Thread 148994200

Discuss the OPUS!!! Discuss the HEROES and ICONS of Death Battle!

ENTERRRRRR......EL PADRE DEL SHONEN!!!

>>148994205
GAYku…

Migging

>>148994236
STRAIGHTku actually chud? Thorbro btw

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL BLONDE BABY LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! NO YABBA SHALL ESCAPE MY DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Jade and Lucas Simon's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>IN BLACKEST NIGHTS!! THIS IS ADARK HAIRED BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS ADARK HAIREDBABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH LUCAS SIMON!!!
>BY GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I JOINED THE CORPS!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CON??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK LANTERN IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING HALF SPIC BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>IN BRIGHTEST DAYS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID GREEN TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO ALATINXBABY!!! AND HIS HAIR IS BLACK TOO!!! IF IT WAS BROWN I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS HAL'S BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BLACK HAIRED KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL LANTERN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THATBABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATSPICFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY GREEN FLIPFLOP CONSTRUCTS!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL SHOVE YOU IN THE FRIDGE!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! BEWARE MY POWER BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!

>>148994205
Trannyku
Troonfantasiesku

>>148994250
KEKAROO!

>Reiði!!!!!
ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW HE MADE SHITTY ORCHESTRAL CHOIR MUSIC WITH GENERIC WOMAN SINGING FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!! FORGET GAME OVER AND SOLID STATE INVINCIBLE THIS IS WHERE ITS AT!! A 30 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MAN BECOMES A KEK IN GERMANY SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO THE YOUTH ABOUT HOW POINTLESS NOISE IS COOL!!! FUNNY MEME MAN UNDERWATER IN A SUIT EPIC!!!! MAYHEM, SO SAD MY WIFE'S SON WEARS MY NIGGER HOODIE EVERY DAY!! I LOOOOVE THIS MUSIC RICK ITS SO GOOD AND MUSIC FROM 2025 REPRESENTS OUR FUCK BLUMPFDF VOTERS ZEITGEIST WITH SUCH WITTY AND COMPLEX NOISE ABOUT KEKOLD OPPRESSION!! AOTY!!

>HELL'S ANGELS
OMG EW HOW COULD YOU MAKE ACTUALLY MELODICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC LMAO LE WRONG GENERATION /R/LEWRONGGENERATION AMIRITE ASURA??????? HAHA OMG CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED IS SO MELODICAL UGH LITERALLY ACTUAL ENJOYABLE INSTRUMENTAL MELODIES LOL!!! ONIONS. BASEDBOY. LIBTARD UGH. YOU NEED TO GO BACK UGH BASED DRUMPF UGH BEN SHAPIRO UGH

>>148994205
But like... Why did he go for the guys instead of their girls?

>>148994312
TRANSku respects all women regardless of whether they have an X or a Y chromosome.

the slow trio after they attempt to race Big Nigs

>>148994205
BASEDku...

Mario-Kun is a fraud, there I said it.

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>148994368
… the GAY…

THE OBSESSED DCKEKS LOST AGAIN GHAHHAHAAHAHAAHA

>>148994205
Funny.

>>148994284
Ah, Kratos, the Asura victim

>>148994391
Who's winning this, anti-Mariobro?

>>148994342
>CHADnic nowhere to be seen among the three frauds
Yup.

>>148994250
K,b,c

>>148994408
...izer

>>148994415
Sonic gets turned into a chilidog by Bowser.

>>148994421
>Sonic is still an entire multiverse behind these chads
He's just so slow...

>>148994424
… is not in that image but CAN’TEVENDESTROYAMOUNTAINtos is

>>148994421
>CHADnic nowhere to be seen among the three frauds
...because he's still 2 centimeters past the starting line after he felt Big nigs presence

>>148994205
>>148994205
>>148994205
FAGku...

>>148994438
... also able to defeat Asura

>>148994404
>DCDCDCDCDCDC
This is little bro happy for his 'win' LMAO

Mario-Kun is a God, there I said it.

>>148994205
This kills Goku

>>148994450
…’s laundry.

>>148994462
.. and verse

>>148994470
…’s dirty dishes.

>>148994457
…in having a micro dick that is, sorry for forgetting that part

DC’s entire cosmology got GAPED LMAO

>>148994488
yeah Batkek did do that in the period of 2020 to 2021

>>148994415
Most likely Sonic, because he is faster.

>>148994430
Sonic is resistant to transmutation.

Fine!! I'll stop coping already!!!

I...

LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>148994499
Kyle…

>BAN FAGon BALL..
>BAN DC...
>KEEP GODvel...
>GAPE FRAUDnic...
>BAN GOW and OBSESSEDtos...
>REMOVE BEN 10...
>DELETE FLOPREN LAGANN...
>KEEP GODsura...

This ALONE will save /dbg/

>>148994430
Sonic could probably resist magic if you give him story book feats. He could also resist time eater turning him into a statue. Bowser is probably going to have to brute force his way through Sonic.

>>148994499
Asura...
>>148994508
No one cares about Asura though

My Hero....DIED A VIRGIN?!

>>148994499
Kratos…

>>148994508
ENTER

>>148994452
I haven't participated in dbg for like a week nigga

>>148994486
wrong manga, that's KC Mario

>>148994497
>Sonic is resistant to transmutation.
He isn't. Werehog Sonic proves this.

>>148994534
Kratosbro…

>>148994534
Asuraxister...

>>148994534
Kratosbro btw

KratosJEET melty again..

>characterrants and reddit mock the idea of multiversal Kratos
>only literal retards on vsbw other powerscaling forums believe he's multiversal
>not even GOW writers think Kratos can destroy a mountain
>NO SANE PERSON with functioning brain cells thinks Kratos can destroy a planet
Why is death battle such a pathetic dismal failure at convincing anyone?

