Thread 149923689

Will this be the October or December episode?

KINGTOS!

Invincible lost

You WILL get a 2 minute sprite animation of Sans vs The Judge and you WILL like it.

He WON
>>149923689 (OP)
December I think, halloween shoudl have a horror icons like jason or something

Cucky Gohan learnt a lesson that day

Shoudl of

>>149923742
ESLtos gonna ESLtos.

S-Shut up! Who cares if I'm only in my tier because of chainscaling and not even from author statements?! Who cares if my consistent feats put me at street level, if not lower?! I-I'll show you who's the strongest (outlier)!!!!

superman loves you

>>149923753
>cucky
Good morning sar!

>>149923759
Kratos...

Look, just because I need to composite every single version of me across 70 years of appearances just to fight ONE GUY doesn’t make me a fraud, okay?!

>>149923689 (OP)
Does Jack get Kingdom Hearts scaling?

>>149923742
shoudl (shuudl) is considered the more refined and erudite counterpart to should. Its origins trace back to early 18th-century England, particularly within the circles of educated aristocrats and kingtos scholars who built the late Restoration and early Georgian eras.
>>149923764
What if I'm the joker baby

>>149923791
Godzilla...

>>149923742
GOINGTONIGHTSCHOOLtos

With scaling John Fortnite is the strongest character in fiction

>>149923689 (OP)
December's gonna be Santa Claus
But who's his best matchup?

You know this thread is about to get MINDFREAKED

My hero just posted this on Twitter...

Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joLhU5CErtY

>>149923764
He said this to Batman.

>>149923732
And by HE, I mean the HEndu God of Wrath, CHADsura

>>149923791
Yup, yup, yup. Only a KING with such a rich history and variety of stories that cover every genre there is could possibly deserve to be composited.

Post characters who can tank a million exploding suns

>>149923791
Hulk...

>>149923792
if Jack is getting Kingdom Hearts scaling then Grinch should get composite Dr Seus scaling

>>149923810
Composite Santa vs Composite Dracula

>>149923815
I know the 1992 joke is played out but this tweet sounds like some shit Nash would say. Not the content but the wording if that makes sense. That's how he tweets

>>149923825
...is what I say to cope with Asura getting fraudchecked

>notice more Godzilla slander than Hulk slander
>go on Reddit
>it's the same there
>even redditors say the same

I'm starting to noticed something.

>>149923831
Smart Atom fusion, btw

>>149923777
cucky is an english word, baljeet

>>149923858
We are the true center of the Death Battle fandom, all want to be us

ENOUGH

Post Kratos' best friend

>>149923858
Alot of anons use reddit here, half the memes stolen here are from reddit. I'm the exception

>>149923820
Koslov got that superbussy prepped for Batgod

>>149923875
It's not about it not being a word, it's about how "cucky" is only ever used by jeets

>>149923880
They’re playfully fighting, btw.

Would this be a kino Halloween ep?

>>149923882
I know it's you, u/__Pin__.

>>149923858
People here aren't stupid enough to fall for the Ultima wank niggery
People on Reddit are getting annoyed by the kaijutards like listroon going out of control

>>149923895
...in my inner cope

>>149923899
nope

>>149923892
>>149923897

Orkos was his best friend....

>>149923897
no Kratos killed him

>>149923908
I will NEVER go outside
I will NEVER touch grass
If I don't get a gf by doomscrolling twitter then I will DIE ALONE

>>149923908
AVGN?

>>149923903
How'd you know?

>>149923825
CANOOOOON!
>>149923855
>fraudchecked
>posts the guy who got reverse fraudchecked by not having a single impressive feat and leeching off his superiors
KEKAROOO!

>>149923917
>People here
>Aren't stupid
Lol
Lmao

>>149923923
I mean it's blatant but ok

>>149923951
There is unironically nothing wrong with leeching off your superiors

>>149923970
Hulk...

>>149923958
Enough, to not fall for the Ultima wank niggery, yes
I assume you believe you're one of the "smart" ones

I'm NEVER CONSISTENT
I ALWAYS job
I RELY on others for chain scaling
I HIDE my actual feats and NEVER PROVE my statements
And my wife KEKS me

>>149923970
Parasitebros…

>>149923951
>R-Reverse fraud check
Asura lost LOL

>>149923986
Goku...

>>149923981
An anon who attempted to disprove it resorted to ChatGPT giving him incorrect answers, so...

>>149923970
Goku's sub mountain feats...

>>149923917
>>149923981
>BUZZWORDSBUZZWORDSBUZZWORDS
>No true argument

Can someone explain to me why does this guy hate kaijus so much? For some reason, he make them his personal vendetta to trash them.

>>149923998
Asura? Actually performed his feats DB calced him at.
Kratos? Sucked off Ragnarok, Freyr and a tree to get his scaling.

BRING ME SLENDERMAN...

I unironically believe now that nobody in dragon ball other than Frieza, Buu and Beerus can destroy a planet.

>>149924032
I don't hate kaijus I and apparently many many others hate faggots like listroon who suck kaiju cock unreasonably hard

>>149924061
Zly bros...

>>149924067
and him

>>149924061
Add Zly and Zeno.

>>149924063
Kek, that IS what would happen!

I unironically believe now that nobody in dragon ball is light speed except for Dyspo

>>149924081
Rest well, young Midoriya...You have solo'd the entire Invincible setting...

Godzilla Ultima lost to THIS?!

>>149924081
>KRILLEN left deku like THAT?!
no...
it was chiaotzu...

I'M THIS CLOSE TO POSTING SCAT

>>149924052
AAAAIIEEEEEE!!!

>>149924081
deku after fighting S1 Invincble

>>149924064
What...?

>>149924081
I... I don't believe it... He busted the entire Dragon Ball cosmology with that one punch...

>>149923981
Ah, so you should be able to debunk Ultima wank right?

>>149924105
forgot the image award

>>149924108
noooooo..... oh nyooooooooo.... ppppwease do not do it!!! that would be t-totally gross....

>>149924081
Deku has a better destructive feat than Goku does btw

>>149924081
Rest well, Deku...
After a long fought battle...
...You nearly lost to Kid Goku...

*starts shitting*

Who did this to him bros?

>>149924095
Frisk already won that fight

>>149924081
Deku slightly tired after soloing the entire Invincible and Dragon Ball verse simultaneously.

