Thread 150005287

What is next for the Hulk now that he won against Godzilla?

I TANKED that pruning.

>>150005287 (OP)
Fighting KINGtos.

>>150005289
This is gonna age like milk

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>150005287 (OP)
Can you even imagine
Way back in the past when
We thought that storms were caused by petty gods
Fighting on top of a mountain
And yeah, I like a good story
But eventually it's gonna bore me
If it doesn't have that truth
That incontrovertible, testable, repeatable proof

I fucking love science
And I fucking love Charles Darwin
Cause I don't think it's bold to question what you're told
If you're told that the world's a thousand years old
There's nothing here to argue against
It's a process, not an ideology
And I fucking love science

Sometimes people ask me
Of all of the centuries
Which I'd pick to live life in
We'll that’s pretty easy
Right now, if you think objectively
If you like hot running water
And memory foam beds
And TV shows and cell phones
And not being dead

You fucking love science
And I fucking love Carl Sagan
'Cause I think it’s fly to look up at the sky
And never ever ever stop wondering why
There's nothing here to argue against
It's a process, not an ideology
And I fucking love science

Wooly mammoth embryos
Vaccines for smallpox and polio
Your TV set, the internet
Your PS4, supersonic jets
Exoplanets, galaxies
DNA, germ theory, relativity
Just take a sec to think about it
How screwed we would be without it

I fucking love science
And I love Rosalind Franklin
'Cause I want to die remembering why
The truth is more important than winning a prize
There's nothing here to argue against
It's a process, not an ideology
And I fucking love science!

>>150005316
But Kratos is literally a god though

These past threads have been awful, I wonder if we can hit a new low right before Hulkzilla drops.

Sorry /dbg/, did she make your fragile masculine ego hurt a little?

You wretched dogs are nothing more than a bunch of redditors, troons and /dbs/spic refugees, some of you are even redditor /dbs/spics trannies. As God as much witness I will get these threads nuked on sight with some of the most mean spirited cuckshit i can muster, and if you make another thread, God willing, I will spam gore too.

>>150005331
She's talking about KINGTOS btw

https://youtu.be/9JgzCUI1O8I?si=KdL7m4sOdM7L3cRZ

Good prediction video from Otto.

noodle taco

>>150005327
He is the god of HOPE
HOPE = SCIENCE
review the studies

>>150005344
Godzilla didn't even lose yet, geez

>>150005287 (OP)
didn't we already agree years ago that Hulk stomps Asura
fuck Godzilla this is the real pity win

It's crazy how Hulk has been BTFO by both Batman and Ironman, yet people still think he;s strong lol

>>150005377
Yeah at least zilla has a shot with ultima stuff

>>150005387
Iron CHAD BTFO BatKEK too.

>the strongest character in the verse is an actual, literal cuckold
>not slander. He literally got cucked
Any other cases of this?

>>150005287 (OP)
Who is Superman going to fight now that he's lost to Goku 3 times?

>>150005387
>he;s
huh?

>>150005287 (OP)
This matchup would’ve had much rage kino, or Asura vs Zly. Having Asura being put up against BETTERMANtos was an absolute waste. Greek Kratos would’ve never lectured Asura pretending to be some moral bitch and brutally kill him or get brutally killed. I hated that “respectful” death so damn much.

I bet I could take Superman, Thor and Sentry all at once.

>>150005396
Scott Pilgrim for awhile
and then the new show made him gay and now everyone scales to and above him

>>150005417
Didn't future scott beat everybody?

>>150005417
But Todd was cheating on Envy

You guys remember when people thought Hulk was planet level and would struggle against Saitama

Not too much longer until Godzilla wins and claims his 3-0 crown while Hulkfags are banished to the Ozone club. How we feelin?

>>150005424
yes

>>150005413
We know REALtos.

Ben Singer and Masahiro Sakurai switch places
What happens

>>150005433
no

Us Aryan Chuds could take on all of DC, Marvel and Gurren Lagann

>>150005451
who and who?

>>150005464
>job to BBC and arabs
KEKryans...

>>150005465
....you don't know who Ben is?
Do you even watch Death Battle?

>>150005444
Hercules deserved every single punch right there. How the fuck are you gonna call the guy who’s coming to kill your guys’ dad the dad’s favorite? He gave you a chance to step away and had no beef with you.

>>150005344
>As God as much witness
>IESLB

>>150005433
Post Hulk destroying a solar system.

>>150005470
BWC Won.
Aryans Won.
The Good Guys of WW2 Won.
Hyperborea Won.
Agartha Won.
The White Race Won.
Evropa Won.
NatSoc Won.
Evola Won.
Truth Won.

>>150005497
won what?

>>150005497
...on opposite day. Meanwhile, in reality, the jews control everything

>>150005492
I-I... Can't!

>>150005344
Maybe you're the wretched one, omega faggot.

>>150005503
The KINGtos Science Award

>>150005503
>>150005507
Us aryan chuds will kill all your jewish comics and tranime, fascism will prevail over fiction!

Who is jobbing the hardest? /dbg/ or CHADnny?

>>150005492
Well you see Hulk scales to the First Firmament because he broke some really tough chains this one time so he basically put out enough power to destroy billions of solar systems and an infinite multiverse while not damaging the normal rock around him because of Bruce Banner's ki control.

>>150005413
Chi Chi...

>>150005479
Yeah, that was really weird. Like, I get it, everyone is affected by sins that Kratos released from Pandora's box, but Herc didn't sound affected, he was straight up delusional and completely disconnected form reality.
Really jarring when everyone else in the game has at least some semblance of reason for going against Kratos.

>>150005377
Honestly wished Asura had a good opponent for him. He’s way too strong for anyone below multi-galaxy and falls off around universal to low multi highball. So everyone below him gets effortlessly massacred or he gets instantly vaporized by the really insane guys with broken cosmologies.

>>150005540
Jannies could easily banish /dbg/ to /trash/ or go full scorched earth like with /dbs/
They just don't care

>>150005464
>>150005524
Reminder that jews have a stronger god then any occult nonsense you clittycels think of

You've been weren't when you learned you off that Hulk with a when Hulk to Hulk I snapped Hulk thatHulk with "H" for Hulk!

>>150005598
Jesus upscales

Let’s get this straight:

Jewish mysticism (Kabbalah, Merkavah, Hasidic thought, etc.) has literally thousands of years of refinement. It’s fractal, endlessly self-reinterpreting, and based around a transcendent but immanent God who’s both utterly beyond comprehension and directly tied to human destiny. That’s some real “outerversal tier” metaphysics. They’ve got concepts like Ein Sof (infinite Godhead), Sefirot (emanations that structure all reality), and the whole project of tikkun olam (repairing shattered creation). It’s flexible, paradox-embracing, and has survived exile, persecution, and genocide. That’s S-tier resilience and adaptability.

Occult Nazism was basically a half-assed kitbash of stolen pagan symbols, bad anthropology, and pseudoscience. The SS runes? Copied and rebranded from 19th-century mystics. Hyperborea and Thule Society stuff? Low-effort fanfiction of Aryan supremacy pasted onto half-digested Hindu/Buddhist fragments. It’s brittle AF: the moment the Reich fell, the “mythos” collapsed because it had no living continuity, just ideological cope. At best you could call it mid-tier cosplay that folds instantly against any real paradox or contradiction.

So in a powerscale:

Judaism = millennia-old, living cosmology, paradox-tolerant, “infinite recursion” tier.
Nazism = 20-year-old fanfic cosmology that’s parasitic on other traditions, dies with its political structure.

Honestly, comparing them is like pitting an ancient civilization’s living theology vs. some edgy 20th century LARP club. One is the definition of cosmic endurance; the other is low-effort ideological spam.

tl;dr: The Jews have way better mysticism and cosmology than Nazis ever dreamed of.

>>150005649
...is what i would say if i was a goyim spic

Dragon Ball is a fodder verse.
Negged by Invincible, unironically.

