Thread 149196771

Will scaling beat feats yet again?

THE STRONGEST SETTINGS IN FICTION...

YOSH, I'll be the next fodder opponent! Bring me a fodder equal to my level!
https://files.catbox.moe/s7do1j.webm

>>149196787
In the street tier…

>>149196771 (OP)
Statements > Scaling > Feats

this is the /v/ of /co/

>>149196810
>seduces your creator to erase you from existence

>>149196821
No because we like KINGtos here

ENOUGH.
POST /co/ FEATS.

>>149196845
I cannot beat this...

>>149196771 (OP)
>Miles vs. Deku
Am I missing something? Doesn't Miles just have spider man's powers and moveset, the fuck does he do against Deku? Don't tell me Miles has one(1) comic where he rapes Thanos in the ass and that will hardcarry Miles...

>>149196888
They'll basically do that if he wins.

>>149196787
Been powerscaling for a decade now
I can confidently say these three are the actual strongest settings

>>149196888
It's a stomp but it's sort of thematic and it will get a lot of views, there's already been massive amounts of attention for this fight on xitter and reddit beyond any other DB in a while. As long as the animation is good it will do really well.

>>149196907
Where’s Gojo?

>>149196914
In a tier above because he's not bounded by a top 3

I, DeKEK, JOBBER of Death Battle and all of Shonen humbly kneel to:

Shigaraki-sama, my one and only true master who MOGGED me in Death Battle and who I needed others to beat for me in my own final battle.

Asta-sama, winner of my Death Battle and my other master.

Miles-sama, who will HUMILIATE me in my upcoming episode and make me go 0-2.

Bakugo-sama, who has surpassed me in every way and stole my girl.

Todoroki-sama, whose Death Battle victory I can never measure up to.

All Might-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.

Gentle Criminal-sama, who I JOBBED to and was forced to watch as he RAILED his wife La Brava in front of me.

Vulture-sama, who effortlessly ONE-SHOT me with his pinky toe.

Invincible-sama, who would knock me out of One For All 100% full power with ease and proceed to beat the shit out of me.

The entire JJK verse, who I am afraid of because my Quirks PALE in comparison to their Cursed Techniques.

>>149196810
Sorry Toby-San. Your verse jobs to Adventure Freddy

>>149196925
...Because the only thing Gojo is bounded too is the dirt in the cementary.

>>149196845
My cock can beat this

>>149196914
In Yuta's closet waiting to be ironed for the next time he needs to be used like a skin suit

Can composite dog beat Composite cat (both real life species)

>>149196971
So wolf vs Lion and cheetah? I would assume comp cat gapes

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149196771 (OP)
HEY DARKIE I'M TALKING TO YOU. How do I get this black out of my death battle?

Mash played a game of tag with Deku and his friends this is the end result

ENTER

>>149196997
Mash should fight someone from Undead Unluck for a fair fight

>>149196790
Bring me fodder

https://x.com/ledumb_deep/status/1938371033209221145

Damn, Milesfags are running scared

Reminder that Superman is canonically stronger than the KKK. Can your hero say the same?

>>149197028
The research for this DB was probably over long before they even drafted this comic.

>Xianxia
>WoD
>Xeele
>Comics
>Manga
>Vidya
WEAK
E N T E R: ISEKAI
STRONGEST GENRE OF THE EAST WHO ALSO MAKES FAT STACKS OF CASH WITH THEIR ANIME AND LIGHT NOVELS
AND HERE IT'S CHAMPIONS!
>AINZ OOAL GOWN
The BOUNDLESS master of the undead
>TANYA VON DEGURECHAFF
MASTERMIND of military tactics and warfare
>NATSUKI SUBARU
INVINCIBLE Hero of darkness
>Satou Kazuma
The Trickster who fools even the GODS
KNEEL against the Isekai Quartet!

>>149197086
>ducking audio dramas

>>149196845
Yukari owns my verse AND my balls...

>>149197028
>Gives Miles a rematch
>he loses again
Yeah, turn him to the next Goku

>>149197086
>Literal -100 level trogdoloids who have to reincarnate to a weaker universe
SWERVE

>>149197086
>ducking concept albums
Gentlemen...

