Death Battle
post some fights that could break the 4th wall
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:38:52 AM
No.149452059
>>149452032 (OP)
Kratos vs Composite fiction
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:39:01 AM
No.149452062
>>149452071
This is the thread.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:39:15 AM
No.149452064
>>149452032 (OP)
Popeye vs Bobobo.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:39:40 AM
No.149452071
>>149452086
>>149452099
>>149452062
... where the Xeelee job to birds.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:39:47 AM
No.149452074
The orgy so far
DANTE jerking off BILL CIPHER while fucking ERZA
KORRA riding PO while AFRO SAMURAI jerks off in her face
MAKIMA blowing GOJO
STAR blowing STEVEN
ICHIGO and APOCALYPSE 69
NATURO female form masturbating alone
SUPERMAN fucking GOKU
RAPHAEL fucking YANG
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:39:50 AM
No.149452077
>>149452093
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:40:17 AM
No.149452086
>>149452071
OUTERVERSAL birds btw
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:40:20 AM
No.149452087
>>149452123
NO MORE POINTLESS KEKPOSTING OR I'M GONNA FUARKING DESTROY YOUR FEATLESS HEROES ONE BY ONE!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:40:51 AM
No.149452093
>>149452077
Hulksisters...
Gokubros...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:40:54 AM
No.149452094
>>149452032 (OP)
Prime wins for the sole fact that he's not Homestuck
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:41:09 AM
No.149452099
>>149452126
>>149452071
I love birds so fucking much. God has given us precious flying fluffballs and it's MY duty to protect them all.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:41:20 AM
No.149452103
>>149452135
>>149452032 (OP)
MOLESTEDtos got RAPED by every single character in the previous thread btw
Bros I canβt even go one day without fapping
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:41:47 AM
No.149452108
Post a mountain destroying simonjeet.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:42:33 AM
No.149452117
>>149452106
PORNADDICTos...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:42:36 AM
No.149452118
Post a mountain destroying kylejeet.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:42:54 AM
No.149452123
>>149452138
>>149452087
This is /dbg/. We are all the Heartless and Nobodies of Spider-Man writers and Robert Kirkman, and are inherently drawn to cuckoldry and netorare.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:42:58 AM
No.149452126
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:43:03 AM
No.149452127
>>149452145
>>149452106
That's why I became a pimp.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:43:35 AM
No.149452135
>>149452103
Jeets and rape, name a more iconic duo
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:43:42 AM
No.149452137
>>149452075
>game retcons the arcade games so now modern DK is arcade DK
Okay WHAT the fuck
>meaning he knew Pauline since he was a child and was lusting over her
That is fucking sus
>>149452096
>"Prank" Mario by almost killing him 10,000,001 times while on the job
Yeah sure pal
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:43:43 AM
No.149452138
>>149452160
>>149452214
>>149452123
Post Robert KEKman making a good story.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:44:14 AM
No.149452145
>>149452127
Kyle Rayner...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:45:05 AM
No.149452157
>>149452106
Kyle Raynerβ¦
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:45:29 AM
No.149452160
>>149452214
>>149452138
Edgy Shock Drama isn't good writing?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:45:31 AM
No.149452161
>>149452106
Albert Simon...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:45:56 AM
No.149452169
>>149452200
>>149452032 (OP)
Superboy should be fighting gwen
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:46:10 AM
No.149452174
>>149452194
>>149452196
>>149452106
Porn addiction is stronger than my hero...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:46:34 AM
No.149452178
>>149452106
Kyle Broflovskiβ¦
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:47:27 AM
No.149452191
>>149452209
Goku? Won the last thread.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:47:32 AM
No.149452193
>>149452185
>Grid
ESLgi...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:47:36 AM
No.149452194
>>149454338
>>149452174
name even a SINGLE porn-addicted hero and post panels/screencaps of them unable to control their goonerlust to substantiate your accusation(s)
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:47:38 AM
No.149452196
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:48:00 AM
No.149452200
>>149452169
He can fight both, they each embody and mirror a different aspect of his character
>>149452191
Beerus would be obliterated by Sailor Moon btw
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:49:02 AM
No.149452214
>>149452226
>>149452138
I...cannot.
>>149452160
Personally shock factor can be fun, but most westoid writers can only do NTR or rape like they are writing a really mediocre doujin. Kirkman only has the woman raping a beta male and some degenerate faggot seething so hard over getting cucked they killed several of their co-workers and took over the world.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:49:07 AM
No.149452215
>>149452243
>>149452297
>>149452201
>>149452209
I hate how death battle fans apparently have moon at a super high standard but have no fucking idea of any of her feats
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:49:47 AM
No.149452226
>>149452214
Will female chud survive the animated series bros?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:49:57 AM
No.149452230
>>149452238
>>149452244
>>149452209
at least someone agrees with me on that
>>149452219
Sailor Moon is fucking broken by the end of her manga look it up bru
>>149452219
>>149452230
No, YOU tell me why exactly she is "broken".
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:50:32 AM
No.149452239
>>149452254
>>149452256
>>149452185
>>149452201
>>149452219
>another reddit repost from listroon
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:50:52 AM
No.149452243
>>149452215
β¦ Usagiβs laundry.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:50:53 AM
No.149452244
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:51:32 AM
No.149452254
>>149452274
>>149452318
>>149452238
>>149452239
Cope, if it fits i will just crosspost.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:51:37 AM
No.149452255
KINGtos taught me to be a strong father figure who can always improve from past sins
Asaara taught me to cry, bitch, and moan until I get another asspull power-up. And that it's good to be a cuck
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:51:37 AM
No.149452256
>>149452239
forgot the image
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:51:51 AM
No.149452258
>>149452305
>>149452238
you're literally spamming images you already spammed last thread, if you got time to lean you got time to clean
Meanwhile KINGtos have given me the day off, so I'm free to post about how Simon vs Kyle was a shit matchup just like Miles vs Deku
>>149452185
>>149452201
>>149452219
>>149452238
Aren't we like 6 months away from the fight? Or was this a discord leak?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:53:13 AM
No.149452271
>>149452106
simon/kylejeet...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:53:29 AM
No.149452274
>>149452254
the redditor thinks he has rights kek
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:53:41 AM
No.149452277
>>149452993
Magical girl bullshit never works on me.
>She can DESTROY THE CONCEPT OF...
>She is ACKSHULLY a GOD OF FICTION and ALL OF FICTION is FICTION to her and she is NOT FICTION
>She can like BLOW UP THE UNIVERSE despite having sub wall-level feats and getting raped by a sun.
>She is NARRATIVELY DESTINED TO ALWAY WIN
This crap makes NLF look completely respectable and for them to one shot fiction the only logical outcome.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:53:45 AM
No.149452279
>>149452305
>>149452263
It's not an actual leak
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:54:04 AM
No.149452284
>>149452298
Asura taught me to control my anger and direct my righteous fury only at those who deserve retribution.
KEKtos taught me to be a psychopath who mass murders entire crowds of innocent people but itβs okay if you grow a onions boy beard and act like a limp wristed faggot while teaching your son to grow up to be a spineless bitch like you. And that itβs good to be a cuck.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:54:51 AM
No.149452297
>>149452306
>>149452316
>>149452215
...Composite Fiction's laundry.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:55:01 AM
No.149452298
>>149452284
Kratos even carried on his own bloodline but now it's gone
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:55:28 AM
No.149452305
>>149452327
>>149452362
>>149452279
>>149452263
Did you legit think the clear parody of simon vs kyle was a legit leak?
>>149452258
Ive only posted them once. That is not spamming.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:55:28 AM
No.149452306
>>149452388
>>149452428
>>149452297
β¦ and by composite fiction I mean wall level fiction while Bejita kisses Gokuβs wife.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:55:36 AM
No.149452308
>>149452370
>>149452219
Sailor Moon once lost a fight to a tyre so badly that she needed a flashback inspired powerup to beat it.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:56:05 AM
No.149452316
>>149452388
>>149453026
>>149452297
Some of that laundry would kill Gokek
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:56:15 AM
No.149452318
>>149452254
>>149452263
Kill yourself listtroon.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:56:33 AM
No.149452327
>>149452305
>Did you legit think the clear parody of simon vs kyle was a legit leak?
Why did you quote me when I literally told him the exact opposite of this?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:56:35 AM
No.149452329
>>149452354
>>149452394
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:56:38 AM
No.149452331
Post Gokek destroying a universe by himself.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:56:59 AM
No.149452335
>>149452355
Bros.......I really do love comics. I know they have flaws, but man......I like seeing these characters persist for decades.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:56:59 AM
No.149452336
>>149452350
>>149452263
it's the spic listroon, just ignore him like we do with his preferred gender
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:58:07 AM
No.149452345
SISSYmon lost last thread btw
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
7/19/2025, 2:58:36 AM
No.149452350
>>149452363
>>149452336
spic here. that fag is not one of us
he's a chicano
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:58:51 AM
No.149452353
SISSYle lost last thread btw
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:58:57 AM
No.149452354
>>149452329
Omni-Man lost that fight btw.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:58:57 AM
No.149452355
>>149452457
>>149452335
It'd be nice if the writers who took the torch that was handed to them didn't IMMEDIATELY douse it out in fucking cow shit. Seriously nobody on this planet wanted a feminist female Thor but we have multiple volumes of that now
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:59:17 AM
No.149452362
>>149452305
Eh, to be fair I've seen worse stuff being actually real like Daima's SS4 leak
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:59:20 AM
No.149452363
>>149452350
I presume that's even worse
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:59:20 AM
No.149452364
>>149452372
>>149452974
>I can destroy METAPHYSICS
post a character actually doing this or they're FRAUDS
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:59:51 AM
No.149452369
SISSYtos lost last thread btw
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:59:58 AM
No.149452370
>>149452308
Sailor Moon has lost fights against balloons, on multiple occasions.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:00:09 AM
No.149452372
>>149452386
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:00:26 AM
No.149452377
>>149452402
>>149452409
SUSSYsura lost ladt thread btw
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:01:11 AM
No.149452386
>>149452372
AAAIIIIIIEEEEEE AS AN ESL ASURABRO I CAN'T READ ALL OF THAT. AI AND TIKTOK SUMMARIZE THAT FOR ME OR I'M FINISHED!!!!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:01:27 AM
No.149452388
>>149452316
No lies detected.