>>150005654
ChatGPT...
>>150005667
The core identity of Judaism is hating Jesus, though

>>150005593
Uh-huh, banish /dbg/ and then what?
The entire fucking board is
>UUUOOOOOH post more of HER I WANNA GOOOOOOON
>Popular thing? It's bad actually (no I didn't read or watch it I just want attention)
>Unpopular thing? It's good actually (no I didn't read or watch it I just want attention)
>Look at this twitter/reddit post I just found!
>AAAAAH MARVEL MOVIES AAAAUAAUAUAUGH
>EEEEAAAARGH DC MOVIES EEDFSSAAAA
>Why does no one remember/like that [random cartoon from last fifteen years]?
>NEEED MOREE SEX IN MY CARTOONS WHY ISNT THERE MORE SEX POST SEX NOOOW
>[random idpol bait]
>Can we all agree that [retarded insincere bullshit]?
>Superman/Batman/Spider-Man bad

>>150005684
Judaism existed long before Jesus. You can’t define a 3,000+ year old tradition around a 1st century splinter cult. That’s like saying “the core identity of Rome was hating Muhammad.” Cope.

The core identity is covenant (brit) with God: Torah, mitzvot, and the survival/adaptation of the Jewish people. Everything else (kings, prophets, mysticism, exile, diaspora) flows from that.

Jews don’t wake up every morning and go “seethe Jesus.” They’re arguing about kashrut, Shabbat laws, Talmud commentaries, whether certain mystical practices are kosher, etc. Christianity is basically an afterthought.

Actual Jewish theology treats Jesus as a failed messianic claimant at most, or not worth mentioning at all. Like, rabbis spent centuries debating one letter in the Torah and barely touched on Jesus. That’s how “central” he is.

Ironically, Christianity has a bigger obsession with Judaism than vice verse, church fathers built their whole theology on being the “New Israel,” superseding the Jews. Projection much?

So no, the “core identity” isn’t hating Jesus. It’s struggling with God (Israel = “he who wrestles with God”), keeping the covenant, and endlessly reinterpreting law and mysticism to survive. That’s way deeper than some dumb “lol they hate Jesus” meme.

tl;dr: The Jews are playing 4D chess with infinity while you’re stuck on “based anti-Jesus headcanon.”

>>150005704
Sounds better than /dbg/

>>150005704
>>NEEED MOREE SEX IN MY CARTOONS WHY ISNT THERE MORE SEX POST SEX NOOOW
this one is all me, I apologize

>>150005598
>>150005654
>>150005708
AYIEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOO AIGODS STOP USING FACTS AND LOGIC

>>150005360
>206 views after 14 hours
>referring to "Otto" as if we would know who this no one is
I'm just gonna assume it's just you shilling your own video.

>>150005360
If Godzilla wins ICE will deport Otto

>>150005776
>just you shilling your own video.
It's both hilarious and sad how often this sort of thing happens
Why do people keep trying to shill their YouTube trash on 4chins of all places is beyond me

>>150005776
Silence, Otto is a fucking hermetic wizard, he may give you fucking tinnitus, don't fuck with him

>>150005799
>Dubs of truth
Anons... I think he might actually be a wizard like Morrison...

>>150005387
In the comics Iron Man loses to Hulk so casually people don't even bother keeping score anymore.

>>150005799
>>150005815
Have you heard his actual voice before he deleted his old videos?
He sounds like if Steve Smith was a Squidbillies character

>>150005721
And yet you’re here, and not out there. Seems more like you prefer this place…

The vacuum has been filled. /dbg/ stands at the top.

>>150005832
Dude stop joking he is looking in these threads and he could fucking hax us with him hermetic magick

>Black-Hole durability via Universal Man
>FTL via laser dodging feats
>can lift the Omnidroid, which weighs 5000 tons
>6.0-level earthquake punches LOWBALLED
MHAbros… I don’t think this guy is street-level…

>>150005626
???

Hey guy, I just wanted to tell you that my chastity cage just arrived! I'm so excited! (((˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)))

>>150005910
You go Simonking!

>>150005910
Godzillabro...

>>150005910
Hulksister…

>>150005910
KINGtos btw

>>150005827
>Hulk goes on a rampage or just aggressively walks to a convenience store
>Iron Man: HEY BRUCE HERE'S MY HULKBUSTER ARMOR MK 69 MADE FROM SUPERSHARTANIUM AND REINFORCED WITH BLOOD SACRIFICES OF MILLION ALIEN TODDLERS
>Hulk dismantles the armor span of two pages max
>Iron Man, lying in a pile of rubble: WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!
In Immortal Hulk the entire Avengers team got this treatment

Ngl id like Otto to enlighten me about his esoteric wisdom while power scaling these esoteric concepts

>>150005923
>bro
A "man" who wears a chastity cage is no longer a man.

>>150005870
i dont care how big a rock the decreator can lift

>can't even wait over a minute before RTH
Yawn, not even my bait is that lazy.

What are the chances they consult the scrolls?

>>150005984
MarvelGODS will win.

>>150005984
i'd buy this if it was Spider-Man torment

>>150005968
I do.
How's he supposed to decreate if I just put him in an eyelock?

>>150005952
I recall he told me hindus are stronger then the Ain Sof and that Fiction is called over marsilio ficcinio

>>150005910
KINGle

>>150005852
>joking
No seriously, Otto sounds shrill
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/131255140/#q131263849

Genuinely concerned for the Godzilla fags who will ACK themselves on Sunday once Hulk wins

ULTIMA FRAUD CHECK SOON
TICK TOCK TIME FOR HULK'S COCK

>>150006043
Who

TOTAL ASS VOID ANNIHILATION SOON!!! KAIJUFAGS BETTER COME PREPARED FOR WHEN THEIR SHITTY SCALEYFAG IDOL BECOMES ASS VOID FOOD FOR THE HULK!!!!

>>150006101
>He doesn't know

>>150006066
Video's unavailable

>>150006066
Video's unavailable ):

>>150005995
Hulk also has a cookbook

Why does Godzilla trigger the nikofag so much?

>>150006066
>"This video isn't available anymore"
Got another one?

>>150005370
>God willing, I will spam gore too.
.....wait did someone actually do that?

>>150006102
Once Hulk wins you better keep doing this
Never let the kaiJEW keks off easy

>Godzilla jobs to a Kaiju who jobs to gorilla dick daily
Grim

>>150006127
Someone posted some soldier getting killed 2 threads ago

>>150006166
Was he black?

How do you want Hulk to kill Godzilla?
Personally I want him to do what Kratos did and steal one of Godzilla's signature moments and use it against him. Maybe something like how Godzilla in the new movies likes to open another monsters jaws then atomic breath straight down like some gay dinosaur

>>150005858
>can lift the Omnidroid, which weighs 5000 tons
The only sensible thing here, it's implied twice in the first movie Mr Incredible would die to lava

>>150006166
Link to that thread?

>>150006184
It'll probably be Ultima's true form represented as some strange red dust fractal being that Hulk shatters with a thunderclap like he did with TOBA

>>150006011
>I recall he told me hindus are stronger then the Ain Sof
it's good to hear that hindus are stronger than Marvel Cosmology

>>150006107
>>150006110
I know
I just providing proof
Trust me, it was bad
He even admits kids he teach make fun of him for his voice

>>150006127
He deleted everything

>>150006120
Because he is actually, not in "haha u r so silly and angry u such a schizo xD" way, mentally unwell.

>>150006181
No
>>150006213
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/150000464/#150001044

>>150006295
>Warrior Cats
Holy throwback

>>150005984
>Hulk’s stories are so shit people wipe their asses with it
You CANNOT make this shit up

>>150006341
That picture is fucking scary dude

friday 22, august of 2025
the day /dbg/ fell

>>150005396
egg making sex

>>150006367
Quit posting my wife here

>>150005786
tien no diffs

2 years of this tranny shit man

>>150006373
But... he's a dude

>>150006397
dragons are hermaphrodites

>>150006403
Wrong. Only female dragons can be hermaphrodites

Who can defeat him?

we need this waiting period to be fucking over NOW you little bastards have never been this actually autistic. What about Hulkzilla does this to you?

Not to get too tinfoil but Ben's Hulk tweet reminds me of when he was posting about "you guys are underestimating Renamon" or "Aang never learned how to metalbend". He's kinda bad at being coy.

>>150006903
Yeah it's pretty clear from it that he's trying to make it seem a certain way

>>150006927
Madoka's footstool

Doomslayer is weak.

>>150006896
I think that abandoning the thread temporarily is probably wise.

It's over...

No wonder the fight was delayed, look at this list of researchers!

