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Anonymous No.150049422 >>150049500 >>150049727 >>150049892 >>150050790 >>150050933 >>150051132 >>150051775
Death Battle
DISCUSS!!!
Anonymous No.150049447 >>150049525 >>150050261
>A million, trillion to one, and rising. That's the odds. A chance to nullify the madness behind the monster. Two plus two is five, a right angle is 80 degrees, this element is beyond what we can perceive... like gamma! A thousand times... A million... A trillion... I just... need... ONE!
Anonymous No.150049484 >>150049506 >>150049534 >>150049678 >>150049710 >>150050557 >>150050908
>Episode has almost as many dislikes in one day than Miles/Deku got in almost forty
Hulkbros...did we get a shitty pity win...?
Anonymous No.150049488 >>150049562 >>150049597
My hero TANKS thick futa cock
Anonymous No.150049500 >>150049547 >>150049752 >>150049832 >>150049845
>>150049422 (OP)
>Sakuya vs DIO
>Kasen vs Sonic
>Yukari Vs Gilgamesh
This will be the future Touhou win streak on DB
Anonymous No.150049506 >>150049614 >>150050557
>>150049484
No, and I wouldn't worry about that if I were you.
Tohofags have always been unhinged
Anonymous No.150049525
>>150049447
HERO!!!
Anonymous No.150049534
>>150049484
>dislikes are all from trannies who don't even like hulk or goji
Nah.
Anonymous No.150049536 >>150049795
Everyone mocked him, but in the end...HE WON.
Anonymous No.150049538 >>150049561 >>150052346
>Solos your verse
Anonymous No.150049543 >>150049603
Anonymous No.150049545 >>150049568 >>150049591 >>150049677 >>150049887 >>150049916
>>150049467
Yeah, because time is broken and he's weak right now. But in theory, he should scale with Time Trapper at his peak, and we've already seen him demonstrate abilities like time stopping and timeline creation.
Anonymous No.150049547 >>150049725
>>150049500
no plot armor from Jesus?
Anonymous No.150049556 >>150049578
Price to me that you know what cardinalities are
Anonymous No.150049560 >>150049594 >>150049601
FUCK, I'm trying to solve this equation, but I can't help but jerk off every hour instead.
Anonymous No.150049561 >>150049574 >>150049653
>>150049538
Slay the princess victim
Anonymous No.150049562
>>150049488
that's jewish.
Anonymous No.150049568 >>150049598
>>150049545
>always 'in theory' 'weak right now' but never 'is'
Potentialsday...
Anonymous No.150049572
Supergirl vs Sailor Moon?
Anonymous No.150049574
>>150049561
who?
Anonymous No.150049578
>>150049556
*prove
Autocorrect..
Anonymous No.150049591 >>150049635
>>150049545
>breaking time makes him weak
>weak Hulk punched through the timestream back in the 70s
No offense to Doomsdayfags, but I don't see Doomsday putting down the Hulk.
Anonymous No.150049594
>>150049560
you have to be 18 years or older to post here
Anonymous No.150049597
>>150049488
Kylebro btw.
Anonymous No.150049598
>>150049568
I mean, the whole reason he's even in the past in the first place is cause he wants to die and reincarnate as a god, so he's specifically not putting up a fight.
If he was aggressive and at full strength, there probably just wouldn't be any story.
Anonymous No.150049601
>>150049560
Bejita…
Anonymous No.150049603
>>150049543
I still like Ultima
Anonymous No.150049614 >>150049675
>>150049506
>Tohofags have always been unhinged
But they'd be correct to hate the episode.
Anonymous No.150049628 >>150049636 >>150049711
BOOOOOORING WHERE'S THE KEKPOSTING ALREADY?
Anonymous No.150049635 >>150049643 >>150049666
>>150049591
But that's the point, killing Doomsday is just gonna make him stronger, that was literally why he's there, what does Hulk do after Doomsday reincarnates as a god?
Anonymous No.150049636
>>150049628
KINGtos SCHOLAR btw
Anonymous No.150049640
Kyle Rayner? Hero in these parts.
Anonymous No.150049643 >>150049695
>>150049635
kill him again
Anonymous No.150049650
Kyle Rayner? Hole in these parts
Anonymous No.150049653 >>150049667
>>150049561
>She could jus-
But it refused.
>Well she has ha-
But it refused.
>I DON'T CARE UNDERTALE IS GAY!!!!!
But it refused.
Anonymous No.150049655
Kyle Rayner? This thread’s JESTER.
Anonymous No.150049664
LEAVE KYLE ALONE
Anonymous No.150049666 >>150049695
>>150049635
Just punch him again.
Anonymous No.150049667 >>150049694 >>150049930
>>150049653
Could Chara even damage the Princess?
Anonymous No.150049668
IN A WORLD
>*pans in to a Pride convention *
>Camera shows Kyle struggling to suck off five trans girls as...
>"AND KRATOS TAKES SIX AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW ANTI BIGOT WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*
>"NOOO!!!!!!"

>Flash cut to Kyle despondently walking in the rain
All around me are familiar faces
>"Oh man Kratos satisfied so many LGBTQ people again, at this rate I'll never be the world's greatest ally!"
>Book drops on Kyle's head which reads " Gay Note"
Worn out places
>Cut to Kyle in room with Broly
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets turned into a femboy/trans girl?"
>"Oh my Harris...bigotry is fucked"
>Zoom in on Kyle writing Simon's name
>*beat*
>"AAIIIIEEE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Cut to Asura storming into Kyle's apartment

>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Kyle*
>"You saying we're in some kind of...Death Battle?"
>Cut to Kyle flying around the world and shooting dilators from his Rainbow Lantern Ring
>360 panoramic shot of Bardock and Omni-Man pointing as geysers of femboy cum flood the cities

BWEEEW
>Shot of Godzilla rising out of the ocean as Reidi plays
BWEEEW
>*Deku and Miles conducting a beam struggle with their BBCs*
BWEEEW
>Cut to the chudcels defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Venti from Genshin Impact, emerges from the shadows
>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."
>*record scratch*

DON'T STOP MAKE IT POP
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of Maka fucking Ruby*
>Tom and Coyote walks in "aaawkward"
>Deadpool does a cheeky pose "Erm...well THAT just happened!"
D.J. BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP
>this summer is going to be…
>*montage of Bruce Banner break dancing*
>Superman "LIIIIIT!"

>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "Death Battle" in the movie*
>Goku "Heh...I guess it is a-"
TITLE DROP

DEATH BATTLE: THE MOVIE
RATED R
Coming soon to a thread near you
Anonymous No.150049675
>>150049614
sure bud
Anonymous No.150049676 >>150049687 >>150049693 >>150049705 >>150049730
I’m. Barely. Concretelevel.
Anonymous No.150049677 >>150049847
>>150049545
I can't wait for 682 vs Doomsday and SCPsharts getting uppity and thinking they're going to win before Doomsday breaks out a brand new form only like 1% of powerscalers even know about to contend with 6820/3125 autism
Anonymous No.150049678 >>150049716 >>150050557
>>150049484
>Pity
Godzilla relies on crossover contracts and an obscure novel to not be shitstomped to oblivion by most verses anon, problem is his fans not wanting to see the truth
Anonymous No.150049687 >>150049735
>>150049676
Yugi…
Anonymous No.150049693
>>150049676
Arceus....
Anonymous No.150049694
>>150049667
>Chara
We're talking about Frisk. I know she looks like him but Frisk is a different character.
Anonymous No.150049695 >>150049733
>>150049643
>>150049666
But that's just gonna turn him into a godlier god man, that's the problem with a Hulk vs. Doomsday rematch, Hulk can always come back, but Doomsday comes back stronger and evolved.
Anonymous No.150049705
>>150049676
Kyle…
Anonymous No.150049708
My favorite characters of all time are Kyle Rayner and Asura. I also cry myself to sleep every night and need a white night light.
Anonymous No.150049710 >>150049777 >>150049778
>>150049484
It's so weird to hear this is controversial on the rest of the Internet when it seems like a very well received verdict here, relatively speaking.
Anonymous No.150049711
>>150049628
KRATOS
Anonymous No.150049716 >>150049726
>>150049678
Why didn't Deathbattle factor in Godzilla's cosmology having all of these crossovers, including Marvel?
Anonymous No.150049725 >>150052323
>>150049547
DIO Vs Sakuya will include Over Heaven but not George Joestar.
DIO's 3rd fight will be full composite.
Basically:
>Base DIO wins against Alucard
>EoH DIO loses against Sakuya
>Novel DIO wins against Ultron
Anonymous No.150049726 >>150049778
>>150049716
because then you could do the same thing with Marvel and then it'd get all complicated
Anonymous No.150049727
>>150049422 (OP)
Stupid matchup. Hulk would turn Berserker into red mist in one punch.
Anonymous No.150049730
>>150049676
Simon...
Anonymous No.150049733 >>150049759
>>150049695
>but Doomsday comes back stronger and evolved
Anon....Hulk literally gets stronger as he fights. Did you forget Hulk's entire sthick?
Anonymous No.150049735
>>150049687
https://imgur.com/a/ygo-vs-research-yugi-gets-hit-WFAEd
Y-you see...these high school bullies are outer-multi-omega-super duper-hyper-versal levels! They would solo your verse and take your lunch money and trading cards!
Anonymous No.150049736
My favorite characters of all time are Kyle Rayner and Kratos. I also cry myself to sleep every night and need a white night light.
Anonymous No.150049738 >>150049754 >>150049770
It’s crazy to think that Hulk should be going 3-0 by now if Death Battle weren’t retards back then.
Anonymous No.150049752
>>150049500
Replace the Kasen one with Youmu vs Danny Phantom
Anonymous No.150049754 >>150049770
>>150049738
To be fair Doomsday was before Immortal Hulk which gives him important tools.
Anonymous No.150049757
>Kylefags and Asurafags can't stop coping
>A Benfag showed up last thread too
What is it about these 3 that can't get over losing for months if not years?
Anonymous No.150049758
It’s crazy to think that Hulk should be going 0-3 by now if Death Battle weren’t retards now.
Anonymous No.150049759 >>150049783 >>150050671 >>150051044
>>150049733
It was bad wording, but still, you should know what I meant, Doomsday's evolutions scale higher than Hulk's.
Anonymous No.150049770
>>150049738
>>150049754
He should be 1-2 but with his first win against Broly.
Anonymous No.150049771 >>150049798
Why do (You) treat Death Battle like it's canon
Anonymous No.150049774
>Kylefags and Kratosfags can't stop coping
>A Benfag showed up last thread too
What is it about these 3 that can't get over being exposed as frauds for months if not years?
Anonymous No.150049777 >>150049785
>>150049710
Really? It seems to be well-received everywhere I look. Where do you see controversy?
Anonymous No.150049778 >>150049794
>>150049726
That's the main issue
>>150049710
I personally dislike the episode, but that's mostly due to the arguments they mad. Glad that Hulk avoided the 0-3 club, even if I'm rooting for Godzilla
Anonymous No.150049783
>>150049759
Still doesn't make him immune to blunt force, only to that level of force that killed him and with Hulk's increasing power that won't be a problem.
Anonymous No.150049785 >>150049830 >>150049956
>>150049777
The dislikes. Could be bottled though.
Anonymous No.150049788 >>150049802 >>150049819 >>150049824 >>150049865
Is there no good matchups to discuss now? Kind of sad tbqh. As cancerous and shitposty these threads were atleast there were some discussion
Anonymous No.150049790 >>150049805 >>150049835
Why didn't Godzilla get an alternate ending?
Anonymous No.150049794
>>150049778
I rooted for Godzilla, but I knew Hulk would win exactly the way he did.
Anonymous No.150049795
>>150049536
I fucking kneel. We need a HttS matchup NOW.
Anonymous No.150049798 >>150049818
>>150049771
Because I'm autistic so when they're wrong it pisses me off.
Anonymous No.150049802
>>150049788
just wait until the autists start hyperfocusing on ash vs yugi
Anonymous No.150049805
>>150049790
It wasn't going to be Krasura levels of seethe.
Anonymous No.150049807
W-wait... Is that.... A simple, humble digger? AAAAAAIIIEEEEEEE DEATH BATTLE GIVE ME ALL MY BULLSHIT FEATS AND STATEMENTS FROM ALL MY COMICS AND CROSSOVERS PLEASE!!!! I WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE HIM OTHERWISE!!!! DEATH BATTLE!!! I NEEED YOU DEATH BATTLE
Anonymous No.150049818
>>150049798
KINGtos SCHOLAR btw, I will never be MAD that they DOWNPLAYED KINGtos who SOLOS ALL of COMPOSITE FICTION in my FANFICTION where he DESTROYS MOUNTAINS
Anonymous No.150049819
>>150049788
Yeah I don't really care about the rest of the MUs. Yugi vs Ash in particular feels like a deliberate shitpost. I literally don't care about Soul Eater or RWBY and don't even think they are interesting verses.
Anonymous No.150049824
>>150049788
Gru vs Megamind and Ash vs Yugi.
Anonymous No.150049830
>>150049785
The dislikes if anything prove it's not controversial. It's the fucking Hulk and Godzilla, two of the most wanked characters and sensitive fanbases on the planet who are obsessed with power levels, and it's currently still at 97% likes.
Anonymous No.150049832
>>150049500
This is a good representation of how All girl groups work
>The Stacy who leads the group (Raymoo)
>The closeted lesbian (Marisa)
>The girl boss who works overtime (Sakuya)
>The mouth breather retard (Youmo)
>The Girl failure (Reisen)
>The one who ends up pregnant early and somehow is always pregnant when the group meets again after half a year (Sanae)
Anonymous No.150049835 >>150049898 >>150050140
>>150049790
Godzilla already killed Hulk a trillion times in the fight.
>b-but Hulk still won!
Nope. BRUCE BANNER won. HULK lost.
Anonymous No.150049845 >>150049866
>>150049500
I still don't get Yukari vs Gilgamesh. Someone explain it to me like I'm retarded
Anonymous No.150049847 >>150049895
>>150049677
But 6820 scales to most of Placeholder's cosmology, which is fucking gargantuan because it apparently contains every other SCP cosmology in itself.

