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Anonymous No.149040616 >>149040626 >>149040634 >>149041128 >>149041179 >>149041194 >>149041721 >>149042170 >>149042514 >>149044117
Death Battle
Wil E Preview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcZ7fT9jig&t=5s
Tom Preview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlWjkJC9veI
Discuss upcoming matches or dream matches
Anonymous No.149040623 >>149040643 >>149041081 >>149045965
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous No.149040626 >>149040632 >>149040646 >>149040686
>>149040616 (OP)
HalGOD might be a child molester but he solos Goku
Anonymous No.149040632
>>149040626
Hal is for General Blue
Anonymous No.149040634 >>149040690
>>149040616 (OP)
>casually breaks out of the screen to rape the animator
Wilebrosโ€ฆ weโ€™re cooked.
Anonymous No.149040643 >>149040669 >>149040716 >>149045965
>>149040623
Spamming these threads isnโ€™t going to make you loved, faggot
Anonymous No.149040646
>>149040626
Halbros...
Anonymous No.149040665 >>149040708 >>149040752
Last thread didn't stand a chance against Shen Log.
Anonymous No.149040669 >>149040716 >>149041053
>>149040643
Your experience appears to differ, but being loved isn't a problem for most people, myself included. I'll pray for you, though.
Anonymous No.149040678 >>149041042
believe in the Tom who believes in you
Anonymous No.149040686
>>149040626
While the latter is true, Hal is for the Beyonder.
Anonymous No.149040690
>>149040634
To be fair they did mention Wil E popping out of a comic book.
Anonymous No.149040708 >>149041876
>>149040665
King Piccolo killed Shen Long, and Popo recreated him on Goku's request.
Anonymous No.149040716
>>149040643
GOLD!
>>149040669
Moldโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.149040752
>>149040665
Gouken is for Jinpachi Mishima.
Anonymous No.149040759 >>149040775
>search combatant/series name on yt
>sort by most popular
>first result is their death battle
Matchups for this feel?
Anonymous No.149040775
>>149040759
Any fighting game matchup.
Anonymous No.149040782 >>149041206
TITANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.149040793
>>149040030
A take so shit it killed the thread.
Anonymous No.149040972
Uuuuuhhhhh Wil E bros? Tom is Star level https://youtu.be/lXy-nlyOD-Y?si=faLboVrEiTGQElof&t=458
Anonymous No.149041042
>>149040678
>Jerry is Boota
Holy fuark
Anonymous No.149041053
>>149040669
>the church going oh no spammer blesses the GAY italian youtuber
that's a sin, church boy
Anonymous No.149041081 >>149042209
>>149040623
22 pages on desuarchive.
been spamming since august 13th, 2024.
was spamming 'god bless and keep you' before that since 2022.
Anonymous No.149041120 >>149041125 >>149041169 >>149041198
Still waiting for a feat to justify this sub-city fraud being listed as a Multiverse Buster.
Anonymous No.149041125 >>149041169
>>149041120
I'm still waiting for any feat period
Anonymous No.149041128
>>149040616 (OP)
>trebuchet, a Reddit favourite
Of course, the primitives enjoy the trebuchet.
Anonymous No.149041164 >>149041755
My hero Son Goku would beat Wile E. Coyote with ease. He jobs to Tom though
Anonymous No.149041169 >>149041189 >>149041198
>>149041120
>>149041125
DevilMayCope fags will cite Mundus creating a universe at the end of the first game but in later games Dante still gets outsped by a soccer momโ€™s family van so that creation feat isnโ€™t remotely as impressive as they hype it up to be
Anonymous No.149041179 >>149041789 >>149042216
>>149040616 (OP)
It should be Tom and Jerry vs Itchy and Scratchy.
Anonymous No.149041189 >>149041223
>>149041169
Multiversal soccer mom's family van that Kratos owned for one summer.
Anonymous No.149041194 >>149042216 >>149042590
>>149040616 (OP)
Ive seen Coyote's rip house cats apart irl while at most I've seen videos of cats scaring Coyote away. Never heard of one killing a full grown Coyote. Tom is going to get eaten.
Anonymous No.149041198 >>149041208 >>149041217
>>149041169
>>149041120
Dante needs to go against Devilman/Amon and Spawn , it's more up his speed.
Anonymous No.149041206 >>149042095
>>149040782
Anonymous No.149041208 >>149041223 >>149041225
>>149041198
And the feats that put him on their level...?
Anonymous No.149041217
>>149041198
>Spawn
Dante gets gaped by Yusuke, Spawn is overkill.
Anonymous No.149041223 >>149041237
>>149041208
You don't want spawn to go 3-0?
>>149041189
Canon.
Anonymous No.149041225
>>149041208
He is almost speeding van level
Anonymous No.149041237 >>149041270
>>149041223
Would prefer Dante go up against characters more on his level.
Maybe he can fight Touhou, they don't seem to have feats and the fans seem to struggle listing off their feats when asked too.
Anonymous No.149041270 >>149041295
>>149041237
That would be a stomp though? We know Dante is atleast mountain atmosphere level with this groundbreaking feat https://youtu.be/659XLhY-nJ4
Anonymous No.149041295 >>149041322
>>149041270
What time is the feat? Iโ€™m not sitting here for ten whole minutes.
Anonymous No.149041322 >>149041353 >>149041425
>>149041295
The beginning. The fight takes up on a mountain which shows that Dante is mountain atmosphere level
Anonymous No.149041353
>>149041322
Kek.

You got me. I thought an actual feat was being posted for once.
Anonymous No.149041400 >>149041420
sorry but van level doesn't quite cut it
Anonymous No.149041420
>>149041400
What even is TROONhou?
Anonymous No.149041425
>>149041322
holy fuARk...that's slightly below goku who's upper atmosphere level
Anonymous No.149041429 >>149041461
>CHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhou
YUP.
Anonymous No.149041461
>>149041429
Reimu-sama... just a whiff... please...
Anonymous No.149041582 >>149041627
Strongest mafia in fiction, coming through
Anonymous No.149041627 >>149041643 >>149041928 >>149046119
>>149041582
Anonymous No.149041643 >>149041679 >>149046119
>>149041627
>Giant CAS Superman gets hurtled into the Source Wall and then casually drilled in just a few seconds
Was it necessary to embarrass the DC cosmology this badly?
Anonymous No.149041679 >>149041693 >>149041775 >>149041793 >>149042415
>>149041643
CAS is weaker than regular superman
Anonymous No.149041693 >>149041705 >>149041793 >>149042415
>>149041679
>Grok is this true?
Anonymous No.149041705
>>149041693
Emergency discord meeting, NOW Superbros!
Anonymous No.149041721 >>149041731
>>149040616 (OP)
>They are giving tom magic weapons
It's over...
Anonymous No.149041731 >>149042440
>>149041721
They're giving Coyote speed almost on par with Road Runner, Tom is most likely cooked.
Anonymous No.149041755
>>149041164
>my hero Son Goku
OUR HERO
Anonymous No.149041775
>>149041679
according to classic /dbg/ before it went insane overtime this is a true fact
Anonymous No.149041789
>>149041179
>Itchy and Scratchy
Poochie victims
Anonymous No.149041793
>>149041679
>>149041693
We got found out redditbros...
Anonymous No.149041864
Post Superman destroying a universe without killing himself in the process.
Anonymous No.149041867
>CHADdit CHADdit CHADdit CHADdit
yup.
Anonymous No.149041876
>>149040708
Okay, now he just barely stands a chance against Ryu
Anonymous No.149041928
>>149041627
>I'm Simon the digger! if there's a wall in my way, I'LL SMASH IT DOWN!
Anonymous No.149042007 >>149042180 >>149042276 >>149042757 >>149042990 >>149044472
Anonymous No.149042095 >>149042112
>>149041206
Is this from the Tails Gets Trolled webcomic?
Anonymous No.149042112
>>149042095
yes
Anonymous No.149042170 >>149042195 >>149042242
>>149040616 (OP)
So if the Infinity Gauntlet canโ€™t work on Avatar Darkseids does that mean it wouldnโ€™t be able to work on something like Reverse Flashโ€™s infinite paradoxes?
Anonymous No.149042180 >>149042494
>>149042007
You'd have to be the most boring person on earth to actively make death battle debunk videos.
Anonymous No.149042195
>>149042170
despite being relegated to a single universe it does have the range to reach past it with abilities
Anonymous No.149042209 >>149042406
>>149041081
Seething since 2021 because of the ASS VOID!!!!
Anonymous No.149042216 >>149043290
>>149041179
>Tom and Jerry vs Itchy and Scratchy
Shit matchup.

>>149041194
>Coyote is going to get eaten
Ftfy.
Anonymous No.149042242
>>149042170
It wasn't due to being delegated as universal per se but due to darkseid being a fourth world being as opposed to thanos who belonged to a lower realm.
Things, however, would've gone different if thanos had access to his other, more powerful macguffins.
And no, he wouldn't be able to do anything to rf flash for the same reasons as before.
Anonymous No.149042276
>>149042007
>Faggot with a Yugi avatar complaining about NLFs
kek
Anonymous No.149042396 >>149042451 >>149042954
I'm a Martial Artist!

If there is a limit in my way... iยดll smash it thru!
Anonymous No.149042406
>>149042209
God bless and keep you, anon.
Anonymous No.149042415 >>149042481
>>149041679
>>149041693
It was never a powerlevel thing, always was a narrative device. Powerfaggots are just retarded.
Anonymous No.149042421 >>149042442
Do the impossible
see the invisible
touch the untoucheable
break the unbreakable
Anonymous No.149042440 >>149042510
>>149041731
>Tom is most likely cooked.
Tom can break out of any screen into the real world, snap his fingers, and transform the real world into a cartoon. I donโ€™t think Wileโ€™s going to win this at all, dawg.
Anonymous No.149042442 >>149042443 >>149042623 >>149044351 >>149044901
>>149042421
Goku is unironically a better representation of hope than Simon
Anonymous No.149042443
>>149042442
Anonymous No.149042451 >>149042472
>>149042396
I'm not the biggest fan of this matchup but I'd still be hyped if it was going to be animated by Torrian.
Anonymous No.149042472 >>149042492 >>149042499
>>149042451
Its the most honest, respectful, and possibly most gratifying episode depending on the budget

Imagine they break reality into a live action fight and we see both the life action actor for Ryu from Assassins Fist and Chadwick returns to play Goku in a manga accurate cosplay redeeming himself just like Zamasuยดs en voice actor

Also scalation to scalation of all their forms until it ends in a Tekken 8 Final battle with just clean fists, both shirtless of course.

