Thread 149271653

No more flowers

>Nothing /co/ in the thread image
Mods are gonna take down the thread.

>>149271666
not if HE says anything about it

>>149271666
They didn't take down my DB thread with this as the image a month ago.

>>149271653 (OP)
The Princess from Slay the Princess vs Thor. Who wins?

>>149271653 (OP)
Nah, I'd win

>>149271694
That depends could Thor beat Nyarlathotep

>>149271694
I'm going to say Thor wins because the Princess needs to lose
NarratorSCHOLAR btw if that matters

You're SAFE now.

>>149271694
Thor has experience with meta narrative fuckery due to Loki, I think he would understand what's going on.

>>149271694
He can't kill her and she (probably) can't kill him
How would they even 'fight'?

>>149271653 (OP)
Doesn't the girl on the left get butthurt from (you) not wanting her and fucks off?

>>149271715
I don’t see why not. What are the Princess’ feats anyways

Is fucking Donkey Kong actually a good matchup here?

New Yates track. (Funny Valentine [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] vs Senator Armstrong [Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance])
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGrCVKO4nEQ
Happy July 4th.

>>149271839
Funny Valentine wouldnt be a democrat tho

>>149271824
Luffy jobs to Lankey Kong.

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149271824
What do they have in common? Was Donkey Kong a pirate or something at one point?

>>149271839
>>149271880
Biden blast

>>149271892
K rool is a pirate. But yeah that matchup sucks

>>149271892
>>149271909
Technically Donkey Kong fights pirates but I think the main thing is coming from the upcoming Donkey Kong game where he gets a form that looks like Gear Fourth

>Galactus showed up and jobbed to Ultraman
>Galactus refused to show up and fight Godzilla
Joblactus.

>>149271694
What the fuck is with you niggers amd throwing thor to anything stronger than a bear?

>>149271955
What’s the matter, scared your Flavor of the Month gets wrecked by Marvel?

>>149271930
>>149271824
>>149271909
Thematically the fight is thin, but it would definitely have the most important parts, HYPE MOMENTS and AURA

>>149271930
>a form that looks like Gear Fourth
they're literally animals with banana ornaments

Post legends. NOW.

>>149271986
Kong made Superman kneel

>>149271930
So literally nothing then.

>>149272002
>The Proper Move is to Bow Down to Show Submissiveness
KEKAROOO THIS IS YOUR HERO SUPERKEKS???

It so fucking over for Homura, or anyone that dares defy FEATtherine or her miko.

>>149271818
>What are the Princess’ feats anyways
-Subjective Reality
-Bodily Weaponry
-Immortality
-Paralysis Inducement
-Biological Manipulation
-Regeneration
-Memory Manipulation
-Necromancy
-Intangibility
-Possession
-Durability Negation
-Soul Manipulation
-Telepathy
-Existence Erasure
-Cosmic Awareness
-Absorption
-Inhuman Strength

>>149272030
HIGH OUTERVERSAL

>>149272030
More like Statementherine

>>149272051
Get fucked princess of frauds. This thread belongs to the witch of miracles and the uminekoverse

>>149272051
Yawn. Thor one shots with Mjolnir

>>149272073
Has thor fought a cosmic horror entity before? serious question

>>149271653 (OP)
Give me Moon Knight matchups

>>149272051
>Less abilties than Loki who Thor regularly has beaten

Where does she scale?

>>149272066
>>149272053
>>149272030
LITERALLY UMBEATABLE

>>149272073
Thor tries to attack.
FEATherine writes "Thor fails so badly he shoves his own hammer up his ass then dies"
Why did he die? Who knows. Lemme know if you come up with something cool.

And he fucking dies.

>>149272092
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>>149272084
God Butcher, the Glory, Demiurge, Knull, Chaos King, Titania if you wanna count him and the rest of the Gods of Utgard. Ooh, The Ones Who Sit Above In Shadow, the Dark Gods from Jurgens

>>149272092
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Thor_(Marvel_Comics)

Thor’s also 1-A

>>149272030
>Captura de pantalla 2025-07-04 184312
Oh nonono....

>>149272101
Sooo below the outer gods?

>>149272030
>Captura de pantalla 2025-07-04 184312
Basado y Rojopastillado

>>149272108
Thor is 1-A

THE MOTHER FUCKING FEAT IS HIGH 1-A

SHE POPS THOR'S HEAD LIKE A FUCKING GRAPE

>>149272092
>>149272100
Redpill me how she is high-outerversal when she's only two R > F layers when R > F doesn't prevent you from being a jobber in the higher realm

>>149272120
Counterpoint, VSBW has Nyx at Hugh 1-A and Thor scales above her

>>149272125
The character in this picture is 1-A

>>149272120
Is 2-A greater or lesser than 1-A

>>149272112
Sounds like all above the Princess but how about you post her actual feats, nature, abilties and/or cosmology >>149272152
Lesser since the highest tier is 0

>>149272125
She just is, man.

SHE IS THE FEATherine, CONCEPTUALLY UNBEATABLE.

Eat shit, she doesnt have to explain anything to you, she is above explanation, thought, idea, and whatever shit capeshit can possibly think of.

>>149272152
>>149272148
Doesnt matter, umineko negs

>>149272164
Actually, they have Wally and Barry at High 1-A too, including Lucifer Morningstar and the Endless
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Tier_High_1-A

Including Wonder Woman’s Golden Form

>>149272030
I thought Homura was fighting Clock Girl.

>>149272186
>The Endless
>1-A
HAHAHAhahahaha

>>149272187
Pff their connections are just lol time stop. and all kurumi homura fans are degenerates and downplayers to try to make the fight remotely close.

>>149272186
Sad that they had to do that to remotely compare to the uminekoverse.
No wonder capeshit doesnt sell.
"Outerversal" characters throwing planets at each other fraudverse.

>>149272164
>Yes, yes very impressive Featherine, however
>*blinks*

>>149272187
Nah, she's fighting Homestuck guy

>>149272203
So base Wally beats Umineko? Nice

>>149272207
Shin Megami Trash-sei pales in comparison to the witch of the endless

But not as much as western shit.

>>149271683
Why is /co/ 50% death battle and powerlevel discussion?

>>149272221
>>149272186
>likely high 1-A
awwwww thats adorable

>>149272226
Umineko operates on fictional transcendence.
SMT operates on Jungian schizobabble.
Which in an arms race of R > F Umineko gets dunked on the very first layers.

>>149272236
>Spanish file name

It’s over….

Latinx go home

>>149271694
I’m pretty sure the Princess canonically dies if you destroy her heart

>>149272240
babble babble babble

NEGATED

How can DC be 1-anything when DC is canonically just information on a white page?
The Death Note itself is more impressive. It actually affects people outside the pages.

>>149272236
>Uminigger is an ESL spic
lol

>>149272260
All fiction is shit on a white page or code on a screen of fictional ideas in a role

>>149272251
That was a weird passage in the Necronomicon

>>149272202
Dream cs Eternity, who wins?

How many ppl here would kill themselves if officially, agreed by all DC writers, that their entire verse is just fiction/comic book or are all a dream /imagination of some autistic kid looking at a snowglove?

>>149272240
>Umineko operates on fictional transcendence
*Devil Survivor 2 nulls your path*

>>149272203
You're not arguing that Homura vs Bern fans aren't degenerates right? Have you looked at the Umineko fanbase?