>>149452306
Obvious lie is obvious.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:01:39 AM
No.149452391
>ladt
ESLsura...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:01:46 AM
No.149452394
>>149452329
God, I wish Tsuyu would beat the shit out of me...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:01:58 AM
No.149452397
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:02:05 AM
No.149452402
>>149452559
>ESL Asurabro
>Meanwhile actual Kratosbros canβt even spell sissy and last right
>>149452377
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:02:12 AM
No.149452404
Who would win? Also that Bond fight was lame
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:02:20 AM
No.149452409
>>149452377
>SUSSYsura
Amongus lost btw
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:03:11 AM
No.149452428
>>149452306
No lies detected.
Remember that Mario is stronger than Sonic
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:03:46 AM
No.149452438
>>149452444
>>149452431
...In my headcanon!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:04:10 AM
No.149452443
>>149452431
>HBOCku
KWAB!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:04:14 AM
No.149452444
>>149452460
>>149452550
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:05:01 AM
No.149452456
>>149453040
>When every speedster in fiction runs a train on Amy, Sally and every one of my women in my verse
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:05:02 AM
No.149452457
>>149452355
It seems that era is behind us now and thankfully Hulk and Thor have KINO runs.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:05:11 AM
No.149452458
>>149452506
>>149452431
>Mario also no diffs Goku
BTW
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:05:18 AM
No.149452460
>>149452444
LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:05:58 AM
No.149452470
Friendly reminder that Wally is stronger than Sonic
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:05:58 AM
No.149452471
>>149452431
Genuinely who was contesting that? Sonic is speed, Mario is strength.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:06:35 AM
No.149452482
Post Gokek destroying a galaxy.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:08:23 AM
No.149452500
>>149452584
>>149452600
>SHITnic
Stayin' still, eyes closed
Let the world just pass me by
Pain pills, nice clothes
If I fall, I think I'll fly
Touch me, Midas
Make me part of your design
None to guide us
I feel fear for the very last time
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:08:53 AM
No.149452506
>>149452659
>>149452458
Mario and Goku are friends and wouldn't fight.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:09:00 AM
No.149452508
fun fact:
you can make your opponent look bad by posting as them while adding in deliberate typos to make your opponent look like an ESL
also fun fact:
if you're already a notable ESL it wouldn't work
Why did Multiversal Broly not even destroy the continent he was fighting Gogeta on?
CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT CROCODILES!?!?! ITβS NOT FUNNY AND IT WILL NEVER BE FUNNY!! YOU MARIOFAGS ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT SONIC IS BETTER THAN YOUR DOGSHIT GAME!!! YOUβRE SO INSECURE ABOUT YOUR WEAK VERSE THAT YOU HAVE TO MAKE SHIT UP LIKE SONIC BEING WEAK TO CROCS OR ALLIGATORS WITHOUT ANY PROOF! GO BACK TO /v/ WITH ALL THE OTHER MOUTHBREATHING RETARDS WHO EAT UP SLOP LIKE KIRBY OR OTHER RETARDED SHIT THAT WEEBS CONSUME ON A DAILY BASIS!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:10:23 AM
No.149452526
>>149452517
Kek I remember when Sonic said this.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:10:57 AM
No.149452536
>>149452584
>>149452600
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:11:11 AM
No.149452541
>>149452511
Same reason why Doomsday doesn't blow up the planet. Your verses are FUCKING WEAK
>>149452517
He said this but instead of weebs he said nintoddlers
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:11:24 AM
No.149452544
>>149452517
I remember Sonic said this while was he trying and failing to catch his fat ass villain with stick legs running away.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:11:26 AM
No.149452546
>>149452569
>>149452605
Schizobabble solos cosmology and TROONforce scaling
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:12:07 AM
No.149452550
>>149452658
>>149452511
Because Gogeta and Broly aren't Multiversal.
>>149452517
This is honestly even worse for Sonic than the Mark version because we have actual video evidence (
>>149452444) (checked btw) of Sonic jobbing to crocs as opposed to Mark and Mina who can't even reasonably prove their weakness and strength respectively
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:12:27 AM
No.149452559
>>149452402
ESLtosbros lack self-awareness, what else is new?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:12:42 AM
No.149452564
>>149452594
>>149452511
The same reason multiversal Hulk has been injured by a common gorilla before.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:12:57 AM
No.149452569
>>149452577
>>149452595
>>149452546
>Popeye jumps past the fourth wall and turns the anon who made this post into a crying wojak with a single punch
Yup yup yup
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:13:33 AM
No.149452577
>>149452569
>He hasn't heard about the 5th, 6th and 7th wall
Yup, YUP.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:13:41 AM
No.149452579
>>149452594
*solos ur favourite verse*
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:13:55 AM
No.149452584
>>149452615
>>149453080
>>149452500
>>149452536
>PLEASE WALLY SAMA FUCK AMY FOR ME! MY MICRO HEDGEHOG PENIS CAN'T SATSIFY HER AND SHE NEEDS A BIG HUMAN COCK! PLEASE LET ME WATCH FROM THE CHAIR ALSO! PLLLEEEEEEASSSSSEEEEE I'M ON MY HANDS AND KNEES BEGGING YOU!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:14:40 AM
No.149452594
>>149452564
I wouldn't call Broly a common gorilla but your point still stands
>>149452579
yup, PokeCHADS the DIMEFUL solo
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:14:41 AM
No.149452595
>>149452569
Popeye is public domain now so I can make a comic where he dies to me actually meaning by feats I am stronger than Popeye.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:15:05 AM
No.149452600
>>149452620
>>149452626
>>149452500
>>149452536
Wally West?
Robin victim.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:15:10 AM
No.149452601
Friendly reminder that Karen is stronger than Sonic
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:15:18 AM
No.149452605
>>149452546
Your BABBLE universe is but one of an infinite number of fracturing of true reali- aaaand it's gone. The BABBLE universe does not exist anymore. Oh well. I can cope with that, as I have many times before. Allow me to demonstrate.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:15:53 AM
No.149452615
>>149452584
Cucknic said this.
>>149452600
This means TTG Robin scales above Sonic btw
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:16:45 AM
No.149452626
>>149452646
>>149452600
Duh, Catwoman gaped 3 Flashes.
>>149452620
She also scales above Sonic
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:17:16 AM
No.149452633
>>149452620
Y-You weren't supposed to mention that...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:17:48 AM
No.149452643
>>149452620
You werenβt supposed to say thatβ¦
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:18:00 AM
No.149452646
>>149452620
>>149452626
My fucking DICK scales above Sonic what are you people talking about? Stop dogpiling this poor furry with no actual wins.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:18:07 AM
No.149452647
>>149452658
>SONICSONICSONICSONIC
Some little monkey BITCH is scared.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:19:02 AM
No.149452657
>>149452728
SONIC.
PLANET.
NOW.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:19:03 AM
No.149452658
>>149452550
to be fair they punched hard enough to go to another dimension, no one can calc or even tier that tho
>>149452647
No need to be rude to Donkey Kong the DIMEFUL
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:19:09 AM
No.149452659
>>149452506
>BITCH cope
BITCHku
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:19:58 AM
No.149452675
>>149452688
>>149452709
Sonic and Flash are bigger frauds than Kratos
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:20:03 AM
No.149452678
Why is the Sonicfag obsessed with Goku?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:20:38 AM
No.149452688
>>149452709
>>149452792
>>149452675
Everyone is a Fraud to KINGtos besides Al Simmons
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:20:57 AM
No.149452692
Why is the gokek AFRAID of Sonic?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:21:52 AM
No.149452701
No one thinks Sonic without provocation
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:22:18 AM
No.149452709
>>149452726
>>149452675
Flash is literally the one speedster in all of fiction that ISN'T a consistent fucking fraud.
>>149452688
That's a weird way of spelling Asuramon, the fusion of Asura and Simon
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:22:20 AM
No.149452711
>KEKNICKEKNICKEKNICKEKNICKEKNIC
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:22:40 AM
No.149452714
>>149452728
>>149452742
Sonic. Mountain. Now.
>>149452709
Thats Spawn, and Kratos beats Asura and Simon isn't even Superman Level
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:23:25 AM
No.149452728
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:24:02 AM
No.149452741
>>149452801
>>149452726
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:24:03 AM
No.149452742
>>149452870
>>149452714
don't show this to Kratos or he'll start crying to his wife's son that a blond delinquent is better than him
>>149452726
>Kratos beats Asura
literal lies come on now
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:25:11 AM
No.149452752
>>149452781
>RAPEDman babble
Not even wall level, heβs Russian dick level.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:26:16 AM
No.149452765
>>149452781
>>149452815
>SONICSONICSONICSONIC
DCucks and DBSpics need better material. Learn to be like Marvel and know your place.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:27:07 AM
No.149452776
Post Sonic having drowning resistance.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:27:15 AM
No.149452777
We need Russian futa Ultra Instinct Anissa
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:27:35 AM
No.149452781
>>149452765
>Implying Captain America wouldn't solo Sonic
>>149452752
And Simon is Bully level
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:29:40 AM
No.149452800
>>149452792
KINGTOSISTERS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:29:42 AM
No.149452801
>>149452813
>>149452839
>>149452741
Iβ¦ CAN! Justβ¦ give me a few more years until the next GOW game comes out. Youβll see and be sorry!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:30:47 AM
No.149452813
>>149452792
>>149452801
You werenβt supposed to post thatβ¦
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:30:54 AM
No.149452815
>>149452765
>gokeks hiding from Sonic behind Western CHADmics
The defeat of fagon fag fags is now total and absolute LMFAO
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:31:10 AM
No.149452822
>>149452920
One more to go. Soon.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:31:19 AM
No.149452825
Sonic. Acid resistance. Now.
