454385
Why can’t Vegeta be this cool?
Anonymous No.149454437 >>149454449 >>149454472 >>149454486
>>149454276
>>149454293
>>149454342
>>149454360
>One dangerous uncontrollably powerful person enforces his will on the entire world based on his feelings regardless of what anyone else wants
Proving MHA and Marvel right
Anonymous No.149454446
>The SYMBOL of PEACE when Mirko, Best Jeanist, All Might, Hawks, Endeavor and other pro heroes complain that they can't indoctrinated children or get fame or money from heroics anymore
Anonymous No.149454449
>>149454437
Lex Luthor…
Anonymous No.149454450 >>149454471
I am now a Lubanian nationalist
Anonymous No.149454465
I KNEEL
I SQUEAL
MY PLANETARY FEAT ISN'T REAL

I COPE
I MOPE
SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE

I SIN
WITHOUT OUTSIDE HELP I DON'T WIN
I BELONG IN A TRASH BIN

I JOB
I'M A SLOB
I'M TOO SHORT TO REACH THE DOORKNOB

MY FANBASE IS FULL OF TRANNIES
MY DADDIES DON'T WANT ME TO MARRY
I AM, A SONICPHONY
Anonymous No.149454468
The child soldier grooming and the genocide bots will stop with or without your consent.
Anonymous No.149454471
>>149454450
>Goes back to saving people’s lives afterwards
HERO!!!
Anonymous No.149454472
>>149454437
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE YOUR POWERS TO HELP DISMANTLE A CORRUPT ORGANIZATION BECAUSE...BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY?
Cope.
Anonymous No.149454486
>>149454437
Don't lump marvel with my police state academia
Anonymous No.149454499 >>149454512
>MHA pro heroes would unironically side with Lex Luthor
>all because they're threatened by the Symbol of Hope
Really goes to show you how bad those people are. They would unironically do this btw, just to get rid of Superman.
Anonymous No.149454510
Hope is eternal. A true hero would fight so that children don't have to.
Anonymous No.149454512
>>149454499
>Lex Luthor subverts MHAs pro β€œheroes” without even trying just to use them as another disposable toy in his unwinnable game against Superman
Anonymous No.149454521
>>149453091
Huh that’s the same reasoning the DB episode gave pretty much.
Anonymous No.149454530 >>149454536 >>149454542 >>149454543 >>149454562
This man is a true hero of mankind.
Anonymous No.149454536
>>149454530
Lex Luthor anonymously hyping himself up…
Anonymous No.149454541 >>149454555
Where are the EbonyKWEENS!!???
Anonymous No.149454542
>>149454530
Deku...
Anonymous No.149454543
>>149454530
Endeavor...he's the bad guy.
Anonymous No.149454553 >>149454563 >>149454579 >>149454596
Post Superman's hero license.
Anonymous No.149454555 >>149454569
>>149454541
That bulge isn't real
Anonymous No.149454562
>>149454530
Stop shitposting and go back to your job, Mr/Ms. Pro hero.
Anonymous No.149454563
>>149454553
Iron Man and the Hero Public Safety Commission…
Anonymous No.149454569 >>149454580
>>149454555
It actually is. Kek.
Anonymous No.149454579
>>149454553
He doesn't need one.
Anonymous No.149454580
>>149454569
Are we sure this game was made by the Chinese and not black women?
Anonymous No.149454596
>>149454553
Tony you can't force that onto people in different universes.
Anonymous No.149454614
>>149454417
Cuz he’s 5 feet tall.
Anonymous No.149454615 >>149454637 >>149454656 >>149454667
You know, despite his flaws, even someone like Goku is more of a hero than the ones in MHA. He actually saved the world countless times and not once did he expect something in return.
Anonymous No.149454637 >>149454670
>>149454615
>not once did he expect something in return
That isn't a high bar, even MHA heroes do that. It's not like they only help people if they pay them.
Anonymous No.149454638 >>149454658 >>149454676
>>149454029
That's a real episode?
