>>150255602
KEKtos, Bitterly, Crying

My feats are trash
Heart sinks when I see ash.

I am a Greek
Please men, spread my ass cheeks

My win was fraudulent
Someone, get me my fucking Soilent

My name is Kratos
My feats? Leeched from my foes

>>150185384
>>150185401
>>150185420
KINGtos, Bitterly, Crying

>>150065285
>No one will ever replicate what KINGtos did
True. He’s such a fraud where he’s the first and only one to have an alt. ending in his episode where his opponent oneshot him and sent him to Kingdom Hearts. Crazy shit to think about lmao.

>>150051701
>JEETslop can’t win actual battles so they have to “win” at shitposting threads
KEKAROO!

my original BG2 started freezing and crashing out of nowhere bros... I am forced to... Tyr forgive me... play the EE.............

>W-what the FUCK did you just say, Asura?! You DIDN’T kill your family? How are you supposed to become the BETTER MAN then? You were supposed to murder EVERYONE and plunge Shinkoku Trastrium into chaos as well as the rest of the world (with your Destructor form)! I did the same with Greece and look at how great I turned out! GODS, you make me SO mad, I need to TEACH you NOW with my WALL-LEVEL fists. Come here!
>*punches Asura’s face with full power*
>AAAAAAEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII y-you just exploded my arm into red mist with your head! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH! I AM THE BETTER MAN, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TAUGHT! W-wait, why is your hand glowing? Please forgive me! I promise I won’t bother you anymore! I was just joking about killing my wife, daughter and all of Greece! Please believe m-AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK I'M SUCH A WEAK BROWN SISSY, WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE HYPING ME UP?? I CAN’T EVEN DESTROY A MOUNTAIN. PLEASE STOP I DON'T WANT TO GET HUMILIATED AGAIN . STUPID SPAWN WHY DOES HE HAVE BETTER FEATS, WHY DO PEOPLE THINK HE'S THE BETTER MAN FUCK FUCK FUCK.

>>150020772
>t.

>>150013339
Kratos, Bitchingly, Crying

>>149970180
>t.

>W-what the FUCK did you just say, Asura?! You DIDN’T kill your family? How are you supposed to become the BETTER MAN then? You were supposed to murder EVERYONE and plunge Shinkoku Trastrium into chaos as well as the rest of the world (with your Destructor form)! I did the same with Greece and look at how great I turned out! GODS, you make me SO mad, I need to TEACH you NOW with my WALL-LEVEL fists. Come here!
>*punches Asura’s face with full power*
>AAAAAAEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII y-you just exploded my arm into red mist with your head! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH! I AM THE BETTER MAN, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TAUGHT! W-wait, why is your hand glowing? Please forgive me! I promise I won’t bother you anymore! I was just joking about killing my wife, daughter and all of Greece! Please believe m-AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

>>149956311
>tfw DB scaled me to a guy, who was using a skill I don’t have, who held back another guy (for like a minute at most) who shook a tree that was stated to be super niggaversal… never mind the fact they stated I was completely out of the tree shaker’s league.

>>149944510
DB scaled me to a guy, using a skill I don’t have, who held back another guy (for like a minute at most) who shook a tree that was stated to be super niggaversal… never mind the fact they stated I was completely out of the tree shaker’s league. Sorry anon, I don’t have any impressive feats of my own, I must leech off my superiors like a parasite. I honestly have no clue how I won.

>Not impressive. No wonder Asura lost
>NOOOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T GET FRAUDCHECKED YES I LOST, YES I JOBBED BUT IT'S NOT REEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL POST MY KEKOLDRY FETISH

>>149935308
Kratos, Bitterly, Crying

>>149854542
>calling the guy who’s never killed a single innocent person a monster when you murdered 99% of Greece in a sissy fit
Certainly a choice.

how do i becomed a betterman?

>>149840727
>fights a barely mountain-sized guy (shrunk/nerfed down for him) and rips off Asura’s Wrath and takes away all impact behind the scene he’s ripping off

*blub sniffle sniffle*
*kneels respectfully to a POC womyn in the vicinity*
I am a monster... no longer... I have listened and learned... i am... A Better Man.
*raises fist in solidarity*

I can’t believe Kratos jobbed last thread AGAIN.

>Proveably is the correct, original, English spelling that is still used in Europe today. Provably is one of many americanisations to remove silent Es from words to make them easier for americans to spell. asura is for brainlets confirmed
COPEtos…

>yup the small dog barks
>We all saw Kratos beat Asura coping biish

>>149379454
>>149379469
S-SHUT UP! STOP NOTICING!

>>149250132
>gets gaped by a bear
>needs a basic-ass axe to kill it instead of using his hands
RAPEVICTIMtos…

With every source available to me… the games, the novels and comics, the developer tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE KRATOS DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN, MUCH LESS A PLANET! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KINGTOS, who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a PITY WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER FATHER but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY PLANETS and STARS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a mountain, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!

>>>149119716
>>Saying this when Kratos vs Asura exists
>It's better than Spawn vs Ghost Rider btw

>>149020505
I…I FUCKING CAN’T…