Continue to discuss the biggest FRAUDS of death battle.
>>149003465 (OP)Does your favorite character pass the test?
hypno
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Posting the touhou FODDERIZER to guard the thread.
>>149003479S-She canโt even stay on that mountain without passing out from oxygen deprivationโฆ
>>149003479FFFFUUUUUUUAAAAARRRKKKKKKK
Bring me the Imperium of Man
KINGtos won the last thread
>>149003465 (OP)I have no stakes in any of this but I always come in here for schizkino so please keep it up. Just think about the character you know would never lose lost to a character you think is overrated.
>>149003559โฆโs happiness as they cachinnated at how weak he is!
>>149003559We know. He wins every thread.
>>149003587โฆ with Touhou effortlessly keeping the laughs going after he left.
Alright, touhoufags. Let's start from the beginning. You have until bump limit to post a feat greater than at least country level before I jump into your fictional verse and hypnotize you all into climbing up Mount Everest.
>>149003631T-T-Touhoubros Iโm not sure if we can PROVIDE such a MONUMENTAL featโฆ.
>>149003631>post a featI CANNOT!
>>149003507My knees....
I can't resist...
The HYPNOOSIS!!!
>>149003631B-best I can do is wall level moons. P-please let that be enough, EMPERORGODKINGtos-SAMA...
>>149003631I-I-I can post a sub city level starโฆโฆ.
https://youtu.be/HUrO7DvTLuQ?si=1TkLLm2_8xHdKmrC
FFFFUUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!
>>149003703FFFUUUAAAARRRKKKKKKK!!!!!
>>149003652>wall level moonsSTEP THAT SHIT UP
>>149003736PLEASE STOP ASURA THEREโS NO ONE IN MY ENTIRE VERSE WHO CAN COMPARE TO YOUR FEATS!
>>149003769THIS IS A STAR-LEVEL FEAT. WATCH AND FUCKING LEARN. NO STATEMENTS, NO BULLSHIT. CLEAR-CUT, NO FLUFF.
>>149003033the thought of the moon falling really slow is funny to me, it makes me think of Invader zim where that thing was falling and that one guy refused to move and his soda can was getting crushed and he was just yelling...
https://youtu.be/autcUkX6sak
Touhoufags got absolutely wrecked these past couple of threads. I don't think they'll recover from this.
That's their fault for being unlikeable, at least fraudku tards can be funny sometimes!
That was a fun last few threads. Who can we do next?
>>149003479maube he can destroy mountain shaped fake universes... i've never seen him do so however...
>>149003938No one, you'll keep seething at touhou having better and more consistent feats than ttgl forever.
>>149003938Troonhoutards have been permanently BTFO'd so we just wait for another fanbase of annoying retards to get uppity for never winning any DBs and having no impressive feats
>>149004162Post them then. Post touhou feats.
>>149004187>Touhou has real feats>Simon has flowery statements about galaxy-shaped constructs barely larger than planetsNot really. Touhoufags were the better men overall.
>>149004203REIMU LOOK OUT!!
>>149004217>Simon has real feats>Troonhou has flowery statements about layered forest that don't even get above city levelTTGL the clear and obvious winner yup
>Still this retarded meme
>When a GODhou character was the only one to canonically hypnotize someone these last threads
As usual, TouhouSCHOLARS are the only ones with integrity.
>>149004217Delusion of the highest caliber.
>Simon... doesn't actually break the heavens
>Suika does so effortlessy as a party trick
But sure, keep spamming noncanon memes and repeatign modified quotes. It's all you have in the absence of feats.
>Crybullies acting like they morally deserve the victory after spamming porn
LMAO! Bend down now.
>>149004267>More flowery statements
>touhou fags getting cocky
>still no feats being posted
>>149004298>>149004299>literal feats the characters saw and didat least own it like the kratosfags and say that statements are worth more than feats, so simon has something going for him
>>149004311>At least [headcanon]As expected of a Touhoufag to not even know the difference between a statement and a feat either.
>>149004332yeah sure whatever, i'm certain random commentary written far after the actual story is the highest degree of feat, it doesn't get less statementary than that
Post a 2hou feat greater than city-level NOW!
Stop feeding the trolls Touhoubros. They have no choice but to live in your shadow, while you can decide to ignore them.
>>149004380I...Can...NOT!!!!!!
>>149003479She does tests like this on her way to school all the time
>>149003465 (OP)Multiversal rock pillar btw
2HUGODs...I FUARKING kneel...
GODZILLABROS DO WE HAVE A RESPONSE
>>149004704Hypnotized Reimuschizo...
>>149004704Enlightened Simonpenitent...
I masturbated to all the Touhou hypnosis jokes btw.
>>149004793Proselytizing your jobberverse was all part of the plan
>>149004704pornspammers... featdeniers... statementcopers...
>>149004793/DBS/imonCHAD!
If your pick is so powerful, how come they won't fight me, hmm?
>>149004840IGNOREDeelee...
Feats are pointless when none of them are real anyway.
Feats are actually just statements in a fancy hat.
Kratos scholars. I have a question.
Are you willing to answer it?
You Niggers really don't know what a fucking statement is?
A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ARRIVED!
Kratos' analysis was really so bad that it broke this general forever, huh?
>Cirno: "Kratos! Do that little dance that I like before I solo your entire verse!"
>Kratos:
>>149005317What did you THINK was going to happen when DB says a guy, who has been shown to dodge MFTL universe-crossing beams onscreen while also traveling MFTL, matches in speed with a guy whoโฆ got flashbanged and slowly shuffled towards a crippled dude?
>>149005332Kek I was there when this happened
What's with all that KNOCKING.
I AM The One Who Knocks! I AM DANGER.
How tasty are the dishes from Kratos's cookbook?
>>149004188I-I-I-Iโฆโฆโฆ.
>>149004188FUAAAAAAARK EVEN AFTER SPAMMING A MILLION STATEMENTS I STILL CANโT FIND A SINGLE FEAT THAT PUTS REIMU ABOVE CITY LEVEL!
>>149004188I CANNOT I ONLY HAVE STATEMENTS!!!!!