Kratos
7/19/2025, 3:32:31 AM
No.149452839
>>149452792
>>149452801
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MAKE THEM STOP POSTING THIS IMAGE AND MY LIFE IS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURS
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:32:35 AM
No.149452840
>>149452850
>>149452867
Reminder that most of the Sonic franchise's wins in Death Battle were pity ones.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:33:39 AM
No.149452850
>>149452840
Shadowsissiesβ¦β¦..
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:34:12 AM
No.149452856
>>149452859
>>149452862
KIIIIIIIINNNGGGTTOOOOOOSSSSS
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:34:40 AM
No.149452859
>>149452864
>>149452856
β¦ is a victim of bear rape.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:35:01 AM
No.149452862
>>149452856
SHAAAAAARTTTTTOOOOOSSSSS!!!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:35:11 AM
No.149452864
>>149452874
>>149452859
>38 seconds
yup the small dog barks
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:35:24 AM
No.149452867
>>149452840
Silverkeks...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:35:45 AM
No.149452870
>>149452742
We all saw Kratos beat Asura coping biish
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:36:12 AM
No.149452874
>>149452864
I wouldnβt call the bears that GAPED Kratos βsmall dogsβ.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:36:30 AM
No.149452878
>Sonicfag uttering GODvel's name out of nowhere
Watch yourself.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:36:32 AM
No.149452879
>>149452887
>yup the small dog barks
>We all saw Kratos beat Asura coping biish
Just solo'd and gaped the entire composite Sonic Universe.
Reminder ALL of the Dragon Ball wins in Death Battle are pity wins to placate the biggest and most insecure manBABY fandom in the world.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:37:29 AM
No.149452887
>>149452879
>Kratosβs face when Asura says heβs going to spend time with his still living daughter (Kratosβs daughter is covering his skin and Kratosβs son is a ginormous faggot)
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:38:23 AM
No.149452901
>>149452882
Everyone besides Simon...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:38:52 AM
No.149452909
>>149452945
Reminder all of Western SHITmicβs wins in Death Battle are pity wins to place the most pathetic basement dwelling LOSERS who got raped by anime and manga decades ago and still canβt get over it.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:39:00 AM
No.149452911
>>149453019
>>149453482
I always thought Jedi were weak shitters
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:39:30 AM
No.149452919
>>149452882
Everybody in the entirety of fiction...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:39:31 AM
No.149452920
>>149452980
>>149453343
>>149452822
OH WHEE!
DRAGON BALL WILL GO
0 - 3
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:39:55 AM
No.149452925
>>149452882
Everyone besides Kyleβ¦
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:40:02 AM
No.149452929
>>149452885
>to placate the biggest and most insecure manBABY fandom in the world.
Didn't know they were Nasufags
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:40:47 AM
No.149452945
>>149452909
>parroting
So this post
>>149452885 tells the truth.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:41:16 AM
No.149452957
Reminder The only "win" for Asura in Death Battle is a pity ending that doesn't mean anything for coping sissies who can't read.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:41:17 AM
No.149452958
DCβs entire cosmology got vaporized by an anime twink LMAO
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:41:20 AM
No.149452959
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:42:09 AM
No.149452974
>>149452364
I thought that was buff Moe from the three stooges.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:42:22 AM
No.149452978
>>149452996
>DCDCDCDCDC
Always some poodle yipping at the Big Dog.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:42:29 AM
No.149452980
>>149452920
Would it be 1-2? Because of Bejita
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:42:40 AM
No.149452985
Reminder that Kratos will never move faster than light or destroy a mountain.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:43:26 AM
No.149452993
>>149452277
Sailor moon has destroyed planets on screen.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:43:36 AM
No.149452996
>>149452978
I don't think Asurabros are the ones shitting on DC
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:43:44 AM
No.149453000
>>149452882
You're going to have to be more specific. That could be anyone.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:43:51 AM
No.149453002
>>149452885
What does 40k have to do with this?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:43:52 AM
No.149453003
>>149453036
>Big Dog
>Only wins are against some retarded monkey and equally weak Marvel fags, had the biggest meltdown in ages over the thought of losing to Sonic and melted down even harder over Simonβs win
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:44:52 AM
No.149453016
>>149452885
>Touho out of nowhere
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:45:15 AM
No.149453019
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:45:49 AM
No.149453026
Woah check out these multiversal behemoths! That speed might be capable of catching a sleeping Sonic and that dent in the ice is definitely at least building level!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:46:38 AM
No.149453031
>>149453028
Ki control btw.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:46:39 AM
No.149453033
>>149453028
Each of those attacks? Worth infinite sonic multiverses
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:47:05 AM
No.149453036
>>149453119
>>149453003
I mean is it really a melty if you enjoy cuckoldry?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:47:27 AM
No.149453040
>>149452456
>that includes cream
Pedodesters...
>tfw Asura became the first character in DB to get an alternate ending despite being from a flopped and abandoned IP because his feats were so STRONG and FRAUDtos was so WEAK, DB had to try to damage control knowing the shitstorm they would face + send out an apology tweet before the episode too
Absolute fucking BEAST, thatβs my featsman alright!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:48:06 AM
No.149453049
>>149453028
That slam would OBLITERATE the entire composite Sonic cosmology btw.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:50:04 AM
No.149453069
>>149453047
>DB had to try to damage control knowing the shitstorm they would face + send out an apology tweet before the episode too... because they didn't want Asissyrabros to melt too badly
KWAB
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:51:00 AM
No.149453080
>>149452584
>hmofa shit
Fav character?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:51:14 AM
No.149453081
>>149453139
>>149453150
>>149453047
>DB knew Asurasissies would not be better men like KINGtos Scholars are and made a non-canon cope ending for them
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:52:51 AM
No.149453097
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:53:03 AM
No.149453101
>>149453128
>>149453091
>savage Hulk
Does he know?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:53:56 AM
No.149453111
>>149453091
I know people meme on WINDOW-LEVEL PUNCH and decades for a mile of granite but there's no way there isn't a statement like "A threat to the universe"
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:54:56 AM
No.149453119
>>149453179
>>149453036
Favorite DC character?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:55:17 AM
No.149453128
>>149453101
He said mindless Hulk
DCbros, it seems that the era of Marvel/DC crossovers is happening again. What are your most wanted crossovers?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:55:56 AM
No.149453139
>>149453071
>>149453081
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:56:32 AM
No.149453150
>>149453182
>>149453201
>>149453071
>>149453081
They couldβve this for MANY other characters before Asura btw. They knew people with functioning eyes and working brain cells would not buy their bullshit, not to the degree they were trying sell with Krasura.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:56:41 AM
No.149453153
>>149453131
Doomsday vs Hulk. Weβve wanted an answer for too long
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:56:43 AM
No.149453154
>>149453028
Rampaging Broly is just being mindful and doing ki control to limit himself to 0.0000000001% of his power
>>149453131
X-Men get stuck wholesale in DC and are astounded at how they're not treated to racism every 5 minutes and are celebrated as heroes
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:56:59 AM
No.149453160
>>149452032 (OP)
>prime punches reality and fucks with the universe
>able to fight off every hero and villain on the planet
>tanks an exploding guardian and ends up in the future
>survives a paradox when he punched another version of himself
>beats a black lantern ring
>trolls dc forums
>fights batkek in his ultimate form
>his only true loss is to the teen titans of all things
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:57:13 AM
No.149453162
>>149453131
Kingpin vs Penguin
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:58:02 AM
No.149453179
>>149453119
All of them, but my Favorites? Kyle and Superman
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:58:06 AM
No.149453182
>>149453201
>>149453150
They couldβve done this*
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:58:41 AM
No.149453189
>>149453234
>>149453091
>Doomsday is only 615 lbs
>there are walmart fucks heavier than him
KWABOOTY!!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:58:46 AM
No.149453190
>>149453217
>>149453242
Why didnβt Cell Max the multiversal mindless monster destroy a continent during his fight Gohan Beast in a flight or fight situation?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:59:39 AM
No.149453201
>>149453214
>>149453330
>>149453150
>>149453182
Ok but why would they lie? This isn't a Hulk vs Broly situation. Asura is objectively an unknown
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:00:38 AM
No.149453211
>>149453253
>>149453131
Throw parker into Gotham and realize he's not overworked enough
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:00:43 AM
No.149453214
>>149453201
Same reason why they said βjust because weβve never SEEN Kratos doing these things doesnβt mean he COULDNβT!β.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:01:00 AM
No.149453217
>>149453190
Because Gohan killed him and overpowered his big ki attack?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:01:50 AM
No.149453234
>>149453189
Don't make me bring out the multiversal walmart
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:02:09 AM
No.149453242
>>149453190
Because even a wild animal has enough self preservation to try avoid destroying itself
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:02:45 AM
No.149453250
>>149453131
Bueno Excellente is transported to Marvel New York.
>>149453211
Parker unironically cleans up Gotham. Most of Batman's enemies are normal humans.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:03:26 AM
No.149453257
>>149453284
>>149453361
Thorbros been pretty quiet ever since Godzilla one shot him
Fair weather fans
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:03:57 AM
No.149453265
>>149453327
>Marvelfags consistently contribute to the threads and donβt just mindlessly shitpost or get into slapfights
>DCfags contribute nothing and only exist to seethe at other settings and jerk off their own wins
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:04:30 AM
No.149453272
>>149453253
Least until the 90 curses on that shit hole city causes even more crime the minute he stops for a bite to eat
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:04:38 AM
No.149453274
>>149453302
>>149453836
>>149453253
Most of those normal humans fight the Justice League. And some of Peter's villains are regular humans too. Except this time he'll walk into pumpkin bomb smoke and realise it's poisoned gas, since the Batrogues are much deadlier about it.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:05:10 AM
No.149453284
>>149453257
We are waiting for the Mortal Thor KINO.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:05:42 AM
No.149453290
>>149453131
Jubes turning Tim Drake straight again
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:06:07 AM
No.149453295
>>149453253
Peter wouldn't be capable of coping with Gotham, he's not as autistic as Bruce is.
