IN A WORLD
>*pans in to a Pride convention *
>Camera shows Kyle struggling to suck off five trans girls as...
>"AND KRATOS TAKES SIX AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW ANTI BIGOT WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*
>"NOOO!!!!!!"

>Flash cut to Kyle despondently walking in the rain
All around me are familiar faces
>"Oh man Kratos satisfied so many LGBTQ people again, at this rate I'll never be the world's greatest ally!"
>Book drops on Kyle's head which reads " Gay Note"
Worn out places
>Cut to Kyle in room with Broly
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets turned into a femboy/trans girl?"
>"Oh my Harris...bigotry is fucked"
>Zoom in on Kyle writing Simon's name
>*beat*
>"AAIIIIEEE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Cut to Asura storming into Kyle's apartment

>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Kyle*
>"You saying we're in some kind of...Death Battle?"
>Cut to Kyle flying around the world and shooting dilators from his Rainbow Lantern Ring
>360 panoramic shot of Bardock and Omni-Man pointing as geysers of femboy cum flood the cities

BWEEEW
>Shot of Godzilla rising out of the ocean as Reidi plays
BWEEEW
>*Deku and Miles conducting a beam struggle with their BBCs*
BWEEEW
>Cut to the chudcels defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Venti from Genshin Impact, emerges from the shadows
>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."
>*record scratch*

DON'T STOP MAKE IT POP
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of Maka fucking Ruby*
>Tom and Coyote walks in "aaawkward"
>Deadpool does a cheeky pose "Erm...well THAT just happened!"
D.J. BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP
>this summer is going to be…
>*montage of Bruce Banner break dancing*
>Superman "LIIIIIT!"

>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "Death Battle" in the movie*
>Goku "Heh...I guess it is a-"
TITLE DROP

DEATH BATTLE: THE MOVIE
RATED R
Coming soon to a thread near you

IN A WORLD
>*pans in to a Pride convention *
>Camera shows Kyle struggling to suck off five trans girls as...
>"AND KRATOS TAKES SIX AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW ANTI BIGOT WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*
>"NOOO!!!!!!"

>Flash cut to Kyle despondently walking in the rain
All around me are familiar faces
>"Oh man Kratos satisfied so many LGBTQ people again, at this rate I'll never be the world's greatest ally!"
>Book drops on Kyle's head which reads " Gay Note"
Worn out places
>Cut to Kyle in room with Broly
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets turned into a femboy/trans girl?"
>"Oh my Harris...bigotry is fucked"
>Zoom in on Kyle writing Simon's name
>*beat*
>"AAIIIIEEE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Cut to Asura storming into Kyle's apartment

>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Kyle*
>"You saying we're in some kind of...Death Battle?"
>Cut to Kyle flying around the world and shooting dilators from his Rainbow Lantern Ring
>360 panoramic shot of Bardock and Omni-Man pointing as geysers of femboy cum flood the cities

BWEEEW
>Shot of Godzilla rising out of the ocean as Reidi plays
BWEEEW
>*Deku and Miles conducting a beam struggle with their BBCs*
BWEEEW
>Cut to the chudcels defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Venti from Genshin Impact, emerges from the shadows
>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."
>*record scratch*

DON'T STOP MAKE IT POP
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of Maka fucking Ruby*
>Tom and Coyote walks in "aaawkward"
>Deadpool does a cheeky pose "Erm...well THAT just happened!"
D.J. BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP
>this summer is going to be…
>*montage of Bruce Banner break dancing*
>Superman "LIIIIIT!"

>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "Death Battle" in the movie*
>Goku "Heh...I guess it is a-"
TITLE DROP

DEATH BATTLE: THE MOVIE
RATED R
Coming soon to a thread near you

>>150036515
>>150036544
>futaposting
AW YEAH!

IN A WORLD
>*pans in to a Pride convention *
>Camera shows Kyle struggling to suck off five trans girls as...
>"AND KRATOS TAKES SIX AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW ANTI BIGOT WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*
>"NOOO!!!!!!"

>Flash cut to Kyle despondently walking in the rain
All around me are familiar faces
>"Oh man Kratos satisfied so many LGBTQ people again, at this rate I'll never be the world's greatest ally!"
>Book drops on Kyle's head which reads " Gay Note"
Worn out places
>Cut to Kyle in room with Broly
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets turned into a femboy/ trans girl?"
>"Oh my Harris...bigotry is fucked"
>Zoom in on Kyle writing Simon's name
>*beat*
>"AAIIIIEEE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Cut to Asura storming into Kyle's apartment

>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Kyle*
>"You saying we're in some kind of...Death Battle?"
>Cut to Kyle flying around the world and shooting dilators from his Rainbow Lantern Ring
>360 panoramic shot of Bardock and Omni-Man pointing as geysers of femboy cum flood the cities

BWEEEW
>Shot of Godzilla rising out of the ocean as Reioi plays
BWEEEW
>*Deku and Miles conducting a beam struggle with their BBCs*
BWEEEW
>Cut to the chudcels defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Venti from Genshin Impact, emerges from the shadows
>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."
>*record scratch*

DON'T STOP MAKE IT POP
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of Maka fucking Ruby*
>Tom and Coyote walks in "aaawkward"
>Deadpool does a cheeky pose "Erm...well THAT just happened!"
D.J. BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP
>this summer is going to be…
>*montage of Bruce Banner break dancing*
>Superman "LIIIIIT!"