Isekai protags will never get a deathbattle

>>149197115
Are those the 7th Saga rejects?

>>149196787
SCP sistas..... my KNEES!

>>149196771 (OP)
Yo

>>149197122
True... but what about my hero, Reinhard Van Astrea? Surely...

>>149197142
Immortal vs Yoru
The biggest fraud of superhero vs the biggest fraud of the devils

>>149197129
>Not recognising Nameless CHAD and the STRONGEST squad in all of fiction
None of your isekai shits know what can change the nature of a man. They are nothing but stunted nerds.

>>149197086
>ducking opera

>>149197086
>ducking my imagination

>>149197165
I just started the game and he misses like half the time. Are classic WRPG protags fucking blind or something they're all like this!

>>149197086
>ducking interpretive dance

>>149196907
All three of those are characters in WoD btw

>>149197086
>ducking Basketball

>>149197086
>ducking wrestling

>>149197086
Arguably the only strong one out of this list is Ainz unless Tanya has something in her series. Subaru and Kazuma are weak shits

>>149197086
Yogiri fucks all of them

>>149197223
WoD versions scale lower, especially JTTW Buddha and mainline Azathoth who are boundless

>>149196888
Trips of truth.

Everyone is just waiting to see if they give Miles a fair loss or a fraudulent win like Coyote.

Does some moron here really think that Wolverine’s genes turn off when he’s electrocuted? And he just never provided evidence of it, not even a single screenshot? What a fucking retard.

>>149197270
Almost as bad as thinking Gojo blitzes Sue Storm

>>149197256
That is primarily by the definition of what boundless is.
If you're lower in a hierarchy in any capacity you are obviously not boundless because there is something bigger than you.
But featwise/cosmology wise they are largely the same.

>>149197086
And every single one of them freeze when the idle game chads have their way with them.

>>149197283
Yeah that's not the same then, WoD versions are bound by hierarchy which automatically makes them less powerful

>>149197283
So you just have to be the stongest in your shitty little setting and you qualify as BOUNDLESS?

Tuckerbros...

>>149197149
Who

I can't believe they’re dodging the REAL Marvel vs MHA match

>>149197312
Can Mirio phase other people?

>>149197312
They didn't want mha to lose again

>>149196888
Miles one shorted Blackheart. He'll win

>>149197267
Miles already lost once to a real black super hero.

>>149197340
Then why are they making Deku a Marvel scaling victim

>>149197374
Miles doesn't scale to anybody but spiderman

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

Has Miles's Venom Blast ever failed in the comics? Like has someone tanked it without breaking a sweat?. i swear that thing works every time i see examples of it

>>149197358
Did not help Ghost Rider or Kyle.

>>149197142
MAKE OH NO SCHOLARS BEAT UP KAIJUTARD, WHO SHOULD REALLY KILL THEMSELVES

can Deku do anything besides punching really hard?
if not then Miles clears.

>>149196997
His design is so lame.

>>149197405
>>149197389
>>149196993

>>149197443
Deku can reality warp and do the black flash

>>149197443
Speed steal

>>149197443
He can become really fast with gear shift if that counts for anything

>>149197398
that's because his reddit respect thread that people are pulling miles' feats from only includes the times it works, it fails more often than not especially against random street tier shitters like scorpion or vulture

>>149197398
Red Goblin

>>149197372
Losing once is fine, when you go on a streak retarded fanboys will start crying bias, or in Miles case racism.

Frank Grebble vs Austin Powers vs Maxwell Smart vs Ace Ventura

>D-did we do it Peter? Did we beat All Might and Deku?
>Miles… those were Homelander and Ryan…

>>149197478
is that what happened to goku and hulk?

Is the baker from cookie clicker the strongest video game character?

>Arcueid gets either Shinobu from Monogatari,Captain Planet or potentially Morrigan
>Roa gets Kenjaku,DIO or Terumi
>Neco Arc gets Doro
>Ciel and Shiki have...nothing
Do they have any good matchups? Asking any fatefag nearby

>>149197490
Yup

>>149197482
Going too far with the slander.