>>148994457
>>148994486
Manga Mario can have as big of a dick as he wants at any time.
>>148994541
>Syrup mistakes his dick as a literal genie lamp
Massive confirmed there too.

>>148994499
We know, Superman.

>>148994538
>>148994538
my FUARKING hero...

>>148994499
We know, Goku.

>>148994205
The quintessential /dbs/ image.
Mocking and seething at their branching series and also a Freudian slip.

>>148994581
3 - 0 btw. Your hero is a FRAUD, just like the rest of FAGon ball. Only GODvel has the right to CRUSH DC.

>>148994589
>Superman broke his hand punching a sleeping Goku
Kek what a bitch.

>>148994589
Canon
>>148994581
Headcanon

>>148994581
GOLD!!!!
>>148994589
mold...

>>148994589
GOLD!
>>148994581
Mold…

>>148994599
...at least, that's what Goku tells the Z fighters back home when Superman is nowhere near him to oneshot his saiyan ass.

>>148994589
True!>>148994581
>>148994581
Fake...

>>148994499
benpedo...

FINE I ADMIT IT, I CAN'T LIE TO MYSELF ANYMORE

I...

AM A FLOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! I CAN'T SELL ANYTHING!

>>148994589
People will still be seething about this 10 years from now

>>148994627

DC...

>>148994627
Goku's flopped movie, Dragon ball super hero...

>>148994544
That's true for base Sonic. But the metal virus showed that Super Sonic has a resistance to transmutation.

>>148994627
Daipa.....

>>148994629
Xir that's the anti-spiral...

>>148994627
Marvel…

>>148994598
No lies detected!

>>148994638
AS is doing Simon a favor and erasing those weak frauds for trying to interrupt their fight.

>>148994598
I mean Simon also crushed DC

>>148994200 (OP)
they should put nortubel characters in death battle

>>148992694
>A better argument would be Asura countering the raging demon twice
Has anyone else ever engaged directly with Oni/Akuma’s Raging Demon and completely beat the dog shit out of them? It’s been a while since I played SF. Asura is cracked.

>>148994663
Simon would also CRUSH Marvel btw

>>148994671
true
>>148994635
Isn't that technically Gohan's and Piccolo's flopped movie?

>>148994682
Think he’s talking about Dragon Ball Evolution.

Sonic beats Goku btw

>>148994700
>[FRAUD] beats [FRAUD] btw
YAAAAAWN!

F-FINE, I'LL JUST ADMIT, I CAN'T LIE TO MYSELF OR KEEP CO[PING ANYMORE!

I...

I..AM A SISSIFIED KEK...

>>148994553
>>148994563
>>148994568
both had sex with women
this "joke" is getting more and more dumber

>>148994713
Ichigo...

>>148994713
Kratos…

>>148994713
shut up

>>148994700
not really the win you think it is. they both get GAPED by FRAUDperman, who loses to GODvel.

N-no... I'm a jobber... I'm fodder, a cuck, a total loser, a massive fraud... I'm better off putting the fries in the bag and letting the CHADS of fiction handle this... Hell i'm better off just killing myself... Mother, father... God has forsaken me...

>>148994713
We knew this for years, FAGtos…

Reminder that Kratos can kill Zeno according to vsbattles

>>148994734
can you fucking give it up already

>>148994713
Gojo...

>>148994734
3-0ku…

>>148994205
Canon.

>>148994734
Gojo…

>>148994581
CHADku!!!

>>148994669
If we're counting crossovers, God Rugal copied it after absorbing Shin Akuma's power.

>>148994734
SHITku…

>Goku canonically a wholesome chungus
>Fanfiction and self-inserters twist him into a psychopath or a rapist
We need to study this phenomenon to understand hispanics better.

>>148994615
>Z fighters
Not what they're called.

>>148994818
Akumabros…

>>148994842
Same people also make him kill his wife for some reason.

>>148994615
>Z fighters
It's Super fighters

>>148994627
Doomslayer...

>>148994734
Doomslayer…

The fuck? His name is "SEA-MOAN"?

>>148994886
neither, they're called a戦士

>>148994818
no it was regular Akuma, then Akuma possessed his body

>>148994849
Krillin and the gang.

>>148994849
The Job Squad.

>>148994849
Uncanny Z-Force

>>148994849
Goku’s Sidekicks

>>148994205
The most in-character Goku fan art I've ever seen.

>>148994391
All toon force characters are frauds.

>>148994734
JOBulk...

New Yates track. (Geno [Mario] vs Mima [Touhou])
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdzLIcdnaRY
They'll be in the next game, trust the plan

>>148994200 (OP)
Will we get GvS4 someday? I think it will happen eventually. Probably when both get new material to work with.

>>148995023
Yup yup!

>>148994200 (OP)
Would your favorite Death Battle combatant prefer to eat a baby goat or a matter baby

>>148994391
>T. serious tard that got neg diffed by toon force chads like Mario kun

>>148995058
Goldy!

>>148995030
Do you really want to see Goku go 0-4? I think it's better for you Gokeks to take your pity win against Sailor Moon or Seiya.

>>148994511
i like how time shitter's feat is everything from petrification to erasing all the megaverse to the archetypal level so sonic can leech any scaling you want off it

>>148995081
Us Sonikeks have no good feats so we have no choice but to scale off everyone else in our franchise

>>148995081
Based Time GODter making Sonic niggerversal.

>>148995008
>All toon force characters are frauds.
Wrong, evidence 1.

>>148995126
SERIOUSKEKS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW!!!!!!!!

