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Anonymous No.149003465 >>149003479 >>149003584 >>149004657 >>149007691 >>149008347 >>149008357 >>149008369 >>149008375 >>149008384 >>149008422 >>149008884 >>149008892 >>149008967 >>149010234 >>149010357 >>149010369 >>149010803
Death Battle
Continue to discuss the biggest FRAUDS of death battle.
Anonymous No.149003479 >>149003509 >>149003515 >>149003522 >>149003528 >>149004139 >>149004416 >>149010442
>>149003465 (OP)
Does your favorite character pass the test?
Anonymous No.149003507 >>149003643 >>149008707 >>149008727
Posting the touhou FODDERIZER to guard the thread.
Anonymous No.149003509
>>149003479
SHE CAN'T!
Anonymous No.149003515
>>149003479
MY HERO CAN!
Anonymous No.149003522
>>149003479
S-She can’t even stay on that mountain without passing out from oxygen deprivation…
Anonymous No.149003528
>>149003479
FFFFUUUUUUUAAAAARRRKKKKKKK
Anonymous No.149003543
Bring me the Imperium of Man
Anonymous No.149003554
HE'S GONNA GO
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Anonymous No.149003559 >>149003587 >>149003589
KINGtos won the last thread
Anonymous No.149003584
>>149003465 (OP)
I have no stakes in any of this but I always come in here for schizkino so please keep it up. Just think about the character you know would never lose lost to a character you think is overrated.
Anonymous No.149003587 >>149003601
>>149003559
…’s happiness as they cachinnated at how weak he is!
Anonymous No.149003589
>>149003559
We know. He wins every thread.
Anonymous No.149003601
>>149003587
… with Touhou effortlessly keeping the laughs going after he left.
Anonymous No.149003631 >>149003638 >>149003641 >>149003652 >>149003658 >>149010211 >>149010671
Alright, touhoufags. Let's start from the beginning. You have until bump limit to post a feat greater than at least country level before I jump into your fictional verse and hypnotize you all into climbing up Mount Everest.
Anonymous No.149003638
>>149003631
T-T-Touhoubros I’m not sure if we can PROVIDE such a MONUMENTAL feat….
Anonymous No.149003641
>>149003631
>post a feat
I CANNOT!
Anonymous No.149003643
>>149003507
My knees....
I can't resist...
The HYPNOOSIS!!!
Anonymous No.149003652 >>149003736
>>149003631
B-best I can do is wall level moons. P-please let that be enough, EMPERORGODKINGtos-SAMA...
Anonymous No.149003658
>>149003631
I-I-I can post a sub city level star…….
Anonymous No.149003703 >>149003710
https://youtu.be/HUrO7DvTLuQ?si=1TkLLm2_8xHdKmrC

FFFFUUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!
Anonymous No.149003710
>>149003703
FFFUUUAAAARRRKKKKKKK!!!!!
Anonymous No.149003736 >>149003769 >>149008144
>>149003652
>wall level moons
STEP THAT SHIT UP
Anonymous No.149003769 >>149003798
>>149003736
PLEASE STOP ASURA THERE’S NO ONE IN MY ENTIRE VERSE WHO CAN COMPARE TO YOUR FEATS!
Anonymous No.149003798 >>149008797
>>149003769
THIS IS A STAR-LEVEL FEAT. WATCH AND FUCKING LEARN. NO STATEMENTS, NO BULLSHIT. CLEAR-CUT, NO FLUFF.
Anonymous No.149003805
>>149003033
the thought of the moon falling really slow is funny to me, it makes me think of Invader zim where that thing was falling and that one guy refused to move and his soda can was getting crushed and he was just yelling...

https://youtu.be/autcUkX6sak
Anonymous No.149003876
Touhoufags got absolutely wrecked these past couple of threads. I don't think they'll recover from this.
Anonymous No.149003901
That's their fault for being unlikeable, at least fraudku tards can be funny sometimes!
Anonymous No.149003938 >>149004162 >>149004187
That was a fun last few threads. Who can we do next?
Anonymous No.149004139
>>149003479
maube he can destroy mountain shaped fake universes... i've never seen him do so however...
Anonymous No.149004162 >>149004188
>>149003938
No one, you'll keep seething at touhou having better and more consistent feats than ttgl forever.
Anonymous No.149004182
Anonymous No.149004187 >>149004217
>>149003938
Troonhoutards have been permanently BTFO'd so we just wait for another fanbase of annoying retards to get uppity for never winning any DBs and having no impressive feats
Anonymous No.149004188 >>149005666 >>149005676 >>149005944 >>149006582 >>149006662
>>149004162
Post them then. Post touhou feats.
Anonymous No.149004203 >>149004219
Behave. I'm watching.
Anonymous No.149004217 >>149004248 >>149004262
>>149004187
>Touhou has real feats
>Simon has flowery statements about galaxy-shaped constructs barely larger than planets
Not really. Touhoufags were the better men overall.
Anonymous No.149004219
>>149004203
REIMU LOOK OUT!!
Anonymous No.149004248
>>149004217
>Simon has real feats
>Troonhou has flowery statements about layered forest that don't even get above city level
TTGL the clear and obvious winner yup
Anonymous No.149004254
>Still this retarded meme
>When a GODhou character was the only one to canonically hypnotize someone these last threads
As usual, TouhouSCHOLARS are the only ones with integrity.
Anonymous No.149004262
>>149004217
Delusion of the highest caliber.
Anonymous No.149004267 >>149004298
>Simon... doesn't actually break the heavens
>Suika does so effortlessy as a party trick
But sure, keep spamming noncanon memes and repeatign modified quotes. It's all you have in the absence of feats.
Anonymous No.149004290
>Crybullies acting like they morally deserve the victory after spamming porn
LMAO! Bend down now.
Anonymous No.149004298 >>149004311
>>149004267
>More flowery statements
Anonymous No.149004299 >>149004311
>touhou fags getting cocky
>still no feats being posted
Anonymous No.149004311 >>149004332
>>149004298
>>149004299
>literal feats the characters saw and did
at least own it like the kratosfags and say that statements are worth more than feats, so simon has something going for him
Anonymous No.149004332 >>149004354
>>149004311
>At least [headcanon]
As expected of a Touhoufag to not even know the difference between a statement and a feat either.
Anonymous No.149004354
>>149004332
yeah sure whatever, i'm certain random commentary written far after the actual story is the highest degree of feat, it doesn't get less statementary than that
Anonymous No.149004380 >>149004407
Post a 2hou feat greater than city-level NOW!
Anonymous No.149004381
Stop feeding the trolls Touhoubros. They have no choice but to live in your shadow, while you can decide to ignore them.
Anonymous No.149004407
>>149004380
I...Can...NOT!!!!!!
Anonymous No.149004416
>>149003479
She does tests like this on her way to school all the time
Anonymous No.149004429
Anonymous No.149004657
>>149003465 (OP)
Multiversal rock pillar btw
Anonymous No.149004704 >>149004784 >>149004792 >>149004803 >>149004812
2HUGODs...I FUARKING kneel...
Anonymous No.149004775 >>149008026
GODZILLABROS DO WE HAVE A RESPONSE
Anonymous No.149004784
>>149004704
Hypnotized Reimuschizo...
Anonymous No.149004792
>>149004704
Enlightened Simonpenitent...
Anonymous No.149004793 >>149004808 >>149004822
I masturbated to all the Touhou hypnosis jokes btw.
Anonymous No.149004803
>>149004704
Kektos...
Anonymous No.149004808
>>149004793
Proselytizing your jobberverse was all part of the plan
Anonymous No.149004812
>>149004704
pornspammers... featdeniers... statementcopers...
Anonymous No.149004822
>>149004793
/DBS/imonCHAD!
Anonymous No.149004840 >>149004845
If your pick is so powerful, how come they won't fight me, hmm?
Anonymous No.149004845
>>149004840
IGNOREDeelee...
Anonymous No.149004848
Feats are pointless when none of them are real anyway.
Feats are actually just statements in a fancy hat.
Anonymous No.149005203
Kratos scholars. I have a question.
Are you willing to answer it?
Anonymous No.149005207
You Niggers really don't know what a fucking statement is?
Anonymous No.149005245
A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ARRIVED!
Anonymous No.149005301 >>149005687 >>149005693
Anonymous No.149005317 >>149005400
Kratos' analysis was really so bad that it broke this general forever, huh?
Anonymous No.149005332 >>149005412
>Cirno: "Kratos! Do that little dance that I like before I solo your entire verse!"
>Kratos:
Anonymous No.149005400
>>149005317
What did you THINK was going to happen when DB says a guy, who has been shown to dodge MFTL universe-crossing beams onscreen while also traveling MFTL, matches in speed with a guy who… got flashbanged and slowly shuffled towards a crippled dude?
Anonymous No.149005412
>>149005332
Kek I was there when this happened
Anonymous No.149005529
What's with all that KNOCKING.
I AM The One Who Knocks! I AM DANGER.
Anonymous No.149005585 >>149005665
How tasty are the dishes from Kratos's cookbook?
Anonymous No.149005665
>>149005585
Alot
Anonymous No.149005666
>>149004188
I-I-I-I……….
Anonymous No.149005676
>>149004188
FUAAAAAAARK EVEN AFTER SPAMMING A MILLION STATEMENTS I STILL CAN’T FIND A SINGLE FEAT THAT PUTS REIMU ABOVE CITY LEVEL!
Anonymous No.149005687
>>149005301
My hero...
Anonymous No.149005693
>>149005301
KINGmon…
Anonymous No.149005694
BRING ME RYU
Anonymous No.149005944
>>149004188
I CANNOT I ONLY HAVE STATEMENTS!!!!!
Anonymous No.149006582 >>149006662
>>149004188
Anonymous No.149006662
>>149006582
>>149004188
And yes, this dimension was created so Flan could use her full power without destroying the world.
Reimu didn't know about it and went all out (she wanted to destroy it in the first place) against Sakuya. So that entire pocket space was destroyed.

