Death Battle
Continue to discuss the biggest FRAUDS of death battle.
>>149003465 (OP)
Does your favorite character pass the test?
Posting the touhou FODDERIZER to guard the thread.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:34:06 AM
No.149003509
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:34:46 AM
No.149003515
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:35:15 AM
No.149003522
>>149003479
S-She canβt even stay on that mountain without passing out from oxygen deprivationβ¦
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:35:51 AM
No.149003528
>>149003479
FFFFUUUUUUUAAAAARRRKKKKKKK
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:37:10 AM
No.149003543
Bring me the Imperium of Man
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:38:15 AM
No.149003554
HE'S GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:39:07 AM
No.149003559
>>149003587
>>149003589
KINGtos won the last thread
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:41:15 AM
No.149003584
>>149003465 (OP)
I have no stakes in any of this but I always come in here for schizkino so please keep it up. Just think about the character you know would never lose lost to a character you think is overrated.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:41:25 AM
No.149003587
>>149003601
>>149003559
β¦βs happiness as they cachinnated at how weak he is!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:41:43 AM
No.149003589
>>149003559
We know. He wins every thread.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:42:43 AM
No.149003601
>>149003587
β¦ with Touhou effortlessly keeping the laughs going after he left.
Alright, touhoufags. Let's start from the beginning. You have until bump limit to post a feat greater than at least country level before I jump into your fictional verse and hypnotize you all into climbing up Mount Everest.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:47:26 AM
No.149003638
>>149003631
T-T-Touhoubros Iβm not sure if we can PROVIDE such a MONUMENTAL featβ¦.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:47:50 AM
No.149003641
>>149003631
>post a feat
I CANNOT!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:48:21 AM
No.149003643
>>149003507
My knees....
I can't resist...
The HYPNOOSIS!!!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:49:11 AM
No.149003652
>>149003736
>>149003631
B-best I can do is wall level moons. P-please let that be enough, EMPERORGODKINGtos-SAMA...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:50:14 AM
No.149003658
>>149003631
I-I-I can post a sub city level starβ¦β¦.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:56:13 AM
No.149003703
>>149003710
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:57:05 AM
No.149003710
>>149003703
FFFUUUAAAARRRKKKKKKK!!!!!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:00:48 AM
No.149003736
>>149003769
>>149008144
>>149003652
>wall level moons
STEP THAT SHIT UP
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:05:01 AM
No.149003769
>>149003798
>>149003736
PLEASE STOP ASURA THEREβS NO ONE IN MY ENTIRE VERSE WHO CAN COMPARE TO YOUR FEATS!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:12:11 AM
No.149003798
>>149008797
>>149003769
THIS IS A STAR-LEVEL FEAT. WATCH AND FUCKING LEARN. NO STATEMENTS, NO BULLSHIT. CLEAR-CUT, NO FLUFF.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:13:14 AM
No.149003805
>>149003033
the thought of the moon falling really slow is funny to me, it makes me think of Invader zim where that thing was falling and that one guy refused to move and his soda can was getting crushed and he was just yelling...
https://youtu.be/autcUkX6sak
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:23:28 AM
No.149003876
Touhoufags got absolutely wrecked these past couple of threads. I don't think they'll recover from this.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:27:05 AM
No.149003901
That's their fault for being unlikeable, at least fraudku tards can be funny sometimes!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:33:23 AM
No.149003938
>>149004162
>>149004187
That was a fun last few threads. Who can we do next?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:14:05 AM
No.149004139
>>149003479
maube he can destroy mountain shaped fake universes... i've never seen him do so however...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:18:49 AM
No.149004162
>>149004188
>>149003938
No one, you'll keep seething at touhou having better and more consistent feats than ttgl forever.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:22:56 AM
No.149004182
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:23:40 AM
No.149004187
>>149004217
>>149003938
Troonhoutards have been permanently BTFO'd so we just wait for another fanbase of annoying retards to get uppity for never winning any DBs and having no impressive feats
>>149004162
Post them then. Post touhou feats.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:27:06 AM
No.149004203
>>149004219
Behave. I'm watching.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:31:06 AM
No.149004217
>>149004248
>>149004262
>>149004187
>Touhou has real feats
>Simon has flowery statements about galaxy-shaped constructs barely larger than planets
Not really. Touhoufags were the better men overall.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:31:36 AM
No.149004219
>>149004203
REIMU LOOK OUT!!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:36:38 AM
No.149004248
>>149004217
>Simon has real feats
>Troonhou has flowery statements about layered forest that don't even get above city level
TTGL the clear and obvious winner yup
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:37:37 AM
No.149004254
>Still this retarded meme
>When a GODhou character was the only one to canonically hypnotize someone these last threads
As usual, TouhouSCHOLARS are the only ones with integrity.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:39:27 AM
No.149004262
>>149004217
Delusion of the highest caliber.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:40:10 AM
No.149004267
>>149004298
>Simon... doesn't actually break the heavens
>Suika does so effortlessy as a party trick
But sure, keep spamming noncanon memes and repeatign modified quotes. It's all you have in the absence of feats.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:46:09 AM
No.149004290
>Crybullies acting like they morally deserve the victory after spamming porn
LMAO! Bend down now.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:47:56 AM
No.149004298
>>149004311
>>149004267
>More flowery statements
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:48:10 AM
No.149004299
>>149004311
>touhou fags getting cocky
>still no feats being posted
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:50:27 AM
No.149004311
>>149004332
>>149004298
>>149004299
>literal feats the characters saw and did
at least own it like the kratosfags and say that statements are worth more than feats, so simon has something going for him
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:54:06 AM
No.149004332
>>149004354
>>149004311
>At least [headcanon]
As expected of a Touhoufag to not even know the difference between a statement and a feat either.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:58:31 AM
No.149004354
>>149004332
yeah sure whatever, i'm certain random commentary written far after the actual story is the highest degree of feat, it doesn't get less statementary than that
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:03:03 AM
No.149004380
>>149004407
Post a 2hou feat greater than city-level NOW!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:03:26 AM
No.149004381
Stop feeding the trolls Touhoubros. They have no choice but to live in your shadow, while you can decide to ignore them.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:08:25 AM
No.149004407
>>149004380
I...Can...NOT!!!!!!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:10:57 AM
No.149004416
>>149003479
She does tests like this on her way to school all the time
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:13:34 AM
No.149004429
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:03:45 AM
No.149004657
>>149003465 (OP)
Multiversal rock pillar btw
2HUGODs...I FUARKING kneel...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:27:46 AM
No.149004775
>>149008026
GODZILLABROS DO WE HAVE A RESPONSE
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:29:15 AM
No.149004784
>>149004704
Hypnotized Reimuschizo...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:29:57 AM
No.149004792
>>149004704
Enlightened Simonpenitent...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:30:06 AM
No.149004793
>>149004808
>>149004822
I masturbated to all the Touhou hypnosis jokes btw.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:31:37 AM
No.149004803
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:32:56 AM
No.149004808
>>149004793
Proselytizing your jobberverse was all part of the plan
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:33:19 AM
No.149004812
>>149004704
pornspammers... featdeniers... statementcopers...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:35:38 AM
No.149004822
>>149004793
/DBS/imonCHAD!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:40:20 AM
No.149004840
>>149004845
If your pick is so powerful, how come they won't fight me, hmm?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:41:32 AM
No.149004845
>>149004840
IGNOREDeelee...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:41:56 AM
No.149004848
Feats are pointless when none of them are real anyway.
Feats are actually just statements in a fancy hat.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:22:12 PM
No.149005203
Kratos scholars. I have a question.
Are you willing to answer it?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:23:44 PM
No.149005207
You Niggers really don't know what a fucking statement is?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:31:13 PM
No.149005245
A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ARRIVED!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:43:17 PM
No.149005301
>>149005687
>>149005693
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:45:59 PM
No.149005317
>>149005400
Kratos' analysis was really so bad that it broke this general forever, huh?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:50:37 PM
No.149005332
>>149005412
>Cirno: "Kratos! Do that little dance that I like before I solo your entire verse!"
>Kratos:
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:06:49 PM
No.149005400
>>149005317
What did you THINK was going to happen when DB says a guy, who has been shown to dodge MFTL universe-crossing beams onscreen while also traveling MFTL, matches in speed with a guy who⦠got flashbanged and slowly shuffled towards a crippled dude?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:09:20 PM
No.149005412
>>149005332
Kek I was there when this happened
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:33:21 PM
No.149005529
What's with all that KNOCKING.