The fight ends in a cross counter and there is a wait until one of the two collapses. The winner then helps them get back up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVjju3y0Tmg&ab_channel=Gamer%27sLittlePlayground
Anonymous No.149042481 >>149042504
>>149042415
Well it was a crappy narrative device since only power scalers bring it up.
Anonymous No.149042492 >>149043477
>>149042472
Also fanservice stuff like God Fusion Goku, using the heroes summons, growing giant like DON Battle stadium, biting Ryu, etc.

And Ryu changing the music theme by saying "the answer lies... in the heart of battle", doing a focus attack cancel into Metsu Hadouken, activates the infinity stones as response to Goku's hax, Ken mode giving him a moment 37 and can perhaps even call the Zords to match giant Goku.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHlhcqctS9Y&list=RDpHlhcqctS9Y&start_radio=1&ab_channel=PikminExpert and a mix of Volcanic rim with Hero - Flow would just be amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y-BWmaLMsU&ab_channel=FLOW-Topic

Sadly i guess there would be an obligatory funneh fortnite segment.
Anonymous No.149042494 >>149042508 >>149042555
>>149042180
No no. That award goes to people that debunk Fan Battle episodes.
Anonymous No.149042499 >>149042506 >>149042509 >>149042709 >>149043185
>>149042472
Speaking of Tekken, does anyone know any good matchups for Kazuya? Since the other two Mishimas got their episodes, it's only fitting that he shows up at some point, right?
Anonymous No.149042504
>>149042481
>power scalers are shit
Agreed.
Anonymous No.149042506
>>149042499
My the one for him is Iori Yagami
Both got cursed blood and all.

But some also pair him with wesker for some reason where Liquid Snake is right there for him.
Anonymous No.149042508 >>149042511
>>149042494
Unless there's Cartoon Fight Club debunks.
Anonymous No.149042509
>>149042499
No idea. I doubt that there are many opponents around his destructive power that are nearly as durable as him.
Anonymous No.149042510 >>149042516 >>149046143
>>149042440
Tom has better 4th wall breaking powers but I feel like theyโ€™re gonna pull a Sonic and be like โ€œYeah that is true, but we canโ€™t really make that a win conโ€
Anonymous No.149042511
>>149042508
I mean, in terms of presentational effort sure, but the debunk video has more views than the original video.
Anonymous No.149042514
>>149040616 (OP)
TomSCHOLAR and WillieGODS are a better feats and statement than Kratos the fraudulent one
Anonymous No.149042516 >>149042797
>>149042510
Like they did here that is
Anonymous No.149042522 >>149042566
Invincible is weird. Mark and Allen are the only characters that are actually mentioned as having gotten stronger, but they still perform about as well as they always have.
Anonymous No.149042527 >>149042545
>"Seething since 2021 because of the ASS VO-ACK!"
Hey what's going on my muchachos, It's Joey from Joey's Super Cool Food Reviews. I'M BEAAAACK!
Bit of a depature from our usual style of content, cause today I'll review this entire Pizza Hut Pizza while nodiff'ing this fat guy in a red shirt! WOWOOWOWOWWOWOWW
Anonymous No.149042544 >>149042615
>He can SNAP his FINGERS and turn a REAL room in a CARTOON!
>But what does that mean practically, how does that help in a fight, especially against another cartoon?
>...fuck you.
Anonymous No.149042545 >>149042569
>>149042527
Is Joey from Joey's Super Cool Food Reviews anti kajiu or like kajiu?
Anonymous No.149042555
>>149042494
Shit like this is why it's so annoying when a matchup has an obvious "people's champion", so to speak.
Anonymous No.149042566 >>149042732
>>149042522
Invincible grows stronger than Omni-Man and Allen goes from getting stomped by regular Viltrumites to stomping them.
Do you just mean their feats don't get better?
Anonymous No.149042569 >>149042613
>>149042545
Joey's most popular video has him wearing Mickey Ears with his name engraved, so it's not out of the question to say he likes a good big monster movie.
I can already imagine how the fight begins, with Joey picking a fistfight with Niko in the movie theater after the latter uses his ass void powers to shit on the screen and ruin the experience for everyone else (which is currently broadcasting Godzilla vs Gamera)
Anonymous No.149042572
It feels weird remembering that Omni man vs Bardock had a whole theatre premiere.
Anonymous No.149042590
>>149041194
Tom has 9 lives. Wile has 1.
Anonymous No.149042613
>>149042569
>At least 1 retard ITT actually wants NikoSuperCadoReviews
You guys have worse booking then Death Battle itself. Seriously, this is a Natsu vs Ace-tier mismatch. Nikocado's character-defining move is completely invalidated purely because of Joey's weight class making him unable to be absorbed. I've seen some try to argue it makes for a interesting battle dynamic, but at that point why not also have a matchup where The Flash cannot use the speedforce,
Like, what else does 'Cado and his building-level hax even have left against star-level Joey, Farting and Calling Corporate? That's never putting Joe down in a billion years. Don't you fucking dare bring up the Pink eye shit, that stuff is barely a buff unless you buy Speedy's dumb wanking.
Anonymous No.149042615
>>149042544
Yeah his best bet would be to bring Coyote into the real world and then just leave it that way, so they're playing on a field more favorable to Tom and one where Wile's toon bullshit doesn't work.
Anonymous No.149042623 >>149042638 >>149044229 >>149044234 >>149044247 >>149044255
>>149042442
Better representation of cope, more like
Anonymous No.149042638 >>149042695 >>149044415
>>149042623
No that's still solidly Simon's thing
Anonymous No.149042695
>>149042638
Simon won tho
Anonymous No.149042709 >>149042743
>>149042499
There was a cast for Wesker vs Kazuya. Itโ€™s an insane shitstomp but I guess people want it? Iโ€™ve also seen Yujiro tossed around. Maybe a Kazuya episode was planned around with T8โ€™s release and we end up seeing it soon.
Anonymous No.149042732
>>149042566
I'm not super sure how well I can explain what I mean. It feels like Mark is being described as getting stronger, but his combat showings against Viltrumites doesn't feel consistent. Conquest is supposedly the number 2 to Thragg, but Mark is helpless to Anissa.
Anonymous No.149042743
>>149042709
Maybe a Kazuya episode is going to be Torian's episode. Imagine if they did a semi-runback and had him fight Gill.
Anonymous No.149042757
>>149042007
Fictional characters can be written to have no limits, so it's not a fallacy In this case.
Anonymous No.149042797
>>149042516
Sonic has never broken the 4th wall to the degree that Tom has. And Wile has similar albeit lesser 4th wall breaking capabilities which is why it'll still be a factor.
Anonymous No.149042954
>>149042396
>Satsui no Hado Ryu vs SS4 Goku
>Power of Nothingess vs Ultra Instinct
Fun matchup. Ryu or Jin Mori are both fun matchups for Goku IF he returns on the show.
Anonymous No.149042962 >>149042979 >>149042981 >>149043104 >>149043286
If we were forced to have some sort of Sonic.exe match up, how would you feel and is there any match up that you would at least be fine with in that regard?
Anonymous No.149042979 >>149043153
>>149042962
I'd be more curious in knowing how they would even research that since it's kind of like scp foundation stuff,there's countless versions of Sonic.exe that come with their own specific lame creepypasta abilities which may or may not contradict with other versions
Anonymous No.149042981 >>149043109
>>149042962
Maybe against some other creepypasta mu. Creepypasta MUs could maybe be amusing in part because of their cringy edge. Could also do something like Trollge vs "Gabriel" from Mandela Catalogue
Anonymous No.149042989
ENTER
Anonymous No.149042990 >>149046132
>>149042007
Gotta love how he was watching the match with the GurrenCHAD who made the vid on how Simon would fridge Kyle/DC when the ep came out
Anonymous No.149043007
>Master_Ball_(Ilustraciรณn).png
Anonymous No.149043104
>>149042962
Honestly RED from the Godzilla NES Creepypasta is one of his best matchups for EXE
Anonymous No.149043107
https://youtu.be/EyOgdGnO7IQ?si=fXmeDDWl1Tz9JWNQ
What would he be scaling? As a versus battle sense
Anonymous No.149043109
>>149042981
I think the only creepypasta episode I'd be down for is Slenderman vs SCP 173
Anonymous No.149043153
>>149042979
Well I don't imagine that Death Battle would bother with the original JC-the-Hyena version, but it is certainly possible that they could craft something out of either Lord X or Sonic.exe if they reached out to JoeDoughBoi.
They could even have like dooblajicoo do or at least contribute to the animation given his place in that community.
Anonymous No.149043185
>>149042499
Kazuya vs Demon King Piccolo maybe? I'm not a Tekken fan but from what I do know they have similar vibes as like demonic tyrants who father kids that go the other way (Jin and Piccolo) and they actively wage destruction and fear. Plus all the obvious martial arts parallels and shit.

Checking VSBW Kazuya and Demon King Piccolo wouldn't be that different in power. Piccolo is moon-level but Kazuya is apparently multi-continental level so while Piccolo would likely win via stats I can see Kazuya giving him some trouble. Especially based on his P&As list, he has more in his toolbox to work with.