>>149272284
You must be new here because powerscalers ignore their author

>>149272284
I only care about Marvel

Loki.

https://vsbattles.com/threads/aslan-high-1-a-upgrade.171835/
>They've been trying to upgrade Aslan to High 1-A for nearly a year now but haven't because Ultima's being a faggot

>>149272284
Then they might be on par with Umineko

>>149272294
Homubernkastel is actually thematic outside of just lol timestop

>>149272297
Well, the same shit but marvel. It turns out all of marvel no matter continuity was just some kid's dream

>>149272313
faggots dont like jesus, you should know this

>>149272310
What can your hero do to counter this?

>>149272322
Kill yourself listtroon.

Post featherine destroying a mountain

>>149272242
>>149272236
Umineko fans are incapable of not being brown

Post anyone in Umineko destroying a mountain.

>>149272251
JOBBERine said this

>>149272339
>>149272350
you weren't supposed to ask that...

>>149272339
>>149272350
Umineko mindbreaks anons on these threads, and anons here are capable of understanding the concept of mountains

Thus, umineko by just living rent free in your head and mind breaking you, are destroying the conceptuality of mountains inside your mind.

>>149272350
>>149272339
UMIFRAUDs...They asked for proof...One of our many innumerable weaknesses....

>>149272359
>No mountain being destroyed
Umineko is a sub-mountain level verse.

>>149272283
any random anon can dream. why is this a question?

>>149272262
I am pretty sure 80% of the mentions of that anime is listroon

>>149272373
*can KILL dream.
that typo made me chuckle though

>>149271824
>Monkey vs Monkey
>one is a pirate one fights pirates
>are both apart of a crew
>Donkey Kong has a form that looks like Gear 4
>in the same ballpark of power without Mario scaling

WHERE IS FEATHERINE?!?!!??
WHERE IS SHE!!!!????

>>149272400
Even without Mario-scaling he still punched that moon no?

>>149272402
Here i am.

... Who are you?

>>149271892
It piggybacks off Blackbeard vs K. Rool

>>149272402
Seriously who could actually kill this nigger.

>>149272432
Leave whoever that is to me, Feat.

>>149272432
i dont even know who the fuck that is :D

>>149272432
He kills even boundless characters unless said boundless characters can stop him from turning their verse into fiction from the inside.

>>149272339
>>149272350
Can you prove that they never destroyed a mountain? If not then by Umineko's rules they did it.

>>149272432
>>149272419
3812? Featherine? have always jobs to retcon abilities from other pieces of media

>>149272402
Is that Purple guy?

I was wondering why all the Umineko talk all of the sudden here was about and then I saw this
it's just smelly ol listroon again

>>149272599
rent free

Is celebrating that a verse you like becoming high outer that odd?

>>149272615
Shut up and kill yourself listroon

>>149272615
Yes because VSBW is shit

Who would be a good match for Bu Huan?

>>149272599
>all the same pictures
keky

But seriously Maelle is Outerversal according to VSBW rules
>It was OUTERVERSAL fire, okay

>>149272625
this
listroon should just hang himself already

>>149272684
Same with Arceus
>Boundless cement from Kratos's construction company

>>149272634
Shichika Yasuri, a fellow hunter of swords that doesn't really use swords

>>149272599
I decided to check more and I'm pretty sure this indeed confirms he's a spic

>>149272776
>listroon got nso for free by selling 7 spots for 12 bucks (80 bucks per family plan)
impressive ngl

>Your hero needs to hurt animals
>Your hero needs to destroy mountains
>Your hero needs to destroy galaxies
I'm starting to think you Death Battle guys are real jerks.

>>149272843
they are looking into listroon's reddit to mock em, what do you expect

>>149272051
The princess in one of her forms was just killing the narrator by just being near him and the other voices

>>149272634
Samurai Jack unironically

>>149272843
>High-high-high outerversal+++ character
>Can't destroy a mountain

>>149272776
>doing business while the rest of you are wasting your lives waiting for capeshit mu #101

sasuga

>>149272878
I have 500k invested in Defense stonks, I don't need to do shit.

>>149272891
what are defense stocks

>>149272855
the poor listroon...
by god...
what have I become...?

>>149272891
Yeah bur you dont have Nintendo Switch Online> for free

HEED MY WORDS EVILDOERS
IF THOU DOST WISH TO CHALLENGE THE ODINSON, THOU WILL FACE THE DIVINE POWER OF MIGHTY MJOLNIR
NEVER SHALL THE GOD OF THUNDER RELENT

>>149272896
Walls made of corn.

>>149272873
Superjobbers... Gokeks...

>>149272912
FEATherine victim

>>149272432
Me,by editing his wiki page to be below ant level

>>149272923
Then post feats that make Featherine above mountain level.

>>149272873
MY HEROES DID

>>149271839
Surely we get this soon, right? It's the most popular Part 7 matchup and probably one of the most popular JoJo matchups now

>>149272912
I love you Thor!

>>149272939
Maybe next year. The anime comes out next year right? It would be the best time to release an episode like this

>>149272934
I-I-I-I...

>>149272934
Unlike most verses Umineko characters operate under reverse proof. They don't need feats or evidence, they can do anything until (You) provide definitive proof that they can't. That's magic.

Guys, do you use video games status effect for a character's feature or no?

>>149272983
????

>>149272983
What do you mean? If a character can inflict poison I would say they can use poison as one of their abilities

>>149272978
UniCOPEo...

>DID YOU THINK I DID NOT KNOW THIS DAY WOULD COME!?!?!?
>WHEN A PACK, OF 1-A FRAUDS CAN'T EVEN DESTROY A MMOOOUUUNTTAAAAAIIIINN!?!?!?!?

>>149272995
Prove that Featherine can't destroy a mountain

>>149273025
Prove that she can.

>>149273034
prove she cannot

Hulk would win.

>>149273034
I don't need to, the burden of proof is on you. If you can't disprove it then it becomes something doable by magic, that's how Umineko works.

>>149273047
...the jobbing contest!

>>149273043
>>149273054
>The burden of proof is on you
That's not how it works

>B-But my verse says I don't ne-
Too bad, if you can show that fraud BITCH doing anything above street level than that's all she is.

MOVIE PLEBEIANS. the KINGS son is taking his walk on his own land so KNEEL

>>149272989
>>149272994
Ok, so you said that if a character can inflict poison, you'll count that as one of their ability. So, if a character have the ability to instant kill enemies, would you count that as well?

>>149273087
i mean vsbw gave sonic the coin transform skill from generations that turns minor foes into rings

>>149273073
Lmao is Kratos so poor his son can't afford two whole sleeves. More like "God of Poor" lol

>>149273087
Yeah like Hakai? Absolutely. Ofcourse it depends on how good it is. Like something like Mudoon in SMT isn't always accurate because depending on the enemy it has varying success rates
>>149273073
Uminekeks, we must kneel to the PRINCE of these halls...

>>149273073
>Smooches

>>149273073
Would they ever do it

>>149273129
The fucking salt will be hilarious, no matter who wins I fucking win. Still why Gohan instead of Jon?

>>149273070
>That's not how it works

Goku is the only one worthy of that high outerversal puss
(there are like 20 goku x featherine arts on r34)

>>149273087
Sure. But I would also need to see how it works. I'd have to see how it inflicts death, if it can be reflected, blocked or dodged, and if anyone resists it in-game.