I don't know how Doomsday is supposed to defeat that
Anonymous No.150049863 >>150049890 >>150049957
So what's gonna happen to Death Battle once they run out of Kickstarter money? Will they quit or will they do another one?
Anonymous No.150049865
>>150049788
I’m still waiting for another Homelander episode. I wanna see Yujiro FODDERIZE that chud.
Anonymous No.150049866 >>150049886
>>150049845
DUCKari is FLEEING from Beatrice who GAPES her and settling for Gilgamesh as a pity win instead.
Anonymous No.150049886
>>150049866
who?
who?
the final fantasy guy?
Anonymous No.150049887
>>150049545
Also by "darkseid goons" do they mean the evil legion of superheroes? That's like calling Sinestro a Lex Luthor goon because he's in the legion of Doom.
Anonymous No.150049890 >>150049905
>>150049863
Weirdly they haven't needed a sponsorship in a while, the last few episodes have been totally free of them. It's not because they can't get them because the podcasts still have sponsorships. It makes me wonder if the membership + site money + misc revenue actually is enough for the show to sustain itself.
Anonymous No.150049892
>>150049422 (OP)
Herc has literally no chance. You could give him the conceptual wank of every Greek servant in Fate and he still wouldn't even kill Hulk once.
Anonymous No.150049895
>>150049847
Anon this sounds like what people were expecting Hulkzilla to devolve into and at the end of the day it just ended up being 'yeah they're like multiversal abstract level'
Anonymous No.150049898
>>150049835
That's not a distinction to Hulk readers. Those two are a package deal. Several stories depict them being separated as wrong and unnatural, it it seems to be implied that might be how TOBA took over Hulk in that alternate timeline.
Anonymous No.150049901 >>150049919 >>150049924 >>150049929
See this is why they should never do a 40k fight.
If they give the 40k character the L, they will unleash one of the most autistic and vocal fanbases.
And if they give the 40k character the W they will unleash one of the most autistic and vocal fanbases.
t. warhammer fag
Anonymous No.150049905
>>150049890
i miss it, where am i supposed to find mental health providers now?
Anonymous No.150049910 >>150050029
>>150046672
Set up a new wiki for tracking scaling and feats with new rules:
>No chainscaling
>No exaggeration based on visual flares ("It looks like lightning so he clearly dodged real lightning!" "That laser that's flying at 10 meters a second is the same as the speed of light!" etc)
>Edits on articles or posts in forums require a captcha that is just answering conditional hypothetical questions (Like the breakfast questions) which are then rated by mods and AI to determine if they understood the question
>American users have to prove they changed their smoke alarm batteries every six months or at least prove they don't need to be changed yet
>Rangeban Latin America
But then, of course, the picrel problem would happen.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150049916
>>150049545
>Time Trapper at his peak
Time Trapper is a fraud
anyone with control over multiple realms can match his entropy powers
Anonymous No.150049919
>>150049901
Valid point.
Anonymous No.150049924 >>150050022
>>150049901
This is why they should ignore 40keks and represent CHADtasy or Age of CHADmar instead.
Anonymous No.150049929
>>150049901
WH40k jobs to Blame!
Anonymous No.150049930
>>150049667
Not in any meaningful way
Anonymous No.150049935
>150049736
>150049774
>Asurafags are still completely mindbroken
Kek
Anonymous No.150049938
why didn't Hulk help Kratos beat up Zeus?
Anonymous No.150049950 >>150049969 >>150049975
I think Herc vs Mahoraga is more interesting. Basically a diet version of Doomsday vs 682.
Anonymous No.150049956
>>150049785
If that's the only place, that's not really the rest of the internet.
Anonymous No.150049957
>>150049863
Do another kickstarter since they know that their followers are willing to not only fund an entire season but also translate obscure material and basically do the research for them, or keep going as is and use the money they get from memberships, views and sponsorships to fund the episodes and reduce the budget if needed.
Anonymous No.150049963
>150049935
>Kratosfags are still coping and seething
Kek
Anonymous No.150049969
>>150049950
Herc blitzs Mahoraga before it can regenerate fully imo.
Anonymous No.150049974
It's been six months. Accept that Asura lost.
Anonymous No.150049975
>>150049950
I like Herc more but idk if he can kill mahoraga as berserker
Anonymous No.150049985
It's been several decades. Accept that Kratos will never destroy a mountain.
Anonymous No.150049986
Puny lizard? SMASHED
Ultima? SMASHED
Hopes of going 3-0? SMASHED
Doubters? SMASHED
Kaijewfags? SMASHED
Goku's hopes of someone joining him in the ozone club? SMASHED
Marvel's losing streak? SMASHED
Japan's win streak? SMASHED
Mei Kamino's tender college age pussy? SMASHED
Anonymous No.150049997
Kratos can be considered a better man despite not being part of Bruce Banner’s equation to beat Godzilla Ultima because he earns his strength and redemption through personal growth and accountability, not just intellect or strategy.

While Bruce Banner relies on scientific reasoning and external means (like formulas, equations, or transformations into the Hulk) to defeat massive threats, Kratos confronts impossible odds with sheer willpower, combat mastery, and emotional evolution. In the Norse saga, especially, Kratos shows growth by:

Overcoming a violent past and resisting the rage that once defined him.

Becoming a father who teaches restraint, empathy, and responsibility.

Facing gods and monsters head-on, without relying on external calculations—only grit, experience, and hard choices.