>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "Death Battle" in the movie*
>Goku "Heh...I guess it is a-"
TITLE DROP

DEATH BATTLE: THE MOVIE
RATED R
Coming soon to a thread near you

IN A WORLD
>*pans in to a Pride convention *
>Camera shows Kyle struggling to suck off five trans girls as...
>"AND KRATOS TAKES SIX AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW ANTI BIGOT WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*
>"NOOO!!!!!!"

>Flash cut to Kyle despondently walking in the rain
All around me are familiar faces
>"Oh man Kratos satisfied so many LGBTQ people again, at this rate I'll never be the world's greatest ally!"
>Book drops on Kyle's head which reads " Gay Note"
Worn out places
>Cut to Kyle in room with Broly
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets turned into a femboy/ trans girl?"
>"Oh my Harris...bigotry is fucked"
>Zoom in on Kyle writing Simon's name
>*beat*
>"AAIIIIEEE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Cut to Asura storming into Kyle's apartment

>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Kyle*
>"You saying we're in some kind of...Death Battle?"
>Cut to Kyle flying around the world and shooting dilators from his Rainbow Lantern Ring
>360 panoramic shot of Bardock and Omni-Man pointing as geysers of femboy cum flood the cities

BWEEEW
>Shot of Godzilla rising out of the ocean as Reioi plays
BWEEEW
>*Deku and Miles conducting a beam struggle with their BBCs*
BWEEEW
>Cut to the chudcels defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Venti from Genshin Impact, emerges from the shadows
>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."
>*record scratch*

DON'T STOP MAKE IT POP
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of Maka fucking Ruby*
>Tom and Coyote walks in "aaawkward"
>Deadpool does a cheeky pose "Erm...well THAT just happened!"
D.J. BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP
>this summer is going to be…
>*montage of Bruce Banner break dancing*
>Superman "LIIIIIT!"

>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "Death Battle" in the movie*
>Goku "Heh...I guess it is a-"
TITLE DROP

DEATH BATTLE: THE MOVIE
RATED R
Coming soon to a thread near you

IN A WORLD
>*pans in to a Pride convention *
>Camera shows Kyle struggling to suck off five trans girls as...
>"AND KRATOS TAKES SIX AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW ANTI BIGOT WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*
>"NOOO!!!!!!"

>Flash cut to Kyle despondently walking in the rain
All around me are familiar faces
>"Oh man Kratos satisfied so many LGBTQ people again, at this rate I'll never be the world's greatest ally!"
>Book drops on Kyle's head which reads " Gay Note"
Worn out places
>Cut to Kyle in room with Broly
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets turned into a femboy/ trans girl?"
>"Oh my Harris...bigotry is fucked"
>Zoom in on Kyle writing Simon's name
>*beat*
>"AAIIIIEEE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Cut to Asura storming into Kyle's apartment

>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Kyle*
>"You saying we're in some kind of...Death Battle?"
>Cut to Kyle flying around the world and shooting dilators from his Rainbow Lantern Ring
>360 panoramic shot of Bardock and Omni-Man pointing as geysers of femboy cum flood the cities

BWEEEW
>Shot of Godzilla rising out of the ocean as Reioi plays
BWEEEW
>*Deku and Miles conducting a beam struggle with their BBCs*
BWEEEW
>Cut to the chudcels defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Venti from Genshin Impact, emerges from the shadows
>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."
>*record scratch*

DON'T STOP MAKE IT POP
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of Maka fucking Ruby*
>Tom and Coyote walks in "aaawkward"
>Deadpool does a cheeky pose "Erm...well THAT just happened!"
D.J. BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP
>this summer is going to be…
>*montage of Bruce Banner break dancing*
>Superman "LIIIIIT!"

>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "Death Battle" in the movie*
>Goku "Heh...I guess it is a-"
TITLE DROP

DEATH BATTLE: THE MOVIE
RATED R
Coming soon to a thread near you

>OH MAN! I JUST GOT THE LIFE EQUATION! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HAL!
>ALMIGHTY LIFE ENTITY, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME HAL'S NUGGET BABY!
>AWWW RIGHT! TIME TO MAKE MY BRIGHTEST DAY COME TRUE!
>NOW SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE HAL-SAMA'S FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER! HE HEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BE.
>NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN HAL'S ASS AND THEN GET PORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM HAL'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! HEHEHE NO TURD SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT! OH, AND GIVE JADE BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL!
>WOW BE. GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE HAL! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE PARALLAX'S WEB! HAHAHAHA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE WHITE LANTERN BANQUET! BON APPETITE HAL!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW JADE AND MY FRIENDS ARE BACK AT THE WATCHTOWER, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE HER! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING TO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD HAL! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BE
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!
>THE STENCH OF ARISA IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT'S THE TIME? HUH?? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? WELL THANKS FOR THE TIP, TIME FOR THE BLACKEST NIGHT! AWWW. MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!
>FART ON ME HAL, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT... A LITTLE NUGGET OF HAL'S SHIT? OH BOY I'M THE LUCKIEST LANTERN EVER! MHMMFH MA AWW MAN BY GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!