>>149453274
>what is spidey sense
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:06:29 AM
No.149453303
>>149453253
>Most of Batman's enemies are normal humans.
Joker is a Darkseid level threat for some reason, Peter ain't doing shit
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:07:12 AM
No.149453311
>>149453302
not enough to dodge pumpkin bombs or too many bullets at once, as i've seen time and time again.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:07:22 AM
No.149453317
>>149453329
>>149453375
>>149453302
Inconsistent as shit
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:07:58 AM
No.149453325
>>149453302
Goblin's firecracker bombs and smoke always get him every time. I'm sorry but do that ONCE in Gotham and it's over.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:08:05 AM
No.149453327
>>149453335
>>149453383
>>149453265
It's also because Marvelfags actually like their characters, even if they lose. DCfags only care about their characters if they win and will discard them immediately if they lose.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:08:15 AM
No.149453329
>>149453351
>>149453399
>>149453317
>outlier
Should I post Spider-man fighting heralds?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:08:24 AM
No.149453330
>>149453201
>Asura is objectively an unknown
That sells it even more. Compared to GOW, barely anyone is gonna bother to fact-check them by caring enough to go watch a playthrough of AW, those that do wonβt even blip on their radar. Kratos being the more popular character with many times more fanboys (some probably being their paypiggies) would lead them to lean more towards Kratos because they have basically nothing to lose for lying.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:08:35 AM
No.149453335
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:09:05 AM
No.149453343
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:09:45 AM
No.149453351
>>149453329
Outlier, sure. So every single time Peter gets tagged despite having infallible precognitive Spidey Sense it's an outlier is it?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:10:08 AM
No.149453361
>>149453363
>>149453392
>>149453257
Always have been. Lifeβs too short to be rooting for a loser
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:10:17 AM
No.149453363
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:10:50 AM
No.149453369
>>149453253
>who is Doctor Octopus, Chameleon, Shocker, Kraven (killed him), Crime Master, the Spider Slayer series, Prowler, Mysterio, Silver Sable, Tinkerer, Kingpin, White Rabbit, etc
Always find this a very strange argument to make. I get petefags are obsessed with his superpowers being the crux of everything he is but half of his villains don't have or need any
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:11:09 AM
No.149453375
>>149453415
>>149453317
Considering the women even mentioned that "spidey doesn't get shot!", I am lead to believe you are a faggot, and that spidey was nerfed because reasons, probably contrived ones.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:11:54 AM
No.149453383
>>149453421
>>149453327
Most DC fans are frauds and only like Batman. Eventually every DC character jobs to Batman so it's their only way of enjoying death battle.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:12:11 AM
No.149453392
>>149453361
You don't have to win all the time, DCbitch.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:12:30 AM
No.149453399
>>149453445
>>149453329
I used to have a big omnibus of classic Spiderman stories. The first time he fought Prowler. When he fought Kingpin. When he fought Chameleon. When he fought Kingpin's autistic son. When he fought that weird Kangaroo guy that thankfully seems to have been forgotten.
Spider sense failing isn't an outlier, it's the Norm. Every story. It's not infallible, it warns him but just that - a warning and then he gets hit most times.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:14:28 AM
No.149453415
>>149453601
>>149453375
Peter has been shot a dozen times retard
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:15:11 AM
No.149453421
>>149453383
>Only character they like is a guy who loses all of his DB matches since he doesnβt get prep time wank
KWAB
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:16:06 AM
No.149453430
>>149453302
Spidey sense fails all the time anon, he's going to get jonkler gassed and die of poisoning
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
7/19/2025, 4:17:15 AM
No.149453445
>>149453480
>>149453399
>It's not infallible, it warns him but just that - a warning and then he gets hit most times
sorry i chuckled. it sounded funny to me
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:18:39 AM
No.149453463
Marvel WON!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:19:42 AM
No.149453480
>>149453445
chuckle if you want it is kinda funny.
Kingpin beat him in one by literally pulling the carpet out from underneath him. He got a warning he was vaguely in danger by the giant morbidly obese man hurtling towards him but he didn't automatically know to jump at lightspeed through the ceiling to avoid it,
he got tripped and wrapped up in red carpet and then Kingpin started wailing on him
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:19:50 AM
No.149453482
>>149453491
>>149452911
KH Mickey has to be fuckin' Tier 2-A to be able to beat THAT feat
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:20:58 AM
No.149453491
>>149453482
Tier 2-A is downplay btw
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:28:39 AM
No.149453587
>>149453611
>>149452032 (OP)
Haruji is unfit for any VS debate
Dunno why so many people here and death battle keep teasing using Haruhi in any way.
She has no knowledge of her powers.
There is no clue of how she'd use them if she did know.
There is no indication of her having anything special happen to her or the universe if she is killed or if her own duraility is impressive.
The one that fits the vs debate debate is Yuki. The one with actual powers, special constant higher dimensional regen and EE, and overall experience using Haruji's powers and her own.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:29:30 AM
No.149453597
>>149453648
>>149453131
>>149453157
I'd actually like to see this. X-Men deserve better.
However I'd also like to see modern uppity X-Fags trying to pull off that Krakoa nonsense in a cosmology where DARKSEID exists, they'd fuckin' WISH they were fighting Sentinels
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:29:48 AM
No.149453601
>>149453415
can tyou post the context or the rest of the issue?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:30:11 AM
No.149453611
>>149453587
You are lying, this "Haruhi" is a complete unknown that nobody talks about except for you.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:32:01 AM
No.149453635
>>149453669
>>149453690
>>149453157
>Banishing the x-men to DC
Can we leave them their permanently
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:32:47 AM
No.149453648
>>149453674
>>149453597
X-CHADS would BTFO JOBseid.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:32:57 AM
No.149453650
>>149453681
>>149453822
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:33:12 AM
No.149453655
My feats? Street level.
My scaling? Outerversal.
This means I beat any character with consistent universal feats.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:34:14 AM
No.149453663
>>149452032 (OP)
It should be caliborn not lord English he has more aura.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:34:41 AM
No.149453668
>>149453700
>>149453731
Deku vs Miles is just a repeat of Killua vs Misaka:
>Obvious stomp to anyone with eyes.
>Obviously chosen as filler.
>Nobody is excited except for reddit troons.
>Both characters are swinging through the city, electrical powers are involved.
>Popular anime character chosen for their least popular matchup out of many.
Hopefully Moro doesn't buy into the respectful death talk and has the loser explode into bloody chunks like Killua.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:34:59 AM
No.149453669
>>149453720
>>149453635
What did the X-Men do to you?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:35:30 AM
No.149453674
>>149453648
>calling the modern X-Men runs "chad"
No one asked for your insane monkey babble
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:36:05 AM
No.149453681
>>149453650
I doubt we'd ever get this since Ant-Man vs Atom was wasted as the shrinking gimmick episode, which sucks cause picrel would be so fun.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:36:38 AM
No.149453690
>>149453635
Every civilian in Marvel...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:37:33 AM
No.149453700
>>149453804
>>149453668
>>Obvious stomp to anyone with eyes.
>and has the loser explode
I notice how you didn't mention your supposed winner of this obvious stomp. Are you perhaps... SCARED of an upset?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:38:43 AM
No.149453720
>>149453740
>>149453669
Every terrible thing that ever happens is because of those muttie freaks!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:39:18 AM
No.149453731
>>149453668
>miles vs deku
>least popular matchup
Huh?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:39:56 AM
No.149453740
>>149453748
>>149453720
All of the retarded human civilians in Marvelβ¦
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:40:37 AM
No.149453748
>>149453740
>no no guys, Magneto's mutie island ISN'T evil!
Go away, Toad.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:43:44 AM
No.149453804
>>149453821
>>149453700
No. In fact, I hate both characters. I left it open-ended because I'd laugh if either of them died.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:44:58 AM
No.149453819
>>149453855
>>149453157
Would any of the mutant villains even be villains in DC? Magneto 100% would be a good guy
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:45:06 AM
No.149453821
>>149453859
>>149453956
>>149453804
Personally I'm hoping for the RARE Double KO
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:45:06 AM
No.149453822
>>149453650
The fight could take place inside Boomstick
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:46:15 AM
No.149453829
>>149453844
Marvel Universe
>People born with random powers?! Better kill them all!
DC Universe
>People born with random powers?! Better kidnap, breed, and groom them into my own army of sex slave warriors!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:47:01 AM
No.149453836
>>149453274
>Most of those normal humans fight the Justice League
When the justice league is being riddled with plot aids to allow normal ass humans to do anything against them.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:47:34 AM
No.149453844
>>149453895
>>149453829
Whenβs the last time anyone who isnβt Darkseid has done something like that in DC?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:47:48 AM
No.149453847
>>149453873
>>149453898
Mutants? Evil and deserve death.