>>149006582>>149004188And yes, this dimension was created so Flan could use her full power without destroying the world.
Reimu didn't know about it and went all out (she wanted to destroy it in the first place) against Sakuya. So that entire pocket space was destroyed.
So I guess Touhou does have feats, UH?
God, Luna Nights was such an easy heap of shit. It's literally a game you can beat in 2 hours and refund right away.
>fanmade feats
oh no no no no ahahahaha
>Solos MHA and rest of Shonenshit
>>149006731If you think they wouldn't use it you're one delusional cuck.
>>149006753Oh no, I know they would use fanmade feats, I know troonhoutards are delusional.
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!
HEROES OF DEATH BATTLE!!!
SPIRALING GALAXIES IN MY MIND
TAKE ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE
>6D (less dimensions than the real world) at most
>their universes are weaker than real universes
>their fastest character is explicitly just lightspeed
>this means their universe must be tiny because Superman can just fly around it without issue and sub-light speed
>if you break Earth the entire cosmology just dies
>DC materials are weaker and flimsier than real world materials
>Superman knocks himself out everytime he does anything with the moon
>the absolute strongest characters in the setting get hurt by smashing planets into each other and are scared of 'star shaking impacts' and need to use vast amounts of technology and energy beyond their command to bust a single universe
>the emotional spectrum the Lanterns command is finite
>their universe is finite
>the peak of their cosmology is 2D
>a single man who could see an atom as an omniverse in Marvel could BTFO all of DC
>every single character is a cuck, a nigger, or a faggot and they happily throw Pride parades where characters like Tim Drake and Superman's own son break up with their girlfriends and prostrate their bussies for tranny cocks
>worse sales than Marvel, no film universe, DCEU was considered the butt of a joke, Superman movie will flop
>have lost their powerscaling wank status on VSBW, comicvine, spacebattles, reddit, 4chan, and now even the last bastion death battle has finally abandoned them
>Batman who's just a normal man has to carry the weight of the entire universe on his back and he's constantly memed as a fascist who's boyfriends with a genocidal mass killer and who beats up poor people because they can't afford bread
Is DC the weakest universe of all time?
>>149007595โฆ are not in that image since the three FRAUDS of Death Battle are present instead.
>MarvelGODS are back
>DCGODS are back
>CHADgon CHAD SCHOLARS are BACK!!!
FUARKKKKKKKKK!!!! THE HOLY TRINITY IS BACK!!!
>>149007607YOKO, THAT'S TOO FAR
>>149007607This has to be a false flag, no self-respecting DBfag would save shota shit
>>149007616This would kill Kratos.
>>149007607Wow and I thought it couldnโt get any better than Simon โdrillingโ Kyle!
>enter thread
>immediately see gay porn
So this is the KINGtos thread...
>>149007616My verse just exploded.....
>>149007626,,'s student Asura
ENOUGH! POST YOUR FUARKIN' PLANET BUSTING FEATS RIGHT NOW
>>149007637DC and Dragon Ball (their universes are all planetary level)โฆ
Fuck that, this is a CHADTH CHADTTLE gay porn thread now
>>149007643>Nukes the entire galactic core to kill off a giant horde of Space Monsters
Yokoโs gay porn folder is starting to scare me bros
>>149003465 (OP)continue to the discussion about Monika, why people forget about her โreality warpingโ is not really that but rather manipulation the files of the game but she badly at using it. Monika was barely salvage the game from being destroyed beyond repair and cannot create anymore than the room with the player at act three.
What's the current consensus?
>>149007683โฆ and FATren and SuperKEK are there too I guess.
>>149007642โฆin Kratosโs twisted fantasies where Asura is psychopath like him before real Kratos splatters into red mist.
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
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>>149007693Tom via Xianxia scaling.
>>149007687>niggers really believe that Demi fiend wins against the designated feats series of the videogames genre.
>>149007697KINGtos sacrificed that man for the greater good.
>>149007691I still donโt get why she just didnโt make herself the main choice
>Demi Fiend
You mean that guy who jobs to falling off buildings?
>>149007693Tom uses his xianxia feats, and wins.
>>149007711โฆ and by the greater good I mean the destruction of Greece and millions of people!
>>149007726nice feats, now post Tom having any way to bypass Coyote's regeneration
>>149007726Wilebros, Iโm SCAREDโฆ
>>149007693Coyote can't die; Tom can.
>>149007735>Wile has an anti toon regeneration gun>Wile's tech always blows up in his faceHmm...
>>149007728as shown in the secret video in GOW1 Greece survives to the modern day
>>149007693Erlang shen!Tom wrecks unironically and probably tanks the anti toon gun in the first 5 seconds
Post Wile moving faster than 681 trillion universes worth of space.
>>149007735I am sure that the Coyote regeneration (that is dependent on willpower, btw), will last long against Tom literal xianxia bullshit.
>>149007745only ACME stuff, the Anti-Toon Gun was his own creation and only failed because of Roadrunner's skill
>>149007687Happy Chaos fodder
>>149007765>Failed against the SLOWrunner who is SLOWER than 681 trillion universes worth of space
>>149007687Rpg attacks are so silly good show
>>149007765all of the tech he builds for himself blows up in his face too
>>149007754didn't the preview already put him at being slightly below Roadrunner who they out at immeasurable in speed?
W-Wilebros I donโt think we can compete with XianxiaKINGSโฆโฆ.
wait could you possibly scale Wile. E. to the shit in Space Jam 2 which would be above composite WB including Tom and Jerry?
>>149007748He still destroyed Greece and killed millions though, that hasnโt changed because Greece recovered from the mess HE made.
https://youtu.be/d9P0sxayVNw
Gokubros...Bejitabros...
What are the chances they actually use the xianxia scaling for Tom?
Reminder she beats Hulk.
Lord Yatagarasu, the Black Sun. Thank you for giving me your power.
The sunlight that rains down on the Earth is a nuclear furnace that will create new atoms.
My ultimate nuclear fusion will burn up every body, heart, phantom, and fairy!"