Anonymous No.149454650
>>149453956
I genuinely hope this happens now. Fuck BOTH of those "fanbases"
Anonymous No.149454656
>>149454615
>Shows up
>Blows up the villain of the arc/encourages his son to become stronger and blow up the villain of the arc
>Fucks off without even mugging for a photoshoot when the villain is dead
Yeah he’s definitely more heroic than the child grooming government goons in MHA.
Anonymous No.149454658 >>149454727
>>149454638
The Bieber hate was real, man.
>https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Justin_Bieber_VS_Rebecca_Black
Anonymous No.149454667
>>149454615
Almost any hero in fiction would be a better hero than the ones in My Hero Academia. I would feel safer if there was somebody like The Punisher in my city than a hero from MHA, because The Punisher would at least get shit done.
Anonymous No.149454670 >>149454693 >>149454709
>>149454637
Post Goku's merchandising and company sponsorships in universe
Anonymous No.149454676 >>149454704 >>149454727
>>149454638
Yeah.
https://youtu.be/lLl7Qe35O64?si=KMCxDR9kxslB68tm
Anonymous No.149454690
>>149454338
You just know
Anonymous No.149454693 >>149454711
>>149454670
Post MHA characters asking for money before helping someone.
Anonymous No.149454704
>>149454676
>Use Scott Pilgrim sprites for the battle
>Didn’t use Scott Pilgrim for any actual fights until Amy vs Ramona years later which is a blatant pity win for Sonic
This is one of the gayest things Death Battle has ever done.
Anonymous No.149454709
>>149454670
Anon, Goku is a farmer he has no merchandising only products
Anonymous No.149454711 >>149454726 >>149454734 >>149454737 >>149454739 >>149454742 >>149454745
>>149454693
They're already getting paid to be there, they're on the clock.
Anonymous No.149454726 >>149454774
>>149454711
Gotta pay the bills, may as well get paid while saving people. Don't tell me you would do it for free...Would you...?
Anonymous No.149454727 >>149454761
>>149454658
>>149454676
What the ACTUAL fuck was DB thinking
Anonymous No.149454734 >>149454765
>>149454711
>people only want to be heroes when it benefits them
Disgusting.
Anonymous No.149454737 >>149454771
>>149454711
Why arnt heroes just part of the police force in this universe?
Anonymous No.149454739
>>149454711
Stain would've killed her btw
Anonymous No.149454742 >>149454771
>>149454711
Why did people wanr Deku to end up with Ochunko again? This girl seems pretty shitty in hindsight.
Anonymous No.149454745
>>149454711
MHA is fucking dogshit damn dude how does anyone like this series when even the good guys are vapid, shallow harlots that LITERALLY whore their powers out for money? Real heroes would just see something, DO something.
Anonymous No.149454751 >>149454817
>You can't risk your life as a hero fighting super villains who want to kill you and get paid for it, you have to do it for free like Superman!
>It doesn't matter that he's friends with one of the richest people on the planet and would never ever have monetary problems btw.
Anonymous No.149454761 >>149454794
>>149454727
It was 2011 and it was cool to be edgy on the internet.
Anonymous No.149454763
Can Yuji beat Naruto?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zVgKnfN9i34&pp=ygURc2lsaG91ZXR0ZSBuYXJ1dG8%3D
Anonymous No.149454765
>>149454734
>BEJITA, WE SHOULD HIRE STRONG, AFRICAN BVLLS TO RAPE OUR CHILDREN SO THEY CAN GO PSYCHO AND HAVE REVENGE TRAINING ARCS LIKE THE BLACKED SWORDSMAN TO GET STRONGER
>KAKA-ROT, YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!!
Anonymous No.149454771 >>149454789 >>149454814
>>149454737
They basically are just the cooler police force that get to beat the shit out of criminals basically. Miruko only became a hero because she's legally allowed to fight and beat the shit out of people.