Um...Kratos downplayer bros?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvGGQ_HqxMs

>>149273151
I prefer RTHly's artwork

>>149273151
what high outer pussy does to a mf

Goku also seduced that time goddess lady in heroes, right?

>>149273157
Kingtos solos
>>149273161
RTHly is here? WTF

>>149273146
Post anything in umineko saying they don't need to prove their feats

>>149271818
The princess is a creature of perception. Whatever you think she can, she will. The way to kill her is to think that she is just a plain and hapless princess and then kill her. Seeing as you're asking why she deserves to be paired against Thor, you have, at least subconsciously, already failed at that task.

>>149272599
>Umineko poster is listtroon according to his reddit
>Mr Dominoposter is listtroon according to his reddit
>Shovel Knightposter is listtroon according to his reddit

>>149272868
Doesn't Bu stomp Jack?

>>149273196
rent
free

>>149273210
more like observing a monkey in the zoo

>>149272120
She raped Lambda so hard that she couldn't comprehend what killed her. She only knew she was dying, but not why, nor how it happened.

>>149273232
hey one of you got the reference

>>149273196
Shovelkeks... KINGtos has won in the end...

what's going on in this thread

I just burned a book that had a character writing a book in it.

>>149273259
The cookbook would've TANKED that BTW

>>149273245

Not much. Post Yoko.

>>149273196
anon discovers the art of crossposting

>>149273259
HIGH-Outerversal-sama......

>>149271962
I am the xianxia fag, so no.

>>149273268
kys namefag

>>149273191
>Loses to Gaston who thinks she’s just pussy and rapes her

Nice

>>149273144
No one care about Jon since Bendis metaphorically molested him into being a homo

>>149271824
Luffy is for fraudchecking Gayruto.

>>149271880
yeah he hates spics in the manga like diego

>>149272085
Azrael (DC), Jacket (Hotline Miami) for schizo kino, Mark Millar's Nemesis

>>149272260
DC is only 12.3D, meaning they technically should've lost a whole bunch of their matches that they didn't due to WB bias already, but already.

>>149272310
Same.

>>149272432
Batman with Prep of course.

>>149272843
Hulk already jobs to animals though
https://youtu.be/EZGyDJpjIWM?si=SAczBvaBXeyVwXeW

>>149273406
Which ones?

>>149272912
For fighting the fellow Hypermasculine CHAD!!!!

>>149272939
A matchup for Gyro first.

>>149273047
He probably actually does now since he's usually around Thor's level and Thor just one-shot an amped up Gojira so.

>>149273208
Jack is for Colin Macleod from Highlander.

>>149273494

Why Colin?

>>149273451
like a bunch of the Marvel herald ones and probably also Wally vs Archie Sonic if you buy some of the crazier shit for the Archiverse scaling.

Umineko gets raped by a literal 1 sphere wod mage according to vsbw, btw.

>>149273506
>Stoic swordsmen protagonists who literally survived test of time, born in old times of their country before their journey starts with main antagonist emperor (Aku and Marcus) demolishing their home and taking ones close to them. Their entire quest revolving around finding and putting an end to this figure that is the cause of almost every misfortune in their lives, along with a set of events causing them to gain agelessness and their feud somehow getting carried to distant, heavily cybernized and post-apocalyptic futures where they pretty much revolute against their leading. Scottish Barbarian VS Japanese Samurai.

>>149273515
It's true

>>149273467
>KaminaKEKS are trying to backdown from their matchup

>>149273530

Oh. Cuz I was gonna suggest Duncan.

>>149273506
Reddit tourists trying too hard to be clever, the surest sign of nitwits trying to look like midwits and still failing

>>149273540
Back at the Barnyard is for Shaun the Sheep.

>>149273557
this is the next best thing we have since they didn't do Guts vs Jack.

>>149273430
The weaver rapes scp.

Bring me Hulk and Superman, I require a warmup fight.

>>149273611
...before I job to Thor again!

>>149273642
>fight Godzilla won
Godzilla was already dead. Thor gave up his life to "beat" Godzilla. Thor lost something while Godzilla lost nothing. Godzilla won.

>>149273720
>Needs two amps.

>Can only mutual kill Current Thor and still not put him down

Who's the strongest character that could defeat this SCP?

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6113

>>149273096
>>149273108
>>149273152
Sorry, was eating dinner. I said this because of Noah from Xenoblade 3. He have a special ability that allow him to use the full power of his sword, the Lucky Seven. He even have 3 forms of it, Attacker, Defender, and Healer. Attacker allow him to Doom enemies which is basically instant kill. Defender allows him to become invincible and won't take any damage. Healer let every attack heals allies.

>>149273814
Mario

>>149273749
What two amps? There was only the necrosword.

>>>>149273840
>149273840
Wrong, the Hand resurrected Godzilla with the Beast and had him stronger than when he fought Mothra and Ghidorah

>As of writing, SCP-6113-1 has not been contained. In the event of its sighting, Mobile Task Force Lambda-69 ("Six-Color Crusaders") is to respond and follow standard humanoid apparition and reality bender containment protocols in an attempt to contain it.

>SCP-6113-1 is a humanoid entity capable of teleportation and disguising as and impersonating human beings. SCP-6113-1 uses its abilities to facilitate "Transition Events" in transgender individuals globally

>SCP-6113-1 typically reveals itself to subjects at their "lowest moment in life

>SCP-6113-2 is the destination for SCP-6113-1 and its subjects when conducting "Transition Events." A transition event can only occur when SCP-6113-1, no more than one subject, and SCP-6113-2 are within each other's presence.

>SCP-6113-1 then prompts the subject to view their reflection in the lake. When subjects view their reflection in the water, they first see themselves as is. Slowly, the reflection—and physical body—of the subject will permanently shift until matching their ideal gender identity. The sex characteristics and chromosomes of the subject are primarily affected.

>>149273855
jobs to Mario

>>149273864
Canon

>>149273855
>Weaver opens up his Wiki
>*and he jobbed*
>The end

>>149273855
I was going to ignore the SCP linked until you posted that excerpt, fucking hell the trannies really did conquer the site, HRT swept through the nerd community like how crack swept through the black community

>>149273845
You dumb fucking faggot. This Godzilla is literally GMK Godzilla. GMK Godzilla is literally a Godzilla that is created by the souls of the victims from WWII cause by the Japanese. That's not an amp, that's a retelling. Fuck you.

>>149273855
Crazy how Kratos scales above all that

>>149273986
but he didn't

>>149273994
QUEENtos...

>>149273928
>>149273994
I didn't even read it initially because I thought it was some power wank and I just wanted to shitpost but what the fuck. This is basically someone's fetish, how do you let your community become this degenerative?

>KaijuTARD seething at Thor
Yup.

>>149273944
no it's a sequel

Still envy Dante for getting to feel her pussy and get away with it.
https://files.catbox.moe/dir0sm.mp3

>>149273855
Alex Mercer victim

>thorfalseflaggers getting uppity
It was a good fight. Thor even fought Godzilla, unlike the others Godzilla was meant to fight.

>>149274029
I know that considering they actually refer to Godzilla just being a heart at the end of his movie, it's just that, it's clear to me who actually watch the movie or not.

>>149274121
I get the feeling Toho hates the idea of Godzilla VAGUELY losing

>>149274121
They always do

If you're looking for someone to save you, I'm here now. Its all alright.

>>149274224
Bobby, be quiet.