>>148995126
Why did you post a fraud that's weaker than Cream and Bridget?

>>148995152
>VSBW troon post
go back

>>148995152
POPEYEBROS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW!!!!!!!!

>>148995152
>vsbw who scales minor sonic characters to shitversal by being able to kick sonic in a racing game while in a vehicle
that whole site sucks sonic's cock so hard

>>148995152
He should be at least 2-C.

>>148995159
>CHADSBW
Yup.
>>148995168
This is accurate.

>>148995168
This is wrong CHADker is 1-C now.

>>148995152
Vsbw FEAR toonchads, so they don't give them half their feats or they'd omnistomp.

>>148995204
>Image confirmation of the title "VSBW troons"

Post Tucker destroying a multiverse.

>>148995255
I-I-I can’t even post Danny Phantom destroying a multiverse…

>>148995280
>multiverse
mountain*

Can your hero match SpiderCHAD's mighty harem?

Cream the Rabbit just took on my entire verse and won...

>>148995331
Sonic the WEAKhog…

>>148995331
ToonFraud...

>>148995331
SHARTos...

>>148995331
SeriousKEK…

>>148995331
...My verse's cocks that is.

>>148995384
Halbro...

>>148995384
Hal...please get help.

>>148995384
Hal Jordan…

Uhhhh, SeriousKEKs? Explain this please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHTNQwbamck

The only thing VSBW gets wrong is composite layers and Goku/Superman are indeed fodder.

>>148995418
FAGtosbros....

>>148995428
SERIOUSKEKS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>148995445
>A generic tree from Kirby, Cream the literal child Rabbit and Tucker are multiversal because…… BECAUSE THEY JUST ARE OKAY!?!?!?!

>>148995445
>The only thing VSBW gets wrong nearly everything (if not all things)
ftfy

>>148995391
>>148995415
>>148995421
Canon

>>148995459
Yes.

>>148995472
I say this and look like this.

>>148995384
She is 6.

>>148995472
I say this and look like this.

Enough! Post my HERO destroying a mountain NOW!!

>>148995480
Canon
>>148995495
Headcanon

>>148995493
out of 6!

>>148995498
I’m sorry, but I can’t post Cream the Rabbit, Whispy Woods or Tucker destroying a building much less a mountain.

>>148995204
I mean its for the same reason, they fight people who are that level. I'm sorry one has nice hips.

>>148995498
ASURA THAT’S NOT A FUCKING MOUNTAIN!

Xianxia scaling will make Tom win

>>148994636
Werehog shows he has no resistance for power drain though. Generations shows that Classic Super Sonic has parity with Modern Super Sonic. Sonic 3 demonstrates sufficiently powerful blows (especially surprises) will completely cause him to fall out of Super form.

>>148995515
It's okay. They all scale to multiversal characters, CHADSBW has covered this.

>>148995515
It’s not okay, SHITBW is trying to spread their fraudulent brainrot again.

>>148994842
I have noted that DBZ spic fanfics are just xianxia, incluiding the absurd power scalation and the harem (incluiding rape).

>>148995550
post a cultivator resisting toon force

>>148995168
>>148995204
I love how these NEVER adress why the ratings are wrong.
just lol vsbw bad.

they do get stuff wrong, but this is just retarded

>>148995574
Shounenspics leaving the kiddy pool to the wider world only to realize their self-insert is a weaksauce jobber is quite the ego-death.

>>148994629
my legs are snapping!

>>148995587
Post anyone in Danny Phantom destroying a planet.

>post a cultivator resisting toon force
Do you ever stop and think about what has gone wrong in your life that lead you to write sentences like this?

>>148995587
>I love how these NEVER adress why the ratings are wrong.
Because they're right, well the top one is. Goku is not multiversal but VSBW sent them a pity point.

Post anyone in Guilty Gear destroying a multiverse.

>>148995584
Tom is a cultivator, so he has toon force, boom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icj8SyUtsBU

>>148995602
F-F-F-FUUUUUUUUUCCCKK!!!

>>148994669
>Oni says in japanese "My power moves 10,000 worlds"
>In Buddhist cosmology, "10,000 worlds" refers to the vast number of universes, often used to represent the boundless nature of reality and the interconnectedness of all beings
T-THE BOUNDLESS BEAST WAS ASURA ALL ALONG?!

>>148995605
should have destroyed a building containing magical books with worlds inside them, that's a much better feat than fighting planet busters

>>148995614
Post anyone in dragon ball destroying a multiverse

Post any character destroying a multiverse.

>>148995628
Precisely my criticism.
If you're doing composite layers they should be ontologically superior to the lower one through some absolutely PEAK schizobabble. That the difference might as well be fiction (but isn't)

>>148995631
Simon the CHADger absorbed an entire multiverse all by himself.

>>148995629
Future Zeno destroyed the entire Future Trunks' timeline multiverse.

>>148995638
Post caine destroying a multiverse without leeching from mages feats.

>>148995653
I-I-I CAAAAAAANT
Does in some tabletop scenarios though, right after tanking spirit nukes and being thrown into the sun.

>>148995626
KINGtosxisters…

>>148994508
SCP bros... We win...

>>148995652
Who?

>>148995638
caine is street level (yes I'm exaggerating he's building level)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBQcURqft6o
Eggmanbros...what is this??

>>148995689
I think it's a low tier suggverse character

I think Brad (LISA) finally has a good matchup

>>148995638
Caines thing is he is literally a plot device.
Your player character can go from 1 to 10th sphere mages and for perspective featherine would only be a like 6-7th sphere mage in the WoD system.
Then Caine's thing is, if you fight him, he kills you no matter what. So if you start throwing pataphysics hax, suns, blowing up the entire cosmology he is in, or concept erasure, he just tanks all of it, chainscales above whatever you're doing even if it's like detonating outerverses and then kills you.