So, even if he wasn’t needed in Banner’s tactical plan to defeat Godzilla Ultima, Kratos’s journey makes him the better man—not just because he’s stronger or smarter, but because he changed when it mattered most.
Anonymous No.150050002 >>150050023 >>150050051 >>150050761 >>150051096
Hulk lost (countless times). Bruce Banner won.
Anonymous No.150050006 >>150050015 >>150050016 >>150050034 >>150050044 >>150051123
>A-ASURA-SAMA, PLEASE CHANGE MY DIAPER!! CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER ASURA!! BE THE BETTER MAN AND CHANGE YOUR PATHETIC STUPID BABY VASSAL'S DIAPER ASURA!!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER ASURA, CHANGE IT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!! IT'S SHITTY AND PISSED!! IT'S PISSY AND SHIT!! ASURA-SAMA, MY DIAPER NEEDS A HECKIN' CHANGERINO!! ASURA ASURA ASURA I NEED A CHANGE RIGHT NOW!! RIGHT NOW ASURA!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER RIGHT NOW!! I CANNOT DO IT MYSELF, I CANNOT EVEN DEFEAT YOU!! YOU CAN DESTROY A PLANET, WHILE AM I THE STUPID UGLY SHITTY VAPID BABY SUB-MOUNTAIN LEVEL GOD OF WAR RETARD KRATOS!! I AM MERELY A STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, BRAIN-DAMAGED, MALFORMED, ASS-NUGGET, SHIT-BRAINED, DIPSHIT, COOMER, PENCIL-DICKED, SCUMBUTT, FAGTARD, SIMPLETON, TURD-EATING, QUEERBAIT, NINCOMPOOP, EUNUCH, DOUCHELORD, CAMELFUCKING, ASSLICKING, MORONIC BABY RETARD AND I NEED YOU TO CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER ASURA!!! ASURA-SAMA, PLEASE CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER AND SPANK ME LIKE THE NAUGHTY BABY MONSTER I TRULY AM ASURA!!! ASURA ASURA ASURA I'M SO TIRED OF ATREUS OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS BEING THE ONE TO CHANGE ME!!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER ASURA!!!! ASURA-SAMA, THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOUR MANLY HANDS BEING ANYWHERE NEAR MY CROTCH IS ENOUGH TO GIVE ME A BIG OL' TWO-INCH DIAPER-BONER!!! ASURA-SAMA, CHANGE MY DIAPER AND KISS MY WIFE!! ASURA-DONO, YOU ARE NO LONGER A MONSTER, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TO SIT IN MY OWN SHIT ASURA, I NEED YOU TO CHANGE ME -- WAIT SPAWN-SAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PLEASE DON'T VAPORIZE THE SHIT AWAY I NEED ASURA TO WIPE IT- AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESTOP!!
Anonymous No.150050015
>>150050006
Kratos, Bitchingly, Crying.
Anonymous No.150050016
>>150050006
KWAB!
Anonymous No.150050019
Asurafags, it's been six months. Accept the loss and do something else with your lives already. This is sad to watch.
Anonymous No.150050022
>>150049924
Correct
Anonymous No.150050023 >>150050035
>>150050002
Anon...
Anonymous No.150050029 >>150050039
>>150049910
>make a smaller community with a predetermined agenda, that'll produce accurate scaling
Anonymous No.150050034
>>150050006
Kratos, Was, Assraped, Boi
Anonymous No.150050035 >>150050856
>>150050023
They are, cope more. Hulk lost.
Anonymous No.150050038 >>150050067
BOO!
Anonymous No.150050039 >>150050054 >>150050059 >>150050103 >>150050119 >>150050172 >>150050213 >>150050267
>>150050029
Name a single positive contribution to powerscaling debates an 90 IQ 19 year old from Mexico has had. Just one.
Anonymous No.150050044
>>150050006
Kek.
Anonymous No.150050051
>>150050002
Anonymous No.150050052 >>150050073 >>150050076 >>150050110 >>150050112
So how will Ruby's respectful death go?
Anonymous No.150050054 >>150050102
>>150050039
Potential Man is funny
Anonymous No.150050059
>>150050039
But anon, ALL powerscalers are 90 IQ 19 year olds from Mexico!
Anonymous No.150050067
>>150050038
Please pull this with Maka. It would be so funny.
Anonymous No.150050070 >>150050078 >>150050100
C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY MEAT FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Spawn, Asura, Simon, Godzilla, Hulk and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>BY THE GODS!!! THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLLS!!?
>HOLY ARES!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS KRILLIN'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT GREEK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT ZEUS’S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS I AM AN ANGRY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Anonymous No.150050072
>>150047398 #
There’s an infinite amount of numbers between 1 and 2 but 2 will always be higher than 1. That’s the logic.
Anonymous No.150050073 >>150050105
>>150050052
fucked to death by Maka's futa dick
Anonymous No.150050076
>>150050052
Replica of Black Adam's death.
Anonymous No.150050077 >>150050118 >>150050152
>Death Battle had to give Hulk a non-canon weapon to win that they pulled from their asses
Reeks of a pity win so Hulk wouldn't go 0-3.
Anonymous No.150050078 >>150050095
>>150050070
K, b, c
Anonymous No.150050088
Asura? Lost.
Kyle? Lost.
Ben? Lost.
Your sanity? Lost.
Anonymous No.150050095
>>150050078
KINGtos
Beat
Cucksura
Anonymous No.150050100
>>150050070
Kratos, Barely, Concretelevel.
Anonymous No.150050102
>>150050054
That was a black from the United States by the username MugenKampaWorks - you can tell he's black because half of his posts are about Jujutsu Kaisen.
Anonymous No.150050103 >>150050133
>>150050039
>did you consider i hate mexicans?
oh well now im convinced your unbiased
Anonymous No.150050105
>>150050073
Kylebro btw.
Anonymous No.150050108 >>150050126 >>150050134 >>150050141 >>150050149
>PITY WIN PITY WIN
Why would they give anyone a pity win? Unless they're being paid by Marvel to make Hulk win what do they have to lose?
Anonymous No.150050110
>>150050052
Crippled by Maka and left to get raped to death by Grimm
Anonymous No.150050112
>>150050052
She wins and both fanbases of about 5 people left go wild.
Anonymous No.150050118 >>150050161 >>150050238
>>150050077
Eh, they have Godzilla a fanon ability (All Godzilla's in all fictions are avatars of IT), so it seems fair.
Anonymous No.150050119 >>150050156
>>150050039
Name a single positive contribution to powerscaling
Anonymous No.150050126 >>150050144
>>150050108
they have to give sonic and dragon ball pity wins because they get too many credible death threats from their fans
Anonymous No.150050127 >>150050151
Anonymous No.150050130 >>150050150 >>150050168 >>150050193 >>150051124 >>150051135
Name a single positive contribution powerscaling debates have had. Just one.
Anonymous No.150050133 >>150050213
>>150050103
>ESL
What's it like knowing your kind has no positive contributions to these threads, just making them browner and more retarded(oops that's tautology)?
Anonymous No.150050134 >>150050201
>>150050108
To appease the rabid Hulk fanbase. And given they took money to let Kratos and Excalibur win...it'd hardly be the first time.
Anonymous No.150050140 >>150050159
>>150049835
That part was weird too, how the fuck does the avatar even kill him to begin with when hulk outstats so fucking hard
Anonymous No.150050141 >>150050201 >>150050258
>>150050108
Take a look at Shadow vs Ryuko, Omni-Man vs Bardock, Silver vs Trunks, and any MHA match and tell me they don't do pity wins.
Anonymous No.150050144 >>150050233
>>150050126
Do you think they're afraid of Dragon Ball and Sonic fans?
Anonymous No.150050149 >>150050176 >>150050201
>>150050108
To be fair they have given pity wins in the past to SHARTnic and PokeSHART, "Ultima is top 5 most powerful opponents ever put on DB and Hulk barely scraped out a win with Banner" isn't one though.
Anonymous No.150050150
>>150050130
It makes midwits seethe
Anonymous No.150050151 >>150050157
>>150050127
AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE MY VERSE GOT NO DIFFED BEFORE I COULD EVEN PERCEIVE IT
Anonymous No.150050152 >>150050224
>>150050077
>he thinks Banner can’t just build something
The fight went on for days, he didn’t just pull it out of his ass.
Anonymous No.150050156
>>150050119
Getting Matthew Lillard to acknowledge a stupid meme.
Anonymous No.150050157
>>150050151
Goku...
Anonymous No.150050159
>>150050140
They argued that his hax abilities allow him to equalize things
Anonymous No.150050161 >>150050208
>>150050118
That had no impact on the fight though. They gave him no abilities that Ultima didn't show off to some degree.
Anonymous No.150050168
>>150050130
Cuban Pete
Anonymous No.150050172
>>150050039
I haven't seen this many angry Mexicans since they tried to cancel Speedy Gonzales.
Anonymous No.150050176
>>150050149
Megatron vs Frieza is the worst one IMO. Specially now that they gave composite Godzilla Ultima, when they wouldn't even need to composite Megatron, just make him Japanese G1.
Anonymous No.150050177 >>150050212 >>150050221 >>150050290
Maka
>"It's over Ruby, this fight is about to start! You can't defeat me"
Ruby
>"I know... This battle is beyond my canonical stats, that's why I'll need... A little scaling!"
Danny Phantom
>"OK guys! Time to give Ruby some scaling!"
Jenny
>"MFTL scaling coming up!"
Sol Badguy
>"I'm here with the BlazBlue scaling!"
Joker
>"Ehh... I'm sure we need the other guy for that "
Superman
>"Don't worry, All she'll need is some good ol' DC scaling."
Ben Singer
>"Actually this fight won't take composites into account, just their base feats."
Superman
>"Well... That's it folks, good luck Ruby... You'll gonna need it."
Jenny
>"Ben... Where's my Episode?"
Ben Singer
>"Ehhhhh... S-subscribe and join as a member for more Death Battle!"
Anonymous No.150050183
Is it safe to say Kratos vs Asura is The Room of Death Battle?
Anonymous No.150050185 >>150050225 >>150050302 >>150050321 >>150050327 >>150050342 >>150050374 >>150050400 >>150050591
What is the dumbest fanwank you've ever seen?
Hardmode: No Kratos
Anonymous No.150050186 >>150050228 >>150050243 >>150050281 >>150050422 >>150050718
So what constitutes as a pity win? What are the factors involved?
Anonymous No.150050193
>>150050130
It's a good thin-skinned retard finder. You just gotta make shit up or disregard whatever feats they bring up and they go into a smoothbrained frenzy. It doesn't even have to make sense, it just needs to provoke them. "Wow cool omniversal scaling, Spongebob kills him in seconds because it's funny" causes micro-chimpouts.
Anonymous No.150050201 >>150050468
>>150050134
>>150050149
>>150050141
>THINK ABOUT THE ANGRY FANS
>Fanbase watches Death Battle video
>Their hero loses
>They dislike the video
>They keep watching Death Battle
Fans just whine on the internet. They clearly don't care about that. It's always some fucking excuse with you sore losers.
>The winner was more popular
>The winner beat him so they wouldn't look biased
>They didn't want to piss off the fans
>They wanted to troll the fans
Anonymous No.150050208
>>150050161
Connecting IT's lore to a multiverse Including other fictions makes his universe drastically more complex, which makes his universe destroying powers, and this AP, much higher. It's a huge amp.
Anonymous No.150050212 >>150050278
>>150050177
>Sol Badguy
>>"I'm here with the BlazBlue scaling!"
Sol is from Guilty Gear tho
Anonymous No.150050213 >>150050267
>>150050133
Again, this is just insane raving (also try reading this out loud before talking about other people's english >>150050039). Fact is no matter how much I disagree with a VSBW page or Death Battle or any random youtuber, at least they just state their case instead of getting mad and posting weird bigoted nonsense.
Anonymous No.150050221 >>150050290
>>150050177
>Why scale her to Nicktoons when you can scale her to actual gods in Smite?
Anonymous No.150050224
>>150050152
Why didn't Batman just pull out his anti Spider-Man spray? He's always prepared for shit, isn't he?
Anonymous No.150050225
>>150050185
Retards arguing for planet level+ Miles. As a capeSCHOLAR, anyone who thinks Spider-Man level characters are above city level is inbred.