>>149273530
why not haohmaru

>>149273377
Luffy better pick up the pace then because if he is still capping out at large island level he's fucked.

I feel I'm missing something in Slay the Princess. How do I access "The Tower"?

>>149274224
My hero, Caped Baldy...

>>149274148
Not really, considering he have lose multiple time in his own movies. They just don't want him to die to someone else. He can lose, just not die.

>Kratos has no resistance to getting matter manipulated
Could Popeye beat him?

>>149271653 (OP)
Wait Reimu REALLY doesnt have mindhax resistance?

I thought Arle would need her multiversal EE orb to beat her but would legit just win with a Brain Dumbed/Mind Blast?

Do Luz Noceda and Anne Boonchuy stand a chance again Star Butterfly?

The worst part about Ash VS Yugi, regardless of who wins, is that they're going to try and have a faggoty "touching" ending where Atem meets the loser's ghost in the afterlife and says some shit like "you were good, but he's the best. Like no one ever was" and all the 12 year olds on the subreddit will seal clap over it

>>149274801
No, she does. Reimu's unaffected by being near phantoms which have mindhax.

>>149274868
I fucking hate this shit where people want "wholesome" endings now. Not having the characters act like complete sociopaths is one thing, but if you're gonna fucking handwring about the characters having to kill eachother then just don't have the fight end in a death. I'm sure no one would give a shit

I am back after a short vacation. What did I miss?

>>149274868
How far we've come from Tai nonchalantly murdering Red and Charizard for the crime of mildly annoying him

>>149274900
>>149274918
I honestly think they realized the overly edgy shit they would do was part of the reason why they had asshole fans like the ScrewAttack forum and completely dialed it back. It was probably the Ben VS Hal death as the breaking point where they went "Damn we actually are just ragebaiting on purpose, no wonder half of our fans are awful" and they generally got a lot less over the top with deaths for "hero" characters.

>>149274900
>>149274984
I think they forgot, somewhere along the way, why they had the death rule to begin with; which was purely because people back in the day would just argue shit like:
>Oh, Batman would lose to X because Batman isn't willing to kill and wouldn't go all out
It was just a way to show that, despite no-killing codes, everyone was prepared to fight to the death for the purpose of figuring out 'the strongest.' But are we really so enlightened now that such a rule isn't required? I don't think so.

Yeah, the halls are done for. I am going to be here for a while.

>>149274984
They brutally killed the ice cream guy in the Stitch episode for no reason, Killua and Giorno are both young teenagers who got exploded into chunks, Master Chief got his limbs hacked off, was decapitated and then disintegrated slowly despite being a highly beloved character. Ragebait? We just had Krasura and Omnidock. Right now you have a horde of literal niggers on every battleboarding site racebaiting, cuckposting and unironically claiming Miles can punch out Galactus, generally people losing their mind over Deku vs a street tier, so much for 'trying not to have asshole fans'.
These are all just recent examples off the top of my head. Nothing's changed, they just didn't realize how big of fucking seething tards Pokemon and Benfags would end up being and also realized normies like muh wholesome endings.

>Umineko wank
Beatrice is still a Yakumo victim btw

>>149274984
They still made jokes and merch off the "Time huh?" moment. That was when they were fully leaning into it. They never cared until Tanjiro was being murdered and reddit fell in love with the idea of Jonathan taking his sister. Now every battle needs some tragic ending

Soon.....

>>149273814
Overhaul

>>149275058
You just know that if some kind of body morpher or bio kinetic like Mahito or Overhaul found it's way into DC/Marvel it would 100% be used for trannyshit, wouldn't be surprised if it's happened already

>>149275064
>trannies out of NOWHERE
Favourite character?

>>149275066
Moeshit.

>>149275069
So Bejita?

>>149275066
The thing the Overhaul poster replied to is literally about trannies

>>149275031
In all fairness they fucking hate the fanbase here, like all their "official" servers and whatnot are paywalled so only the extreme yesmen can join. Great at keeping "the toxic fans" out but it also just curbs a whole chunk of normal people from participating in the fandom period, and it means dying inside as you realize the guys giving you money don't want normie shit like Luffy VS Naruto or Superman VS Thor, they want to talk about their niche waifu fight while holding a body pillow of a teenage girl on camera

>>149275092
Knowing that would require me to read SCPslop

>>149275096
The relevant excerpt got posted >>149273855

It's a reality warping Discord groomer who teleports you to a lake that changes your chromosomes and the Foundation can't contain it

>>149275093
i think this happened to the epic rap battles guys too, they moved to a patreon exclusive discord, barely post any content updates outside of it and only make 2 videos a year cause the 15 year olds in their server keep peppering the middle aged men who write those videos with avant-garde ideas they just don't give a fuck about

I miss it bros.......

>>149275131
MEN OF STEEL
WE'RE NOT THAT FRAGIIIILE

>>149275131
I think the fight was too short. It needed to be longer, like the first one.

>>149275131
KINO waiting period. Funny edits, nice banter and even some great discussion between Gokubros and Superbros.

>>149275131
Superman got a better fortnite model now.

>>149275131
SuperMENACE looked more waku waku there than Gokek did

>>149275131
You think we will get a GvS 4 in the future?

>>149275163
Depends if DB gets absurd power increases, but if the Xeno and Heroes stuff didn't make Goku competitive it's extremely unlikely. And it seems Toyo is toning down the power levels a lot

>>149275171
>And it seems Toyo is toning down the power levels a lot
Huh? Toyo literally said yesterday at Japan Expo that he considers every piece of DB media canon.

>>149273814
My HERO, Thor Odinson, would not fight it. Instead he would support it and everything it stands for!

>>149275171
>And it seems Toyo is toning down the power levels a lot
As if that ever stopped powerscalers

>>149275152
Oh wow,that's a pretty good one

>>149273944
It’s said the power of the Beast (from Marvel) flows through it since it was used as a vessel. It’s not technically Godzilla, it’s the Hand’s Evil God wearing its body.

Just ordered all of Thor's Epic collections. Expensive as FUARKKKK, but I need to rep my HERO!!

>>149275263
Nice, but comics are too expensive these days.

>Looking up Thor feats

>Avengers Assemble: Omega has it so the First Firmament was being used as a wave to erase the multiverse.

>Thor Phoenix powers up to block it from destroying 616 with two other host.

>Thor is literally 1/3rd COIE level and now has anti erasure powers

HEED MY WORDS EVILDOERS
IF THOU DOST WISH TO CHALLENGE THE ODINSON, THOU WILL FACE THE DIVINE POWER OF MIGHTY MJOLNIR
NEVER SHALL THE GOD OF THUNDER RELENT

The Alpha of Asgard.
The Bringer of Bifrost.
The Champion of Chads.
The Demigod of Dominance.
The Emperor of Enchantment.
The Forger of Fates.
The Herald of the Heavens.
The Incarnation of Infinity.
The Juggernaut of Justice.
The Lord of Lightning.
The Maestro of Mjolnir.
The Nemesis of Nihilists.
The Oracle of the Odinson Line.
The Punisher of Pantheons.
The Quintessential Quaker of Cosmos.
The Ragnarök Rhapsodist.
The Stormsmith Supreme.
The Thunder-Thigh’d Tyrant of Triumph.
The Unfathomable Uru Overlord.
The Valhalla Vanguard.
The Warbringer of Worlds.
The Yielder of Yggdrasil’s Wrath.