I AM The One Who Knocks! I AM DANGER.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:52:27 PM
No.149005585
>>149005665
How tasty are the dishes from Kratos's cookbook?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:08:44 PM
No.149005665
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:09:06 PM
No.149005666
>>149004188
I-I-I-Iβ¦β¦β¦.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:10:47 PM
No.149005676
>>149004188
FUAAAAAAARK EVEN AFTER SPAMMING A MILLION STATEMENTS I STILL CANβT FIND A SINGLE FEAT THAT PUTS REIMU ABOVE CITY LEVEL!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:12:36 PM
No.149005687
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:13:34 PM
No.149005693
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:14:01 PM
No.149005694
BRING ME RYU
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:01:12 PM
No.149005944
>>149004188
I CANNOT I ONLY HAVE STATEMENTS!!!!!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:29:27 PM
No.149006582
>>149006662
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:38:36 PM
No.149006662
>>149006582
>>149004188
And yes, this dimension was created so Flan could use her full power without destroying the world.
Reimu didn't know about it and went all out (she wanted to destroy it in the first place) against Sakuya. So that entire pocket space was destroyed.
So I guess Touhou does have feats, UH?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:41:39 PM
No.149006691
God, Luna Nights was such an easy heap of shit. It's literally a game you can beat in 2 hours and refund right away.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:47:16 PM
No.149006731
>>149006753
>fanmade feats
oh no no no no ahahahaha
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:47:17 PM
No.149006733
>Solos MHA and rest of Shonenshit
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:50:06 PM
No.149006753
>>149006819
>>149006731
If you think they wouldn't use it you're one delusional cuck.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:56:38 PM
No.149006819
>>149006753
Oh no, I know they would use fanmade feats, I know troonhoutards are delusional.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:15:05 PM
No.149007593
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:15:05 PM
No.149007595
>>149007609
HEROES OF DEATH BATTLE!!!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:16:03 PM
No.149007603
SPIRALING GALAXIES IN MY MIND
TAKE ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE
>6D (less dimensions than the real world) at most
>their universes are weaker than real universes
>their fastest character is explicitly just lightspeed
>this means their universe must be tiny because Superman can just fly around it without issue and sub-light speed
>if you break Earth the entire cosmology just dies
>DC materials are weaker and flimsier than real world materials
>Superman knocks himself out everytime he does anything with the moon
>the absolute strongest characters in the setting get hurt by smashing planets into each other and are scared of 'star shaking impacts' and need to use vast amounts of technology and energy beyond their command to bust a single universe
>the emotional spectrum the Lanterns command is finite
>their universe is finite
>the peak of their cosmology is 2D
>a single man who could see an atom as an omniverse in Marvel could BTFO all of DC
>every single character is a cuck, a nigger, or a faggot and they happily throw Pride parades where characters like Tim Drake and Superman's own son break up with their girlfriends and prostrate their bussies for tranny cocks
>worse sales than Marvel, no film universe, DCEU was considered the butt of a joke, Superman movie will flop
>have lost their powerscaling wank status on VSBW, comicvine, spacebattles, reddit, 4chan, and now even the last bastion death battle has finally abandoned them
>Batman who's just a normal man has to carry the weight of the entire universe on his back and he's constantly memed as a fascist who's boyfriends with a genocidal mass killer and who beats up poor people because they can't afford bread
Is DC the weakest universe of all time?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:16:23 PM
No.149007609
>>149007595
β¦ are not in that image since the three FRAUDS of Death Battle are present instead.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:17:08 PM
No.149007616
>>149007626
>>149007637
>MarvelGODS are back
>DCGODS are back
>CHADgon CHAD SCHOLARS are BACK!!!
FUARKKKKKKKKK!!!! THE HOLY TRINITY IS BACK!!!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:17:31 PM
No.149007622
>>149007607
YOKO, THAT'S TOO FAR
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:18:02 PM
No.149007624
>>149007607
This has to be a false flag, no self-respecting DBfag would save shota shit
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:18:10 PM
No.149007626
>>149007642
>>149007616
This would kill Kratos.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:18:17 PM
No.149007628
>>149007607
Wow and I thought it couldnβt get any better than Simon βdrillingβ Kyle!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:19:14 PM
No.149007635
>enter thread
>immediately see gay porn
So this is the KINGtos thread...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:19:27 PM
No.149007637
>>149007648
>>149007616
My verse just exploded.....
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:19:51 PM
No.149007642
>>149007697
>>149007626
,,'s student Asura
ENOUGH! POST YOUR FUARKIN' PLANET BUSTING FEATS RIGHT NOW
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:20:24 PM
No.149007648
>>149007637
DC and Dragon Ball (their universes are all planetary level)β¦
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:20:34 PM
No.149007651
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:20:59 PM
No.149007655
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:21:04 PM
No.149007657
Fuck that, this is a CHADTH CHADTTLE gay porn thread now
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:21:43 PM
No.149007665
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:21:49 PM
No.149007666
>>149007643
>Nukes the entire galactic core to kill off a giant horde of Space Monsters
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:22:08 PM
No.149007670
>657
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:22:57 PM
No.149007677
Yokoβs gay porn folder is starting to scare me bros
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:23:42 PM
No.149007683
>>149007696
TITANS!!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:24:35 PM
No.149007691
>>149007715
>>149003465 (OP)
continue to the discussion about Monika, why people forget about her βreality warpingβ is not really that but rather manipulation the files of the game but she badly at using it. Monika was barely salvage the game from being destroyed beyond repair and cannot create anymore than the room with the player at act three.
What's the current consensus?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:24:56 PM
No.149007696
>>149007683
β¦ and FATren and SuperKEK are there too I guess.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:25:01 PM
No.149007697
>>149007711
>>149007642
β¦in Kratosβs twisted fantasies where Asura is psychopath like him before real Kratos splatters into red mist.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:25:37 PM
No.149007706
>>149008039
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:26:00 PM
No.149007707
>>149007714
>>149007755
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:26:23 PM
No.149007708
>>149007693
Tom via Xianxia scaling.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:26:25 PM
No.149007710
>>149007687
>niggers really believe that Demi fiend wins against the designated feats series of the videogames genre.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:26:28 PM
No.149007711
>>149007728
>>149007697
KINGtos sacrificed that man for the greater good.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:26:57 PM
No.149007714
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:27:12 PM
No.149007715
>>149007691
I still donβt get why she just didnβt make herself the main choice
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:27:29 PM
No.149007719
>Demi Fiend
You mean that guy who jobs to falling off buildings?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:28:03 PM
No.149007726
>>149007735
>>149007739
>>149007693
Tom uses his xianxia feats, and wins.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:28:13 PM
No.149007728
>>149007748
>>149007711
β¦ and by the greater good I mean the destruction of Greece and millions of people!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:29:16 PM
No.149007735
>>149007745
>>149007756
>>149007726
nice feats, now post Tom having any way to bypass Coyote's regeneration
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:29:35 PM
No.149007739
>>149007726
Wilebros, Iβm SCAREDβ¦
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:29:43 PM
No.149007740
>>149007693
Coyote can't die; Tom can.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:30:06 PM
No.149007745
>>149007765
>>149007735
>Wile has an anti toon regeneration gun
>Wile's tech always blows up in his face
Hmm...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:30:19 PM
No.149007748
>>149007816
>>149007728
as shown in the secret video in GOW1 Greece survives to the modern day
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:30:27 PM
No.149007749
>>149007693
Erlang shen!Tom wrecks unironically and probably tanks the anti toon gun in the first 5 seconds
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:30:43 PM
No.149007754
>>149007781
Post Wile moving faster than 681 trillion universes worth of space.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:30:44 PM
No.149007755
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:30:44 PM
No.149007756
>>149007735
I am sure that the Coyote regeneration (that is dependent on willpower, btw), will last long against Tom literal xianxia bullshit.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:31:28 PM
No.149007765
>>149007773
>>149007779
>>149007745
only ACME stuff, the Anti-Toon Gun was his own creation and only failed because of Roadrunner's skill
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:31:59 PM
No.149007767
>>149007687
Happy Chaos fodder
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:32:25 PM
No.149007773
>>149007765
>Failed against the SLOWrunner who is SLOWER than 681 trillion universes worth of space
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:32:43 PM
No.149007777
>>149007687
Rpg attacks are so silly good show
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:32:52 PM
No.149007779
>>149007765
all of the tech he builds for himself blows up in his face too
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:33:02 PM
No.149007781
>>149007754
didn't the preview already put him at being slightly below Roadrunner who they out at immeasurable in speed?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:34:06 PM
No.149007792
W-Wilebros I donβt think we can compete with XianxiaKINGSβ¦β¦.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:36:30 PM
No.149007815
wait could you possibly scale Wile. E. to the shit in Space Jam 2 which would be above composite WB including Tom and Jerry?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:36:32 PM
No.149007816
>>149007748
He still destroyed Greece and killed millions though, that hasnβt changed because Greece recovered from the mess HE made.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:36:50 PM
No.149007822
>>149007914
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:37:50 PM
No.149007831
What are the chances they actually use the xianxia scaling for Tom?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:38:43 PM
No.149007841
>Toon faggotry
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:38:50 PM
No.149007842
>>149007887
Reminder she beats Hulk.