Of course there could be some wank potential that I'm completely ignorant of but on the surface this looks like superior stats vs superior hax with them sharing significant parallels and similar vibes.
Anonymous No.149043283
Tom can get sliced into salami and reform and nothing suggested this took one of his lives. According to multiversus he scales to superman
He cannot be beaten.
Anonymous No.149043286
>>149042962
A creepypasta matchup would only work if it was deliberately tongue-in-cheek.
Anonymous No.149043290 >>149043300
>>149042216
Don't think cats eat Coyote's again never seen one actually beat a Coyote in combat and kill one. Coyote is going to eat Tom and Tom will spend forever in Coyote's stomach like a vore porno. Constantly dying and reviving to keep Coyote fed forever. Look what happened with Smokey vs detective Doggo.
Anonymous No.149043300
>>149043290
This is unironically a better idea than all of the Death Battle's attempts at "respectful" deaths.
Anonymous No.149043316 >>149043349 >>149043507 >>149043928 >>149044565 >>149045335
Strongest Deadly sin?
Anonymous No.149043320 >>149043334 >>149043398
>I now remember Ragna vs Velvet
Anonymous No.149043334 >>149043376 >>149043398 >>149044539
>>149043320
Ragna is like 1-C with admin rights to his cosmology and Velvet is unironically building level.
Anonymous No.149043349 >>149043462
>>149043316
Semi-related, but do you prefer when a character embodies one of the 7 sins through their behaviours, or if they embody a sin by encouraging sinful behaviors in others?
Anonymous No.149043376 >>149043382 >>149043398
>>149043334
The entire thing was unironically pushed by a single shipfag seething Ragna got raped in a previous matchup and wanted his Blazliterallywho character to stomp an infinitely superior character
Anonymous No.149043382
>>149043376
Ragna probably stomps Sol now
Anonymous No.149043398 >>149043427 >>149043440 >>149043453
>>149043320
>>149043334
Christ, that sounds like a terrible matchup.
>>149043376
Can that guy get exposed as a pedophile too? Does that even kill matches in the community?
Anonymous No.149043427 >>149043457
>>149043398
I don't really think so, Don't people want that niponese sword guy whose author got exposed as a Pedo? It's called Kenshin something. The only way to Kill a match is if you're transphobic chuddy chud
Anonymous No.149043440 >>149043457
>>149043398
I know that people stopped liking Homura vs Kurumi after they found out the guy pushing for it was a lolifag. Then again Speedy claimed that JK Rowling being transphobic was worse than the Kenshin guy buying like 500 cp dvds and he's fine.
Anonymous No.149043453
>>149043398
Something like that sorta happened with a pitch a few months ago. The person pitching showed off a body pillow or two to Ben and Chad. The matchup was Homura vs Kurumi, not that the guy made it himself.
Anonymous No.149043457 >>149043474
>>149043427
>>149043440
Man, RIP to Dumbledore vs Gandalf and Percy vs Harry.
Anonymous No.149043462
>>149043349
>if they embody a sin by encouraging sinful behaviors in others?
This is the better way to do it if the setting is actually employing Christian themes outside of the 7 deadly sins.
Because those aren't meant to be "sinful" on their own (everyone engages in them from time to time) but rather serve as a door for people to lose themselves in more heinous sins.
But for settings that either don't take itself too seriously or don't want to use Christian/catholic themes as a base of their narratives the "Embody the sin through their behaviors" is a more efficient and simple way to portray it.
Anonymous No.149043464
Homura is for Baiser
Anonymous No.149043474 >>149043500 >>149043555
>>149043457
Would it really be that hard to represent the HP characters on the show in spite of Rowling? It's not like they'd win their matchups anyway.
Anonymous No.149043477
>>149042492
Project X Zone Ryu is where he's the strongest though.
Anonymous No.149043500 >>149043517
>>149043474
JKR is public enemy number 1 for troons. To them she's worse than Hitler.
Anonymous No.149043507 >>149043524 >>149043548 >>149043554 >>149044000 >>149044106
>>149043316
Can someone explain this to me? Like if someone raped your daughter wouldnt you want revenge? It's also saving others from the rapist. Feel like people who say shit like this are secretly awful people who dont want vengeance brought onto them.
Anonymous No.149043517 >>149043563 >>149043727 >>149044038
>>149043500
That's so dumb cause her opinions aren't even that unique compared to other vocally transphobic people. Also I'm pretty sure she's bigoted in like a dozen other ways, so picking one to judge her for above all others is redundant on their part.
Anonymous No.149043524 >>149043545
>>149043507
>NOOOOOOOOO ANON! If you kill that rapist the number of criminals stay the same. That Rapist has a life and he can be rehabilitated in Arkham Asylum. If you kill him you would be no better then him.
Anonymous No.149043545 >>149043563 >>149043573 >>149043578
>>149043524
How many times has Batman actually said or done something just like this?
Anonymous No.149043548 >>149043570
>>149043507
Propaganda against revenge is a psyop formulated by those who know they are doing wrong to try to keep you from seeking just restitution.
Anonymous No.149043554 >>149043606
>>149043507
I canโ€™t imagine shilling for death battle but people on Reddit are crazy enough to do it, since attacking Asuraโ€™s character is the bane of that video to make Kratos look better, itโ€™s wild how powerscalers canโ€™t even bother to play an 8 hour game or watch a 27 episode anime like holy fuck
Anonymous No.149043555 >>149043611
>>149043474
I'm pretty sure a researcher got fired over a transphobic discord message some years ago. Harry Potter is never getting another episode now.
Anonymous No.149043563
>>149043545
There is one recent panel of Superman and Batman giving a guy shit for killing evil universe destroy number 1000, I can find it if you really want me to
>>149043517
I think it's hivemind behavior and wanting attention from other troons
Anonymous No.149043570
>>149043548
Anonymous No.149043573 >>149043654 >>149043710
>>149043545
Heโ€™s never actually said that quote or that other made up quote, itโ€™s a meme and nobody hates other heroes for not killing their villains so I donโ€™t get it
Anonymous No.149043578 >>149043593
>>149043545
Quite a bit
Anonymous No.149043593
>>149043578
Fanfic levels of dramatic lmao. I'm imagining a said violin as Batman yelps.
Anonymous No.149043606
>>149043554
Anon this is currently one of the top posts on the Death Battle subreddit
Anonymous No.149043611
>>149043555
Strunton? I'm pretty sure he got fired because he said he didn't like gay people cause he's religious or something.
Anonymous No.149043654 >>149043684 >>149043710 >>149043722
>>149043573
Because no other hero has as much attention drawn to it, and because other hero's rogues usually are cosmic monsters who are extremely hard to actually kill or supergeniuses with vast amounts of tech at their disposal, whereas Joker is just a regular human serial killer in 90% of his stories. The problem isn't Batman not killing Joker, anyway, it's true he has no obligation to. The problem is him fucking saving Joker instead of letting him die, many many times.

Anyway, while he's never actually said the words (come very close though) you can tell it's always been thought in every Batman story when he prevents Joker from being killed by someone. Even the entire idea of Batkek is LITERALLY Batman becoming like Joker after killing him. Couldn't get more on the nose if you tried.
Anonymous No.149043684 >>149043710 >>149043716
>>149043654
Funny how Joker falls to his death right in front of Batman in the 1989 film and it doesn't negatively affect Bruce at all.
Anonymous No.149043691 >>149043737 >>149044180
Anonymous No.149043699 >>149043711 >>149043717 >>149043744 >>149044146 >>149045803
Post boundless characters making a boulder do heavy they can't lift it.
Anonymous No.149043710 >>149043735 >>149043773
>>149043573
>>149043654
>>149043684
I still never really got it. Itโ€™s not like Doomsday where no one else but Superman canโ€™t kill the Joker. Anyone should be able to you know, shoot the Joker. But for some reason, everyone says it HAS to be Batman. Canโ€™t there just be a dirty cop doing it.

Of course, thatโ€™s just Watsonian. Doylist says Jokerโ€™s too popular
Anonymous No.149043711
>>149043699
I-I... u-uhmm.... I don't think I can.......
Anonymous No.149043716 >>149044180
>>149043684
The whole 'I'm not going to kill you but I don't have to save you' from Batman Begins was also good. If that's how Batman was portrayed (and it is how he's portrayed sometimes, he's almost a century old after all) that would be fine. But instead you get Batman leaping to do mouth to mouth to revive Joker after he just got done nearly destroying the entire planet and probably killing millions. Make it make sense.
Anonymous No.149043717 >>149044223
>>149043699
I can but I can't find the gif. Those rocks Kratos was ran from were outerversal.
Anonymous No.149043722 >>149043806
>>149043654
I mean Spider Man doesnโ€™t kill a guy who dresses in a purple singlet and threw his girlfriend off a bridge, Daredevil has multiple almost schizophrenic character arcs of being a catholic and not wanting to kill people, the only grounded joker story I can think of really is just killing joke, he fucking made a mech suit to fight Batman heโ€™s nowhere near THAT grounded.
>h-h-heโ€™s never actually said s-s-so Iโ€™m gonna keep quoting him like he said it to make him look bad
Anonymous No.149043727
>>149043517
She's supposed to be on their side and that side of the internet is used to getting people to capitulate to them if they harass them enough. What she said isn't important, it's about control.
Anonymous No.149043735
>>149043710
Joker was on death row, Batman saved him because it was for a crime he didn't commit.
Nightwing killed Joker, Batman revived him.
Punisher tried to kill Joker, Batman fended him off specifically to save him.
Red Hood was going to kill Joker, Batman stopped him.
Harley tried killing Joker, and while Batman didn't stop her, it's pretty heavily implied he knew she would have failed and took no measures to do it properly.