>>149924125
I-I...

Post high diff fights

>>149924123
>>149924137
....in my fanfiction.

>>149924081
>Decuck

SHITima
>untranslated statements merchant

GODulk
>FEATS BEAST

>>149924095
Poor Ness...

>>149924152
Percy Jackson after Kratos realized that his fanfic cookbook scaling doesn't hold true against a TRUE greek demigod

>>149924081
Deku after shoving his entire arm up Zeno and Thragg's asses, one shotting them, and then passing out from the smell

MOTHMAAAAN! WHERE IS MOTHMAN?!

>>149924105
>>149924127
pity win mei lol

>>149924152
A literal atom from Touhou...

>>149924168
My name?
Kōhei Horikoshi

>cucks cucks cucks

But enough of Usagi "Sailor Moon" Tsukino

>>149924152
before the start of series Greek Kratos

>Simon vs Kyle!!!!!
ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW THEY WENT TO SPACE FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!! FORGET FRIEZA VS MEGATRON AND SAITAMA VS POPEYE, THIS IS WHERE ITS AT!! A 20 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MEXICAN BECOMES A KEK IN HIS HOME SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO THE YOUTH ABOUT HOW HUMANITY IS COOL!!! FUNNY QUOTE MAN WITH POINTY GLASSES EPIC!!!! MAYHEM, SO SAD MY WIFE'S DAUGHTER DRINKS MY S0ILENT EVERDAY! I LOOOOVE THIS BATTLE KRATOS ITS SO GOOD AND BATTLE FROM 2025 REPRESENTS OUR FUCK BLUMPFDF VOTERS ZEITGEIST WITH SUCH WITTY AND COMPLEX NOISE ABOUT KEKOLD OPPRESSION!! AOTY!!

>Kratos vs Asura?!?
OMG EW HOW COULD YOU MAKE AN ACTUALLY BADASS GROUNDED BATTLE LMAO LE WRONG GENERATION /R/LEWRONGGENERATION AMIRITE MITHRA??????? HAHA OMG CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED IS SO PUNK UGH LITERALLY ACTUAL ENJOYABLE FIGHTS LOL!!! ONIONS. BASEDBOY. LIBTARD UGH. YOU NEED TO GO BACK UGH BASED DRUMPF UGH BEN SHAPIRO UGH

>>149924125
You should be able to show any Godzilla incarnation above universal right?

>>149924204
GODulk gets to smash ALLAT?!

>>149924218
CANOOOOOOOOOOON

>MHAfaggotry
ENOUGH.

>>149924231
post Kratos acid resistance

>>149924225
Godzilla Ultima
>B-But...
Just MTL it, retard, LMAO

:)

Asura
>the OG featsman
>the face of gigachads
>Respected by the masses
>loves his daughter
>forever the underdog beloved by all, the people’s hero just like fellow featCHAD Goku

Kratos
>part of the Statement Triumvirate
>the posterboy of soi, the king of kekolds
>hated by the masses, one of the leading reasons normies hate powerscaling (retarded scaling that doesn’t match what’s seen onscreen)
>murdered his daughter in a tard rage and spread her ashes all over his dick
>forever the heel, the industry plant that the people will never accept

>>149924262
Mina is so kind to ESLtos.

>>149924063
>Saiyanfags think pitting a guy weaker than Bardock against a guy as strong as/stronger than Nolan will be an ‘apology’ for Bardock losing.
I guess they take after TARDku…

>>149924218
Hulk being able to survive that headlock is his MOST impressive feat...Too bad it will not save him...

>>149924262
>forced unfunny meme
You bore KINGtosscholars with your slop.

>>149924175
What causes someone to make “fan” shit like this? It’s just fucking gross.

KRATOS VS ASURA!!!!!
>ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW THEY MADE A RESPECTFUL BATTLE FOR THE 99999TH TIME!!!! FORGET JON VS SABREWULF AND RED VS TAI THIS IS WHERE ITS AT!! A 500 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MEDBVLL BECOMES A KEK IN HIS HOME SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO THE YOUTH ABOUT HOW WE NEED TO BE BETTER MEN!!! FUNNY QUOTE MAN WITH CYBORG LIMBS EPIC!!!! REIDI, SO SAD MY WIFE'S DAUGHTER DRINKS MY S0ILENT EVERDAY! I LOOOOVE THIS BATTLE SIMON ITS SO GOOD AND BATTLE FROM 2025 REPRESENTS OUR FUCK BLUMPFDF VOTERS ZEITGEIST WITH SUCH WITTY AND COMPLEX NOISE ABOUT KEKOLD OPPRESSION!! AOTY!!

Hulk vs Godzilla!
>OMG EW HOW COULD YOU MAKE AN ACTUALLY BADASS RADIOACTIVE BATTLE LMAO LE WRONG GENERATION /R/LEWRONGGENERATION AMIRITE MOTHRA??????? HAHA OMG CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED IS SO PUNK UGH LITERALLY ACTUAL ENJOYABLE FIGHTS LOL!!! ONIONS. BASEDBOY. LIBTARD UGH. YOU NEED TO GO BACK UGH BASED DRUMPF UGH BEN SHAPIRO UGH

>>149924231
Mina has actual FTL feats so FRAUDtos could never catch her.

Lugiasis, I'm scared of the giant moth

>>149923723
>Sans vs judge releases
>Becomes the instant #1 episode of all time
>Everyone agrees it's kino
>Slowly but surely, sans vs random ghost pokemon is forgotten

Good

Kratos vs Asura would have unironically been better if they had just fully committed to their fanfiction, but I'm glad the episode ended up being so funny.

>>149924326
NOOO MARK YOU HAVE TO PUT HIM IN ARKHAM IF YOU KILL A KILLER THE NUMBER OF- ACK!!!

>>149924204
>BRAP

>>149924225
ENTER

>I’ve never been good at knowing my limit,
>Keep finding new mountain levels within it,
>Have faith in your dead wife that has faith in yourself…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>Believe in my wife’s son that believes in myself…

>WE SHINE A LIGHT, AS PAJEETS COPE!
>BECAUSE NOTHING, CAN CONTAIN OUR HOPE!

>Masters of trees to chop, bears to fight,
>It’s all part of gameplay design, I block the light,
>With the palm of my hand, I’m FTL please understand…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>WHERE IS MY WIFE, AND MY HOPE?!?!

>IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS MITHRA ROPES!
>NO MOUNTAIN OR WALL CAN STOP MY HOPE!

>Been buried deep inside the Underworld so recently,
>Illuminated by the fire on me…
>When everything I see aligning with what my wife believes,
>I’M AIMING HIGHER THAN MY SEED CAN CONCEIVE!

>SPIRALING MOUNTAIN PEAKS IN MY MIND,
>LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE!
>FROM THE THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE I LEFT,
>FLIPPING TEMPLES UP INTO THE LIGHT!

>Wife… in… labor…
>Asura… and Yasha… raped… her…

>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!
>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!

>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while my wife’s two BLACK BVLLS clash BBCs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BBC holy FUARK!!!*

>In brightest day, as Mithra ropes…
>No mountain or wall can stop my hope…
>We shine a light, as pajeets cope…
>Because NOTHING… CAN CONTAIN MY HOOOPE!!!

>WIIIFE IIIN LAAABOOOR!!!
>ASUUURA AND YAAASHA RAAAPED HEEER!!!

>>149924311
Oh yeah? Can Mina do THIS though?

>>149924272
All of that and Asura STILL lost lmao

>>149924326
The best thing that Frank Miller ever did was actually letting Batman kill the Joker in the Dark Knight Returns. That Batman actually acknowledge that he's killing people by letting him live.

Heroes who kill are faggots, a true hero doesn't kill.

>>149924218
>>149924326
Kek InvinCHADS do be like that against the capeshit cucks

>>149924175
>Posting art from a guy obsessed with making Blacked porn

pity win banner

>HNGH YESSS SPAWN YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 500YO BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO WILD TOMFOOLER E. YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM SPAWN I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.

>SPAWN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY MANCLITTY WITH A NECROPLASM CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN SIMON AND KYLE HAVE IN YOKO'S FANFICTION?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK

>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE LAUFEY FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/lgbteens AND r/greekfemboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! SPAWN THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT NECROPOZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER DOOM SLAYER AND DANTE GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/GayGreeksTakingBBC SO ATREUS COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>SPAWN YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST GHOST-SPAWNED-FROM-THE-DARKEST-BLACK SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY SUB-WALL BUSTING STRENGTH!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY BLADE OF OLYMPUS AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER!!! YOU ARE A BVLL NO LONGER!

>BY THE GOOOOOODS, I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!!

>>149924330
Sans should fight Gojo
>strongest in their verse, but with a very mellow and lazy personality, which quickly gives way once they get out their striking blue eyes and turn serious

>>149924366
>guy obsessed with making Blacked porn
Artist. NOW.

>AW MAN! I JUST GOT ODIN'S DARK MAGIC! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>ALMIGHTY ODIN, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME ASURA'S NUGGET BABY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
>AWWW RIGHT! TIME TO BECOME BETTER MEN!
>ODIN! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE ASURA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!
>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM ASURA!
>ALRIGHT ODIN, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN ASURA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM ASURA'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE ATREUS BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! YOU DESERVE A WORTHY NUGGET BABY TITAN!
>WOW ASURA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SUCH AN ACTUAL PLANET BUSTER ASURA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! LIKE STRAIGHT OUT OF THE COOKBOOK OF THE NINE REALMS! BON APPETIT ASURA!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW ATREUS AND FREYA BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE MY WIFE'S SON! HA! HES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD ASURA! THE SISTERS OF FATE COULD NOT HOLD ME BUT YOUR DRY CUM SURE DOES! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME SUB WALL BUSTING WORM I AM ASURA!
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP!
>THE STENCH OF CURRY IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE! THIS SMELLS JUST LIKE MY HINDUSTANI FANBASE!
>FART ON ME ASURA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF ASURA'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST GOD OF WAR EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!

If you fags are all SO strong, then why can’t any of you open this jar?

>>149924345
This, MFTL Icarus wings with Asura being a genocidal maniac

>>149924408
I don't have pickles in my African country

I've been waiting for this day...

>>149924357
>Asura STILL lost
…absolutely nothing, if anything he gained the adoration of new fans that root for the underdog. Meanwhile, Kratos is treated as a joke, both by the players and the writers.

Pity win zilla

You are a cuck no longer…

>>149924427
>hitler
>the jews
>people with brace
>now niggers
Robot jone's is sure hated.

>>149924326
I do think Mark would kill Joker but these "just kill Joker" match-ups always ignore the fact that Joker isn't just going to stroll up and fight whoever he's going up against
Like in Injustice, Joker tricks Superman into killing his own wife when Joker and Superman fight
Superman then immediately executes Joker, but the damage is already done and Joker essentially wins because it sets Superman off to become a tyrant

Joker doesn't care if he dies, he just wants to drag everyone else down with him
Mark could kill Joker but Joker would do something to make Mark lose his morals in the process (not hard since in Mark's own comic a talking dinosaur managed the same)

Sonic no diffs Goku and his verse btw

>>149924434
actually I dislike Asura more now, his fans seem like faggots >>149924407

Pity ending Asura

>>149924408
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

>destroy the entire galaxy while trying to open a jar of pickles

>>149924451
TRVTH NVKE!

You are a jar opener no longer...

>>149924408
There are no pictures of my hero opening a jar of pickles therefore he is too weak to perform that feat...

>>149924474
>Tails pops out fox-Viltrumites 9 months later

>>149924451
>>149924471
wait for it

>>149924222
>>149924272
>>149924309
>>149924310
>>149924352
>>149924389
>>149924407
>>149924450
not reading all that
summarize it in 15 words or less

pity alternate ending asura lol

On Opposite day vs 's laundry

>>149924450
>Joker is killed by Mark
>gets him with some of the joker venom
>Mark becomes Markek

>>149924507
Kratos solos your verse

>>149924502
>That spike is above Darkseid and universal at BARE MINIUM
Holy FUARK, Mobius is DANGEROUS...

>>149924507
We’re all in shitpost mode.

>>149924456
>”Asura’s fans seem like faggots”
>points to the average Kratosbro

>>149923858
>I'm starting to noticed something
ay wey. eso es antisemitismo, buey
S T O P

>>149924466
Whoever named this bird is in big trouble if I ever find him

Crazy what happened in that thread.