On the flip side, it’s funny and refreshing to see Hulk get his due after all the downplay in his last two matches.
Anonymous No.150050228
>>150050186
Did you like the winner? Then it was a fair fight. Did you dislike the winner? Then it was a pity win.
Pity win Simon
Pity win Coyote
Pity win Doom Slayer
Pity win Kratos
Pity win Spongebob
Anonymous No.150050233
>>150050144
they'd be stupid not to be
Anonymous No.150050238 >>150050265 >>150050324
>>150050118
Can someone make a comprehensive list how that makes zero fucking sense?
If IT is the source of EVERY Godzilla than
>Is the Kiryu duology the equivalent of IT playing action figures?
>What the fuck does that make Minilla?
>Why are heroic Gojis a thing?
Anonymous No.150050243
>>150050186
>bullshit one sided match that everyone can knows is bullshit and one sided from a mile away (deku killing a literal wall level character)
>deliberately leave out factors that could sway the match the other way and/or break your own rules (megatron not getting JG1, renamon not getting higher forms)
>said match is happening as an 'apology' for earlier fights or upcoming ones

they don't need to satisfy all of this criteria but you'll just know when they do
Anonymous No.150050251
Are we talking about pity wins? It's time for his match with MCU Hulk
Anonymous No.150050258 >>150050379
>>150050141
Archie Silver getting so much wank is so funny when you know the history of that version of Silver turning him into a sissy for a yume to latch onto who is still causing damage to the Sonic franchise today.
Anonymous No.150050261
>>150049447
Admittedly the last bit of the fight grew on me with the Banner speech and him basically being the real hero of the fight
>You did it big guy...
>'We' did it...
Anonymous No.150050265 >>150050435
>>150050238
It all makes sense if you think of this under the assumption that IT has the mentality of a child who does shit just because.
Anonymous No.150050267 >>150050501 >>150050566
>>150050213
>(also try reading this out loud before talking about other people's english >>150050039(You))
This is perfectly legible English for someone who who speaks it as a first language, given it was written by me - someone who speaks English as their first language.
Also
>Weird bigoted nonsense
Pretty much all of the problems with powerscaling comes from retarded teenagers, the majority of which from Latin America. Maybe it's not race, maybe it's the specter of colonialism or some shit that makes them stupid, but until there's a continent-sized exorcism, they're still fucking stupid and dilute the conversation with retarded drivel and an inability to actually think in any abstract capacity. Everyone in powerscaling debates used to call Suggs a retard, but now everyone operates on Suggs' logic because the total population has become majority Suggs-tier retards, some even more retarded than him.

Raising your hackles over this is just further demonstrating you're yet another sudaca who probably knows I'm telling the truth, but can't handle it because that'd require admitting your existence contributes to the problem.
Anonymous No.150050278 >>150050295
>>150050212
Anon the next part of the joke addresses that
Anonymous No.150050281
>>150050186
*adjust glasses*
A pity win is when a character is put up against another character who is far weaker in order to let a fanbase have a win.
The factors include:
>character A is far beyond character B
>character A may need scaling or composite in order to win
>character A may have a whiny fanbase that Death Battle doesn't want to deal with
>character A's verse is on a losing streak
Ryuko vs Shadow is a good example.
Anonymous No.150050290
>>150050177
>>150050221
I need them to do this. It will lead to one of the funniest meltdowns ever.
Anonymous No.150050295
>>150050278
Sorry I'm retarded and hate RWBY
Anonymous No.150050302
>>150050185
People who try to claim that Luffy's Nika powers puts him on the level of actual toons when he still almost lost to Kaido and Kizaru.
Anonymous No.150050321
>>150050185
Kratos is already the strongest character ever.
Anonymous No.150050324 >>150050435
>>150050238
>Yes
>IT having fun
>IT having fun
If you picture IT as a bored shitposter, it makes more sense
Anonymous No.150050327
>>150050185
Kyle being able to make a construction anywhere near the size of TTGL
Anonymous No.150050329
I’ve actually seen zillatards crying that they didn’t give the fat lizard crossover scaling, lmao.

>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME SOME MARVEL AND DC SCALING, THIS IS BASE BRUCE BANNER I’M UP AGAINST
Anonymous No.150050342 >>150050357
>>150050185
multiverses Kirby coming from this guy because a crazed cultist sperging out said he would "destroy everything" and that's no, no timeframe, no specification, just a generic line a fuck ton of characters have yet it's treated as multiversal
Anonymous No.150050357 >>150050371
>>150050342
prove to me that he couldn't destroy everything.
Anonymous No.150050359 >>150050368 >>150050388 >>150050447 >>150050539
I wonder why they decided that Ultima was the strongest iteration of the character and didn't wank the shit out of Godzilla in Hell
Anonymous No.150050368 >>150050393
>>150050359
>I wonder why they decided that Ultima was the strongest iteration of the character
Because it very obviously is?
Anonymous No.150050371 >>150050390 >>150050401
>>150050357
his death explosion didn't even destroy a galaxy
Anonymous No.150050374
>>150050185
Every Character ever
Anonymous No.150050378 >>150050452 >>150050511 >>150050529
Imagine Fate Achilles in Death Battle and they had to explain that he'll always be faster than his opponent gimmick.
Anonymous No.150050379
>>150050258
QRD?
Anonymous No.150050388
>>150050359
Because his wank is entirely based off a single twitter post and nothing else.
Anonymous No.150050390
>>150050371
>He couldn't destroy a galaxy when he was at his literal weakest state
ogey
Anonymous No.150050393
>>150050368
You can get GiH far higher than Ultima with the correct amount of wank
Anonymous No.150050400 >>150050423
>>150050185
Persona wank when these are characters that explicitly use real guns and struggle to get through walls and move in "real time" during 30 second countdowns

Pokemon wank when going supersonic is treated as an extreme anomaly and things like hefting boulders the size of cars is considered high end strength

Actually really just vidya wank in general is consistently awful no matter the fanbase, Kektos is arguably nowhere near the worst of it
Anonymous No.150050401
>>150050371
My noble FUARKING hero holding back even in his death throws;_;7
Anonymous No.150050422
>>150050186
It can vary on a character or franchise basis. Like it can be when a character is put up against another they obviously beat or have a blatant advantage against after a losing streak or a slight. For example, some might call Jinx VS Harley a pity win due to the complaining on how DC never loses to anything but Marvel or Renamon VS Lucario where Renamon had to literally be handicapped because Pokefags were seething over Red VS Tai.
Anonymous No.150050423 >>150050440
>>150050400
>Pokemon wank when going supersonic is treated as an extreme anomaly and things like hefting boulders the size of cars is considered high end strength
Speed and strength are not the same thing, retard. Of course it can be treated differently.
Anonymous No.150050435 >>150050471 >>150050639
>>150050324
>>150050265
"It" Is fucking made up. It has no bearing on any other version of Godzilla. SP itself doesn't even mention it. Fuck off with this garbage.
Anonymous No.150050440 >>150050459
>>150050423
What
Anonymous No.150050447 >>150050494 >>150050503 >>150050823
>>150050359
Because Ultima should have scaled to Marvel's cosmology but they just chose not to do thst for some reason. Godzilla has been in multiple Marvel's universes at this point. Marvel is part of Ultima's infinite dreams so the entire cosmology exists inside of Ultima's dream meaning Ultima should have had the ability to manipulate Hulk in the below. Ultima also has multiple other multiverses inside its infinite dreams Power Rangers, DC, every multiverse in SRW, etc. Godzilla should have shit stomped Hulk. Its whatever it was just silly to call this a composite fight and leave important shit out.
Anonymous No.150050451 >>150050469
Who can defeat Cancer?
Anonymous No.150050452 >>150050559
>>150050378
Wait is that a real thing? LMAO I'd love to see the mealt down from explaining that
Anonymous No.150050459 >>150050518
>>150050440
>why thing go fast not big deal but lift medium rock big deal
because they are different types of feats.
Anonymous No.150050468
>>150050201
Unfortunate trvke
Anonymous No.150050469
>>150050451
Haven't several comic geniuses figured out the cure but just NEVER give it out?
Anonymous No.150050471 >>150050520
>>150050435
IT is in the novel
Anonymous No.150050494 >>150050519 >>150050558
>>150050447
Crossover shit doesn't apply
inb4 616 Goji
Was conceived long before Ultima was a thing and hasn't been relevant in ages aside from finally getting re-release of his old issues
Anonymous No.150050501 >>150050582
>>150050267
>given it was written by me - someone who speaks English as their first language.
try again, read it out loud
>but until there's a continent-sized exorcism, they're still fucking stupid and dilute the conversation with retarded drivel and an inability to actually think in any abstract capacity.
guys, we need powerscaling lead by smart, evidence minded people who talk about exorcising the stupid out of Latin America
>Everyone in powerscaling debates used to call Suggs a retard,
Classic "I lose debates because im just too smart." Making a hugbox where you chose what arguments you hear won't make your way of thinking more respected, im stunned i have to explain that.
Anonymous No.150050503 >>150050745
>>150050447
>LEND ME CROSSOVERS TOHO, THIS IS A NUCLEAR PHYSICIST I’M UP AGAINST
Fucking pathetic that you are unironically arguing for non-canon crossover shit. If you can’t stand on your own and need to lean on others, you don’t deserve to stand at all.
Anonymous No.150050504
Shin Godzilla is the most powerful Godzilla. The moment Hulk punched it it would begin to evolve on the spot into some kind of counter, possibly some kind of Hulkzilla.
Anonymous No.150050505
>destroys your solar system
Anonymous No.150050506 >>150050540 >>150050563
Anonymous No.150050511 >>150050559 >>150050571
>>150050378
Wait would this mean he could blitz the flash?
Anonymous No.150050518
>>150050459
i'm talking about the people who think the average pokemon is multiversal and MFTL+ because of kekceus scaling
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.150050519 >>150050570
>>150050494
>Crossover shit doesn't apply
just because you say so? lmao
Anonymous No.150050520
>>150050471
It's not in the anime, it's like bringing in Star Wars EU stuff in a discussion about the movies
Anonymous No.150050529
>>150050378
>I'm sure to win because my speed is superior: the character
Anonymous No.150050539
>>150050359
Ultima is literally just kaiju Azathoth
Anonymous No.150050540
>>150050506
Funny thing is he actually does have one of those.
Anonymous No.150050541 >>150050611 >>150051456
She-HulkCHADS...
Anonymous No.150050542
>it’s like being in canon to discuss canon
Anonymous No.150050557
>>150049484
>>150049506
>>150049678
Only thing pity related during the episode is how bad the Bruce Banner model was. Only gripe is they were sitting on this since May, and since then, both Godzilla and Hulk had some major events happen in their lore. So I guess it's like, 'slightly' out of date? As someone who's been a Godzilla fan for almost 35 years now, the scientist will always figure out a way to beat Godzilla. They even acknowledged that if Bruce didn't tag in, the fight would be an endless loop.
Anonymous No.150050558 >>150050578 >>150050588 >>150050664
>>150050494
Then calling it a composite fight is stupid. Crossover shit should have applied. Godzilla is known for his crossovers into other properties. It was all just bullshit to give Hulk a wincon. Again its whatever. Atleast Hulk didnt go 0-3 and that one dude can finally kill himself.
Anonymous No.150050559 >>150050592
>>150050452
>>150050511
https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Dromeus_Kom%C4%93t%C4%93s
Anonymous No.150050563
>>150050506
Anonymous No.150050566
>>150050267
Wouldn't that mean that powerscaling jobbed to spics?
Anonymous No.150050570 >>150050622 >>150050624
>>150050519
Do you WANT multiverse level Scopedogs?
Anonymous No.150050571 >>150050592
>>150050511
Not really blitz because it's that he's always at least a step faster so anyone he increases in speed to surpass could still react to him
Anonymous No.150050575
Did someone say scaling?
Anonymous No.150050578
>>150050558
hulk did go 0 - 3, banner got the win.
Anonymous No.150050579 >>150050599 >>150050605 >>150050612 >>150050616 >>150050667 >>150050679
Are Bruce and Hulk really just considered the same person despite massively different personalities, brain function, and emotional maturity? This is comic split personality bullshit, not real world kind.
Anonymous No.150050582
>>150050501
>try again, read it out loud
I imagine it sounds incorrect to you because of your thick Spanish accent hombre, but I regret to inform you it's fine. Unless you think a minor spelling mistake suddenly invalidates the conversation.
>guys, we need powerscaling lead by smart, evidence minded people who talk about exorcising the stupid out of Latin America
>Classic "I lose debates because im just too smart." Making a hugbox where you chose what arguments you hear won't make your way of thinking more respected, im stunned i have to explain that.
I like that you are so tensed up by "muh heckin bigotry" you not only went to bat for fucking Suggs but also assumed metaphor was literal. Congratulations at further proving your ilk is physically incapable of coherent discussion without spamming emojis and struggling to read basic text.
Anonymous No.150050588
>>150050558
>Composite fight
Composites happen when there's no primary definitive "canon"
Hulk was solely 616
Anonymous No.150050591
>>150050185
the worst is any series that had its own version of a lovecraft monster since people would assume fighting a tentacle monster scales you to hastur
Anonymous No.150050592
>>150050559
Jesus Christ wtf are fate writers on
>>150050571
Ah got it. Still that's insane
Anonymous No.150050599
>>150050579
if godzilla ultima isn't godzilla, then bruce banner isn't hulk
Anonymous No.150050605
>>150050579
Comic split personality bullshit means they can be as separate as they want and still, despite that, be the same person.
Anonymous No.150050609 >>150050647 >>150050731 >>150050967 >>150051971 >>150052052
Is there any reason to assume Maka doesn't fodderize Ruby?
Anonymous No.150050611
>>150050541
Anonymous No.150050612
>>150050579
Yes and no
Anonymous No.150050616
>>150050579
They are very clearly not the same person, but DB gonna DB to give Hulk his pitywin
Anonymous No.150050621
what's up bitches
Anonymous No.150050622 >>150050685
>>150050570
Nta but I do. Purely because it would be funny
Anonymous No.150050624
>>150050570
Who’d Chirico fight? M.D. Geist?
Anonymous No.150050635 >>150051554 >>150051581
Rereading the last thread, I’m just curious if anyone could actually find a fun matchup for Asura since he got screwed over by having such a boring fight against SOItos. I don’t care if he loses but the fight should be fun and dynamic.
Wank aside, if it was Greektos we could’ve gotten some interesting interactions like them clashing fists with Mantra Asura vs the Nemean Cestus, Asura breaking through time slow from Kratos’s Amulet of Ouroboros, Kratos reflecting Asura’s ranged attacks via Golden Fleece, a soul tug of war with the Claw of Hades, Asura breaking out of stone from Medusa’s Gaze, ect. Sadly, the fight lacked any actual flow or cool moments since they just had Kratos spam Draupnir spears most of the fight. Throwing an amazingly adaptable fighter like Asura against a standing brick wall was such a waste, especially with like 6 minutes of animation.
Anonymous No.150050639
>>150050435
IT is literally in the prologue in the novelization
Anonymous No.150050640
>Wait, this guy's about to kill me!
>CROSSOVER SCALING! I NEED YOU CROSSOVER SCALING!
Anonymous No.150050647
>>150050609
She does as long as Ruby gets no crossover scaling.
Anonymous No.150050664 >>150050698
>>150050558
Cool, then Hulk would also get crossover shit which would include DC, Fortnite, Transformers, Capcom, and other shit. So the result literally wouldn’t change at fucking all.
Anonymous No.150050667
>>150050579
They share a same soul IIRC
Anonymous No.150050670
pity win banner lol
Anonymous No.150050671
>>150049759
>Doomsday's evolutions scale higher than Hulk's.
That isn’t entirely true. If it were, Doomsday would be capable of adapting from Crisis-level events that annihilated DC’s verse multiple times over but he never did, implying that he never survived them.