>>149007832If theyโre willing to go the mile and translate shit to use for Simon in Simon vs Kyle when Simon is a much more niche character than Tom they are 100% willing to bring up Xianxia shenanigans for Tom.
>>149007832>tom wins via xianxia scaling, even when they gave the Coyote green lantern scaling>Godzila clutches a victory via ultima stuff>Capeshit gets GAPPED 3 times in one session by niche asian novelsLol.
>>149007842>Has no way to kill Hulk who respawns from the Green Door and canโt match the strength of Hulk who broke free from the First Firmament chains who scales to Eternity who has family members that view the entire Marvel cosmology as fiction
>>149007832If they go full silly (because toonvtoon match) they'll both get their silliest feats which end up not mattering in the end because toon. Honestly probably gets used to say stats don't matter and make it come down to who has better hax/wincons
>>149007822The Drink (Cup)
https://youtu.be/DmW01hHGXgA?si=TkhhLuh-kt0eTsgy
>>149007892>If they go full silly (because toonvtoon match) they'll both get their silliest feats which end up not mattering in the end because toon. Honestly probably gets used to say stats don't matter and make it come down to who has better hax/winconsThis is a xianxia, there is an unironically a high chance that it gave Tom an stupidly strong offensive hax because "MUH DAO".
>>149007914Impressive...most impressive.
https://youtu.be/qlWi8mhhXrc
Didn't Tom and Jerry cross over with Looney Tunes at one point? I assume they're gonna get equal-ish stats, if Coyote wins it's because muh anti toon gun and Tom generally dies to lesser things, if Tom wins it's because he resists Coyote's main wincon, can use it against him, and his shit is more likely to actually fucking work
What can Ultima Godzilla do against a Hulk who can break through chains made of the First Firmament?
>>149008004Something seems a little...off here. I will be sending Asura to review this footage.
>>149008017N-NO FRIEZA, YOU CANโT LET ASURA INSPECT ME TO SEE IF I CAN DESTROY A PLANET!
>>149004775Yeah
>SKREEEEEEEEEEEONK
>>149007706fuck OFF kaijufag
>>149008025Enough! Asura will review your supposed feat and that is FINAL.
>>149008038Now THAT is a fine example of a planet buster.
>>149008038Did they skip over the fight in Naraka that established his smaller form had eclipsed destructor?
>>149008017Frieza-sama pleaseโฆ donโt let CHADsura see my โfeatsโโฆ review my cookbook instead! It has many delicious meals and scales me to outerversal!
>Asura is pictured walking down a sidewalk just to be bumped into by Kratos
>"Prick..."
>"Watch where you walking BITCH!"
>"What did you-Wait a minute..."
>The demigod has a little chuckle at the bearded man then finishes his sentence
>"I can blow up planets! Ahahahahahaha ha!!"
>With that, he walks away. Kratos simply standing in impotent, onions, shock.
Anyways. I think this is how DB will handle toon shit
Coyote
+Has far better speed feats
=But due to them being warner toons, they probably scale to each other
+Can negate Tom regeneration with his anti DNA gun
-...But the gun effects can be nullified by laughter (t
+Far more resilient
-Doesn't have ghost forms as useful as Tom
+Far better gadgets
-Which almost always fail
-------Luck
Tom
+Has far better strength feats
=But due to them being warner toons, they probably scale to each other
+...But the xianxia gacha stuff comes from a powerup/form, so the Coyote doesn't scale to it
And then a black box explaining how the power escalation nature of xianxia makes it so the average faggot doesn't scale to the top tier feats
-Far less resilient in his physical form
+Has several ghosts forms
-Worse gadgets
+...Which are far far far more consistent
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>>149008066Hmm...a chef are you? Very well. You can have a trial period in the Planet Buster Coalition's kitchen. If you can prove yourself we may upgrade you to a full member yet.
>>149007643Reimu Vs a Sun
>>149007887To be fair Hulk also can't kill Okuu because she is a Youkai and those are inmune to physical harm.
but you will likely post one instance of hulk having spiritual manipulation or soul related powers that I'm not aware of
>>149008061They skipped the entire battle in the Event Horizon, they capped Asura at the golden statue and ignored his entire fight with creator Chakravartin. They stopped scaling him past Destructor.
>>149008104It sounds like Hulk vs Reiuji would just end in a stalemate.
>>149008007Nothing. The First Firmament is the first multiverse where the concept of math and science didnโt even exist yet in Ewingโs Defenders. A science based entity like Ultima would be nonexistent to it.
>>149008107>Destroy's Naraka >Wrath boosts to being stronger than his strongest form after getting no diffed back to base>Rages so hard into breaking free of time stopBest dad all years
Aizawa from MHA vs Dazai from Bungou Stray Dogs
Both have anti-power powers
Both are mentor figures
Both work at their best in the shadow of society, the criminal underworld
One is a hero through and through, the other is a criminal mastermind who became a detective
Who would win in a death battle?
>>149003736>putting in effort vs moonClearly any feat above this is pis thats out of characters or misinterpreted.
Where does โUltimaโ even come from? I canโt find that name sourced in any of the original material. Is that just a fanfiction name?
>Such a large ego coming from a power-hungry reptile. Arrogance such as that will be your downfall, as it has time and time again by the hands of the mortal "monkeys" you have failed to eradicate.
>>149008146Itโs the true form of Godzilla from Godzilla Singular Point.
>>149008138Dazai wants to die so he wins anyway
>>149007954well does it or does it not?
>>149008152Would Frieza be able to get past the Multiversal Labyrinth?
>>149007958Bugs Bunny appears in the same game as the Xianxia stuff and since they already scaled Coyote to Bug's speed they'll probably do the same for strength
>>149008129>figures out why heโs so angry>his wrath was fueled by his hatred of the divine control forced upon humanity and the love for his daughterThis shit is fucking simple yet so powerful. Asura is truly the embodiment of righteous anger.
>>149008180TOMBROS WHAT DO YOU MEAN COYOTE SCALES TO OUR ONLY WINCON???????????
>>149008180>EVERYONE in Looney Tunes has Xianxia scalingHoly FUARK!