It's fine if Batman doesn't want to be the one to kill him. A bit stupid, but fine. Don't prevent others from doing it.
Anonymous No.149043737
>>149043691
What does the Jersey Devil actually do? Mothman's bad luck aura should get him the win here.
Anonymous No.149043744 >>149044055
>>149043699
Anonymous No.149043773
>>149043710
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.149043806
>>149043722
>I mean Spider Man doesnโ€™t kill a guy who dresses in a purple singlet and threw his girlfriend off a bridge
...the story ended with Osborn straight up dying from Peter's perspective, speedreader.
You're also deliberately missing the point. Daredevil and Spidey don't go out of their way to save Osborn or Bullseye's lives from other people who want them dead, multiple times. It's fine if they don't want to kill them. but then let others do it.
>heโ€™s nowhere near THAT grounded.
In the vast majority of his comics he's been portrayed as a regular mafioso with a clown gimmick. It's not until more recently they decided he needed to be a cosmic multiversal threat that could destroy all of DC if he so wished.
>quoting him like he said it to make him look bad
Yep. Seethe
Anonymous No.149043861 >>149044097
If your boundless character is not capable of:
>Making a rock so heavy he can't move it
>Make a four sided-triangle
>Make a boat that is unsinkable but is also sinking
>Make it so a woman would want to have sex with (you)
Then he is not boundless.
Anonymous No.149043928
>>149043316
Pride, duh
Anonymous No.149043972 >>149044034 >>149044208 >>149045357
What makes Shigaraki such a LEGEND? Every other Death Battle combatant this year has faced some degree of contention and opposition for one thing or another and yet there's near universal acclaim for his character and agreement that Shigaraki is way more powerful than Mahito, that his victory was the correct outcome and well explained, and that he had one of the best episodes of the year if not among the best of all time. Not only that but Shigaraki vs Mahito retains a very solid lead on view count, literally second only to Bowser vs Eggman in terms of 2024/25 episodes.
How does he do it? What can other characters learn from this absolute legend and his episode?
Anonymous No.149043985 >>149044071
Who is best for she
Anonymous No.149044000 >>149044563 >>149045231
>>149043507
Revenge isn't justice is the issue.
It is self-gratification through destruction.
That's not to say an active threat shouldn't be stopped, but that should be the goal rather than the means for which to satisfy one's revenge.
The feelings behind a desire for revenge aren't unnatural or unhealthy in and of themselves either. There would be something wrong with you if you didn't feel indignant anger about a loved one being harmed.
But wanting revenge doesn't really give those feelings an outlet of any real sort, it just foments and festers them within you.
To walk back towards the previous post, a sin is only a sin when it begins to harm you and/or those around you. Wrath is sinful when it is no longer productive.
Fighting against an unjust system is, for most people, something that is motivated by a certain degree of anger. It becomes a problem when it is all you can think about or if you are using it to justify malaction.
To work towards a better future, we have to try and push our emotions in constructive and restorative directions.
Anonymous No.149044034
>>149043972
Simple. We werent watching for him.
Anonymous No.149044038
>>149043517
Well it is because she was initially normie aligned and had a habit of retconning things for brownie points from the center/center-left because that's where the money is. Given that her status as the rights holder of a Top 10 highest grossing media franchise, it bestows upon her a wider platform from which to air her views. It also means that more eyes are going to be on her.
Anonymous No.149044055 >>149044112
>>149043744
He almost looks like he was going to kiss him.
t. Yoko Littner
Anonymous No.149044071 >>149044160 >>149046822
>>149043985
The favorite is Shulk, but it could be cool if there was a FF Protag Royale.
Anonymous No.149044097 >>149044145
>>149043861
They would also need to be able to make you comprehend all of those impossible notions as if they were perfectly possible.
Anonymous No.149044102
WoD matchups are funny because it's always a donut steel OC who blows up omniverses, has R > F layers of concept erasure and WoD has middling characters along the lines of "I can make a rock so heavy I can't lift it while also being capable of lifting it" and there really isn't anything you can do about that but seethe.
Anonymous No.149044106 >>149044350 >>149044563
>>149043507
>Like if someone raped your daughter wouldnt you want revenge? It's also saving others from the rapist.
For starters Revenge and Justice are two different things, but it goes deeper than that.
Let's go with your scenario: your daughter was raped and you are full of righteous anger and take revenge. What now?
You kill the rapist? That's the most likely answer, but how? You give him a quick and painless dead? That's too good for him, your daughter will forever have to live with the physical and mental scars of his attack, he deserves worse.
So you torture him? Feed him alive to your dogs? Suddenly you turn into someone who's enjoying the pain and suffering from another human (and such pain and suffering's only purpose is to satisfy your need to see this guy in agony because that for sure won't unrape your daughter)
What if you don't want to kill him? You rape him? Rape his daughter or spouse, maybe his entire family? Now you are even worse than him.

The 7 deadly Sins are doors to the worst sins humanity can commit, it's not about the sins themselves but to what they can lead you to do.
Everyone engages in some of the 7 sins on a daily basis, that's what makes them dangerous.
For a DB related example look a Kratos and Ashura.
Ashura's wrath was righteous and justified, but what makes him a hero is that he had enough self control to understand the source of his anger and how to wield such feelings to fuel a positive change.
Kratos wrath was righteous and justified, but he kept indulging in those feelings of frenzy failing to recognize when to stop and how to use his anger for anything other than to satisfy his urge for vengeance.
In the end he made the lives of countless mortals worse, and in the eyes of said mortals he is no different from the old Greek gods (he may even be worse)
Anonymous No.149044112 >>149044122 >>149044158
>>149044055
Anonymous No.149044117 >>149044135
>>149040616 (OP)
Give him a fight.
Anonymous No.149044122
>>149044112
Perfect.
Anonymous No.149044135 >>149044195
>>149044117
Anonymous No.149044145
>>149044097
WoD achieves this by basically have concurrently illogical existence.

Like in one setting the universe is hundreds of billionaires of years old and they have like Xeelee-ish space ships running on quantum mechanics and math, but at the same time Archangel Michael and God made the universe in 7 days and magic exists, and it all blends together and a character can make a rock in one ontological reality while synced into the other ontological reality and meet both conditions at the same time.
Anonymous No.149044146 >>149044413
>>149043699
Anonymous No.149044158
>>149044112
Hot
Anonymous No.149044160
>>149044071
Much cooler. No one gives a fucking dried shit about Shulk anymore.
Anonymous No.149044180
>>149043691
Jersey devil vs Dover demon is better