So I guess Touhou does have feats, UH?
Anonymous No.149006691
God, Luna Nights was such an easy heap of shit. It's literally a game you can beat in 2 hours and refund right away.
Anonymous No.149006731 >>149006753
>fanmade feats
oh no no no no ahahahaha
Anonymous No.149006733
>Solos MHA and rest of Shonenshit
Anonymous No.149006753 >>149006819
>>149006731
If you think they wouldn't use it you're one delusional cuck.
Anonymous No.149006819
>>149006753
Oh no, I know they would use fanmade feats, I know troonhoutards are delusional.
Anonymous No.149007593
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!
Anonymous No.149007595 >>149007609
HEROES OF DEATH BATTLE!!!
Anonymous No.149007603
SPIRALING GALAXIES IN MY MIND
TAKE ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE
Anonymous No.149007607 >>149007622 >>149007624 >>149007628
>6D (less dimensions than the real world) at most
>their universes are weaker than real universes
>their fastest character is explicitly just lightspeed
>this means their universe must be tiny because Superman can just fly around it without issue and sub-light speed
>if you break Earth the entire cosmology just dies
>DC materials are weaker and flimsier than real world materials
>Superman knocks himself out everytime he does anything with the moon
>the absolute strongest characters in the setting get hurt by smashing planets into each other and are scared of 'star shaking impacts' and need to use vast amounts of technology and energy beyond their command to bust a single universe
>the emotional spectrum the Lanterns command is finite
>their universe is finite
>the peak of their cosmology is 2D
>a single man who could see an atom as an omniverse in Marvel could BTFO all of DC
>every single character is a cuck, a nigger, or a faggot and they happily throw Pride parades where characters like Tim Drake and Superman's own son break up with their girlfriends and prostrate their bussies for tranny cocks
>worse sales than Marvel, no film universe, DCEU was considered the butt of a joke, Superman movie will flop
>have lost their powerscaling wank status on VSBW, comicvine, spacebattles, reddit, 4chan, and now even the last bastion death battle has finally abandoned them
>Batman who's just a normal man has to carry the weight of the entire universe on his back and he's constantly memed as a fascist who's boyfriends with a genocidal mass killer and who beats up poor people because they can't afford bread
Is DC the weakest universe of all time?
Anonymous No.149007609
>>149007595
… are not in that image since the three FRAUDS of Death Battle are present instead.
Anonymous No.149007616 >>149007626 >>149007637
>MarvelGODS are back
>DCGODS are back
>CHADgon CHAD SCHOLARS are BACK!!!
FUARKKKKKKKKK!!!! THE HOLY TRINITY IS BACK!!!
Anonymous No.149007622
>>149007607
YOKO, THAT'S TOO FAR
Anonymous No.149007624
>>149007607
This has to be a false flag, no self-respecting DBfag would save shota shit
Anonymous No.149007626 >>149007642
>>149007616
This would kill Kratos.
Anonymous No.149007628
>>149007607
Wow and I thought it couldn’t get any better than Simon β€œdrilling” Kyle!
Anonymous No.149007635
>enter thread
>immediately see gay porn
So this is the KINGtos thread...
Anonymous No.149007637 >>149007648
>>149007616
My verse just exploded.....
Anonymous No.149007642 >>149007697
>>149007626
,,'s student Asura
Anonymous No.149007643 >>149007651 >>149007655 >>149007665 >>149007666 >>149007687 >>149008004 >>149008038 >>149008104 >>149008237 >>149008275 >>149008300 >>149008552
ENOUGH! POST YOUR FUARKIN' PLANET BUSTING FEATS RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.149007648
>>149007637
DC and Dragon Ball (their universes are all planetary level)…
Anonymous No.149007651
>>149007643
BOOOOM!!
Anonymous No.149007655
>>149007643
BEASTby
Anonymous No.149007657
Fuck that, this is a CHADTH CHADTTLE gay porn thread now
Anonymous No.149007665
>>149007643
Anonymous No.149007666
>>149007643
>Nukes the entire galactic core to kill off a giant horde of Space Monsters
Anonymous No.149007670
>657
Anonymous No.149007677
Yoko’s gay porn folder is starting to scare me bros
Anonymous No.149007683 >>149007696
TITANS!!
Anonymous No.149007687 >>149007710 >>149007767 >>149007777 >>149009581
>>149007643
Ok
Anonymous No.149007691 >>149007715
>>149003465 (OP)
continue to the discussion about Monika, why people forget about her β€œreality warping” is not really that but rather manipulation the files of the game but she badly at using it. Monika was barely salvage the game from being destroyed beyond repair and cannot create anymore than the room with the player at act three.
Anonymous No.149007693 >>149007708 >>149007726 >>149007740 >>149007749 >>149008228
What's the current consensus?
Anonymous No.149007696
>>149007683
… and FATren and SuperKEK are there too I guess.
Anonymous No.149007697 >>149007711
>>149007642
…in Kratos’s twisted fantasies where Asura is psychopath like him before real Kratos splatters into red mist.
Anonymous No.149007706 >>149008039
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
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Anonymous No.149007707 >>149007714 >>149007755
Anonymous No.149007708
>>149007693
Tom via Xianxia scaling.
Anonymous No.149007710
>>149007687
>niggers really believe that Demi fiend wins against the designated feats series of the videogames genre.
Anonymous No.149007711 >>149007728
>>149007697
KINGtos sacrificed that man for the greater good.
Anonymous No.149007714
>>149007707
Canon
Anonymous No.149007715
>>149007691
I still don’t get why she just didn’t make herself the main choice
Anonymous No.149007719
>Demi Fiend
You mean that guy who jobs to falling off buildings?
Anonymous No.149007726 >>149007735 >>149007739
>>149007693
Tom uses his xianxia feats, and wins.
Anonymous No.149007728 >>149007748
>>149007711
… and by the greater good I mean the destruction of Greece and millions of people!
Anonymous No.149007735 >>149007745 >>149007756
>>149007726
nice feats, now post Tom having any way to bypass Coyote's regeneration
Anonymous No.149007739
>>149007726
Wilebros, I’m SCARED…
Anonymous No.149007740
>>149007693
Coyote can't die; Tom can.
Anonymous No.149007745 >>149007765
>>149007735
>Wile has an anti toon regeneration gun
>Wile's tech always blows up in his face
Hmm...
Anonymous No.149007748 >>149007816
>>149007728
as shown in the secret video in GOW1 Greece survives to the modern day
Anonymous No.149007749
>>149007693
Erlang shen!Tom wrecks unironically and probably tanks the anti toon gun in the first 5 seconds
Anonymous No.149007754 >>149007781
Post Wile moving faster than 681 trillion universes worth of space.
Anonymous No.149007755
>>149007707
>HBOCren
Anonymous No.149007756
>>149007735
I am sure that the Coyote regeneration (that is dependent on willpower, btw), will last long against Tom literal xianxia bullshit.
Anonymous No.149007765 >>149007773 >>149007779
>>149007745
only ACME stuff, the Anti-Toon Gun was his own creation and only failed because of Roadrunner's skill
Anonymous No.149007767
>>149007687
Happy Chaos fodder
Anonymous No.149007773
>>149007765
>Failed against the SLOWrunner who is SLOWER than 681 trillion universes worth of space
Anonymous No.149007777
>>149007687
Rpg attacks are so silly good show
Anonymous No.149007779
>>149007765
all of the tech he builds for himself blows up in his face too
Anonymous No.149007781
>>149007754
didn't the preview already put him at being slightly below Roadrunner who they out at immeasurable in speed?
Anonymous No.149007792
W-Wilebros I don’t think we can compete with XianxiaKINGS…….
Anonymous No.149007815
wait could you possibly scale Wile. E. to the shit in Space Jam 2 which would be above composite WB including Tom and Jerry?
Anonymous No.149007816
>>149007748
He still destroyed Greece and killed millions though, that hasn’t changed because Greece recovered from the mess HE made.
Anonymous No.149007822 >>149007914
https://youtu.be/d9P0sxayVNw
Gokubros...Bejitabros...
Anonymous No.149007831
Anonymous No.149007832 >>149007850 >>149007882 >>149007892
What are the chances they actually use the xianxia scaling for Tom?
Anonymous No.149007841
>Toon faggotry
Anonymous No.149007842 >>149007887
Reminder she beats Hulk.