The Swole Sovereign of the Skies.
The Beard That Blinded a Billion Stars.
The Protein-Powered Prince of the Planets.
The One Who Benched the Midgard Serpent for Warm-Up.
The Asgardian Who Squats Celestial Corpses.
The Slayer of Serpents and Saviors.
The Cape-Clad Colossus of Charisma.
The Only God Loki Ever Respected (begrudgingly).
The Himbo Hercules Couldn’t Outlift.
The Sky-Wrecker.
The Storm-Breather.
The Thunder-Walker.
The Lightning-Talker.
The 12-Pack-Wielding Tempest Tyrant.
The Flexer of Fundamental Forces.
The Bicep That Birthed the Big Bang.
The Whisperer of Mjolnir’s Madness.
The Bachelor of Broken Timelines.
The Destroyer of Doomsdays.
The Absolute Unit of the Aesir.
The Thor That Even Thanos Feared.
The Warrior Whose Neck Could Snap Infinity.

THE FATHER OF FROSTGIANT'S FEARS.
THE STORM-KING WHO NEVER SKIPS LEG DAY.
THE GOD OF GAINS.
THE PRIDE OF PUMPED-UP PANTHEONS.
THE INDOMITABLE RAGNAROK REBORN.
THE THUNDEROUS TANK OF TRANSCENDENCE.
THE CHAD OF CHADS

ENTER CHADhor!!!!

I'm STRONG, I absolutely DOMINATE my verse and ALL my MATCHUPS, I'm RIPPED and have a BIG DICK, I'm a LEGEND and everyone LOVES me, my FEATS make frauds TREMBLE, MAN it feels good to be so POWERFUL

>>149275307
Thor....

>>149275307
Pacman...

>>149275307
Asura...

It's opposite day today btw

>>149274723
Popeye has transmutation not matter manipulation, huge difference.

>>149275282
Didn't Thor lose Phoenix powers after this.
He is also an All-Father here too

>>149275093
Death Battle fans can be so oblivious it's baffling. How the fuck do they genuinely think that the crew will listen to their awful pitches? Have they never even watched the show before? Do they just assume that everything that Ben, Chad and the others do is entirely in their interests when they've made lackluster decisions multiple times?

>>149275307
Simon…

>>149275184
kek

>>149275408
...'s bull, Kyle...

>>149275307
Reimu...

>>149275307
KINGtos...

>>149275419
…’s master, Simon…

>>149275455
...Is not saying this. Kyle the FUARKING HERO of DC is!

>>149275459
… crying over his dead fridge girlfriend again.

>>149275464
...Which is what simon kept telling himself from the bush while Kyle sloppy made out with yoko and nia!

>OH MAN! I JUST GOT THE LIFE EQUATION! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HAL!
>ALMIGHTY LIFE ENTITY, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME HAL'S NUGGET BABY!
>AWWW RIGHT! TIME TO MAKE MY BRIGHTEST DAY COME TRUE!
>NOW SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE HAL-SAMA'S FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER! HE HEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BE.
>NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN HAL'S ASS AND THEN GET PORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM HAL'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! HEHEHE NO TURD SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT! OH, AND GIVE JADE BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL!
>WOW BE. GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE HAL! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE PARALLAX'S WEB! HAHAHAHA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE WHITE LANTERN BANQUET! BON APPETITE HAL!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW JADE AND MY FRIENDS ARE BACK AT THE WATCHTOWER, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE HER! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING TO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD HAL! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BE
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!
>THE STENCH OF ARISA IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT'S THE TIME? HUH?? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? WELL THANKS FOR THE TIP, TIME FOR THE BLACKEST NIGHT! AWWW. MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!
>FART ON ME HAL, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT... A LITTLE NUGGET OF HAL'S SHIT? OH BOY I'M THE LUCKIEST LANTERN EVER! MHMMFH MA AWW MAN BY GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!

>>149275483
Kek I remember when Kyle hallucinated this after stumbling upon his fridged girlfriend

>phoneposter
>simonfag melty
I accept your concession.

>>149275483
Kek, based, canon.

>>149275483
KEKAROO!

>>149271653 (OP)
Why the fuck is Flowey here?

>>149275483
i remember when simon said this!

>>149275483
Kek Kyle said this and then tried to do this before Hal beat the shit out of him for being a cucked bitch

>>149275483
>>WHAT'S THE TIME? HUH??
lol

There's no verse out there more fraudulent than Marvel and DC.
Even their heavyweights would unironically lose a honest fight against anyone above multi continent or planet level, 90% of all "cosmic" characters aren't even that and need some fat asterisks on most of their "cosmic" feats.
Think about this: most DC and Marvel writers would unironically agree that Doomslayer solos the justice league/avengers.

>>149275031
>Master Chief got his limbs hacked off, was decapitated and then disintegrated slowly despite being a highly beloved character
The main problem was that it was pretty over the top even for Doom standards. Demons don't get glory killed that over the top, usually just a quick decapitation or a few stabs. Chief's death was like 3 glory kills glued together.

Who is Reze for? Glory to the Soviet Union!

>>149275523
Not Cates

>>149275523
>debunks and SHITS all over your post
ENTER GODnny CHADates.

>>149275523
I was with you until this
>Think about this: most DC and Marvel writers would unironically agree that Doomslayer solos the justice league/avengers.
Doomslayer is a street tier nigga who'd be Punisher tier in Marvel

>>149275356
That was Echo

>>149275523
Post Doomslayer destroying a planet.

>>149271751
Thor replaces the main character of the game, that’s it

>>149275428
Wtf Reimu has a DICK???? 2hubros, care to explain??

>>149275633
I mean that Thor has never used that power afterwards, even when he really could have used it. Like it wasn't his inherent power, just the fire ancient Phoenix imbued with him after his birth, so it wouldn't be unreasonable that he ran out. Whether because it's Aaronslop that other writers would rather memoryhole or because there's actual in-universe reasoning.

>>149275404
The pitch thing is borderline scumbaggery when you consider the death battle audience and the type of people who would throw that money at them. Two fucking thousand American dollars for a ten minute video call with YouTubers pitching a video idea that will almost never happen. The fact that these guys got $800,000 on kickstarter to Frankenstein other people's work together when actual original projects get ignored is a fucking travesty lmao

>>149275657
Nowhere is it said it’s soemthing to run out of.

>>149275702
Echo literally did and she's an actual Phoenix host.

>>149275707
That’s Echo, soem OC and not Thor.

>>149275713
Echo existed long before Aaron's run, she's not an OC

>>149275668
They are perpetually stuck with powerlevel whales. So it evens out.

MUs for this feeling?

Light vs Columbo would only be fun if Light won because the whole matchup hinges on a shitty joke about Columbo just being some silly guy who'll totally get Light. The whole reason that it's a meme relies on undermining the things that make both characters interesting, which tends to favor Columbo by making him the "haha the goofy old guy is smart and toootally wacky!"

Today I will remind them...

Today I will remind them

Seriously, who wins? No prep time.

Huh.

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Gilgamesh_(Archer)

Didn’t know Fate got capped to planetary

>>149275651
There is nothing with cute girls having big cocks.

What would be the funnier outcome? Miles winning or Deku winning? I'm guessing the former

>>149276030
Deku since I like seeing Spiderfags mad. They get weirdly uppity with their scaling

>>149276030
I hate Miles even though I am a MarvelLORD. I want him to lose.