>>149043716
Batman Cacophony was the worst offender good god
Anonymous No.149044195 >>149044213
>>149044135
If only it weren't a stomp
Anonymous No.149044208 >>149044990
>>149043972
That's what happens when you fight BlockJutsu Mach3kaisen after the Hype died down, people now realize the verse is fodder.
Realistically Shigaraki would solo JJK in a single day (and that's because he takes a couple of breaks to taste the local cuisine and do Fortnite emotes on his victims)
Anonymous No.149044213 >>149044261
>>149044195
Who's doing the stomping?
Anonymous No.149044223 >>149045909
>>149043717
Boundless+++ rocks
Anonymous No.149044229 >>149044276
>>149042623
KEKAROO!
Anonymous No.149044234 >>149044276
>>149042623
KEKYPOW!
Anonymous No.149044243
>RTH
Anonymous No.149044247 >>149044276
>>149042623
KEKYCHOOKY!
Anonymous No.149044255 >>149044276
>>149042623
K,b,c.
Anonymous No.149044261 >>149044408
>>149044213
Unless we are also counting KH Pete, Bluto stomps hard.
Anonymous No.149044275 >>149044334
Kratos is a better symbol of hope than Goku, Simon, Superman, and composite fiction
Anonymous No.149044276
>>149044229
>>149044234
>>149044247
>>149044255
SameGOD....
Anonymous No.149044283 >>149044299
Kratos is a better representation of KEKoldry than the protag of Rent a Girlfriend.
Anonymous No.149044299
>>149044283
True, because the Kanokari MC never had the girl as a GF so technically she can fuck whoever she wants and it wouldn't count as cheating
Kratos on the other hand was married to a slut and is now raising his wife's son.
Anonymous No.149044320 >>149044330
Anonymous No.149044325
Anonymous No.149044330 >>149044345 >>149044354 >>149044374
>>149044320
Why is Kratos smiling bros?
Anonymous No.149044334
>>149044275
Better symbol of cope, more like
Anonymous No.149044345 >>149044346
>>149044330
His wife told him she went โ€œhuntingโ€ for giants the 50th time in a row this week.
Anonymous No.149044346 >>149044364
>>149044345
But Freya is a giant
Anonymous No.149044350 >>149045718
>>149044106
Youโ€™re overcomplicating it to serve the eliteโ€™s agenda. Heโ€™d shoot him in the head and feel better about it afterwards, done. We have a million revenge stories showing how to do it.
Anonymous No.149044351 >>149044362
>>149042442
>BEJITA, WE SHOULD KILL OUR WIVES SO OUR SONS WILL TRAIN SUPER HARD TO KILL US SO WE CAN HAVE GOOD TRAINING PARTNERS
>KAKAROT, YOU GENIUS
Anonymous No.149044354
>>149044330
Heโ€™s watching Asura, Spawn, Goku, and Simonโ€™s sex session with Faye.
Anonymous No.149044362
>>149044351
Kek I remember when Goku and Bejita did this and then used the Dragon Balls to bring them back to do it again.
Anonymous No.149044364 >>149044380
>>149044346
>Freya
Anonymous No.149044370 >>149044391 >>149044459
KnullGODS......we are BACK!!
Anonymous No.149044374 >>149044391
>>149044330
He convinced Spawn to take his condom off the next time they have sex.
Anonymous No.149044380
>>149044364
goddammit
Laufey
Anonymous No.149044391 >>149044398
>>149044370
Why did something happen in the comics? I don't read comics
>>149044374
>Homosexual Fantasies
Anonymous No.149044392 >>149044427 >>149044611 >>149044624 >>149044658 >>149044700
The Three Symbols of Hope
Anonymous No.149044398
>>149044391
Knull is no longer dead. Venom is likely en route to being de-cosmic'ed/
Anonymous No.149044408 >>149044493
>>149044261
Why wouldn't they count KH Pete
Anonymous No.149044413
>>149044146
My HERO
Anonymous No.149044415
>>149042638
Kek, based, canon.
Anonymous No.149044423 >>149044449
>tranimeKEKS getting upitty
Is it time?
Anonymous No.149044427
>>149044392
The Three Symbols of Cope, more like
Anonymous No.149044446 >>149044473 >>149044489 >>149044498 >>149044684
Anonymous No.149044449
>>149044423
Kind of ironic saying that when they're begging China and Japan to make their games
Anonymous No.149044459
>>149044370
>[Barbatos fodder].... we are [snack]
Anonymous No.149044464
>FODDERbatos
Anonymous No.149044472 >>149044490 >>149044544
>>149042007
>still no arguments against his point
Has one person ever btfo /dbg/ this bad before?
Anonymous No.149044473
>>149044446
>Knull poster won
I kneel......
Anonymous No.149044486 >>149044494 >>149044519 >>149044748
All of your wank, statements and scaling? Don't count.
All of MY wank, statements and scaling? Basically canon feats.
Anonymous No.149044489 >>149044531
>>149044446
>Barbatos' fodder poster posted Barbatos' fodder
I cachinate.
Anonymous No.149044490
>>149044472
Kratos
Anonymous No.149044493 >>149044506
>>149044408
It's not canon to the main continuity.
Anonymous No.149044494
>>149044486
Superman...
Anonymous No.149044498
>>149044446
Madokaโ€™s bitch
Anonymous No.149044506 >>149044694
>>149044493
Mickey's Christmas Carol is, where Pete is literally Death.
Anonymous No.149044519
>>149044486
Literally every shounenfag and capeshitter ever....
Anonymous No.149044531
>>149044489
>[Knull fodder] fodder poster posted [Knull fodder] fodder
Huh?
Anonymous No.149044538
GODvel WON!!
Anonymous No.149044539
>>149043334
>Velvet
>Go on death battle forums
>People unironically saying she's planetary
Nobody should take anyone in death battle seriously.
Anonymous No.149044544
>>149044472
You cannot cry about no-limits, while unironically repping for โ€œinfiniteโ€ โ€œimmeasurableโ€ characters
Anonymous No.149044554 >>149044569
Post a character being immeasurable.
Anonymous No.149044563 >>149044769 >>149044952
>>149044000
>>149044106
it establishes consequences and ensures no other villain follows suit or threatens your ever again
Anonymous No.149044565
>>149043316
pride is the strongest, envy is the weakest
Anonymous No.149044569 >>149044609
>>149044554
Anonymous No.149044597 >>149044618 >>149044710 >>149044762 >>149045234 >>149045261
the fuck is Ganondorf supposed to do?
Anonymous No.149044609 >>149044618
>>149044569
Anonymous No.149044611
>>149044392
Simon's the only legit one since he stomped the entire DC cosmology. Spongebob got put against a joke tier and Jinx against a batman jobber street tier.
Anonymous No.149044618 >>149044665 >>149044762
>>149044597
Could luck out with no holy weapons, unless the other guy actually does have holy weapons
>>149044609
Immeasurablexisters...
Anonymous No.149044624
>>149044392
who the fuck feels hope from Jynx?
Anonymous No.149044627 >>149044646
where is kaijufag anyways?
Anonymous No.149044646
>>149044627
He's there, in your heart <3
Anonymous No.149044658
>>149044392
THE LORD OF DC.... oh, and her boytoy and aquatic court jester.
Anonymous No.149044665 >>149044681 >>149044977 >>149045000
>>149044618
Sauron is arguably entirely holy.
Anonymous No.149044679 >>149044702
>Sauron
>A metaphysical entity baked into the very fabric of reality by god
>kwabs to a knife
lmao
Anonymous No.149044680
Would removing that bit about Simon getting stronger with time have changed anything? According to DB he resists everything Kyle can do and can simply outlast him
Anonymous No.149044681
>>149044665
the pterodactyl guy from marvel?
Anonymous No.149044684
>>149044446
Fodder for Barbatos, before devouring his entire universe.
Anonymous No.149044694
>>149044506
When cartoon characters like Bugs Bunny or SpongeBob take on roles in stories like Jack and the Beanstalk or other public domain parodies, those appearances can still be considered canon, mainly because their universes donโ€™t rely on strict continuity. These characters often exist in loosely connected settings where playing different roles is part of the norm. That said, there is still some continuity, so feats in episodes or shorts that are explicitly labeled as dreams or fantasies typically donโ€™t count as canon, since theyโ€™re not โ€œrealโ€ within the story. Kingdom Hearts has a well-established lore, and the characters are portrayed as alternate versions, separate from their originals. Thatโ€™s why something like โ€œThe Ghost of Christmas Future Peteโ€ can count, but Kingdom Hearts Pete can't. Since he exists in a distinct continuity, more or less.
Anonymous No.149044698 >>149044805 >>149044898 >>149045119
>DCucks getting upitty
Anonymous No.149044700
>>149044392
The MASTER OF DCโ€ฆ.. and SLOWbob and his concubine are there too I guess.
Anonymous No.149044702 >>149044715
>>149044679
you're thinking about morgoth maybe, sauron's boss
Anonymous No.149044705
oh you meant the big eye thing from lord of the rings
Anonymous No.149044710 >>149044856
>>149044597
Sauron is literally an angel, his weapons should all be capable of hurting Ganondorf.
Anonymous No.149044715
>>149044702
>Like most of the Ainur, the abilities and powers of the Maiar remain unknown and presumably diverse. Given the nature of the Maiar was to aid the Valar in shaping the world, they likely have considerable power to augment the world around them. Maiar, as primordial spirit beings, are functionally immortal and essentially immune to the ravages of time; even from physical destruction, they remain in spirit form.
>Being of divine origin, they can shapeshift if they so choose. They wander the world unseen or shape themselves in any fashion, be they Elves or other creatures; called Fanar in Quenya could be destroyed, but their being, not extinguished.
>It is suggested that the Maiar, in their service to the Valar in shaping the world, presumably could manipulate the elements and energies like their Valar counterparts. They were able to be given a physical body again over time or with help from the Valar. Presumably, the Maiar possessed the ability to perform Magic, thus performing blessings, spells, curses, exorcism, etc.

Given the vastness of the universe and the ability of the Maiar to occupy such points, they are capable of teleporting vast distances. By taking the form of a flying creature (like vampires, bats, birds, etc.) the Ainur could fly.

I know Melkor is crazy bullshit strong, but Sauron is a lieutenant of him and even being a fraction of what melkor is should make him at least 1-C (which vs battles says correctly) yet he still is knife-tier.
Anonymous No.149044748
>>149044486
Touhou downplayer...
Anonymous No.149044762
>>149044597
>>149044618
>give me all the Golden Goddesses scaling you have Null this is Base Sauron we're dealing with
Anonymous No.149044769 >>149044952
>>149044563
All it would really do is signal to villains that you are someone who can have a predicted set of actions and make you easier to lure into traps.
Anonymous No.149044805
>>149044698
Anonymous No.149044856 >>149044980 >>149045046
>>149044710
Im still miffed with how they're didn't touch Shadowlands at all for Arthas. I get that its still a weird area to go to (mainly due to Blizzard being Blizzard with their writing), but Frostmorne being made by the Primus (one of the four, and arguably the most powerful, leaders of the afterlife) should have made it the stronger between it and Sauron's mace. Frostmorne itself was only broken when Tirion, then the strongest paladin possibly on Azaroth wielded the Ashbringer, literally the strongest weapon of light, and being directly blessed by the Light just before striking, literally everything had to play in their favor just to defeat Arthas. A minor side that I admit isn't strong, but items like rings being enchanted are a common in WoW, as is their disenchantment. Is it not viable to say the One Ring could not be disenchanted?
Anonymous No.149044898 >>149044927 >>149044928
>>149044698
didn't galactus job to unicron?
Anonymous No.149044901 >>149045045 >>149045068
>>149042442
>Goku
>the guy who threw Cell a senzu beam
>the guy who spared Frieza twice
>the guy who got Kame's planet destroyed
>the guy who went against his wife's wishes to have Gohan fight Cell
>the guy that purposely powered down when Buu's temporary absorption of Gotenks fucked him over because "It was pointless"
>the guy who abandoned his kids when Kid Buu was seconds away from blowing up the planet
>the guy who valued "opportunities" too much, that he and Vegeta destroyed the earrings to fuse again, which nearly got both of them killed TWICE
>the guy who needed Piccolo to hammer it in, that Gohan doesn't like fighting
>the guy who barely spends time with his own family unless it involves training or eating shit tons of food
>the guy who tried to hold back Gohan from saving his girlfriend from getting pummeled and violated
>the guy who sat on his ass and watched his family and friends get turned into chocolate
You can call him a symbol of hope, but he's far from a perfect representation of it.
Anonymous No.149044927 >>149044943
>>149044898
No, he won.
Anonymous No.149044928 >>149044943
>>149044898
You must be from the Asura won against Kratos timeline.
Anonymous No.149044943
>>149044927
>>149044928
eh it was a 50/50 chance. my bad
Anonymous No.149044952
>>149044563
>>149044769
I would say itโ€™s more a sign of escalation than anything that can destabilize a situation more than anything.
Anonymous No.149044977 >>149045000
>>149044665
the first thing I heard when I pressed the stream was them arguing this and asking if Satan would technically be holy with that same logic
Anonymous No.149044980 >>149045003
>>149044856
Even though I think Arthas/LK should have won, Shadowlands is fucking retarded and shit.
Anonymous No.149044990
>>149044208
Honestly it's very fitting how literally every "could they solo JJK" discussion just boils down to if they can beat Gojo, just like in his series he is the only one who matters
Anonymous No.149045000 >>149045012
>>149044665
>>149044977
Hwo woudl either be holy?
Anonymous No.149045003
>>149044980
Trust me, I know. I played that shit
Anonymous No.149045012
>>149045000
angels of God prior
Anonymous No.149045045 >>149045068 >>149045258
>>149044901
Gokeksโ€ฆโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.149045046 >>149045175
>>149044856
>items like rings being enchanted are a common in WoW, as is their disenchantment. Is it not viable to say the One Ring could not be disenchanted?
i guess, but the ring contains most of sauron's power, if you are strong enough to just disenchant it you could probably also disintegrate him with a blink
also, and this is the important part, "magic" items are relatively common in middle earth too, it's just that they aren't seen as magic by the people who make them. that's actually how tolkien saw it, magic is technically just advanced science. there isn't some universal magic force all spells and items use, each is its own specific technique
Anonymous No.149045068 >>149045258
>>149045045
>>149044901
To be fair Goku didn't destroy the potara, bejita did. Didn't he get made at him for doing that?
Also the doesn't spend time with his family is OOC headcanon. But Kratos does mog him in hope
Anonymous No.149045070 >>149045095 >>149045100
Anonymous No.149045095 >>149045108
>>149045070
Fodder for the Batman Who Laughs.
Anonymous No.149045100 >>149045120 >>149045130 >>149045158 >>149045311
>>149045070
I hate to say it but is batkek really the best mu for Maker?
Anonymous No.149045108 >>149045134
>>149045095
...on opposite day.
Anonymous No.149045119
>>149044698
>posting Mr Nebula fodder
Anonymous No.149045120
>>149045100
I've seen IDW Shockwave before which I think sounds way more interesting.
Anonymous No.149045130 >>149045169 >>149045173 >>149045209
>>149045100
Either that or cyborg supes. But do people really want soi reed?
Anonymous No.149045134 >>149045162
>>149045108
...which the Batman Who Laughs keeps in his utility belt for just such an occasion!
Anonymous No.149045158 >>149045167
>>149045100
Batkek is for getting killed again by Emperor Doom
Anonymous No.149045162
>>149045134
...if he didn't get trapped in Fortnite and canonically erased by Eminem.
Anonymous No.149045167
>>149045158
Emperor Doom is for getting fodderized by Emperor Joker.
Anonymous No.149045169
>>149045130
they're more debatable then regular Reed's matchups where they're all Reed vs a stretchy character and always ends in Reed just shooting his opponent
Anonymous No.149045173
>>149045130 (me)
There's also Rudy aka robot and Rick prime but I would assume those are stomps
Anonymous No.149045175
>>149045046
everything in lotr has some holy enchantment.
fucking bread had enchantment. Assuming it doesn't hurt himself, Sauron could grab some elven bread and kill Ganondorf with it.
Anonymous No.149045209 >>149045216 >>149045222
>>149045130
I was curious in searching Hank's best mu, cause I liked the thought of him and Beta Ray Bill, but what the fuck is this and why is it so prevalent?
Anonymous No.149045216 >>149045916
>>149045209
OG Hulk
Anonymous No.149045222 >>149045916
>>149045209
Xemnu the original Hulk.
Anonymous No.149045226 >>149045340 >>149045444
>OH NO!
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>H-HE'S NOT GONNA G-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>3 -
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149045231 >>149045450
>>149044000
>Revenge isn't justice
Justice is the product of Slot. We simply outsource revenge to another group
in other words, Justice is nothing more than revenge done by others. Be them be mother nature, stronger people or God.
Anonymous No.149045234
>>149044597
This is the first time a research team member besides Liam (Speedy) has face revealed in a cast, heโ€™s the guy arguing for Sauron, and heโ€™s wearing a beanie