>>149197443
I posted this in another thread but here's a breakdown of Deku's powers besides just punching really hard and why they won't do anything against Miles (or if nothing else why Death Battle will say they do nothing)
>Danger Sense
They're going to say it won't work because it only detects malicious intent, and Miles is a pure hearted hero so it will completely fail against him since it didn't even work against Himiko wanting to kill by taking blood as a form of affection. Also there's a chance they just don't give it to him because Shigaraki stole Danger Sense from Dekek which lmao if that actually happens. This one getting invalidated will screw over Deku the most since he needs it to counter Miles's invisiblity
>Gearshift
They'll say it's irrelevant because Miles still has better speed and more experience manoeuvring in the air and this would actually be a detriment to Deku due to the paralysis drawback
>Float
Same as above, Miles will be able to easily reach Deku when flying
>Smokescreen
Spider-sense completely counters it
>Fa Jin
Requires time to charge up and again they'll give speed to Miles and say he'd interrupt Deku before he could release his technique
>Blackwhip
Hilariously the only OFA quirk that I don't think gets countered by Miles, he can even combine it with Fa Jin for his more powerful "Blackchain" attack. Sheeeeit.
In short please look forward to Decuck getting humiliated for the second time in a few weeks.

Bring me THAT ASS!

>>149197539
Yeah, Spider-Man and Miles working together wouldn't be able to beat Ryan let alone big H

>>149197545
Why is Dekuck getting GAPED when you just said Miles is losing to getting nigger whipped

>>149197490
That happens for every character besides amongus and fall guys I guess

How does the hollow knight verse scale against a can of raid?

Miles will either win with fraudulent scaling to justify Hulk getting fed to Godzilla or he will lose to justify Hulk beating Godzilla btw

>>149197684
Hulk and Miles will both lose. They don't give out pity victories

>>149197579
I never said Miles is losing to getting nigger whipped, it's just the only ability Decuck has that likely won't get completely invalidated. The nigger whip doesn't do very much damage either at least not compared to the punches so Miles isn't going to lose to it, what Blackwhip is used for is attacking from a distance, movement and restraining enemies ala the Spider-Man webs.
So they'll probably have a scene where Deku and Miles have a blackwhip/webs duel, Miles gets chained and then goes "YOUR CHAINS ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THE CHAINS NIGGAS BROKE DURING SLAVERY" and then breaks out and beats Dekek's ass

>>149197684
KILL YOUSELF KAIJUTARD

>>149197712
Shadow?

>>149197684
LOVE YOURSELF KAIJUCHAD

>>149197545
CAn't wait to see that darkie getting whipped

>>149197712
ShadowCHADS we finally beat the pity win allegations……

>>149197712
>They don't give out pity victories
Simon gaping DC's cosmology was entirely because of Ben losing

>>149197712
Lucario?

>>149197763
You're insane if you think fucking Kyle was beating Simon. We had people reading his damn comics to prove he can't handle any of his powers.

>>149197583
The vessels would TANK that and WIN because they're not real bugs.

>>149197712
literally kektos and doomslayer

>>149197780
To be fair people voted for doomslayer, its not like DB really had a choice

>>149197786
I think people just wanted Doomguy to return since he hadn't appeared since season 1 and got a lot of stuff since then. Doesn't help that his best opponent (Kratos) was already taken by a different episode

He could take Miles on.

>>149197780
Reminder they downplayed Kratos

>>149197885
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

>>149197786
True, but the fight itself was basically just Doomguy playing with his food. It wasn't really fun to watch and felt like it was catered to the people begging for the matchup.

>>149197891
I-I-I-I…………

>>149196914
Fading into obscurity because you retards can't help but bring him up.

>>149197891
It was downplay, they didn't give him his wank scaling
>gave him finite number of universes instead of 5D
>used a weaker less dense tree to measure yggdrasil
>didn't get him to outer thru hope transcending evil concepts

>>149197713
>The nigger whip doesn't do very much damage
Doesn't need to, Miles gets grabbed by the nigger whip, pulled in and then turned to pink mist.
>NIGGAS BROKE DURING SLAVERY
We literally just had a scene of Spawn getting his ass beat by chains and resorting to the white man's power to win.

