Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:31:09 PM
No.150185756
>>150185716
No worries! You’ll get that falling rock next time, KINGtos!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:01:58 AM
No.150039186
Death Battle
Now that Hulk has won, it’s back to our regular schedule of Kratos shitposting.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 7:00:02 AM
No.149987944
>>149987666
I can post Kratos running away from falling rocks.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:11:30 PM
No.149966863
"HMM??" Kratos shuddered, he knew something was amiss, as he turned back he saw the worst case scenario, a huge rock, tumbling towards him, no amount of statements and lore could stop this one.
"ATREUS, FUCKING MOOOOOOOOVEE" Kratos screeched at his wife's son, despite Atreus not being directly under the impact zone he knew even the resulting gust of wind could fatally injure the half-giant-half-god-full-weakling.
"*huff* *huff* *huff* If only I had the Boots of Hermes..." he pondered while running at subsonic speeds only to immediately correct himself "No! This rock is slightly bigger than the one that felled Hermes, it'd be pointless!"
"urgh!" Kratos felt the small fragments pierce his skin, he stumbled, his mind was racing, before the titanic boulder could finish its fall Kratos had an epiphany..."How can I be multiversal if Cory said this world is only a single universe?"
BOOM! CRASH! POW! The Ghost of Sparta had been killed once again by stone, however Valhalla wouldn't accept such a pathetic death thus Kratos would remain inside Helheim until his eventual escape, the spartan's sudden death remained hidden to protect the ego of the characters involved.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:43:18 PM
No.149935308
"HMM??" Kratos shuddered, he knew something was amiss, as he turned back he saw the worst case scenario, a huge rock, tumbling towards him, no amount of statements and lore could stop this one.
"ATREUS, FUCKING MOOOOOOOOVEE" Kratos screeched at his wife's son, despite Atreus not being directly under the impact zone he knew even the resulting gust of wind could fatally injure the half-giant-half-god-full-weakling.
"*huff* *huff* *huff* If only I had the Boots of Hermes..." he pondered while running at subsonic speeds only to immediately correct himself "No! This rock is slightly bigger than the one that felled Hermes, it'd be pointless!"
"urgh!" Kratos felt the small fragments pierce his skin, he stumbled, his mind was racing, before the titanic boulder could finish its fall Kratos had an epiphany..."How can I be multiversal if Cory said this world is only a single universe?"
BOOM! CRASH! POW! The Ghost of Sparta had been killed once again by stone, however Valhalla wouldn't accept such a pathetic death thus Kratos would remain inside Helheim until his eventual escape, the spartan's sudden death remained hidden to protect the ego of the characters involved.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:36:02 AM
No.149876025
>>149876014
I can only post him FLEEING from rocks…
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:07:07 AM
No.149860370
>characterrants and reddit mock the idea of multiversal Kratos
>only literal retards on vsbw other powerscaling forums believe he's multiversal
>not even GOW writers think Kratos can destroy a mountain
>NO SANE PERSON with functioning brain cells thinks Kratos can destroy a planet
Why is death battle such a pathetic dismal failure at convincing anyone?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:44:21 AM
No.149824360
>>149824332
To be fair, he only gets in trouble when the rocks fight back.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:36:28 AM
No.149770713
>>149770672
… in my fantasies where Kratos doesn’t run away from falling rocks…
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:11:47 AM
No.149736341
>>149736319
Why would a mountain need to do that when falling rocks could do it just fine?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 8:23:28 AM
No.149726667
>>>>>>Kratos yelling in frustration because Asura didn't learn his lessons on being better
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:11:50 AM
No.149663124
>>149663016
Well yes, he lost to a fanfiction version of a submountain fodder that he would easily atomize with no effort had DB used the slightest bit of common sense and not literally coped
>JUST BECAUSE WE NEVER SEE KRATOS DO ANYTHING IMPRESSIVE (OR ANYTHING THAT EVEN REMOTELY INDICATES HE IS ABOVE MOUNTAIN LEVEL) DOESN’T MEAN HE ISN’T A SUPER MULTIVERSAL BEING! PLEASE BUY OUR RETARDED LOGIC!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:08:00 AM
No.149464254
>AIIIIIEEEEEEE TOPH IS LAUNCHING ROCKS AT ME! ATREUS RUN! I CAN'T DODGE THEM EVEN WITH MY BOUNDLESS SPEED!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:02:09 PM
No.149382811
>>149382739
Maybe you misinterpreted his power by accident somehow.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:55:40 AM
No.149336921
SMUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDTTTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS!!!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:28:07 AM
No.149236105
>>149235966
Or when rocks are falling on him.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:37:05 AM
No.149029135
>>149028968
>>149029072
>characterrants and reddit mock the idea of multiversal Kratos
>only literal retards on vsbw other powerscaling forums believe he's multiversal
>not even GOW writers think Kratos can destroy a mountain
>NO SANE PERSON with functioning brain cells thinks Kratos can destroy a planet
Why is death battle such a pathetic dismal failure at convincing anyone?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:30:08 AM
No.149003465
Death Battle
Continue to discuss the biggest FRAUDS of death battle.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:39:57 PM
No.148994576
>characterrants and reddit mock the idea of multiversal Kratos
>only literal retards on vsbw other powerscaling forums believe he's multiversal
>not even GOW writers think Kratos can destroy a mountain
>NO SANE PERSON with functioning brain cells thinks Kratos can destroy a planet
Why is death battle such a pathetic dismal failure at convincing anyone?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:46:32 PM
No.148971627
>>148971378
>characterrants and reddit mock the idea of multiversal Kratos
>only literal retards on vsbw other powerscaling forums believe he's multiversal
>not even GOW writers think Kratos can destroy a mountain
>NO SANE PERSON with functioning brain cells thinks Kratos can destroy a planet
Why is death battle such a pathetic dismal failure at convincing anyone?