>>150006344
>when the king of monsters is sus

>>150007216
Seth would bully these faggots in a debate. None of them are good at powerscaling or research.

>>150006184
By referencing the god ball game in starship hulk I.e. compressing Godzilla down into a big meatball and then throwing him into the sun.

>>150007225
Okay that would be pretty funny.

How do the people of DB even decide their match-ups? Do they take suggestions?

>>150007253
They take suggestions in a very vague sense. They don't grab specific suggestions (unless they are paid to), but they do keep a finger on the pulse of the community to see what is popular at a time.
That being said, they sometimes use the DBcast to field presentations for match ups. This hasn't always worked out in their favor, since that one person made an utter joke of the demonstration by bringing out body pillows and making things feel very fetishistic in nature.

>>150007253
Yes.
That's not a meme, there's a link to a suggestion page in the description of most episodes of DB.

>>150007253
They look at the suggestion form or their social media most of the time. Sometimes they just do whatever matchup they want regardless of popularity (aang vs traveler, weiss vs mitsuru)

>>150007310
>This hasn't always worked out in their favor, since that one person made an utter joke of the demonstration by bringing out body pillows and making things feel very fetishistic in nature.
Kek, what was the match-up's name?

Dr Doom vs Doomslayer vs Doomsday
Who wins?

>>150007222
Post Seth not being a pedophile.

>>150007335
Goku vs Superman 4

>>150007335
Homura vs Akemi

>>150007335
Homura vs Kurumi

>>150007338
Dr. Doom wins via body swapping.

>>150005409
There's a fan art of Asura vs Hulk in their giant Destructor and TOBA forms just waiting to be drawn, I don't care if Hulk stomps

>>150007338
Doomsday kills Doomguy,then Dr Doom pulls some gizmo out of his ass to kill Doomsday

>>150005310
Outerversal multi lightspeed super quantum powered falling rock pillar

>>150007376
Doomsday would just come back and kill Dr. Doom.

>>150007397
DOOM can handle BITCHsday.

>>150007338
Which Doomwank is strongest is a pretty good question.
Do you think that Doomslayer is the modern Greek Kratos in terms of being the video game version of Chuck Norris meme?

>>150007405
Can he? He usually gets beat up by The Thing. Doomsday is going to be hitting him hard af and never go down. Dr.Doom could maybe trap and betray him but I dont know if that counts as a kill in Death Battle. Doomsday can also likely escape eventually so idk. Doomsday just has to cave Dr.Dooms head in. Dr.Doom has to do weird hypothetical shit that might not even work.

>>150007425
DOOM can take hits from the Hulk and Sentry. He can take it and dish it out.

>>150007357
Didn't this dude also follow some anime pedo Twitter account?

>>150007338
Doom and Doomsday put on the potara earrings and fuse to become Doctor Doomsday who rapes Doomslayer into Grey goo.

Hulk has become a gary stu in the comics. And me no likey

>>150007436
>DOOM can take hits from a guy who jobbed to Doomsday in Death Battle and a weaker Superman
Doomsday is going to step on DOOM's skull and pop it like a grape.

All of you shut the FUCK up.

>>150007493
Sorry, did you say something?

>>150007493
No, you.

>>150007487
They gave Hulk strength in the fight dipshit. DOOM solos.

>>150007519
Is that why he died? Doomsday one shots DOOM.

>>150007525
JOBsday can't even oneshot a tree.

>>150007493
>>150007531
This will be over in a nanosecond!

SOON.....

>>150007543
Good thing DOOM has the durability of rice paper so CHADsday still oneshots.

Post Doomsday destroying a tree.

Every single FTS/FTL is just statements.

>>150007493
>>150007502
Jin-Woobros... we absolutely CANNOT let this matchup happen. Please report any post that tries to put our FRAUD of a wall level hero against a (minimum) solar level BEAST like Cid Kaganou.

>>150007620
...besides everyone's hero KID Goku of course!

>>150007493
Literally who.

>Doomsd-ACK!!!
Killed by this knockoff Silver Surfer btw.

>>150007602
>Not giving me a (You)
Did I do soemthing wrong? I-I thought we had a good thing going on... im sorry. :(

>>150007620
Oh boy, are we going to go into "Technically the speed of light is a statement" part of this debate? Because that's always fun.

>>150007531
Yes, everyone knows that gooks have clits.

>>150007646
Why do fags keep trying to make this shit FTL lmao
We saw the anime, we know he runs to grab the glasses after Tien fires
And Goku being casually FTL here breaks the narrative later when he goes to train with Popo and has to work hard to learn to dodge lightning, which is orders of magnitude slower

>>150007660
I'm not your husband like that other anon, I'm a third party

>>150007703
Sounds like a big helping of cope to me. Kid Goku is FTL and shows it on panel. Bada Bing!

>>150007620
All feats are based on statements

>>150005287 (OP)
My prediction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JgzCUI1O8I&t=224s

Hulk will SMASH guaczilla and then wash him down with a World Children's Land punch (the cookbook made some deep cuts to the Showa era).

>>150005654
>N-No...My Vril powered Agartha flying saucer fleet staffed by Dero will-ACK!
99 percent of the time Nazi occultism shows up they get slapped down. They job more than big mafia legbreakers in superhero stories.

>>150007718
Oh good, I got scared. Was about to have a panic attack arc.

I just realized that Johnny could literally TEACH Gojo how to be a better man.

>>150007752
Hello madam it me your husband. Please post boob and vagine please, thank you

Shadow needs to pay for His pity win against Ryuko.
>>150007620
Except Touhou of course

>>150007437
He followed Daily Loli. Which posts loli daily.

>>150007753
...but he won't because Gojo stomps him to the ground

>>150007747
Does that mean Grant Morrison can beat Evola

>>150007703
Everyone being FTL+ is part of a more general trend to phase out speed as a major factor in fights. It used to be in the vs sphere that you could get characters to win just off their speed. You don't see that too often these days.

>>150007760
Oh you~!

>>150007771
... On opposite day

>>150007779
that's just lame honestly
if one character is significantly faster than another, that absolutely should be a major factor in deciding who can win

>>150005708
Where does the open worship of Satan and ritual child sacrifice fit in, rabbi?

>>150007753
Gojo is an upstanding citizen who went out of his way to spare innocents and Johnny is a murderer. You are retarded.

>>150007766
Shadow is for Wario not that literal who from Whoville.

>>150007799
the only thing shadow fans at this point deserve is the rematch vs Mewtwo they've been begging about for so long
and for it to end the exact same way as the first match

>>150007747
Nobody gives a shit, otto.

Shadow does beat Mewtwo tho

>>150007796
>Satan

Old Testament states that Satan is merely God's enforcer, not this great evil. It's stupid to think that God has a rival.

>Child sacrifice

Ancient Semitic culture, popularized by the Carthagians.

>>150007796
Jews don’t worship Satan. Judaism doesn’t even have the Christian concept of Satan as an evil god-rival. “Ha-Satan” in Hebrew = the adversary, more like a prosecutor angel in God’s court. Not a rebel deity, not worshipped, nothing like that.

Child sacrifice? That’s straight-up blood libel, invented in the Middle Ages to justify pogroms. Zero basis in Jewish practice. Meanwhile, the Torah explicitly forbids child sacrifice (see Leviticus 18:21, Deut. 12:31).

Irony: if you’re actually a Bible guy, the one time child sacrifice is tested, Abraham stops because God forbids it. That’s literally the point.

These accusations were the medieval equivalent of “pizza gate”: pure projection to justify hate. And, just like that, it always collapses when asked for actual evidence.

So where does “Satan worship and child sacrifice” fit in Judaism?
It doesn’t. It fits in Christian fanfiction about Jews used to stir mobs.

Anon fell for thousand-year-old tabloid bait. Next he’ll be asking where the horned noses are hidden.

Israel and Nazi Germany are the same country by the way.

>>150005858
>ftl
>but jobs to rubber balls being shot at him
>also cant react to Syndrome's zero-point laser
Sure anon

>>150007785
I love Hinata so much.

What is your most controversial battleboarding opinion that you sincerely hold?