>>149197994
I said

POST KRATOS DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN

>>149196907
Yay! Lucifer made it

People say the Point Man beats Subject 106.
I don't get it.
Mind outlining why Point Man wins?

>>149198028
J-J-Just give me a second!!!!

>>149198028
Dude who gives a fuck, it was still downplay and we know his power comes through scaling, you're not making any point

>>149197583
Actually, because of one tweet made seven years ago, all the characters in Hollow Knight are actually eight feet tall, so they handle it perfectly fine.

>>149197777
None of that matters when you have the higher dimensional verse.

>>149196907
>>149198035
Isn't Lucifer weaker than Michael? He can only manipulate things that already exist but can't create it.

>>149198054
>his power comes through scaling
Fair enough. Like Dragon Ball characters? I could maybe accept that.

Post anyone he's fought destroying a mountain.

>>149198028
It's never gonna happen because everyone except for ironic memers know Kektos is a fraud.

>>149198062
>But my gorillion universe sized atoms!!
Keep coping.

>>149197478
Well I’m routing for Smallmight over Spiderbland.

>>149198071
I-I-I-I……….

>>149198048
I mean, as far as I can tell 106 is just the Point Man but straight up better. He can turn invisible ffs

>>149198101
I'm sorry you can't understand the simple concept of 'bigger universe = stronger universal guy.'
It doesn't matter if Simon has fancy gimmicks or overpowered hax, Kyle can destroy more stuff, so he's the stronger dude. Even if they're both universal. That's just how it works, I didn't make the rules.

Some random ideas generated for the orgy

SEPHIROTH fucking Vergil
GUTS fucking JINX while she sucks KING MICKEY off
PEACH eats out ORCHID while SOLBADGUY fucks her
NATSU getting fucked by LOBO WOLVERINE and VENOM
GAMORA getting licked on by various parts of his body BLACK PANTHER MEGATRON and MEGAMAN X
BLACK CANARY while being fucked by HERCULE SATAN and getting bukkaked AMONG US MEWTWO and HARRY POTTER and NATHAN DRAKE
MADARA being sucked off by a GOOMBA
SHAO KHAN getting sucked by ANDROID 18 while KIRBY give her a titjob and POPEYE fucking her
AANG getting a foot job from HIEI
MECHAGODZILLA being sucked off by DONATELLO
SPAWN WILY and GOLIATH jerk over BLACK ADAM
ALUCARD SABERWULF double teaming TWILIGHT SPARKLE
JAK being fucked SHREDDER and ALL MIGHT fucking MIGHT GUY
BATMAN fucking JIRAIYA while he eats out TOPH
Sun and moon RED and LUCARIO lick on OPTIMUS PRIME while getting grinded on by METAL SONIC
GEESE HOWARD and DOCTOR FATE jerking each other
ULTRON fucking KEN and fingering ASTA
KENSHIRO and KILLUA double team TAOKAKA
SWEET TOOTH and DARTH VADOR plow SASUKE
PHOENIX while fucking KOOPA lectures TERMINATOR and JOKER while they jerk off
BANE fucking SCARLET WITCH
SMOKEY BEAR and FALL GUYS double teaming SONIC
MEGA MAN fucking MISAKA
SONYA pegging LINK

>Wanna see me destroy that mountain and rebuild it?
>…
>Wanna see me do it again?

>>149198159
FUUAARK, I can't believe Kratos is doing this every single time he fights someone just to hide his true outerversal power from them!

>>149198159
I CAN believe Kratos is doing this every single time he fights someone just to hide his true outerversal power from them!

>>149198130
Based reporters

>>149198144
>Kyle can destroy more stuff
Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.

>>149198182
I-I-I-I-I-I....

>>149198182
I-I-I can’t!!!

>Atreus... I finally did it... I killed Jeff the Killer....

>That was Eyeless Jack, dad.

>>149198182
....he used the toilet of someone who did once

>>149198224
Kyle used Anti-Spiral's Toilet Nia?

>>149198130
What the fuck does this even have to do with Death Battle, what are they posting there?

>>149198182
Every ATOM in DC is a bajillion mazillion universes. If Kyle stepped on an ant he would be destroying multiple verses

>>149198230
Hasn't everyone?