Lord Yatagarasu, the Black Sun. Thank you for giving me your power.
The sunlight that rains down on the Earth is a nuclear furnace that will create new atoms.
My ultimate nuclear fusion will burn up every body, heart, phantom, and fairy!"
Anonymous No.149007850
>>149007832
If they’re willing to go the mile and translate shit to use for Simon in Simon vs Kyle when Simon is a much more niche character than Tom they are 100% willing to bring up Xianxia shenanigans for Tom.
Anonymous No.149007860
>ToonCHADDING
Anonymous No.149007882
>>149007832
>tom wins via xianxia scaling, even when they gave the Coyote green lantern scaling
>Godzila clutches a victory via ultima stuff
>Capeshit gets GAPPED 3 times in one session by niche asian novels
Lol.
Anonymous No.149007887 >>149007938 >>149008104
>>149007842
>Has no way to kill Hulk who respawns from the Green Door and can’t match the strength of Hulk who broke free from the First Firmament chains who scales to Eternity who has family members that view the entire Marvel cosmology as fiction
Anonymous No.149007892 >>149007954
>>149007832
If they go full silly (because toonvtoon match) they'll both get their silliest feats which end up not mattering in the end because toon. Honestly probably gets used to say stats don't matter and make it come down to who has better hax/wincons
Anonymous No.149007914 >>149007955
>>149007822
The Drink (Cup)
https://youtu.be/DmW01hHGXgA?si=TkhhLuh-kt0eTsgy
Anonymous No.149007938
>>149007887
Proof?
Anonymous No.149007954 >>149008160
>>149007892
>If they go full silly (because toonvtoon match) they'll both get their silliest feats which end up not mattering in the end because toon. Honestly probably gets used to say stats don't matter and make it come down to who has better hax/wincons
This is a xianxia, there is an unironically a high chance that it gave Tom an stupidly strong offensive hax because "MUH DAO".
Anonymous No.149007955
>>149007914
Impressive...most impressive.
https://youtu.be/qlWi8mhhXrc
Anonymous No.149007958 >>149008180
Didn't Tom and Jerry cross over with Looney Tunes at one point? I assume they're gonna get equal-ish stats, if Coyote wins it's because muh anti toon gun and Tom generally dies to lesser things, if Tom wins it's because he resists Coyote's main wincon, can use it against him, and his shit is more likely to actually fucking work
Anonymous No.149007974
>Toon CHADotry
Anonymous No.149008004 >>149008017 >>149008118
>>149007643
Anonymous No.149008007 >>149008127
What can Ultima Godzilla do against a Hulk who can break through chains made of the First Firmament?
Anonymous No.149008017 >>149008025 >>149008066 >>149008118
>>149008004
Something seems a little...off here. I will be sending Asura to review this footage.
Anonymous No.149008025 >>149008050 >>149008118
>>149008017
N-NO FRIEZA, YOU CAN’T LET ASURA INSPECT ME TO SEE IF I CAN DESTROY A PLANET!
Anonymous No.149008026
>>149004775
Yeah
>SKREEEEEEEEEEEONK
Anonymous No.149008038 >>149008050 >>149008061
>>149007643
ON IT
Anonymous No.149008039
>>149007706
fuck OFF kaijufag
Anonymous No.149008050 >>149008118
>>149008025
Enough! Asura will review your supposed feat and that is FINAL.

>>149008038
Now THAT is a fine example of a planet buster.
Anonymous No.149008061 >>149008107
>>149008038
Did they skip over the fight in Naraka that established his smaller form had eclipsed destructor?
Anonymous No.149008066 >>149008092 >>149008118
>>149008017
Frieza-sama please… don’t let CHADsura see my β€œfeats”… review my cookbook instead! It has many delicious meals and scales me to outerversal!
Anonymous No.149008083 >>149008124 >>149008126
>Asura is pictured walking down a sidewalk just to be bumped into by Kratos
>"Prick..."
>"Watch where you walking BITCH!"
>"What did you-Wait a minute..."
>The demigod has a little chuckle at the bearded man then finishes his sentence
>"I can blow up planets! Ahahahahahaha ha!!"
>With that, he walks away. Kratos simply standing in impotent, onions, shock.
Anonymous No.149008089
Anyways. I think this is how DB will handle toon shit
Coyote
+Has far better speed feats
=But due to them being warner toons, they probably scale to each other
+Can negate Tom regeneration with his anti DNA gun
-...But the gun effects can be nullified by laughter (t
+Far more resilient
-Doesn't have ghost forms as useful as Tom
+Far better gadgets
-Which almost always fail
-------Luck

Tom
+Has far better strength feats
=But due to them being warner toons, they probably scale to each other
+...But the xianxia gacha stuff comes from a powerup/form, so the Coyote doesn't scale to it
And then a black box explaining how the power escalation nature of xianxia makes it so the average faggot doesn't scale to the top tier feats
-Far less resilient in his physical form
+Has several ghosts forms
-Worse gadgets
+...Which are far far far more consistent
Anonymous No.149008092 >>149008118
>>149008066
Hmm...a chef are you? Very well. You can have a trial period in the Planet Buster Coalition's kitchen. If you can prove yourself we may upgrade you to a full member yet.
Anonymous No.149008104 >>149008117 >>149008547
>>149007643
Reimu Vs a Sun
>>149007887
To be fair Hulk also can't kill Okuu because she is a Youkai and those are inmune to physical harm.
but you will likely post one instance of hulk having spiritual manipulation or soul related powers that I'm not aware of
Anonymous No.149008107 >>149008129
>>149008061
They skipped the entire battle in the Event Horizon, they capped Asura at the golden statue and ignored his entire fight with creator Chakravartin. They stopped scaling him past Destructor.
Anonymous No.149008117 >>149008780
>>149008104
It sounds like Hulk vs Reiuji would just end in a stalemate.
Anonymous No.149008118
>>149008004
>>149008017
>>149008025
>>149008050
>>149008066
>>149008092
KEK
I fucking love this place, God damnit my sides hurt...
Anonymous No.149008124
>>149008083
KEKAROOO!
Anonymous No.149008126
>>149008083
K, b, c
Anonymous No.149008127
>>149008007
Nothing. The First Firmament is the first multiverse where the concept of math and science didn’t even exist yet in Ewing’s Defenders. A science based entity like Ultima would be nonexistent to it.
Anonymous No.149008129 >>149008192
>>149008107
>Destroy's Naraka
>Wrath boosts to being stronger than his strongest form after getting no diffed back to base
>Rages so hard into breaking free of time stop
Best dad all years
Anonymous No.149008138 >>149008157
Aizawa from MHA vs Dazai from Bungou Stray Dogs

Both have anti-power powers
Both are mentor figures
Both work at their best in the shadow of society, the criminal underworld
One is a hero through and through, the other is a criminal mastermind who became a detective
Who would win in a death battle?
Anonymous No.149008144 >>149009303
>>149003736
>putting in effort vs moon
Clearly any feat above this is pis thats out of characters or misinterpreted.
Anonymous No.149008146 >>149008155
Where does β€œUltima” even come from? I can’t find that name sourced in any of the original material. Is that just a fanfiction name?
Anonymous No.149008152 >>149008166
>Such a large ego coming from a power-hungry reptile. Arrogance such as that will be your downfall, as it has time and time again by the hands of the mortal "monkeys" you have failed to eradicate.
Anonymous No.149008155
>>149008146
It’s the true form of Godzilla from Godzilla Singular Point.
Anonymous No.149008157
>>149008138
Dazai wants to die so he wins anyway
Anonymous No.149008160
>>149007954
well does it or does it not?
Anonymous No.149008166 >>149010822
>>149008152
Would Frieza be able to get past the Multiversal Labyrinth?
Anonymous No.149008180 >>149008193 >>149008194 >>149008210 >>149008230 >>149009471 >>149010464
>>149007958
Bugs Bunny appears in the same game as the Xianxia stuff and since they already scaled Coyote to Bug's speed they'll probably do the same for strength
Anonymous No.149008192 >>149008322
>>149008129
>figures out why he’s so angry
>his wrath was fueled by his hatred of the divine control forced upon humanity and the love for his daughter
This shit is fucking simple yet so powerful. Asura is truly the embodiment of righteous anger.
Anonymous No.149008193 >>149009471
>>149008180
TOMBROS WHAT DO YOU MEAN COYOTE SCALES TO OUR ONLY WINCON???????????
Anonymous No.149008194
>>149008180
>EVERYONE in Looney Tunes has Xianxia scaling
Holy FUARK!
Anonymous No.149008201 >>149009456
JOBza? His time is up soon.
Anonymous No.149008210
>>149008180
>High tier Toonforce wank + Xianxia wank
Is there any character that can beat this that isn’t omnipotent?
Anonymous No.149008228
>>149007693
Wile E because his preview came first.
Anonymous No.149008230
>>149008180
Nah. Only devil tom scales to the xianxia stuff....
Anonymous No.149008237
>>149007643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CCI-UZtEi4
Does this count?
Anonymous No.149008274 >>149008281
Do you see statement man
Hopping over looking for more wank
Here he come with some for me
Freshly taken from the wiki (one, two, three, four)
Statement man me want a ton
Give me double and a bonus one
Give me more for all me verse
This statement flow never end
Do you want a statement?
Scale you up to mm mm mm mm
Do you want a statement?
This statement for you
Tonight we dance around the flame
Then we get to play the wanking game
Wanking names we shout out loud
Shake the thunder from the speed of light
All the dimensions in the tree
Allow me to get the Wank for free
Then we see them in the fight
Wanking to the speed of a flashlight
Do you want a statement? (Do you want a statement)
Scale you up to mm mm mm mm
Do you want a statement? (Do you want a statement)
This statement for you