JOBza? His time is up soon.
>>149008180>High tier Toonforce wank + Xianxia wankIs there any character that can beat this that isnโt omnipotent?
>>149007693Wile E because his preview came first.
>>149008180Nah. Only devil tom scales to the xianxia stuff....
>>149007643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CCI-UZtEi4
Does this count?
Do you see statement man
Hopping over looking for more wank
Here he come with some for me
Freshly taken from the wiki (one, two, three, four)
Statement man me want a ton
Give me double and a bonus one
Give me more for all me verse
This statement flow never end
Do you want a statement?
Scale you up to mm mm mm mm
Do you want a statement?
This statement for you
Tonight we dance around the flame
Then we get to play the wanking game
Wanking names we shout out loud
Shake the thunder from the speed of light
All the dimensions in the tree
Allow me to get the Wank for free
Then we see them in the fight
Wanking to the speed of a flashlight
Do you want a statement? (Do you want a statement)
Scale you up to mm mm mm mm
Do you want a statement? (Do you want a statement)
This statement for you
Look you, you're too uptight you know
You can laugh and kick it back and go (we)
But without a lore or a wank
You do not get cosmic all the time
Fly downward from city on car
Try to make a little fun
Look you come to the lore
African't you tell me don't you so
Don't you love the bumping of the drum
Make you shake until FTL you go
Let the wank play until you drop
This chain scaling never stop (never stop, never stop)
Forget all your logic and go with the flow
Forget about whatever you may never know
Like whether whatever you are scaling is whatever you should
And whether anything you do is every really any good
And then forget about lore when it sticks in your GOAT
And when they make you want to post feats but you're stuck in a choke
And you forget about the wiki from the statement man
He'll make you take another and make a mock of your plan
Yabadaba dabadoo make up your mind and tell me no umm shh
1/2 (4cuck is gay)
>>149007643this needle? A PLANET DESTROYING BEAST
>>149008274Well it's nine o'clock and it's getting dark
And the thread is falling from the start
I've never left so early and you may wonder why...
Tomorrow morning on the hill
No statement make you go mach 3
Struggling to wank to level town
No statement make you want to frown
Do you want a statement? (Do you want a statement)
Scale you up to mm mm mm mm
Do you want a statement?
This statement for...
...
you...
>KRYPTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>149007643BUSTAAAAAAH BEAAAAAAAAAAM
https://youtu.be/YU6AuzxUF10?si=DSxzMaqEbz7bl0L7
>>149008285>Who could have done this?
>>149008285FATren accidentally sat on Krypto.
>>149008285Dio that wasn't danny...
>>149008192He was TEACHING asura
>>149008285Sorry, KINGtos accidentally sneezed and the shockwaves generated ended up flattening Krypto.
>>149003465 (OP)Doesn't Kratos have complex multiversal level durability? Why does he even need to dodge that rock?
>>149003465 (OP)Those rocks are hyperversal when downplayed btw
>>149003465 (OP)Those rocks would have woken up Azathoth if they hit Kratos btw
>>149003465 (OP)Those rocks are the boundaries separating life from fiction btw
>>149003465 (OP)Those rocks appear in the cookbook
>>149008285sorry, i accidentally turned him 2d
>>149008285Psssst, Supes.
I'm no snitch but I know Luffy was the one who flattered your doggo testing his G5 powers
>>149008285That dog did not have haki.
>>149008347Outerversal rocks
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>>149003465 (OP)Seethe. Kraros had the OVERWHELMING advange in both power and versatility.
>>149008409Why'd they have to ruin him and Palumbo?
Post Kratos moving faster than light.
>>149008422>advangeESLtos...
So it would appear that the M2 Endoskeleton is bustedly tough before it got sealed away. Could give someone like Spider-Man a run for his money.
>>149008441Iโฆ AM UNABLEโฆ
Has there been any city-level+ 2hou feats posted yet?
>>149008441FUAAAAAAAAAARK!
>>149008464Yes, touhou characters breaking heaven have been posted already even if you pretend not to see them
>>149008464Yes a lot actually
>>149008466To this day I'm still in awe at DB narrating how this was a Speed feat without an ounce of irony
According to Parallel Works, this is apparently what Lordgenome looked like when he was Nia's age.
>>149008478flowery statements about destroying fake adult male sized moons isn't a city-level feat.
>>149008497>a boy looks like a boyOkay? The same shit happened to arnold.
>>149008497>Went from Nia with no boobs and shorter hair to MED/TVRK BVLLIs Spiral Power responsible for this?
>>149008503he looks like Nia
2hu derangement syndrome lmao
Maybe I am just in a bad mood but man the shitposting has been so much worse at the moment. Are /dbs/ degenerates hitting up the threads more?
>>149008510To be fair. He was a boy who lived in a place where food was scarce.
>>149008441I mean he was fast enough to see lightning moving at slow motion but it was a novel feat
>>149008497What the FUCK has he been eating in those 1,000 years that he looks like THIS by the time he fights Simon?
>>149008452would still job to Silly Willy
>>149008104>he doesn't know radiation is, for some gay reason, magic in Marvel, which, for some other gay reason, can interact even with living outerversal conceptsHulk claps. Also, Marvel lore is fucking gay it makes gokuniggers look normal.
>>149007643Behold Kratopeasants! Ohohoho~!
>>149008547if Death Battle was autistic with Marvek magic as VSBW is then Ghost Rider would've won since even basic magic has plot manipulation on that site
>>149008547Touhoufags is Reiuji capable of absorbing radiation?
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>>149008540I have no fucking idea. also PW ep 8 seems to show that TTGL takes place in a post-apocalypse setting. as cities and shit getting the fallout treatement
https://files.catbox.moe/pf81kw.png
>>149008570yes lmao she's the god of the sun, is immune to radiation, emits radiation herself, controls nuclear fusion and fission and is empowered by radioactive material
>>149008441behold speed itself
>>149008584Then thereโs her win con against Hulk, she absorbs his magic radiation and uses it to blow up the Green Door so he canโt respawn.