Unregulated heroes? Evil and deserve death. Any questions?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:48:39 AM
No.149453855
>>149453875
>>149453819
Does Magneto even WANT global domination or total genocide of anyone? I don't see him being particularly convinced to join Lex's side as opposed to Superman's
>>149453821
Kaiba vs Gary Oak, who wins?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:49:50 AM
No.149453868
>>149453859
Gary is almost featless compared to Kaiba who regularly breaks the mold, even IF Gary is blessed by Ho-Oh and Arceus
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:50:25 AM
No.149453873
>>149453847
Marvel civiliansβ¦
Tony Starkβ¦
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:50:35 AM
No.149453875
>>149453855
He kinda just doesn't want muties to be racismed and killed for being muties mainly. He'd 100% think Superman was the coolest guy ever seeing as an all powerful alien that's all about standing up for everyone
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:51:08 AM
No.149453880
>>149453859
Gary is pretty much the Black Beard of Pokemon, all of his wins are off screen.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:51:47 AM
No.149453890
>>149453919
>>149453859
Kaiba's autism is capable of warping reality
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:51:56 AM
No.149453892
>>149453904
>>149453918
MHA pro heroes would HELP Iron Man oppress anti-reg heroes btw
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:52:14 AM
No.149453895
>>149453844
Superman in that one crossover comic. Technically Lex did this for Superboy and Bizarro no?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:52:25 AM
No.149453898
>>149453925
>>149453847
What about government regulated heroes?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:52:56 AM
No.149453904
>>149453910
>>149454090
>>149453892
And they'd be right to do so. You can't be a hero without following the law.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:53:24 AM
No.149453910
>>149453904
Tony Starkβ¦
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:54:02 AM
No.149453918
>>149453892
Canon and true don't forget they would brutally murder people the government says are dangerous.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:54:08 AM
No.149453919
>>149453981
>>149453890
Is there actually an example of this? I wouldn't be surprised because I do remember him doing some crazy shit in the anime.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:54:35 AM
No.149453925
>>149453898
MHA pro heroesβ¦
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:54:52 AM
No.149453929
OH NO!
MILES IS GONNA GO
2 - 0!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:57:36 AM
No.149453950
>>149454013
OH NO!
DEATH BATTLE THREADβS INABILITY TO POST ABOUT THE NEXT MATCH UP BECAUSE IT SUCKS ASS IS GONNA GO
β¦β¦ how many times have we had shit match ups that are completely ignored by everyone now, 10, 15 times?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:58:00 AM
No.149453956
>>149454650
>>149453821
Imagine how reddit would react. It'd be so absurd. There'd probably be two or more people giving a long, sad paragraph about how they're "officially done" with Death Battle. The more I dwell on it, the more I think that a double death (especially a bloody one) could cause one of, if not the biggest upsets in DB history.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:59:26 AM
No.149453981
>>149454003
>>149453919
Aside from the fact aliens become obsessed with card games because he thought it would be funny to blast cards into space just to see what would happen he built an impossible elevator to space just so he could find a way into the afterlife to duel the pharaoh again, which he succeeds at btw
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:01:24 AM
No.149454003
>>149453981
>Build space elevator
>This somehow gets him to the afterlife
Next you're gonna tell me he altered the future too
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:01:27 AM
No.149454004
>>149454039
Never forget, the day Goku died and TARDku was born...
>>149453950
Speaking of, what are the absolute least popular episodes? And I don't mean view count, I mean episodes that nobody is a fan of in general or at all?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:03:37 AM
No.149454029
>>149454638
>>149454013
Justin Bieber vs Rebecca Black is top 5 for sure.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:04:00 AM
No.149454039
>>149454042
>>149454004
Imagine if Goji does this to Hulk but he specifically incinerates the amygdala, turning him into a lobotomised Banner.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:04:40 AM
No.149454042
>>149454837
>>149454039
Hulk can regen from that tho.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:05:01 AM
No.149454047
>>149454068
>>149454013
Gray vs Esdeath, definitely.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:06:00 AM
No.149454054
>>149454058
>>149454013
Beast vs Goliath is up there I'm sure
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:06:54 AM
No.149454058
>>149454054
We need to get Beast a more fitting fight
"OH MY GOD! THAT TRAIN IS ABOUT TO CRASH!"
>Unregulated Marvel HERO: saves everyone on board and doesn't expect fame or money in return
>Government mandated MHA """""""pro hero"""""": "Sorry, I can't get involved because...reasons. Also, buy my product." *watches as the train derails and kills innocent people.*
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:07:36 AM
No.149454068
>>149454047
Akame Ga Kill is one of the most generic anime ever made, nobody even remembers what Esdeath is from now, Iβm surprised DB thought itβs be a good idea to waste an episode on her and some Fairy Tail jobber.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:10:25 AM
No.149454088
>>149454064
Wrong the regulated hero would try to kill the unregulated and very illegal vigilante
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:10:34 AM
No.149454090
>>149453904
Spoken like a true cuck.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:10:52 AM
No.149454091
>>149454115
>>149454176
"OH MY GOD! THAT TRAIN IS ABOUT TO CRASH!"
>Unregulated Marvel HERO: attempts to save everyone on board and doesn't expect fame or money in return
>Government mandated MHA """""""pro hero"""""": *ARRESTS the unregulated Marvel HERO on the order of their master Iron DICTATOR who wants all anti-regs to be imprisoned in the Negative Zone. allowing the train to derail and kill innocent people.*
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:13:22 AM
No.149454115
>>149454064
>>149454091
Yep, that's why people like CHADverine, Spider-GOD and other CHADgilantes are true heroes.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:16:28 AM
No.149454151
i wanna let Esdeath step all over me!! im a submissive little bitch!! I LOVE ESDEATH MOMMY!!!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:16:38 AM
No.149454153
>>149454166
Tony won. Steve lost.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:17:34 AM
No.149454166
>>149454153
β¦ the least heroic Avenger to ever exist contest, which Iron DICTATOR won.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:18:26 AM
No.149454176
>>149454205
>>149454091
Would Stark put Sentinels in front of every mutant home?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:20:18 AM
No.149454201
Sentinels are a necessity to protect the American people from mutants who quite frankly have proven they can't be trusted.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:20:29 AM
No.149454205
>>149454176
Depends entirely on what the government says (said government is made up of Marvel civilians who are ungrateful dickheads most of the time and prone to building giant death robots the moment a mutant sneezes too hard)
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:20:37 AM
No.149454208
>>149454064
That's wrong the MHA hero would say their catchphrase then attempt to save the train only to get mad at another hero stealing their thunder.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:20:44 AM
No.149454211
>>149453071
They didnt do it for Goku VS Superman or the many other controversial ones with far more notable characters. The fact the super niche character got it shows they knew the result was a sham a d Kratoswank is bogus
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:22:29 AM
No.149454239
It's actually hilarious that DC has had Lex Luthor as president and still it's America is far less of a shithole towards weirdos with powers than Marvel's
https://myheroacademia.fandom.com/wiki/Hero_Public_Safety_Commission
>Although the Safety Commission had been trusted by society to keep the peace, in actuality, the organization had an underlying corruptness in its acts to protect society's image of Heroes in order to maintain the status quo. The original President of the Commission always treated their workers as disposable assets, primarily using people from the underside of society to do their dirty work. However, when Pro Heroes committing crimes increased and became more organized, the Commission was no longer able to deal with them, and so, turned to recruiting and using Pro Heroes so that they could freely move when going against other Heroes in public.
But it's totally fine you guys! You can trust this government mandated group...just ignore the fact that the pro hero number 2 is a child abuser....and ignore the fact that they hired an assassin to do their dirty work....AND ignore the fact that most of them are in it for fame and money.....AND ALSO ignore the fact that they're not good at their jobs....AND ALSO ignore the fact that they're indoctrinating children to fight for a corrupt system...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:25:55 AM
No.149454276
>>149454297
>>149454437
Superman would have dismantled all the Sentinels within a minute of them being turned on. Iron Dictator would personally place them outside of every 'problematic' person's house
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:27:07 AM
No.149454293
>>149454437
>>149454244
Superman would dismantle this corrupt system and tell the children to break their conditioning
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:27:24 AM
No.149454297
>>149454276
As he should! How else can the innocent HUMAN civilians be protected from those freaks!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:27:38 AM
No.149454300
>>149454307
>>149454311
>Creates Sentinels solely to protect humanity from mutant villains, doesnβt necessarily want to kill them all
>Ends up accidentally causing a bigger genocide than Hitler himself when his robots bulldoze Genosha
>Said robots are now also a threat against humanity itself
Are all non powered Marvel humans this incompetent?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:28:29 AM
No.149454307
>>149454300
Only the anti mutant or racist ones.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:28:30 AM
No.149454308
>>149454244
That's my FUCKING hero. Reminder that MHA heroes would try to arrest him, only for GODperman to disarm them and lecture them about being true heroes.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:28:57 AM
No.149454311
>>149454300
Genosha was harboring dangerous mutant super terrorists. And had nukes. And worst of all were sympathetic to unregulated heroes.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:31:57 AM
No.149454338
>>149454690
>>149454244
Superman would beat up Enji and send him to the Phantom Zone for what he did to his family btw, along with any other MHA hero involved with this corrupt commission.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:33:34 AM
No.149454360
>>149454404
>>149454437
>>149454342
He'd be pissed at the fact their society basically indoctrinated a shitload of kids into a dangerous line of work.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:34:33 AM
No.149454372
>>149454398
>>149454244
The Safety Commission? Would instantly become ten times worse when they learn about Marvel mutants btw
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:35:23 AM
No.149454385
>>149454417
>>149453859
Kaiba how is that even a question? Mother fucker could warp any setting he's thrown into to operate off of children's trading card games
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:36:35 AM
No.149454398
>>149454372
They'd start fucking aborting mutant babies en masse
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:36:51 AM
No.149454404
>>149454342
>>149454360
He should be pissed at Deku too when Deku fights to uphold the corrupt sustem so he can eventually get his Hero No 1 trophy. That was basically the whole entire Nagant arc, Nagant tries to take down the system, Deku cries and gives a gay ass speech about βnoooo everythingβs nice now, letβs just change nothing, address nothing, investigate nothing and all decide to be nice instead!β
The author himself basically admits in the final chapter he fumbled that arc, beings back Nagant just to say βyou know you changed literally nothing about any of the problems i brought up rightβ and Hawks has no answer just to smile and βnah itβll be fine cause we have the faith broβ
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:38:19 AM
No.149454417
>>149454614
>>149454385
Why canβt Vegeta be this cool?