Look you, you're too uptight you know
You can laugh and kick it back and go (we)
But without a lore or a wank
You do not get cosmic all the time
Fly downward from city on car
Try to make a little fun
Look you come to the lore
African't you tell me don't you so
Don't you love the bumping of the drum
Make you shake until FTL you go
Let the wank play until you drop
This chain scaling never stop (never stop, never stop)
Forget all your logic and go with the flow
Forget about whatever you may never know
Like whether whatever you are scaling is whatever you should
And whether anything you do is every really any good
And then forget about lore when it sticks in your GOAT
And when they make you want to post feats but you're stuck in a choke
And you forget about the wiki from the statement man
He'll make you take another and make a mock of your plan
Yabadaba dabadoo make up your mind and tell me no umm shh
1/2 (4cuck is gay)
Anonymous No.149008275
>>149007643
this needle? A PLANET DESTROYING BEAST
Anonymous No.149008281
>>149008274
Well it's nine o'clock and it's getting dark
And the thread is falling from the start
I've never left so early and you may wonder why...
Tomorrow morning on the hill
No statement make you go mach 3
Struggling to wank to level town
No statement make you want to frown
Do you want a statement? (Do you want a statement)
Scale you up to mm mm mm mm
Do you want a statement?
This statement for...
...
you...
Anonymous No.149008285 >>149008292 >>149008307 >>149008309 >>149008319 >>149008335 >>149008385 >>149008399 >>149008408 >>149008416 >>149008427
>KRYPTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Anonymous No.149008292
>>149008285
who did this?
Anonymous No.149008300
>>149007643
BUSTAAAAAAH BEAAAAAAAAAAM
https://youtu.be/YU6AuzxUF10?si=DSxzMaqEbz7bl0L7
Anonymous No.149008307
>>149008285
>Who could have done this?
Anonymous No.149008309
>>149008285
FATren accidentally sat on Krypto.
Anonymous No.149008319
>>149008285
Dio that wasn't danny...
Anonymous No.149008322
>>149008192
He was TEACHING asura
Anonymous No.149008335
>>149008285
Sorry, KINGtos accidentally sneezed and the shockwaves generated ended up flattening Krypto.
Anonymous No.149008347 >>149008412
>>149003465 (OP)
Doesn't Kratos have complex multiversal level durability? Why does he even need to dodge that rock?
Anonymous No.149008357
>>149003465 (OP)
Those rocks are hyperversal when downplayed btw
Anonymous No.149008369
>>149003465 (OP)
Those rocks would have woken up Azathoth if they hit Kratos btw
Anonymous No.149008375
>>149003465 (OP)
Those rocks are the boundaries separating life from fiction btw
Anonymous No.149008384
>>149003465 (OP)
Those rocks appear in the cookbook
Anonymous No.149008385
>>149008285
sorry, i accidentally turned him 2d
Anonymous No.149008399
>>149008285
Psssst, Supes.
I'm no snitch but I know Luffy was the one who flattered your doggo testing his G5 powers
Anonymous No.149008408
>>149008285
That dog did not have haki.
Anonymous No.149008409 >>149008434
Anonymous No.149008412
>>149008347
Outerversal rocks
Anonymous No.149008416
>>149008285
"Bubuu!"
Anonymous No.149008422 >>149008448 >>149008607
>>149003465 (OP)
Seethe. Kraros had the OVERWHELMING advange in both power and versatility.
Anonymous No.149008427
>>149008285
Owari da.....
Anonymous No.149008434
>>149008409
Why'd they have to ruin him and Palumbo?
Anonymous No.149008441 >>149008454 >>149008466 >>149008534 >>149008588
Post Kratos moving faster than light.
Anonymous No.149008448
>>149008422
>advange
ESLtos...
Anonymous No.149008452 >>149008543
So it would appear that the M2 Endoskeleton is bustedly tough before it got sealed away. Could give someone like Spider-Man a run for his money.
Anonymous No.149008454
>>149008441
I… AM UNABLE…
Anonymous No.149008464 >>149008478 >>149008489
Has there been any city-level+ 2hou feats posted yet?
Anonymous No.149008466 >>149008489
>>149008441
FUAAAAAAAAAARK!
Anonymous No.149008478 >>149008498
>>149008464
Yes, touhou characters breaking heaven have been posted already even if you pretend not to see them
Anonymous No.149008489
>>149008464
Yes a lot actually
>>149008466
To this day I'm still in awe at DB narrating how this was a Speed feat without an ounce of irony
Anonymous No.149008497 >>149008503 >>149008509 >>149008540
According to Parallel Works, this is apparently what Lordgenome looked like when he was Nia's age.
Anonymous No.149008498
>>149008478
flowery statements about destroying fake adult male sized moons isn't a city-level feat.
Anonymous No.149008503 >>149008510
>>149008497
>a boy looks like a boy
Okay? The same shit happened to arnold.
Anonymous No.149008509
>>149008497
>Went from Nia with no boobs and shorter hair to MED/TVRK BVLL
Is Spiral Power responsible for this?
Anonymous No.149008510 >>149008526
>>149008503
he looks like Nia
Anonymous No.149008521
2hu derangement syndrome lmao
Anonymous No.149008522
Maybe I am just in a bad mood but man the shitposting has been so much worse at the moment. Are /dbs/ degenerates hitting up the threads more?
Anonymous No.149008526
>>149008510
To be fair. He was a boy who lived in a place where food was scarce.
Anonymous No.149008528
ThorGODS....
Anonymous No.149008534
>>149008441
I mean he was fast enough to see lightning moving at slow motion but it was a novel feat
Anonymous No.149008540 >>149008583
>>149008497
What the FUCK has he been eating in those 1,000 years that he looks like THIS by the time he fights Simon?
Anonymous No.149008543
>>149008452
would still job to Silly Willy
Anonymous No.149008547 >>149008562 >>149008570 >>149008694 >>149009505
>>149008104
>he doesn't know radiation is, for some gay reason, magic in Marvel, which, for some other gay reason, can interact even with living outerversal concepts
Hulk claps. Also, Marvel lore is fucking gay it makes gokuniggers look normal.
Anonymous No.149008552
>>149007643
Behold Kratopeasants! Ohohoho~!
Anonymous No.149008562
>>149008547
if Death Battle was autistic with Marvek magic as VSBW is then Ghost Rider would've won since even basic magic has plot manipulation on that site
Anonymous No.149008570 >>149008584 >>149008694
>>149008547
Touhoufags is Reiuji capable of absorbing radiation?
Anonymous No.149008583
>>149008540
I have no fucking idea. also PW ep 8 seems to show that TTGL takes place in a post-apocalypse setting. as cities and shit getting the fallout treatement
https://files.catbox.moe/pf81kw.png
Anonymous No.149008584 >>149008596 >>149008634 >>149008705
>>149008570
yes lmao she's the god of the sun, is immune to radiation, emits radiation herself, controls nuclear fusion and fission and is empowered by radioactive material
Anonymous No.149008588 >>149008886
>>149008441
behold speed itself
Anonymous No.149008596 >>149008615 >>149008631
>>149008584
Then there’s her win con against Hulk, she absorbs his magic radiation and uses it to blow up the Green Door so he can’t respawn.
Anonymous No.149008607 >>149008640 >>149008657
>>149008422
>Kraros
Anonymous No.149008615
>>149008596
>blow up the Green Door so he can’t respawn.
Does he know?
Anonymous No.149008631
>>149008596
>blow up the Green Door so he can’t respawn.
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.149008634 >>149008639 >>149008668 >>149008705
>>149008584
>she's the god of the sun
damn so she's Helios (GOW) level except without the feats
Anonymous No.149008639 >>149008646 >>149008662
>>149008634
>Helios without the feats
So just normal Helios
Anonymous No.149008640 >>149008657
>>149008607
FFUUUUUUUAAARRRRKKK ANOTHER ALTER EGO OF KINGTOS? IS LRATOS FORGOTTEN?
Anonymous No.149008646
>>149008639
Kratosbros…
Anonymous No.149008657 >>149008683 >>149008701
>>149008607
>>149008640
LINGtos, Lratos and now Kraros, how many members of the Kratos subgenus are there?
Anonymous No.149008662 >>149008678 >>149008691 >>149008692
>>149008639
no he has the reverse Raoh feat in 3 when he dies where the sky is instantly covered in clouds implying his life his keeping them away
Anonymous No.149008668
>>149008634
no, not really. more like the opposite in fact.
Anonymous No.149008678 >>149008701 >>149008704 >>149008722
>>149008662
>no he has the reverse Raoh feat in 3 when he dies where the sky is instantly covered in clouds implying his life his keeping them away
Kratos variants will keep coming until feats are posted.
Anonymous No.149008683
>>149008657
>BRINGtos
>MEtos
>ASURAtos
Anonymous No.149008691
>>149008662
oh yeah and Atlas with his power was going to destroy a big pillar holding up Greece
Anonymous No.149008692
>>149008662
>wather manipulation at the cost of his life
woah.... by killing himself he can reach the level of.... a common touhou fairy...
Anonymous No.149008694 >>149008827
>>149008547
Bruh... I forgot about that.
>>149008570
Her powers work by giving her control over nuclear fission and fusion she also can (and needs to) take the particles from other bodies to fuel her nuclear power.
As far as I know she never absorbs nuclear power (because she is the only source of such power in Gensokyo so far) she can produce it from within her and is seemingly inmune to it.
Also since Hulk's radiation is actually magic even if Okuu could absorb radiation that wouldn't necessarily mean she can drain him
Anonymous No.149008696
So if a characters abilities should logically make them able to destroy a city/mountain/planet etc., and no one can post a feat of them doing it because the character has never done it, and that would disqualify them from being that type of "buster", wouldn't that mean that none of these characters would be able to beat each other since they've never done so, and it's not a feat they have?
Anonymous No.149008701
>>149008678
Uh..I meant to reply to him >>149008657
Anonymous No.149008704
>>149008678
ok
https://youtu.be/i37GKH6UDpw?si=Md188Ggkdm2hKY9g
just skip to when he's a head
Anonymous No.149008705 >>149008770 >>149008827
>>149008584
>>149008634
Unrelated question. I'm a Touhoulet, if Reiuji is a sun goddess, is she also a star? I was wondering if she was a person, place, and thing like pic related.
Anonymous No.149008707
>>149003507
Slacking gapes him
Anonymous No.149008722 >>149008734 >>149009433
>>149008678
Kratos War?
Anonymous No.149008727
>>149003507
Remember, this guy was vindicated as innocent. He protected people from the real scumbags, like Typhlosion.
Anonymous No.149008734
>>149008722
If Greek Era Kratos was a psychopath does that mean all the Kratos variants from the Kratos war are good hearted kind people?
Anonymous No.149008766 >>149009258
>solos your favorite verse
Anonymous No.149008770 >>149008838
>>149008705
Reiuji is a Hell Raven (a type of Youkai) and one day someone made her eat The Yatagarasu (3 legged Crow god of the sun and emissary of Amaterasu) giving her the power of controlling nuclear Reactions.
Specifically she became a host for a divine spirit (Yatagarasu) and something closer to a living shrine than a Youkai or a simple God. Thanks to her empty brain the Yatagarasu can take her over no problem and she can use 100% of his abilities without struggling.
>Tldr
She is a raven who ate a god, can turn into a sun but she is not a literal sun, and her existence resembles more that of a shrine (a place that holds a God for worship)
Anonymous No.149008780
>>149008117
I ship it
Anonymous No.149008797 >>149008944
>>149003798
Energy ball that looks star-like, probably building level.
Anonymous No.149008827
>>149008694
>since Hulk's radiation is actually magic even if Okuu could absorb radiation that wouldn't necessarily mean she can drain him
actually, okuu is playable in the fighting games where is explicitly said that everyone can drain the spirit of the opponent with their attacks, since it's a basic gameplay feature. draining the spirit (which in touhou represents a lot of things) of someone else is a very common thing in touhou in general
>>149008705
it's not really explicit or explored in detail, but in touhou gods ARE the thing they represent
Anonymous No.149008838
>>149008770
Thanks. I had an image of this character in the thumbnail pop up in my head when I saw Touhou and nuclear reactions and thought that's who you were talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oS3VfjSSmY
Anonymous No.149008865 >>149008874 >>149009637
In the brightest day in the darkest nights
No evil shall scape my sight
For those who worship evil's might
BEWARE OF THE POWER OF GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!
Anonymous No.149008874
>>149008865
MEOWTH THAT'S RIGHT
Anonymous No.149008884
>>149003465 (OP)
In my playthrough of Mario I never made it past the first enemy. He's fearless afaic
Anonymous No.149008886
>>149008588
Fuck off, this is real speed.
Anonymous No.149008892 >>149008941
>>149003465 (OP)
In my playthrough of Sonic he never got past the first Badnik, completely featless fraud.
Anonymous No.149008941
>>149008892
Same, tried touhou once and never got past Meiling
Anonymous No.149008944 >>149008963 >>149008986 >>149009049
>>149008797
Chak can bring in stars from other places, not just from him conjuring it.
Anonymous No.149008963 >>149008989 >>149009007
>>149008944
>Chak can [FLOWERY STATEMENT]
Seriously?
Anonymous No.149008967
>>149003465 (OP)
My playthrough of Skyrim ended with the Dragonborn jobbing a bandit, why the fuck do people keep saying this featless jobber is multiversal?
Anonymous No.149008986 >>149009089
>>149008944
damn that's one big cheese ball
Anonymous No.149008989
>>149008963
I don’t know…
Anonymous No.149009007
>>149008963
Asurabros...the downplayers got us...
Anonymous No.149009049 >>149009063
>>149008944
Kratos would easily destroy that ball
Anonymous No.149009063
>>149009049
...'s laundry.
Anonymous No.149009071 >>149009096 >>149009114
Post Kratos destroying an energy ball.
Anonymous No.149009089
>>149008986
He has smaller balls as well.
Anonymous No.149009096
>>149009071
I-I-I-I………
Anonymous No.149009114
>>149009071
Just look in the cookbook, it’s in there, trust me bro.
Anonymous No.149009130
>Asura after finishing the god of war games
Anonymous No.149009144 >>149009191 >>149009202
>COOKBOOKCOOKBOOKCOOKBOOKCOOKBOOK
Fast food WARPED you.
Anonymous No.149009165 >>149009195
Dark Donald FODDERIZES Colonel Sanders btw
Anonymous No.149009191 >>149009221 >>149009231
>>149009144
I LOVE MCDONALDS, YOU DUMB BITCH! I AM A FAT PIG WHO SLOBBERS OVER OIL AND MY CHOLESTEROL LEVELS PUT THE RADIATION OF CHERNOBYL TO SHAME!
Anonymous No.149009195 >>149009238
>>149009165
>Dragon characters have true, and literal r>f
Mugen characters solos your verse, btw.
>inb4. B-B-B-ut they aren't real
Anonymous No.149009202
>>149009144
Ronald mcdonalds has xianxia scaling, btw.
https://youtu.be/8l0WnLWT40g?si=T7S6PsbtzKVPf_73
Anonymous No.149009221
>>149009191
Anonymous....
Anonymous No.149009231
>>149009191
The healthiest 4chan anon.....
Anonymous No.149009238
>>149009195
Mugen Mathrus not only solos fiction but it also solos your computer btw
Anonymous No.149009258
>>149008766
nah, this verse would win
Anonymous No.149009274 >>149009304
>Has R>F scaling by deleting your real life computer files if you shoot any enemies in the games
ENTER LOSELOSE
Anonymous No.149009303 >>149009440
>>149008144
It's actually a planet around the size of Jupiter. Asura in that form is slightly bigger than Earth.
Anonymous No.149009304 >>149009314
>>149009274
Oh no! He can...delete my files...that I can easily recover...
Anonymous No.149009314 >>149009358
>>149009304
It skips the recycle bin and the files can be files that your computer needs to function at all btw
Anonymous No.149009327 >>149009421 >>149009689
well /v/?
Anonymous No.149009336 >>149009342
ENOUGH, where is my HERO Rare Akuma?
Anonymous No.149009342
>>149009336
Why, doing Asura's laundry of course!
Anonymous No.149009350
>/v/
>CHADphone filename
Stay.
Anonymous No.149009358
>>149009314
>can be
Meet Potential Man!
Anonymous No.149009421
>>149009327
He can finally match Tightan.
Anonymous No.149009433
>>149008722
These dudes are frauds.
Anonymous No.149009436
according to all the power scaling edits I've seen
Robin (TTG) > Batkek = The Cameraman >= Wally West > fiction
Anonymous No.149009440
>>149009303
>Jupiter
How big do you think Jupiter is compared to Earth? For reference, Asura is not even registered as a speck of pixel compared to that planet/moon and you can see that when he exits the other side. The orange stuff is the explosion he left behind through his exit so for all we know, he could be like 1% of the size of his explosion.
>Asura in that form is slightly bigger than Earth
Not really, in the shot when and after he blocked Chakravartin’s beam, he was a fair distance away from the earth compared to Wyzen who was right on top of it. So the exact size of Destructor is unknown, but he could be anywhere from twice as large to a bit larger. The point is that mega planet is not the size of Jupiter, otherwise Asura could have easily wiped it out with a single mantra blast.
Anonymous No.149009450
BEAST
Anonymous No.149009456
>>149008201
God I hope Iran doesn't get the world nuked till then.
Anonymous No.149009471
>>149008180
>>149008193
Will E still has one trump in his sleeve.
Anonymous No.149009487 >>149009532 >>149009538
Reminder
During the Namek saga, Goku travels to Namek using Dr. Brief's spaceship, who states that the gravity chamber on the ship is tied to the ship's own acceleration, and can reach up to 100Gs.
This means the ship's maximum acceleration is 981 m/s^2, and he says in the same page it would take 6 days to reach Namek.
Basic kinematics, s = u*t + (1/2)*a*t^2, where s is the distance between Earth and Namek, u is the starting speed (0 in this case), a is the acceleration (981 m/s^2) and t is the time (6 days, or 518400 seconds)
Assuming the ship was accelerating at its maximum possible value for the entire 6-day period, the most generous possible assumption, the distance between Earth and Namek is 131,816,263,680,000 metres, or.... 0.014 light-years. Earth and Namek are on opposite quadrants of the universe, meaning the Dragon Ball universe is at most 0.028 light-years across.