>>149924286
Who will be next to send another SUCKyan to the Loser’s Lounge?

BoS Mark coming home after soloing Marvel, DC, Dragon Ball and Shin Megami tensei

>>149924495
tails is a male, retard

>>149924495
GAYvinciblebro...he's a minor.

>>149924567
What the fuck did SMT do to you :(

Holy shit...

>>149924450
>not hard since in Mark's own comic a talking dinosaur managed the same
Yup yup Invincible would be fodder for Joker mindgames.

pity matchup mark lol

>shin megami tensei
nice try slipping that in there

>>149924398
ratatatat74 you shameful degenerate.

>>149924439
>godzilla winning the legit way
>p-p-pity win
hulkfags really are like this huh?

>>149924578
>>149924583
You think that matters to a 6'4 genetic freak Viltrumite BVLL

>>149924495
>Kemoshota mpreg
Favorite verse?

>>149924474
Tails is probably the worst character you can pick for slander memes like these, that man has 0 feats of his own

Screaming out from my chastity belt…
A wreath of Miles’ cum surround myself...
This cucking so kindly reminds me…
I’ll always be on the edge of relevancy…
FUCK MY WIFE YEAH GO CUM INSIDE
IF YOU’RE IN HER WOMB IT’S MILES’ COCK YOU WILL FIND
STARE INTO HER HOLE, LET THE LUST TAKE CONTROL
IF MY COCK’S GROWN TOO SOFT IT’S BEST I PREPARED TO DIE
AIIIIIEEEEEE AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE AAAAIIIEEEEE
MILES AND KAACHAN TWO SIDES OF THE SAME THING
MY WIFE NEEDS BOTH THEIR COCKS TO MAKE HER CUM
EVER SINCE MILES FUCKED HER SHE WAS NEVER THE SAME
SHE CRAVES COCK OF THE DARKEST BLACK

>>149924584
>>149924597
>>149924599
smtMIND

>>149924567
I mean, SMT is Wall-Level carried entirely by extrapolating vague statements (like all JRPG characters), so soloing them isn’t too impressive.

>>149924611
>that man has 0 feats of his own
haha, come on. it cannot be that bad

>>149924474
I mean this Nolan struggles with random kaijus on steroids and PCP, no way he beats comic Tails

I fucking HATE NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS!

>>149924583
The bugs Thragg and Nolan fucked were a couple months old at the oldest

>>149924632
Don't talk about Piccolo and Vegeta that way Goku!

>>149924610
Godzilla, of course!

FROM THE TAJ MAHAL
I GLOWER DOWN AT YOU
THE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KIND
BECAUSE I'M MADE OF POO

I DETECT THAT YOU'RE A STATEMENT BRO
YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE COOKBOOK KNOWS!

ASISSYRA BROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZ
PAJEETS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELL

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

WITH JUST A PUNCH EACH FORM WENT DOWN
'CAUSE 9 MILLION IS HIS LOWBALL NOW

HAVEN'T YOU LEARN'T YOU HAVE TO LISTEN?
WHEN HE'S CALLED LIGHTSPEED, DON'T TRUST YOUR VISION?!!
HE'S BEYOND MOUNTAINS CAUSE HE IS MY KING
I'M NOT A MONSTER, I'VE HEARD HIS TEACHING

YOU'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFORE
YOU WANT SOME CURRY? HAVE SOME MORE!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

BEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!

I'LL KEK THEM ALL
WITH GARBAGE STATEMENTS
NO BEAR
WILL EVER RAPE MY KING!

PLEASE GOOD SAAR
SYMPATHISE WITH MY REIDI
ON-SCREEN
FEATS WILL NEVER WIN!

YGGDRASIL TREE IS INFINITE
HIGHER CALC THAN CHAKRAVARTIN
I'VE NEVER ONCE SMELT REMOTELY GOOD
YOU ARE A MONSTER NO MORE

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

SNIFF ME AND YOU ARE GOING DOWN
I HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE I WAS BORN I DON'T KNOW HOW!
BEHOLD THE STINK AND LET ME KNOW
WHO'SE MORE REAL THAN KIIIINGTOOOOOS?!?!?!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STINK!
BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STIIIIINK!

>>149924408
Jar-Sama, I KNEEL…

I love African American individuals and the LGBTQ+ community!

>>149924376
>hulk winning the legit way
>p-p-pity win
Zillafags really are like this huh?

>>149924632
We do NOT say those kinds of things in these halls. This is a KINGtos general. In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.

>>149924635
>I WANT TO SHOOT MY SEMEN INSIDE MY OWN KIN BUT THE LAW STOPS ME!!!
This is supposed to be a relatable role model?

>>149924652
now they can only parrot. just enjoy your pity win, banner.

>>149924618
>I mean, SMT is Wall-Level
This Wall stomps your favorite verse

>>149924651
North America (Canada, United States, and Mexico)...

I am walking down an ally of /co/ listening to some REIDI BY THEREWOLF MEDIA, when a gang of RUSSIANS appear before me. I jump up and down in joy.

"Where you going, KRYPTONIANboi?" they ask.

"I'll go w-wherever you take me," I say

One of the RUSSIAN men grabs me by the throat.

"You ain't going nowhere, sissy," Koslov says. "Now get cho cute ass on the ground."

I obey, and he starts ripping my clothes off. All of the RUSSIAN men whip their 18 INCH SNAKES out.

They start TEARING into every orifice in my body. I feel immense pleasure from the HYPERMASCULINITY of these individuals.

"You like that, ya Krypto femboi?" the one DICKING me in my mouth asks.

"Y-yes," I gargle.

His COCK is GIRTHIER and LONGER than any BATCOCK I have ever accepted.

"Oh, by the way Kryptboi, we be taking your women too!" one says, as he pulls his THROBBING DICK out of my cute little anus. He walks over to a solar power-deficient Amer*can woman Lois and PENETRATES her.

"You ain't making no Kryptonian halfbreeds anymore," he grunted as he dominated her. "Yo childrens is Ruskie now."

"Yes, s-sir..." I say.

A large RUSSIAN hand grabs my head and turns me towards a dominating face.

"Kryptonian, I think I like you," Koslov says.

He sinks his lips into mine and his tongue crawls into my mouth. My oxytocin levels skyrocket and he licks my mouth while cupping my balls and fingering my anus with five fingers before IRON CURTAINing me. The other RUSSIAN men stroke their love muscles at me.