Also, he got one-shotted by Imperiex so he’s definitely got a limit, just a ludicrously high one at that.
Anonymous No.150050679
>>150050579
They are in fact the same person. There was a short stint during World War Hulk where they tried to distinguish the two, but ultimately the same conclusion is made: The Hulk in its various forms is just how Banner copes with the world. Savage is closer to basically just age regression mixed with power fantasy than anything. Immortal Hulk is the most detailed on this, with the majority of the plot being Bruce making amends with the various disjointed aspects of his personality.
Anonymous No.150050683 >>150050709 >>150050818
NO KRATOS DON'T FIGHT ULTIM-
Anonymous No.150050685 >>150050708
>>150050622
>IT'S OVER SCOPEDOG!
>*Ineffectual attack*
>No SRW scaling?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqAmzPj9bLE
Anonymous No.150050686 >>150050706 >>150050726 >>150050734
To be quite honest, if they counted crossover feats, wouldn't Hulk and Godzilla be like, even more evenly matched?
>Both crossed over in DC
>Both are in Fortnite (I think?)
>Chun Li's in Fortnite, meaning Godzilla gets Capcom Street Fighter scaling, just like Hulk.
Anonymous No.150050698 >>150050741
>>150050664
Godzilla ALSO gets those crossovers, though? Wouldn't it be the same scaling?
Anonymous No.150050706
>>150050686
Depends entirely on how strong you think SRW characters are.
Anonymous No.150050708
>>150050685
Chirico is... strong.
Anonymous No.150050709 >>150050722 >>150050759
>>150050683
KINGtos destroyed GAYzilla's lungs and won. He's too strong.
Anonymous No.150050718 >>150050749 >>150050815 >>150051033
>>150050186
Definitely on a case-by-case basis, but a good example would be Red Ranger vs Leonardo

Death Battle has not been very kind to Power Rangers
Anonymous No.150050722 >>150050744 >>150050759
>>150050709
Damn, he stinks THAT bad?
Anonymous No.150050724 >>150050742
If scaled up to the same size, Final Wars Godzilla would body Ultima. Ultima can't even run. Why didn't HE fight Hulk.
Anonymous No.150050726
>>150050686
At least Marvel godzilla (the original run) should count
Anonymous No.150050731 >>150050751 >>150050869 >>150051251
>>150050609
>DC scaling
>BalzBlue scaling
>Silver eyes wank so it affects Black blood
>Obscure game only feat that shits in all her on-screen feats because the game is canon
>Cinder scaling
>Muh tactician genius Ruby that wasn't really a thing despite how much they tried to shill it just to give up and give it to Oscar
>Yang scaling in unarmed combat
>Muh universal molecule manipulation
>FTL wank because she probably reacted to laser or something
There's a lot bro
Anonymous No.150050734
>>150050686
I mean yeah. The episode/analysis had them as dead evenly matched but the only one who could properly end the fight was Banner.
Hell even if they fight in the official crossover and Hulk loses he probably won't actually die which isn't enough of a win per DB. And it looks like Goji is going to lose thanks to Fantastic/Black Panther soience.
Anonymous No.150050741
>>150050698
It wouldn’t change anything is the point, bucko.
Anonymous No.150050742 >>150051078
>>150050724
A lot of the other incarnations of Godzilla would body the big 'UH OH' threat Godzilla's like Shin, Minus One and Ultima.
Anonymous No.150050744 >>150050759
>>150050722
Yeah, GAYzilla smells awful from all the kaiju cum he swallows. KINGtos put him out of his misery.
Anonymous No.150050745 >>150050778
>>150050503
>Hulk and not Banner
FAILED image
Anonymous No.150050749 >>150050776 >>150050784 >>150050815 >>150050822 >>150050854
>>150050718
Power Rangers getting bodied in both of their mecha fights is painful, surely these guys have at least ONE giant robot they can fight and win against right?
Anonymous No.150050751
>>150050731
>how much they tried to shill it just to give up and give it to Jaune
My bad
Anonymous No.150050759 >>150050793
>>150050744
>>150050722
>>150050709
why you rth?
Anonymous No.150050761 >>150050963
>>150050002
Hulk had to kill the avatar several times, otherwise Banner wouldn't have time to build the gauntlet
Anonymous No.150050776 >>150050794 >>150050808 >>150050815
>>150050749
>both
>he doesn't remember Thunderzord vs Epyon
Anonymous No.150050778
>>150050745
Kek I’ll make one with Banner and Ultima instead.
Anonymous No.150050784
>>150050749
I mean, if Death Battle weren't fucking cowards and used Super Sentai feats, then Megazord/Daijyujin is literally God himself and has fought BIG Satan/Lokar.
Anonymous No.150050786 >>150050807 >>150050837
Who is the smartest character in fiction who'd lose to Ultima?
Anonymous No.150050790
>>150049422 (OP)
Herkekles has never won a fight
Anonymous No.150050793
>>150050759
>less than a minute apart
Anonymous No.150050794
>>150050776
Tigerzord, I mean.
Anonymous No.150050807
>>150050786
Probably Lex Luthor. His ego would fuck it over for him.
Anonymous No.150050808 >>150050829
>>150050776
>Power Rangers went 3-0 in all of their mecha fights
That's even worse, Jason vs Leonardo was a legit pity win.
Anonymous No.150050815 >>150051155
>>150050749
>>150050776
In retrospect, the Tigerzord probably should've won even back then
Definitely now though given what the comics have given what the Zords should scale to

>>150050718
I'd argue the meta themes make up for it
TMNT vs MMPR was considered even back in Season 1
Anonymous No.150050816 >>150050867 >>150050983
KING OF STATEMENTS
KING OF CHAIN SCALING
KING OF LITERALLY ZERO FEATS
YOUR TIME IS UP, ASH!
Anonymous No.150050818
>>150050683
It’s hurts just looking at how small Asura the Destructor is. Kratos shouldn’t even register as a speck of dust against him. Why even bother with that form if you can’t even get a fraction of it correct?
Anonymous No.150050822 >>150050830
>>150050749
How high does Toei Spider-Man’s robot scale?
Anonymous No.150050823 >>150051022
>>150050447
Anon, Marvel’s cosmology is it’s own thing and is all kinds of complicated, esoteric, and transfinite. Giving IT Marvel cosmology scaling drastically complicates everything because of Ultima’s nature and Marvel’s complex cosmology.