Lord Yatagarasu, the Black Sun. Thank you for giving me your power.
The sunlight that rains down on the Earth is a nuclear furnace that will create new atoms.
My ultimate nuclear fusion will burn up every body, heart, phantom, and fairy!"
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:39:35 PM
No.149007850
>>149007832
If theyβre willing to go the mile and translate shit to use for Simon in Simon vs Kyle when Simon is a much more niche character than Tom they are 100% willing to bring up Xianxia shenanigans for Tom.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:40:37 PM
No.149007860
>ToonCHADDING
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:42:54 PM
No.149007882
>>149007832
>tom wins via xianxia scaling, even when they gave the Coyote green lantern scaling
>Godzila clutches a victory via ultima stuff
>Capeshit gets GAPPED 3 times in one session by niche asian novels
Lol.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:43:10 PM
No.149007887
>>149007938
>>149008104
>>149007842
>Has no way to kill Hulk who respawns from the Green Door and canβt match the strength of Hulk who broke free from the First Firmament chains who scales to Eternity who has family members that view the entire Marvel cosmology as fiction
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:43:31 PM
No.149007892
>>149007954
>>149007832
If they go full silly (because toonvtoon match) they'll both get their silliest feats which end up not mattering in the end because toon. Honestly probably gets used to say stats don't matter and make it come down to who has better hax/wincons
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:45:56 PM
No.149007914
>>149007955
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:48:22 PM
No.149007938
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:49:14 PM
No.149007954
>>149008160
>>149007892
>If they go full silly (because toonvtoon match) they'll both get their silliest feats which end up not mattering in the end because toon. Honestly probably gets used to say stats don't matter and make it come down to who has better hax/wincons
This is a xianxia, there is an unironically a high chance that it gave Tom an stupidly strong offensive hax because "MUH DAO".
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:49:16 PM
No.149007955
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:49:30 PM
No.149007958
>>149008180
Didn't Tom and Jerry cross over with Looney Tunes at one point? I assume they're gonna get equal-ish stats, if Coyote wins it's because muh anti toon gun and Tom generally dies to lesser things, if Tom wins it's because he resists Coyote's main wincon, can use it against him, and his shit is more likely to actually fucking work
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:50:39 PM
No.149007974
>Toon CHADotry
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:53:29 PM
No.149008004
>>149008017
>>149008118
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:53:53 PM
No.149008007
>>149008127
What can Ultima Godzilla do against a Hulk who can break through chains made of the First Firmament?
>>149008004
Something seems a little...off here. I will be sending Asura to review this footage.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:55:48 PM
No.149008025
>>149008050
>>149008118
>>149008017
N-NO FRIEZA, YOU CANβT LET ASURA INSPECT ME TO SEE IF I CAN DESTROY A PLANET!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:55:49 PM
No.149008026
>>149004775
Yeah
>SKREEEEEEEEEEEONK
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:56:47 PM
No.149008038
>>149008050
>>149008061
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:56:50 PM
No.149008039
>>149007706
fuck OFF kaijufag
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:57:29 PM
No.149008050
>>149008118
>>149008025
Enough! Asura will review your supposed feat and that is FINAL.
>>149008038
Now THAT is a fine example of a planet buster.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:58:40 PM
No.149008061
>>149008107
>>149008038
Did they skip over the fight in Naraka that established his smaller form had eclipsed destructor?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:59:32 PM
No.149008066
>>149008092
>>149008118
>>149008017
Frieza-sama pleaseβ¦ donβt let CHADsura see my βfeatsββ¦ review my cookbook instead! It has many delicious meals and scales me to outerversal!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:00:54 PM
No.149008083
>>149008124
>>149008126
>Asura is pictured walking down a sidewalk just to be bumped into by Kratos
>"Prick..."
>"Watch where you walking BITCH!"
>"What did you-Wait a minute..."
>The demigod has a little chuckle at the bearded man then finishes his sentence
>"I can blow up planets! Ahahahahahaha ha!!"
>With that, he walks away. Kratos simply standing in impotent, onions, shock.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:01:01 PM
No.149008089
Anyways. I think this is how DB will handle toon shit
Coyote
+Has far better speed feats
=But due to them being warner toons, they probably scale to each other
+Can negate Tom regeneration with his anti DNA gun
-...But the gun effects can be nullified by laughter (t
+Far more resilient
-Doesn't have ghost forms as useful as Tom
+Far better gadgets
-Which almost always fail
-------Luck
Tom
+Has far better strength feats
=But due to them being warner toons, they probably scale to each other
+...But the xianxia gacha stuff comes from a powerup/form, so the Coyote doesn't scale to it
And then a black box explaining how the power escalation nature of xianxia makes it so the average faggot doesn't scale to the top tier feats
-Far less resilient in his physical form
+Has several ghosts forms
-Worse gadgets
+...Which are far far far more consistent
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:01:16 PM
No.149008092
>>149008118
>>149008066
Hmm...a chef are you? Very well. You can have a trial period in the Planet Buster Coalition's kitchen. If you can prove yourself we may upgrade you to a full member yet.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:02:47 PM
No.149008104
>>149008117
>>149008547
>>149007643
Reimu Vs a Sun
>>149007887
To be fair Hulk also can't kill Okuu because she is a Youkai and those are inmune to physical harm.
but you will likely post one instance of hulk having spiritual manipulation or soul related powers that I'm not aware of
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:03:09 PM
No.149008107
>>149008129
>>149008061
They skipped the entire battle in the Event Horizon, they capped Asura at the golden statue and ignored his entire fight with creator Chakravartin. They stopped scaling him past Destructor.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:04:35 PM
No.149008117
>>149008780
>>149008104
It sounds like Hulk vs Reiuji would just end in a stalemate.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:04:37 PM
No.149008118
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:05:31 PM
No.149008124
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:06:06 PM
No.149008126
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:06:41 PM
No.149008127
>>149008007
Nothing. The First Firmament is the first multiverse where the concept of math and science didnβt even exist yet in Ewingβs Defenders. A science based entity like Ultima would be nonexistent to it.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:07:08 PM
No.149008129
>>149008192
>>149008107
>Destroy's Naraka
>Wrath boosts to being stronger than his strongest form after getting no diffed back to base
>Rages so hard into breaking free of time stop
Best dad all years
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:08:04 PM
No.149008138
>>149008157
Aizawa from MHA vs Dazai from Bungou Stray Dogs
Both have anti-power powers
Both are mentor figures
Both work at their best in the shadow of society, the criminal underworld
One is a hero through and through, the other is a criminal mastermind who became a detective
Who would win in a death battle?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:09:37 PM
No.149008144
>>149009303
>>149003736
>putting in effort vs moon
Clearly any feat above this is pis thats out of characters or misinterpreted.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:09:53 PM
No.149008146
>>149008155
Where does βUltimaβ even come from? I canβt find that name sourced in any of the original material. Is that just a fanfiction name?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:10:36 PM
No.149008152
>>149008166
>Such a large ego coming from a power-hungry reptile. Arrogance such as that will be your downfall, as it has time and time again by the hands of the mortal "monkeys" you have failed to eradicate.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:10:52 PM
No.149008155
>>149008146
Itβs the true form of Godzilla from Godzilla Singular Point.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:10:57 PM
No.149008157
>>149008138
Dazai wants to die so he wins anyway
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:11:12 PM
No.149008160
>>149007954
well does it or does it not?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:11:56 PM
No.149008166
>>149010822
>>149008152
Would Frieza be able to get past the Multiversal Labyrinth?
>>149007958
Bugs Bunny appears in the same game as the Xianxia stuff and since they already scaled Coyote to Bug's speed they'll probably do the same for strength
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:15:34 PM
No.149008192
>>149008322
>>149008129
>figures out why heβs so angry
>his wrath was fueled by his hatred of the divine control forced upon humanity and the love for his daughter
This shit is fucking simple yet so powerful. Asura is truly the embodiment of righteous anger.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:15:36 PM
No.149008193
>>149009471
>>149008180
TOMBROS WHAT DO YOU MEAN COYOTE SCALES TO OUR ONLY WINCON???????????