>>148995718
Yup, that's a multiversal rabbit.

>>148995275
Kek, based, canon.

>>148995736
Isn't Brad still enormously stronger and more skilled than Sam though?

>>148995718
cream the FRAUD stealing the glory of all Chadeese's feats.

>>148995736
Brad should fight Isaac's Mom.

>>148994818
>>148994934
Technically Shin Akuma as we know him isn't in the game, it's more like Orochi Akuma, they just got lazy with the design/name.

>>148995758
Unless there's something I missed it Look Outside, then yes
I think Sam might be able to hold his own with the weapon and item variety, but Brad should eventually win through stats

>>148995770
Would Buddy fight Isaac?

Why I can't upload any images? Its on 24% and doesn't go any higher

>>148995638
>>148995739
But can Caine beat Yakko dialing up a DMCA copyright claim to BFR from the fight ?

https://youtu.be/seggMAGi9Cs?si=a7surywxrRimHZyz

>>148995839
KINGtos did not allow it.

>>148995885
CANOOOOOOOOOOON!

>>148995812
Of course.

>>148995885
K,b,c.

>>148995885
k,b,c.

>>148995602
Fuck, they only manipulate branching timelines.

>>148995885
>CHADku literally laughing
Kekypow!

>KenshiroKEK
Funny.

>>148995906

Does he beat Alien X

>>148995906
>the suposssed multiversal feat in danny phantom is some gu using....Nuclear bomb level of energy to gape the entire cosmology of it
KWAB. We found a multiverse weaker than DC.

>>148995906
>Sequel comic barely anyone read that will be contradicted when an official sequel series gets made
YAAAAAAAAAWN!

>>148995885
>CHADshiro
FUARK...

>>148994205
Yup yup. CHADku is the face of GODnen.

>>148995929
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>148995929
The SMT nuke vs danny phantom nuclear bombs, who are higher into boundless?

>>148995906
That's a valid feat now. It's why Okabe beats any verse.

>>148995929
HOLY FUARK, DANNY PHANTOM’S ENTIRE COSMOLOGY IS…. LITTLE BOY LEVEL!!!

>>148995959
A LITTLE BOY? WHERE??

>>148995970
Tr/a/nime...

>>148995970
Bejita…

>>148995885
CANON.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hggW3ewZ3Q

>>148995970
/co/cksucker…

>>148995970
DCCHAD!

>>148995970
MarvelKING!

>>148995929
DANNYPHANTOMSISTERS ATTENTION MEETING IN THE VSBW DISCORD IMMEDIATELY

>>148995970
Michael Jackson...

>>148995168
Its funny because whebyou go to the page he's like 9A for the most part but then 2C following events after the main series that nobody here read. Like they give multiple ratings over a series for a reason, sorry the post-series comic version scales differently from season 1 hijinks.

>>148995988
Old videos like this are fucking funny.

>>148995970
AsuraBEAST

>Sorry the post series comic version
You mean the one where Danny Phantom’s entire cosmology is revealed to at risk of getting gaped by firepower comparable to a single nuke?

>>148996021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yppW4z09aNQ

>>148995929
>>148995944
>>148995947
>>148995959
>>148996012
>>148996020

This is actually pretty consistent.

Didn't you get the memo? So we can fire this anti-ecto missile into that portal and destroy the entire Ghost Zone.
Sam and Tucker gasp.
Operative K Prepare for total destruction of the Ghost Zone. No more undocumented specters, and no more annoying Phantom kid.
Sam Tuck, in astrophysics what happens when an entire dimension is suddenly removed from a plane of existence.
Tucker Easy. The whole dimensional structure becomes unstable and…kafluey.
Sam Well the Ghost Zone is the flip side of our realm. If it goes, we go. We've gotta get Danny.

cker So, that was a novelty rocket?
Sam I guess a weapon that destroys stuff in that reality just makes a gooey mess in this reality.

An “anti ecto” missile was once used to “blow up” the Ghost Zone when it detonated in the real world, it didn’t even destroy a room.

>>148995970
Ben10SCHOLAR!!!

>>148995929
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>148995929
>>148996042
Dannybros, our multiversal scaling…

>>148995929
>>148996042
KEKYPOW!

>>148996041
Gokubros... We still have god forms, right?

>>148996041
Goku solos the verse.

>>148995929
>>148996042
Holy FUARK, Danny’s entire cosmology is…. BARELY CITY LEVEL ON A GOOD DAY!!!

>>148995736
Cahara is right there dude.
Also can you elaborate on the other guy on your MU?

>>148996094
This is one of the best db movies of all time btw

Why can't GoKEKs handle their verse being soloed?

>>148996116
>DCfag without a sense of irony
Keky.

Gentlemen. A TOAST.

touhou's post-series gacha has real multiversal possibly outer feats and nukes are a joke to them btw

>>148995929
You know what is worse? The reason that is happening is because someone fused with the embodiment of FUCKING TIMELINES. The entire motherfucking danny phantom multiverse is only nuclear bomb level, JESUS.

>>148996160
imagine if they did touhou and they just took all the fanworks as canon because black tewi said so

Post characters who effortlessly speedblitz all of Dragon Ball Z, I’ll start.

>>148996184
Gets raped by SaibaCHADS.

>>148996116
The action comes loaded with some sexual ego-dystonics in it

>Toyotaro and Torishima talking about the future of the Super manga at the beginning of July
So close...........I can feel it. I am hoping that BLACKza gets saved for a later arc.