>>149454742
Horikoshi was blatantly setting them up in his writing then bent the knee to fujos because of death threats.
Anonymous No.149454774 >>149454797
>>149454726
Real heroes don't make it their job. They do it out of the kindness of their heart.
>Y-You do it for free...
Yes, my HERO does do it for free because with Great Power comes Great Responsibility.
Anonymous No.149454777 >>149454851
>SuperCHAD out of nowhere
>Guy who literally works a mundane 24/7 job at a newspaper company when he’s not saving the day
Anonymous No.149454789 >>149454800
>>149454771
>Miruko only became a hero because she's legally allowed to fight and beat the shit out of people.
b-based?
Anonymous No.149454794
>>149454761
being edgy stopped being fun when the entire world became worse than the shit I'd post about back in the day
Anonymous No.149454797 >>149454817
>>149454774
>His hero does it for FREE
KEK
Anonymous No.149454800
>>149454789
She used to go to illegal quirk fight clubs in her youth so her becoming a battle crazed hero was essentially set in stone.
Anonymous No.149454814 >>149454831
>>149454771
The police beat the shit out of people all the time? Heroes couldnt just be a branch of the police so they are under offical government control? Kinda fucked its all done by a 3rd party.
Anonymous No.149454817 >>149454827
>>149454751
>>149454797
>What do you mean I should do it for free? These PEASANTS should be giving me money for saving their lives
Thanks for proving that MHA heroes are FRAUDS who care only about money.
Anonymous No.149454827
>>149454817
Explain why you can't simply do both
Anonymous No.149454831
>>149454814
Yeah but heroes also get to use their quirks while beating these criminals cops in MHA don't get the license to use their quirks in combat scenarios. They're essentially cops+, they also just get to brand and market themselves unlike cops.
Anonymous No.149454837
>>149454042
Goji beam has baxter level of nonsense baked into it.
Anonymous No.149454838
>"Heroes" who only save people for money, fame, recognition and for the ability to commit government sanctioned brutality
Anonymous No.149454844
did hobo Steve (Nomad) get paid
Anonymous No.149454851
>>149454777
>upholds journalistic integrity so the news is reported fairly and impartially
>even reports on Lex when he's doing something GOOD for the community and not just shaking his fists at clouds going "DAMN YOU, SUPERMAN!!!!"
This dude's an actual fucking hero
Anonymous No.149454857 >>149454872
>When the innocent man you just saved from a building fire doesn’t give you his entire’s life worth of savings in gratitude
Anonymous No.149454858 >>149455109
Venom/Eddie Brock taught me that even though you can do bad things, if you work hard enough and apply yourself, you can change and become better.
Enji Todoroki taught me to cry and beg until redemption and atonement is handed to me for free (then to run away and hide hoping everyone will forget I treated my family like shit).
Anonymous No.149454862
Can't wait to see Miles getting splattered tomorrow
Anonymous No.149454864
Is endeavor evil for paying for an inbred woman to be his wife or good for saving an inbred woman from fucking either her cousins or brothers?
Anonymous No.149454868 >>149454879 >>149454887 >>149454893 >>149454906 >>149454920 >>149454931 >>149455020
Now that we are talking about BnH's system I want you to look at this.
This is a CANON spin off that shows us random team up missions between the characters and the pro heroes.
The first episode features a guy with a power that makes him produce poisonous gas inside his body, because he lacks a licence to use his quirk the only thing he can do is store the poison inside him for years...
Anonymous No.149454872 >>149454886
>>149454857
wouldn't that shit just be like tax
Anonymous No.149454879
>>149454868
MHA's society is so shit that I'd wholeheartedly would rather be a mutant in Marvel.
Anonymous No.149454886
>>149454872
Taxation is theft. These heroes are glorified thieves. Quite LITERALLY glorified.
Anonymous No.149454887 >>149454906 >>149454920 >>149454928 >>149454931 >>149454967
>>149454868
There's literally nothing he can do about it, as we know the poison will kill him, but since he is causing trouble he was labeled as a villain.