>>149275980
GODeye and it's not even close

>>149276051
why DO Spiderfags like to inflate Peter and related characters to insane degrees? Reasonably he can't be above building level, and even that's a highball for 98% of his stories

>>149275093
I'm in the official server and it has a lot less yesmen than I expected. I think some people are like anons from here who hate the show but are also attached to it and can't stop talking about it.

>>149276030
Deku losing is more humiliating

>>149276074
Because he’s a popular chaatcter and they hate the idea of someone like Izuku or Asta curbstomping him

>>149275988
I don't think Fate nor the other nasu franchises ever go above planet stuff if memory serves right. Closest thing to going above it was Aoko using the 5th magic to accelerate the death heat of the universe

>muh princess
>muh Thor
>muh feats
You guys are all faggots. Let me ask you anons can ANY of your favorite characters even HOPE to beat this ordinary pencil I found? Keep in mind its feats are it can create and erase entire multiverses/outerverses/whateververses and alter existing ones.

>>149276393
Jobs to my cookbook.

>>149276437
>erases all your recipes
What now cookbook cuck?

Columbo wins because Light wouldn't take him seriously until he's been caught, like most Columbo villains he would assume the lieutenant is a bumbling fool until he says those 3 magic words "one more thing"

Post a pencil destroying a mountain.

>>149274905
you know who is a spic

>>149274905
Deku vs Miles kekposting, atleast that has died down. So not much

>>149272030
Featherine is High 1-A the same way that Goku is 2-C. You can through immense dishonesty and wanking push a dubious feat to Multiversal even though heaven is literally inside his Universe.
Thus making him reach the absolute bare minimum of being multiversal (he blows of TWO to 500 universes) and then he gets to stand completely out of place next to things in a tier that actually does definitively blow up hundreds of universes at once.

Post Kratos destroying a cookbook.

>>149276602
Kratos can't, because he is a true SCHOLAR that knows destroying BOUNDLESS knowledge is wrong.

>>149276030
they gives Miles all the wank and herald scaling he could get and then Deku wins

>>149276110
but marvel going 0-3 this season is also humiliating...

>Spider-GOD seethe
He's boundless and solos your favorite verse btw. He's beyond the concept of fiction.

>>149276700
If he has all that power, why doesn't he beat up paul or erase him?

>Donny Cates returning to writing this summer
What character do you think he will write? Donny's writing is pure rule of cool and power level faggotry. Wasn't a fan of his Hulk run but who knows.

>>149276832
His Hulk was only planetary while his Thor was outright beating reality warpers

>>149276840
To be fair, Cates only wrote 10 issues of his Hulk's run when Ottley took over writing because Cates got brain damaged. His Thor run got up to over 25 issues I think.

>>149276840
Cates's Thor was pure Shonen power fantasy. Shame he didn't finish it. Once in a while, I need a run like that. Pure junk food of a run. Guilty pleasure of mine.

>>149276700
But can he beat the first Kamen Rider

>>149271653 (OP)
Slay the princess looks pretentious as all hell

>>149275988
the entire fate verse is on revision

>>149276832
Do his books sell? It seems like they do.

>>149276883
just try it for yourself on repackgames or legal rn since its on sale on steam

>>149276840
And yet his Hulk was going toe to toe with massively amped Thor

>>149276913
Not really. And Hulk needed a Mjolnir amp too plus the Starship amp able to get his rage to sit on tail ly higher. That’s the whole point of Beta Ray Bill saying Thor always holds back against Hulk

>>149276927
>starship amp
That wasn't an amp. It is just how Hulk works.

>>149274008
Trannies. If you point out you are a chud, and tgen they will circlejerk patting themselves on the back.

>>149276931
Untrue, the whole point of Hulk is that he can be stopped before his anger reached a certain point, the thing about Starship Hulk was that Banner could automatically reach taht exponential growth with a flick of a button

>>149276940
>he can be stopped before his anger reached a certain point
>what is World War Hulk

>>149276955
I’m pretty sure the fact he reset after cooling down tells you his power is not static

>>149276927
Yes really. Thor had Odinforce + gamma boost + constantly increasing power from rage (and arguably Warrior Madness too since it was stressed that Thor has never been that mad before), and yet a basic ass Savage Hulk, who wasn't even particularly angry at the moment. could hold his own against him for a whole issue (before Thor went even madder and stronger).
And the boost of base Thor's power that lifting Mjolnir provides is infinitesimal compared to all the amps Thor have. Considering even before gamma amp Odinpower Thor was far more powerful than Blake with powers of multiple Thors, Jormungandr and Yggdrasil Strange under Cates himself.
>starship amp
Not a thing. If anything it was a fucking limiter, because Hulk's rage has been manually controlled by Banner instead of Hulk channeling it freely. And even then the Starship was out of commission in the issue I was talking about.

>>149276964
>reset
>literally transformed a second after he got pissed off again even stronger than before
Huh?

>>149276840
wasn't he leading to Titan Hulk with him being stated to be a abstract threat but then he got into the car crash

>>149276992
We will never know because Cates literally lost 6 months of his memory while writing Hulk. Kek.

>>149276992
What even happened to Titan?

>>149277022
don't remember

>>149276832
Did Cates ever finish his Thanos storyline? I think the new Infinity Watch storyline took it over so he could jump back in there

>>149277050
Nah.

>>149277050
>Thanos using Mjolnir
>Infinity stones in the hammer itself
>All-black the Necro glove
>Death stone
The fuck?

>>149271653 (OP)
"eh, what's up doc"

>>149277050
I hope he doesn't
Infinity Mjolnir is so fucking retarded

>>149277050
nope
car crash

>>149277071
Welcome to Donny Cates.
>duuuude it's like the Punisher
>but he acts like Deadpool
>and he's Ghost Rider
>and he's a herald of Galactus

>>149275483
>>149275488
>>149275493
>>149275494
>all precisely one minute apart
>KYLEKYLEKYLE
>DCDCDCDCDCDC
I'm beginning to think this obsessed faggot isn't even a true simonfag.

>>149277115
LudoKINO.

Lol I'm the BIGGEST Fraud all and no one will ever know! My biggest win, the one that gives me my scaling, the one that first comes to everyone's mind, was when the guy was NERFED to hell and was losing to EVERYONE! After that all I have is STATEMENTS! I'm BARELY mountain level at best!

>>149277115
My Hero Academia wishes it was this cool.

>>149277156
DC....

>>149273245
Anti-Spiral... can you help me bag a goth Nubian baddie? I wanna swirl with a Black mommy so bad...

>>149277156
We already knew that, DCbro.

>>149277156
Every tr/a/nime protagonist ever...

>>149277156
Kyle, it's okay...

>>149277156
We know Kyle Rayner.

>>149276979
>Bleed on me scaling

Yawn, read the actual comic’s story that has Odin admkt Banner would die

>>149277225
>>149277226
Obsessed faggot phoneposter is this obsessed kek

>>149277235
I did. Odin said that Thor was "killing him" only for Hulk to start fighting back and whooping Thor's ass on the next fucking page. And then Thor got angrier and stronger.
And THEN the main concern was that the fight escalating will cause Titan to emerge.
If anything it's you who didn't read the comic if relaying what actually happened there causes you a cognitive dissonance.

>YOU didn't read the comic
>no YOU didn't read the comic
>no YOU didn't read it
Why is every comic nigger debate like this? Is it just a result of comicfags not reading shit?