Meaning a Death Battle researcher is likely bald and is hiding it
Anonymous No.149045241 >>149045252 >>149045563
I have to say that I think Goku could probably defeat superman fairly easily.
But then again Goku losing to Superman spawned the most glorious level of seethe unparalleled to the likes on even AoT's ending.
I'm just imagining all the fanboys who self-insert into goku, draw cross over porn of him and wank him to boundless feel when Superman just bends him over and turns him into a woman. Three times btw
Anonymous No.149045252 >>149045304 >>149045368
>>149045241
There should be a fanbase check to see which ending would generate the most seething cucks and then do that one.
Anonymous No.149045258 >>149045315 >>149045368
>>149045045
>>149045068
Meanwhile Simon defies all logic and possibilities and has a whole-ass philosophical speech that could make Superman shed a proud tear.
https://files.catbox.moe/uhiwhp.mp4
The better question is, how is Simon NOT a symbol of hope?
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149045261
>>149044597
kill Sauron?
Anonymous No.149045266 >>149045296 >>149045312 >>149045523
They just showed the preview for Wile vs Tom, it looks really good.
Anonymous No.149045296 >>149045312 >>149045418 >>149045479 >>149045523
>>149045266
https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/1ldu0mo/wile_e_vs_tom_sneak_peek/
Anonymous No.149045304
>>149045252
Use ChatGPT to do an analysis before each episode
Anonymous No.149045311
>>149045100
Hell no. Maker should fight Hank Henshaw.
Anonymous No.149045312
>>149045266
>>149045296
Thatโ€™s some pretty good animation
Anonymous No.149045315 >>149045331
>>149045258
he'll die of old age eventually
Anonymous No.149045331 >>149045406
>>149045315
Anonymous No.149045335 >>149045371
>>149043316
Greed because it inherently leads to every other sin
Anonymous No.149045340
>>149045226
Wario is actually my main in Smash
>run to the nearest female and chew on her at Go
>taunt
>waffe on everybody as soon as we group
>tauntx2 in the air
>crouchwalk backwards and rapid shift left to right
>bike goes VRROOOMM over and over
>the audience chants 'WARIO' as I taunt 'wah wah WAH' with every enunciation
>bike goes VRROOOMM midair
>get knocked off; eat bike
>waffe on every survivor in the final second and freeze on midair taunt
>win; become the target of the whole lobby until they slowly fall away
Good times.
Anonymous No.149045357 >>149045365 >>149045404 >>149045657
>>149043972
Nobody cares about this faggot who got body jacked and had his villain role stolen.
Anonymous No.149045365 >>149045375
>>149045357
....but enough about Madara.
Anonymous No.149045368 >>149045387
>>149045252
Does any super popular powerscaling fanbase not generate seethe? Like the only losses I cant see anyone being that angry is like street fighter and like city level verses
>>149045258
Who argues simon isn't a symbol of hope? I mean isn't the whole show about indomitable human spirit and being able to do anything?
Anonymous No.149045371 >>149045392
>>149045335
What about sloth?
Anonymous No.149045375
>>149045365
Mha sissy needing to bring up another series to prop up their polished turd of a series yet again.
Anonymous No.149045376 >>149045399 >>149045420
Who gets lovecraft scaling?
Anonymous No.149045387 >>149045479
>>149045368
>Does any super popular powerscaling fanbase not generate seethe?
Plenty, but you have self-insert fanbases like Dragon Ball, lots of shounen and fighting games. They don't take losses well. They're also usually shippers kek.
Anonymous No.149045392 >>149045405
>>149045371
Sloth doesn't lead to every sin. A greedy person can be slothful by simply paying others to help them amass more shit instead of doing the work.
Anonymous No.149045399
>>149045376
lmao
Anonymous No.149045404
>>149045357
God the finale of MHA was such a shitshow
Anonymous No.149045405 >>149045493
>>149045392
Thatโ€™s not sloth, thatโ€™s efficiency
Anonymous No.149045406
>>149045331
you know
Anonymous No.149045409
The sneak peak looks great but I can't get behind their teeth, is it just me or do they both have weird teeth?
Anonymous No.149045418
>>149045296
AHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO FUCKING HYPED
Anonymous No.149045420
>>149045376
An anon in a previous thread mentioned this but Bruce Banner vs Godzilla Ultima is probably unironically the closest you can get to doing an accurate Lovecraft fight.
Anonymous No.149045444 >>149045465
>>149045226
>"I'm telling you Wario! Buy Kylecoin, don't believe the rumours about the other guy winning, Kylecoin is going to the moon in a few days!"
Anonymous No.149045450 >>149045591
>>149045231
Did you ignore the bit about constructive and restorative justice?
Anonymous No.149045465
>>149045444
who?
Anonymous No.149045479
>>149045296
Looks good, Tom's got this
>>149045387
I'm going to be honest I really don't see any seethe from fighting games. The only fanbase that comes close is MK, but even then they dont compare. I feel like Comics are more in that level of seethe with shounen. But I suppose that's the eternal battle between east and west
Anonymous No.149045493
>>149045405
It is slothful anon
Anonymous No.149045523
>>149045266
>>149045296
>You just know the sound effect for this scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r3IHDr7M2s
Anonymous No.149045561
>RX-78 is involved in multiversal bullshit now
BRING ME OPTIMUS PRIME FOR A REMATCH
Anonymous No.149045563
>>149045241
At least 9 people in this image could give Goku cancer just by thinking.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149045591 >>149045656 >>149045738
>>149045450
>did you ignore retarded shit?
yes, of course.
there is nothing constructive about civilization, it's merely slavery
>And so they strayed into the enticements of vice -- porticoes, baths, and sumptuous banquets. In their innocence they called this 'civilization', when in fact it was a part of their enslavement.
>Tacitus' "Agricola" XXI
slavery just like that is what your justice aims at restoring, and that's sinful.
you must identify that "civilization", "society" is a vice. don't you know that He who has known the "world" has found a corpse; and he who has found a corpse, the "world" is not worthy of him?

please, stop being a chained elephant in a circus. you can break free
Anonymous No.149045625 >>149045681
Why are all tripfags so deeply retarded?
Anonymous No.149045656 >>149045681
>>149045591
>Pseud trying to grasp Thrasymachus thousands of years later
yawn
Anonymous No.149045657
>>149045357
Nah CHADgaraki made All Fraud One his bitch
Anonymous No.149045665 >>149045678 >>149045684 >>149045688 >>149045715 >>149046049
>Wins all of their MUs in you're path
Anonymous No.149045678 >>149045687 >>149045706 >>149045733
>>149045665
โ€ฆ on planet retard.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149045681
>>149045625
>>149045656
>no argument
typical
Anonymous No.149045684 >>149045706
>>149045665
...on opposite day.
Anonymous No.149045687
>>149045678
>Planet Vegeta out of NOWHERE
Anonymous No.149045688
>>149045665
>youโ€™re
Anonymous No.149045690 >>149045705 >>149045707 >>149045710 >>149045733 >>149046839
Power is the sole determinator between right and wrong
There is no conceivable difference, ontological or historical, between being strong and righteous.
To be weak is immoral.
God's will is righteous not because he is ontologically good, but because he is all powerful.