Luckily BAKUGOU (not Deku btw) with the help of OCHAKO (Not Deku btw) came up with a plan to burn all the poison without any casualties.
Now the day is saved, right? ...
Anonymous No.149454893 >>149454908
>>149454868
Damn this isn’t even competent cruelty like what Marvel mutants experience, this is Imerpium of Man style incompetence where they’ll deliberately make life worse for everyone for no good reason.
Anonymous No.149454906 >>149454920 >>149454931 >>149454967 >>149454967
>>149454868
>>149454887
Well, look at this! The guy who's only wrongdoing was being born with a dangerous quirk ended up in Jail and now people are trying to lighten his sentence!
WOW! What a wonderful society! I sure hope my future kids don't get fucked over in the genetic Gacha, imagine raising your daughter as a good girl only for her to get a quirk that gets her labeled as a villain and she ends up rotting in jail for that!
Anonymous No.149454907 >>149454938
>when the old lady you help cross the street doesn't give you all the money in her wallet for doing it
Anonymous No.149454908 >>149454979
>>149454893
Please understand we don't want to teach people how to actually live with their quirks/powers we just don't want them to use them illegally in any way they need a license to use their genetic traits unless they're like a mutant I guess since that'd be racist probably.
Anonymous No.149454920
>>149454868
>>149454887
>>149454906
Anonymous No.149454928
>>149454887
This is ALMOST as bad as Iron DICTATOR and his pro reg goons (who MHA’s pro heroes would side with immediately btw) imprisoning anti-reg heroes in the Negative Zone.
Anonymous No.149454931 >>149454944 >>149454963
>>149454868
>>149454887
>>149454906
>normal civilians are treated like they're fucking Doctor Doom in the midst because their powers are destructive or self-destructive
Why the fuck doesn't MHA have its own Krakoa at that point?
Anonymous No.149454938
>>149454907
Kek and canon
Anonymous No.149454944 >>149454950 >>149454955 >>149454976 >>149454989
>>149454931
because I'll personally destroy it
Anonymous No.149454950
>>149454944
Deku...
Anonymous No.149454955
>>149454944
Public Hero Safety Commission…
Anonymous No.149454963 >>149454976 >>149454980 >>149455403 >>149455781
>>149454931
Because the guy who probably would've created it became a shigiraki bootlicker and ended up getting made because of it Pic related of course.
Anonymous No.149454967
>>149454887
>>149454906
>>149454906
I think I would unironically rather live in the DCverse or Marvelverse.
Anonymous No.149454976 >>149455000 >>149455005 >>149455157
>>149454944
Then I'll fucking stop you by any means necessary to protect the lives of innocents. FUCK (You) bitch
>>149454963
Shiggy singlehandedly set quirk rights back to the fuckin' Stone Age with his insane bloodlust. I can't believe anyone followed his or his master's bullshit.
Anonymous No.149454979 >>149454988 >>149455008 >>149455018 >>149455019
>>149454908
>unless they're like a mutant I guess since that'd be racist probably.
Well... About that...
Anonymous No.149454980
>>149454963
that's Doofenshmirtz
Anonymous No.149454988
>>149454979
>MHA civilians after talking to Marvel civilians about mutants and quirk havers for a single minute
Anonymous No.149454989
>>149454944
Class 1-A...
Anonymous No.149455000 >>149455018
>>149454976
then get fucked
Anonymous No.149455005
>>149454976
He was forced and groomed to play league of legends as a child, by all for one that would turn anyone into a mass murderer with immense bloodlust.
Anonymous No.149455008
>>149454979
>Universe with super powered people doesn't have Superman in it
>People with super powers are treated like shit
I'm noticing a pattern here in universes severely lacking in Hope.
Anonymous No.149455018
>>149454979
If Miles knew what kind of shit these people were being subjected to he would ABSOLUTELY go ape (heh) on Deku
>>149455000
SILENCE, DOG.