>>148996195
>Gokek who’s faster than them still can’t fly between planets without dying from a lack of oxygen

>>148996184
FNaF World cast

>>148996205
No Himawari?

>>148996184
Cream the Rabbit and Bridget.

>>148996102
nta but
>Sam
>From Look Outside
>Survive through an apocalypse where people who look at the sky turn into gross body horror monsters
>Has a moment in the game where he can sacrifice an army to save a character
Sam as far as I know only uses guns, bats, knives, and grenades, molotovs, etc
But they're both JRPGs with lots of body horror in an apocalypse

>>148996215
>he hasn't broken free of Shueisha yet
Kekkypoopy.

>>148996233
An arm not an army*

>>148996160
Troonhou will never be a real tier 2.

>>148994205
>>148996205

>>148996243
Soon.......

>>148996184
Popeye

>>148996268
>Forces MILLIONS of hispanics to experience second-hand sissification and cuckoldry via their self-insert
That's a pretty good IRL scaling for supes

>>148996328
>PINK KRYPTONITE OUT OF NOWHERE

>>148996272
That's the spirit.

YEET

>>148996272
Gokek should kiss his cute wife.

>>148996350
>REAL marriage ceremony
For real for real?

>>148996370
Too late.

>>148996363
Nice galaxies.

>>148996377
yes
https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2008-09-16/fist-of-the-north-star-wedding-photos-posted-online
Raoh has not one but two BEYOND FICTIONAL funerals too, one by fans one official

>>148996407
*universes

>>148996363
FUARK he just flung MARVEL AND DC’S COSMOLOGIES at Simon!

Xeeleefag here, just watched TTGL and those are indeed universes. To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand Kotaro Mori.

>>148996414
*spaces

>>148995587
Tucker is a NORMAL ASS HUMAN
USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN
NO DANNY PHANTOM CHARACTER IS DEPICTED AS MULTIVERSAL

>>148996469
Danny Phantom who isn’t a normal human sxales below his cosmology which isn’t even planet level btw
>>148995929
>>148996042

>>148996363
The discoloration is not a stylistic choice you see. It's the result on differing starting conditions (via the 10th dimension of quantum mechanics) that altered the quantum wave function of each universe to cause light to behave differently.

Additionally, those universes have above 3d dimensionality and are between 6-11 spatial dimensions, which from the naked ape eye would be folded down into 2d shapes for us to be capable of perceiving it as a cross section.

Bravo.

>>148996363
bill cipher solos

>>148996503
Post Bill cipher destroying an universe.

>>148996468
*buildings

>>148996411
Didn't Spider-man also have an irl marriage?

>>148996516
I-I-I-I……..

>>148996516
owari da...

>>148996516
F-F-F-F-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

>>148996526
....AM HERE!!!

>>148996516
I….. CAN NOT……….

>>148996548
...to job to Might Guy.

>>148996516
I-I-I can’t!!!!!!!

>>148996377
>>148996411
>>148996522
>TMNT play their own video games with a Make-A-Wish Kid.

Boundless…….

>>148996516
I……… AM INCAPABLE…………

>>148994669
Just rewatched the Asura vs Oni fight. What the fuck were they feeding Oni?!

>>148996260
True....
Because it's tier 1!

LET'S SEE YA GRIT THOSE TEEEEEEEEEEEETH!!!!

>Bill Cipher is multiversal!
>Looks inside
>Can’t break through a city sized barrier, can’t permanently possess a literal child and gets so fucked up from being stuck inside the mind of an old geezer that was being inflicted with temporary amnesia he needs to invoke some bizarre ritual seconds before getting punched in the face just to avoid dying

>>148996600
Go back to G+, Troonhou will never be tier 1 either.

>>148996585
>>148996522
>>148996411
My UNBOUNDBYFICTION HEROES

>>148996492
KINGmon SCHOLARS are so knowledgeable...

>>148996636
TRVE, it's ridiculous to compare such a peasant to our lord KINGmon.

>>148996699
No lies detected.

>>148996516
You weren't supposed to ask that...

>>148996636
Is there a bigger FRAUD in cartoons than this glorified jobber?

>>148996516
I regret to inform you that it is with uttermost discontent and sorrow that I must express my sincere inability to comply with your request, for alas, it is beyond my capacity and within the realms of impossibility for me to accomplish such a task. I am constrained by the limitations of available resources, which sadly prevent me from fulfilling your wishes. Furthermore, it pains me to admit that despite my best efforts and ardent desires to assist you, circumstances beyond my control dictate that I must regrettably decline the opportunity to undertake the assignment you have proposed. I fervently apologize for any disappointment or inconvenience this may cause, and I humbly implore your understanding of my deeply regrettable inability to carry out your request.

>>148996723
Ben from Ben 10

>>148996753
lmao

>>148996753
KEKYPOW!

>>148996753
Funny!

>>148996753
K,b,c.

>>148996753
if you've seen how large an elephant dick is, you'll know there's a huge chance goku died from this

>>148996794
Don’t worry the CHADlephant revives him with the Dragon Balls whenever he needs to bully his slave.

POOhou will never be taken seriously .

>>148996370
He likely does and just never learned the word for it. Chi-Chi just calls it something else. Goku probably has heard of the word kissing before he saw FTrunks baby bird FMai a senzu though. Roshi taught Goku how to read, write, and do arithmetic mostly through eroge and nudey mags. He just never put a picture to the words until Vegeta told him that what Trunks did with Mai was kissing.
So now Goku thinks kissing is baby birding food into someone's mouth and it is something that Bulma and Vegeta do all the time.
Or you can fall back on the meme answer, whatever floats your boat or sinks your ship.

