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Anonymous No.149852511
>>149852245
Even fanfic Asura had him scale to DB’s retarded calcs by actually doing the shit they say he scales at. Meanwhile Kratos? Literally given feats he didn’t even do nor even scale to. The Ragnarok tree and Helios thing were the most obvious. Fanfic Kratos ironically and technically doesn’t even exist because he doesn’t even do nor scale to any of the shit DB had him at.
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Anonymous No.149726763
>>149726675
The contrast between them showing Asura dodging universe-crossing beams and Kratos slowly shuffling forward while covering eyes after getting flashbanged will likely never be topped in terms of comedy gold.
>It’s one thing to say a character is a lot stronger than they’re usually perceived, but it’s another to just blatantly admit that they’ve never done anything close to what you claim, and just sloppily handwave it away.
It really did sell how desperate they were to get people to believe them, and that definitely worked for some. Quite literally one of the saddest displays of “begging the audience” I’ve seen from them.
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Anonymous No.149547273
>>149546820
How many layers of mental illness does one need to be scaled to think Kratos is anywhere near Asura’s speed? Any normal person who looks at GOW and AW without extreme powerscaling brainrot will tell you Asura is faster by using their eyes and common sense.
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Anonymous No.149144439
>>149144321
>be Asura
>gets shown dodging universe-crossing beams on-screen while popping planets and stars like balloons
>meanwhile your opponent’s speed feat beams consist of… slowly shuffling towards a crippled guy and covering his eyes to block light AFTER it hits his eyes and his strength feat is… not even his own because he leeched off another guy who held back another guy
>DB then states “just because your opponent has never [done your insane feats] doesn’t mean he can’t!” despite your opponent never having done anything above mountain-level
>somehow you’re fraud
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Anonymous No.149005400
>>149005317
What did you THINK was going to happen when DB says a guy, who has been shown to dodge MFTL universe-crossing beams onscreen while also traveling MFTL, matches in speed with a guy who… got flashbanged and slowly shuffled towards a crippled dude?
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Anonymous No.148990236
>>148990080
>At first glance, speed seems like a shoe-in for Asura. Kratos is quick, but he never dodged a universe crossing laser. That doesn't mean he couldn't.
>*proceeds to show Kratos slowly shuffling towards a crippled 1%HP Helios*
Comedy gold right there.