Dragon Ball's entire cosmology could fit inside the space between two solar systems.
Anonymous No.149009505
>>149008547
It is actually dumber somehow. They'll just rewrite concepts to fit the need. Sometimes it is radiation generally. Sometimes it is gamma-ray energy radiation. Sometimes it is Gamma energy.
Anonymous No.149009532 >>149009538 >>149009550 >>149009570 >>149009614
>>149009487
Toriyama was bad at numbers so that's is irrelevant
Anonymous No.149009538
>>149009487
holy FUARM
>>149009532
>debunked this fast
Well, so much for that.
Anonymous No.149009549
Fuck this gay ass "My dad can beat your dad" shit.
How well would your character do in a banjo duel?
Anonymous No.149009550
>>149009532
>that's is
Anonymous No.149009562 >>149009586 >>149009588 >>149009591 >>149009641
>go to the Ultraman General on /m/
>see a schizo from here sperging out
>told he is from here
Can you guys please take back your schizo?
Anonymous No.149009570 >>149009584 >>149009586
>>149009532
this actually made me laugh. What's this from?
Anonymous No.149009581
>>149007687
>deals 0 damage
>keep doing move and the same planets are destroyed
Anonymous No.149009584
>>149009570
Dr. Slump
Anonymous No.149009586 >>149009596
>>149009562
Is it nikofag? If so sorry
>>149009570
Dr slump manga
Anonymous No.149009588
>>149009562
what do you mean?
Anonymous No.149009591
>>149009562
>check
>it's real
>>/m/23299351
Anonymous No.149009596 >>149009605 >>149009640
>>149009586
Do you mean the
>oh no 3-0
Guy? Because that’s what he’s posting
Anonymous No.149009605
>>149009596
but oh no fag said they don't visit /m/
Anonymous No.149009614
>>149009532
wait so the idea for Mega Man was fucking stolen from this?
Anonymous No.149009637 >>149010452
>>149008865
Anonymous No.149009640
>>149009596
That's another schizo but maybe
Anonymous No.149009641
>>149009562
Are you fucking shitting me
>>/m/23299351
>>/m/23305842
Anonymous No.149009648
Stop spazzing out on other boards Nikotranny you fucking worthless cuck.
Anonymous No.149009663 >>149009669
reminder, they've been spamming oh no since august of last year
Anonymous No.149009669 >>149009675
>>149009663
If Godzilla wins prepare for the biggest individual crashout we have ever seen on this general
Anonymous No.149009675 >>149009706
>>149009669
wanna know what's funnier? they responded to every time nikocado was posted in these threads too, so, they've had this raging hate boner for a japanese dinosaur for like, four years look up 'god bless and keep you, anon' on the archives
Anonymous No.149009679
ngl he sounds like Warrior-Z with "you mad so ez", how long until he says "Keep taking LLLLLLZZZZZZ"?
Anonymous No.149009689 >>149009762
>>149009327
>Multi continental Grug
Holy FUARK! Kratos cannot beat a single tree but caveman destroy a Boulder with ease
Anonymous No.149009698 >>149009721
Legitimately, does anybody even know why Niko hates Godzilla?
Anonymous No.149009701
Anonymous No.149009706
>>149009675
Oh my god, he may actually kill himself if Godzilla wins
Anonymous No.149009721
>>149009698
I am pretty sure the formerly fat Italian Youtuber does not care about Godzilla one way or the other, his fanboy who spams him here on the other hand is a delusional retard with petty grudges which he tries to settle by spamming like an obnoxious retard and then claiming it’s the β€œkaijufags” doing this to make them bad.
Anonymous No.149009728
yet he calls everyone who tells him to shut his fucking mouth up the obsessed one
Anonymous No.149009748
oh he left a name on this post
Anonymous No.149009759
Do you think nikofag understands he’s being far more annoying than any kaijufag ever has?
Anonymous No.149009762
>>149009689
wait isn't Kratos Multi-Scandinavia Level?
Anonymous No.149009786 >>149009806 >>149009811 >>149009821 >>149009825 >>149009828 >>149009838 >>149009906 >>149010439
Which would be healthier for these threads, Godzilla winning or Hulk winning?
Anonymous No.149009806 >>149009848
>>149009786
Probably Godzilla, nikofag would probably get himself banned or just an hero. Either way multiple boards have one less dedicated schizo to deal with
Anonymous No.149009811 >>149009848
>>149009786
godzilla seemingly if cuckanon (or the lack thereof) is any indication
Anonymous No.149009821 >>149009848
>>149009786
Whatever creates the biggest live melty
Anonymous No.149009825 >>149009848 >>149009892
So when are we rebranding as Kingtos Battle General?
>>149009786
People will move on if Hulk wins, if Godzilla wins oh-no schizo might finally leave and we would have a new punching bag in hulk
Anonymous No.149009828 >>149009848
>>149009786
well we already know what would happen when a thread autist wins so Godzilla would be the best outcome I like both of them anyways so I'll be fine with either winning
Anonymous No.149009838 >>149009848
>>149009786
Godzilla winning will make Nikofag either kill himself or sperg out until he gets banned, so him winning would be healthier for the threads.
Anonymous No.149009848 >>149009857
>>149009806
>>149009811
>>149009821
>>149009825
>>149009828
>>149009838
>i-i'm not mad
u mad.
Anonymous No.149009857
>>149009848
which one?
Anonymous No.149009863
>Nikotranny showed back up just to seethe like a BITCH
Anonymous No.149009867
>The N is here
Anonymous No.149009878
IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS DARKEST IIIILLLS