>>149454276
>>149454293
>>149454342
>>149454360
>One dangerous uncontrollably powerful person enforces his will on the entire world based on his feelings regardless of what anyone else wants
Proving MHA and Marvel right
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:41:11 AM
No.149454446
>The SYMBOL of PEACE when Mirko, Best Jeanist, All Might, Hawks, Endeavor and other pro heroes complain that they can't indoctrinated children or get fame or money from heroics anymore
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:41:47 AM
No.149454449
>>149454437
Lex Luthorβ¦
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:41:54 AM
No.149454450
>>149454471
I am now a Lubanian nationalist
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:44:06 AM
No.149454465
I KNEEL
I SQUEAL
MY PLANETARY FEAT ISN'T REAL
I COPE
I MOPE
SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE
I SIN
WITHOUT OUTSIDE HELP I DON'T WIN
I BELONG IN A TRASH BIN
I JOB
I'M A SLOB
I'M TOO SHORT TO REACH THE DOORKNOB
MY FANBASE IS FULL OF TRANNIES
MY DADDIES DON'T WANT ME TO MARRY
I AM, A SONICPHONY
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:44:36 AM
No.149454468
The child soldier grooming and the genocide bots will stop with or without your consent.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:44:54 AM
No.149454471
>>149454450
>Goes back to saving peopleβs lives afterwards
HERO!!!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:44:55 AM
No.149454472
>>149454437
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE YOUR POWERS TO HELP DISMANTLE A CORRUPT ORGANIZATION BECAUSE...BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY?
Cope.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:46:07 AM
No.149454486
>>149454437
Don't lump marvel with my police state academia
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:47:43 AM
No.149454499
>>149454512
>MHA pro heroes would unironically side with Lex Luthor
>all because they're threatened by the Symbol of Hope
Really goes to show you how bad those people are. They would unironically do this btw, just to get rid of Superman.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:49:08 AM
No.149454510
Hope is eternal. A true hero would fight so that children don't have to.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:49:26 AM
No.149454512
>>149454499
>Lex Luthor subverts MHAs pro βheroesβ without even trying just to use them as another disposable toy in his unwinnable game against Superman
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:50:53 AM
No.149454521
>>149453091
Huh thatβs the same reasoning the DB episode gave pretty much.
This man is a true hero of mankind.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:52:32 AM
No.149454536
>>149454530
Lex Luthor anonymously hyping himself upβ¦
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:53:33 AM
No.149454541
>>149454555
Where are the EbonyKWEENS!!???
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:53:33 AM
No.149454542
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:53:47 AM
No.149454543
>>149454530
Endeavor...he's the bad guy.
Post Superman's hero license.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:55:20 AM
No.149454555
>>149454569
>>149454541
That bulge isn't real
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:56:20 AM
No.149454562
>>149454530
Stop shitposting and go back to your job, Mr/Ms. Pro hero.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:56:26 AM
No.149454563
>>149454553
Iron Man and the Hero Public Safety Commissionβ¦
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:57:24 AM
No.149454569
>>149454580
>>149454555
It actually is. Kek.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:58:44 AM
No.149454579
>>149454553
He doesn't need one.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:58:48 AM
No.149454580
>>149454569
Are we sure this game was made by the Chinese and not black women?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:59:51 AM
No.149454596
>>149454553
Tony you can't force that onto people in different universes.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:01:02 AM
No.149454614
>>149454417
Cuz heβs 5 feet tall.
You know, despite his flaws, even someone like Goku is more of a hero than the ones in MHA. He actually saved the world countless times and not once did he expect something in return.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:02:22 AM
No.149454637
>>149454670
>>149454615
>not once did he expect something in return
That isn't a high bar, even MHA heroes do that. It's not like they only help people if they pay them.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:02:26 AM
No.149454638
>>149454658
>>149454676
>>149454029
That's a real episode?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:03:34 AM
No.149454650
>>149453956
I genuinely hope this happens now. Fuck BOTH of those "fanbases"
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:04:05 AM
No.149454656
>>149454615
>Shows up
>Blows up the villain of the arc/encourages his son to become stronger and blow up the villain of the arc
>Fucks off without even mugging for a photoshoot when the villain is dead
Yeah heβs definitely more heroic than the child grooming government goons in MHA.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:04:08 AM
No.149454658
>>149454727
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:04:46 AM
No.149454667
>>149454615
Almost any hero in fiction would be a better hero than the ones in My Hero Academia. I would feel safer if there was somebody like The Punisher in my city than a hero from MHA, because The Punisher would at least get shit done.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:04:57 AM
No.149454670
>>149454693
>>149454709
>>149454637
Post Goku's merchandising and company sponsorships in universe
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:05:35 AM
No.149454676
>>149454704
>>149454727
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:07:11 AM
No.149454690
>>149454338
You just know
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:07:29 AM
No.149454693
>>149454711
>>149454670
Post MHA characters asking for money before helping someone.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:08:25 AM
No.149454704
>>149454676
>Use Scott Pilgrim sprites for the battle
>Didnβt use Scott Pilgrim for any actual fights until Amy vs Ramona years later which is a blatant pity win for Sonic
This is one of the gayest things Death Battle has ever done.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:08:56 AM
No.149454709
>>149454670
Anon, Goku is a farmer he has no merchandising only products
>>149454693
They're already getting paid to be there, they're on the clock.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:10:26 AM
No.149454726
>>149454774
>>149454711
Gotta pay the bills, may as well get paid while saving people. Don't tell me you would do it for free...Would you...?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:10:31 AM
No.149454727
>>149454761
>>149454658
>>149454676
What the ACTUAL fuck was DB thinking
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:10:52 AM
No.149454734
>>149454765
>>149454711
>people only want to be heroes when it benefits them
Disgusting.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:11:36 AM
No.149454737
>>149454771
>>149454711
Why arnt heroes just part of the police force in this universe?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:11:59 AM
No.149454739
>>149454711
Stain would've killed her btw
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:12:10 AM
No.149454742
>>149454771
>>149454711
Why did people wanr Deku to end up with Ochunko again? This girl seems pretty shitty in hindsight.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:12:35 AM
No.149454745
>>149454711
MHA is fucking dogshit damn dude how does anyone like this series when even the good guys are vapid, shallow harlots that LITERALLY whore their powers out for money? Real heroes would just see something, DO something.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:12:56 AM
No.149454751
>>149454817
>You can't risk your life as a hero fighting super villains who want to kill you and get paid for it, you have to do it for free like Superman!
>It doesn't matter that he's friends with one of the richest people on the planet and would never ever have monetary problems btw.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:13:50 AM
No.149454761
>>149454794
>>149454727
It was 2011 and it was cool to be edgy on the internet.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:13:53 AM
No.149454763
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:13:55 AM
No.149454765
>>149454734
>BEJITA, WE SHOULD HIRE STRONG, AFRICAN BVLLS TO RAPE OUR CHILDREN SO THEY CAN GO PSYCHO AND HAVE REVENGE TRAINING ARCS LIKE THE BLACKED SWORDSMAN TO GET STRONGER
>KAKA-ROT, YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:14:06 AM
No.149454771
>>149454789
>>149454814
>>149454737
They basically are just the cooler police force that get to beat the shit out of criminals basically. Miruko only became a hero because she's legally allowed to fight and beat the shit out of people.
>>149454742
Horikoshi was blatantly setting them up in his writing then bent the knee to fujos because of death threats.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:14:35 AM
No.149454774
>>149454797
>>149454726
Real heroes don't make it their job. They do it out of the kindness of their heart.
>Y-You do it for free...
Yes, my HERO does do it for free because with Great Power comes Great Responsibility.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:14:45 AM
No.149454777
>>149454851
>SuperCHAD out of nowhere
>Guy who literally works a mundane 24/7 job at a newspaper company when heβs not saving the day
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:15:14 AM
No.149454789
>>149454800
>>149454771
>Miruko only became a hero because she's legally allowed to fight and beat the shit out of people.
b-based?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:15:37 AM
No.149454794
>>149454761
being edgy stopped being fun when the entire world became worse than the shit I'd post about back in the day
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:15:51 AM
No.149454797
>>149454817
>>149454774
>His hero does it for FREE
KEK
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:16:23 AM
No.149454800
>>149454789
She used to go to illegal quirk fight clubs in her youth so her becoming a battle crazed hero was essentially set in stone.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:17:53 AM
No.149454814
>>149454831
>>149454771
The police beat the shit out of people all the time? Heroes couldnt just be a branch of the police so they are under offical government control? Kinda fucked its all done by a 3rd party.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:18:16 AM
No.149454817
>>149454827
>>149454751
>>149454797
>What do you mean I should do it for free? These PEASANTS should be giving me money for saving their lives
Thanks for proving that MHA heroes are FRAUDS who care only about money.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:19:42 AM
No.149454827
>>149454817
Explain why you can't simply do both
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:20:08 AM
No.149454831
>>149454814
Yeah but heroes also get to use their quirks while beating these criminals cops in MHA don't get the license to use their quirks in combat scenarios. They're essentially cops+, they also just get to brand and market themselves unlike cops.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:21:10 AM
No.149454837
>>149454042
Goji beam has baxter level of nonsense baked into it.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:21:16 AM
No.149454838
>"Heroes" who only save people for money, fame, recognition and for the ability to commit government sanctioned brutality
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:22:14 AM
No.149454844
did hobo Steve (Nomad) get paid
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:23:09 AM
No.149454851
>>149454777
>upholds journalistic integrity so the news is reported fairly and impartially
>even reports on Lex when he's doing something GOOD for the community and not just shaking his fists at clouds going "DAMN YOU, SUPERMAN!!!!"
This dude's an actual fucking hero
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:23:56 AM
No.149454857
>>149454872
>When the innocent man you just saved from a building fire doesnβt give you his entireβs life worth of savings in gratitude
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:23:59 AM
No.149454858
>>149455109
Venom/Eddie Brock taught me that even though you can do bad things, if you work hard enough and apply yourself, you can change and become better.
Enji Todoroki taught me to cry and beg until redemption and atonement is handed to me for free (then to run away and hide hoping everyone will forget I treated my family like shit).
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:24:09 AM
No.149454862
Can't wait to see Miles getting splattered tomorrow
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:24:18 AM
No.149454864
Is endeavor evil for paying for an inbred woman to be his wife or good for saving an inbred woman from fucking either her cousins or brothers?