>>149198182
post characters destroying galaxiehttps://youtu.be/G3iGEL5snMc?feature=shared&t=507
your verse characters can easily do it and have feats of it right? you dont need flimsy statements RIGHT?

>Jeff the Killer
UAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfoZZTmXWG0

It's her body and her life. She can do what she wants with who she wants.

>>149198235
People always get upset when people post transgender characters, like Bridget or Madeline.

>>149198266
>kyle trying to let as many people fuck his wife as simon does

>>149198266
>Kyle trying to bring his dead wife back to let the entire DC cosmology fucker her in front of him then stuff her back in the fridge

>>149197142
KO (OK KO) vs Kid Goku (Dragon Ball)

>>149198230
>>149198241
>Kylejeet melty

>>149198287
>Kyle trying to bring his dead wife back
More than Simon, kek

I understand now
I and only i am the best matchup of all time...

>>149198287
>cuck fantasies
>>149198274
Cuck reality.

>>149198302
Superman vs Goku...

>>149198302
Athena Asamiya vs M. Bison...

>>149198294
>simonjeet projection and seething

>>149198287
>Cuck reality
>>149198274
>Cuck fantasies

Just because Simon never brought his wife back to life, doesn’t mean he COULDN’T.

>OH MAN! I JUST GOT THE LIFE EQUATION! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HAL!
>ALMIGHTY LIFE ENTITY, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME HAL'S NUGGET BABY!
>AWWW RIGHT! TIME TO MAKE MY BRIGHTEST DAY COME TRUE!
>NOW SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE HAL-SAMA'S FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER! HE HEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BE.
>NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN HAL'S ASS AND THEN GET PORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM HAL'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! HEHEHE NO TURD SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT! OH, AND GIVE JADE BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL!
>WOW BE. GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE HAL! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE PARALLAX'S WEB! HAHAHAHA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE WHITE LANTERN BANQUET! BON APPETITE HAL!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW JADE AND MY FRIENDS ARE BACK AT THE WATCHTOWER, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE HER! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING TO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD HAL! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BE
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!
>THE STENCH OF ARISA IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT'S THE TIME? HUH?? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? WELL THANKS FOR THE TIP, TIME FOR THE BLACKEST NIGHT! AWWW. MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!
>FART ON ME HAL, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT... A LITTLE NUGGET OF HAL'S SHIT? OH BOY I'M THE LUCKIEST LANTERN EVER! MHMMFH MA AWW MAN BY GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!

>>149198302
Luke Skywalker vs Invincible…

>>149198302
Samurai Jack vs Guts...

>>149198338
K,b,c.

>>149198302
God vs Satan...

It is not lost on me that both Green Lantern fights in DB open with the Lantern trying to take something from their opponent that was entrusted or given to them.
FFS Hal tried to take something, even though the current user of it HAD THE EXPLICIT BLESSINGS OF THE GUY WHO MADE IT

>>149198302
My cock vs (your) waifu...

>>149196907
With exception to Buddha these aren't even the strongest in their own verse lol

>>149198338
>not even half as funny as the Ben Grimm version

>simonjeet melty and cuckspam
As expected.

>>149198302
Donald vs Daffy...

>THE DEATH BATTLE CURSE WILL HAVE AN EFFECT ON KYLE BRO TRUST ME HE WILL FINALLY BE RESPECTED AGAIN BROOOO
>Hal Guy and John already has a live action adaptation while Kyle rots in the basement
>Fucking Jessica has her own TV show
A cursed existence rly

>Kylecuck delusion and projection
As expected.

Its days like this I miss the Jiren scholar...

>>149197545
Couldn't most of these be replicated with hero tech? Why the fuck did Horikoshi decide to give Deku a bazillion quirks then?

>>149198359
To be honest, wasn't it a common plot point for OG Ben 10 that people would constantly be after the Omnitrix anyways?

>>149198302
Naruto’s anus vs Kiba’s penis…

>>149197142
Light vs Columbo

>>149198366
Can I watch?

>This nigga bothering you, Deku?
>Who the hell does this guy think we are? Let’s show him how Team Dai-Survey-1A rolls!

>>149198420
I'm excited for the melty when it's a hard stomp against Columbo.

