Thread 149662784

Who roars loader?

>>149662784 (OP)
Louder*
FUCK

>>149662800
JEETsura...

Asura is loader

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>fuck, after my humiliating defeat against Kratos I need an easy win for my brown fans to keep on self inserting as me
>Oh Sukuna, you're city level fodder let me have this pity win
>wha- you have a technique called "World Cutting Slash" when I die to ROCK LEVEL cuts???!
>AAAIIIIIIIEEEEE MERCY SUKUNA-SAMA क्षमस्व मां, TAKE DURGA, TAKE MITHRA, PLEASE DON'T KILL M-ACK

>>149662807
Fanon
>>149662824
Canon

>>149662784 (OP)
who cares about those Hulk and Godzilla victims

You will not say his name. You will not think about him. You will not cry like a BITCH.

>>149662825
That slash DEMOLISHES Kratos’s verse btw, meanwhile…

>>149662807
A master and his student
>>149662824
A jobber's delusion

You faggots are fucking boring and unfunny. I'm gonna fuck with people in GTA instead.

>>149662847
O-Ok GODku- S-SHIT!!!!!!!!!! I SAID IT! FUCK!!!! I FUCKING HATE MYSELF AND MY IMPULSIVENESS!!!!! SHIIIIIIT IT ALMOST MAKES ME WANT TO CHOP MY COCK OFF SO I HAVE 0 CHANCES OF SPAWNING A KID AS RETARDED AS I AM!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149662852
Kratos lived, Asissyra didn't

>>149662824
A master and his student.
>>149662807
A jobber’s delusion.

Sonic no diffs Goku and his entire verse btw

>>149662850
>shot in the eye and just gets bruised
Outscales Super Goku

>>149662874
KINGtos scholar btw

>>149662830
FTL's been ruined by these autists. Everyone's faster than light now, it doesn't mean anything. Remember when it was confirmed that All Might runs at Mach 10, which is an insanely fast, absurd speed to move, and everyone started crying that he's complete fodder now? I wish we could go back to when being able to dodge a bullet was considered impressive, instead of being able to run around the globe in 0.17 seconds being the standard.
>"Aw, but then my favourite guy gets speed blitzed"
Good! Put that fraud back up against people his own level.

>>149662852
That rock would tear through Asura's body and obliterate it in one hit. You know it's true.

>>149662847
I can't KINGtos mindbroke my sissysura brain... I cry when deepdown I know Kratos beats Asura..

>>149662847
I can't CHADsura broke my sissytos brain.... I cry when deep down I know Asura beats Kratos..

>>149662898
For real, for all intents and purposes mach 10 is FTE and an unreactable speed
"Faster than a speeding bullet" would put Superman at low tier to modern powerscalers

>>149662891
>black eye
>from a rock
>while in hyper mode
>somehow not worse than getting grazed by a bullet in base form
BLINDnic...

>>149662784 (OP)
Is he going to go 3-0?!

>>149662840
Who cares about Hulk and Godzilla

>>149662937
Surely his next matchup has to be Superman?

Post characters that speed blitz all of Dragon Ball Z, I'll start

>>149662940
>healthy well-adjusted human beings out of NOWHERE

>>149662951
What's another franchise Death Battle hates and loves low balling?

>>149662932
Remember that Super Goku is meant to be stronger than his old self at SSJ3. Base Copy Vegeta no-sold a kick to the neck from SSJ3 Gotenks.
https://youtu.be/OX-x4yJFqBg

>>149662807
>>149662824
fixed it

>>149662970
God of War, and he STILL FUARKING WON

>>149662970
Why do you sound like a total faggot? Fagon fag fags asked for Nolandock by name for years. Cry like a bitch MOAR.

COME HERE HULKIE

>Character can move FTL
>Can somehow still see

>>149663002
>uh he senses his ki.
>what speed does a unit of ki move at? lightspeed, why

Smarter than Eggman.

Asura is 0-1

>>149662967
what's her best speed

>>149662784 (OP)
Opponent?

>>149663002
It's like when I 'see' an entire level in pvp, I wager.

>>149663018
Traveled between galaxies in seconds while carrying a gigantic bomb.

>>149662974
>Remember that Super Goku is meant to be-
Not invulnerable, yes, unlike FRAUDnic's so-called most powerful form

>>149662970
Marvel unless they're fighting Batman or Vegeta

>>149662999
Did I touch a nerve?

>>149663039
Ehhh Batman won that 50/50 against Cap

Xeelee

>>149663054
No. Did I? Or why did you immediately start crying about 'lowballing'?

>>149663014
>the guy that mooches burgers off Popeye is somehow smarter than Eggman
Popeye really keeps outscaling every verse

>Character can move FTL on pure speed alone
>This doesn't happen at every possible instance of their existence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EI08o-IGYk

CHADlee

>>149663081
Birb victim

>>149663016
Well yes, he lost to a fanfiction version of a submountain fodder that he would easily atomize with no effort had DB used the slightest bit of common sense and not literally coped
>JUST BECAUSE WE NEVER SEE KRATOS DO ANYTHING IMPRESSIVE (OR ANYTHING THAT EVEN REMOTELY INDICATES HE IS ABOVE MOUNTAIN LEVEL) DOESN’T MEAN HE ISN’T A SUPER MULTIVERSAL BEING! PLEASE BUY OUR RETARDED LOGIC!