>>150007798
>Gojo
>An upstanding citizen
>Same guy who never bothered to check on his students that died because of his mistakes
>Same guy who selfishly went into a 1v1 with Sukuna just because "WakuWaku" when he had the perfect opportunity to kill him and Kenyaku instantly
>Same guy who died because of this mistake and ended up endangering the lives of all his friends and students
Gojo is, at best, a Effeminate hypocrite.
CHADnny not only is honest about his morals but also ends up killing a bunch of awful people (mostly)
Gojo WISHES he was half as based and Determined as Johnny

>>150007841
Moon Knight manhandles Batman. And Nightwing too.

>>150007841
sonic beats mario.

>>150007841
Most high tier "purely physical" characters are coasting on outliers or the writer being retarded

>>150007841
I think street level characters make for better fights and arguments than universal and above characters

>>150007808
Yeah, they already kinda capped Shadow at star level tops in base and universe, maybe low multiverse level through emeralds. If they pull that kinda wank for Mewtwo they should be somewhat even in stats with Shadow again not having any real resistance to mindhax.
Everyone who wants the pity win runback for Shadow thinks he wins on the basis of "uhh sonic characters are gorillion times outerversal" when DB kinda just ignored that for Bowsegg.

>>150007799
>Shadog wants another easy win
Pathetic, at least DIOfags try to argue back instead of shamelessly running away.

>>150007833
Nazi Germany was a totalitarian regime driven by genocidal ideology, while Israel is a democracy with contentious policies rooted in a complex regional conflict. Equating the two risks oversimplifying both histories.

>>150007831
>actual evidence
You don't need evidence when you just know and when everyone around you just knows too. It falls on the accused to prove their innocence.

>>150007747
That really is a nicely themed cookbook I might buy it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z9MysTXM_P4&pp=0gcJCRsBo7VqN5tD
Opening narration:
>"Hulkfag: crybaby, little bitch; searching for a way to tap into the hidden seethe that all powerscalers have. Then when Godzilla was confirmed to win, it altered his body chemistry. And now when the Hulkfag gets confronted with the 0-3, a startling metamorphosis occurs...The coper is driven by rage and pursued by other powerscalers."
>The coper is wanted for a temper tatrum that he committed. The Hulkfag is believed to be dead and he must let the thread think that he is dead until he can find a way to control the raging seethe that dwells within him."
The Incredible COPE.

>>150007841
Extraversal > Tier 0

String Theory is bullshit because the dimensions aren't R^larger then our 3D universe meaning that Simon and Alien X are at best tier 2

Gatekeeping fiction is bad unless if its from troons and hood niggas

>>150007867
Israel was founded on genocidal ideology and continues to show it, along with a large amount of rapists and pedophiles.

>>150007777
Yes.

>>150007841
The show's research was better before the research team promotion.


>>150007875
I want to try the Minilla onion rings.

>>150007875
I want to try the Minilla onion rings.

>>150007881
Isn't Tier 0 also beyond all concepts??

>>150007808
Shadow is easily multi-universal from fighting Solaris while Mewtwo with wank is planetary, how is this even a fight? Shadow stomps

>>150007819
Mewtwo does this to Shadow

>Trying to derail the thread into politics.

I see you

>>150007777
Check your get. Grant's already put a hypersigil in it.

>>150007864
Wario farts on Shadow's big nose. Shadow has no way of beating Wario.

>>150007873
Ah, classic conspiracy cope “we don’t need evidence, we just know.” That’s literally the witch trial argument recycled.

Lmao bro you’re literally describing mob hysteria.
That’s the exact logic behind “she’s a witch, drown her to see if she floats.” By that standard anything can be true if enough paranoid people scream it loud enough.

Falls on the accused to prove innocence
Congratulations, you’ve reinvented the Inquisition. Rule of law 101: burden of proof is on the accuser. Otherwise you could say “anon sacrifices kids in his basement” and when he denies it, go “cope, prove you don’t.” Infinite schizo loop.

This isn’t “based redpill” logic, it’s literally medieval peasant brainrot.

>>150007839
Naruto...

>>150007777
SHARt Morrison is they/them, such creature can't beat anything.

>>150007905
Mewtwo has necrozma scaling and mindhax but yeah Shadow wins assuming he goes faster then thought

>>150007901
Current Tier 0 is quite literally just omnipotence and functioning as a pure Monad, so yes.

>>150007736
https://youtu.be/lb75AOE7f5U
>speedblitzed by lightning after getting much stronger than this with no chance to react
idk man looks like Goku is just not that fast no matter how you feel like twisting it

>>150007860
really the entire win condition for Shadow in that fight is if he kills Mewtwo before interacting with him in any way shape or form
not only do we not know if that's possible, but it's friggin Shadow we're talking about, there's just no way for him in character to not go talk down Mewtwo in some form

>>150007905
Because it doesn't matter how theoretically strong Shadow is, Mewtwo can just at any point decide to mindfuck him

>>150007620
Nah.

>>150007841
Is it controversial that "laser dodging FTL reflexes" is complete bullshit?

>>150007900
>00
Man you really want to try those onion rings.

Mewtwo loses to cock.
Shadow doesn't.

>>150007901
>>150007929
Chaos Magick and Post-Structualism negate metaphysical absolutism and ontological perfections

>>150007923
He only loses to Gurren Lagann but that's because the fan hype is too much for him to handle

>>150007927
only if you assume that Shadow immediately goes for the kill and doesn't try to toy with Mewtwo upon realizing he's way faster

Shadow's win against Mewtwo is entirely dependent on Shadow managing not to be an idiot for 5 seconds, the question is then, is he capable of this

>>150007859
Galactus vs Unicron, Bowser vs Eggman, and Darkseid vs Thanos > Jinx vs Harley, Deku vs Miles, Batgirl vs Spider-Gwen

Fuck off, nigger

>>150007841
At this point, statements >>> feats
>>150007948
>Is it controversial that "laser dodging FTL reflexes" is complete bullshit?
No, that's literally the NPC kneejerk take now

>>150007945
If they ever do Kasen vs Bong Sonic I know the Speed purist will have a meltdown over Kasen being wanked to MFTL (or potentially infinite speeds) over Sonic when he is pulling shit like this and she is like... Dodging a ball of Light or just scaling to Reimu

Track name revealed.
gives vibes of turning into rap half way.

>>150007954
Shadow is spiritually a woman

>>150008019
This track name sucks.

>You are no longer the Madness of the Monster by Therewolf Media
>I never was

>>150008019
Therewolf doesn't do rap, this would confirm its orchestral

>>150008019
>ESL-style name
Of course it's gonna be (b)rap track. Having class and style? No way fag, we at Death Battle believe in being as low effort as possible!

>>150008071
Didn't they do rap for Talbain vs Saberwulf?

>>150007983
>Jinx vs Harley
This is lowest of the low. Literal 'two chimps fighting' tier.

Cell is actually the perfect counter for Doomsday

He can regrow himself stronger and stronger since doomsday´s main method of attack is brute force, and eventually, he will be strong enough to absorb him.

By absorbing doomsday, he would just win since no matter what doomsday tries from the inside, Cell would have the abilities from the absorbed Doomsday and adapt to its own adaptation and keep it trapped.

>>150008019
>Madness of the Monster
>not The Arrogance of Mankind or some other name
Wow, this is going to suck isn't it?

>>150007966
>Dubs of truth
>>150007912
Otto, Can you confirm?

>>150007983
There's no need to be so rude and mean.

>>150007558
You´re no hero.
You´re a zero.

>>150008095
But they are heckin MONSTERS [no longer]...

>>150007927
I actually think it's more likely for them to be even in speed than strength. There's like half a dozen ways to wank Pokemon to "immeasurable" speed

>>150008019
It's going to have a quirky wholesome ending, won't it?

>>150008107
Shut up, femboy.

>>150007978
Sonic characters in base are faster then Pokémon

>>150008117
Either that or it will be a tie and both will win in some way.

>>150008019
>Not The Last Titan
>Not Sons of Atom
>Not Man's Mistakes
>Not Nuclear Spring
>Not Meltdown
Madness of the Monster doesn't even work for both of them. Godzilla has never been schizo.

>>150008097
PONYren the GOODBOY...

>>150008090
What if Doomsday adapts by turning into cell eating cancer?

>>150008117
>quirky wholesome ending
Yes, Goonzilla will pull out Blade of Olympus, stab Hulk and tell him that he's no longer a monster. Hulk will die happy.