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:15:40 PM
No.149008194
>>149008180
>EVERYONE in Looney Tunes has Xianxia scaling
Holy FUARK!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:16:04 PM
No.149008201
>>149009456
JOBza? His time is up soon.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:16:52 PM
No.149008210
>>149008180
>High tier Toonforce wank + Xianxia wank
Is there any character that can beat this that isnβt omnipotent?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:18:25 PM
No.149008228
>>149007693
Wile E because his preview came first.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:18:52 PM
No.149008230
>>149008180
Nah. Only devil tom scales to the xianxia stuff....
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:19:55 PM
No.149008237
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:24:17 PM
No.149008274
>>149008281
Do you see statement man
Hopping over looking for more wank
Here he come with some for me
Freshly taken from the wiki (one, two, three, four)
Statement man me want a ton
Give me double and a bonus one
Give me more for all me verse
This statement flow never end
Do you want a statement?
Scale you up to mm mm mm mm
Do you want a statement?
This statement for you
Tonight we dance around the flame
Then we get to play the wanking game
Wanking names we shout out loud
Shake the thunder from the speed of light
All the dimensions in the tree
Allow me to get the Wank for free
Then we see them in the fight
Wanking to the speed of a flashlight
Do you want a statement? (Do you want a statement)
Scale you up to mm mm mm mm
Do you want a statement? (Do you want a statement)
This statement for you
Look you, you're too uptight you know
You can laugh and kick it back and go (we)
But without a lore or a wank
You do not get cosmic all the time
Fly downward from city on car
Try to make a little fun
Look you come to the lore
African't you tell me don't you so
Don't you love the bumping of the drum
Make you shake until FTL you go
Let the wank play until you drop
This chain scaling never stop (never stop, never stop)
Forget all your logic and go with the flow
Forget about whatever you may never know
Like whether whatever you are scaling is whatever you should
And whether anything you do is every really any good
And then forget about lore when it sticks in your GOAT
And when they make you want to post feats but you're stuck in a choke
And you forget about the wiki from the statement man
He'll make you take another and make a mock of your plan
Yabadaba dabadoo make up your mind and tell me no umm shh
1/2 (4cuck is gay)
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:24:33 PM
No.149008275
>>149007643
this needle? A PLANET DESTROYING BEAST
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:25:18 PM
No.149008281
>>149008274
Well it's nine o'clock and it's getting dark
And the thread is falling from the start
I've never left so early and you may wonder why...
Tomorrow morning on the hill
No statement make you go mach 3
Struggling to wank to level town
No statement make you want to frown
Do you want a statement? (Do you want a statement)
Scale you up to mm mm mm mm
Do you want a statement?
This statement for...
...
you...
>KRYPTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:27:19 PM
No.149008292
>>149008285
who did this?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:28:09 PM
No.149008300
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:28:42 PM
No.149008307
>>149008285
>Who could have done this?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:29:28 PM
No.149008309
>>149008285
FATren accidentally sat on Krypto.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:30:24 PM
No.149008319
>>149008285
Dio that wasn't danny...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:30:51 PM
No.149008322
>>149008192
He was TEACHING asura
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:32:00 PM
No.149008335
>>149008285
Sorry, KINGtos accidentally sneezed and the shockwaves generated ended up flattening Krypto.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:33:50 PM
No.149008347
>>149008412
>>149003465 (OP)
Doesn't Kratos have complex multiversal level durability? Why does he even need to dodge that rock?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:34:47 PM
No.149008357
>>149003465 (OP)
Those rocks are hyperversal when downplayed btw
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:36:11 PM
No.149008369
>>149003465 (OP)
Those rocks would have woken up Azathoth if they hit Kratos btw
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:37:13 PM
No.149008375
>>149003465 (OP)
Those rocks are the boundaries separating life from fiction btw
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:37:47 PM
No.149008384
>>149003465 (OP)
Those rocks appear in the cookbook
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:37:50 PM
No.149008385
>>149008285
sorry, i accidentally turned him 2d
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:39:01 PM
No.149008399
>>149008285
Psssst, Supes.
I'm no snitch but I know Luffy was the one who flattered your doggo testing his G5 powers
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:39:41 PM
No.149008408
>>149008285
That dog did not have haki.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:39:43 PM
No.149008409
>>149008434
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:39:46 PM
No.149008412
>>149008347
Outerversal rocks
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:40:13 PM
No.149008416
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:40:45 PM
No.149008422
>>149008448
>>149008607
>>149003465 (OP)
Seethe. Kraros had the OVERWHELMING advange in both power and versatility.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:41:08 PM
No.149008427
>>149008285
Owari da.....
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:42:13 PM
No.149008434
>>149008409
Why'd they have to ruin him and Palumbo?
Post Kratos moving faster than light.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:44:18 PM
No.149008448
>>149008422
>advange
ESLtos...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:44:48 PM
No.149008452
>>149008543
So it would appear that the M2 Endoskeleton is bustedly tough before it got sealed away. Could give someone like Spider-Man a run for his money.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:44:53 PM
No.149008454
>>149008441
Iβ¦ AM UNABLEβ¦
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:46:21 PM
No.149008464
>>149008478
>>149008489
Has there been any city-level+ 2hou feats posted yet?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:46:29 PM
No.149008466
>>149008489
>>149008441
FUAAAAAAAAAARK!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:47:54 PM
No.149008478
>>149008498
>>149008464
Yes, touhou characters breaking heaven have been posted already even if you pretend not to see them
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:49:45 PM
No.149008489
>>149008464
Yes a lot actually
>>149008466
To this day I'm still in awe at DB narrating how this was a Speed feat without an ounce of irony
According to Parallel Works, this is apparently what Lordgenome looked like when he was Nia's age.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:51:04 PM
No.149008498
>>149008478
flowery statements about destroying fake adult male sized moons isn't a city-level feat.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:51:57 PM
No.149008503
>>149008510
>>149008497
>a boy looks like a boy
Okay? The same shit happened to arnold.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:52:36 PM
No.149008509
>>149008497
>Went from Nia with no boobs and shorter hair to MED/TVRK BVLL
Is Spiral Power responsible for this?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:52:48 PM
No.149008510
>>149008526
>>149008503
he looks like Nia
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:53:29 PM
No.149008521
2hu derangement syndrome lmao
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:53:35 PM
No.149008522
Maybe I am just in a bad mood but man the shitposting has been so much worse at the moment. Are /dbs/ degenerates hitting up the threads more?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:53:50 PM
No.149008526
>>149008510
To be fair. He was a boy who lived in a place where food was scarce.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:54:10 PM
No.149008528
ThorGODS....
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:55:01 PM
No.149008534
>>149008441
I mean he was fast enough to see lightning moving at slow motion but it was a novel feat
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:55:39 PM
No.149008540
>>149008583
>>149008497
What the FUCK has he been eating in those 1,000 years that he looks like THIS by the time he fights Simon?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:56:11 PM
No.149008543
>>149008452
would still job to Silly Willy
>>149008104
>he doesn't know radiation is, for some gay reason, magic in Marvel, which, for some other gay reason, can interact even with living outerversal concepts
Hulk claps. Also, Marvel lore is fucking gay it makes gokuniggers look normal.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:58:19 PM
No.149008552
>>149007643
Behold Kratopeasants! Ohohoho~!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:59:37 PM
No.149008562
>>149008547
if Death Battle was autistic with Marvek magic as VSBW is then Ghost Rider would've won since even basic magic has plot manipulation on that site
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:00:13 PM
No.149008570
>>149008584
>>149008694
>>149008547
Touhoufags is Reiuji capable of absorbing radiation?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:02:52 PM
No.149008583
>>149008540
I have no fucking idea. also PW ep 8 seems to show that TTGL takes place in a post-apocalypse setting. as cities and shit getting the fallout treatement
https://files.catbox.moe/pf81kw.png
>>149008570
yes lmao she's the god of the sun, is immune to radiation, emits radiation herself, controls nuclear fusion and fission and is empowered by radioactive material
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:03:02 PM
No.149008588
>>149008886
>>149008441
behold speed itself
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:03:58 PM
No.149008596
>>149008615
>>149008631
>>149008584
Then thereβs her win con against Hulk, she absorbs his magic radiation and uses it to blow up the Green Door so he canβt respawn.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:05:36 PM
No.149008607
>>149008640
>>149008657
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:06:16 PM
No.149008615
>>149008596
>blow up the Green Door so he canβt respawn.
Does he know?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:08:01 PM
No.149008631
>>149008596
>blow up the Green Door so he canβt respawn.