Anonymous No.149455019 >>149455032 >>149455041
>>149454979
We should make a club how much we hate those stupid flying guys with superpowers! Who else could we invite?
Anonymous No.149455020 >>149455033
>>149454868
That's just fucking stupid. People are born with quirks naturally, so eventually someone is going to be born with a dangerous ability like this. So this shit made it past all the Doctors, nurses and family, and the only thing they could do was go, "Hey retard, you fart poison that kills people. Just hold it in until you die."
Like this isn't even oppression or anything, this is just retarded. Just build a booth with a good air filter on it? Couldn't just bring him to a place where no one is around? Couldn't try and give him medicine for this shit? And it was only solved NOW?
Anonymous No.149455032 >>149455041 >>149455057 >>149455100
>>149455019
What's up with fictional settings always doing this "Lets oppress the super powered people and pretend like people would hate them" when everyone would just think it's fucking cool as shit.

If you got a decent power that is and not something lame like a frog tongue.
Anonymous No.149455033 >>149455088
>>149455020
Anon they can't even make fucking support gear for kids like dabi there's no way in hell they could help the guy who can spew poison like he's in a cod lobby.
Anonymous No.149455041
>>149455019
Silver Surfer has a hard life, trying to convince Galactus these people are worth sparing
>>149455032
Contrivance.
Anonymous No.149455057 >>149455084 >>149455089
>>149455032
Because then they would just be writing PokΓ©mon
>"Hey, super powered freak wanna be part of my team and beat the shit of other super powered freaks?"
Anonymous No.149455061 >>149455079 >>149455080 >>149455084 >>149455100 >>149455107
Random kid has a villain power that he can't control.
>Marvel, DC or any other sane and ration verse filled with heroes: "Don't worry, we'll help you control those powers and together we can make you into a hero!"
>My Hero Academia: "DIE YOU FUCKING VILLAINOUS PIECE OF SHIT!" *gets beaten half to death and thrown in prison for life.*
Anonymous No.149455079
>>149455061
It's funny because even invincible did this with the kid that got turned into a giant cyclops monster
Anonymous No.149455080
>>149455061
>*Marvel civilians join in on the beating before the Marvel heroes or X-Men can show up to save the day*
Anonymous No.149455084 >>149455094
>>149455057
>Superfriends is Pokemon
the fuck
>>149455061
>"Don't worry, we'll help you control those powers and together we can make you into a hero!"
This happens CONSTANTLY in Marvel. Even in non-comic media like Ultimate Spider-Man, people like Sandman are given a chance to not be just shot in the back of the head like Lenny
Anonymous No.149455088 >>149455102 >>149455111 >>149455174
>>149455033
Funnily enough and iirc the setting takes place like a thousand or so years after our time but the overreliance of quirks limited their technology until the end of series where now they're trying to advance it
Anonymous No.149455089
>>149455057
Why would that happen? Battling each other out of no where?
Anonymous No.149455094
>>149455084
Wonder Twins are HM slave, Aquaman is Surf slave. makes sense
Anonymous No.149455100
>>149455032
This seemed like a very appropriate reaction image to go along with your post.
>>149455061
Wasn't there a DC movie where AU Superman killed a child since his power was destroying a city? I mean, it was like Superman with Zod's DNA, but still.
Anonymous No.149455102 >>149455190
>>149455088
Then how in the fresh fuck did they accidentally make sentient robots that started an uprising once?
Anonymous No.149455107 >>149455141 >>149455154
>>149455061
>>Marvel
Didn't Marvel send Logan to kill a kid with the power to kill almost everyone just by being near?
Anonymous No.149455109
>>149454858
Based Venom enjoyer.
Anonymous No.149455111 >>149455129 >>149455190
>>149455088
>MHA is 1000 years into the future despite just about everything they have being entirely contemporary to an early 21st-century civilization
Anonymous No.149455127 >>149455146
Hank pym is a better abusive husband superhero compared to Endeavor.