>>149662999
Trips of TRUTH!

With Darksiders 4 coming out, is it finally time to invoke the Death Battle curse to cause the announcement of Dante's Purgatorio

>>149663124
NOOOOO NOT THE HIGH COMPLEX MULTIVERSAL ROCKS AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

>>149662784 (OP)
Walter vs Blade

>>149663124
Damn. Good thing I'm MFTL+ and I'm able to perceive that 2.49 quadrillion times FTL Rock as if it's falling like a normal rock. This gif probably looks like a mess for the average person

>>149663023
Ladybug, a fellow bullied teenage girl with insect-themed superpowers fighting a widower

>>149663124
So Asurajeets wanted a pity win? Asurakeks deserved to lose at that point

>Popeye, I'm sorry for mocking you for wearing women's clothes.
>No wait! Please forgive meeeeee, AAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!

>>149662989
?

>>149663141
>>149663152
Everyone here is a HIGH COMPLEX MULTIVERSAL MFTL+++ BEAST for being able to comprehend the gif.

>>149663124
So, Kratoskeks wanted a pity win? Kratoskeks deserve to get obliterated by Spawn again.

>Goku and Vegeta all have straight sons
>Superman's son is GAY
lol

>>149662898
Characters who are faster than light never move faster than light. So whats the fucking point of saying the my do?
>They dodged a laser!!
I can see the laser travel in real time with no slow motion, it’s slower than a bullet.

>>149663193
They said they downplayed Kratos's 9 million univers busting power and it was STILL enough to be Asura

>>149663205
Who?

>>149663184
>Kratos could have beaten the game in less than one one thousandth of a second but wanted an excuse to hang out with his son.
And they call Asura the good father.

>>149662784 (OP)
Reminder The Flash solos Superman and Goku

>>149663227
Not him but she looks like Aya from Touhou

>>149663220
.. They actually had Kratos defeat Asura? I don't believe you

>>149663229
This, remember WEAKsura died like a bitch and left his daughter alone. Hell even when he was in Naraku centuries passed right? What a deadbeat

Post SHARTash beating Superman in a fight.

>>149663229
Or… he just isn’t that fast…
>inserts gif of Kratos running at human level to rescue his kidnapped son

>>149663253
Yeah, idk what to tell you
>>149663203
>HBOCsura
yup

My hero is the better father, surely this means he wins! Right?

I find it funny how Kratos' whole problem in the old GOW games was that he made a deal that fucked him over and was mad about it. Throughout most of Greek myth, making a deal with any of the gods was a gamble, and he should have known better.
>I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA AND NOW I HAVE BEEN FUCKED OVER! HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME!?

>>149662951
Composite Omni Man solos Composite Superman. EZ.

>>149662898
Feels good to be a TouhouCHAD and have characters that are CANONICALLY massively faster than light as a lowball.
But I agree, there's too much fodder being wanked to FTL, people put Jujutsu Kaisen at FTL for god's sake
>>149663002
Youkai and Gensokyo itself are made from different particles that don't exist in the outside world so they don't really care about the laws of physics
>>149663102
Touhou Girls are constantly moving at MFTL speeds that's why the Danmaku sometimes moves so slow

>>149663282
... I wish I had been here when that dropped. The seethe must've been hilarious.

>>149663255
>Naraku
RETARDtos…

>>149663308
KratosKEKS we are RETARDS……

>>149663287
>No, I never wanted to murder my own family! I just wanted to viciously murder everyone else's families! How could this happen to me? How can the God's care so little for mortal lives that they would kill them like this?

>Thought we'd get Hulkzilla fun
>Its just Kratostardation again
Maybe it'll get fun after the preview.

>>149663306
The SEETHE is still going. Keksura keks are still seething to this day as you can see

>>149663315
And PROUD!

>>149663255
>Naraku

>>149663154
You know, Chat Noir has better feats than most characters posted in these threads.

>>149663293
Yeah, and they should be causing nuclear explosions at every possible instance as they move around at those speeds.

>>149663306
Indeed KratosKEKS had a ginormous meltdown when everyone called out Kratos for being a fraud, still are too as you can see from all the sissy faggots obsessing over Asura.

>>149663333
>tfw we won't get a Naraku episode that ends with him bailing as he relies on BEEES

>>149663337
>it makes nuclear explosions, because it just does okay!

Good thing I have actual proper feats for my scaling and I actually have proper consistent showcases of my FTL speed. None of that statement garbage.

>>149663357
CHADsura…

>>149663357
This is why you're a rock level cuck

>>149663357
GODnic....

>>149663315
WE ARE SCHOLARS! YOU HEAR ME?! SCHOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSS! WE DEFINITELY KNOW HOW TO SPELL that WORD! SO DON’T EVEN BRING IT UP!

>>149663352
Yes, because they are hitting the atoms in the air. The faster you move, the more mass you obtain. Once you reach light speed, you have infinite mass, and if you hit anything, it will explode.

>>149663291
...at the gloryhole.

