C’MON MAKA PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL WHITE HAIRED FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Maka and FutaWeiss's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>HOLY GODS!!!! THIS IS A BLACK HAIRED BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU FLAT CHESTED BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING FRIDGE CUNT THIS IS A BLACK HAIRED BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH WEISS!?
>EIGHT FAGGOT'S A LYNCHING!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE GIRL YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN MY FUTA COCK LOBBED OFF WHEN I ENROLLED AT THE MEISTER ACADEMY!!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THE BEES' KNEES I WANTED TO BE THE KEKED GIRL WITH KEKY KNEES
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKQUEEN CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK QUEEN IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING, WASHBOARD, DEATH BATTLE VICTIMIZER WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING BLACK HAIRED BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!
>STIFFEN YANG AND BLAKE'S DYKE'S WOMBS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A BLACK HAIRED BABY!!!!!! IF HE HAD BLONDE HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS JAUNE’S BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BLACK HAIRED KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBULLED FUTA DOM NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!
>GIVE ME THAT BLACK HAIRED BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA CUT ITS FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!! I’M GONNA SLICE THAT BABYS FUCKING BODY IN HALF WITH MY WALL LEVEL SCYTHE!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL FLATTY OR ILL CUT A NEW HOLE IN YOUR CONTINENTAL LEVEL THROAT!!!! RED LIKE ROSES FILLS MY EYES WITH KEKY RAGE!
>AS FOR ME, I'LL DO WHAT I DO BEST, AND BE AN ANGRY KEKQUEEN!