Even if you gave him scaling for his crossovers with Marvel and DC, it wouldn’t have made a difference since the Below Place exists outside of Marvel’s cosmology.
Anonymous No.150050829
>>150050808
Again, MMPR vs TMNT was long overdue
You can make the case the timing of it all but it wasn't a complete one sided fight in Jason's favor
Anonymous No.150050830
>>150050822
According to Marvel? Not very high. Jobbed the first time it's appeared since the 70s.
Anonymous No.150050837
>>150050786
Rick Sanchez.
Anonymous No.150050854
>>150050749
Pacific Rim at bare minimum
I've seen some Combiners vs Megazord fights argue in the latter's favor
Anonymous No.150050856 >>150050877
>>150050035
>Doesn't read Hulk comics
>Thinks she can opine on Hulk things like if Hulk and Bruce are or aren't the same person
kek
Anonymous No.150050867 >>150051014
>>150050816
hey that wasn't very nice for yugi to say all that mean stuff about ash even if it is true
Anonymous No.150050869 >>150051971
>>150050731
Crossover scaling is never happening.
Silver eyes wank might happen.
Obscure game feats outside of crossover shit never really go that beyond the series' normal constraints which is around building level.
Cinder isn't any stronger than Ozpin or Salem who both peak at destroying a castle if I recall which Maka should still outscale by the end of the series.
Being a tactical genius doesn't work if you can't damage your opponent.
Yang isn't that much stronger than the rest of the team relative to Maka.
Does Ruby's semblance work in directly dealing damage?
Doesn't Soul Eater have some FTL nonsense to drag out too?
Anonymous No.150050877 >>150050900 >>150050909 >>150050910 >>150051011
>>150050856
Why would anyone read comics about a character who is a giant 'I win' button and faces zero adversity from anyone or anything beyond angst soap opera?
Anonymous No.150050888
>YO, HULK, BANNER, I'M GOOGLING BOOBS WITH SAFE SEARCH OFF-
>Holy moly.
Anonymous No.150050897 >>150050936 >>150050941 >>150050982
>Godzilla fan complaining about another character being a giant 'I win' button
Anonymous No.150050900
>>150050877
>Why would I read the source material of the things I debate about endlessly?
Behold, powerscaling in a nutshell.
Anonymous No.150050908
>>150049484
>Hulk gets killed ten times over so Banner can make the "I win hand"
Pretty pity win.
Marvel made the better crossover
Anonymous No.150050909
>>150050877
Gothtransfem....
Anonymous No.150050910
>>150050877
What are your thoughts on Superman?
Anonymous No.150050925 >>150050940
I unironically enjoy talking to you guys sometimes
Yesterday was fun
Anonymous No.150050926
See, people think Godzilla has an 'I win' button, he really doesn't. He's taken losses before. Hell, issue five of Destroys the Marvel Universe is hinted that he's gonna be stopped by Vibranium and Reed Richards tech hacks.
Anonymous No.150050933 >>150050991 >>150051021 >>150051040
>>150049422 (OP)
Ruby Maka Bingo
Guess the lines.
Anonymous No.150050936
>>150050897
The irony is pretty funny.
Anonymous No.150050937
I don't understand people who complain about Hulk never losing while championing Godzilla, the king of never taking losses, even in his own Death Battle where he "died" it's only a temporary defeat since Hulk can't kill Ultima's true form.
Anonymous No.150050940
>>150050925
Yeah it was honestly very chill but seems like things are gettign heated up here which is unfortunate
Anonymous No.150050941
>>150050897
Godzilla usually puts up an entertaining fight, the general formula is he dominates, then gets beaten then makes a comeback at the end usually because of some miracle. Hulk doesn't bother and bulldozes everything, there's not even pretense of him being in any danger.
Anonymous No.150050953 >>150050988 >>150050992 >>150051368 >>150051396
Instead of Death Battle it should be a Dance Battle.
Anonymous No.150050957
Hulk won the "don't go 0 - 3" competition
GoKEK on the other hand...
Anonymous No.150050963 >>150051013
>>150050761
He didn't though. Hulk kept getting btfo by the Ultima Avatar. They had to lay low (presumably after a fair amount of green door returns) for Banner to get Hulk to let him take the wheel and do his thing since Hulk's strategy clearly wasn't working
Anonymous No.150050967 >>150050976
>>150050609
She's so fucking pretty...
Anonymous No.150050976
>>150050967
Crona...
Anonymous No.150050982
>>150050897
It's all they have left.
Anonymous No.150050983
>>150050816
>Don't mess with the guy who shares a name with the game!
Anonymous No.150050988
>>150050953
Which Death Battles would have changed outcomes had they been Dance Battles?
Anonymous No.150050991
>>150050933
Diagonal from a 1 to e 5
Anonymous No.150050992
>>150050953
Godzilla wins that I'm afraid, in fact he'd win so hard he wouldn't even enjoy it
Anonymous No.150051011
>>150050877
How do you think you would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?
Anonymous No.150051013 >>150051057 >>150051107
>>150050963
It was Hulk's strength that managed to land the blow to reach IT
Anonymous No.150051014 >>150051064
>>150050867
>Can't prove me wrong so he just says no u
Post one Yugi feat. It doesn't need to be impressive.
Anonymous No.150051021
>>150050933
Should add the Friendship Punch from the anime being the KO move
Anonymous No.150051022
>>150050823
>since the Below Place exists outside of Marvel’s cosmology.
Laughable.
Anonymous No.150051033 >>150051097 >>150051156
>>150050718
Honestly, I was always holding out for hope for Power Rangers getting a victory, but after they went 0 - 3 and it only ended when they had Red Ranger put up against a fucking Wall-level turtle, I was just apathetic to the entire idea of Power Rangers ever getting any respect from Death Battle.

Even if they ever bring them back and have them win in future matches, it wouldn’t matter anyway. They put them in too many matches and its the first and only franchise to have their characters lose 3 seperate times consecutively. You just don’t recover from bullshit like that.
Anonymous No.150051040
>>150050933
>Smile scaling
I'm guessing you mean SMITE scaling?
Anonymous No.150051044
>>150049759
Not if you take Starship Hulk's Level 10 seriously.
Anonymous No.150051057
>>150051013
Hulk delivered it but without the device, he'd have continued to get btfo
Anonymous No.150051064 >>150051101
>>150051014
Uh...sure?
Anonymous No.150051076 >>150051108
Give this thing a matchup.
Anonymous No.150051078 >>150051193
>>150050742
>Shin
>Minus One
>Big threats
Anonymous No.150051080 >>150051113 >>150051120 >>150051171
Why do people even bring up crossover scaling here when they never use it?
Anonymous No.150051082
>Maka
>Cute and loyal flattie
>Ruby
>Ugly whore
Anonymous No.150051091
Is this the funniest season of death battle yet? So many episodes/matchups feel like pure shitpost factories.
Anonymous No.150051095 >>150051139
Post Ruby having sex with anyone.
Anonymous No.150051096
>>150050002
Banner is Hulk.
Hulk is Banner.
Anonymous No.150051097 >>150051118 >>150051126 >>150051143 >>150051179
>>150051033
Damn, are there any characters or franchises on Death Battle that went 0 for 3?
Anonymous No.150051101
>>150051064
He really tanked that hologram!
Anonymous No.150051107
>>150051013
The point was that Hulk's strategy of just trying to punch Ultima was never working. That's probably how the events went like it was implied earlier in the fight with Hulk telling Banner to fuck off. Hulk tried SMASHing Ultima for awhile only to get continuously killed without making any progress. This made Hulk more willing to listen to Banner and try his strategy that would actually end up working (SMASHing with the science mcguffin that actually does the job)
Anonymous No.150051108
>>150051076
Suppaman
Anonymous No.150051113
>>150051080
Because RWBY bias
>B-but Weiss lost
She's a jobber even in the series
Anonymous No.150051118
>>150051097
Goku.
Anonymous No.150051120 >>150051145
>>150051080
They might make an exception JUST for Ruby since it'd look bad if they dedicate an episode to Monty Oum where his MC gets completely curbstomped.
Anonymous No.150051123 >>150051131 >>150051220
>>150050006
what drives someone to type all this shit
Anonymous No.150051124
>>150050130
Make you realize how bad writing is when it's ignored.
Like Naruto's War Arc. Naruto went from being a literal gnat with KCM2 to Base Madara, then here comes SPSM Base Naruto beating up Six Paths Madara harder than Eighth Gate Guy just because he touched an old man's hand.
Anonymous No.150051126
>>150051097
Goku, and Charizard might join the ozone club soon.
Anonymous No.150051131
>>150051123
Salt, even if it was an undeserved loss
Anonymous No.150051132
>>150049422 (OP)