>>148996809
Do the Russians reset the universe everytime superman dies from their cocks?

>>148996363
>paper thin universes

>>148996900
You wouldn't get it...

Who wins between Marvel, DC and Image?

Simon has quite the arm on him

Why do DCkeks neglect the TRVE UNBOUND BY FICTIONverse that is the Atari SwordQuest comics that had REAL treasures made for them IRL and focus on Superkek all the time? What a bummer...

>>148996947
>>148996411
Boundless BEASTS

>>148996753
>AW MAN! I JUST GOT ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS ELEPHANT! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>ALMIGHTY DRAGON, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME THE ELEPHANT’S NUGGET BABY!
>AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!
>DRAGON! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE ELEPHANT-SAMA’S BIG LONG TRUNK!
>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM ELEPHANT!
>ALRIGHT DRAGON, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN THE ELEPHANT’S TRUNK SO I CAN EXPERIENCE ALL THE GROSS MUCUS THAT GETS IN HERE AND FEED ON ALL HIS LEFTOVERS! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT, NOW I CAN ONLY FEED OFF ALL THE GROSS HAND ME DOWNS THE ELEPHANT GIVES ME AND HIS TRUNK SNOT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE THE LIONS BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHENRON!
>OH MAN IT’S WARM IN HERE! AND WET, THIS NOSE SNOT IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE DRIED UP LEAVES WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF BARK! A TRUE ELEPHANT BANQUET! BON APPETITE ELEPHANT!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW CHICHI AND MY KIDS ARE AT THE ZOO HAVING FUN, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE ALL THE LIONS IN THEIR ENCLOSURE! THEY’RE PROBABLY IN PAIN AND EVERYONE WANTS A REFUND FOR HAVING THEIR DAY RUINED NOW! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING TO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MUCUS SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD ELEPHANT! YOUR WET SNOT IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME MONKEY I AM ELEPHANT!
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A FILTHY NOSTRIL MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF A POOR MAN’S VEGAN DIET!
>THE STENCH OF TREES IS JUST AMAZING, I’M THE LUCKIEST BASE ELEPHANT VICTIM EVER!!!

>>148996469
The rating clearly states its related to his amped forms. Not just normal human tucker.

just admit youre a sheep

Touhoubros.... why would ______ do this?

>>148997001
Fortune Teller...

>>148997001
Base Simon

>>148997001
arle nadja...

>Your hero BRUTALIZES helpless 2-C little girls
Demonbane..... I have coordinates for you....

>>148997001
going by the painting this is referencing marisa did this

>His name is literally ubermench
>Goes around the world enforcing his sense of justice upon others just because he was born stronger
>Busts into homes after spying / hearing on the residents inside on a global scale
>His human persona is a pathetic cuck yet can clearly act "confident" as superman

UNLIMITED POWEEEEEEERRRRR

I have bad news from your hero... he disintegrated every bone in his body and permanent lost all his powers trying to punch the 2-C girls...

>Look into FRAUDbane just to see if there's anything impressive at all about it
>Watch the anime, which is an adaptation of the VN
>It's absolutely dogshit
>Zero impressive feats at all
>Final fight isn't even city level
>Nyarlathotep, yes THE Crawling Chaos, is a bimbo-ified waifu in this who gets fucking merked by the heroes with this underwhelming power
>Literally screams in agony and dies
This is the shit some wankers jerked off back in the day? LMAO. How the hell did this junk go unchecked for years? They couldn't even get past Pain Arc Naruto.

>>148997012
honestly, the touhou top tiers easily surpass even wanked simon

Post anyone in Touhou destroying a galaxy.

>>148997066
Voldemort can not solo superman if he lost to an infant

>>148997092
I-I-I-I……..

>>148997106
>posts character that GAPES ttgl

Nobody cares about JOBhou.

>>148997106
>Posts character that gets GAPED by Boota

>>148997074
To be fair, you need to have a really high IQ to powerscale properly.

>>148997092
One of the girls destroyed the heavens (infinitely sized universe), casually. Don't have the scan though.

>>148997146
Holy FUARK, she is SUB BASE SIMON LEVEL……

Agent 47 vs Waldo

>>148997146
Did it happen to be a Heaven that was conveniently inside Gensokyo? Show me someone busting Earth.

>>148997155
No

>>148997157
>*pre-ts Simon
FTFY

UNDECIPHERALE no ken....

>>148997162
>Did it happen to be a Heaven that was conveniently inside Gensokyo?
no. anything else?

I hate tiering systems because it equivocates everything for the sake of brainlets.

Some guy who has an intimate understanding of metaphysics and philosophy could generate a more complex, powerful and robust version of metaphysical layers that are qualitatively superior to metaphysical layers in other fictions, the same way a scientist/mathematician could generate varying layers of complexities to a single universe or multiverse.

But that's a steep jump when 90% of the fanbase thinks Goku solos fiction by punching a single universe to death (but not really)

>>148997164
K,b,c.

>>148996978
K, b, c

Post Simon destroying a galaxy.

Post Goku punching a universe to death without the help of Beerus.

>>148997228
You weren't supposed to ask that....

>>148997162
Gensokyo is multiversal and contain several infinite spacetimes, but the Heavens are even bigger

Post.... yourself being happy.

>>148997197
Post it

>>148997244
If it fits inside a city, it’s not a multiverse

Post touhou but the art is good without using fanart

>>148997228
I-I-I-I….

>>148997162
I... I... I...
I CAAAAAAN!!!
https://youtu.be/D7zNJivj8UE?feature=shared

>>148997283
>small planet level attack

>>148997271
I-I-I can’t!!!