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>149008584
>she's the god of the sun
damn so she's Helios (GOW) level except without the feats
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:09:15 PM
No.149008639
>>149008646
>>149008662
>>149008634
>Helios without the feats
So just normal Helios
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:09:18 PM
No.149008640
>>149008657
>>149008607
FFUUUUUUUAAARRRRKKK ANOTHER ALTER EGO OF KINGTOS? IS LRATOS FORGOTTEN?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:10:08 PM
No.149008646
>>149008639
Kratosbrosβ¦
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:11:11 PM
No.149008657
>>149008683
>>149008701
>>149008607
>>149008640
LINGtos, Lratos and now Kraros, how many members of the Kratos subgenus are there?
>>149008639
no he has the reverse Raoh feat in 3 when he dies where the sky is instantly covered in clouds implying his life his keeping them away
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:12:16 PM
No.149008668
>>149008634
no, not really. more like the opposite in fact.
>>149008662
>no he has the reverse Raoh feat in 3 when he dies where the sky is instantly covered in clouds implying his life his keeping them away
Kratos variants will keep coming until feats are posted.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:13:43 PM
No.149008683
>>149008657
>BRINGtos
>MEtos
>ASURAtos
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:14:15 PM
No.149008691
>>149008662
oh yeah and Atlas with his power was going to destroy a big pillar holding up Greece
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:14:23 PM
No.149008692
>>149008662
>wather manipulation at the cost of his life
woah.... by killing himself he can reach the level of.... a common touhou fairy...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:14:26 PM
No.149008694
>>149008827
>>149008547
Bruh... I forgot about that.
>>149008570
Her powers work by giving her control over nuclear fission and fusion she also can (and needs to) take the particles from other bodies to fuel her nuclear power.
As far as I know she never absorbs nuclear power (because she is the only source of such power in Gensokyo so far) she can produce it from within her and is seemingly inmune to it.
Also since Hulk's radiation is actually magic even if Okuu could absorb radiation that wouldn't necessarily mean she can drain him
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:14:46 PM
No.149008696
So if a characters abilities should logically make them able to destroy a city/mountain/planet etc., and no one can post a feat of them doing it because the character has never done it, and that would disqualify them from being that type of "buster", wouldn't that mean that none of these characters would be able to beat each other since they've never done so, and it's not a feat they have?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:15:13 PM
No.149008701
>>149008678
Uh..I meant to reply to him
>>149008657
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:15:20 PM
No.149008704
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:15:23 PM
No.149008705
>>149008770
>>149008827
>>149008584
>>149008634
Unrelated question. I'm a Touhoulet, if Reiuji is a sun goddess, is she also a star? I was wondering if she was a person, place, and thing like pic related.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:15:28 PM
No.149008707
>>149003507
Slacking gapes him
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:17:16 PM
No.149008722
>>149008734
>>149009433
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:17:52 PM
No.149008727
>>149003507
Remember, this guy was vindicated as innocent. He protected people from the real scumbags, like Typhlosion.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:18:29 PM
No.149008734
>>149008722
If Greek Era Kratos was a psychopath does that mean all the Kratos variants from the Kratos war are good hearted kind people?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:21:55 PM
No.149008766
>>149009258
>solos your favorite verse
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:22:11 PM
No.149008770
>>149008838
>>149008705
Reiuji is a Hell Raven (a type of Youkai) and one day someone made her eat The Yatagarasu (3 legged Crow god of the sun and emissary of Amaterasu) giving her the power of controlling nuclear Reactions.
Specifically she became a host for a divine spirit (Yatagarasu) and something closer to a living shrine than a Youkai or a simple God. Thanks to her empty brain the Yatagarasu can take her over no problem and she can use 100% of his abilities without struggling.
>Tldr
She is a raven who ate a god, can turn into a sun but she is not a literal sun, and her existence resembles more that of a shrine (a place that holds a God for worship)
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:23:19 PM
No.149008780
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:25:06 PM
No.149008797
>>149008944
>>149003798
Energy ball that looks star-like, probably building level.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:27:52 PM
No.149008827
>>149008694
>since Hulk's radiation is actually magic even if Okuu could absorb radiation that wouldn't necessarily mean she can drain him
actually, okuu is playable in the fighting games where is explicitly said that everyone can drain the spirit of the opponent with their attacks, since it's a basic gameplay feature. draining the spirit (which in touhou represents a lot of things) of someone else is a very common thing in touhou in general
>>149008705
it's not really explicit or explored in detail, but in touhou gods ARE the thing they represent
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:28:45 PM
No.149008838
>>149008770
Thanks. I had an image of this character in the thumbnail pop up in my head when I saw Touhou and nuclear reactions and thought that's who you were talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oS3VfjSSmY
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:31:47 PM
No.149008865
>>149008874
>>149009637
In the brightest day in the darkest nights
No evil shall scape my sight
For those who worship evil's might
BEWARE OF THE POWER OF GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:33:08 PM
No.149008874
>>149008865
MEOWTH THAT'S RIGHT
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:34:18 PM
No.149008884
>>149003465 (OP)
In my playthrough of Mario I never made it past the first enemy. He's fearless afaic
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:34:36 PM
No.149008886
>>149008588
Fuck off, this is real speed.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:35:15 PM
No.149008892
>>149008941
>>149003465 (OP)
In my playthrough of Sonic he never got past the first Badnik, completely featless fraud.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:40:41 PM
No.149008941
>>149008892
Same, tried touhou once and never got past Meiling
>>149008797
Chak can bring in stars from other places, not just from him conjuring it.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:42:51 PM
No.149008963
>>149008989
>>149009007
>>149008944
>Chak can [FLOWERY STATEMENT]
Seriously?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:43:39 PM
No.149008967
>>149003465 (OP)
My playthrough of Skyrim ended with the Dragonborn jobbing a bandit, why the fuck do people keep saying this featless jobber is multiversal?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:46:01 PM
No.149008986
>>149009089
>>149008944
damn that's one big cheese ball
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:46:23 PM
No.149008989
>>149008963
I donβt knowβ¦
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:48:44 PM
No.149009007
>>149008963
Asurabros...the downplayers got us...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:52:55 PM
No.149009049
>>149009063
>>149008944
Kratos would easily destroy that ball
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:54:15 PM
No.149009063
>>149009049
...'s laundry.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:54:41 PM
No.149009071
>>149009096
>>149009114
Post Kratos destroying an energy ball.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:56:11 PM
No.149009089
>>149008986
He has smaller balls as well.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:56:42 PM
No.149009096
>>149009071
I-I-I-Iβ¦β¦β¦
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:58:23 PM
No.149009114
>>149009071
Just look in the cookbook, itβs in there, trust me bro.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:59:25 PM
No.149009130
>Asura after finishing the god of war games
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:00:20 PM
No.149009144
>>149009191
>>149009202
>COOKBOOKCOOKBOOKCOOKBOOKCOOKBOOK
Fast food WARPED you.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:02:21 PM
No.149009165
>>149009195
Dark Donald FODDERIZES Colonel Sanders btw
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:04:31 PM
No.149009191
>>149009221
>>149009231
>>149009144
I LOVE MCDONALDS, YOU DUMB BITCH! I AM A FAT PIG WHO SLOBBERS OVER OIL AND MY CHOLESTEROL LEVELS PUT THE RADIATION OF CHERNOBYL TO SHAME!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:04:43 PM
No.149009195
>>149009238
>>149009165
>Dragon characters have true, and literal r>f
Mugen characters solos your verse, btw.
>inb4. B-B-B-ut they aren't real
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:05:50 PM
No.149009202
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:08:47 PM
No.149009221
>>149009191
Anonymous....
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:09:52 PM
No.149009231
>>149009191
The healthiest 4chan anon.....
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:10:57 PM
No.149009238
>>149009195
Mugen Mathrus not only solos fiction but it also solos your computer btw
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:12:57 PM
No.149009258
>>149008766
nah, this verse would win
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:14:50 PM
No.149009274
>>149009304
>Has R>F scaling by deleting your real life computer files if you shoot any enemies in the games
ENTER LOSELOSE
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:16:50 PM
No.149009303
>>149009440
>>149008144
It's actually a planet around the size of Jupiter. Asura in that form is slightly bigger than Earth.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:17:17 PM
No.149009304
>>149009314
>>149009274
Oh no! He can...delete my files...that I can easily recover...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:18:26 PM
No.149009314
>>149009358
>>149009304
It skips the recycle bin and the files can be files that your computer needs to function at all btw
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:20:07 PM
No.149009327
>>149009421
>>149009689
well /v/?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:21:24 PM
No.149009336
>>149009342
ENOUGH, where is my HERO Rare Akuma?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:22:18 PM
No.149009342
>>149009336
Why, doing Asura's laundry of course!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:23:26 PM
No.149009350
>/v/
>CHADphone filename
Stay.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:24:22 PM
No.149009358
>>149009314
>can be
Meet Potential Man!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:31:32 PM
No.149009421
>>149009327
He can finally match Tightan.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:32:58 PM
No.149009433
>>149008722
These dudes are frauds.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:33:15 PM
No.149009436
according to all the power scaling edits I've seen
Robin (TTG) > Batkek = The Cameraman >= Wally West > fiction
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:33:20 PM
No.149009440
>>149009303
>Jupiter
How big do you think Jupiter is compared to Earth? For reference, Asura is not even registered as a speck of pixel compared to that planet/moon and you can see that when he exits the other side. The orange stuff is the explosion he left behind through his exit so for all we know, he could be like 1% of the size of his explosion.