Now that we are talking about BnH's system I want you to look at this.
This is a CANON spin off that shows us random team up missions between the characters and the pro heroes.
The first episode features a guy with a power that makes him produce poisonous gas inside his body, because he lacks a licence to use his quirk the only thing he can do is store the poison inside him for years...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:25:12 AM
No.149454872
>>149454886
>>149454857
wouldn't that shit just be like tax
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:26:12 AM
No.149454879
>>149454868
MHA's society is so shit that I'd wholeheartedly would rather be a mutant in Marvel.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:27:25 AM
No.149454886
>>149454872
Taxation is theft. These heroes are glorified thieves. Quite LITERALLY glorified.
>>149454868
There's literally nothing he can do about it, as we know the poison will kill him, but since he is causing trouble he was labeled as a villain.
Luckily BAKUGOU (not Deku btw) with the help of OCHAKO (Not Deku btw) came up with a plan to burn all the poison without any casualties.
Now the day is saved, right? ...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:28:50 AM
No.149454893
>>149454908
>>149454868
Damn this isnβt even competent cruelty like what Marvel mutants experience, this is Imerpium of Man style incompetence where theyβll deliberately make life worse for everyone for no good reason.
>>149454868
>>149454887
Well, look at this! The guy who's only wrongdoing was being born with a dangerous quirk ended up in Jail and now people are trying to lighten his sentence!
WOW! What a wonderful society! I sure hope my future kids don't get fucked over in the genetic Gacha, imagine raising your daughter as a good girl only for her to get a quirk that gets her labeled as a villain and she ends up rotting in jail for that!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:31:01 AM
No.149454907
>>149454938
>when the old lady you help cross the street doesn't give you all the money in her wallet for doing it
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:31:11 AM
No.149454908
>>149454979
>>149454893
Please understand we don't want to teach people how to actually live with their quirks/powers we just don't want them to use them illegally in any way they need a license to use their genetic traits unless they're like a mutant I guess since that'd be racist probably.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:32:20 AM
No.149454920
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:33:11 AM
No.149454928
>>149454887
This is ALMOST as bad as Iron DICTATOR and his pro reg goons (who MHAβs pro heroes would side with immediately btw) imprisoning anti-reg heroes in the Negative Zone.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:33:32 AM
No.149454931
>>149454944
>>149454963
>>149454868
>>149454887
>>149454906
>normal civilians are treated like they're fucking Doctor Doom in the midst because their powers are destructive or self-destructive
Why the fuck doesn't MHA have its own Krakoa at that point?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:34:18 AM
No.149454938
>>149454907
Kek and canon
>>149454931
because I'll personally destroy it
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:35:27 AM
No.149454950
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:35:48 AM
No.149454955
>>149454944
Public Hero Safety Commissionβ¦
>>149454931
Because the guy who probably would've created it became a shigiraki bootlicker and ended up getting made because of it Pic related of course.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:36:27 AM
No.149454967
>>149454887
>>149454906
>>149454906
I think I would unironically rather live in the DCverse or Marvelverse.
>>149454944
Then I'll fucking stop you by any means necessary to protect the lives of innocents. FUCK (You) bitch
>>149454963
Shiggy singlehandedly set quirk rights back to the fuckin' Stone Age with his insane bloodlust. I can't believe anyone followed his or his master's bullshit.
>>149454908
>unless they're like a mutant I guess since that'd be racist probably.
Well... About that...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:38:40 AM
No.149454980
>>149454963
that's Doofenshmirtz
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:39:30 AM
No.149454988
>>149454979
>MHA civilians after talking to Marvel civilians about mutants and quirk havers for a single minute
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:39:34 AM
No.149454989
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:40:56 AM
No.149455000
>>149455018
>>149454976
then get fucked
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:41:29 AM
No.149455005
>>149454976
He was forced and groomed to play league of legends as a child, by all for one that would turn anyone into a mass murderer with immense bloodlust.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:41:44 AM
No.149455008
>>149454979
>Universe with super powered people doesn't have Superman in it
>People with super powers are treated like shit
I'm noticing a pattern here in universes severely lacking in Hope.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:43:23 AM
No.149455018
>>149454979
If Miles knew what kind of shit these people were being subjected to he would ABSOLUTELY go ape (heh) on Deku
>>149455000
SILENCE, DOG.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:43:31 AM
No.149455019
>>149455032
>>149455041
>>149454979
We should make a club how much we hate those stupid flying guys with superpowers! Who else could we invite?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:43:31 AM
No.149455020
>>149455033
>>149454868
That's just fucking stupid. People are born with quirks naturally, so eventually someone is going to be born with a dangerous ability like this. So this shit made it past all the Doctors, nurses and family, and the only thing they could do was go, "Hey retard, you fart poison that kills people. Just hold it in until you die."
Like this isn't even oppression or anything, this is just retarded. Just build a booth with a good air filter on it? Couldn't just bring him to a place where no one is around? Couldn't try and give him medicine for this shit? And it was only solved NOW?
>>149455019
What's up with fictional settings always doing this "Lets oppress the super powered people and pretend like people would hate them" when everyone would just think it's fucking cool as shit.
If you got a decent power that is and not something lame like a frog tongue.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:46:18 AM
No.149455033
>>149455088
>>149455020
Anon they can't even make fucking support gear for kids like dabi there's no way in hell they could help the guy who can spew poison like he's in a cod lobby.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:47:19 AM
No.149455041
>>149455019
Silver Surfer has a hard life, trying to convince Galactus these people are worth sparing
>>149455032
Contrivance.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:48:36 AM
No.149455057
>>149455084
>>149455089
>>149455032
Because then they would just be writing PokΓ©mon
>"Hey, super powered freak wanna be part of my team and beat the shit of other super powered freaks?"
Random kid has a villain power that he can't control.
>Marvel, DC or any other sane and ration verse filled with heroes: "Don't worry, we'll help you control those powers and together we can make you into a hero!"
>My Hero Academia: "DIE YOU FUCKING VILLAINOUS PIECE OF SHIT!" *gets beaten half to death and thrown in prison for life.*
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:50:44 AM
No.149455079
>>149455061
It's funny because even invincible did this with the kid that got turned into a giant cyclops monster
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:50:47 AM
No.149455080
>>149455061
>*Marvel civilians join in on the beating before the Marvel heroes or X-Men can show up to save the day*
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:51:10 AM
No.149455084
>>149455094
>>149455057
>Superfriends is Pokemon
the fuck
>>149455061
>"Don't worry, we'll help you control those powers and together we can make you into a hero!"
This happens CONSTANTLY in Marvel. Even in non-comic media like Ultimate Spider-Man, people like Sandman are given a chance to not be just shot in the back of the head like Lenny
>>149455033
Funnily enough and iirc the setting takes place like a thousand or so years after our time but the overreliance of quirks limited their technology until the end of series where now they're trying to advance it
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:51:44 AM
No.149455089
>>149455057
Why would that happen? Battling each other out of no where?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:51:53 AM
No.149455094
>>149455084
Wonder Twins are HM slave, Aquaman is Surf slave. makes sense
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:52:32 AM
No.149455100
>>149455032
This seemed like a very appropriate reaction image to go along with your post.
>>149455061
Wasn't there a DC movie where AU Superman killed a child since his power was destroying a city? I mean, it was like Superman with Zod's DNA, but still.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:52:48 AM
No.149455102
>>149455190
>>149455088
Then how in the fresh fuck did they accidentally make sentient robots that started an uprising once?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:53:26 AM
No.149455107
>>149455141
>>149455154
>>149455061
>>Marvel
Didn't Marvel send Logan to kill a kid with the power to kill almost everyone just by being near?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:53:39 AM
No.149455109
>>149454858
Based Venom enjoyer.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:53:46 AM
No.149455111
>>149455129
>>149455190
>>149455088
>MHA is 1000 years into the future despite just about everything they have being entirely contemporary to an early 21st-century civilization
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:55:38 AM
No.149455127
>>149455146
Hank pym is a better abusive husband superhero compared to Endeavor.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:55:46 AM
No.149455129
>>149455149
>>149455111
Quirks unironically caused societal collapse before they finally got things under control
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:57:35 AM
No.149455141
>>149455107
That was in the Ultimate universe,i think
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:57:58 AM
No.149455146
>>149455127
No lies detected.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:58:15 AM
No.149455149
>>149455265
>>149455129
Is that why they have these absurd draconian rules and treat everyone like they're fucking dirt? Not exactly a Vulcan outcome to their war.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:59:32 AM
No.149455154
>>149455107
That was a mercy killing that kid couldn't live a normal life even in X manor they can't even get rid of his powers.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:59:43 AM
No.149455157
>>149455194
>>149454976
>Then I'll fucking stop you by any means necessary to protect the lives of innocents. FUCK (You) bitch
Superman...Koslov doesn't live there...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:00:48 AM
No.149455174
>>149455194
>>149455212
>>149455088
It takes place, like, 100 years later, 150 max. It's partially why their systems are so fucked up, because people have only had superpowers for a generation or two and they're still trying to figure out how to integrate them. Especially after society nearly collapsed after their arrival.
It's not hard to calculate. Toshi had One For All for forty years, and was stated to be the longest user of it. There are seven generations of users, counting Toshi, so at absolute maximum, it's 280 years, realistically, it's half that, at 140.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:02:52 AM
No.149455190
>>149455225
>>149455102
>>149455111
Could be less time sure, like maybe 200 or 300 years but no less because it is impossible to have the 80% of the planet to have quirks since that would be many, many generations and social unrest until it became the norm to be born with quirks instead of being thought off as freak that shouldn't exist.