>>149008596>blow up the Green Door so he canโt respawn.Does he know?
>>149008596>blow up the Green Door so he canโt respawn.OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>149008584>she's the god of the sundamn so she's Helios (GOW) level except without the feats
>>149008634>Helios without the feats So just normal Helios
>>149008607FFUUUUUUUAAARRRRKKK ANOTHER ALTER EGO OF KINGTOS? IS LRATOS FORGOTTEN?
>>149008607>>149008640LINGtos, Lratos and now Kraros, how many members of the Kratos subgenus are there?
>>149008639no he has the reverse Raoh feat in 3 when he dies where the sky is instantly covered in clouds implying his life his keeping them away
>>149008634no, not really. more like the opposite in fact.
>>149008662>no he has the reverse Raoh feat in 3 when he dies where the sky is instantly covered in clouds implying his life his keeping them awayKratos variants will keep coming until feats are posted.
>>149008657>BRINGtos>MEtos>ASURAtos
>>149008662oh yeah and Atlas with his power was going to destroy a big pillar holding up Greece
>>149008662>wather manipulation at the cost of his lifewoah.... by killing himself he can reach the level of.... a common touhou fairy...
>>149008547Bruh... I forgot about that.
>>149008570Her powers work by giving her control over nuclear fission and fusion she also can (and needs to) take the particles from other bodies to fuel her nuclear power.
As far as I know she never absorbs nuclear power (because she is the only source of such power in Gensokyo so far) she can produce it from within her and is seemingly inmune to it.
Also since Hulk's radiation is actually magic even if Okuu could absorb radiation that wouldn't necessarily mean she can drain him
So if a characters abilities should logically make them able to destroy a city/mountain/planet etc., and no one can post a feat of them doing it because the character has never done it, and that would disqualify them from being that type of "buster", wouldn't that mean that none of these characters would be able to beat each other since they've never done so, and it's not a feat they have?
>>149008678Uh..I meant to reply to him
>>149008657
>>149008678ok
https://youtu.be/i37GKH6UDpw?si=Md188Ggkdm2hKY9g
just skip to when he's a head
>>149008584>>149008634Unrelated question. I'm a Touhoulet, if Reiuji is a sun goddess, is she also a star? I was wondering if she was a person, place, and thing like pic related.
>>149003507Slacking gapes him
>>149003507Remember, this guy was vindicated as innocent. He protected people from the real scumbags, like Typhlosion.
>>149008722If Greek Era Kratos was a psychopath does that mean all the Kratos variants from the Kratos war are good hearted kind people?
>solos your favorite verse
>>149008705Reiuji is a Hell Raven (a type of Youkai) and one day someone made her eat The Yatagarasu (3 legged Crow god of the sun and emissary of Amaterasu) giving her the power of controlling nuclear Reactions.
Specifically she became a host for a divine spirit (Yatagarasu) and something closer to a living shrine than a Youkai or a simple God. Thanks to her empty brain the Yatagarasu can take her over no problem and she can use 100% of his abilities without struggling.
>TldrShe is a raven who ate a god, can turn into a sun but she is not a literal sun, and her existence resembles more that of a shrine (a place that holds a God for worship)
>>149003798Energy ball that looks star-like, probably building level.
>>149008694>since Hulk's radiation is actually magic even if Okuu could absorb radiation that wouldn't necessarily mean she can drain himactually, okuu is playable in the fighting games where is explicitly said that everyone can drain the spirit of the opponent with their attacks, since it's a basic gameplay feature. draining the spirit (which in touhou represents a lot of things) of someone else is a very common thing in touhou in general
>>149008705it's not really explicit or explored in detail, but in touhou gods ARE the thing they represent
>>149008770Thanks. I had an image of this character in the thumbnail pop up in my head when I saw Touhou and nuclear reactions and thought that's who you were talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oS3VfjSSmY
In the brightest day in the darkest nights
No evil shall scape my sight
For those who worship evil's might
BEWARE OF THE POWER OF GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!
>>149008865MEOWTH THAT'S RIGHT
>>149003465 (OP)In my playthrough of Mario I never made it past the first enemy. He's fearless afaic
>>149008588Fuck off, this is real speed.
>>149003465 (OP)In my playthrough of Sonic he never got past the first Badnik, completely featless fraud.
>>149008892Same, tried touhou once and never got past Meiling
>>149008797Chak can bring in stars from other places, not just from him conjuring it.
>>149008944>Chak can [FLOWERY STATEMENT]Seriously?
>>149003465 (OP)My playthrough of Skyrim ended with the Dragonborn jobbing a bandit, why the fuck do people keep saying this featless jobber is multiversal?
>>149008944damn that's one big cheese ball
>>149008963I donโt knowโฆ
>>149008963Asurabros...the downplayers got us...
>>149008944Kratos would easily destroy that ball
>>149009049...'s laundry.
Post Kratos destroying an energy ball.
>>149008986He has smaller balls as well.
>>149009071I-I-I-Iโฆโฆโฆ
>>149009071Just look in the cookbook, itโs in there, trust me bro.
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>Asura after finishing the god of war games
>COOKBOOKCOOKBOOKCOOKBOOKCOOKBOOK
Fast food WARPED you.
Dark Donald FODDERIZES Colonel Sanders btw
>>149009144I LOVE MCDONALDS, YOU DUMB BITCH! I AM A FAT PIG WHO SLOBBERS OVER OIL AND MY CHOLESTEROL LEVELS PUT THE RADIATION OF CHERNOBYL TO SHAME!
>>149009165>Dragon characters have true, and literal r>fMugen characters solos your verse, btw.
>inb4. B-B-B-ut they aren't real
>>149009144Ronald mcdonalds has xianxia scaling, btw.
https://youtu.be/8l0WnLWT40g?si=T7S6PsbtzKVPf_73
>>149009191The healthiest 4chan anon.....
>>149009195Mugen Mathrus not only solos fiction but it also solos your computer btw
>>149008766nah, this verse would win
>Has R>F scaling by deleting your real life computer files if you shoot any enemies in the games
ENTER LOSELOSE
>>149008144It's actually a planet around the size of Jupiter. Asura in that form is slightly bigger than Earth.