>Asura in that form is slightly bigger than Earth
Not really, in the shot when and after he blocked Chakravartinβs beam, he was a fair distance away from the earth compared to Wyzen who was right on top of it. So the exact size of Destructor is unknown, but he could be anywhere from twice as large to a bit larger. The point is that mega planet is not the size of Jupiter, otherwise Asura could have easily wiped it out with a single mantra blast.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:34:26 PM
No.149009450
BEAST
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:34:59 PM
No.149009456
>>149008201
God I hope Iran doesn't get the world nuked till then.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:37:04 PM
No.149009471
>>149008180
>>149008193
Will E still has one trump in his sleeve.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:39:07 PM
No.149009487
>>149009532
>>149009538
Reminder
During the Namek saga, Goku travels to Namek using Dr. Brief's spaceship, who states that the gravity chamber on the ship is tied to the ship's own acceleration, and can reach up to 100Gs.
This means the ship's maximum acceleration is 981 m/s^2, and he says in the same page it would take 6 days to reach Namek.
Basic kinematics, s = u*t + (1/2)*a*t^2, where s is the distance between Earth and Namek, u is the starting speed (0 in this case), a is the acceleration (981 m/s^2) and t is the time (6 days, or 518400 seconds)
Assuming the ship was accelerating at its maximum possible value for the entire 6-day period, the most generous possible assumption, the distance between Earth and Namek is 131,816,263,680,000 metres, or.... 0.014 light-years. Earth and Namek are on opposite quadrants of the universe, meaning the Dragon Ball universe is at most 0.028 light-years across.
Dragon Ball's entire cosmology could fit inside the space between two solar systems.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:40:42 PM
No.149009505
>>149008547
It is actually dumber somehow. They'll just rewrite concepts to fit the need. Sometimes it is radiation generally. Sometimes it is gamma-ray energy radiation. Sometimes it is Gamma energy.
>>149009487
Toriyama was bad at numbers so that's is irrelevant
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:44:19 PM
No.149009538
>>149009487
holy FUARM
>>149009532
>debunked this fast
Well, so much for that.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:45:23 PM
No.149009549
Fuck this gay ass "My dad can beat your dad" shit.
How well would your character do in a banjo duel?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:45:24 PM
No.149009550
>go to the Ultraman General on /m/
>see a schizo from here sperging out
>told he is from here
Can you guys please take back your schizo?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:46:46 PM
No.149009570
>>149009584
>>149009586
>>149009532
this actually made me laugh. What's this from?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:47:15 PM
No.149009581
>>149007687
>deals 0 damage
>keep doing move and the same planets are destroyed
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:47:41 PM
No.149009584
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:47:43 PM
No.149009586
>>149009596
>>149009562
Is it nikofag? If so sorry
>>149009570
Dr slump manga
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:48:03 PM
No.149009588
>>149009562
what do you mean?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:48:11 PM
No.149009591
>>149009562
>check
>it's real
>>/m/23299351
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:48:22 PM
No.149009596
>>149009605
>>149009640
>>149009586
Do you mean the
>oh no 3-0
Guy? Because thatβs what heβs posting
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:49:46 PM
No.149009605
>>149009596
but oh no fag said they don't visit /m/
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:50:34 PM
No.149009614
>>149009532
wait so the idea for Mega Man was fucking stolen from this?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:52:14 PM
No.149009637
>>149010452
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:52:48 PM
No.149009640
>>149009596
That's another schizo but maybe
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:52:55 PM
No.149009641
>>149009562
Are you fucking shitting me
>>/m/23299351
>>/m/23305842
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:54:01 PM
No.149009648
Stop spazzing out on other boards Nikotranny you fucking worthless cuck.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:55:48 PM
No.149009663
>>149009669
reminder, they've been spamming oh no since august of last year
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:56:31 PM
No.149009669
>>149009675
>>149009663
If Godzilla wins prepare for the biggest individual crashout we have ever seen on this general
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:57:35 PM
No.149009675
>>149009706
>>149009669
wanna know what's funnier? they responded to every time nikocado was posted in these threads too, so, they've had this raging hate boner for a japanese dinosaur for like, four years look up 'god bless and keep you, anon' on the archives
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:57:54 PM
No.149009679
ngl he sounds like Warrior-Z with "you mad so ez", how long until he says "Keep taking LLLLLLZZZZZZ"?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:59:11 PM
No.149009689
>>149009762
>>149009327
>Multi continental Grug
Holy FUARK! Kratos cannot beat a single tree but caveman destroy a Boulder with ease
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:00:17 PM
No.149009698
>>149009721
Legitimately, does anybody even know why Niko hates Godzilla?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:00:24 PM
No.149009701
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:00:36 PM
No.149009706
>>149009675
Oh my god, he may actually kill himself if Godzilla wins
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:02:26 PM
No.149009721
>>149009698
I am pretty sure the formerly fat Italian Youtuber does not care about Godzilla one way or the other, his fanboy who spams him here on the other hand is a delusional retard with petty grudges which he tries to settle by spamming like an obnoxious retard and then claiming itβs the βkaijufagsβ doing this to make them bad.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:03:25 PM
No.149009728
yet he calls everyone who tells him to shut his fucking mouth up the obsessed one
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:04:59 PM
No.149009748
oh he left a name on this post
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:06:17 PM
No.149009759
Do you think nikofag understands heβs being far more annoying than any kaijufag ever has?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:06:22 PM
No.149009762
>>149009689
wait isn't Kratos Multi-Scandinavia Level?
Which would be healthier for these threads, Godzilla winning or Hulk winning?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:08:53 PM
No.149009806
>>149009848
>>149009786
Probably Godzilla, nikofag would probably get himself banned or just an hero. Either way multiple boards have one less dedicated schizo to deal with
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:09:15 PM
No.149009811
>>149009848
>>149009786
godzilla seemingly if cuckanon (or the lack thereof) is any indication
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:09:37 PM
No.149009821
>>149009848
>>149009786
Whatever creates the biggest live melty
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:09:52 PM
No.149009825
>>149009848
>>149009892
So when are we rebranding as Kingtos Battle General?
>>149009786
People will move on if Hulk wins, if Godzilla wins oh-no schizo might finally leave and we would have a new punching bag in hulk
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:09:54 PM
No.149009828
>>149009848
>>149009786
well we already know what would happen when a thread autist wins so Godzilla would be the best outcome I like both of them anyways so I'll be fine with either winning
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:11:09 PM
No.149009838
>>149009848
>>149009786
Godzilla winning will make Nikofag either kill himself or sperg out until he gets banned, so him winning would be healthier for the threads.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:11:53 PM
No.149009848
>>149009857
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:12:43 PM
No.149009857
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:13:02 PM
No.149009863
>Nikotranny showed back up just to seethe like a BITCH
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:13:22 PM
No.149009867
>The N is here
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:14:22 PM
No.149009878
IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS DARKEST IIIILLLS
NO HEAVEN OR SPACE CAN STOP MYYYY DRIIILLL
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:14:29 PM
No.149009880
Which Gundam team wins the battle royale /m/CHADS?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:15:04 PM
No.149009892
>>149009825
>So when are we rebranding as Kingtos Battle General?
When someone posts Kratos destroying a mountain.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:16:05 PM
No.149009899
>>149009939
>IN BRIGHTEST DA-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>NO HEAVEN OR SPA-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>OH NO HE'S NOT GON-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:16:48 PM
No.149009906
>>149009920
>>149009786
>replies unanimously agree Godzilla would be better
Nikofag has done so much damage itβs not even funny
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:18:50 PM
No.149009920
>>149009906
Kaijufag's the lesser of two evils.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:19:03 PM
No.149009924
SPIRALING GALAXIES IN MY MIND
LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE (TO THE OTHER SIDE!)
FROM THE EDGE OF THE DEPTHS I LEFT
DIGGING UP OUT INTO THE LIIIIIIGHT!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:20:45 PM
No.149009939
>>149009952
>>149009899
Was he robbed against Dedede?