But Hori is a shit writer so he probably think about it
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:02:53 AM
No.149455191
>>149455202
The most fucked up thing is that at the end of MHA, they STILL have the whole popularity polls and the same commission. Literally nothing has changed, so everything was essentially pointless. The oppressive system is still in place and people trust it just because.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:03:01 AM
No.149455192
>>149455222
Isn't it fucked up how eugenics became a popular thing in the MHA world? Imagine finding out the only reason you and your siblings were born was just so you could have a quirk that could help your parents financially or vicariously live through you.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:03:12 AM
No.149455194
>>149455209
>>149455214
>>149455157
Koslov doesn't exist in DC's multiverse anymore neither so I don't know what your point is
>>149455174
Don't forget that OFA/AFO kills their user if they weren't quirkless vessels, shortening the possible timespan dramatically since it's possible not all users of one or both were quirkless
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:04:38 AM
No.149455202
>>149455215
>>149455191
Shigaraki shouldn't have chimped out so hard that the pro heroes look like saints and saviors of the world.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:05:05 AM
No.149455209
>>149455194
did they bring the infinite multiverse back properly or is that issue still stuck in hypertime while the original silver age story is now inserted into the main canon
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:05:21 AM
No.149455212
>>149455225
>>149455240
>>149455174
>It takes place, like, 100 years later, 150 max. It's partially why their systems are so fucked up, because people have only had superpowers for a generation or two and they're still trying to figure out how to integrate them
That's fucking stupid when most of the planet is born with their quirks, it would take hundreds of years for a mutation to adapt in a way it becomes the new normal
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:05:45 AM
No.149455214
>>149455223
>>149455194
>Koslov doesn't exist in DC's multiverse anymore neither so I don't know what your point is
Didn't everything became canon ala WOD/SCP after wonder woman became the legendary super amazonian to beat the stuffing out of batkek?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:05:49 AM
No.149455215
>>149455202
It wasn't his fault he was groomed by the quintessential /co/ reader and reverse flash fan.
The more I hear about the MHAverse, the more I wonder how the hell it never ended up like something from The Boys.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:07:25 AM
No.149455222
>>149455245
>>149455282
>>149455192
Don't delude yourself, people would flock to the best quirk even if it was attached to fatso 5"2 instead of chad, because the former can manipulate matter at the atomic level, and the latter has the power of...Hearing 10 better than the average joe.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:07:26 AM
No.149455223
>>149455214
yes but only main continuity stuff so the original silver age story
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:07:26 AM
No.149455224
>>149455219
Because their government would've probably assassinated heroes that would try that shit.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:07:48 AM
No.149455225
>>149455190
>>149455212
The timeline is absolutely fucked just like everything else in MHA's verse, INCLUDING the logistics of quirks spreading as fast as they did.
>>149455219
Thankfully the writer fell into the typical battle shounen traps of hyper-focusing on single blowout events and throwing the worldbuilding to the wayside, so we never got to see too much pEnnis-tier dogshit
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:07:57 AM
No.149455227
>>149455219
People like All Might exist in MHA, the same can not be said for The Boys.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:09:38 AM
No.149455240
>>149455212
We're talking about essentially magic here. You could give everyone in the world superpowers in one generation if every baby is suddenly born with them. It's not like superpowers all originate from one person, people all over the world were just starting to be born with them, for no reason. Hell, teenagers started getting quirks at puberty to help speed up the process.
>>149455219
Because Horikoshi is a coward and a hack and the series visibly improves whenever he's not writing it.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:09:47 AM
No.149455245
>>149455276
>>149455222
Anon endeavor only bought and married rei so he could have a kid that would be stronger than him or all might do you know how fucked that is?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:12:26 AM
No.149455265
>>149455270
>>149455276
>>149455149
Yes unironically plus with all for one deciding he wanted to just be a dick head purely for the sake of being a dick head BECAUSE HE READ A COMIC ONCE and personally being responsible for at least 200 years worth of chaos before all might mulched most of his skull
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:13:36 AM
No.149455270
>>149455279
>>149455265
He didn't read a comic once he only read the part where he saw the villain and then stopped reading it.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:14:25 AM
No.149455276
>>149455245
and he abused her, most likely sexually too
what a fucking awful piece of shit, the elite were already doing shit that our elites do IRL except they can literally burn you to a crisp instantly if you stand up to them
>>149455265
AFO genuinely fucked everything up and made the entire society boil down to a literal black-and-white issue of "we can't let this guy just kill us all", imagine if AFO or shiggy were actually intelligent enough to sow the seeds of doubt and dissent within people instead of just blatantly blowing shit up
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:14:44 AM
No.149455279
>>149455270
he's literally like me frfr
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:15:13 AM
No.149455282
>>149455222
The safety commission unironically would have them assassinated
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:16:02 AM
No.149455287
>>149452032 (OP)
Lord English wins
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:18:06 AM
No.149455306
>>149455315
>>149455330
>Yes yes a lot happened in the past but you still saved the day without a licence. Now face the wall viligilante scum
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:19:31 AM
No.149455315
>>149455331
>>149455306
Spider-Man would web up the guns, beat up the firing squad and escape with the "prisoner" because FUCK this blatant disregard for humanity
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:21:55 AM
No.149455330
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:22:35 AM
No.149455331
>>149455347
>>149455315
>Immediately gets branded as a villain for this
You just know a bunch of pro heroes would be gunning for Peter so they could rise in rank too.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:24:31 AM
No.149455347
>>149455407
>>149455331
Peter would immediately realize the deep, deep shit the entire society is in and go for the throat by getting like-minded people to confront the head of government and the hero association directly
The entire world has been against Peter before, and his talk-no-jutsu scales above it
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:28:13 AM
No.149455375
Would Paul register Jackpot into the Pro-Hero System?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:32:06 AM
No.149455403
>>149454963
Parry vs this guy WHEN!?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:32:26 AM
No.149455407
>>149455426
>>149455347
>and his talk-no-jutsu scales above it
Isn't modern Peter disliked by almost every hero because muh quips?
Seriously, now post the most powerful fictional character.
>Hehe that would be KINGTO-
Seriously, post the actual most powerful character in fiction.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:34:59 AM
No.149455426
>>149455407
Modern Spider-Runs are an actual fucking travesty, but I'm pretty sure Peter stops quipping when shit gets real just like he always has.
>>149455421
Kratos
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:35:25 AM
No.149455432
>>149455461
>>149455470
>>149452209
Sailor Sissies...
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:35:30 AM
No.149455433
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:37:42 AM
No.149455452
>>149455466
>>149455928
>>149455421
Supreme author if you take metafaggotry seriously.
IATIA if you take metaphysic, apophatic and religious scaling seriously.
Yogg-Soggoth if you think humans are retarded animals and can't think of a true boundless character and you take lovecraft's statement faggotry seriously.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:38:51 AM
No.149455461
>>149455432
Being frauds by daylight
Dodging stomps by moonlight
Always running from a real fight~
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:39:36 AM
No.149455466
>>149455494
>>149455452
You forgot Stephen King, the fucker implied every fictional setting is real and way below his gods
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:40:08 AM
No.149455470
>>149455481
>>149455432
>AI
might as well have just posted a krillin cuckpasta
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:41:26 AM
No.149455481
>>149455493
>>149455470
You can be mad but you can't prove it wrong.
Why do people HATE taking the statements of an author at face value, in a good faith manner?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:42:37 AM
No.149455493
>>149455508
>>149455511
>>149455481
>prove an AI wrong
You're asking me to talk to a wall.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:42:40 AM
No.149455494
>>149455466
That's just metafsggotry so stephen is actually a fictional character because SCP is realer than real life.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:43:05 AM
No.149455502
Post Beerus being able to resist soul hax.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:43:40 AM
No.149455507
>>149455492
Feats over statements, it is that simple
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:43:48 AM
No.149455508
>>149455521
>>149455493
NTA, Is it any different than most of the conversation here?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:43:54 AM
No.149455511
>>149455493
You don't need to prove it to the AI, just the thread that Usagi would beat Beerus.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:44:54 AM
No.149455521
>>149455535
>>149455508
Yeah fair enough. Most people here just respond with "nope you're wrong kingtos solos ur verse btw"
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:45:46 AM
No.149455527
>>149455492
Because battleboarding is full of ESLs who can't read
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:46:52 AM
No.149455533
>DUCKsagi trying to avoid Madoka again
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:47:09 AM
No.149455535
>>149455521
>Most people here just respond with "nope you're wrong kingtos solos ur verse btw"
Thatβs just the standard shitposting though, of course thatβs the equivalent to talking to a wall.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:51:19 AM
No.149455563
>>149455492
Because about 80% of the time, it is always something mind numbingly retarded
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:56:58 AM
No.149455600
>>149455492
Listening to authors stating shit is fine, but I'm not about to listen to Lovecraft's zombified corpse tell me how the Old Gods solo composite fiction. That shit's retarded.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:27:45 AM
No.149455781
>>149454963
Why did Horikoshi just fuse Doofenshmirtz and The Mighty Monarch together as a villain?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:30:59 AM
No.149455799
>>149455219
MHA feels like it would be Invincible in all honesty
>the average hero is a fucking shitter
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:31:49 AM
No.149455804
>>149455820
Slenderman vs Bigfoot
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:32:01 AM
No.149455807
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:34:34 AM
No.149455820
>>149455804
Slendy is for Jeff the killer
Bigfoot is for the Loch Ness Monster
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:36:35 AM
No.149455832
Who's a good match for Damian anyways? We got Dick, Jason and Barbara but no Tim or Damian
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:39:36 AM
No.149455854
>>149455492
Because sometimes authors are legitimate retards who write their characters outrunning a bullet and then go "yeah he can only run 20 mph"
Battleboarders are just disingenuous autists who fancalc retarded shit or make assumptions that clearly aren't true about the verse and then gets mad when the author's vision doesn't match theirs
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:57:44 AM
No.149455928
>>149455452
It would be interesting to guess the strongest characters going by specific doctronies like you said, like only physics, metaphysics, feats, metafaggottry, etc.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:02:08 AM
No.149455958
Why are all the heroes of MHA so greedy and evil or retarded bootlickers?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:08:00 AM
No.149455993