>>150007994
Why would they? The writing's been on the wall since at least Mario vs Sonic 2 where they argued that Mario wouldn't get speed blitzed because he can react to being electricity and pilot a star in dream team. I only hope that they give Sonic a similar benefit of the doubt if they give Kasen ludicrous speed ratings just because she fought someone else.

>>150008088
Nope, that was by Yates

>>150007808
I honestly don't think they're doing the rematch
It wasn't even top 3 on their rematch poll and apparently there were pretty large gaps between chiefslayer, the next two and the rest

>>150007849
Is this really that controversial?
>>150007854
Who wins anon, I am willing to give you that in a random encounter Sonic wins, but if you give both standard equipment (which really isn't that standard), I think Mario ends up taking it with the more esoteric options.
>>150007856
You probably aren't wrong. Tactile Telekinesis was invented as a work around for this I believe.
>>150007859
I don't think tier really matters as much as the ability to show off a mixed set of combat options in terms of animation. But yeah, arguments at lower tiers tend to be less about "does this feat count"/"what is this feat". That helps center the argument more on a few points.
>>150007881
For me, I don't even think there is anything meaningfully above multiversal.
Dimensions are bullshit, but it has less to do with sets of reals and more to do with things like force and pressure being tied to units with inherent dimensionality.
>>150007900
The show's research team has caused factionism to form within its community, so yeah I agree.
TBC

>>150008129
>Meltdown
Reminded me of RA2 Desolator quotes

>>150008090
Actually I'd say its majin buu, biologically doomsday can still adapt and come up with powers on the fly, doomsday would eat all those ki blasts and probably retaliate with his own

>>150008117
Monster no longer is inevitable. If Hulk wins he'll probably say something like puny lizard was victim like Hulk and Godzilla my SKREEEOOONKKK in sadness if Hulk dies.

>>150008107
No infinite speed computers?

>>150008148
youd think therewolf would be on the wolf episode

>>150008129
Why Nuclear Spring?

>>150008129
>Man's Mistakes
Honestly this one would've been cool.

I HATE RESPECTFUL ENDINGS

>>150008160
>lizard was victim
I cannot take the word victim seriously when it comes to battles

>>150008154
>I don't even think there is anything meaningfully above multiversal
Okay but have you considered this?
>The universe is an infinite sphere
>The multiverse is an infinitely bigger sphere containing infinite amount of infinite-size universe spheres
I feel like that should get the confusion out of the way

>>150008166
Because it's a play on nuclear winter. Nuclear winter is death from nuclear radiation. Hulk and Godzilla are life from nuclear radiation. And I stole it from the title of the not-Hulk story from Planetary.

>remake aigis' voice actor
CUTE GIRL CONFIRMED

>>150008160
>Godzilla my SKREEEOOONKKK
Hulk my SMASH

>>150008120
>>150008133
No kusoge fighting game scaling? (Astral order is still affecting an infinite universe so...)
>>150008157
Yeah but absorbtion means they gain doomsday´s abilities to adapt, so they adapt to its adapting.

>>150007983
You honestly trying to tell me fights like Ryu Hyabusa vs Strider Hiryu, Balrog vs TJ, or Shredder vs Silver Samurai (mainly from Shredder) weren't kino? Gtfo here anon, at least these ones didnt need literal subs to understand what the fuck either character were saying

>>150008194
Cell would go for Ki Blasts for Doomsday to absorb before he could tire out Doomsday physically

>>150008184
That's kind of clever I'll give you that.

Street tier melee > Complex hax abilities >> Guys that supposedly bunch strong enough to destroy the planet

People argue about how the fight depends on this source or that
When in reality DB will just do some completely asinine scaling out nowhere for one stat and this will decide the fight.

>>150008175
KINGtos TEACHING MONSTERsura IS KINO!!!

>>150008196
>Ryu Hyabusa vs Strider Hiryu
It happened?

>>150008204
But yeah, gunvolt winning due to the shittiest fighting game ever (tho, i guess buff shovel knight, quote and issaac is kinda cool) would be kinda pathetic.

>>150008223
...in bizarro world that is

>>150008129
I know it doesnt work for the majority of zillas, but it kinda fits for Shin since hes literally suffering and going mad from the constant evolution. Even the song that play during the atomic beam portion is about Shin's conflict of wanting to die yet bring death on those that made him as he was

>>150008121
yes and being fast doesn't really matter all that much if you stop to taunt someone because they're slow, confident that you can dodge anything they toss at you

>>150008233
...and this world also

>>150007906
Problem is Goku never had a brain...

>>150008230
>Anon forgot
https://youtu.be/6HFVFRpoDlc

>>150008233
Dubs confirm
>>150008245
No dubs therefore false

>>150008238
Okay I can see that for Shin.

>>150008157
Well Vegito was able to just casually stop himself from being absorbed despite going inside his body

Literally wtf is Shadow supposed to do against Mewtwo's mindhax???

Why are Shadowfags so insecure? You don't see rest of the Sonicfags throwing tantrums over Death Battle of all things

>>150008249
Evidently it was so kino my brain just erased the memory of it wholesale.

>>150008154
Cont
>>150007948
Death Battle would disagree (sometimes), so yeah I guess it is controversial as a result.
>>150007990
Okay, that is actually a bit controversial. I think the big issue is that we've simplified the debate too much and as a result the context of the feats and statements are lost.
>>150008182
It has little to do with whether or not there are structures described above a structure named as the multiverse in a setting.
I am using multiverse to be a firm cap to describe an entire setting because cosmology stuff annoys me and most works that invoke it are prone to retcons and rewrites.

>>150008262
thats cuz he made a barrier and was way stronger?

This would be cell after being punched into pieces time and time again so he eventually grows strong enough to overpower doomsday.

>>150008270
Okay, but take this into consideration:
Multi-Setting-Verse

>>150008129
i was gonna post alt title ideas which included mans' mistakes but i was worried that was a worse title so i didn't...

>>150008268
Yes you do

Only Tailsfags never put up a fight because their spirit has been broken by their own writers

>>150008270
The only way for your definition of a multiverse to make sense is if a universe is a logical space

>>150008268
well....

>>150008154
>Is this really that controversial
Well everyone seems to scale Batman to some insane levels with his 'knows every martial art' stuff, plus the whole prep time and world's greatest detective

What is your fave Homura MU

Mine´s bernkastel

>>150008317
Are you the pedo guy that pitched the fight to Ben and Chad?

>>150008019
You are a Monster no longer.

>>150008275
There's all the possibility that Doosmday can adapt to making a ki barrier in that time

>>150008268
Most sonic fags are on xitter and reddit. They think Sonic was robbed in MVS2 also

>>150008314
Batman is wanked to have mastered every martial art possible in 5 years, which kinda just fuck ups him being a relateable "normal human" imo.

Yet, they do not even to this since he gets floored by Shiva, Diana, Cassandra, Karate kid, etc. from time to time.

>>150008317
ChatGPT pitched Homura against my OC because they both really love someone to the point of doing cosmic shit for them, is this true?

>>150008324
Do you see Kurumi there? (fun fact zoom around the bottom half of the pic)

>>150008328
I mean, no. Cell would overpower it. Buu was weaker than Vegito.

>Mind Manipulation

>Shadow is immune to Black Doom’s and Ifrit’s mind control. The Chaos Emeralds are also capable of negating mind control as well.

>Shadow is immune to Black Doom’s mind control
>Chaos Emeralds absorbs the energy of Eggman’s brainwashing laser
>The Chaos Emeralds are stated to be capable of protecting Sonic from the Overmind’s mind control
>The Chaos Emeralds restored Sonic and Tails memories
>The Chaos Emeralds are stated to have the ability to resist the effects of an anomaly that rewrote everyone’s memories

>Shadow resists Ifrit’s mind control
Fact check status?

Post episodes that changed /dbg/ forever.

>>150008331
Batman has never lost to Karate Kid. They fought only once and Batman btfo him (Karate Kid can beat up kryptonians innhand to hand)

>>150008347
This Death Battle made me a better man

>>150008345
Uhhh Mewtwosisters how do we respond!??!? Is this even standard???

>>150008347
This Death Battle made me a cuckold

>>150008347
This Death Battle TAUGHT me

>>150008347
This death battle made my toddler transition

>>150008331
>he gets floored by Shiva
Well to be fair, Shiva's whole thing is that she's THE best at throwing hands.