etc, etc.
Anonymous No.149045705
>>149045690
PSYCHOkuโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.149045706 >>149045721
>>149045678
>>149045684
They did though
Anonymous No.149045707
>>149045690
Post god not jobbing to iron chariots.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149045710 >>149045712
>>149045690
>Power is the sole determinator between right and wrong
lucifer, please
Anonymous No.149045712 >>149045730 >>149045820
>>149045710
Post a losing side being righteous
Post a weak person being virtuous through showing mercy.
Anonymous No.149045715 >>149045724 >>149045746 >>149045952
>>149045665
Spawn victim, Simon victim, and Shigaraki victim in that order
The Triple-S Triad takes down Team FRAUDments with the power of feats
Anonymous No.149045718
>>149044350
Right? What is this dude going on abiut torture. You kill the rapist out of revenge and that's that. You feel better abiut getting a rapist off the streets and nobody cares because the guy killed was a rapist. https://youtube.com/watch?v=EHCobg5TK7w&pp=ygUaRGFkIGtpbGxzIGRhdWdodGVycyByYXBpc3TSBwkJWwDH7Pc6PqE%3D&rco=1
This guy only got 5 years probation. I'd take that L for sweet lady revenge. I'd be considered a hero for doing it too.
Anonymous No.149045721
>>149045706
>Spawn victim babble
Anonymous No.149045724
>>149045715
Doom Slayer dogwalks shigaraki what the fuck are you on
Anonymous No.149045730
>>149045712
The babies in gaza are terrorists btw
Anonymous No.149045733
>>149045678
>KRYPTON OUT OF NOWHERE
>>149045690
You really should play Nocturne
Anonymous No.149045738
>>149045591
I miss the other DoctorGreen
Anonymous No.149045739 >>149045758
Post DoomBITCH not getting trapped by a temple.
Anonymous No.149045746
>>149045715
what retard is putting Doomguy against Shigaraki?
Anonymous No.149045754 >>149045771
>touches ground
>entire city and everything on it instantly decays and dies
How do you respond to this without sounding mad?
Anonymous No.149045758 >>149045773
>>149045739
Post any Doom launch on the level. Ill wait.
Anonymous No.149045760
>Tom has a Simon Vs. Kyle painting
Anonymous No.149045764 >>149045768
Post mercy not being the prerogative of the strong.
Anonymous No.149045768
>>149045764
>mercy
Sorry for not reading your post, I saw this word, imagined the Overwatch character, and instantly began masturbating
Anonymous No.149045771
>>149045754
Just fly?
Anonymous No.149045773
>>149045758
Doomsistersโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.149045803
>>149043699
Done.
Anonymous No.149045819
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149045820 >>149045860
>>149045712
right and wrong are marketing tools, FOOL
power is the result of resources
in the case of humans, power kneels to socialization. the need for it overrides hunger, thirst. soon socialization begets a system of values,and with each system, we get different kinds of right and wrong. Power simply keeps each system alive and it exists for the system. the lion hunts because he needs food, power is the result of its hunger.
the pen tells the sword when to strike thus the pen tells what is right and wrong
well, then.
>Post a losing side being righteous
all losing sides are righteous because I say so. you cannot do anything to these words, why? because you are weak. simple as
Anonymous No.149045860 >>149045875
>>149045820
>right and wrong are marketing tools, FOOL
>in the case of humans, power kneels to socialization
>Power simply keeps each system alive and it exists for the system
Finally, you managed to gain a midwits understanding of a philosophy spouted by a guy who lived in a stone house that existed before electricity over two-thousand years ago.
>all losing sides are righteous because I say so.
If i murder you, no one will hear it.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149045875 >>149045895 >>149045910
>>149045860
>if i murder yoโ€”
you cannot even murder my posts. quit talking shit, wimp. no one wants to read your sorry excuse of manliness
Anonymous No.149045884 >>149045891 >>149045896 >>149045911 >>149045933 >>149045956
If you believe TTGL's wank you should have no problems accepting Krato's wank.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149045891
>>149045884
NOOOOO.
DON'T POST THAT
Anonymous No.149045892 >>149045903
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
Anonymous No.149045895
>>149045875
>you cannot even murder my posts
pedocolo has never heard of a book burning
Anonymous No.149045896 >>149045933 >>149045956
>>149045884
Anonymous No.149045903
>>149045892
I'll get back to you with it right away
Anonymous No.149045909 >>149045956
>If you believe TTGL's wank you should have no problems aAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>149044223
Anonymous No.149045910 >>149045921
>>149045875
Post Carthage's history
Anonymous No.149045911
>>149045884
Post Kratos surviving a big bang.
Anonymous No.149045916 >>149045922
>>149045216
>>149045222
Elaborate? I thought he was a Hulk foe?
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149045921
>>149045910
I don't have to so I won't :p
Anonymous No.149045922 >>149045989
>>149045916
He is.
Anonymous No.149045927 >>149045946 >>149045977
>The pen, mightier than the sword
>The torch, mightier than the pen
Anonymous No.149045928
https://x.com/lordylucious/status/1934922716601307384
does tom get china scaling
Anonymous No.149045933 >>149046199
>>149045884
Canon
>>149045896
Headcanon pity ending
Anonymous No.149045939 >>149045994 >>149046063
Unironically, what's the biggest thing Kratos has destroyed?
Anonymous No.149045940
Post the children in Gaza not being terrorists
Anonymous No.149045946
>>149045927
I can snap both into two with my hands
Anonymous No.149045948
BLAST A HOLE IN THE SKYYYYYY
LEAVE ANOTHER TOON BEHIIIIIND
Anonymous No.149045952
>>149045715
>with the power of feats
i hate mha but shitgaraki is literally the only one in this post who's all feats
Anonymous No.149045956
>>149045909
Canon
>>149045884
Schizo headcanon babble
>>149045896
True ending DLC
Anonymous No.149045957 >>149045998
Does Coyote get that toon erasing shit from Who Framed Rodger Rabbit?
Anonymous No.149045965 >>149045979
>>149040623
>>149040643
what is this a reference to anyway? Superman vs Goku?
Anonymous No.149045977 >>149045997
>>149045927
>the sword, mightier than the torch
Anonymous No.149045979
>>149045965
Hulk vs Godzilla new fren :D
Anonymous No.149045987 >>149046005 >>149046010 >>149046039
Post Simon destroying a mountain.
Anonymous No.149045989 >>149046008
>>149045922
Is Xemnu a gamma creation before Banner?
Anonymous No.149045994 >>149046101
>>149045939
The biggest thing that Kratos has destroyed (like just fucking smashed it and not the biggest thing he's killed with effort) is probably... Ugh, I don't really want to read through it all and risk missing something, so here's a respect thread from Reddit that at least seems to be more grounded in its observations.
https://www.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/1d7ifkc/respect_kratos_god_of_war/
Anonymous No.149045997
>>149045977
now you're thinking like Thrasymachus
Anonymous No.149045998 >>149046023
>>149045957
Why would he? No one besides the Judge used the Dip
Anonymous No.149046005 >>149046024 >>149046033
>>149045987
Anonymous No.149046008 >>149046021
>>149045989
He is an alien that wanted to kidnap She-hulk so that the can fuck her or something.
Anonymous No.149046010
>>149045987
I-I-I-I......
Anonymous No.149046021
>>149046008
He's just like me except I'm not an alien
Anonymous No.149046023 >>149046059
>>149045998
Idk he was in a world with it maybe he could put it in a spray bottle or something? I guess its a bit of a stretch giving him access to it just because he was in the same film as it. Could Tom survive the dip though? Just kinda curious.
Anonymous No.149046024
>>149046005
that's Broly destroying a galaxy
Anonymous No.149046033
>>149046005
FEATLESSmon...
Anonymous No.149046039 >>149046070
>>149045987
I'm pretty sure base gurren lagann can do that
Anonymous No.149046049 >>149046084
>>149045665
Time to die!
Anonymous No.149046059
>>149046023
>Could Tom survive the dip though?
I guess it would disable his cartoon immortality, but not his extra lives. He can lose multiple lives at once though...
Anonymous No.149046063
>>149045939
he may have destroyed a couple buildings when he landed in his giant form at the start of 2
Anonymous No.149046070 >>149046092 >>149046278 >>149046445 >>149046477
>>149046039
I'm pretty sure not even peak power STTGL can do that.
Anonymous No.149046084
>>149046049
My omniverse just got annihilated...
Anonymous No.149046092
>>149046070
are you being stupid on purpose
Anonymous No.149046101
>>149045994
Oh I looked in the comments and there is another person doing a two part respect thread for Kratos.
Here's the Greek era: https://www.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/1ksq4up/respect_kratos_the_ghost_of_sparta_god_of_war/
Apparently still working on the Norse era.
It is weird and refreshing to see absolutely insane numbers and hyperbole not being thrown around.
Anonymous No.149046113 >>149046129 >>149046138 >>149046174 >>149046183 >>149046275 >>149046280 >>149046291 >>149046328 >>149046389
How can something that exists inside the universe be bigger than the universe
Anonymous No.149046119 >>149046142
>>149041643
>>149041627
I wonder why db fans suddenly take the animations seriously?
Anonymous No.149046126 >>149046134 >>149046273
Can Saitama beat Popeye yet?
Anonymous No.149046129
>>149046113
pocket universe
Anonymous No.149046132
>>149042990
The gurrenchad who recanted that position and now thinks kyle stomps?
Anonymous No.149046134
>>149046126
No
Anonymous No.149046136 >>149046155 >>149046159 >>149046839
You have two cultures, both with their own religions.
Both religious dictate a tenant of behaviors and moral decrees
The two of which are mostly contradictory
>Thou shall not rape thine wife
>Thou SHALL rape thine wife and kill her if she says no
Both sides believe that their god is the true god and the ontological authority of what is moral.
So now morality itself has a sort of dissonance between eachother culturally.
So how does one side dictate what is righteous behavior or not?
Well, one side KILLS the other, destroys their culture, their scriptures, their homes and very lives.
They then have an occupation that force feeds them their morality and culture, in an attempt of informational if not actual genocide. Missionaires flooding in, informational warfare, book burnings, forced spiritual congregations, biased history told in school, humiliation rituals to their god, it goes on.