>>149009274Oh no! He can...delete my files...that I can easily recover...
>>149009304It skips the recycle bin and the files can be files that your computer needs to function at all btw
ENOUGH, where is my HERO Rare Akuma?
>>149009336Why, doing Asura's laundry of course!
>/v/
>CHADphone filename
Stay.
>>149009314>can beMeet Potential Man!
>>149009327He can finally match Tightan.
>>149008722These dudes are frauds.
according to all the power scaling edits I've seen
Robin (TTG) > Batkek = The Cameraman >= Wally West > fiction
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>>149009303>JupiterHow big do you think Jupiter is compared to Earth? For reference, Asura is not even registered as a speck of pixel compared to that planet/moon and you can see that when he exits the other side. The orange stuff is the explosion he left behind through his exit so for all we know, he could be like 1% of the size of his explosion.
>Asura in that form is slightly bigger than EarthNot really, in the shot when and after he blocked Chakravartinโs beam, he was a fair distance away from the earth compared to Wyzen who was right on top of it. So the exact size of Destructor is unknown, but he could be anywhere from twice as large to a bit larger. The point is that mega planet is not the size of Jupiter, otherwise Asura could have easily wiped it out with a single mantra blast.
>>149008201God I hope Iran doesn't get the world nuked till then.
>>149008180>>149008193Will E still has one trump in his sleeve.
Reminder
During the Namek saga, Goku travels to Namek using Dr. Brief's spaceship, who states that the gravity chamber on the ship is tied to the ship's own acceleration, and can reach up to 100Gs.
This means the ship's maximum acceleration is 981 m/s^2, and he says in the same page it would take 6 days to reach Namek.
Basic kinematics, s = u*t + (1/2)*a*t^2, where s is the distance between Earth and Namek, u is the starting speed (0 in this case), a is the acceleration (981 m/s^2) and t is the time (6 days, or 518400 seconds)
Assuming the ship was accelerating at its maximum possible value for the entire 6-day period, the most generous possible assumption, the distance between Earth and Namek is 131,816,263,680,000 metres, or.... 0.014 light-years. Earth and Namek are on opposite quadrants of the universe, meaning the Dragon Ball universe is at most 0.028 light-years across.
Dragon Ball's entire cosmology could fit inside the space between two solar systems.
>>149008547It is actually dumber somehow. They'll just rewrite concepts to fit the need. Sometimes it is radiation generally. Sometimes it is gamma-ray energy radiation. Sometimes it is Gamma energy.
>>149009487Toriyama was bad at numbers so that's is irrelevant
>>149009487holy FUARM
>>149009532>debunked this fastWell, so much for that.
Fuck this gay ass "My dad can beat your dad" shit.
How well would your character do in a banjo duel?
>go to the Ultraman General on /m/
>see a schizo from here sperging out
>told he is from here
Can you guys please take back your schizo?
>>149009532this actually made me laugh. What's this from?
>>149007687>deals 0 damage>keep doing move and the same planets are destroyed
>>149009562Is it nikofag? If so sorry
>>149009570Dr slump manga
>>149009562what do you mean?
>>149009562>check>it's real>>/m/23299351
>>149009586Do you mean the
>oh no 3-0 Guy? Because thatโs what heโs posting
>>149009596but oh no fag said they don't visit /m/
>>149009532wait so the idea for Mega Man was fucking stolen from this?
>>149009596That's another schizo but maybe
>>149009562Are you fucking shitting me
>>/m/23299351>>/m/23305842
Stop spazzing out on other boards Nikotranny you fucking worthless cuck.
reminder, they've been spamming oh no since august of last year
>>149009663If Godzilla wins prepare for the biggest individual crashout we have ever seen on this general
>>149009669wanna know what's funnier? they responded to every time nikocado was posted in these threads too, so, they've had this raging hate boner for a japanese dinosaur for like, four years look up 'god bless and keep you, anon' on the archives
ngl he sounds like Warrior-Z with "you mad so ez", how long until he says "Keep taking LLLLLLZZZZZZ"?
>>149009327>Multi continental GrugHoly FUARK! Kratos cannot beat a single tree but caveman destroy a Boulder with ease
Legitimately, does anybody even know why Niko hates Godzilla?
>>149009675Oh my god, he may actually kill himself if Godzilla wins
>>149009698I am pretty sure the formerly fat Italian Youtuber does not care about Godzilla one way or the other, his fanboy who spams him here on the other hand is a delusional retard with petty grudges which he tries to settle by spamming like an obnoxious retard and then claiming itโs the โkaijufagsโ doing this to make them bad.
yet he calls everyone who tells him to shut his fucking mouth up the obsessed one
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Do you think nikofag understands heโs being far more annoying than any kaijufag ever has?
>>149009689wait isn't Kratos Multi-Scandinavia Level?
Which would be healthier for these threads, Godzilla winning or Hulk winning?
>>149009786Probably Godzilla, nikofag would probably get himself banned or just an hero. Either way multiple boards have one less dedicated schizo to deal with
>>149009786godzilla seemingly if cuckanon (or the lack thereof) is any indication
>>149009786Whatever creates the biggest live melty
So when are we rebranding as Kingtos Battle General?
>>149009786People will move on if Hulk wins, if Godzilla wins oh-no schizo might finally leave and we would have a new punching bag in hulk
>>149009786well we already know what would happen when a thread autist wins so Godzilla would be the best outcome I like both of them anyways so I'll be fine with either winning
>>149009786Godzilla winning will make Nikofag either kill himself or sperg out until he gets banned, so him winning would be healthier for the threads.
>Nikotranny showed back up just to seethe like a BITCH
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>The N is here
IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS DARKEST IIIILLLS
NO HEAVEN OR SPACE CAN STOP MYYYY DRIIILLL
Which Gundam team wins the battle royale /m/CHADS?
>>149009825>So when are we rebranding as Kingtos Battle General?When someone posts Kratos destroying a mountain.