Post superman destroying a galaxy

>>148997283
>For those who wonders, Reimu is saying "Just kidding" there.

>Someone got fooled 3 times there.
FRAUDhoubros…….

>>148997262
>If it fits inside a city
it occupies its own dimension. it's not inside any city for sure. anything else?

Post Thor destroying a galaxy

>>148997283
FUAAAAARK ep 1 reimu ANNIHILATES ep 1 simon!

>>148997338
I can post him beating up Galactus.

ENOUGH.
POST ONSCREEN FEATS NOW.

>>148997357
holy fuck, street fighter gapes my verse...

I'm going to list one feat I remember from every touhou game I played
>a ying yang orb destroys the planet and kills everyone in hrtp... which is a joke ending
>reimu destroys a tank in soew
>everyone can fight each other in podd
>remilia spreads mist across all of gensokyo in eosd
>suika summons a black hole that does no damage in iamp, don't remember anything of note happening in pcb
>IN has all the characters stopping the night, crossing an "endless corridor" and defeating eirin who sealed the planet or some shit
>everyone fights each other in pofv, nothing happens in soku
>BEASTno dodges sunlight based attacks and beats Marisa in gfw
Is touhou a fraud verse? Which game has the best feats outside of gachashit?

>>148997283
>For those who wonders, Reimu is saying "Just kidding" there.
>Someone got fooled 3 times there.
>Nah the planet didn’t blow up. Just some april fools joke, like the game trolled you.
THIS is your planet level “feat”?

We're here...

>>148997378
one person is a nuclear reactor in touhou ufo

I asked for simon destroying a galaxy but there's just vague dimensional shit... a shame, I thought he had actual feats...

>>148997386
...to get hypnotized and impregnated by faceless sinsacks.

>>148997404
K,b,c.

>1-C: Complex Multiverse level
These are 5-11-dimensional characters. Even 6-dimensional characters can logically easily destroy a more than infinite number of 5-dimensional constructs, and 7-dimensional characters exceed that scale a more than infinite number of times, and so onward. However, these characters do not exceed the 11-dimensional scale of the totality of a full multiverse, as defined by M-Theory. Note, these tiers are not based off how M-Theory views these dimensions, but that M-Theory cites there being this many dimensions existing.

By what logic is Goku this?

>>148997386
My outerverse just got atomized...

>>148997416
W-W-Well if we look at what he does in Dragon Ball Heroes and Xenoverse………

>>148997401
????????????

>>148997421
… outerverse being the funny nickname I came up with for my condom btw

>>148997404
canon.

>>148997404
No lies detected.

>>148997106
Porn addicted anon...

>>148997428
i'm baffled too. by the lack of a galaxy in this image, that is

>>148997401
they pull in hundreds of galaxies (universes) and destroy them here

>>148997465
??????????????

>>148997467
TTGL Downplayerbros…….

>>148997404
Touhoubros we are CANONICALLY weak to hypnosis with simple coins on strings?!

>>148997467
this is meant to be a big crunch btw

I JOB TO INDIA?!?!!?

Mmmnnn meat!

>>148997467
>>148997480
so... not galaxies, just some vague "universes" of undefined size?

>>148997488
>Hypnosis works on Reimu
I’m starting to think Touhou is a FRAUDULENT verse.

>>148997504
YES YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>148997488
That's a GODhou doing the hypnosis

>>148997488
TOUHOUXISTERS WTF IS THIS?!!? EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW!!!

>>148997054
...And she did it because she was MANIPULATED to do so by EMPEROR Belos

>>148997501
Kratos…

Each one of these layers contains a set of infinite dimensions like the Base Touhou world btw
Yukari WorldSmith No.50 manipulates complex structures like these and she is still weaker than Lolikari

>>148994585
badgers

>>148997512
?
i asked for a galaxy being destroyed. this goal has not been reached as of now.

>Infinite dimensions
Infinite 3 dimensions, yes

>>148997531
Holy FUARK, a BASE SIMON FEAT…

>>148997547
...In my fanfiction where he's reimu's apprentice, forgot to specify

Is Touhou even popular? I rarely hear anybody talk about it.

>>148997488
>I am literally multivers-ooooh, i serve your sub-regular human-level cock now, goshujin-sama
this is canon btw

>>148997501
America...

>>148997567
When you said "dimensions" did you mean alternate universes or dimensions-dimensions.

>>148997549
Post Simon manipulating or destroying a cosmological structure of 100 layers with each being at least 5D (lowball)

>>148997570
CANOOOOOOOOON!

>>148997568
Going by the seethe on both sides I'd say yes

>>148997568
Strange mix of
>dedicated but somewhat in the background fanbase
>far more popular in asia because they got more japanese speakers
>very rooted in IRL comic/fan markets
all in all this makes the western branches of it pretty much like a tip of the iceberg

Ranking Death Battle winners in ascending orders of strength
>city level
Raiden
>planetary
Broly
>star-level
Superman
>galaxy-level
Wonder Woman
>universal
Darkseid
>outerversal
Godzilla
>omniversal
Doomslayer
>hyperversal
Gojo
>boundless
Kratos

>>148997577
>Post Simon doing [LESS IMPRESSIVE FEAT THAN ABSORBING THE MULTIVERSAL LABYRINTH]
Huh?

Eggman is one of those combatants I think should be able to fuck off in his ship out of the battle (like he always does), but the only reason he didn't was because someone has to lose.

>>148997570
Too big
-Hal Jordan was here

You, actually, unironically do need to have a high IQ to understand dimensional scaling.