>>149277289
It's not just comics, it's how any debate goes. "You didn't read/watch/play this!" is an easy line because it instantly puts the other person on the defensive and implies anybody who's engaged with the material would automatically agree with them.

>>149277289
Half of the time it's probably true for both parties

>>149277289
But, Hulkanon is right.

>>149272599
>check his page
>he constantly reposts his same shit over and over (except Mods actual delete them)
>he's constantly sperging out over popular matchups he dislikes, his own matchups being called bad, and DC (you could also find posts he made here posted on his Reddit)
>he's constantly not subtle about his fetishes
well some things never change

The biggest frauds to appear on Deathbattle

>Goku
Had 3 episodes. Lost all of them.
Is personally responsible for 75% of the anime loses against DC (his body is responsible for 100% of the loses against DC).
Has a worse win loss record than Vegeta the Jobber.
>Shadow
Lost twice.
Had to be given a pity win against someone leagues below him in strength because he can't beat anyone who even remotely scales to him because sonic fans were salty.
Jobbed to Vegeta.
>Batman
Has had more fights than anyone else on death battle.
Has the most losses when including DBX.
1.5 of his fights are actually good.
"Give me liberty, give me fire, give me prep-time, or I retire."
>Hulk
Got washed by Doomsday.
Got washed by Broly.
Will get washed by Godzilla.

Hulk will win.

>>149276074
>Otto Spiderman punching off Scorpion's jaw when he's le not holding back
>Marvel editorial GAPING Spidey and giving Spidercucks a massive victim complex because they're getting cucked by proxy
Spider fags like most comic fans don't read comics but they love the idea of Spidey as this relatable loser nerd who gets shit on by the world itself (like themselves) who always secretly holds back and if he ever really cut loose he could singlehandedly defeat the whole world and get tons of supermodel bitches.

Hulk won't win.
Banner will win.

>>149277289
>Is it just a result of comicfags not reading shit?
I mean yeah
99% of comic VS debates is just people pulling scans from a respect thread and leaving out context

>>149277336
Hulk should have beat Broly, and denying Batman 'preptime' to use his existing arsenal makes no sense given shit like Bond getting literally every gadget supplied by Q in every movie and Raven getting every transformation even though they don't go together. Preptime is Batman's one well known power, and literally Batman 'at his strongest'. All Batman fights have been fraudulent and require rematch.

>>149277368
Okay to be entirely fair it's not just Spider-Man fans, it's also insane comic powerscalers who think in terms of "attack potency" and who seriously do think Spider-Man twisting Thor's head slightly with a punch is a multiversal feat.

See everyone who goes "well Miles will lose to Deku but let's not downplay his strength, he's still multi-country to multi-continent y'all" or similar.

>>149277384
That's just listtroon and his obsession with downplaying all 'gringo' media.

>>149277399
The only real fraud is shadow imo, I mean if you feed goku to the same guy 3 times what do you expect. But since we're in a DB thread they're all frauds.

>>149271653 (OP)
1. You can kill both of them
2. DDLC is shit
3. Slay The Princess is not anime

>>149276883
Niggas will call any game that doesn't have a gun, a car, or a ball pretentious.

>>149277156
I was going to say Gojo but he never won anything important on screen in the first place... And mountain level would be an upscale for him

>>149277490
>but he never won anything important on screen in the first place
Makima

>>149277399
>Preptime is Batman's one well known power, and literally Batman 'at his strongest'
>When rule #1 is "Combatants have no prior knowledge of each other unless specified."
>Literally "he would win if we changed the rules to accommodate him."
The most fraudulent bum argument.

>>149277289
I don't blame them, Marvel/DC comics suck.
Imagine having to read 10 pages of Thor worshipping Tranny cock just to find out if he finally destroys a planet in this volume

>>149277448
Monika gapes flowey with data manip.

>>149277530
just switch the computer she's in off

>>149277501
So Batman can't have his full, known arsenal... why? If Bond gets everything Q, who is outside help, gave him in every movie, each being canonically a different Bond, then Batman should get every weapon or gadget he's ever used, placed in the Batcave, or even stated he owned.

Kill yourself listtroon.

>>149277501
>Batman literally can't be Batman in Death Battle... because uh...
This is the most fraudulent argument.

>Batfags mad that their hero's only win con (Prep Time) is denied
Kek.

>>149277399
"Prep time" batman is a meme.
Not only would that require him to have knowledge over his opponent but even then in most cases that wouldn't help him at all.
For example, Batman has time to prepare against black panther... Now what? He needs to create something to beat the vibranium armor, how much would that cost? How much time would that take?
In the end you also need to give him infinite resources and time just to give him a chance and that's without also giving him access to stuff outside his own verse.
If Batman needs all that to win then he just can't win anything at all.
And that's without mentioning guys like Tony Stark or Rick Sanchez who already Gape batman and would gape him even harder with time to prepare, so now you need to only Give prep time to batman, not his opponents.
All this just so he can stand a chance...

>>149277605
>admits all Batman Death Battles have been fraudulent
That was easy.

>>149277499
>Gojo's biggest W is a fake win on a fanfiction online show
Grim...

>>149277614
So Batman should have his full arsenal and all his Death Battles have been rigged consequently.
Glad you agree.

>>149277537
Post flowey turning a computer off.

>>149277643
Sure, but make sure to give Spiderman and Nigga cat all their stuff from all their comics as well.

>>149277499
>Fight Gojo loses

>>149277544
>>149277575
Batman has gotten his full arsenal. He's been given shit like the Hellbat and they let him collect stuff if it would effect the fight.
What he doesn't get is 4-5 months to create the perfect gadget or plan to beat his opponent, because that goes against Rule 1.

>>149277704
So where were his sonic devices he whips out for Croc in his Spider-Man Death Battle? Where were his Nth metal battarangs and lantern rings in the Death Battle with Black Panther? Why didn't his army of Superman robots not fight Tony's army of suits?
Because you lie. Batman got screwed in rigged fights, period.

>>149277336
>goku
Lost to the same character 3 times, just with different levels of wank each time. Goku Black lost to someone with mostly the same stats and additional hax
>shadow
Lost to Bejita in a season with barely any research, and Mewtwo in the season with the highest ratio of wrong episodes
>hulk
Got fucked over by a fanfic anger limit and multiplier retardation

>>149274667
The last time he lost definitively was in 2003

>>149277747
>sonic devices he whips out for Croc in his Spider-Man Death Battle
How would that have helped
>Nth metal battarangs and lantern rings in the Death Battle with Black Panther
How would those get past Panther's suit or his King of the Dead powers they didn't even give Panther
>army of Superman robots not fight Tony's army of suits?
Tony would have hacked them all

>>149277769
Batman would win.

>>149277499
You mean his wife?

>>149277778
... A colossal beating

Daily reminder that every db character so far will eventually die thus making death the winner. Even toon force wouldnt be able to save cartoons from death as she can grant death to even deathless abstract beings like dream/destiny etc.

>>149277778
...an anal gaping.

Cap should've beaten Batman too btw

I won't post gore to get this thread deleted...
I won't do it...
He's baiting me ...
I won't post gore to get this thread deleted...

>>149277800
Calm down, Gokubro...