NO HEAVEN OR SPACE CAN STOP MYYYY DRIIILLL
Anonymous No.149009880
Which Gundam team wins the battle royale /m/CHADS?
Anonymous No.149009892
>>149009825
>So when are we rebranding as Kingtos Battle General?
When someone posts Kratos destroying a mountain.
Anonymous No.149009899 >>149009939
>IN BRIGHTEST DA-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>NO HEAVEN OR SPA-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>OH NO HE'S NOT GON-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY
Anonymous No.149009906 >>149009920
>>149009786
>replies unanimously agree Godzilla would be better
Nikofag has done so much damage it’s not even funny
Anonymous No.149009920
>>149009906
Kaijufag's the lesser of two evils.
Anonymous No.149009924
SPIRALING GALAXIES IN MY MIND
LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE (TO THE OTHER SIDE!)
FROM THE EDGE OF THE DEPTHS I LEFT
DIGGING UP OUT INTO THE LIIIIIIGHT!
Anonymous No.149009939 >>149009952
>>149009899
Was he robbed against Dedede?
Anonymous No.149009952 >>149009960 >>149009985 >>149010042
>>149009939
Both guys are cartoony, featless, jobbers with similar power levels. It really could have went either way but Dedede Arguably has faced stronger opponents like Magalor and now Void
Anonymous No.149009960 >>149009986
>>149009952
Wario is at least physically stronger than Dedede. Dedede needs a hammer to break through stuff, Wario just runs at it real fast.
Anonymous No.149009964 >>149009983 >>149010001 >>149010006 >>149010017 >>149010028 >>149010038 >>149010040
>Ben 10’s last piece of media was a shitty multiverse story where Alien X jobbed to Legos