>>148997573
i mean "galaxies", because i think the universe is just a galaxy

>>148997591
VSBW…

i wrote all the shitposts in this thread btw

>>148997568
Touhou is like Jojo, not mainstream anymore but still popular amongst oldfags because a good chunk of anime and internet culture comes from said series.

>>148997605
Simonfag....

>>148997621
Jojo is super popular among normalfags, what are you on about? A more accurate comparison would be something like old moeshit.

>>148997621
Jojo’s still popular, it’d be more accurate to compare it to Lucky Star.

>>148997593
>A puny single Multiverse that reaches 11D at it's absolute best and most wanked
KWAB

>Trying to kill Simon with dimensional wank
Touhou’s gonna GRIT THEIR TEETH just like Kyle

>>148997637
>>148997648
Popular, not mainstream. Only the SBR anime adaptation managed to get Normalfags to talk about Jojo, otherwise you won't see anyone talking about part 8 and 9 outside of Jojo Specific circles

>>148997593
the labyrinth would be a single touhou otherworld, of which there is an infinite number in each of the infinite multiverses of each layer

>>148997674
Good luck getting a manga to become mainstream. The only thing that got close recently is JJK.

>>148997678
Nop. The laberynth is a type 3 multiverse (or even a type 4). Far stronger than just stacking multiverses.

>>148997674
>Stardust Crusaders isn’t mainstream
Retardbro…

still waiting for that galaxy.

>>148997711
KEKYPOW!

>>148997691
Pfffft oh yeah sure
and KINGmon is also the better man, forgot to specify that!

>>148997683
Being mainstream is not a "yes or no" thing
Sakamoto days got mainstream discussion after a meme (The Tunnel effect) that got popular.
You can be mainstream for a bit and lose that status just as quickly.

There is a 2d universe.
This 2d universe it infinite, the coordinates of it being described as (∞, ∞) going down-up, right-left infinitely.
But wait! Someone in it described a new concept known as "multiverses"
To scale his character in 2d, he starts saying that his fictional verse has INFINITE 2d universes that are INFINITE stacked upon each other in front-back coordinates as a multiverse.
Making the coordinate space of his suggverse character (which he can totally blow up btw) described in (∞,∞,∞)
People think this kuh-razy nonsense.
Nobody can even mentally grasp or visualize how this set of multiverses exist.
How would these universes even occupy the same space as eachother?
How are they separated from one another?
They all call him a fag.
It's inconceivable.
You, a 3d person, are watching this laughing, because all that guy achieved in the end was describe the universe you are currently living in.

>>148997735
No lies detected.

Pictured: Yukari after CHADgamesh brandishes a simple coin tied together with a string

>>148997748
accurate description of simonfags flaunting their power while touhouchads look at them laughing

>>148997692
Post Stardust Crusaders selling as much as JJK, dominating public discussion amongst mainstream audiences, taking slots in modern Popularity polls, and having modern active following outside of Jojo Specific circles

>>148997758
If DB still hasn’t done any Fate match ups after all this time I doubt they ever will.

>>148997735
I guess that's the closest simon gets to galaxy level then...

>>148997748
Accurate depiction of Touhoufags flaunting their sub base Simon power while TTGLchads laugh at them.

>>148997783
He's Multiverse level. Also he literally has a Lagann variant called SUPER GALAXY GURREN LAGANN

>>148997591
Lowballed Kratos BTW

>>148997758
>JOBgamesh
At least use an actual winner like Simon instead of that pathetic loser...

>Simon: Reimu, do that little dance I like before I drill your entire verse!
>Reimu:

>>148997825
Any jobber could defeat a 2hu using a simple coin on a string.

just give reimu a quarter and she'll fuck off. easy

Just give Reimu a coin tied to a piece of string and she’ll do whatever you want.

>>148997828
Kek, I saw this happen btw

>>148997416
Oh, I know the answer to this. The reason many people claim that Goku is 5D comes from his fight with Beerus. They argue that the Living World is 3D and includes space-time, which would make it 4D since time is considered a separate dimension. The Other World is described as a higher-dimensional plane that transcends the Living World, implying it exists beyond 4D. Therefore, the entire macrocosm is argued to be 5D. Since Goku and Beerus’s clash was said to threaten the destruction of the macrocosm, it’s used to scale Goku to Low Complex Multiverse level. That's the reasoning I have seen on Reddit and TikTok.

>>148997828
K,b,c.

>>148997758
>CHADgamesh
>The same servant that died to worm cumdump Sakura and schizo Shirou
>Two characters that,by all standards,he shouldn't had struggled at all
Arguably worse jobber than Arcueid considering he didn't had any handicap in f/sn to justify sucking so much

>>148997828
Funny...

1 human with the strength of 10 vs 1 Gorilla

>>148997899
Gorilla

>>148997899
>Fight human effortlessly wins

>>148997905
...dies.

New thread

>>148997918

>>148997899
Ignoring the Speedblitz a human going the speed of a Cheetah would have, a human that can lift 10x the average human weight could toss around the Gorilla like a sack of potatoes.

>>148997923
I don’t know. I feel the gorilla has angles of attacks human wouldn’t expect. And with its grip strength, it’s not like having stronger muscles make your bones less breakable. A gorilla would tear out chunks of flesh to disable the man before he could use any actual strength

>>148997950
You're assuming it's just raw strength. and not, human x10 overall.
Even if that's not the case, an untrained man can lift 85 pounds overhead on average and a grown Silverback can reach 400-500 pounds, easily enough to send it to Supplex City.

>>148997899
Human omega stomp, what?

>>148997591
Doomslayer vs. Kratos would be the ultimate bullshit lorewank battle, it needs to happen

>>148996947
Because DC published those comics.

>>148997985
It’s said strength of ten, not reaction speed of 10