Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:16:04 PM
No.150052044
>B-BUT ASURA LOST!!!
This is literally the last scene in Kratos vs Asura
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:16:04 PM
No.150052044
>B-BUT ASURA LOST!!!
This is literally the last scene in Kratos vs Asura
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:16:04 PM
No.150052044
>B-BUT ASURA LOST!!!
This is literally the last scene in Kratos vs Asura
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:16:04 PM
No.150052044
>B-BUT ASURA LOST!!!
This is literally the last scene in Kratos vs Asura
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 7:04:33 PM
No.150029705
>>150029654
>Post Asura winning a death battle
Easy. He gaped Kratos in the last part of the video.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:16:58 AM
No.149923825
>>149923732
And by HE, I mean the HEndu God of Wrath, CHADsura
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:20:34 AM
No.149870437
>I’ve never been good at knowing my limit,
>Keep finding new mountain levels within it,
>Have faith in your dead wife that has faith in yourself…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>Believe in my wife’s son that believes in myself…
>WE SHINE A LIGHT, AS PAJEETS COPE!
>BECAUSE NOTHING, CAN CONTAIN OUR HOPE!
>Masters of trees to chop, bears to fight,
>It’s all part of gameplay design, I block the light,
>With the palm of my hand, I’m FTL please understand…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>WHERE IS MY WIFE, AND MY HOPE?!?!
>IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS MYTHRA ROPES!
>NO MOUNTAIN OR WALL CAN STOP MY HOPE!
>Been buried deep inside the Underworld so recently,
>Illuminated by the fire on me…
>When everything I see aligning with what my wife believes,
>I’M AIMING HIGHER THAN MY SEED CAN CONCEIVE!
>SPIRALING MOUNTAIN PEAKS IN MY MIND,
>LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE!
>FROM THE THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE I LEFT,
>FLIPPING TEMPLES UP INTO THE LIGHT!
>Wife… in… labor…
>Asura… and Yasha… raped… her…
>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!
>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!
>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while my wife’s two BLACK BVLLS clash BBCs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BBC holy FUARK!!!*
>In brightest day, as Mithra ropes…
>No mountain or wall can stop my hope…
>We shine a light, as pajeets cope…
>Because NOTHING… CAN CONTAIN MY HOOOPE!!!
>WIIIFE IIIN LAAABOOOR!!!
>ASUUURA AND YAAASHA RAAAPED HEEER!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:49:37 AM
No.149841324
>How about you take a SEAT right over THERE?
>PEDTOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!!
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 8:15:18 AM
No.149726597
>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:56:25 PM
No.149394650
>>149394632
Silly anon, Asura won the true ending DLC and sent Kratos to destiny islands where he can go get dunked on by Sora, Donald, and Goofy