>>149009939
Both guys are cartoony, featless, jobbers with similar power levels. It really could have went either way but Dedede Arguably has faced stronger opponents like Magalor and now Void
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:23:38 PM
No.149009960
>>149009986
>>149009952
Wario is at least physically stronger than Dedede. Dedede needs a hammer to break through stuff, Wario just runs at it real fast.
>Ben 10βs last piece of media was a shitty multiverse story where Alien X jobbed to Legos
>Halβs comics are still passing
Jesus, it was all downhill from here for Ben 10 since Hal killed him.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:25:34 PM
No.149009983
>>149009994
>>149009964
>All the CN Classics
>Ben 10 is the only show here thatβs 2 decades old
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:25:41 PM
No.149009985
>>149010016
>>149009952
post Magalor and Void performing an impressive feat
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:25:44 PM
No.149009986
>>149009960
That's not necessarily true, Dedede has can break normal blocks using moves like his DDD jump and tackle
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:25:59 PM
No.149009994
>>149009983
Thatβs what makes it worse
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:26:33 PM
No.149010001
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:26:40 PM
No.149010005
Godzilla will win
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:26:42 PM
No.149010006
>>149010026
>>149009964
>>Ben 10βs last piece of media was a shitty multiverse story where [BEN'S REGULAR ALIENS FINALLY SCALE TO ALIEN X]
I see that as a win
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:28:07 PM
No.149010016
>>149009985
What do you consider impressive? Void is a generic "Destroy the universe" Villain but Magalor has, destroyed a dimension, created black holes, and travel through alternate realities. No planet busting though
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:28:13 PM
No.149010017
>>149010076
>>149009964
Kinda crazy that Finn still hasn't got a DB.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:28:55 PM
No.149010026
>>149010006
post each of ben's regular aliens destroying a multiverse
>>149009964
Gumball SEXO!!!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:29:44 PM
No.149010038
>>149009964
Everyone in this image is a cuck of some kind
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:29:46 PM
No.149010039
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:29:53 PM
No.149010040
>>149010048
>>149010066
>>>149009964
>>Ben 10βs last piece of media was a shitty multiverse story where [BEN'S REGULAR ALIENS FINALLY SCALE TO ALIEN X]
>I see that as a win
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:29:55 PM
No.149010042
>>149009952
Wildly enough, Kirby gets size equalization whenever the setting shows up in Death Battle.
Kirby is 20 cm/8 in tall.
Now if such a size difference is an advantage or disadvantage probably depends on your opponent.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:30:39 PM
No.149010047
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:30:46 PM
No.149010048
>>149010061
>>149010040
thanks for posting an image for me
>>149010028
>Lusting after a man
>Lusting after a furry
Favorite character?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:31:33 PM
No.149010057
>>149010049
Simon of course!!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:32:03 PM
No.149010061
>>149010048
ParrotSISSIESβ¦
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:32:13 PM
No.149010066
>>149010040
FUARK, Four Arms scales toβ¦β¦ BARELY BUILDING LEVEL ALIEN X!!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:32:28 PM
No.149010069
>>149010049
CHADjita of planet CHADjita
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:32:31 PM
No.149010070
>>149010049
SUPER CHAD FROM DETECTIVE CHADMICS
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:32:47 PM
No.149010073
>>149010049
Bejita Bejitasson of planet Bejita
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:33:02 PM
No.149010076
>>149010092
>>149010017
We'll get him and Jake vs Mordecai and Rigby soon, probably.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:33:13 PM
No.149010079
>>149010095
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:33:27 PM
No.149010083
>>149010049
Kyle CHADner of CHADtective CHADmics
>>149010049
>A man
That's a boy
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:34:17 PM
No.149010092
>>149010807
>>149010076
poor Mord and Rig are going to get lore scaling'd to death
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:34:22 PM
No.149010093
>>149010084
EVEN BETTER!!!!!!!!! ASURABEAST BTW
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:34:29 PM
No.149010095
>>149010079
Kek I remember when Hal said this to Ben when he said he canβt date his cousin.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:35:30 PM
No.149010106
>>149010084
HOLY YUM! KINGtosSCHOLAR btw
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:36:28 PM
No.149010116
>>149010084
YUP YUP EVEN BETTER!!
HALBRO BTW!! I LOVE DCGOLD!!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:36:35 PM
No.149010117
>>149010173
>>149010049
Reimu FRAUDkurei from TROONhou BLACKEDjet
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:36:38 PM
No.149010118
>>149010084
FUUAAARK, I NEED HIM SO BADLY!!! KINGTOS SCHOLAR, BTW! CERTIFIED SPARTAN!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:36:44 PM
No.149010119
>>149010084
Well what can I say to that except YABBA DABBA DOO!!!
Touhoufan btw
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:37:50 PM
No.149010130
>>149010084
I NEED HIS TIGHT CAT BOY ASS IN MY MOUTH NOW! ThorCHAD btw dunno if that matters
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:41:06 PM
No.149010169
>Death battle makes a Gurren Lagann/DC themed episode
>New TTGL art starts popping up
well damn
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:41:18 PM
No.149010171
>Yokoβs spamming the thread with her fujoshi fantasies again
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:41:32 PM
No.149010173
>>149010117
>TROONhou BLACKEDjet
touhou got a dc crossover?!?
>>149003631
Did anyone complete KINGtos's challenge yet?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:46:46 PM
No.149010213
>>149010229
>Sonic scales to Spongebob
Holy FUARK he can finally compete with Wally.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:47:15 PM
No.149010220
>>149010211
>80~ posts left
Tick Tock, 2houfags.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:47:49 PM
No.149010229
>>149010286
>>149010213
Reminder that Hatsune Miku is going to be in the new Sonic kart racer and Spongebob and Avatar were leaked, so that means the Nicktoons universe is connected to the Super Robot Wars universe and thus get Super Robot Wars scaling
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:48:05 PM
No.149010234
>>149003465 (OP)
>Instawins or forces a stalemate in yournway
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:48:24 PM
No.149010237
>>149010211
I AM SORRY BUT I CANNOT I CAN ONLY POST FLOWERY STATEMENTS
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:49:46 PM
No.149010259
>His name is literally ubermench
>Goes around the world enforcing his sense of justice upon others just because he was born stronger
>Busts into homes after spying / hearing on the residents inside on a global scale
>His human persona is a pathetic cuck yet can clearly act "confident" as superman
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:50:59 PM
No.149010270
>>149010285
>>149010524
didn't read
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:52:15 PM
No.149010283
>simon cuck can't read
KEKYPOO!!!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:52:26 PM
No.149010285
>>149010304
>>149010335
>>149010270
Simon is weak minded. So he gets mindhaxed by M Bison and Athena Asamiya
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:52:27 PM
No.149010286
>>149010342
>>149010229
>Dexterβs face when he tries to invoke crossover scaling with the other Cartoon Network IPs only for Jimmy to suddenly become larger than the observable universe and pull out a cheese ray larger than entire galaxies
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:52:38 PM
No.149010287
>Slownic
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:54:20 PM
No.149010304
>>149010315
>>149010285
>Listtroon immediately trying to force his irrelevant shitter into beating Simon when he was hoping the entire time that Simon would win against Kyle
Lmao what a two faced rat you are
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:54:31 PM
No.149010307
>>149010324
>>149010336
I AM ALL STATEMENTS.... NO FEATS... FFUUUUCCCKKK
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:55:01 PM
No.149010315
>>149010304
who you calling listroon
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:55:27 PM
No.149010324
>>149010211
>nobody responded with this
Are the other Touhou fans stupid?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:56:12 PM
No.149010335
>>149010347
>>149010351
>>149010285
QUIT FORCING YOUR SHITTY FETISH MATCH UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE LISTTROON
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:56:21 PM
No.149010336
>>149010307
Can't be Sonic. He only has fanfiction scaling and fanfiction feats.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:56:52 PM
No.149010342
>>149010286
Actually Mandy with Grimβs magic could already become larger than the observable universe
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:56:56 PM
No.149010345
>>149010364
>>149010326
>Mountain sized sun
Uhhh Touhou bros...? Why are all our celestial bodies so small and weak...?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:57:02 PM
No.149010347
>>149010335
FUARK MY HERO CHADMON JUST BTFOβD LISTTROON!!!!!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:57:19 PM
No.149010351
>>149010366
>>149010378
>>149010335
stopnpretending to be a Simonchad, capeshitfag
>>149003465 (OP)
>Yeah, I've seen this before.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:58:18 PM
No.149010364
>>149010345
Mountains are country level so you canβt say it isnβt a country level feat.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:58:32 PM
No.149010366
>>149010382
>>149010351
>stopnpretending
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:58:50 PM
No.149010369
>>149003465 (OP)
Poor Jonathan...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:59:18 PM
No.149010378
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:59:19 PM
No.149010379
>>149010326
>posts again the same serious sun attack that barely destroyed a city block
KINGtos keeps winning. Now start climbing the mountain.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:59:51 PM
No.149010382
>>149010409
>>149010366
Me typing fast doesnt make you any more right, dcfag
Kyle lost. Cope.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:00:32 AM
No.149010390
>>149010326
>Sun is larger than a mountain
>Vatican City is a country
>There are mountains larger than cities
>Itβs a country level attack
Yup yup yup
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:01:36 AM
No.149010401
>Defensive Listtroon babble
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:01:52 AM
No.149010409
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:02:52 AM
No.149010416
>>149010450
>>149010357
Why do some ATfags hype up GOLB? He didn't seem that impressive
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:03:33 AM
No.149010423
Damn I knew I shouldnβt have tried to claim my irrelevant shitter fetish match with 2 building level characters can beat Simon!!!!!