>>149277793
>daily reminder that [SUB MONITOR JOBBER INVENTED BY A SCAT LOVING RAPIST MALE FEMINIST ISN'T A J-JOBBER I SWEAR]
Go back to irrelevance

>>149277614
>Tony
I can't think of a single iconic storyline of Tony soloing the avengers
>Rick
Literal fraud who was revealed to be nowhere near the smartest in his verse

>>149277817
Fuark the avengers are just that more powerful than the Justice League that a guy who's smarter and better than Batman in every way can't do it?
>Literal fraud who was revealed to be nowhere near the smartest in his verse
Smarter than Batman and the dinosaurs and evil Morty would gape Batnigger too

Part of Batman's arsenal is having a 5th dimensional beings protection, being the writers favorite superhero, and having Warner Brothers executives strong arm his win. If you take these things away it's like you don't want him to be Batman at all. He'd still win though.

>Batcucks seething over their hero losing countless times
Holy KEK!

>>149272020
It's the monkey's home, what kind of hero walks into somebody's home and beats the crap out of them for no reason?

>>149277793
what if my character is the grim reaper already?

>>149277835
>SEETHE: the Post
LMAO

>>149277831
>5th dimensional beings protection
Jobs to getting punched by nigger children
>being the writers favorite superhero
CIA glowie kike assets like the ones who write Batman always turn on the things they love
>Warner Brothers executives strong arm his win
Catwoman and Riddler literally BTFO him in the most recent movie because he was an ebil rich huwite man

>>149277747
I don't read Batman comics.
The only Gadgets he should get are the ones from the Arkham games, since that's the only Batman I know.

>>149277793
What if my fuarking hero wanted to die, but is protected by 25 different niggerman?

>>149277828
>guy who is smarter than batman but can't solo the avengers
Fraud
>guy who claimed to be smartest in the multiverse but was actually hiding the entire time from actual giga intellects
Fraud no. 2

Almost like there's a reason Batman is the face of prep time and not those losers

>>149277828
>>149277856
>virulent racism out of fucking NOWHERE
What triggered this tranny?

>>149277289
Kylebros we can’t refute this…

>>149277800
I'll do it here

>>149277793
>can't die
>outlives Death
what now FAGGOT?

>>149277863
The avengers are powerful
The dinosaurs are powerful
Batman is not

>>149277871
>Batman fans confirmed to be butthurt browns who can't take banter
BWAHAHA!

>>149277898
I thought he could die, just pop his head right?

Post characters that Gape Batman

>>149277907
>Immortal
>can die
really anon?

>>149277904
>admits xhe's a troon
It is to kek.

>>149277817
>Literal fraud who was revealed to be nowhere near the smartest in his verse
So who is the smartest?

>>149277904
>Batman fans confirmed to be butthurt browns who can't take banter
Warrior-Z bros... they got us
>>149277914
I mean Invincible isn't invincible

>>149277920
Batman

>>149277747
>Hawkman's stuff
>Green Lantern's stuff
>Superman's stuff
Cool Tony and T'challa get the Phoenix force and Odin gives them hammers.

>>149277911
isn't Doorman the herald of Oblivion meaning you could probably give him Deathurge feats

>>149277920
Batman

>>149277936
>needing outside help to stop CHADtime
God of Knowledge BatCHAD still wins btw.

>>149277920
Batman.

>>149277793
Who doesn't Thanos just move to DC and fuck this Death?

>>149277570
Honestly, I'm surprised it was the Batfags that got the most upset.
I thought Hulkfags would have thrown the biggest spergout.

>>149277814
Tldr?

>>149277920
Grax has a 20th level intellectual, Batman is only 7th.

>>149277976
I would've placed my bet on Gokubros (me) personally, because listroon likes Goku. I thought there's only 1 Hulkfag now because I know one had a melty and left.

>>149277976
Nobody's upset, listtroon. You are genetic garbage and we all want you gone.

sup bitches

>>149277999
Soul Hax victim

>>149277997
he's forced to like Goku since he's Mexican

>>149277976
DCfags in general are just insecure faggots who know their company they shill for (don't read btw) is dying and the last thing they have left is a strong record on a fanfiction powerscaling show, it's not like the stories being published are any good beyond that

Except said show abandoned them too so now they're lashing out at everything

>>149278008
We said kill yourself listtroon.

>>149278004
The drill is his soul and said drill is outerversal+++ and beyond the life equation

I have NO POWERS, I RELY on PREPTIME to win, all my FRIENDS beat THE COMPETITON, I've had FOUR (4) CHANCES and my ONLY victory was FALSE, I can't WIN ANYTHING!

>>149278018
so is Batkek

>>149278008
DCfags just think they are entitled to victory because of the reputation of their verse, just like Dragon Ball fans.

>>149278021
Tommy Oliver…

>>149278004
the drill is his soul. team dai gurren's soul. and it is actually KITTAN'S SOUL. DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S GONNA WIPED OUT BY LIKES OF YOUUUUU

>>149278041
yeah nerd

>>149278022
Batkek loses to tombstone

GIGAAAAA DRILLLLL BREEEEAAAKEERRRR!!!!!

>>149278050
this was actually apart of his plan

>>149278050
That tombstone? Made from the rock that knocked out Odinforce Thor

>>149277977
The Endless recently got revealed to be sub Jobitor tier despite every Vertigotroon calling them super giga omniversal

Also Gaiman was outed as a rapist/pervert/whatever else that all male feminists actually are

>>149278050
Man Batkek is so fucking lame

>>149278050
when will they finally bring Batkek back? Marvel are bringing Knull back

>>149278067
>The Endless recently got revealed to be sub Jobitor tier
Dumbass it's an upscale
the Endless are still abstract personifications

>>149278101
He's stuck in Fortnite and still can't win a game.

>>149275906
The match really should have been Light VS Harry with Light getting btfo by the schizo voices and false identities

>>149275906
Light is getting raped

>>149278104
>it's a [FAKE POWERSCALER TERM]
LMAO
>are still abstract personifications
Weaker than cars. I can literally go walk to my car right now and solo Death as well as the rest of the DC universe

>>149278101
Knull is a legend, Batshart is better left forgotten

>>149278004
>Soul Hax scales below Kyle

>>149275545
>Demons don't get glory killed that over the top

>>149277998
>>149278011
>DCuck meltdown

>>149275131
The first is still the best and had the most soul

>>149278131
>Weaker than cars. I can literally go walk to my car right now and solo Death as well as the rest of the DC universe
Actual retard

>>149278131
Well now that's a bit much. Constantine who's capable of transcending all of DC comics and who has met Alan Moore sucks off doggy cum, what DC truly stands for

>>149278122
It's weird with Swan seeming to like Disco Elysium so much and just never bothered to consider Harry vs Light

>>149278177
Agreed. The second one was carried by the track and still wasn't as good. The third one is just forgettable.

>>149278191
Yeah, Raidou gapes this guy

>>149278122
>Killing blow is Harry making a hail mary throw with the tie molotov as Light tries to flee and rolling double 6's

>>149278177
>Longest one
>Most fun interactions and back and forth
>Back when analysis wasn't extremely retarded and both Goku and Superman were given relatively grounded views
>Best voices
yup

>>149278191
DCxirs………

so will someone make the new thread
someone white specifically

>>149278274
W-WE CAN'T!

>>149278274
White people are working right now. Me? I'm on your roof lol

>>149278274
DCbros this is beyond us…

>>149278274
if listroon makes it again then sadly no

>>149278274
Dragonbros this might be too much for us...

>>149278274
Invincibros... this is an impossible task...

>>149278274
This sounds like a job for CHADvel!

>>149278359
>>149278359