>>149198428
>THE INCREDIBLE, BOUNDLESS, KINGS OF GETTING KEKED

>>149198355
please isnt satan infinitely weaker than god?

>>149198428
>KEKU
A seal clubbing BITCH who RAN from opponents the same tier as him after getting gaped by CHADsta

>>149198452
God has universal feats at best

>>149198452
Chaosissies...

>>149198452
>Believing the Demiurge is actually omnipotent
Gnosticism bros...

>>149198430
"Light might be arrogant and just the kind of person Columbo usually trips into the truth...

But Light is on an entire different level to any of columbo's previous foes. Matching L, who is compared in the guides as comparale to an entire branch of the FBI.

Also, Columbo has no answer to being instantly killed by Mikami or Misa's shinigami eyes or Rem, who'd kill Columbo the instant she feels Light's arrest could lead to Misa's death as well."

The winner is Light Yagami

>>149198444
… and CHADmon is there too for some reason.

>>149198468
>Hm?

>>149198452
Satan jobbed to archangel Michael

>>149198486
WE'RE HERE TO KILL CHAOS, SIR.

>>149198486
WE’RE HERE TO KILL CHAOS

>>149198463
God took 5 whole days to make a universe and even needed rest...

And he still beat up lucifer when he was an angel.

>>149198491
WE'RE HERE TO KILL CHAOS, SIR. Nah bitch, my fuarking hero solos that fraud

>>149198452
God doesn't need to bother himself with trivial matters such as fighting, that's what ArchCHAD Michael is for.

>>149198486
It's crazy how good game devs can make an edgy westernization of a franchise work. Also fucked up that Origins and DmC were both made by a studio with Ninja in their name.

>>149198486
Jack would never do this to my mom

>>149198480
>Rem
Non factor in the match up. Misa still would help and just write his name. But knowing Death Battle they'd say 'Columbo doesn't canonically have a name so it doesn't work' completely ignoring the book's rules.

>>149198500
>believing shitty translations that say god made the universe

>>149198546
He won't, but Chaos will unless you pledge to help Jack.

Give him a matchup

>>149198595
Asgore

>>149198595
Robbie Reyes Ghost Rider is an obvious one. They can race on Robbie's home turf too, since Hummer Chad ignores all infrastructure and laws anyways.

Yahweh? CHEMOSH VICTIM

>>149198359
I’m pretty sure if you have a ten year old a gun you made, they still shouldn’t have it

>>149198636
Literally who? SMTbro btw

>>149198636
YHWH BROS?!?!?! DO WE GET FILTERED BY MINECRAFT STEVE?!?!

>>149198654
YHWH's tech tree reaches higher than the Moabites'. But at that period in time, yes.

>>149198645
https://religions.wiki/index.php/Jehovah_defeated_by_Chemosh

Post Deku spiking someone's drink

I swear, Death Battle have made Kratosfags into the biggest glazers on the planet.

Allah can destroy a mountain. Can your favorite character do it?
"When Moses came at the appointed time and his Lord spoke to him, he asked, “My Lord! Reveal Yourself to me so I may see You.” Allah answered, “You cannot see Me! But look at the mountain. If it remains firm in its place, only then will you see Me.” When his Lord appeared to the mountain, He levelled it to dust and Moses collapsed unconscious. When he recovered, he cried, “Glory be to You! I turn to You in repentance and I am the first of the believers.”

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!

>>149198654
Bros....Old testament lucifer is only star level

>>149198716
>Old testament lucifer
Doesn't exist btw

Does Skitter have a better chance of beating Deku or Miles?

Post a "big fish in a small pond" character

>>149198759
No, she only stands a chance against my cock

>>149198759
Skitter murders the two of them depending on how far into worm you're talking

>>149198759
Doesn't she just gives them strokes if they try to flying brick her (standard strategy for them?)

>>149198763
Homelander duh

>>149198425
Simon...

>>149198763
Homelander

>>149198707
Which mountain?

>>149198676
As the SMT bro he's apparently Moloch, how the fuck are the names so different

>>149198425
Kyle...

>>149198716
>stars
The old testament universe is just a flat earth with the sun, the moon, and a handful of stars (that are just decoration).