Anonymous No.149455129 >>149455149
>>149455111
Quirks unironically caused societal collapse before they finally got things under control
Anonymous No.149455141
>>149455107
That was in the Ultimate universe,i think
Anonymous No.149455146
>>149455127
No lies detected.
Anonymous No.149455149 >>149455265
>>149455129
Is that why they have these absurd draconian rules and treat everyone like they're fucking dirt? Not exactly a Vulcan outcome to their war.
Anonymous No.149455154
>>149455107
That was a mercy killing that kid couldn't live a normal life even in X manor they can't even get rid of his powers.
Anonymous No.149455157 >>149455194
>>149454976
>Then I'll fucking stop you by any means necessary to protect the lives of innocents. FUCK (You) bitch
Superman...Koslov doesn't live there...
Anonymous No.149455174 >>149455194 >>149455212
>>149455088
It takes place, like, 100 years later, 150 max. It's partially why their systems are so fucked up, because people have only had superpowers for a generation or two and they're still trying to figure out how to integrate them. Especially after society nearly collapsed after their arrival.
It's not hard to calculate. Toshi had One For All for forty years, and was stated to be the longest user of it. There are seven generations of users, counting Toshi, so at absolute maximum, it's 280 years, realistically, it's half that, at 140.
Anonymous No.149455190 >>149455225
>>149455102
>>149455111
Could be less time sure, like maybe 200 or 300 years but no less because it is impossible to have the 80% of the planet to have quirks since that would be many, many generations and social unrest until it became the norm to be born with quirks instead of being thought off as freak that shouldn't exist.

But Hori is a shit writer so he probably think about it
Anonymous No.149455191 >>149455202
The most fucked up thing is that at the end of MHA, they STILL have the whole popularity polls and the same commission. Literally nothing has changed, so everything was essentially pointless. The oppressive system is still in place and people trust it just because.
Anonymous No.149455192 >>149455222
Isn't it fucked up how eugenics became a popular thing in the MHA world? Imagine finding out the only reason you and your siblings were born was just so you could have a quirk that could help your parents financially or vicariously live through you.
Anonymous No.149455194 >>149455209 >>149455214
>>149455157
Koslov doesn't exist in DC's multiverse anymore neither so I don't know what your point is
>>149455174
Don't forget that OFA/AFO kills their user if they weren't quirkless vessels, shortening the possible timespan dramatically since it's possible not all users of one or both were quirkless
Anonymous No.149455202 >>149455215
>>149455191
Shigaraki shouldn't have chimped out so hard that the pro heroes look like saints and saviors of the world.
Anonymous No.149455209
>>149455194
did they bring the infinite multiverse back properly or is that issue still stuck in hypertime while the original silver age story is now inserted into the main canon
Anonymous No.149455212 >>149455225 >>149455240
>>149455174
>It takes place, like, 100 years later, 150 max. It's partially why their systems are so fucked up, because people have only had superpowers for a generation or two and they're still trying to figure out how to integrate them
That's fucking stupid when most of the planet is born with their quirks, it would take hundreds of years for a mutation to adapt in a way it becomes the new normal
Anonymous No.149455214 >>149455223
>>149455194
>Koslov doesn't exist in DC's multiverse anymore neither so I don't know what your point is
Didn't everything became canon ala WOD/SCP after wonder woman became the legendary super amazonian to beat the stuffing out of batkek?
Anonymous No.149455215
>>149455202
It wasn't his fault he was groomed by the quintessential /co/ reader and reverse flash fan.
Anonymous No.149455219 >>149455224 >>149455225 >>149455227 >>149455240 >>149455799
The more I hear about the MHAverse, the more I wonder how the hell it never ended up like something from The Boys.
Anonymous No.149455222 >>149455245 >>149455282
>>149455192
Don't delude yourself, people would flock to the best quirk even if it was attached to fatso 5"2 instead of chad, because the former can manipulate matter at the atomic level, and the latter has the power of...Hearing 10 better than the average joe.