>>149663364
>ASURAASURAASURAASURA
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

>>149663352
most of a nuclear explosion is heat and shockwaves so yeah

>>149662976
Based.

>>149663386
>Asura mentioned nowhere in that post
SCHIZOsura...

>>149663357
FEATSura…

>>149663291
proof?

>>149663357
Simon the CHADger…

>>149663401
>>149663381
I made it up.
Just like Death Battle.

>>149663357
Earthworm Jim...

>>149663306
That video broke this place, it's why you see TEACHING and so many other copypastas like monster no longer.

Sissy is not an insult.

>>149663357
Everyone who replied are FRAUDS
Only I Nolan aka Omniman has those

There's nothing wrong with being a sissy.

>>149663380
>is constantly bombarded by light photons
>hasn't exploded yet
Physissies never fail to produce lauhs

>>149663357
Jenny Wakeman…

>SHITulk
>JOBzilla
Kneel, peons.

Marcus match ups?

>>149663398
You were shitposting about it last thread retard, it’s been shitposted right here too
>>149662825 so who are you fooling?

>I mentioned earlier that Kratos, of all people, makes a killer mushroom quiche. When the big brute holds leeks in his enormous hand, they look like blades of grass. Yet, his patience and skill with the recipe's delicate steps truly impressed me. His demeanor was changed-cooking seemed like a meditation, and as the hearth fire glinted in his eye. I began to suspect that quiche-making placed his heart in touch with someone for whom he once cooked regularly.

>INGREDIENTS:
>1 tablespoon (13 grams) olive oil
>2 leeks, white and light green parts only, thinly sliced
>1 pound (454 grams) white mushrooms, stemmed and sliced
>4 ounces (113 grams) shiitake mushrooms, stemmed and sliced
>6 eggs
>½ teaspoon (2 grams) salt
>½ teaspoon (1 gram) black pepper
>2 teaspoons (4 grams) Spartan Spice Mixture (page 19)
>1 cup (242 grams) half-and-half
>¼ cup (56 grams) butter, melted
>DIFFICULTY: Medium
>PREP TIME: 45 minutes, plus at least 10 minutes to cool
>COOK TIME: 1 hour 20 minutes
>YIELD: 8 servings
>DIETARY NOTES: Vegetarian

>>149663455
Please... Doom CHADDER, kill that bully chud Kratos... avenge me...

Phew, good thing I have never jobbed once in my entire life

>>149663421
>>149663465
>he thinks ironic shitposting baiters are being serious

>>149663443
Photons do not have mass. Don't play dumb.

>>149663455
Please DoomGOD, kill that bully chud Asura… avenge me….

>>149663455
FEATLESS Slayer..

Godzillabros???? What is this????

I'M A KEK?!?!?!

>>149663469
Jesu-wait...

>>149663491
Kratos…

Ya know, I have been thinking. Since universes have dimensions, and you people seem to love jerking that stuff off. When a character destroys a universe, wouldn't that mean they also destroyed the dimensions within? And since the gap between universes is infinite, wouldn't that also make the character several tiers of infinite in multiple dimensions of power?

>>149663469
No one...

I’M A FRAUD?!?!?!

>>149663506
>Please I need to be wanked to concepts and ideas that I wasn't aware of
Gokubro...

>>149663436
That's something a sissy would say.

Did someone say SISSY? DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN now I'm FIRED UP! Time for a RAPE BATTLE!

>>149663513
Asura...

>>149663233
morals off wally and depending on what you mean by solo

>>149663336
And Ladybug isn't Chat, and Khepri has a feat of killing a space god by hitting it with a weapon that "the small pieces of alloyed metal unfolded, taking shape in not just this world, but all realities, at the same space and time, bristling with an effect that would sever their attachment to most physical laws" according to the thing it killed

>>149663491
>>149663497

>>149663513
Kratos…

I have never baited anyone in this thread. Every post I made, I did so full-heartedly believing that every single WORD, every single LETTER, holds TRUTH. I am VERY SERIOUS about what I say. So you BETTER believe me.

>>149663488
>Godzilla can attract women even IRL through his sheer charisma
>Hulk can... uh...

>>149663538
So uh...what do you actually think?

Waku waku time to genocide billions

>>149663211
Cmon man they're clearly gay with each other. They even take baths together

>>149663538
CHADsura…

>>149663506
yeah

>>149663530
Oh, I wasn't talking about that match up, just the Miraculous Ladybug verse in general. We have onscreen proof of Chat Noir erasing entire timelines through sheer destructive capabilities.

>>149663553
>Homosexual fantasies
Favorite DC character?

>>149663488
Just one of the million of women who want him.

>>149663541
I do wonder why women love Godzilla so much.

>>149663555
Nice numbers, doc.

>>149663566
Okay, fair

>>149663541
>>149663577
>o-one girl makes him a pedo
Hulk fucked and bred with She-Hulk.

>>149663211
>Goku and Vegeta all have straight sons
Not so fast!

>>149663570
What’s he shocked by bros?

>>149662807
>>149662824


>meanwhile in canon

>>149663513
Superman..

>>149663598
>anon has gay little boys saved in his computer

>>149663601
KINGmon was TEACHING Asura and Kratos…

>>149663488
Women LOVE HIM!