>Less than 50 posts
>Still no actual country-level feat
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:04:22 AM
No.149010433
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:05:23 AM
No.149010439
>>149009786
Godzilla winning would be funnier which is the closest to "healthier" so that
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:05:32 AM
No.149010442
>>149003479
>depower sinestro
>just pisses himself off and passes anyway
ayy, lmao
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:06:10 AM
No.149010449
>>149010454
>>149010489
No one can post a canonical image of their characters beating me.
This means none of them have a feat of beating me, which means none of them can beat me.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:06:16 AM
No.149010450
>>149010478
>>149010507
>>149010416
He's literally the strongest character in that image and it isn't even close. He's legit multiversal. lol
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:06:23 AM
No.149010452
>>149009637
Most hype bit of the nu "season" desu. The moment combined with the musical climax was great
>>149010449
Post yourself destroying a mountain.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:07:24 AM
No.149010457
>>149010426
AAAIIIIIIEEEEEE NOT THE MOUNTAIN I'LL SUFFOCATE!!!!!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:07:36 AM
No.149010461
>>149010474
>>149011673
>>149010357
Who can beat this team?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:08:12 AM
No.149010464
>>149008180
I don't know why people are bothering with stats and shit. The fight is literally just Rule of Funny making Coyote kill himself with the one weapon that can actually kill him per his Looney Tunes DNA they already talked about. Tom will be helpless with Coyote having him dead to rights only to whiff the shot which will comically bounce off a bunch of random mirrors or something before disintegrating Coyote
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:09:01 AM
No.149010474
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:09:07 AM
No.149010476
>>149010454
I-I-I-Iβ¦β¦..
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:09:18 AM
No.149010478
>>149010450
Again why. He jobbed to music and a single universe Wish spell basically. He (She?) also couldn't keep down a building level guy
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:09:37 AM
No.149010481
>>149010493
>>149010454
Don't need to.
It doesn't matter if your character can destroy a mountain and I can't, because they can't destroy me.
And since there's no canon image of them ever tanking a punch from me, that is also a feat they don't have.
No character in this thread has any feat of being able to beat me.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:10:10 AM
No.149010489
>>149010449
i've already commissioned art of you being beaten off by chichi, better luck next time
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:10:26 AM
No.149010493
>>149010508
>>149010481
So...You don't have feats? You are a fr
>>149010477 AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:11:15 AM
No.149010502
>>149010357
alright
Eren<
GOLB
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:11:38 AM
No.149010507
>>149010450
>Strongest character
>Gets btfo by some faggy song and couldn't even completely decimate a single battlefield
GOLB fucking sucks lol
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:11:44 AM
No.149010508
>>149010493
>So...You don't have feats?
Exactly. I don't need them, since no character have any feats against me. I'm functionally unbeatable.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:11:58 AM
No.149010514
>>149010477
>Anon has feats
OH NO NO NO NOW HEβS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER WHO CAN BE FOUGHT ANS BEATEN FUAAAAAAAARK!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:12:39 AM
No.149010524
>>149010547
>>149010270
>literally says Simon is so stupid he cannot read
dcfag
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:13:06 AM
No.149010529
>>149010477
Kratos could never. Neither could the entire Touhouverse.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:14:08 AM
No.149010543
>Listtroon melty
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:14:13 AM
No.149010547
>>149010593
>>149010524
the joke is "don't care didn't read" idiot
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:19:13 AM
No.149010593
>>149010604
>>149010547
that nakes more sense
dont disrespect simon
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:19:45 AM
No.149010602
>>149010477
>exposed neck
It's over anon..... Ubel just cuts your head off....
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:20:00 AM
No.149010604
>>149010617
>>149010593
shut the FUCK up already I can do what I want
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:21:06 AM
No.149010617
>>149010640
>>149010650
>>149010604
No you can't
you obey my every command. I am every voice you ever hear inside your head
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:22:13 AM
No.149010629
>>149010692
>>149010702
>Character has never done something, even though their skill set should logically make them able to do it
>This means they can't do it
So Kratos can't do 10 jumping-jacks?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:23:37 AM
No.149010640
>>149010647
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:24:21 AM
No.149010647
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:24:48 AM
No.149010650
>>149010673
>>149010617
What happens if the anon you are talking to is gay?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:27:31 AM
No.149010671
>>149003631
I don't remember Kratos ever doing anything on a country level either.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:27:39 AM
No.149010673
>>149010650
Guess they are a girl too
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:28:28 AM
No.149010677
>10 posts
TICK TOCK, 2HOUFAGS
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:29:03 AM
No.149010682
>>149010720
>>149010656
The DB match with him that was done to finally squash a DC herald unironically showed more love to him than DCβs writers have in decades.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:30:08 AM
No.149010692
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:30:36 AM
No.149010698
>>149010656
is thay hal or kyle
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:31:14 AM
No.149010702
>>149010723
>>149010629
Interpolation is different from extrapolation, and extrapolation generally requires a nuanced approach to be accurate
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:31:59 AM
No.149010711
>>149010656
>NEXT: THEY DIED WITH THEIR RINGS ON!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:32:45 AM
No.149010720
>>149010682
Decade singular. White Lantern run was N52. Still though, Kyle has so many dropped story threads that it is demoralizing.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:33:07 AM
No.149010723
>>149010702
That didn't answer the question. Can he do 10 jumping-jacks or not, and if yes, show the feat.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:33:36 AM
No.149010726
>>149010656
No hard feelings, right?
Anybody feel like dicking me down rn?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:34:44 AM
No.149010736
>>149010755
>>149010773
>Not a country level 2hou feat was posted despite having 500 posts to do so.
Grim. YOU HAVE FAILED, AND NOW KINGTOS WILL HYPNOTIZE REIMU AND MAKE HER CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN WHERE SHE WILL JOB TO OXYGEN DEPREVATION
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:34:44 AM
No.149010737
KINGtos
6/15/2025, 12:34:51 AM
No.149010739
>>149010728
No, you feel like climbing that mountain
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:35:03 AM
No.149010743
>>149010753
>>149010782
>>149010728
Sorry, I only like futas.
Sakuya Izayoi
6/15/2025, 12:36:13 AM
No.149010753
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:36:23 AM
No.149010755
>>149010736
Reimu canonically flew to the moon in a poorly build wooden shed. She'll be fine.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:38:50 AM
No.149010773
>>149010736
Has Kratos ever hypnotized anyone in a canon?
We need a feat for the threat to mean anything.
>>149010743
Favorite character?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:41:16 AM
No.149010791
>>149010782
UbelGOD here.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:41:25 AM
No.149010794
>>149010782
Bejita Bejitasson of planet Bejita of course!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:42:07 AM
No.149010803
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:42:24 AM
No.149010806
>>149010782
Goku Gokusson of Planet Earth
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:42:25 AM
No.149010807
>>149010092
Don't Mordecai and Rigby get Baby Duck scaling who are planet busters? Not to mention all the bad guys they beat who are reality warping monstrosities.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:43:36 AM
No.149010822
>>149008166
He has the will, but not the bonds. Even Simon needed his bro's intervention from the afterlife to know the reality he was in wasn't the real thing.
Without such a person in his life, Freeza would be trapped forever, or until his body died.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:44:47 AM
No.149010837
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:45:35 AM
No.149010851
Here's the next thread
>>149010834
>>149010834
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:09:20 AM
No.149011068
>>149010211
Multiple times in fact
>>149010326
Because people already posted the actual games were most feats happen you need to stop feeding the Kratostard's lust for attention and start demanding them to post feats of their own
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:10:25 AM
No.149011080
>>149010426
Don't worry Kratos one day you will be able to post a country level feat
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:07:30 AM
No.149011673
>>149010461
Skips. Hes seen all this shit before.