Anonymous No.149455223
>>149455214
yes but only main continuity stuff so the original silver age story
Anonymous No.149455224
>>149455219
Because their government would've probably assassinated heroes that would try that shit.
Anonymous No.149455225
>>149455190
>>149455212
The timeline is absolutely fucked just like everything else in MHA's verse, INCLUDING the logistics of quirks spreading as fast as they did.
>>149455219
Thankfully the writer fell into the typical battle shounen traps of hyper-focusing on single blowout events and throwing the worldbuilding to the wayside, so we never got to see too much pEnnis-tier dogshit
Anonymous No.149455227
>>149455219
People like All Might exist in MHA, the same can not be said for The Boys.
Anonymous No.149455240
>>149455212
We're talking about essentially magic here. You could give everyone in the world superpowers in one generation if every baby is suddenly born with them. It's not like superpowers all originate from one person, people all over the world were just starting to be born with them, for no reason. Hell, teenagers started getting quirks at puberty to help speed up the process.

>>149455219
Because Horikoshi is a coward and a hack and the series visibly improves whenever he's not writing it.
Anonymous No.149455245 >>149455276
>>149455222
Anon endeavor only bought and married rei so he could have a kid that would be stronger than him or all might do you know how fucked that is?
Anonymous No.149455265 >>149455270 >>149455276
>>149455149
Yes unironically plus with all for one deciding he wanted to just be a dick head purely for the sake of being a dick head BECAUSE HE READ A COMIC ONCE and personally being responsible for at least 200 years worth of chaos before all might mulched most of his skull
Anonymous No.149455270 >>149455279
>>149455265
He didn't read a comic once he only read the part where he saw the villain and then stopped reading it.
Anonymous No.149455276
>>149455245
and he abused her, most likely sexually too
what a fucking awful piece of shit, the elite were already doing shit that our elites do IRL except they can literally burn you to a crisp instantly if you stand up to them
>>149455265
AFO genuinely fucked everything up and made the entire society boil down to a literal black-and-white issue of "we can't let this guy just kill us all", imagine if AFO or shiggy were actually intelligent enough to sow the seeds of doubt and dissent within people instead of just blatantly blowing shit up
Anonymous No.149455279
>>149455270
he's literally like me frfr
Anonymous No.149455282
>>149455222
The safety commission unironically would have them assassinated
Anonymous No.149455287
>>149452032 (OP)
Lord English wins
Anonymous No.149455306 >>149455315 >>149455330
>Yes yes a lot happened in the past but you still saved the day without a licence. Now face the wall viligilante scum
Anonymous No.149455315 >>149455331
>>149455306
Spider-Man would web up the guns, beat up the firing squad and escape with the "prisoner" because FUCK this blatant disregard for humanity
Anonymous No.149455330
>>149455306
Iron Man…
Anonymous No.149455331 >>149455347
>>149455315
>Immediately gets branded as a villain for this
You just know a bunch of pro heroes would be gunning for Peter so they could rise in rank too.
Anonymous No.149455347 >>149455407
>>149455331
Peter would immediately realize the deep, deep shit the entire society is in and go for the throat by getting like-minded people to confront the head of government and the hero association directly
The entire world has been against Peter before, and his talk-no-jutsu scales above it
Anonymous No.149455375
Would Paul register Jackpot into the Pro-Hero System?
Anonymous No.149455403
>>149454963
Parry vs this guy WHEN!?
Anonymous No.149455407 >>149455426
>>149455347
>and his talk-no-jutsu scales above it
Isn't modern Peter disliked by almost every hero because muh quips?
Anonymous No.149455421 >>149455426 >>149455433 >>149455452 >>149455807
Seriously, now post the most powerful fictional character.
>Hehe that would be KINGTO-
Seriously, post the actual most powerful character in fiction.
Anonymous No.149455426
>>149455407
Modern Spider-Runs are an actual fucking travesty, but I'm pretty sure Peter stops quipping when shit gets real just like he always has.