This is not some midwit "history is decided by the victor" argument, though that is a lower component of it.

But that morality itself is entirely relative to and subject to the authority and subjugation of power when looked at in any manner of top-down view, is and always will be.
Anonymous No.149046138
>>149046113
It would probably be more accurate to say that a portion of it exists in the universe and that through it you can reach a vaster existence.
Anonymous No.149046142
>>149046119
they've been doing that since Ben vs Hal and probably earlier
Anonymous No.149046143
>>149042510
Wile was in the real world in Looney Tunes: Back in Action and is going to enter it again in Coyote vs Acme. His toonforce still worked. Idk how entering the real world helps Tom.
Anonymous No.149046155 >>149046185
>>149046136
nobody cares anon
Anonymous No.149046159
>>149046136
History is written by the victors is more about how history is presented in a narrativized manner that often times obfuscates the human aspects in exchange for something simpler and easier to propagandize.
Anonymous No.149046174
>>149046113
super spiral universe
Anonymous No.149046183
>>149046113
it just is now shut up
Anonymous No.149046185
>>149046155
Pedocolo does
Anonymous No.149046199 >>149046310
>>149045933
>Headcanon pity ending
More like damage-control ending. Why didnโ€™t so many other characters get pity endings? Asura is hilariously the FIRST to get an alt. ending attached to his episode when shit like 3 fucking Goku vs Superman fights didnโ€™t have a single pity ending for Goku, despite them being 10x more popular than Krasura.
Anonymous No.149046273
>>149046126
I don't think he ever will.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149046275
>>149046113
you are walking right into a yo mama joke...
Anonymous No.149046278
>>149046070
>DCBITCH melty
Anonymous No.149046280 >>149046292
>>149046113
ask your mama
Anonymous No.149046291
>>149046113
And infinity can exist inside an infinity
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149046292
>>149046280
kek
Anonymous No.149046306 >>149046327 >>149046387 >>149046454
Asura's wrath is God of War's retarded little brother, worse gameplay, worse story, worse writing, worse character depth, worse scaling.
Sad!
Anonymous No.149046310 >>149046367
>>149046199
wasn't devilsartemis originally making it on his own before Death Battle came back? He probably had that alt ending on standby.
Anonymous No.149046327
>>149046306
no that's Heavenly Sword
Anonymous No.149046328
>>149046113
It's in the space between universes, but there isn't another universe for it to be equidistant to, making it just out of the universe
Anonymous No.149046367
>>149046310
No I doubt it. He was working on it, but the test animation was something we already saw here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0vBXJZpVYI
It was clearly something he would have put a lot more time into if he had it as just a free time decision. It being an episode and on both a pipeline and a deadline meant that the amount that he could work on it was limited.
Anonymous No.149046387
>>149046306
Asurabros don't understand character development, they self-insert into a raging monster manchild who think being angry is a good way to live. Kratos learned to control his anger and be better, which separates boy from man. Asura is the shonen-wanna be kid who thinks his super saiyan forms are real.
Anonymous No.149046389
>>149046113
You mean KINGtos? He made his universe scale up to accomodate his celestial corpulence.
Anonymous No.149046404 >>149046482
Reminder to all that fire needs fuel and air to burn.
Anonymous No.149046445 >>149046477
>>149046070
No lies detected.
Anonymous No.149046447 >>149046471 >>149046478 >>149046494 >>149046521 >>149046545
I hope we all survive for the next God of War. Imagine if Sony actually buys into power level shit and makes him as powerful as people believe he is.
Anonymous No.149046454
>>149046306
>1 game vs 5 games
Anonymous No.149046455
https://files.catbox.moe/fsy3b0.mp3
Anonymous No.149046471
>>149046447
we need the Egypt games to be the Christian God convincing Kratos to free the Jews like a fucked up Moses by killing the Egyptian Gods and then reveal that the Christian God that was guiding Kratos was actually the Demiurge who desires for the age of the old Gods to continue by attempting to prevent the birth of The Son and the age of the new God to begin
Anonymous No.149046477 >>149046493
>>149046070
>>149046445
>RTH Comics
Anonymous No.149046478
>>149046447
They won't. If anything there will be more """Anti-Feats""" where Kratos gets btfo by some rocks or retrained by mundane chains.
Anonymous No.149046482
>>149046404
>fire needs
not
>fire is a consequence of
Your thinking is still magical and irrational.
Anonymous No.149046489 >>149046500 >>149046502
>Asurabros don't understand character development, they self-insert into a raging monster manchild who think being angry is a good way to live. Kratos learned to control his anger and be better, which separates boy from man. Asura is the shonen-wanna be kid who thinks his super saiyan forms are real.
Anonymous No.149046493
>>149046477
>DCDCDCDCDC
Obsessed. Cuck behavior.
Anonymous No.149046494
>>149046447
If Kratos destroys a planet or even a mountain in the next game I will worship him forever
Anonymous No.149046500
>>149046489
>Kratosโ€™s face when Asura says heโ€™s going to spend time with his still living daughter (Kratosโ€™s daughter is covering his skin and Kratosโ€™s son is a ginormous faggot)
Anonymous No.149046502
>>149046489
>fell for it again
Anonymous No.149046520 >>149046699
>NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT EVEN THE LIFE EQUATION AND ALL OF DCโ€™S COSMOLOGY IS ENOUGH TO SAVE ME FROM THIS CITY LEVEL EXPLOSION AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.149046521
>>149046447
The team doesn't buy cosmic fanfic Kratos. That's purely the delusion of retarded powerfags who try to bait answers and go through mental gymnastics. Kratos will always be around mountain level
Anonymous No.149046531
>DCeethe
Anonymous No.149046545 >>149046562
>>149046447
Weren't they making a gow TV show?
Anonymous No.149046558
>simonjeet melty
Anonymous No.149046559 >>149046568
https://files.catbox.moe/nbe353.mp3
Anonymous No.149046562 >>149046596
>>149046545
They still are, but haven't heard any news about it yet.
Anonymous No.149046568
>>149046559
THE TRASH CAN DUO
Anonymous No.149046571
>Kylejeet melty
Anonymous No.149046596 >>149046602 >>149046662
>>149046562
It would be funny if he destroys a mountain the show.
Anonymous No.149046602 >>149046662
>>149046596
Itโ€™d be even funnier if he gets hurt by an arrow.
Anonymous No.149046662 >>149046676
>>149046596
>>149046602
nah instead he'll have a on-screen sex scene with some bitch and the ghost of his dead wife will be watching it all happen
Anonymous No.149046676 >>149046740
>>149046662
Heโ€™ll have sex with a genderbended Zeus.
Anonymous No.149046699 >>149046704 >>149046764 >>149046766
>>149046520
I remember when Simon said that, clear as day.
Anonymous No.149046704
>>149046699
Simon has the life equation? Zamn!
Anonymous No.149046711 >>149046714
I'll be having sex with a genderbent Kratos.
Anonymous No.149046714
>>149046711
Spawn....
Anonymous No.149046740 >>149046750
>>149046676
that's incest
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149046750
>>149046740
nothing wrong with incest, silly
Anonymous No.149046764
>>149046699
Damn Simon has the life equation? No wonder he made all of DC his bitch.
Anonymous No.149046766 >>149046772 >>149046824
>>149046699
โ€ฆwhile quoting Kyle.
Anonymous No.149046772
>>149046766
K,b,c.
Anonymous No.149046776
based sameGOD
Anonymous No.149046790 >>149046810 >>149046817
Reminder my hero canonically sissifies your hero and then rapes them until they're pregnant (wholesome!)
Anonymous No.149046810 >>149046817
>>149046790
Damn, your hero is Hal Jordan?
Anonymous No.149046817
>>149046790
>>149046810
>I brought you more as promised Yujiro-sama!
Anonymous No.149046822
>>149044071
What if Lightning transcends fiction because of those fashion and car commercials
Anonymous No.149046824 >>149046842
>>149046766
...'s favorite show, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
Anonymous No.149046835
new thread
>>149046831
Anonymous No.149046839 >>149046853 >>149046881
>>149045690
That's what a teenager would say.
Good an evil are fixed points, human morality is the one that rotates between these two.
Take slavery for example, even when such a practice was necessary for societies to survive people in general always had a feeling of "doing this to our fellow man is wrong" that's why the people of the past needed to dehumanize their slaves by making up identities that separated between slaves and masters.
And intrinsically Slavery was not only evil but also extremely fragile and inefficient, so the second human ingenuity managed to come up with a better alternative Slavery Jobbed against it.
>>149046136
The culture that promotes not raping your wife will prevail in the end.
Neanderthals like you often get their worldviews and understanding of culture from videogames and Tv shows that use flashy oversimplifications of reality.
In real life whoever there's such a thing as cultures that are better than others, and even if a lesser culture conquers a better culture the only thing that will happen is that the conquerors will adopt the culture of it's subjects (look at the Yuan Dynasty for an example)
Wife raping and killing is a barbaric practice that creates societal divisions inside your own home while cultivating a toxic culture that will inevitably bite you in the ass (look at the middle east) those are doomed to inevitably fall against a more morally righteous culture because those with better morals in the end develop better advantages to survive around them.
Power and morality are two different things because the hearts of us humans are more vulnerable than our muscles
Anonymous No.149046842
>>149046824
K,b,c.
Anonymous No.149046853
>>149046839
We're talking about the fundamental ontological core of what has and will continue to constitute socially what right and wrong are, not feel-good 2016+9 relativistic morality.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.149046881
>>149046839
>Good an evil are fixed points
LMAO
L M A O
Anonymous No.149047092
>Kylejeet melty
Anonymous No.149047287 >>149047423
Are we in the final week?
Anonymous No.149047423
>>149047287
Yes. Tom vs Coyote comes out in 5 days
Anonymous No.149047426
Kawaki could beat Goku.
Anonymous No.149047736