>>150008345
Black Doom mindcontrolled him in every game he appeared, Shadow wasn’t immune
The Ifrit never tried to mind control him, only in the Sonic and Knuckles levels it tries this
The chaos emeralds don’t negate mind control, they’d been altered to psychic emeralds by the psychic Overmind aliens in Chronicles and it’s stated that’s specifically the reason why

>>150008345
He got mind controlled several times by several entities

>>150008377
Taught you what

>>150008389
to be a Better Man

>>150008345
>Black Doom
WE WERE LATVERIANS N SHIET
U BUSTA, REED, STRAIGHT BUSTA

>>150008347
Thanks to this death battle i am a Monster no longer.

>>150008389
To teach monsters like Asura

>>150008389
That I actually quite like futa on male and it's not worth fretting over how gay it is or is not.

God these faggots are such dork. It's just a generic thumbnail. These retards ride dick so much.

>>150008157
Okay, so it depends on the canon we are looking at.
GT Cell has the implication that he can absorb beings even in his Super Perfect form in the afterlife because he tries to do this to Goku.
As for Doomsday (pre the time power stuff), it really just depends on if the action triggers his resurrective properties. If not, then the cells of Doomsday becomes the cells of Cell.
This also applies for Buu (and 21 for that matter). If you are simply turned into food and eaten, then you die (unless it is 21 doing it). But if you are absorbed, then you are maintained in stasis in the Majin body.
If this stasis lasts for a long enough amount of time, then your spiritual essence becomes Majinfied and cannot be separated except under specific circumstances.
Buu excising his evil intent created Evil Buu and Evil Buu could absorb Buu. Same with 21 (though Evil 21 didn't get the chance to eat 21). Mr. Buu is a combination of South Supreme Kai and Grand Supreme Kai but colored with Majin tendencies.
A smelling salt ritual can cause these identities to reemerge and assert control temporarily, but they eventually lose this ability and must reach an agreement with Buu to continue in this way.

>>150008410
Isn't their discord full with groomers?

>>150008344
Why would Cell absorb him if Doomsday is suddenly now weaker?

>>150008347
No but seriously, these threads have gotten notoriously more obsessed with shitposting and cuckoldry after this episode came out

>>150008410
Why do you care enough to then seethe about it on 4chan

What would Hulk vs Godzilla have to do to break these threads harder than Krasura did?

>>150008410
It's releasing MONDAY?

>>150008410
Why does Godzilla look like he’s begging for cock?

>>150008420
It’s their only cope against Kingtos’ power since it’s impossible to debunk him

>>150008421
These threads are 85% rage, anger, and posturing.

>>150008418
What discord is NOT full of groomers?

>>150008422
Godzilla has to kill Hulk in a really funny way. And also randomly start speaking for no reason and say “you are a Monster no longer.”

>>150008407
>That I actually quite like futa on male
That's fucking gay anon. Now, futa on female on the other hand? That IS based.

>>150008420
The salt + Simon vs Kyle cuckposting did not help

>>150008432
Enough rage
It's time to be /CALM/

>>150008437
You are correct good sir and let no one steer you from the truth of your statement.

KINGLY!!!

>>150008437
>futa on female
This is quite enjoyable too.

I like futa (female) on futa (male)

>>150008424
No its still the 24th

>kratosfag is a futanigger
Women shouldn't have penises, it is ontologically wrong.

>>150008463
>kingtos out of NOWHERE
He broke you.

>>150008463
>it is ontologically wrong.
You're wrong. Futa on female goes deep into the realm of the holy divine. It is ordained by God as our rightful future and final happiness.

Godzilla will win because Godzilla is a proud queer intersex non binary lizard whose pronouns are Yass/Queen. Godzilla will teach the incredible Chud how to respect trans kids and vote for Kamala Harris!

>>150008482
Dicks belong to men, Liking men's bodies is Gay
That is LAW
According to Hermetic principles, None shall escape the law

>>150008324
listroon is a different Pedo guy that wishes he wasn't a guy

A Mountain? Why show me this?

>>150008494
Embrace the futa otto. Embrace it.

>>150008463
>transphobia
SILENCE. Women can have penises you CHUD. It's 2025, we will not go back to those bigot times! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS CHUD BEHAVIOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR!

>>150008284
A multi-setting setting (or as it is sometimes referred to as, an Omniverse) is not really a thing. To me it doesn't matter to my definition that there are official crossovers between DC and Marvel that are canonical.
They are ultimately still two distinct settings that happen to have a simulacra of the other setting contained within their respective multiverses.
Otherwise, you would need to have an answer as for why beings of their respective settings can only ever make reference to them directly during specific real world tie-ins.
>>150008308
You aren't incorrect. But it is more a matter of how much I am willing to engage down certain lines of thought within this hobby. I don't want to write cosmological dissertations nor do I want to read them, since they are still subject to being warped by opinion.

>>150008500
NEVER!!! DICKS. ARE. NOT. FOR. CHICKS!!!!

>>150008489
HULK GAYEST THERE IS!!
HULK TEACH YOUUUU!!!

>futa talk again
maybe that Gokubro was right

>>150008521
Shhh. No words, only love.

>>150008314
I see where you're coming from. Yes, but I think that outside of Batgod meme, Batman is acknowledged as a 'normal' human that is very dependent on having plans for a scenario in order to prevail over those that are more obviously superhuman or as gadgeteery in nature.
So random encounter with Moon Knight doesn't end well for Bruce.

>>150008154
I can buy mario winning i just think Sonic takes it and MvS2 sucked major dick

ENOUGH! I'm the BIGGEST ally to the LGBTQAI++++ Community! I donated 70,000 dollars to have trans kids get the surgeries they NEED in order show their bigoted parents what TRUE PRIDE is! It's my hero Kyle would've done!

>>150005654
>>150005708
>Jews have better mysticism
constantly "tricking" god isn't very impressive mysticism bro

>>150008521
Detectiveku is only partially right. These threads are definitely worse at certain times of day. It really just comes down to a set of bad actors that get more enjoyment out of the shitposting than they do the battleboarding.
By that metric, it is better to filter and ignore such things such as to deny them the fuel of attention.

>>150008562
Heh, you might think your all that and a bag of chips, but Simon's indomitable human spirit supports trans rights on a scale that surpasses the DC Cosmology

I can't believe THIS is one of the sources for Super Forms resisting memory fuckery https://imgur.com/a/IPDc9rB

>>150008569
It literally works for them, while they manipulate probability to get a shit ton of money your just seething goyim

>>150008550
He needs those for superman-level superhumans. Regular metas like moon knight he justs punches out

>>150008588
Couldn't read, I saw Tails in the first picture and instantly came

>>150007831
Yeah isn't the child worship Moloch and maybe Baal?

>>150008597
>Thinks jews are in a good place right now
the entire world is literally turning against them as we speak, you dumbass.
Who could've guessed a religion that preaches your better than everyone else would piss people off

Reminder that all marvel fags love and worship jews

>>150008489
So trve!

>>150008622
>not knowing who Jack Kirby is
Vamoose.

>>150008612
child worship Moloch/Baal
Wrong tier history take.

Moloch isn’t some Jewish god, he’s a pagan bogey-figure used as shorthand in the Bible for the detested practices of neighboring cultures. Ancient Israelite texts explicitly condemn passing children through the fire to Moloch. That’s the opposite of worship.

Baal is a Canaanite fertility/weather deity, worshipped in competing cultures. Again, the Hebrew Bible paints him as a rival to YHWH — the whole “Elijah vs. prophets of Baal” showdown is literally about rejecting Baal worship.

So when schizos claim “Jews secretly worship Moloch,” it’s like saying “Christians secretly worship Zeus.” No, the entire thrust of the tradition was breaking from those cults, not joining them.

The Moloch = Jews thing is a 17th–19th century antisemitic remix of medieval blood libel, not real history.

>>150008629
are you implying jack kirby wasn't a jew?

>>150007841
Most characters said to be multiversal aren’t and guidebooks shouldn’t be used.

>>150008588
Tails is SO breedable...

>>150007841
most writers and anons don't understand what omnipotent means

>/pol/ babble
SHITler LOST.

>>150008424
Time Zones. Specifically I believe this is the Yankee Time Zone.