>>149455421
Kratos
Anonymous No.149455432 >>149455461 >>149455470
>>149452209
Sailor Sissies...
Anonymous No.149455433
>>149455421
EMPERORtos!
Anonymous No.149455452 >>149455466 >>149455928
>>149455421
Supreme author if you take metafaggotry seriously.
IATIA if you take metaphysic, apophatic and religious scaling seriously.
Yogg-Soggoth if you think humans are retarded animals and can't think of a true boundless character and you take lovecraft's statement faggotry seriously.
Anonymous No.149455461
>>149455432
Being frauds by daylight
Dodging stomps by moonlight
Always running from a real fight~
Anonymous No.149455466 >>149455494
>>149455452
You forgot Stephen King, the fucker implied every fictional setting is real and way below his gods
Anonymous No.149455470 >>149455481
>>149455432
>AI
might as well have just posted a krillin cuckpasta
Anonymous No.149455481 >>149455493
>>149455470
You can be mad but you can't prove it wrong.
Anonymous No.149455492 >>149455507 >>149455527 >>149455563 >>149455600 >>149455854
Why do people HATE taking the statements of an author at face value, in a good faith manner?
Anonymous No.149455493 >>149455508 >>149455511
>>149455481
>prove an AI wrong
You're asking me to talk to a wall.
Anonymous No.149455494
>>149455466
That's just metafsggotry so stephen is actually a fictional character because SCP is realer than real life.
Anonymous No.149455502
Post Beerus being able to resist soul hax.
Anonymous No.149455507
>>149455492
Feats over statements, it is that simple
Anonymous No.149455508 >>149455521
>>149455493
NTA, Is it any different than most of the conversation here?
Anonymous No.149455511
>>149455493
You don't need to prove it to the AI, just the thread that Usagi would beat Beerus.
Anonymous No.149455521 >>149455535
>>149455508
Yeah fair enough. Most people here just respond with "nope you're wrong kingtos solos ur verse btw"
Anonymous No.149455527
>>149455492
Because battleboarding is full of ESLs who can't read
Anonymous No.149455533
>DUCKsagi trying to avoid Madoka again
Anonymous No.149455535
>>149455521
>Most people here just respond with "nope you're wrong kingtos solos ur verse btw"
That’s just the standard shitposting though, of course that’s the equivalent to talking to a wall.
Anonymous No.149455563
>>149455492
Because about 80% of the time, it is always something mind numbingly retarded
Anonymous No.149455600
>>149455492
Listening to authors stating shit is fine, but I'm not about to listen to Lovecraft's zombified corpse tell me how the Old Gods solo composite fiction. That shit's retarded.
Anonymous No.149455781
>>149454963
Why did Horikoshi just fuse Doofenshmirtz and The Mighty Monarch together as a villain?
Anonymous No.149455799
>>149455219
MHA feels like it would be Invincible in all honesty
>the average hero is a fucking shitter
Anonymous No.149455804 >>149455820
Slenderman vs Bigfoot
Anonymous No.149455807
>>149455421
Anonymous No.149455820
>>149455804
Slendy is for Jeff the killer
Bigfoot is for the Loch Ness Monster
Anonymous No.149455832
Who's a good match for Damian anyways? We got Dick, Jason and Barbara but no Tim or Damian
Anonymous No.149455854
>>149455492
Because sometimes authors are legitimate retards who write their characters outrunning a bullet and then go "yeah he can only run 20 mph"
Battleboarders are just disingenuous autists who fancalc retarded shit or make assumptions that clearly aren't true about the verse and then gets mad when the author's vision doesn't match theirs
Anonymous No.149455928
>>149455452
It would be interesting to guess the strongest characters going by specific doctronies like you said, like only physics, metaphysics, feats, metafaggottry, etc.
Anonymous No.149455958
Why are all the heroes of MHA so greedy and evil or retarded bootlickers?
Anonymous No.149455993
>>149455977
>>149455977
New thread.