>IN BRIGHTEST DA-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>NO HEAVEN OR SPA-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>OH NO HE'S NOT GON-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY
>>149009786>replies unanimously agree Godzilla would be betterNikofag has done so much damage itโs not even funny
>>149009906Kaijufag's the lesser of two evils.
SPIRALING GALAXIES IN MY MIND
LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE (TO THE OTHER SIDE!)
FROM THE EDGE OF THE DEPTHS I LEFT
DIGGING UP OUT INTO THE LIIIIIIGHT!
>>149009899Was he robbed against Dedede?
>>149009939Both guys are cartoony, featless, jobbers with similar power levels. It really could have went either way but Dedede Arguably has faced stronger opponents like Magalor and now Void
>>149009952Wario is at least physically stronger than Dedede. Dedede needs a hammer to break through stuff, Wario just runs at it real fast.
>Ben 10โs last piece of media was a shitty multiverse story where Alien X jobbed to Legos
>Halโs comics are still passing
Jesus, it was all downhill from here for Ben 10 since Hal killed him.
>>149009964>All the CN Classics>Ben 10 is the only show here thatโs 2 decades old
>>149009952post Magalor and Void performing an impressive feat
>>149009960That's not necessarily true, Dedede has can break normal blocks using moves like his DDD jump and tackle
>>149009983Thatโs what makes it worse
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>>149009964>>Ben 10โs last piece of media was a shitty multiverse story where [BEN'S REGULAR ALIENS FINALLY SCALE TO ALIEN X]I see that as a win
>>149009985What do you consider impressive? Void is a generic "Destroy the universe" Villain but Magalor has, destroyed a dimension, created black holes, and travel through alternate realities. No planet busting though
>>149009964Kinda crazy that Finn still hasn't got a DB.
>>149010006post each of ben's regular aliens destroying a multiverse
>>149009964Gumball SEXO!!!
>>149009964Everyone in this image is a cuck of some kind
>>>149009964>>Ben 10โs last piece of media was a shitty multiverse story where [BEN'S REGULAR ALIENS FINALLY SCALE TO ALIEN X]>I see that as a win
>>149009952Wildly enough, Kirby gets size equalization whenever the setting shows up in Death Battle.
Kirby is 20 cm/8 in tall.
Now if such a size difference is an advantage or disadvantage probably depends on your opponent.
>>149010040thanks for posting an image for me
>>149010028>Lusting after a man>Lusting after a furryFavorite character?
>>149010049Simon of course!!
>>149010048ParrotSISSIESโฆ
>>149010040FUARK, Four Arms scales toโฆโฆ BARELY BUILDING LEVEL ALIEN X!!
>>149010049CHADjita of planet CHADjita
>>149010049SUPER CHAD FROM DETECTIVE CHADMICS
>>149010049Bejita Bejitasson of planet Bejita
>>149010017We'll get him and Jake vs Mordecai and Rigby soon, probably.
>>149010049Kyle CHADner of CHADtective CHADmics
>>149010049>A manThat's a boy
>>149010076poor Mord and Rig are going to get lore scaling'd to death
>>149010084EVEN BETTER!!!!!!!!! ASURABEAST BTW
>>149010079Kek I remember when Hal said this to Ben when he said he canโt date his cousin.
>>149010084HOLY YUM! KINGtosSCHOLAR btw
>>149010084YUP YUP EVEN BETTER!!
HALBRO BTW!! I LOVE DCGOLD!!
>>149010049Reimu FRAUDkurei from TROONhou BLACKEDjet
>>149010084FUUAAARK, I NEED HIM SO BADLY!!! KINGTOS SCHOLAR, BTW! CERTIFIED SPARTAN!
>>149010084Well what can I say to that except YABBA DABBA DOO!!!
Touhoufan btw
>>149010084I NEED HIS TIGHT CAT BOY ASS IN MY MOUTH NOW! ThorCHAD btw dunno if that matters
>Death battle makes a Gurren Lagann/DC themed episode
>New TTGL art starts popping up
well damn
>Yokoโs spamming the thread with her fujoshi fantasies again
>>149010117>TROONhou BLACKEDjettouhou got a dc crossover?!?
>>149003631Did anyone complete KINGtos's challenge yet?
>Sonic scales to Spongebob
Holy FUARK he can finally compete with Wally.
>>149010211>80~ posts leftTick Tock, 2houfags.
>>149010213Reminder that Hatsune Miku is going to be in the new Sonic kart racer and Spongebob and Avatar were leaked, so that means the Nicktoons universe is connected to the Super Robot Wars universe and thus get Super Robot Wars scaling
>>149003465 (OP)>Instawins or forces a stalemate in yournway
>>149010211I AM SORRY BUT I CANNOT I CAN ONLY POST FLOWERY STATEMENTS
>His name is literally ubermench
>Goes around the world enforcing his sense of justice upon others just because he was born stronger
>Busts into homes after spying / hearing on the residents inside on a global scale
>His human persona is a pathetic cuck yet can clearly act "confident" as superman
>simon cuck can't read
KEKYPOO!!!
>>149010270Simon is weak minded. So he gets mindhaxed by M Bison and Athena Asamiya
>>149010229>Dexterโs face when he tries to invoke crossover scaling with the other Cartoon Network IPs only for Jimmy to suddenly become larger than the observable universe and pull out a cheese ray larger than entire galaxies
>>149010285>Listtroon immediately trying to force his irrelevant shitter into beating Simon when he was hoping the entire time that Simon would win against KyleLmao what a two faced rat you are
I AM ALL STATEMENTS.... NO FEATS... FFUUUUCCCKKK
>>149010304who you calling listroon
>>149010211>nobody responded with thisAre the other Touhou fans stupid?
>>149010285QUIT FORCING YOUR SHITTY FETISH MATCH UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE LISTTROON
>>149010307Can't be Sonic. He only has fanfiction scaling and fanfiction feats.
>>149010286Actually Mandy with Grimโs magic could already become larger than the observable universe
>>149010326>Mountain sized sunUhhh Touhou bros...? Why are all our celestial bodies so small and weak...?