At once, a large amount of projectile from each individual penis fire like artillery cannons. They all make a direct hit on me, and it smells like SOVIET UNION SEMEN.

"This is only the start, Krypto boi," they say. "Every Kryptonian gon get Holodomor'd this way."

They leave me and L*is lying on the street, completely naked covered in cum.

THANK GAWD they didn't bring "Spiral of Emotion" like every crackloving Saiyan who gave me AIDS ENJOYS.

>>149924602
Thanks. Invinciblebro btw.

>>149924651
The United States of America for some reason...

>>149924667
Thats terrifying.

>>149924639
If you think about it, with Nolan being millennia old and Debbie being like 20 when they met, he's basically a predator there too

Wait a second...if a universe has infinite dimensions in it, and a character can destroy said universe...wouldn't that make them infinite dimensional? In fact, wouldn't any character destroying any universe make them X-dimensional by default?

What song have you retards not made a cuck parody of?

>>149924700
Bohemian Rhapsody

Could your hero resist the hole made for them?

WHO CAN DEFEAT OUR HEROES?

>>149924700
Solid State Invincible

>>149924715
>Gulf of Mexico
Chat i need context

>>149924700
Cruel Angel Thesis

>>149924708
>Piccolo being manhandled by the most low T form of Broly
Embarrassing. To think this guy is supposed to be stronger than a fresh Super Saiyan.

>>149924700
idk but I'd love it if someone had like an audio recording of them singing one in its entirety.

>>149924696
>Wait a second...if a universe has infinite dimensions in it, and a character can destroy said universe...wouldn't that make them infinite dimensional?
Yes
>In fact, wouldn't any character destroying any universe make them X-dimensional by default?
Yes
you are free to ask the reason why dimensions are treated as something exotic. i dunno if youll receive a satisfying answer

>>149924665
I mean, they are the last two pure-blooded Kryptonians in existence… gotta preserve the species somehow, right?

I believe Kira is shitposting in this very thread.

>>149924628
I'm dead serious, Knuckles at least has the Super Sonic feat carrying powerscaling discussion surrounding him, but Tails has nothing even close to that, his most impressive achievement was taking down Chaos 4 over 20 years ago in a fight of dubious canonicity, take that alongside his Sonic Battle gadgets that he has never used in any other games and you get a shittier Robot at best, anything beyond that makes him a chainscaling man.

>>149924707
>Bohemian Rhapsody
a song about a guy that killed the nan that cucked him.. easy

Post Kratos vagina

David vs Goliath Death Battle when?

>>149924767
David should fight Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk.

>>149924715
our HEROES

>>149924767
>Shepherd with a rock

Literally slingers back in the day were dangerous. Goliath was a fucking retard for allowing himself to open to David's rock that's basically a bullet.

>>149924739
And since the gaps between dimensions are infinite, this makes them infinitely infinite! Which doesn't mean anything since infinite is infinite. You can't be more infinite.

>>149924618
>like all RPG characters
If you ignore FF and Disgaea, of course.

>Invicicucks wanting to throw hands with SHIN KAMIGE TENSEI
Better stick with planet level opponents lil bro.

>>149924778
>David has actual NTR scaling
Jackbros...

>>149924783
>KEKliath is small rock level
BibleCHADS where we at?

Well THAT'S a SIGHT for SORE EYES!!!! Its the EEVEELUTIONS! And WHA-!??! You are ALL going to TAKE TURNS RAILING ASH?!?! SYLVEON FIRST??! And YOU are going to REpeatedly COOM into HIS ASS with YOUR HUGE KNOTTED TRANS GIRLCOCK!?! B-but he's TOO TIGHT! You will RUIN HIM for EVERYONE ELSE! EHHH!? And after SYLVEON STRETCHES out my trainer PERMANENTLY with HIGH JUMP FUCK and POWER UP BLOWJOB, LEAFEON and VOLTEON will DOUBLE-TEAM him?! EHHH!?! You're both gonna BLOW AND RIM HIM like the DIRTY PIG WHORES YOU TWO ARE?!?! LEAFEON is gonna SUCKLE him with her GREEN SNOUT?! ALL while JOLTEON WHISKS his MIND away with AWAY with RIMMED PLEASURE ZAPPING his PROSTATE like a YELLOW HURRICANE?! TOGETHER you are GOING to POUND his PENIS with your QUICK ATTACK?! HE WON'T even know who is FUCKING him since you will be SO FAST?! THIS IS THE BEST DAY IN MY LIFE!! And NEXT is GLACEON?!?! HUUUHHHH?!?! NOOO!!! DONT FREEZE ME INTO AN ICE CUBE DURING THE MONEY SHOT!!! I NEED IT FOR MY GOONING SESSION OH PLEASE PLEASE DON'T! I BEG YOU! JUST LET ME FILM IT!! WAIT REALLY?!?! THANK YOU MASTER GLACEON!! THANK you for letting me see YOU, UMBREON, VAPOREON AND FLAREON GET BRED by my trainer!! And that must leave us with JUST ESPEON!! SAY WHA-?!! You are going to SWAP BODIES with ME and FORCE me to WATCH YOU in MY body, GET RAILED by my LOVER?!? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing MYSELF fucking ASH, will RUIN my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER as I have an IDENTITY CRISIS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATIZING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, which will require YEARS of EXTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC CARE, which will EVENTUALLY FAIL and DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED to be ADMITTED into a MENTAL POKÉCENTER where I will be TRAPPED AND BETRAYED in a SMALL PADDED POKEBALL, with only a ROTOM PHONE to see my BELOVED getting FUCKED THROUGH?! What else can I say but YABBA DABBA CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KEKOLDING EVEEOLVED!!!

>>149924799
So are bible lions apparently, which makes Samson ripping one in half much less impressive

>>149924799
Moses is still the BEST Old Testament Prophet btw.

wasn't David a cuck?

>>149924767
Goliath has the clear stat advantage. He speed blitz and one shots JOBvid

>>149924796
What's this ugly bitch supposed to do?

Kid/Present Trunks vs Buttercup?

>>149924816
I remember David literally placing a homie out in the open field because of some shit. Solomon was better

I just read this but I think I didn't fully get it since it's the first Godzilla related thing I've ever read. Why was this brought up as one of the most wanked versions of Godzilla?