>>150008615
>>150008622
Grant Morrison would still beat the shit out of SHITvola

>>150008652
shut up otto

>>150008622
>Ben Grimm
>Kitty Pryde
>Magneto
>Peter Parker
Why are so many superheroes Jewish in Marvel?

This will be my final post on /co/.

How can anyone think that this is cool for real ? How can anyone take seriously a vs match with Banner as a supposed to be smart winner? How can anyone see the Hulk as a Godzilla killer for real in this show?
"Ouh, Banner is solving, so intelligent, this is so amazing guys..." why are you lying to yourself like that ?
You guys are just forcing onto yourself the new fade there will be in this hivemind of a board, with the blandest, tamest, most classicly safe verdict there can be, while your selective outrage is shitting on Kratos VS Asura for things that would be praised if the winner was someone else, but NOOOOOOOOOOOO you have to shit on it even if it's accurate because the hivemind dictates you to do so !!!

No wonder you can't get laid, but guess what ? I got a girlfriend now. For the first time of my life after 24 years I finally got a girlfriend, and all that nerd fuss has become so irritating since.
I'm just leaving for good now, I had plenty of fun with that board but I'm done. I wish you to get girlfriends to, maybe it will open your eyes about the hivemind that is destructing your self, but sadly, the hivemind is probably keeping you away from being able to seduce anyone, so you're most likely trapped in a spiral of emotion, and sadly, there is no Simon the Digger to save you from it. I just hope that this message will maybe help you to think by yourself a bit more and to get a girlfriend to.

Enjoy your episode.

>>150008658
>Magneto
>Superhero

>>150008658
>Kitty Pryde

>>150008667
Blame Claremont for rehabilitating him in 80s. Current Magneto is no worse than rest of the other X-men since they are all mutie supremacist terrorists these days

>>150008410
Honestly I wouldn't have even caught it as a pun without the pun intended. That just makes it worse though.

>>150008631
I was saying in general but nice post
>>150008658
How did you forget moon knight

>>150008666
KING
GIANT
BREAKER
DEVIL

>>150008684
Because Moon Knight is canon schizo with so many personalities its hard to keep track of his actual origin

>>150008658
They also turn non jews into jews
Hal Jordan was a catholic until recently, now he's a jew

>>150008648
Cooler lost to plot

>>150008690
Why're you posting my hero Idubbz

>>150008694
>turning biggest pedophile in DC into Jew
>he used to be Catholic before that retcon
God has wicked sense of humor

>>150008646
You are correct. The only time I ever describe something as omnipotent is out of spite. Using artbooks for information for Kratos (Underworld being infinitely vast), but deciding that Asura's in-game glossary declaring Chakravartin as omnipotent can't count annoys me.
Like yes, it is impossible for Chakravartin to be omnipotent, but if they are following a consistent standard of evidence, then they would have to accept Asura as being beyond omnipotence.

Krasura? LITERALLY ended with Asura killing Kratos btw.

>We are… monsters no longer
>*Goji and Hulk walk off hand-in-hand into the sunset*
Peak…

>>150007841
The concept of impossibility does not exist in fiction

We will never get Kratos vs Doomslayer…

>>150008722
It actually ended with a Ghost Rider vs Spawn teaser

>>150008715
>then they would have to accept Asura as being beyond omnipotence
>beyond omnipotence
what?

>>150008707
Do you think that if someone challenged the presence he would rip off his tuxedo and become jacked af like this?

Spawn was TEACHING Kratos...

>>150008403
>if Asura returns he'll either be getting stomped by a monster or a devil (Toei cosmology is applied)

>>150008747
Beyond omnipotence can be a thing, look into Nietzsche and post modernism

>>150008753
Sadly, they'll give Asissyra a pity win because of his lost against KINGtos.

>>150008640
I kinda hate the term guidebook. It can refer to a bevy of things:
a lore compendium written by the author (thereby making it effectively WoG),
something like the Invincible handbook and Kanzenshuu (written by people not on the team, but for the purpose of lore),
an encyclopedia that matches with a behind the scenes canon that differs from what publicly exists (Marvel and DC have ones based on editorial standards),
and there are people that will use video game strategy guides as guidebooks too (Sonic scalers do this sometimes).

>>150008749
If someone painted his pants black it'd be perfect

>>150008747
I don't agree with that interpretation. Like I said, just taking the piss out of Death Battle.
"Just because we haven't seen Chakravartin be omnipotent doesn't mean he isn't."

I'm tired of all these "hur dur, Hal is a pedophile". POST another instance beside the Anisa thing

>>150008803
I wish that was me

>>150008803
This is ephebophilia tbf

In addition to the previous announcement regarding this sub's zero tolerance policy toward racist jokes and insensitivity / tact regarding these topics, it has become apparent that an addendum is required.

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A reporter. Maybe she's the real winner here? I bet she could beat Kratos.

when does the G1 blog come out?

>>150008758
>beyond omnipotence meta
about goddamn time, this whole R>F, hyperversal and dimensional scaling thing was getting stale

>>150008658
Ask Stan and Jack, the creators of Marvel

>>150008803
Apparently John Byrne does this sort of thing a lot in his books. Like having Reed and Sue together when Reed is in college and Sue is 12.

>>150008821
They're not doing a blog because they deemed the debate too toxic or something like that. Same reason why they skipped Bill VS Discord.

>>150008814
OUUUUGH REPORTER VOICE EROTIC

>>150008833
Even if they weren't going to have a debate on the matter, they could at least set all the evidence and their conclusions on what the evidence means.

>>150008830
Lucky

>>150008830
They retconned it to 13 when she starts ovulation

>>150008511
>A multi-setting setting (or as it is sometimes referred to as, an Omniverse) is not really a thing. The only way I could see it really working is if you sorta pulled a "all Doom wads are canon" thing but actually played it straight, and nobody is going to go through the trouble of actually legitimizing every piece of fanwork ever made. That's a fucking nightmarish headache in the making.

>>150008859
KWABman?!?!?

>>150008788
They do this because they contain statements that turn Super Sonic into an omnipotent god, and then you play the games and he's getting slapped around by giant robots and trapped in glass tubes

>>150007620
Don't hate the player, hate the game.

>>150008822
Yes, the idea is that we challenge the rigid hierarchies of metaphysical absolutism and academia with chaos magick, stirnerian egoism, deleuzian rhizomes and post-structuralism

>>150008859
Lois-sisters, why is OUR HERO in love with his cousin and only refusing to act because of KRYPTON's ANTI-INCEST LAWS?

>>150008410
>two guys söyfacing is PEAK thumbnail
sasuga reddit

>>150008019
>Soundtrack is a hint of the next fight
>MOOOOOONSTER MAAAADNESSSSS!!
Avgn vs NC NEXT FUUUUCK

ALMOST TIME FOR ZILLAKEKS HUMILIATION

>>150008924
the dude from the anime trilogy…

>>150008857
You are correct, but editorial has since retconned this so that Sue is in her late teens when she and Reed start a relationship.

>>150008914
>Avgn vs NC

A fight which AVGN won btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p25mVu3vUtE

>>150008924
3-0
0-3

>>150008887
Boundless Bear moving in on Faye after he finished up with KINGtos

Asura getting fraudchecked is kino ngl

Now that the dust settled, what did you think of it?

>>150008934
Both have powered up considerably since that fight. NC also didnt die so it wasnt a Death Battle.

>>150008936
I feel like this is made funnier by the fact that Atreus is the bear.
It would be funnier if you said Freya, since Atreus attacks her in bear form when she is ready to execute Kratos.