>>149663586
I have no idea. If I were to guess
>Technically the strong, silent type
>Extremely antisocial
>Always in pain?
Yeah, that's all I've got

>>149663613
And those gay little boys are Goku and Vegeta's sons!

I don't think pedophilia NOR beastiality is bad

>>149663641
Asurabro...

>>149663632
…’s favorite punching bags Damian Wayne and Jon Kent.

>>149663599
Someone posted Kratos destroying a mountain

>>149663357
Everyone in Touhou...

Now post Kong's fangirls

>>149663253
RAPEtos GAPED Sissysura

>>149663624
What the fuck is that build? Godzilla got Klinefelter or some shit?

>>149663641
this, but also rape

>>149663641
Nice blue vagina.

>>149663233
He's one of those characters that should be far stronger than he is but has permanent plot inhibitors on him

>>149663641
KINGtos scholar btw, don’t know if that matters.

>>149663538
GODku..

>>149663641
>>149663661
Sorry wrong images, anyways I don't think pedophilia, bestiality OR rape is bad.

Hulkbros......

The Great Power (who doesn't flush the toilet) needs some matchups!

I miss deku...

>>149663575
>fantasies
Canon
https://youtu.be/YpwBBTMfL1M

>>149663651
KINGtos put his Long and Hard rod in Asissyra

>>149663646
...who after defeating their punching bags go off to lick each other's feet and have gay sex as we clearly see

>>149663687
jeetperman...

>>149663695
You already have Foo Fighters for a Jobber off

>>149663661
Remember when the Cloud village wanted to kidnap Kid Kushina. Remember when they later tried to kidnap 3 year old Hinata? Why is the Cloud village (the only village with black ninja) full of pedos?

Good thing my HERO never has any homosexual stuff attached except for the delusions of the mentally deranged

>>149663687
KINGtos scholar btw, don’t know if that matters.

>>149663698
Bakugo...

>>149663729
KINGtos...

>>149663671
It's his culture's traditions

>>149663729
CHADsura…

Everything you guys post from now on has to be 100% fact.

Understood?

>>149663698
Mineta...

When did Hulk help save Christmas with KISS?

Why is pedophilia such an often discussed topic itt?

Kratos is than Asura.

>>149663749
Fine, Kratos beat Asura

>>149663698
Ochako didn't say this.

>>149663749
Agreed.

Kratos is the weakest god slayer in all of fiction.

>>149663733
KEKtos brainlets can never be SuperCHADS.

>>149663749
My heroes Broly and Doomsday were victorious with ease.

>>149663776
Who is the strongest?

>>149663792
me.

>>149663757
>kikes in satan's service
>subverting CHRISTmas
Hulk will make puny lizard pay.

>>149663792
God of War Kratos is the strongest. Marvel Kratos is the weakest.

Kratos.

>>149663792
Nanashi SMT

Kratos!

>>149663792
Marvel Kratos is not the strongest, but is still stronger than God of War Kratos who is the weakest.

>>149663805
pity win banner

Is doomsday the most powerful character that appeared on DB? Could he beat Simon?

>>149663824
yes

>>149663824
No and yes, Kratos is the strongest

>>149663822
>kike pilpul
Doesn't work for me, brother.

>>149663824
No and no, Simon is the strongest.

KINGTOS.

>>149663824
Kratos is the most powerful character that has appeared in composite fiction.

>>149663833
pity win banner lol

>>149663824
neither have Basketball Scaling so no

>>149663824
Yup yup!

>>149663729
Yep, that’s Asura alright.

>>149663805
GODzilla is Christ's strongest warrior. This is why he was canonically allowed into heaven upon dying.
SATANulk, meanwhile, is controlled by the devil.

>>149663824
Kratos is the weakest character that has appeared in composite fiction.

>>149663729
Asura and Kratos...

if bruce banner's so smart, could a furbie sybian work?

>>149663849
>admits he has no chance
lol wimpzilla

>>149663824
What other bs has Doomsday pulled other than the infamous Memory regen?

Post Keksura having Basketball scaling

>>149663729
Unfortunately my hero GREEKtos can not be said to be 100% heterosexual as confirmed by the devs.

Kratos owns my mind

>>149663883
He's Time Trapper and above Superboy Prime now, for some reason.

>>149663824
Doomsday is all scaling and no feats so Simon should win

>>149663893
>except for the delusions of the mentally deranged

Kratos owns this general

I would draft Godzilla to join my NBA starting lineup

>>149663488
Tell me, objectively and without crying, what 's wrong about going on a date with a 13 year old girl

>>149663874
enjoy the pity win! lol

>>149663912
Hal Jordan...

Kratos is sub________

>>149663893
>Not 100% heterosexual
Now he is qualified to be a true HERO

>>149663902
>The people who make the games are delusional

>>149663916
Enjoy crying like a little bitch! kek

>>149663923
9 dimensional.

OK but does kratos catch or pitch?

>>149663852
QRD on Basketball Scaling?

>>149663923
-lime and gapes sissysura

>>149663928
over time yes

>>149663923
mountain level.

>>149663923
missive and breedable.