>>149924828
>SHIITERcup

Literally the weakest Powerpuff who got BTFO'd by Bubbles

>>149924783
>>149924799
>>149924813
that rock has SMT scaling

>>149924812
Go! Pikachu! I choose you!
>PIKACHU!
Pikachu, use kneel!
>PIKAAAAA
*kneels*
>CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>149924816
No, he cucked a guy and had him killed in battle so he could marry his wife.
His son Solomon, on the other hand, had something like 400 wives and 600 concubines, with one of these wives allegedly being a Nubian queen.

PEAK

>>149924846
One of the authors of one of the issues on Twitter said he's beyond omnipotence or something stupid

>>149924585
>Viltrum was canonically made of Smart Atoms
>Every Smart Atom produces as much energy as a Big Bang
>Earth has 1.33 x 10^50 atoms
>Viltrum is 14+ times bigger than Earth while lowballed

>>149924846
Author statements like
>Every level of Hell is an entire universe
>The god-thing that he killed was the god of all of IDW comics

>>149924846
It’s entirely because some powerscaler baited one of the writers into saying GiH killed the God of the IDW IP, when said writer probably just meant IDW Godzilla.

>>149924851
Okay, but how does Buttercup compare to Trunks? Bubbles is actually the toughest because of that danger room episode.

>>149924812
KEK

>>149924870
Kratos is no match

>Old Testament Chads

Post the Apostles FEATS, right now.

>>149924870
>Energy output is the same as Durability.

>>149924816
>See the name of any character
>Wasn't he cucked? I feel like he got cucked... Wouldn't he get cucked, though?
Why is /dbg/ like this...

>>149924882
>>Every level of Hell is an entire universe
what's the issue here?

>>149924870
>Every Smart Atom produces as much energy as a Big Bang
?

>>149924888
Simon the ROCK cut a guy's ear off once

Does Moses get Plagues scaling?

>>149924812
>Tranny fantasies

>>149924888
They stood in this pose for 5 days straight without food or water for this picture.

>>149924495
>Homosexual furry impregnation fantasies
Favorite Invincible character?

>>149924756
Ah but you see no /dbg/ cuck would ever kill their bull

>>149924918
IIRC, the same author also stated that Godzilla destroyed every level of Hell he visited.
>>149924930
Nah, he called upon God for those.

>>149924940
Nothing personal kid

>>149924903
Nothing wrong with getting cucked. It builds character.

>>149924927
>>149924944

Why are Old Testament CHADS have more feats than New Testament SISSIES?

>>149924923
Kirkman confirmed it

>>149924647
K, b, c.

>>149924647
Kratos's, big, clitty

>>149924923
It's in the issue 100 guide book

>>149924975
Post the link where he said this.

We're never going to escape kratos are we

At this point everything that poses a threat to Invincible is smart atoms unless proven otherwise
Angstrom's cameras? Laced with smart atoms

>>149925024
No.

>>149925031
KINGtos is eternal.

>>149924963
Dont be mean to John he was very tired. Judas is just vibeing. Peter really needed to put that knife down. Matthew and Andrew are just like "Pete put that shit down man John is asleep". Jesus is just aura farming while everyone freaks out about crazy old Peter and his knife.

Superman? Hulk? Goku? All mere FODDER for the unstoppable might of the VILTRVMITE BVLL.

There is a thunderstorm going on right now. What do I do?

>>149925024
>Spoonfeed me NOW!
Age?

>>149925035
Madman's yoyo? All smart atoms.

Fuck Jacob and Esau I hate those niggers in Binding of Isaac

>>149925048
Based and canon

>>149925037
>>149925055
>no proof
Alright.

>>149925052
Run outside and TANK the rain and lightning.

>>149925052
>There is a thunderstorm going on right now. What do I do?
Summon Thor then solo your country

Alaya has deemed Death Battle threads a threat to Mankind, and as a Janitor, EMIYA must clean up the threads.

>Book of Virtues + Eraser
>Viltrumite runs into the Eraser wisp because they're retarded bricks who fly into hax
>all smart atoms and Viltrumites are deleted from the universe for the remainder of the run

>>149925048
… just don’t ask me about KINGtos, h-h-haha…

>>149925106
>he does it for free
Ahahahahahahhahahahaha holy fuck. Someone get this Kratos victim out of here before I die from laughter

My hero ignores Smart Atoms, so he solos Invincible.

>>149925144
Echo Echo solos the viltrumites

>>149925144
Those straps? Smart atoms

>>149925147
KKKKIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTOOOOSSSS

>>149925144
Jesus, how the fuck are the viltrumites feared? This gets known to any civilization that has archieved machination and it is over for them.

>>149925144
>Present Mic victim
KWAB!

>>149925144
>Batman can solo the entirety of the Viletroon Empire in a weekend
Oh, nonononononononononononononononononononononononononono....

>>149925144
I find it funny how this is just never brought up again after Dinosaurus dies, Rudy in particular could've made great use of such an asset

>>149925144
The entirety of Viltrum? Batman fodder

>>149925207
That Kaiju? Planetary level.

>>149925198
The whole story just forgets about Dinosaurus and Mark's involvement with him so it makes sense

>>149925207
This kaiju? Solos both SHITzilla and JOBulk.

>>149925144
Only beings possessing smart atoms are capable of making that frequency

>>149925207
>flying at reasonably fast speeds into some random monster hurts him so bad he starts bleeding

Can Mark, Kratos, or Simon fix my parent's broken marriage?

Godzilla solos Invincible btw.

>>149925207
The famous viltrumite durability everyone, flying into anything slightly hard and you get a bloody nose

>>149925236
KINGtos will TEACH your parents with family counseling and couples therapy

>>149925248
I mean... yeah
He unironically does
Why would anyone doubt this?

>>149925207
That Kaiju? Smart atoms.

>>149925252
He was holding back his durability so the monster wouldn't feel bad

>>149925248
The same Godzilla that jobs to the Japanese military?

Who wins between Toho backed Godzilla, GRRM backed Jaime Lannister and Kirkman backed Mark?

>>149925207
https://youtu.be/EKEmxYBaIjY

The show is so inconsistent sometimes, this didn't even hurt him.

>>149925288
>Jaime Lannister
Who?

>>149925288
Toho backed Godzilla because they can sue Kirkman and GRRM into generational debt.