>>150008758
That's just the human concept of god you dunce
omnipotent literally means all powerful, you can't go beyond ALL POWERFUL

>CUZ I'M A 3-0 WINNER YES I AM
>WELL I'M A 3-0 WINNER YES I AM

Ok... I won't tell you how I know this but I already watched Hulk Vs Godzilla.
Without posting the whole fight in green text here's some of the moments that stood out for me
>Track is closer to Reidi in vibes, kinda ominous and "relaxed" but it has it's spikes of intensity
>That girl from Singular point (she has a chink name so I can't remember it, the one you see here being posted a lot) appears in the animation
>The Singular point girl ends up giving banner an eureka moment to make some shit to beat Ultima
>They go into Detail on Ultima and how to defeat it, I didn't understood a single thing they said, this will likely be extremely controversial
>The choreography is kinda botched, Hulk does a lot of stuff but Godzilla feels stiff and limited
>In the end Banner and Hulk Kinda clown on Godzilla, they save the Singular point girl from a laser and do... Something? That erases Godzilla away
>The death is a respectful shit vanishing one
>The final Shot is banner all fucked up trying to hide himself because he thinks he's a monster (or maybe because he's half naked, kek) and The chink girl (or someone else because there's a huge crowd) tells him he's a hero
I honestly think this is better than Coyote Vs Tom and Kratosura

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A5CMDDXfhrc&pp=ygUeTm9zdGFsZ2lhIGNyaXRpYyB2cyBhdmduIHRoZW1l
It's all been leading up to this!

>>150008962
>I'M TOO STUPID TO SOLVE ULTIMA, MEI KAMINO-SAMA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>150008953
It is weird. Feels like one of those things that would have been served better in a series that wasn't so focused on death matches. Especially since the actual performance of deaths in Death Battle have become less spectacle as well.
If you are to make it Death Battle, then at least embrace that notion rather than having explosion or clean deaths.

>>150008901
Because he’s a 3-0 Beast!

>>150007620
Shut the FUCK up! You WILL die a betterman

>>150008269
More like it's so forgettable that you think about Cosmic level fights

>>150009003
To be fair the Deaths were always just kinda hit or miss. Liss Darth Vader getting smashed by a rock into lava fighting DOOM. you didnt see the body or Vader melting. Master Chief recently had a brutal death. I didnt completely agree with the outcome but it was a fun fight for what it was.

>>150008956
All powerful implies power
Power is a structure

All these leaks are fake and gay, the real leak is that Hulk tries to fight Goji but he no sells it. The track is ominous and calm but suddenly turns into rap after Goji transforms into Ultima Shin Godzilla Style even if it doesn't make sense. Hulk dies but he tells the lizard that he doesn't have to be a monster and Godzilla skreeonks in sadness. Episode 200 is Sans vs Judge

>>150008962
Fake and gay, that would be considered outside help if they got Mei Kamino to help.

>>150008953
A battle made to stroke the ego of fans of two god awful characters and ended up making both of them look pathetic

>>150008951
Holy Fuark !! OnePiece characters are as fast as Kratos now?! They've just surpassed a quintillion times the speed of light with this feat!

>>150009009
ENTER!!!

>>150009027
you have no idea what omnipotence is
the idea of power would fall under control of omnipotence, the literal concept can change based on your whims

Omnipotence means the power to do ANYTHING, it's not bound by human logic

>>150005548
It was his chance to get all the respect and honor he had ever wanted. He was blinded by greed and the manipulations of the Greek gods simultaneously. Plus Kevin Sorbo.

>>150008758
>Bullshit is true, look up this philosopher who wrote 50+ books on wildly different topics.

I am.... a nuclear physicist no longer...

>>150009024
Okay, that is fair. I think there is some sort of line to draw between a mean-spirited and 'meme' respectful death. Like there have been satisfying deaths that haven't felt mean spirited or overly sentimental in nature.

>>150008953
the only acceptable time for cuckposting because both characters fucking suck

>>150008958
Post someone who could actually end his streak

>>The Singular point girl ends up giving banner an eureka moment to make some shit to beat Ultima
>forgetting one of the rules of Death Battle, which is no outside help
C'mon, at least put some effort into faking leaks.

>>150009068
HIgh ball Kratos or Dio over heaven

>>150009068
Could Sentry do it?

>>150008958
>>150009006

>>150009068
Doesn't Manhattan decide to not erase supes since it also destroys all of DC?

With the end of this thread, I think I am done trying to do effortposting for the day because we're heading towards peak /trash/posting hours for these threads for the rest of today.
See you all tomorrow.

>>150009086
I know you're trolling but even Dragon Ball introduced a guy who was exactly like composite Superman and beat the shit out of him and got new abilities that could kill Superman, Death Battle still would have Goku lose in GVS4

>>150009044
>Muh logic
That’s baby’s first paradox. If “omnipotence” includes literally anything without restriction, then the word loses all meaning. If you say “X can do the logically impossible" and still answer yes, then you’ve broken language itself

the concept of “power” collapses, since a being that can both win and lose simultaneously is indistinguishable from nothing.
If you answer no, then congratulations, you’ve just admitted omnipotence is bounded by logical structure.

Omnipotence doesn’t mean “cartoon cheat code.” It means maximal power within the framework of possible states of reality. Power implies order, if you erase all order, you erase the very thing you’re trying to define.

>>150009090
didn't he actually erase Superman which destroyed DC but then it returned somehow or something?

>>150009095
Dude it's going to be /trash/ posting after Hulkzilla we're witnessing the end soon

>>150009121
It is for this reason that Hulk must lose. If he wins, /dbg/ goes the way of /dbs/.

>>150008953
Why not wait for Crawler vs Miles?

>>150009109
>That’s baby’s first paradox. If “omnipotence” includes literally anything without restriction, then the word loses all meaning. If you say “X can do the logically impossible" and still answer yes, then you’ve broken language itself
yes omnipotence isn't limited to the human language or paradoxes it's ALL POWERFUL.

>the concept of “power” collapses, since a being that can both win and lose simultaneously is indistinguishable from nothing.
If you answer no, then congratulations, you’ve just admitted omnipotence is bounded by logical structure.
Again you're putting human logic onto something that is simply beyond the concept

>Omnipotence doesn’t mean “cartoon cheat code.” It means maximal power within the framework of possible states of reality. Power implies order, if you erase all order, you erase the very thing you’re trying to define.
Omnipotence is not bound to anything, that includes concepts like power or anything else, because it's ALL POWERFUL

there is no limit on omnipotence you dunce

>>150008955
The comic bear was just a normal ass bear, maybe a big one but just a bear

>>150009086
I don't care if Goku gets a form called Super Saiyan Beat Superman, he still ain't beating Superman

>>150009159
I thought the comic bear was a magic shapeshifting one?

>>150009075
Jojo Characters have demonstrated speed feats on par with Kratos

>>150009068
Didn’t Simon already defeated Sups in his Death Battle against Kyle?

>>150009193
Usain Bolt has greater speed than Kratos.

>>150009207
Yes but actually no because uhhh cucks cucks cucks cucks aniki kamina I'm a kike

>>150009159
>normal ass bear
that wasn't a normal bear
>>150009174
yes

>>150009174
It was a human bandit who used magic to make himself into a bear
There really isn't anything to suggest they're stronger than normal bears either besides KINGtos struggling with them, and he struggles with chopping trees and lifting rocks on a bad day

>>150009174
>Asissyrakeks are so desperate they have to lie now
KEK

Come to think of it, why are all the humans in Norse GOW zombies? Did KINGtos TEACH the humans of Midgard too?

>>150009068
Simon already did that by beating Kyle.

>>150008511
>>150008865
>The only way I could see it really working is if you sorta pulled a "all Doom wads are canon" thing but actually played it straight, and nobody is going to go through the trouble of actually legitimizing every piece of fanwork ever made. That's a fucking nightmarish headache in the making.
Didn't mean to greentext this part, but whatever.

Episode 100 was a sonic rematch and so will be episode 200. I hope you like Mewtwo vs Shadow 2 (Mewtwo wins that btw).

>>150009256
They aren't. It is just the realms are in disarray so Draugr are getting out of the afterlife. We do see some humans in Asgard and in Ragnarok there are the Berserker enemies.

>>150009386
You mean the zombie berserkers?
KINGtos TAUGHT the humans in Midgard, the ones in Asgard are refugees

>>150009032
She didn't help, Banner did whatever the Fuck that was on his own, and DB argued he would come up with that on his own.
They likely added her to give an explanation to whatever the Fuck was the Ultima segment

>>150008658
Isn't Peter Catholic?

>>150008758
Anon, Nietzsche was a retard...

Tomorrow Hulk will TEACH Godzilla

>>150009086
Superman will taste defeat in Goku vs Superman 4

>>150009252
>Asissyrakeks are so desperate they have resort to behaving like Kratosfags

Kek

>>150008962
Singular Point girl doesn't have a VA listed so you're lying.

>>150009207
>A construct of Superman counts as Superman