>>149663087
u mad

>>149663936
Pitch because 1) pitching is straight in his culture and 2) the older man tops in his culture, he selects young men without beards (like Atreus) because they are more feminine

>>149663950
Post any GoW fan having more official involvement with the games than the devs.

>>149663940
Wil e won because of Space Jam

My VERSE got GAPED and SISSIFIED?!?!!?

>>149663932
fuck gayshitta. but also, pity win banner LMFAO

>>149663792
Nanashi

>>149663975
Asura...

>>149663940
the power of Basketball transcends all

>>149663975
Kratos…

>>149663901
Unlike most characters, Doomsday outright have feats that are MFTL+ speed minimum

>>149662970
Bleach.

>>149663966
Did Kratos get fucked as a young boy?

>>149662976
k,b,c

Type "3-0" if you want Hulk to lose

3-0

Deku vs Kratos vs Denji

>>149663912
KEKtos......

>>149663893
Isn't it funny how LGBT+ activists celebrate Greece for homosexuality when 99% of it was old men molesting little boys?

>>149663975
>GAPED and SISSIFIED
God I wish that was me

>>149664000
How is this remotely FTL

>>149664036
Kratos…

>>149663792
My LITERALLY WHO HERO

>>149664009
Probably.
>>149664029
It is disturbing since it can only be described as pederasty.

>>149664036
Deku and Kratos…

>>149664029
How many times has this boy raped Eminem?

GUYS OUR EPISODE IS NEXT PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT AN EPISODE THAT HAPPENED MONTHS AGO

>>149664058
A raging sissy can never touch a 5D BEAST

I am obsessed with Kratos and gay sexual fantasies but not because I want him to fuck me.

>>149664036
Spider-Man and Superman...

>>149662784 (OP)
I-I-I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD
I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO BAD
WHEN I'M AROUND THEY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M THE ONLY GUY IN TOWN!

>>149664074
Atreus…

>>149664074
Asurabro...

I love being a character that in no way shape or form gets TOTALLY wanked and hyped up!

>>149662784 (OP)
Another win for Nuly. He fodderized that jobber Hulk and his toba.

>>149664074
Well duh, Kratos is very aesthetically unappealing.

Bring me Deku.

>>149664074
Kratosbro…

Soon.

>>149664100
>Hagkisser

>>149664066
>>149664110
nobody cares, the episode will flop

>>149664112
has Deku ever kissed anyone?

/rape, cuckoldry, pedophilia general/

>>149664037
If he’s covering most of the moon within seconds that would at minimum make him relativistic.

>>149664110
Why are his pants on backwards? Can’t unsee it.

>>149664119
/kratos/ general yes

>>149664085
Iron Man...

>>149664119
Halposting and its consequences

>>149664119
Home...

>>149664119
KINGtos general, why state the obvious?

>>149664119
Too many Asaara jeets

I feel like my calling out Death Battle for their bullshit Bardock vs Omni Man verdict in back to back threads has broke the thread

>>149664119
All me btw.

>>149664119
Too many Kratos jeets

pity win banner

>>149664152
It was probably bullshit based on their calcs, but their calcs were incorrect, and Bardock is much slower and weaker than they thought. They were right for the wrong reasons.

I feel like my calling out of Death Battle for their lowballing of Kratos in the Kratos vs Asura verdict in back to back threads has broke the thread

I should compile a list of feats for Godzilla. I firmly believe that he would win against Hulk even without Ultima, assuming that the Hulk doesn't bring in TOBA

>>149664171
… along with Omni-Man being weaker than they thought even if he nodiffs Kekdock.
>B-B-BUT!
Post Thragg who scales above Star Level Omni-Man destroying the sun when it starts burning him alive.

>>149663822
>>149663849
>>149663822
>>149664168
>implying he'll win

>>149664183
You should otherwise we'll discuss kingtos for another 6 months

>>149664184
He's definitely not actually star level, but high planetary with striking force and being able to tank a star is far better than anything Bardock can muster, even in Super Saiyan.

>>149664171
Their own calcs say Bardock should win since he's 24,000 TIMES FASTER THAN NOLAN AS A SUPER SAIYAN!
Do you think Nolan beats first form Frieza?

If Hulk wins can someone commission a fanart of Miku mourning zilla only for her to get crushed into a bloody paste by Hulk foot and him saying "puny vocaloid"

>>149664184
Idiot with no media literacy. Mark bit Thragg's throat out, that's why he couldn't do anything. If Thragg really wanted to, he could have grabbed the universe itself and moved it. Unfortunately his hubris made him spend his strength fighting Mark which led to the throat bite
Any questions, retard?

Post Dragon Ball powerlevels having a strength that can be measured beyond someone now no selling a weaker guy’s punches.

>>149664239
>Guy who is ridiculously faster than liht and stronger than a star level character he murdered with little trouble can’t be assed to make a vague gesture of a punch that would blow away the sun that’s melting him alive

>>149664232
>if hulk wins could someone commission my guro fantasy, pls!

Omni Man is stronger than Thragg and Mark combined
>BUT BUT BUT BUT
He was just passing the torch

>>149664268
That's right. Thragg is a universal character, but he fell victim to his own hubris. A trope as old as storytelling itself that children can understand and relate to, but which flew over your creased head.

>verse has powerscaling
>isn't powerful
why?