>OH MAN! I JUST GOT THE LIFE EQUATION! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HAL!
>ALMIGHTY LIFE ENTITY, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME HAL'S NUGGET BABY!
>AWWW RIGHT! TIME TO MAKE MY BRIGHTEST DAY COME TRUE!
>NOW SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE HAL-SAMA'S FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER! HE HEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BE.
>NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN HAL'S ASS AND THEN GET PORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM HAL'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! HEHEHE NO TURD SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT! OH, AND GIVE JADE BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL!
>WOW BE. GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE HAL! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE PARALLAX'S WEB! HAHAHAHA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE WHITE LANTERN BANQUET! BON APPETITE HAL!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW JADE AND MY FRIENDS ARE BACK AT THE WATCHTOWER, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE HER! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING TO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD HAL! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BE
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!
>THE STENCH OF ARISA IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT'S THE TIME? HUH?? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? WELL THANKS FOR THE TIP, TIME FOR THE BLACKEST NIGHT! AWWW. MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!
>FART ON ME HAL, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT... A LITTLE NUGGET OF HAL'S SHIT? OH BOY I'M THE LUCKIEST LANTERN EVER! MHMMFH MA AWW MAN BY GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!

>OH MAN! I JUST GOT THE LIFE EQUATION! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HAL!
>ALMIGHTY LIFE ENTITY, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME HAL'S NUGGET BABY!
>AWWW RIGHT! TIME TO MAKE MY BRIGHTEST DAY COME TRUE!
>NOW SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE HAL-SAMA'S FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER! HE HEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BE.
>NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN HAL'S ASS AND THEN GET PORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM HAL'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! HEHEHE NO TURD SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT! OH, AND GIVE JADE BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL!
>WOW BE. GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE HAL! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE PARALLAX'S WEB! HAHAHAHA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE WHITE LANTERN BANQUET! BON APPETITE HAL!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW JADE AND MY FRIENDS ARE BACK AT THE WATCHTOWER, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE HER! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING TO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD HAL! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BE
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!
>THE STENCH OF ARISA IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT'S THE TIME? HUH?? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? WELL THANKS FOR THE TIP, TIME FOR THE BLACKEST NIGHT! AWWW. MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!
>FART ON ME HAL, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT... A LITTLE NUGGET OF HAL'S SHIT? OH BOY I'M THE LUCKIEST LANTERN EVER! MHMMFH MA AWW MAN BY GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!

>OH MAN! I JUST GOT THE LIFE EQUATION! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HAL!
>ALMIGHTY LIFE ENTITY, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME HAL'S NUGGET BABY!
>AWWW RIGHT! TIME TO MAKE MY BRIGHTEST DAY COME TRUE!
>NOW SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE HAL-SAMA'S FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER! HE HEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BE.
>NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN HAL'S ASS AND THEN GET PORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM HAL'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! HEHEHE NO TURD SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT! OH, AND GIVE JADE BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL!
>WOW BE. GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE HAL! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE PARALLAX'S WEB! HAHAHAHA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE WHITE LANTERN BANQUET! BON APPETITE HAL!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW JADE AND MY FRIENDS ARE BACK AT THE WATCHTOWER, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE HER! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING TO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD HAL! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BE
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!
>THE STENCH OF ARISA IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT'S THE TIME? HUH?? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? WELL THANKS FOR THE TIP, TIME FOR THE BLACKEST NIGHT! AWWW. MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!
>FART ON ME HAL, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT... A LITTLE NUGGET OF HAL'S SHIT? OH BOY I'M THE LUCKIEST LANTERN EVER! MHMMFH MA AWW MAN BY GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!

>OH MAN! I JUST GOT THE LIFE EQUATION! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HAL!
>ALMIGHTY LIFE ENTITY, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME HAL'S NUGGET BABY!
>AWWW RIGHT! TIME TO MAKE MY BRIGHTEST DAY COME TRUE!
>NOW SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE HAL-SAMA'S FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER! HE HEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BE.
>NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN HAL'S ASS AND THEN GET PORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM HAL'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! HEHEHE NO TURD SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT! OH, AND GIVE JADE BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL!
>WOW BE. GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE HAL! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE PARALLAX'S WEB! HAHAHAHA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE WHITE LANTERN BANQUET! BON APPETITE HAL!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW JADE AND MY FRIENDS ARE BACK AT THE WATCHTOWER, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE HER! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING TO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD HAL! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BE
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!
>THE STENCH OF ARISA IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT'S THE TIME? HUH?? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? WELL THANKS FOR THE TIP, TIME FOR THE BLACKEST NIGHT! AWWW. MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!
>FART ON ME HAL, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT... A LITTLE NUGGET OF HAL'S SHIT? OH BOY I'M THE LUCKIEST LANTERN EVER! MHMMFH MA AWW MAN BY GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!