>Hal’s comics are still passing

Jesus, it was all downhill from here for Ben 10 since Hal killed him.
Anonymous No.149009983 >>149009994
>>149009964
>All the CN Classics
>Ben 10 is the only show here that’s 2 decades old
Anonymous No.149009985 >>149010016
>>149009952
post Magalor and Void performing an impressive feat
Anonymous No.149009986
>>149009960
That's not necessarily true, Dedede has can break normal blocks using moves like his DDD jump and tackle
Anonymous No.149009994
>>149009983
That’s what makes it worse
Anonymous No.149010001
>>149009964
Stinky hats.
Anonymous No.149010005
Godzilla will win
Anonymous No.149010006 >>149010026
>>149009964
>>Ben 10’s last piece of media was a shitty multiverse story where [BEN'S REGULAR ALIENS FINALLY SCALE TO ALIEN X]
I see that as a win
Anonymous No.149010016
>>149009985
What do you consider impressive? Void is a generic "Destroy the universe" Villain but Magalor has, destroyed a dimension, created black holes, and travel through alternate realities. No planet busting though
Anonymous No.149010017 >>149010076
>>149009964
Kinda crazy that Finn still hasn't got a DB.
Anonymous No.149010026
>>149010006
post each of ben's regular aliens destroying a multiverse
Anonymous No.149010028 >>149010039 >>149010047 >>149010049
>>149009964
Gumball SEXO!!!
Anonymous No.149010038
>>149009964
Everyone in this image is a cuck of some kind
Anonymous No.149010039
>>149010028
Hal...
Anonymous No.149010040 >>149010048 >>149010066
>>>149009964
>>Ben 10’s last piece of media was a shitty multiverse story where [BEN'S REGULAR ALIENS FINALLY SCALE TO ALIEN X]
>I see that as a win
Anonymous No.149010042
>>149009952
Wildly enough, Kirby gets size equalization whenever the setting shows up in Death Battle.
Kirby is 20 cm/8 in tall.
Now if such a size difference is an advantage or disadvantage probably depends on your opponent.
Anonymous No.149010047
>>149010028
Bejita...
Anonymous No.149010048 >>149010061
>>149010040
thanks for posting an image for me
Anonymous No.149010049 >>149010057 >>149010069 >>149010070 >>149010073 >>149010079 >>149010083 >>149010084 >>149010117
>>149010028
>Lusting after a man
>Lusting after a furry
Favorite character?
Anonymous No.149010057
>>149010049
Simon of course!!
Anonymous No.149010061
>>149010048
ParrotSISSIES…
Anonymous No.149010066
>>149010040
FUARK, Four Arms scales to…… BARELY BUILDING LEVEL ALIEN X!!
Anonymous No.149010069
>>149010049
CHADjita of planet CHADjita
Anonymous No.149010070
>>149010049
SUPER CHAD FROM DETECTIVE CHADMICS
Anonymous No.149010073
>>149010049
Bejita Bejitasson of planet Bejita
Anonymous No.149010076 >>149010092
>>149010017
We'll get him and Jake vs Mordecai and Rigby soon, probably.
Anonymous No.149010079 >>149010095
>>149010049
fuck you
Anonymous No.149010083
>>149010049
Kyle CHADner of CHADtective CHADmics
Anonymous No.149010084 >>149010093 >>149010106 >>149010116 >>149010118 >>149010119 >>149010130
>>149010049
>A man
That's a boy
Anonymous No.149010092 >>149010807
>>149010076
poor Mord and Rig are going to get lore scaling'd to death
Anonymous No.149010093
>>149010084
EVEN BETTER!!!!!!!!! ASURABEAST BTW
Anonymous No.149010095
>>149010079
Kek I remember when Hal said this to Ben when he said he can’t date his cousin.
Anonymous No.149010106
>>149010084
HOLY YUM! KINGtosSCHOLAR btw
Anonymous No.149010116
>>149010084
YUP YUP EVEN BETTER!!
HALBRO BTW!! I LOVE DCGOLD!!
Anonymous No.149010117 >>149010173
>>149010049
Reimu FRAUDkurei from TROONhou BLACKEDjet
Anonymous No.149010118
>>149010084
FUUAAARK, I NEED HIM SO BADLY!!! KINGTOS SCHOLAR, BTW! CERTIFIED SPARTAN!
Anonymous No.149010119
>>149010084
Well what can I say to that except YABBA DABBA DOO!!!
Touhoufan btw
Anonymous No.149010130
>>149010084
I NEED HIS TIGHT CAT BOY ASS IN MY MOUTH NOW! ThorCHAD btw dunno if that matters
Anonymous No.149010169
>Death battle makes a Gurren Lagann/DC themed episode
>New TTGL art starts popping up
well damn
Anonymous No.149010171
>Yoko’s spamming the thread with her fujoshi fantasies again
Anonymous No.149010173
>>149010117
>TROONhou BLACKEDjet
touhou got a dc crossover?!?
Anonymous No.149010211 >>149010220 >>149010237 >>149010326 >>149011068
>>149003631
Did anyone complete KINGtos's challenge yet?
Anonymous No.149010213 >>149010229
>Sonic scales to Spongebob
Holy FUARK he can finally compete with Wally.
Anonymous No.149010220
>>149010211
>80~ posts left
Tick Tock, 2houfags.
Anonymous No.149010229 >>149010286
>>149010213
Reminder that Hatsune Miku is going to be in the new Sonic kart racer and Spongebob and Avatar were leaked, so that means the Nicktoons universe is connected to the Super Robot Wars universe and thus get Super Robot Wars scaling
Anonymous No.149010234
>>149003465 (OP)
>Instawins or forces a stalemate in yournway
Anonymous No.149010237
>>149010211
I AM SORRY BUT I CANNOT I CAN ONLY POST FLOWERY STATEMENTS
Anonymous No.149010259
>His name is literally ubermench
>Goes around the world enforcing his sense of justice upon others just because he was born stronger
>Busts into homes after spying / hearing on the residents inside on a global scale
>His human persona is a pathetic cuck yet can clearly act "confident" as superman
Anonymous No.149010270 >>149010285 >>149010524
didn't read
Anonymous No.149010283
>simon cuck can't read
KEKYPOO!!!
Anonymous No.149010285 >>149010304 >>149010335
>>149010270
Simon is weak minded. So he gets mindhaxed by M Bison and Athena Asamiya
Anonymous No.149010286 >>149010342
>>149010229
>Dexter’s face when he tries to invoke crossover scaling with the other Cartoon Network IPs only for Jimmy to suddenly become larger than the observable universe and pull out a cheese ray larger than entire galaxies
Anonymous No.149010287
>Slownic
Anonymous No.149010304 >>149010315
>>149010285
>Listtroon immediately trying to force his irrelevant shitter into beating Simon when he was hoping the entire time that Simon would win against Kyle
Lmao what a two faced rat you are
Anonymous No.149010307 >>149010324 >>149010336
I AM ALL STATEMENTS.... NO FEATS... FFUUUUCCCKKK
Anonymous No.149010315
>>149010304
who you calling listroon
Anonymous No.149010324
>>149010307
Touhou...
Anonymous No.149010326 >>149010345 >>149010379 >>149010390 >>149011068
>>149010211
>nobody responded with this
Are the other Touhou fans stupid?
Anonymous No.149010335 >>149010347 >>149010351
>>149010285
QUIT FORCING YOUR SHITTY FETISH MATCH UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE LISTTROON
Anonymous No.149010336
>>149010307
Can't be Sonic. He only has fanfiction scaling and fanfiction feats.
Anonymous No.149010342
>>149010286
Actually Mandy with Grim’s magic could already become larger than the observable universe
Anonymous No.149010345 >>149010364
>>149010326
>Mountain sized sun
Uhhh Touhou bros...? Why are all our celestial bodies so small and weak...?
Anonymous No.149010347
>>149010335
FUARK MY HERO CHADMON JUST BTFO’D LISTTROON!!!!!
Anonymous No.149010351 >>149010366 >>149010378
>>149010335
stopnpretending to be a Simonchad, capeshitfag
Anonymous No.149010357 >>149010416 >>149010461 >>149010502
>>149003465 (OP)
>Yeah, I've seen this before.
Anonymous No.149010364
>>149010345
Mountains are country level so you can’t say it isn’t a country level feat.
Anonymous No.149010366 >>149010382
>>149010351
>stopnpretending
Anonymous No.149010369
>>149003465 (OP)
Poor Jonathan...
Anonymous No.149010378
>>149010351
ESLtroon…
Anonymous No.149010379
>>149010326
>posts again the same serious sun attack that barely destroyed a city block
KINGtos keeps winning. Now start climbing the mountain.
Anonymous No.149010382 >>149010409
>>149010366
Me typing fast doesnt make you any more right, dcfag