Post Thragg destroying a mountain

>>149664303
Post Thragg not jobbing to lizard people on a slightly harsh planet

>>149664317
Post Thragg dying to a Rognarr.

I think men gives the best head

>>149664303
How can characters claim to be universal if they all just die to star?

>Did you really think you could snuff out the Pride of Viltrum so easily Mark!?!
>Just before I passed out I used my millions of times faster than light reaction time to remember that I am stronger than your pathetic traitorous sar level father Nolan and used my millions of times faster than light speed to immediately vaporize the sun!

Dekubros???? Will gets FTL scaling???!!!!

>>149664338
Maybe you should stop underestimating stars instead

>>149664141
Of course the actual pedo is trying to scapegoat innocent fictional characters.

Our sun? Multiuniversal

>>149664338
>How can characters claim to be universal if they all just die to star?
stars can be universal+

>>149664356
>LIGHTNING SPEED
>Statement
Does Will even outspeed SPEED?

>>149664370
>Hal
>Innocent

>>149664215
Do you think that's correct considering no Dragon Ball character has EVER been shown to be that fast? Saiyan Saga Goku is around where they put Bardock, and he took a day to traverse a million kilometers. This is pure calcs too, he has never shown any sign of flying faster than sound. Characters in DBZ can hold a conversation just fine in flight, no matter the point in the story. Never has Goku created a sonicboom in flight or caused any type of collateral damage flying by. Circling the earth mid fight like Superman only happened in the fucking Moro saga. DB characters just aren't that fast.

>>149664370
>innocent fictional characters.

Planet earth? The strongest. I live there btw

>>149664379
Technically yes? During the "save the citizen" scene.

>>149664386
True, which is why Nolan beats Bardock despite not having star level strength.

>>149664386
>DB characters just aren't that f- AAACCKKKK

https://youtu.be/TJL-gEpAuTc?t=26

>>149664320
Post Thragg not requiring outside help to deal with Ragnarrs

Modern day weapons are always underestimated in fiction. Missiles can go mach Jesus and blow up the toughest bunkers, Satellites or take down entire continents in mere minutes.

>>149664417
>FILLERnime
>Character that’s stronger than Frieza and Super Saiyan Bardock

>>149664417
>TOEI OPUS
Yup. Yup.

>>149664422
Post yourself not jobbing to 10lb dumbbells

>>149662800
JEETly...

>>149664453
Filler?

>>149664505
NOOOO DELETE THIS!!

>>149664505
lel

>>149664505
Kekyfunny.

>>149664505
S-SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149664505
You weren't supposed to post that...

Asa Mitaka

>>149664505
Cocky fucking BRAT!

>>149664505
Sigh... time to add yet another win to Dragon Ball CHADS...

>>149664555
Hal...

>>149664505
He's fast

>>149664505
I'm going to pretend I didn't see this and go back to posting fire hydrants.
No, this isn't a satirical post, I am literally going to do that.

>>149664555
Kratos...

BRING ME THE HULK

>>149664555
>>149664578
Put your trip on, Green.

>>149664417
Wow, that's pretty fast! That is, however an endgame character, intended to be orders of magnitude stronger than first form Frieza to whom SSJ Bardock is meant to rival, and it took ~30 minutes in series.
40,000km*6 or so = 240000/30m
480000kph.
Lightspeed is 1,079,252,848kph, so he's flying about 5% the speed of light, which is quite fast, but as you can see, not even close to FTL. That's taking the footage at face value.

>>149664581
He defuses shortly after, so his actual travel time is about 30 minutes

>>149664617
>High diff manages to speed blitz fat princess

>>149664581
How slow

>>149664058
REDDITos?
More like, GAPEDtos…

>>149664232
Ben Singer…

>>149664232
PSYCHOkubro...

>>149664505
Yep, that's mach 2 at best.

>>149664112
Yeah, and?

>>149664505
N-no...

>>149664636
F-fuck....

>>149664183
Okay but you're banned from using Zone Fighter and saying SpaceGodzilla is 5D because of Supergravity.

>>149664704
I can accept SpaceGodzilla, but Zone Fighter should be fair game

>>149664505
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Thor thinks he can beat Wonder Woman
I laugh

>>149664505
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>149664767
So she just mogs the fuck out of Dragon Ball's entire verse

>>149664620
>>149664636
SLOWERTHANMOLASSES-Man...

>>149664767
What’s wrong with Diana’s face?

>>149664620
nice reaction time. lol

>>149664505
Not that fast considering it took him his entire fusion time. Sorry.

>>149664767
Low-ball btw, those are minimum light speed projectiles

Post Gokek dodging a train

>>149662784 (OP)
The Undertaker solos all of DC/Marvel btw

Post your hero being shot unfazed and unharmed

>>149664553
...killed part 2

>>149664505
This is also not filler.

>>149664925
Weaku...

>>149664636
THE FASTEST

>>149664925
>ki infused train
yeah :)

>>149664935
That's actually crazy considering she's meant to be a demigoddess
Added to my slander folder

>>149664925
it's worse, it's Toyo

>>149664940
Something Diana and Goku have in common

>>149664925
Mark would kill Gohan in one punch.