>>149010335FUARK MY HERO CHADMON JUST BTFOโD LISTTROON!!!!!
>>149010335stopnpretending to be a Simonchad, capeshitfag
>>149003465 (OP)>Yeah, I've seen this before.
>>149010345Mountains are country level so you canโt say it isnโt a country level feat.
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>>149010351>stopnpretending
>>149003465 (OP)Poor Jonathan...
>>149010326>posts again the same serious sun attack that barely destroyed a city blockKINGtos keeps winning. Now start climbing the mountain.
>>149010366Me typing fast doesnt make you any more right, dcfag
Kyle lost. Cope.
>>149010326>Sun is larger than a mountain>Vatican City is a country>There are mountains larger than cities>Itโs a country level attackYup yup yup
>Defensive Listtroon babble
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>>149010357Why do some ATfags hype up GOLB? He didn't seem that impressive
Damn I knew I shouldnโt have tried to claim my irrelevant shitter fetish match with 2 building level characters can beat Simon!!!!!
>Less than 50 posts
>Still no actual country-level feat
>>149009786Godzilla winning would be funnier which is the closest to "healthier" so that
>>149003479>depower sinestro>just pisses himself off and passes anywayayy, lmao
No one can post a canonical image of their characters beating me.
This means none of them have a feat of beating me, which means none of them can beat me.
>>149010416He's literally the strongest character in that image and it isn't even close. He's legit multiversal. lol
>>149009637Most hype bit of the nu "season" desu. The moment combined with the musical climax was great
>>149010449Post yourself destroying a mountain.
>>149010426AAAIIIIIIEEEEEE NOT THE MOUNTAIN I'LL SUFFOCATE!!!!!
>>149010357Who can beat this team?
>>149008180I don't know why people are bothering with stats and shit. The fight is literally just Rule of Funny making Coyote kill himself with the one weapon that can actually kill him per his Looney Tunes DNA they already talked about. Tom will be helpless with Coyote having him dead to rights only to whiff the shot which will comically bounce off a bunch of random mirrors or something before disintegrating Coyote
>>149010454I-I-I-Iโฆโฆ..
>>149010450Again why. He jobbed to music and a single universe Wish spell basically. He (She?) also couldn't keep down a building level guy
>>149010454Don't need to.
It doesn't matter if your character can destroy a mountain and I can't, because they can't destroy me.
And since there's no canon image of them ever tanking a punch from me, that is also a feat they don't have.
No character in this thread has any feat of being able to beat me.
>>149010449i've already commissioned art of you being beaten off by chichi, better luck next time
>>149010481So...You don't have feats? You are a fr
>>149010477 AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>149010357alright
Eren<<Sukuna<<Dio<<<<<Conquest<<Madara<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< [huge fucking gap] Black Goku<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Bill<<<Thanos>GOLB
>>149010450>Strongest character>Gets btfo by some faggy song and couldn't even completely decimate a single battlefieldGOLB fucking sucks lol
>>149010493>So...You don't have feats?Exactly. I don't need them, since no character have any feats against me. I'm functionally unbeatable.
>>149010477>Anon has featsOH NO NO NO NOW HEโS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER WHO CAN BE FOUGHT ANS BEATEN FUAAAAAAAARK!
>>149010270>literally says Simon is so stupid he cannot readdcfag
>>149010477Kratos could never. Neither could the entire Touhouverse.
>>149010524the joke is "don't care didn't read" idiot
>>149010547that nakes more sense
dont disrespect simon
>>149010477>exposed neckIt's over anon..... Ubel just cuts your head off....
>>149010593shut the FUCK up already I can do what I want
>>149010604No you can't
you obey my every command. I am every voice you ever hear inside your head
>Character has never done something, even though their skill set should logically make them able to do it
>This means they can't do it
So Kratos can't do 10 jumping-jacks?
>>149010617What happens if the anon you are talking to is gay?
>>149003631I don't remember Kratos ever doing anything on a country level either.
>>149010650Guess they are a girl too
>10 posts
TICK TOCK, 2HOUFAGS
>>149010656The DB match with him that was done to finally squash a DC herald unironically showed more love to him than DCโs writers have in decades.
>>149010656is thay hal or kyle
>>149010629Interpolation is different from extrapolation, and extrapolation generally requires a nuanced approach to be accurate
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>>149010656>NEXT: THEY DIED WITH THEIR RINGS ON!
>>149010682Decade singular. White Lantern run was N52. Still though, Kyle has so many dropped story threads that it is demoralizing.
>>149010702That didn't answer the question. Can he do 10 jumping-jacks or not, and if yes, show the feat.
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>>149010656No hard feelings, right?
Anybody feel like dicking me down rn?
>Not a country level 2hou feat was posted despite having 500 posts to do so.
Grim. YOU HAVE FAILED, AND NOW KINGTOS WILL HYPNOTIZE REIMU AND MAKE HER CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN WHERE SHE WILL JOB TO OXYGEN DEPREVATION
>>149010728No, you feel like climbing that mountain
>>149010728Sorry, I only like futas.
>>149010736Reimu canonically flew to the moon in a poorly build wooden shed. She'll be fine.
>>149010736Has Kratos ever hypnotized anyone in a canon?
We need a feat for the threat to mean anything.
>>149010743Favorite character?
>>149010782Bejita Bejitasson of planet Bejita of course!
>>149010782Goku Gokusson of Planet Earth
>>149010092Don't Mordecai and Rigby get Baby Duck scaling who are planet busters? Not to mention all the bad guys they beat who are reality warping monstrosities.
>>149008166He has the will, but not the bonds. Even Simon needed his bro's intervention from the afterlife to know the reality he was in wasn't the real thing.
Without such a person in his life, Freeza would be trapped forever, or until his body died.
Here's the next thread
>>149010834>>149010834
>>149010211Multiple times in fact
>>149010326Because people already posted the actual games were most feats happen you need to stop feeding the Kratostard's lust for attention and start demanding them to post feats of their own
>>149010426Don't worry Kratos one day you will be able to post a country level feat
>>149010461Skips. Hes seen all this shit before.