fuck
ill fix that
Anonymous No.150051135
>>150050130
Their linguistic tics make them easy to ignore when they breach containment.
Anonymous No.150051139 >>150051225 >>150051262
>>150051095
Anonymous No.150051143 >>150051185
>>150051097
Charizard technically might if he shows up in Ash VS Yugi.
Anonymous No.150051145 >>150051163 >>150051164 >>150051302
>>150051120
It would look pretty bad if they broke their own rule to give their guy a win
Anonymous No.150051155 >>150051182
>>150050815
>TMNT vs MMPR was considered even back in Season 1
To do that after a consecutive losing streak just reeks of self-awareness and apologism. Breaking the losing streak WITHOUT the huge mechas is the prime example of a pity win.
Anonymous No.150051156
>>150051033
>wall-level
Rise is definitely above wall
Anonymous No.150051160 >>150051162 >>150051178 >>150051191 >>150051200
Who’s the sexiest character to appear on Death Battle? I need to wank right now and need some material.
Anonymous No.150051162 >>150051188
>>150051160
Esdeath
Anonymous No.150051163
>>150051145
It's a lose lose situation either way, and I think they're more inclined to side with someone they knew and have fond feelings towards.
Anonymous No.150051164 >>150051195
>>150051145
Bro? Yang vs Tifa
Anonymous No.150051171
>>150051080
People think Ruby might get special treatment due to the Monty Oum bit. Everyone knows she gets thrashed from what we have of her story so far and the only way she can win is through stuff like Cross Tag
Anonymous No.150051173 >>150051199 >>150051217
Post Yugi tanking a small explosion. This shouldn't be hard for a guy who has monsters that have 'Beyond Infinity' strength.
Anonymous No.150051178
>>150051160
Zangief
Anonymous No.150051179
>>150051097
Batman lost 3 times but won against Captain America
Anonymous No.150051182
>>150051155
One of the Researchers commented that they just wanted to cover what a Ranger can do on-foot for once
Anonymous No.150051185 >>150051196 >>150051232
>>150051143
He shouldn't, Infernape is Ash's best Fire Type.
Anonymous No.150051188
>>150051162
Her sprite looks retarded though
Anonymous No.150051191
>>150051160
KINGtos
Anonymous No.150051193 >>150051219 >>150051253 >>150051280
>>150051078
>Minus One can regenerate faster than most other Godzillas.
>Every chunk of him at the end of the film was forming into their own creature
>his atomic breath can actually cause nuclear bomb like explosions, complete with the shock waves
>the clouds that absorbed the radiation rained black rain down, people who drank it are at risk of becoming godzilla people
>even being NEAR the explosion caused MC's 'not wife' to start developing godzilla like veins on her neck
Yeah I think Minus One is a very big threat.
Anonymous No.150051195
>>150051164
Yeah that looked bad and everyone knows it
Anonymous No.150051196
>>150051185
Probably but I can't see them not take part in Zard shilling
Anonymous No.150051199 >>150051206
>>150051173
Post Ash not dying to a Chandelier.
Anonymous No.150051200
>>150051160
Maka
Anonymous No.150051204
Anybody got webms of hulk vs zilla?
Anonymous No.150051206 >>150051321
>>150051199
Dude, anyone would die if that big fucking thing fell on them. Yugi included.
Anonymous No.150051217
>>150051173
Hey, this shit is what almost killed a bunch of kids in real life, right? Does that count as 4D damage?
Anonymous No.150051219
>>150051193
Could you imagine if your wife became Godzilla?
Anonymous No.150051220
>>150051123
You'd be surprised by how many of these are actually written by people from here, most of the time they're copypastas lifted from other boards.
Anonymous No.150051221 >>150051243
who the fuck cares about rwby
Anonymous No.150051225
>>150051139
YABBA DABBA DOO!
Anonymous No.150051229 >>150051240 >>150051241 >>150051254 >>150051259
Every last Cucky Simon post?
Every last KEKyle post?
Every last Kratos post?
All me.
Anonymous No.150051232 >>150051250 >>150051268 >>150051274
>>150051185
>JOBfernape
>Muh poor abuse backstory
>Le ebin Super Saiyin mode
>KO'd ""three"" of Paul's Pokemon (they were all already injured)
>Fire/Fighting Meme
>Got too high on its own farts and tried to fight Moltres only to get smacked down like a bitch
>CHADrizard
>Ash's first ace
>Arc was one of earning trust and respect
>Demolished Gary's Blastoise, who it was weak to
>Fought Entei to a standstill
>DEFEATED Articuno
>Fire/Flying shits all over Infernape's Fire/Fighting
>ALSO has access to Blaze
Anonymous No.150051240
>>150051229
What about the Hulk fucking Goku posts?
Anonymous No.150051241
>>150051229
MENTALLY-UNWELLku...
Anonymous No.150051243 >>150051277
>>150051221
Not even the porn is good, fucking Tumblr ruined Raven porn by making her bi, ugly and scarred
Anonymous No.150051250 >>150051266
>>150051232
>sneaky pebbles
Anonymous No.150051251 >>150051270
>>150050731
they are NOT using the JL crossover. everyone agrees that shit is not canon.
Anonymous No.150051253 >>150051307
>>150051193
Most of this is from contamination, though
Anonymous No.150051254
>>150051229
PAJEETku...
Anonymous No.150051259 >>150051278
>>150051229
we know, buddy.
Anonymous No.150051262
>>150051139
Anonymous No.150051266 >>150051358
>>150051250
>...Will be TANKED by Charizard since its on par with legendaries
Anonymous No.150051268 >>150051282
>>150051232
>>muh poor abuse backstory
Doesn't that also apply to Charizard? But I don't have a horse in this race
Anonymous No.150051270
>>150051251
>everyone
Who? Don't get me wrong, I would rather die than side with RWBY
Anonymous No.150051274 >>150051303 >>150051306
>>150051232
this is how you can tell you're not an actual pokemon fan if you unironically like SHITrizard
Anonymous No.150051277
>>150051243
how long will we have to wait for the actual next battle then
Anonymous No.150051278
>>150051259
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Anonymous No.150051280 >>150051338
>>150051193
Hulk is literally capable of the same thing lol
Anonymous No.150051282
>>150051268
But that's all Shitfernape has
Abuse and angey issues
Charizard had a much better character arc
Anonymous No.150051297
How long until a cuck copypasta with ruby encouraging weiss to have makas baby?
Anonymous No.150051302
>>150051145
They are not going to do that, Weiss lost and Ruby will lose, just because they're retarded doesn't mean they're pushing some sort of RWBY agenda.
Anonymous No.150051303 >>150051316 >>150051336
>>150051274
Post Infernape defeating a legendary
Anonymous No.150051306 >>150051367
>>150051274
>this is how you can tell you're a DSbort if you hate GODizard
Zoomlets raised on gen 4 and 5 (objectively WORST gens) can't stand how KantoKINO is more popular despite how much shilling FAILape and PUKEcario get.
Anonymous No.150051307
>>150051253
His cells alone can contaminate clouds, water, and the human body just by exposure. That's threat worthy if you ask me.
Anonymous No.150051316
>>150051303
F-F-F-F-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Anonymous No.150051321 >>150051334
>>150051206
Yugi would use his brain and stand right in the center hole and go through it unlike DUMBASH
Anonymous No.150051334
>>150051321
I...don't think there was a hole in the middle? It looked like one made up of like, hundreds of glass crystals?
Anonymous No.150051336 >>150051390
>>150051303
Sceptile GODS... we are in there.
Anonymous No.150051338
>>150051280
God this run was fucking terrible. It was just a highlight reel of Hulk's most retarded modern plotlines (including a genuine, sincere fucking revamp of Kluh) and completely undid the progression Hulk had gone through in the past 15 years.
Anonymous No.150051340 >>150051360 >>150051361 >>150051371 >>150051393 >>150051408 >>150051429 >>150051433 >>150051516
ENOUGH!
Let us discuss what REALLY matters
Which Japanese characters Bruce should fuck after saving it from Godzilla
Anonymous No.150051342 >>150051424 >>150051793
OH NO NO NO NO YUGIBROS WHAT IS THIS?
https://youtu.be/5EAJYOk9bLY
Anonymous No.150051358
>>150051266
nah. sneaky pebbles lol
Anonymous No.150051360
>>150051340
Mei Kamino obviously
Anonymous No.150051361
>>150051340
Hitomi Tanaka
Anonymous No.150051367 >>150051514
>>150051306
Gen 4 has Kanto in it, it's literally just unovabortions.
Anonymous No.150051368
>>150050953
>characters who’ve been in rhythm game or rhythm mini game get huge boosts
Anonymous No.150051371
>>150051340
Mei Kamino is obviously first in line
She'll be incredibly turned on as he talks about how he SOLVED Ultima and might just cum from him explaining the equation alone
Anonymous No.150051390 >>150051427 >>150051544
>>150051336
Based Sceptile
Ash's final dream team should've been Pikachu, Charizard, Sceptile, Greninja, Snorlax, and Krookodile
Anonymous No.150051393
>>150051340
Midoriya Izuku
Anonymous No.150051396
>>150050953
Anonymous No.150051401
>Kantoboomers still seething at UnovaGODS.
L
Anonymous No.150051408
>>150051340
Does Hinata count? She's practically a Japanese princess despite Japan not existing
Anonymous No.150051424 >>150051431 >>150051444 >>150051445 >>150051450 >>150051461 >>150051506
>>150051342
You do not want to play this game
Anonymous No.150051425 >>150051472
I really do think Hulk would win if he fought Broly and Doomsday again.
Anonymous No.150051427 >>150051453
>>150051390
Infernape has a better W/L than Zard, possibly even discounting Charizard being an ungrateful bitch.
Anonymous No.150051429
>>150051340
He should fuck his cousin again, it’s the American way
Anonymous No.150051431 >>150051467
>>150051424
Zaaaamn who’s that hottie?
Anonymous No.150051433
>>150051340
Asura counts right?
Anonymous No.150051439
Anonymous No.150051444 >>150051467
>>150051424
Brock is so lucky....
Anonymous No.150051445 >>150051467
>>150051424
Built for me
Anonymous No.150051450 >>150051467
>>150051424
CANOOOOOOOOOOON
Anonymous No.150051453 >>150051509
>>150051427
Zard actually took down a legendary
Infernape got oneshot by Moltress and had to be saved by Gary
Anonymous No.150051456
>>150050541
I despise that this is getting turned into a genuine power. Would this not just be toon force?
Anonymous No.150051461 >>150051467
>>150051424
ASURAZAAAAMMNNNNN
Anonymous No.150051467 >>150051484 >>150051487 >>150051489 >>150051504 >>150052155
>>150051431
>>150051444
>>150051445
>>150051450
>>150051461
Favorite Death Battle?
Anonymous No.150051472
>>150051425
Duh
Anonymous No.150051484
>>150051467
Simon vs. Kyle, of course!
Anonymous No.150051487
>>150051467
Superman vs Goku of course
Anonymous No.150051489
>>150051467
Hulk vs Broly
Anonymous No.150051504
>>150051467
KINGtos vs CHADsura
Anonymous No.150051506
>>150051424
GohDAMN
Anonymous No.150051509 >>150051527
>>150051453
>took down a legendary
It was fucking Articuno. It's a non-feat.
Anonymous No.150051514 >>150051651
>>150051367
You know Borts have recently started seething at Johto? They're trying to push the narrative that gen 2 has the worst Pokedex so that Un*va no longer unanimously holds that title. Pretty embarrassing.
Anonymous No.150051516
>>150051340
Yor Briar.
Anonymous No.150051517 >>150051522
I NEED MORE FUTA PORN NOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Anonymous No.150051519 >>150051532 >>150051542 >>150051548 >>150051575 >>150052628
>HNGH YESSS MAKA YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 17YO GIRLCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO WILD TOMFOOLER E. YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM MAKA I CAN FEEL YOUR BLACK BLOOD FUTACOCK BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.

>MAKA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY CLITTY WITH A SOUL CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN YANG AND BLAKE DO?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK

>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE GF WEISS FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH BLACK BLOOD TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/Rwby_futa_porn AND r/lesbianfutacuckquean THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! MAKA THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU FLATTIE!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I THOUGHT A SOUND BVLL DWELLS WITHIN A TIER 2-C BODY! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT MADNESS POZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER CRONA AND SOUL GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/Tier8AsTakingUniversalBEASTS SO JAUNE COULD SEE IT!! I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THE BEES' KNEES I WANTED TO BE THE KEKED GIRL WITH KEKY KNEES!

>MAKA YOU STUPID FUCKING TRANNY BEAST BOOBS-SMALLER-THAN-BLAIR SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY SUB-WALL BUSTING STRENGTH!!!! COME HERE!!!!! RED LIKE ROSES FILLS MY EYES WITH KEKY RAGE!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH MY SCYTHE AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU BITCH!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING A CUP!!!