>>149664960
Toyo made an After Z fanfic, how full of stupid antifeats was that

>God of Story Loki
Cannot defy fate. This is supposedly plot/meta manipulator? I don't think so. Thor MADE him do this and he obeyed

Power scaling son >>> Shipping daughter
Shipping daughter >>> Dragon Ball powerscaler

>>149664505
Mark gapes Goku

>giving a shit about speed
MY HERO is so powerful strength wise that he could kill a SpeedKEK easily.

You fagon fag fags are still SEETHING over Omni-CHAD's victory. Don't come crying here when GOATvincible rapes cucky Gohan. You're just jeaplous that Invincible will be more popular than nipponese shit. Seriously you worship FIre hydrant level cucks while viltrumBVLLLS can survive in space, Fucky ou fahterlass faginball faggots

>>149665005
HulkCHADS stay winning

>>149665009
Based JEETvincibleSCHOLAR spitting TROOF

>>149665009
ESLvincible...

>cucky
You don't want to play this game, Invincibro.

>>149665009
Please just make it quick, Mark.

Dogfucker daughter >>> School shooter son

>>149665009
This has to be a falseflag

>>149664987
>Thor MADE him
If Thor said "suck me off and fuck me", I would do it

>>149665009
>cucky
Kylejeet...

>>149665031
ngl he mogged most incels

>>149665031
>Those DSLs
He should have just been gay

>>149665009
SCHOOLED those feckless Z-tards.

>>149665035
Loki...that's your brother

>>149665009
Lie detection in progress...

>>149665063
This is why they made Atreus such a faggot

Multiple lies detected.

Spawn Scaling will BITCH Gohan, post Spopovish not beating videl

>>149665097
Related: Post Spopovich and his buddy NOT ass raping Gohan

>>149665009
Invincible loses to Luke Skywalker

Gohan let this happen

>>149665112
post Luke not getting ass raped

>>149662784 (OP)
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Luke_Skywalker_(Legends)

I think Invincible should KNEEL.

>>149664989
No lies detected

>>149665122
Bro he couldn't even solo his own verse, he died to an Omnidroid

>>149665133
Kirby fodder, Mark gapes Luke. Post Luke destroying a mountain

>>149665133
Can a lightsaber even meaningfully damage people who can keep fighting in the core of a star

MARK beats Gohan, Goku, Ljuke , Superman, THor etc. Keep crying spics

>>149665144
>Kirby
nobody gives a shit about Luke vs Kirby

>>149665127
Post Luke GETTING ass raped

>>149665133
vsbwGODS.. I was no familiar with your game..

>>149665127
I-I-I-I-I-I-

Post Luke having sex

Sun disk.

>>149665122
Who's his best matchup?

Also Mark beats Mina always hated fucking retarded meme, fuck that pink piece of shit

>>149665122
Actual Godzilla fodder, what are you doing?

>>149665188
I CANNOT

Mina-sama... he's gaping me again... please come save me...

KINGVINCIBLE

Post Mark not being a rape victim with an aborted child and a wife who slept around when he wasn't on Earth

>>149665205
Luke...

>>149665221
I-I CAN'T!

>>149665221
Post Luke getting any opportunities to fornicate outside of his sister

>MARKMARKMARKMARKMARKMARKMARKMARKMARKMARKMARKMARKMARKMARK
Barking fagon fag fags kek

>>149665251
Kek, I saw this happen, I was the bird observing from a nearby tree

>>149665122
Now post Mr. CHADible's stats.

>>149665191
A Super Mutant Behemoth
>highly radiation resistant
>relies on closing the gap
>resilient enough to even take mini nukes; can survive in melee range for a time
>Jack will die if this happens
>however, if Jack can kite and dump high intensity radiation into it long enough it will eventually die

I swear, writers just throw in nonsense like "This monster is 4 dimensional" just to make things sound cool

Reminder, this wrinkly ugly bastard got to FUCK more than Luke has in his entire lifetime

>>149665279
Eren...

>>149665122
>literally a walking nuke
>doesn't just destroy the island when trapped there
>gets killed by a shitty robot
Why?

>>149665279
Beast Boy...

ALL your favorite verse willl lose to CHADvincible. You faggots are just jealous because Invincible is on the top

>>149665251
If she could only harm city block tier Machia a bit can she really finish Mark? Maybe if she actually injected her acid into him like Armored All Might vs AFO

...of the cuck tier list.

>>149664925
Android 16?!??!?!

>>149665316
Glass cannon. It doesn't matter if you have an op ability. It means jackshit if you have a garbage durability or other glaring weakness.

>>149665331
Gigantomachia is multiple continent level at the least. Dabi couldn't hurt him and his flames scale past Endeavors. Mina is an incredibly hard hitter who's power ignores conventional durability.

https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Padureanvladioan/Endeavor%27s_Analysis_-_Abilities,_Skills_%26_Feats_-_Personal_Work

Cry about it now, It WILL happen

>>149665351
Invincible killed him BTW

FUARK DIDN'T KNOW THE INCREDIBLES VERSE IS THAT STRONG

>>149665396
>beta force

>>149665323
>dies to building level fodder

>>149665396
canonically committed suicide btw

There is nothing wrong with murder, rape and harming those weaker than you

>>149665396
AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE PLEASE SPARE MY VERSE!