>>149198804
>>149198827
Kamina and Hal? their bvlls

>>149198818
>Due to a passage from the Book of Kings, according to which the Moabite King Mesha sacrificed his own son to Chemosh to achieve victory over Israel, Moloch and Chemosh were sometimes treated as interchangeable in old scholarship.[5]
https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Moloch
huh

>>149198818
Different cultures name their gods differently. They were neighbors, so the gods' histories probably intersect at various moments in the cultures. Both could have also originated from a singular culture, before the Ammonites and the Moabites were formed.

>>149198841
Guys, this cvckolding stuff is starting to get really awesome! I love imagining all my favorite characters have the same fetish I do! Thanks /dbg/ for being so accepting and kind!

>>149198841
Uh uh, Kyle cucked Hal. Kamina is the only bvll. Simon the PREPPER!

>>149198636
>KEKriots of iron
Jobbed to the Lord 3 chapters later btw

>>149198870
simoncuck...

>>149198870
we know bejitabro

>>149198854
In smt Moloch is exclusively referred as Moloch but never Chesmoch. Just never knew they're the same thing.
>>149198857
So like a Roman and Greek god thing? Makes sense

why are you fags so sure green naruto is going to lose, is he that weak against spider powers and takedown mechanics??

>>149198871
>Kyle cucked Hal
...in his weirdo cuckold fantasies that never actually happaned

>>149198818
Chemosh only served the moabites whereas moloch serves both jews and evangelical "christians".

>>149198905
He's facing the most unjustly sucked off character on the planet. Side with who you want on the Goku vs Superman argument, but they both have worthwhile feats where they actually earned their victories. Miles is a character that will discover new powers and one-shot demons in a 4-page encounter.

>>149198905
They aren't thinking he will lose legitimately, it will be because of retarded chain scaling statement wank

>>149198902
Actually, the caananite pantheon was very similar to the greek one, as phoenician merchants bought their culture wherever they sailed, and one of those places was of course ancient Greece.

>>149198795
Eh, kinda dependent on PR. For example, with Alexandria, it was all about how she couldn’t hunt Taylor down in public and she wanted Taylor to get herself in trouble. Compare that to well, soemone like Miles managing to flying kick her in the face since they don’t need to worry about stuff like that

>>149197712
>They don't give out pity victories
Anon...

The LEGENDS of Death Battle VIP Room is now open, however your character must meet two conditions to enter
>Must have won his Death Battle episode(s) with no losses
>You must be able to show him destroying a mountain. No statements, no scaling, if I ain't seeing a mountain+ object getting destroyed he ain't getting in.
Now, let the STRONGEST assemble.

>>149198302
At this point I'd say Eggman VS Bowser has surpassed TJ VS Balrog as the best episode

>>149199002
>show him destroying a mountain no scaling
I can only think of Roshi and deku if you count movies

>>149198763
Bill Cipher in the cosmic sense

>>149199025
I'm retarded didn't see mountain+
>>149198977
Makes sense, funny how SMT considers different name of gods as separate beings like inanna and ishtar.

>>149198114
>Implying Deku isn't bland as fuck
He doesn't even use his kicking fighting style that much that nigga still mostly punches people.

>>149198905
The view of him losing is mostly from the retarded chainscaling view or the venom shot potentially punking Deku depending on how you interpret quirks while adamanitum suit tries to carry long enough for him to land that supposed OHKO shot.

Personally I don't care who wins this, but would prefer Miles to win since Deku sucks. This is Sasuke VS Hiei tier to me.

>>149198998
Name one (1) time

>>149199108
Batman vs Cap

>>149199108
Shadow vs Ryuko

>>149199115
>>149199120
And your proof is...?

>>149198942
No, in Green Lantern: New Guardians, which ran 28 issues.

Hal "I knew it was wrong but I continued anyway" may be a pedophile piece of shit but he solo goku, seiya, and usagi

>>149198871
You can't cuck someone who's moved on and had 5 other girlfriends....

>>149199108
The one where you had a submountain guy vs a star-level (at minimum) guy.

>>149199153
Superbros...

>>149199151
Babies can't consent

>>149198759
Get those jobbers out of here, Skitter deserves a real opponent