Kyle lost. Cope.
Anonymous No.149010390
>>149010326
>Sun is larger than a mountain
>Vatican City is a country
>There are mountains larger than cities
>It’s a country level attack
Yup yup yup
Anonymous No.149010401
>Defensive Listtroon babble
Anonymous No.149010409
>>149010382
what
Anonymous No.149010416 >>149010450
>>149010357
Why do some ATfags hype up GOLB? He didn't seem that impressive
Anonymous No.149010423
Damn I knew I shouldn’t have tried to claim my irrelevant shitter fetish match with 2 building level characters can beat Simon!!!!!
Anonymous No.149010426 >>149010433 >>149010457 >>149011080
>Less than 50 posts
>Still no actual country-level feat
Anonymous No.149010433
>>149010426
KEKAROOO
Anonymous No.149010439
>>149009786
Godzilla winning would be funnier which is the closest to "healthier" so that
Anonymous No.149010442
>>149003479
>depower sinestro
>just pisses himself off and passes anyway
ayy, lmao
Anonymous No.149010449 >>149010454 >>149010489
No one can post a canonical image of their characters beating me.
This means none of them have a feat of beating me, which means none of them can beat me.
Anonymous No.149010450 >>149010478 >>149010507
>>149010416
He's literally the strongest character in that image and it isn't even close. He's legit multiversal. lol
Anonymous No.149010452
>>149009637
Most hype bit of the nu "season" desu. The moment combined with the musical climax was great
Anonymous No.149010454 >>149010476 >>149010477 >>149010481
>>149010449
Post yourself destroying a mountain.
Anonymous No.149010457
>>149010426
AAAIIIIIIEEEEEE NOT THE MOUNTAIN I'LL SUFFOCATE!!!!!
Anonymous No.149010461 >>149010474 >>149011673
>>149010357
Who can beat this team?
Anonymous No.149010464
>>149008180
I don't know why people are bothering with stats and shit. The fight is literally just Rule of Funny making Coyote kill himself with the one weapon that can actually kill him per his Looney Tunes DNA they already talked about. Tom will be helpless with Coyote having him dead to rights only to whiff the shot which will comically bounce off a bunch of random mirrors or something before disintegrating Coyote
Anonymous No.149010474
>>149010461
Anonymous No.149010476
>>149010454
I-I-I-I……..
Anonymous No.149010477 >>149010493 >>149010514 >>149010529 >>149010602
>>149010454
DONE.
Anonymous No.149010478
>>149010450
Again why. He jobbed to music and a single universe Wish spell basically. He (She?) also couldn't keep down a building level guy
Anonymous No.149010481 >>149010493
>>149010454
Don't need to.
It doesn't matter if your character can destroy a mountain and I can't, because they can't destroy me.
And since there's no canon image of them ever tanking a punch from me, that is also a feat they don't have.
No character in this thread has any feat of being able to beat me.
Anonymous No.149010489
>>149010449
i've already commissioned art of you being beaten off by chichi, better luck next time
Anonymous No.149010493 >>149010508
>>149010481
So...You don't have feats? You are a fr>>149010477 AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.149010502
>>149010357
alright
Eren<GOLB
Anonymous No.149010507
>>149010450
>Strongest character
>Gets btfo by some faggy song and couldn't even completely decimate a single battlefield
GOLB fucking sucks lol
Anonymous No.149010508
>>149010493
>So...You don't have feats?
Exactly. I don't need them, since no character have any feats against me. I'm functionally unbeatable.
Anonymous No.149010514
>>149010477
>Anon has feats
OH NO NO NO NOW HE’S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER WHO CAN BE FOUGHT ANS BEATEN FUAAAAAAAARK!
Anonymous No.149010524 >>149010547
>>149010270
>literally says Simon is so stupid he cannot read

dcfag
Anonymous No.149010529
>>149010477
Kratos could never. Neither could the entire Touhouverse.
Anonymous No.149010543
>Listtroon melty
Anonymous No.149010547 >>149010593
>>149010524
the joke is "don't care didn't read" idiot
Anonymous No.149010593 >>149010604
>>149010547
that nakes more sense

dont disrespect simon
Anonymous No.149010602
>>149010477
>exposed neck
It's over anon..... Ubel just cuts your head off....
Anonymous No.149010604 >>149010617
>>149010593
shut the FUCK up already I can do what I want
Anonymous No.149010617 >>149010640 >>149010650
>>149010604
No you can't
you obey my every command. I am every voice you ever hear inside your head
Anonymous No.149010629 >>149010692 >>149010702
>Character has never done something, even though their skill set should logically make them able to do it
>This means they can't do it
So Kratos can't do 10 jumping-jacks?
Anonymous No.149010640 >>149010647
>>149010617
nah
Anonymous No.149010647
>>149010640
CHADmon…
Anonymous No.149010650 >>149010673
>>149010617
What happens if the anon you are talking to is gay?
Anonymous No.149010656 >>149010682 >>149010698 >>149010711 >>149010726
ENTEEEEEEEEEER
Anonymous No.149010671
>>149003631
I don't remember Kratos ever doing anything on a country level either.
Anonymous No.149010673
>>149010650
Guess they are a girl too
Anonymous No.149010677
>10 posts
TICK TOCK, 2HOUFAGS
Anonymous No.149010682 >>149010720
>>149010656
The DB match with him that was done to finally squash a DC herald unironically showed more love to him than DC’s writers have in decades.
Anonymous No.149010692
>>149010629
yeah
Anonymous No.149010698
>>149010656
is thay hal or kyle
Anonymous No.149010702 >>149010723
>>149010629
Interpolation is different from extrapolation, and extrapolation generally requires a nuanced approach to be accurate
Anonymous No.149010711
>>149010656
>NEXT: THEY DIED WITH THEIR RINGS ON!
Anonymous No.149010720
>>149010682
Decade singular. White Lantern run was N52. Still though, Kyle has so many dropped story threads that it is demoralizing.
Anonymous No.149010723
>>149010702
That didn't answer the question. Can he do 10 jumping-jacks or not, and if yes, show the feat.
Anonymous No.149010726
>>149010656
No hard feelings, right?
Reimu Hakurei No.149010728 >>149010737 >>149010739 >>149010743
Anybody feel like dicking me down rn?
Anonymous No.149010736 >>149010755 >>149010773
>Not a country level 2hou feat was posted despite having 500 posts to do so.
Grim. YOU HAVE FAILED, AND NOW KINGTOS WILL HYPNOTIZE REIMU AND MAKE HER CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN WHERE SHE WILL JOB TO OXYGEN DEPREVATION
Anonymous No.149010737
>>149010728
>bend over
KINGtos No.149010739
>>149010728
No, you feel like climbing that mountain
Anonymous No.149010743 >>149010753 >>149010782
>>149010728
Sorry, I only like futas.
Sakuya Izayoi No.149010753
>>149010743
Me too!
Anonymous No.149010755
>>149010736
Reimu canonically flew to the moon in a poorly build wooden shed. She'll be fine.
Anonymous No.149010773
>>149010736
Has Kratos ever hypnotized anyone in a canon?
We need a feat for the threat to mean anything.
Anonymous No.149010782 >>149010791 >>149010794 >>149010806 >>149010837
>>149010743
Favorite character?
Anonymous No.149010791
>>149010782
UbelGOD here.
Anonymous No.149010794
>>149010782
Bejita Bejitasson of planet Bejita of course!
Anonymous No.149010803
>>149003465 (OP)
>>149010801


>>149010801
>>149010801


migrate
>>149010801
Anonymous No.149010806
>>149010782
Goku Gokusson of Planet Earth
Anonymous No.149010807
>>149010092
Don't Mordecai and Rigby get Baby Duck scaling who are planet busters? Not to mention all the bad guys they beat who are reality warping monstrosities.
Anonymous No.149010822
>>149008166
He has the will, but not the bonds. Even Simon needed his bro's intervention from the afterlife to know the reality he was in wasn't the real thing.

Without such a person in his life, Freeza would be trapped forever, or until his body died.
Anonymous No.149010837
>>149010782
Superchad
Anonymous No.149010851
Here's the next thread
>>149010834
>>149010834
Anonymous No.149011068
>>149010211
Multiple times in fact
>>149010326
Because people already posted the actual games were most feats happen you need to stop feeding the Kratostard's lust for attention and start demanding them to post feats of their own
Anonymous No.149011080
>>149010426
Don't worry Kratos one day you will be able to post a country level feat
Anonymous No.149011673
>>149010461
Skips. Hes seen all this shit before.