>>149665410
Only upscales it TARDball Z spic

>>149665414
How? He's indestructible

>>149665009
>Invincibro talking about cuckoldry
Post the Blue Alien BVLL

Mark grayson won this thread. SPICball fags STILL SEETHING CRY MOAR

>>149665122
>>149665396
The Incredibles Universe would unironically solo the MHAverse.

>>149665461
Being a cuck won't change SHIThan is a goatvincible victom afg

Mark Rapedson got cucked and had to see his wife abort his baby, Fagvincible fags stay seething and cucked

>>149665483
Omni-CHAD won, SHITdock is 0-1

>>149665323
FUARK a literal fodder enemy for Invincible does the same thing Omega Shenron (the strongest Dragon Ball villain ever) does. Mark GAPES Goku's verse with ease

>>149665494
>Omni-FAG beat literal fodder

>>149665361
>Endeavor is CONTINENT TIER
How fucking strong is Impure Beam to instakill Machia?

>InvinciKEK is a GT spic
LMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149665509
According to you spics Bardock is 99999X ftl and a Multiplanetary. Omni-CHAD beat a Wanked SHitdock and WOnme

Post shitdock busting a planet

Post omnicuck destroying a sun

post goKEK loving his wife

>>149665497
K.b.c
Garcia's Taqueria is shit.

>>149665554
Wasn't hulk raped by a women?

>>149665440
Lol, okay then, post Dinosaurus destroying a mountain without nukes

>>149665570
I-I-I-I………

>>149665361
>we can determine that the heat output of that explosion should have been 9997268.5-99997268.5 °C. At best "x7" times the sun's core temperature. And Endeavor's flames can emit an even greater heat power.

VILTRUMITE BROS RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!!

>>149665566
and a white dude and maybe his dad but it's up to interpertation

>>149665554
God I wish Naruto was impregnating me right now

>>149662898
>>149662927
Speed creep is the combined fault of HSTfags infighting, vidyafags wanking and capeshit getting more prominent in the VS scene.

>>149665566
>>149665583
>my FUARKING hero survived being raped
HULKGODS... I KNEEL...

MULtiversal btw

>>149665587
That's your son...

>>149665606
outerversal ice wall btw!!!

>Eviscerates all of Marvel Cuckmics
Yup. GODLY is stronger than Cuckvel.

Fagon fags need to go back, stay in your containmant zone /dvs/ fags

MULTIVERSAL yo-yo from a guy with AIDs btw

>>149665566
Surviving sexual assault is the strongest feat anyone can have

>>149665646
>gag character

Fagvincible fags need to fuck off, go back to your FOTM threads where you fantasize about molesting your mutt twink hero

>>149665646
>Smart atom yo-yo
Solos Beerus

>>149665580
To be fair I have serious doubts that 7 missiles means 7 times the heat. It should mean a larger fireball and duration, but not core temperature.

>>149665606
Broly was TEACHING the ice

What's a Daima?

Fagon fags mad their irrelavant washed series is irrelevant LOL. Just like how their Father is Irreleant to them

>>149665717
Some jobber Mark killed or something

>>149665554
God I wish hulk was mpregging me right now...

Fagvincible fags seething their hero is a raped cuckold LMAO just like how their dads are pathetic washed up cuckolds

>>149665731
Don't worry just a few more weeks Godzilla
>captcha: VAGNX

What's next for Hulk if he goes 0-3?

>>149665587
Hinata...stop it....

SHITLy isn't even galaxy level. It took him YEARS to destroy some solar systems mayvbe

>>149665764
Hulk will become Death Battle’s permanent laundry folder.

>>149665764
Pity match against a DBS character like Hit who can't transform and thus doesn't get multiplier wank

>Hulk is below solar system level
KWAB

>>149663154
Composite Taylor would get all her parahuman soldiers and Ladybug ain't surviving a million bees going into her mouth, nose, ears, eyes, ass, and vagina

>>149665799
She has conceptual shit now dawg.

>>149665771
No King Kai was surprised, and we saw it in the intro, so he must have done it in one go
Do NOT post Big Frieza

>>149665816

>>149665816

>>149665816

>>149663154
I still don't know who Skitter is

>>149665033
The 'cucky' is a dead giveaway it's the retarded bleachfag.

>>149665813
I..What? What does big frieza have to do with anything, Broly destroying a galaxy was blatantly what happened, instead of an allegory.

>>149665877
Prove it wasn't
Post Broly doing anything remotely similar again at the peak of his power when his body began to betray him due to the sheer volume of energy

>>149665587
Kiba...

>>149665925
JP raw says Broly was "attacking" South Galaxy btw

>>149665925
No you faggot, burden of proof, instead of saying it was nonsensical, or even just an outlier, you make up shit that makes no sense. Did the east kai really just stood there watching for YEARS, as Broly was destroying his fucking galaxy doing nothing, only to sperg out when he finished?

>>149665468
The Incredibles universe get logged by Sky High's universe.

>>149665396
>universal
>was the first to die by Syndrome's machines

>>149663365
SHITnic is statement spam incarnate.

>>149666075
Sky high gapes MHA.

Kratos won