>>149925288
KINGme solos Godzilla and Invincible’s verses as a warm up for his fight with Aragorn, which he will doubtlessly win.

>>149925280
A single japanese property already solos composite comics. Do not underestimate them.

>>149925294
This was also in the same goddamn episode

>>149925294
>sometimes

https://youtu.be/vU8eL2CjzHw?si=_tf-qN0n-wuDuPmc

"I applaud you, Shrine Maiden, you still couldn't even touch me however. I've gone up against Cthulu, Aragorn, and other BOUNDLESS threats."
>The entire cast of Touhou look on in shock as GODme pulls out his complex outerversal longsword, the verse it's shaking from the sheer POWER of the BOUNDLESS KINGSLAYER.
"Let me show you why the Kingsguard exists”
>GODKINGEMPERORme EXALTEDLORDnister’s longsword begins to glow with a FRACTION of his 7 Gods blessed might.
"Unfortunately for you, I’ve never cared much for the innocent.”
>With that, GODme charges forward with Infinite speed and slashed Reimu, OBLITERATING her along with everyone there with the explosive shockwave from said attack...
>The entire Touhouverse is consumed by a blinding white light, and when it clears...there's nothing
>But Reimu remains
>GODme floats in space as he looks at the frightened little girl
"I just remembered you are Cersei’s victim, I wouldn't hear the end of it if you die now by my hand."
>With all her friends and family obliterated, Reimu kneels in despair, while Jaime Walks away
>He stops to look behind him, the image of Reimu breaking down in tears makes him chuckle a bit
"Farewell, you queer YiTish wench.”

The equation.
Solve it or else your verse is fodder.

>>149925236
>Mark
Uh..BoS he tries because omni man shit, later he just gives you tips and fucks off
>Greektos
At best some talk if it appeals to him because he kinda killed his family, most likely he just calls you a fagget
>Norsetos
Tries to fix it, while leaving your mom alone because he is a good reddit boy
>Simon
Tips

>>149925178
Dinosaurus found that info when he was on a viltrumite ship and he had an opportunity to read through their databanks but yes I don't think they would have any way to deal with that beyond some dumb shit like outrunning the sound waves

>>149925364
What's an equation?

>>149925273
Yup, smart atom control.

What makes the atom smart? Does it have high IQ?

>>149925364
FUUUUUCKKKKKK! I CAN'T BECAUSE I'M TOO FUCKING STUPID AND MY VERSE IS FILLED WITH IDIOTS!!!!!!

>>149925385
They could probably make an ear implant that specifically cancels the frequencies they're vulnerable to

What would be the best Power Ranger vs. Super Sentai matchup that is closer than many would think?

>>149925425
Bruce Banner…

>>149925425
Reimu...

>>149925429
EMP spam

>>149925425
Deku...

>>149925425
Asura...

>>149925425
Mark Grayson...

>>149925425
Kratos...

>>149925470
Have to hope their own electronics are better protected than anything the Viltrumites can manage then, since you'd be fighting on the ground or else sound weapons are utterly useless

>>149923858
Godzilla fans are very, very annoying

>>149925517
>sound weapons
All it takes is a speaker playing that frequency

>>149925517
To be fair you don't need weapons if you can put the entire enemy army in a fucking coma, you just drown them after.

>>149925308
It's a joke over Kirkman saying his characters can kill superman because GRRM wrote fan fiction and said his character can kill outergods.

>>149925580
Anyone Gojo can’t hurt physically, he just mindrapes them with his DE.

>>149925686
Berserker Heracles would just adapt to it like Mahoraga did thanks to God Hand.

>>149925686
So if someone had no physical brain to rape, like say, a skeleton, they’d be immune?

>>149925364
I can see it now.
>The MC figured it out and they were not a GENIUS like Bruce was.
>This means that Bruce can solve it with ease because reasons!

>>149926023
You seem a little desperate

>>149925364
>Stand back, Bruce. Leave this lizard CHUMP to ME, the CALCULATOR!

>>149926078
Desperate for what? This is the kind of thing DB would pull out their ass.

Post Listtroon not being a troon.

>>149926162
The correct result? Yeah they tend to do that from time to time

>>149926018
Part of the mind rape comes from him flooding their minds with too much info and overwhelming their senses, so I think it’s less of not having a brain but being able to somehow ignore all of the info he floods you with his DE or somehow process all of it.

>>149923689 (OP)
Taking a break from reddit, they are a supermanloving echo chamber

Honestly i cannot comprehend how pegging can be considered gay or emasculating in any way. You're performing sexual acts with a woman, its completely heterosexual.

FROM MY REDDIT THREAD I GLOWER DOWN AT YOU

>>149926018
>>149926203
Guess it depends more on the senses rather than the mind.

reddit is funny sometimes

>>149925660
Man who can
>Erase things from existence so hard it retroactively removes them backwards in time
>can create portals to anywhere, including an infinite void with no escape where you fall, forever
>Telekenesis and elemental manipulation on such a level that changing things on a geographical level is like playing with clay to him
>With a tool made specifically to boost his power, was capable of ending all of creation on a whim, but decided not to
>Master swordsman, strongest man with a blade save for one/two other men, though it's never contested, all 3 won every serious duel they entered
>Unconsciously has the universe bend fate and chance to his favor, to an insane degree of improbability

And GRRM writes him losing to Jamie Lannister, a guy who had his good sword hand chopped off, and has no magical abilities or feats to speak of, not even the best in his verse with a sword even when he had two hands

Post listroon defeating Reddit.

>>149926323
Jaime CHAINSCALES to THAT?!?!

>>149926330
Some fights are not worth it

Sucking dick is unironically one of the best things ever and I weep for all the straight men and lesbians out there who don’t know what it’s like to slobber on a piping hot sweaty cock.

>>149926330
I AM.....INCAPABLE....

>>149926330
I CAN'T OKAY I JUST FUCKING CAN'T!!

plebbit sucks because of the raging low-iq Asurajeets who can't comprehend CHADtos's power

I mean most lesbians have probably sucked cock by now
Lesbian community has become overrun by trannies that don't even try to look like women and don't take HRT or have ops and women are too meek to try and take a stand against bullying and forcing when it's by "victims"

>>149926330
I mean, if Zilla wins, that can be considered a victory dont you think

>>149926330
ListGOD already defeated Superman and /dbg/. What could Reddit do?

