Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:10:03 PM
No.150081872
IT'S TOO MUCH! I FUARKING CAAAAN'T!!!!
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:28:50 AM
No.150053098
*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Hal pauses from shoving his tongue down Jade’s throat
H: “God damn it! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Hal Jordan?!”
Jade stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling Japanese man is clearly beating Kyle to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
J: ew, it must, like, be that cuck spic Kyle.. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that cuck only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Hal Jordan”
From the bush:
K: “HAL-BRO SAVE ME! THIS JAPANESE HOBO IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
H: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SPIC, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Jade? How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the Hispanic twink gets pummeled by Japanese fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake “Idol” taking the girl he loves most away from him
K: AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED BIG BRO HAL MORE!”
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:57:16 PM
No.149851969
Lord forgive me for what I am about to do...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:09:36 AM
No.149843202
>Spiral of Emotion!!!!!
ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW HE MADE SHITTY DEATHMETAL MUSIC WITH GENERIC YATES SCREAMING FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!! FORGET WINGS OF IRON AND IKARI, THIS IS WHERE ITS AT!! A 20 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MEXICAN BECOMES A KEK IN HIS HOME SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO THE YOUTH ABOUT HOW HUMANITY IS COOL!!! FUNNY QUOTE MAN WITH POINTY GLASSES EPIC!!!! MAYHEM, SO SAD MY WIFE'S SON DRIVES MY LANTERN EVERY DAY!! I LOOOOVE THIS MUSIC HAL ITS SO GOOD AND MUSIC FROM 2025 REPRESENTS OUR FUCK BLUMPFDF VOTERS ZEITGEIST WITH SUCH WITTY AND COMPLEX NOISE ABOUT KEKOLD OPPRESSION!! AOTY!!
>SKIN DEEP?!?
OMG EW HOW COULD YOU MAKE ACTUALLY BADASS ROCK MUSIC LMAO LE WRONG GENERATION /R/LEWRONGGENERATION AMIRITE JADE??????? HAHA OMG CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED IS SO PUNK UGH LITERALLY ACTUAL ENJOYABLE INSTRUMENTAL MELODIES LOL!!! ONIONS. BASEDBOY. LIBTARD UGH. YOU NEED TO GO BACK UGH BASED DRUMPF UGH BEN SHAPIRO UGH
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 8:22:36 PM
No.149732589
>>149732476
>>149732496
I'M SEARCHING THROUGH ALL OF FAR-EASTERN MEDIA AND I CAN'T FIND A SINGLE ONE! THEY'RE ALL SISSIES!