>AS FOR ME, I'LL DO WHAT I DO BEST: YABBA, DABBA DOOOOOOOOO!!!
Anonymous No.150051522
>>150051517
gokubro...
Anonymous No.150051527 >>150051835
>>150051509
It's still a legendary, and it held its own against Entei for a while
Infernape got instantly destroyed by Moltres
Anonymous No.150051532
>>150051519
kek Ruby said this
Anonymous No.150051534
>Banner needed /m/ to defeat a kaiju
Pretty funny
Anonymous No.150051539 >>150051553 >>150051557 >>150051559 >>150051562 >>150051570 >>150051572 >>150051591 >>150051607 >>150051660 >>150051667 >>150051678 >>150051706 >>150051827 >>150051920 >>150051940 >>150052174 >>150052197
>favorite character
>country of origin
NOW!!!
Anonymous No.150051542
>>150051519
Is r/lesbianfutacuckquean and actual subreddit?
Anonymous No.150051544 >>150051582 >>150051687 >>150051713
>>150051390
Ash plus this team vs. Tai & Agumon with all forms he can reach by himself, send it.
Anonymous No.150051548 >>150051783
>>150051519
Ruby is not fond of homosexuals
Anonymous No.150051553
>>150051539
Godzilla
USA
Anonymous No.150051554
>>150050635
Unironically Z + Xeno Broly.
It gives an opportunity to relish in the evil Broly, Asura a villain to go against, a dark mirror, and a chance to actually dive into the more bizarre Heroes stuff.
And best of all, just like God Fusion Goku, Asura would defeat Broly with the audience's help (QTEs).
Anonymous No.150051557
>>150051539
Broly
Congo
Anonymous No.150051559
>>150051539
Superman
South Africa
Anonymous No.150051562
>>150051539
India
Asura
Anonymous No.150051570
>>150051539
Hulk
Croatia
Anonymous No.150051572
>>150051539
KRATOS
Mexico
Anonymous No.150051573 >>150051595 >>150051608 >>150051863
>"Banner wins!"
What a cop out. You have a character whos feats are so fucking obscure and nonsense, with marvel fans for the past weeks punching air over each and every one. They only thought to pull this bullshit because even they knew hulk winning against ultima would make absolutely no sense.
>"then the hulk suddenly started to listen to banner"
Lore contradictions aside (plus its implications), theyre talking about the same dude who exists as a plot device to further showcase pym and starks intelligence. This DB was just a mess, the hulk deserved a better matchup man. Goji too.
Anonymous No.150051575
>>150051519
Hot. Post more now! I'M PUMPING AND GOONING!
Anonymous No.150051581
>>150050635
Z Broly or Beerus (Beerus being the most thematic character wise due to how much they'd despise each other though I guess its applicable to a lesser degree for Z Broly given what an asshat he was too).

Atrocitus I think is another that gets tossed around.
Anonymous No.150051582 >>150051617 >>150051643 >>150051645 >>150051687
>>150051544
Is Wargreymon on par with Legendaries? I've not watched Digimon in a long time
If that's the case then Ash just whittles Agumon/Wargreymon down until Sceptile, Pikachu, or Ash-Greninja can finish it off
Anonymous No.150051591
>>150051539
KINGdia
GODsura
Anonymous No.150051595
>>150051573
OH NO
HE DIDN'T GO 3-0
Anonymous No.150051607
>>150051539
Simon, India
Anonymous No.150051608
>>150051573
I think people are just kind of handwaving it given how fitting it is and probably how an encounter with Ultima would actually go between them (ie Ultima being the antagonist). Godzilla pretty consistently gets his rampages stopped by the power of sciencefags
Anonymous No.150051615
>ohnoschizo lied, again
Anonymous No.150051617 >>150051687
>>150051582
If you listen to Digiscalers, then Wargreymon is at least planetary.
Anonymous No.150051643
>>150051582
Pokemon Legendaries are hilariously weak compared to most Digimon and Ash can barely match low tier legends
Anonymous No.150051645
>>150051582
Digimon are bullshit especially if you get into the 'scaling' nonsense with other Digimon Wargreymon interacted with. All they'd have to do is 'scale' him to peak lorewank Zeed and he solos the Pokemon cosmology
Anonymous No.150051651 >>150051671 >>150051716
>>150051514
It was only natural because those games have practically opposite design philosophies. Johto games are designed to be slow, long term playthroughs while Unova games are designed to be rushed through for the most part. The fact that they're both the most commonly brought up games when someone asks what the best Pokémon game is also doesn't help.
Anonymous No.150051660 >>150051675
>>150051539
I'm Peruvian, I think my favorite character should be obvious just from that.
Anonymous No.150051667
>>150051539
Indians always root for our great god Asura! Alt ending is canon btw!
Anonymous No.150051671 >>150051711
>>150051651
People bring unova for best games? I thought it was always Johto vs Hoenn vs Sinnoh
Anonymous No.150051675
>>150051660
Nothing wrong with that, Kylebro.
Anonymous No.150051678
>>150051539
Congo
Broly
Anonymous No.150051687 >>150051747 >>150051750
>>150051544
>>150051582
>>150051617
Actually the strongest form Agumon can get now with Tai is Agumon Bond of Courage, who despite his awful bara af design is cracked. He and Gabumon Bond of Friendship were dogging Eosmon who had just defeated Omegamon.
Anonymous No.150051692
Ia there any point in having another Hulk death battle?
Anonymous No.150051701 >>150051744 >>150051846
>another thread won by Kratos and Simon and lost by Asura and Kyle
Anonymous No.150051704 >>150051720 >>150051733 >>150051734 >>150051737 >>150051748
Shitposting aside, who is actually the biggest jobber? By that, I mean who performed the worst during their death battle?
Anonymous No.150051706
>>150051539
Indians always root for our great god KINGtos over Kekysura! Alt ending isn’t canon btw! KINGtos was downplayed btw!
Anonymous No.150051711
>>150051671
Yes, BW2 specifically has been one of the most fellated pokemon games I've seen, not sure if it's always been that way.
Anonymous No.150051713
>>150051544
All his forms you say?
Anonymous No.150051716 >>150051817 >>150051865
>>150051651
>The fact that they're both the most commonly brought up games when someone asks what the best Pokémon game is
If you talk to the contrarian babies on /vp/ maybe. BW/2 were so bad they nearly killed the franchise and HGSS is a straight downgrade from Crystal.
Anonymous No.150051720
>>150051704
Thanos against Darkseid if you look at pure actual jobbing
Anonymous No.150051724 >>150051760
I hope that Hulk doesn't join the ranks of Simon and Kratos with having people that butt in to characterpost.
Also Hulkposters, while you may have won this episode, the manner in which it was won now means Hulk doesn't get to have any more episodes. It is lonely at the top.
Anonymous No.150051726 >>150051755
>another thread won by Asura and Simon and lost by Kratos and Kyle
Anonymous No.150051733
>>150051704
Goku only managed to injure Superman in their first round so that's my answer.
Anonymous No.150051734 >>150051785
>>150051704
Hulk against Doomsday. He didn’t kill Doomsday even once.
Anonymous No.150051737
>>150051704
Doomguy in Halo vs. Doomguy 1
Anonymous No.150051744
>>150051701
>Trying to leech off the winner who not only never lost, but benevolently saved Hulk/Banner from the Ozone layer
Weaktos...
Anonymous No.150051747 >>150051782 >>150051815
>>150051687
>Omegamon
Isn't that the same Digimon people want Vegito/Gogeta to face?
Anonymous No.150051748
>>150051704
Asura in Kratos vs Asura
Anonymous No.150051750
>>150051687
I hate what they've done to Omnimon. He's oversaturated.
Anonymous No.150051755
>>150051726
>Japslop can't win actual battles so they have to "win" at shitposting threads
KEKKYPOW!
Anonymous No.150051760
>>150051724
It's alright. Hulk's appeared enough, he deserves his rest and gives others chance to shine.
The rest of the 'Hulk saga' that started with Fractured Son is also probably going to turn him into some variant of the King in Black which even if he becomes even more powerful is probably going to be too weird for Death Battle.
Anonymous No.150051767
Asurafags are the biggest losers.
Anonymous No.150051774
Kratosfags are the fattest losers.
Anonymous No.150051775
>>150049422 (OP)
>>150051684
>>150051684
>>150051684
>>150051684
Anonymous No.150051782
>>150051747
Yes though Omnimon is the better name he's also known by. Omnimon / Omegamon wins btw
Anonymous No.150051783
>>150051548
Futa is Schrödinger’s Straight tho
Anonymous No.150051785 >>150051838
>>150051734
Rematch when? Hulk could use some redemption against that bony faggot.
Anonymous No.150051793
>>150051342
Cutie Honey in the show when tho
Anonymous No.150051815
>>150051747
Well Digiscalers want to face Gogeta.
Dragon Ball scalers don't even know about Digimon in general.
Not that it would be an actual fight. The Digimon camp just wants to use a cosmology cudgel to win over a setting people care about.
Anonymous No.150051817
>>150051716
No, BW1 was the one that started the shitstorm, BW2 and XY were just damage control. HGSS is only a downgrade from Crystal visually.
Anonymous No.150051827
>>150051539
Hitler
Azerbaijan
Anonymous No.150051835
>>150051527
>It's still a legendary
Articuno is a shitmon.
Anonymous No.150051838
>>150051785
Wouldn’t Doomsday just become too hard to kill after a while? It would end with a stalemate or like with Godzilla which is boring.
Anonymous No.150051846
>>150051701
>JEETslop can’t win actual battles so they have to “win” at shitposting threads
KEKAROO!
Anonymous No.150051863 >>150052054 >>150052076
>>150051573
Bruce communicates with Hulk all the time. The past three big Hulk runs (Immortal, Cates' run, and Incredible) in particular have made a huge thing about it. Currently in Incredible, Hulk's been torturing the shit out of Bruce and has fully taken over.
Anonymous No.150051865
>>150051716
>BW/2 were so bad they nearly killed the franchise and HGSS is a straight downgrade from Crystal.
t. contrarian baby
Anonymous No.150051884
Can Doomsday adapt to Hulk’s immortality? As in mutate and develop a trait/ability that could counter the door’s effects?
Anonymous No.150051920
>>150051539
Asura
America
Anonymous No.150051940
>>150051539
CHADulk
Brazil
Anonymous No.150051971
>>150050609
BBCTB apparently scales Ruby to the same power as Maka.
>>150050869
Remember.
The Marvel vs Godzilla comics are outright stated to be canon to Marvel, so DB is clearly very happy to give or remove random bits of stuff if they feel like it.
Anonymous No.150052052
>>150050609
Crossover scaling. If they give Ruby Cross Tag scaling she wins.
Anonymous No.150052054
>>150051863
So "Hulk suddenly began to listen to banner" actually didnt make sense
Anonymous No.150052076
>>150051863
Communicating and actually listening arent neccessarily the same thing
Anonymous No.150052155
>>150051467
Ben VS Hal of course!
Anonymous No.150052174
>>150051539
Miles Morales
Lesotho
Anonymous No.150052197
>>150051539
Kratos
India
Anonymous No.150052323
>>150049725
i'm kind of hoping the ultron matchup doesn't happen since I really can't imagine why the matchup is so popular other than wanting a spite matchup for alucard's sake
if it's novel dio that'd be funny at least
Anonymous No.150052346
>>150049538
binding of isaac victim
Anonymous No.150052628
>>150051519
Anon... Women don't have prostates, at least not in the same way men have.
It makes no sense for Ruby to experience a prostate orgasm, specially from anal sex