>>149924767
People forget David killed big cats as part of his job casually and just how dangerous slings are.

Post themyers77 defeating Hulk.

>>149925537
That blood?
Gohan's.

>>149926338
>>149926388
>Simon edits
didn't help Tom and won't help here

If Kratos is so strong, how come he consistently jobs to the English Language?

>>149926414
I....CANNOT....

>>149926431
Post that episode not flopping because Wile has less fans than Bleach.

>>149926433
He's from Greece

>>149925660
Jamie doesn’t even kill Cthulu, he kills his cultists so he doesn’t wake up.

>>149926453
>>149926467
Canon!

Why did superman lie like that?

>>149926448
>thinking Bleach is more popular then Looney Tunes

>>149926294
SOON YOUR GENERAL WILL BE MINE, YOUR TIME IS COMING DUE
MY POSTS REFLECT MY IMPOTENT COPE
THE BAIT IS SET, LET'S START THE SHOW!

>>149926491
Off your meds again, Lex?

>>149926453
Bros...

>>149926513
I want to get titfucked by Shanna

>>149925409
spent time into making that huh?

when with the SCHIZO DUO have another fight?

>godzilla in hell confirms idw godzilla is omni-dimensional
>hulkfags sperg out over ultima

>>149926495
>He's incapable of providing proof that Wile fans exist
KEK

>>149926578
Post DB ever giving a fuck about Twitter statements.

>>149926448
The episode flopped because it's fucking looney tunes vs tom and jerry, their fanbases and death battle's should have little to no overlap.

>>149926615
I think the only toonforce fight thatll do numbers is mickey vs bugs

>>149926600
i can do you one better
>db gave a shit about a cook book, a third party cook book

>>149926605
that fucking baby holy shit

>>149926631
A cookbook is still better than twatter.

>>149926703
not really.

>>149926703
... on planet retard.

>>149926719
A cookbook is official unlike spergs on Twitter who bait writers into saying shit they don’t mean.

>>149926773
>written by a third party author
>OFFICIAL OMG
hulkfags cope and get the rope

>>149926615
Scooby vs Courage did pretty good though

Kratos winning is the good timeline btw

>>149926516
listroon you are a bit cringe sometimes but ive always liked your edits

I finished counting. In the Ultraman series alone, there's enough kaiju to be placed in every country on Earth.

>>149926854
pity win banner confirmed lol

>>149923773
Don't be ridiculous

>>149926912
Rei would have died to Kamille, Asuka would have raped Kamille.

so why does Listtroon hate superman some much, did he literally real into real life and rape his dad or something?

>>149923773
Bitch, you fucking spazzed out fighting a motionless Shin Godzilla, like a parkinsons victim slipping on a banana and were taken out of the fight.

>>149926941
JOBsuka can't even beat some mass produced copies of her own robot.

>>149926977
>>149926960

She would have won if her own eva didn't have a 5 minute limitation

>>149926958
Because he's the MAN of steel. And xhe hates men, that's why xhe trooned out.

No good feats

>>149927003
Mother fucker, Ultraman can beat literal omni-versal devouring kaiju in under 3 minutes. She got no excuse.

>>149927058
KensukeDAMN

>>149927106
So is that like a tattoo? War paint? A scar?

>>149927106
The BOUNDLESS teacher
>>149927120
Tattoo, to honor his brother

>>149927169
Ah. Was always curious about it. Thanks.

>>149923732
Kingtos

Can someone explain the San vs Spear fight to me? Doesn't he stomp her?

>>149927106
It's amazing how much shittier a character can look just by changing their facial hair.

>>149927189
KKKKKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSS

>>149927200
If you removed the tattoo I legit could never guess that was supposed to be Kratos.

Heres the Kingtos

Why not Light vs Lelouch instead of Columbo

>>149927246
who?

>>149927246
who vs who instead of Columbo?

>>149927242
Schnitzelhausen!!

>>149927246
Who vs Who instead of Who?

>>149927246
>Light's face when he has to try and write Lelouch's full name into the Death Note while Lelouch is staring down at him from his giant robot

>>149927106
9 million. 1 percent. Even in the alternate ending Kratos took literally zero visible damage btw.

ASUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA, I’M SORRY I CALLED YOU A MONSTER! PLEASE HELP GET THIS ROCK OFF OF MEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>149927335
Kratos... Asura is dead, you killed him...

war has changed

>>149927379
Guess Kratos has to wait for a couple of days or a few hours for Asura to come back. He’ll only help Kratos after Kratos says he’s sorry.

>>149927459
I don't think Asura can lift a multiversal boulder... Even then Kratos permanently killed Asura by eliminating the concept of mantra and ending the cycle of reincarnation

>>149927510
>Asura by eliminating the concept of mantra
This never happened btw.

She's big

>>149925280
Post a single example of Godzilla jobbing to the military that doesn't involve Mechagodzilla, the Super X, or the Oxygen Destroyer

>>149927673
Shin and Minus One.

>>149927700
Well shoot, I should have excluded those versions since they're very weak outliers. Still
>Shin jobbed against blood coagulation caused by bureaucrats and global partnerships
>Minus One jobbed against pressure differences and not committing suicide

>>149927700
Technically, neither of those died to the military. The Japanese had to find a way around his defenses after being showed his physical superiority in a fight. Both of these movies even have scenes where their respective Gojis just completely annihilate the strongest military forces they come across.
Shin would apparently die to a nuke according to author statements, though.

>>149927510
When Asura truly dies, he just disappears completely. His body still remained after Kratos killed him so he’s coming back. It was in the same state as Ahria found him after he killed himself fighting the Gohma. I think DB forgot about that, kek.

>>149927429
Gokubros won that btw.

>>149927802
The thing that makes me laugh is just random images of Goku aurafarming posted that get like 50 comments.

The 500th reply belongs to the teacher, scholar, KING.

BABYtos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6aOhPFV0Ns

SMT won this thread btw

>>149927884
…and Kratos too, I guess.

>>149923705
>>149927884
>KINGtos heralded the beginning and the end of the thread

Outerversal SMT fall damage

>>149927958
Would never happen to Flynn btw

new
>>149927990

>>149927763
K, B, C

We jobbed again...

>solos all of your /co/ characters
nothing personal